New young Swinger

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I wonder who that is. Thank you. Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to the Hot White Podcast. We discuss all food, bad, and really a lot. This is me, I'm going to ask you. Hey, hello everybody, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my my hot white podcast i'm here again with my wonderful husband vince i know why oh but we we we we do have a special guest wait do you realize you just said oh my wonderful husband and that went and then i have someone else here wow i feel special Right. Right. All right.

husband and that went that quick and then i had someone else here wow i feel special okay we have a special guest with us today tonight and tyler who's kind of needs this swinger world and he was telling us some of his experience and we said nope do it all yeah welcome absolutely over and yeah we're gonna welcome absolutely thank you appreciate you for having me yeah i'm glad we could we had a great time just talking out on our deck and said an hour came here an hour or so earlier and i've kind of got we hit a limit how much we yeah we got to interact with them it's like let's save it for the podcast yeah Keep it fresh, keep it fresh.

Makes sense. Yeah. Yeah.

But it's like let's save it for the podcast yeah keep it fresh keep it fresh makes sense so but uh yeah but uh it's uh always interesting having newbies oh so newbie lifestyle yeah so you've been what a year now yes just about yeah okay how many um well give us a synopsis that's a big word for me that's more that's more than two syllables synopsis you have to put that synopsis you put your so as a single male in the lifestyle tell us like what it's been like for you uh it's it's been fun interesting to say the least um A lot of it is all brand new um and at the same time it's very enjoyable um it's all brand new like i said and uh you know just learning and and going as as it goes yeah so have you been more experienced with single females or couples uh single females um for the majority part and some couples as well yeah yeah see i would see being more couples than single females because the single female as you know in the lifestyle is called the unicorn is that elusive that term that term yeah the elusive term yeah you, absolutely.

Yeah. Actually, we knew a couple legitimate unicorns, but they're rare, far between. Well, she's getting surgery to take that horn out of her head. Well, yeah, it does happen. She was attractive other than that horn. That horn, what the fuck? Yeah, she kept, she was blown, and she kept stabbing me in the gut. That's rough.

so but um so in your uh how would you like in your hunt i'll put it that way correct okay what do you what are what's the general uh woman because we've established outside of here that you and i are both the same there's 110 straight what is the woman you're looking for what is your ideal do you like women your age women older women you're 27 so you wouldn't necessarily younger that could be me too yeah sure yeah so for the majority part uh most women around my age um i like to play with i enjoy playing with um a lot of them are kind of new to the lifestyle and I find it more attractive and thrilling with older women around 40 40 plus it's just something I've been experienced with it's something I enjoy doing and it's something that I hope to obviously of course continue doing uh so for the most part i'm more in the milf uh cougar range what they you know what they'd like to say and i've really enjoyed it to be honest with you well what's what let's hear in your words what's the difference between a woman your age or in your age group versus someone that is more mature yeah Honestly, absolutely.

I'd say the experience, the experience, as Matt said, is very, very interesting and very fun.

Women my age, you know, they know what they're doing, but cougars and mills, so to say, are a little bit more seasoned, I like to say, and they really to pleasure um and and know how to take care of you and your needs um of course of course without any judgment or anything as well and they know how to enjoy the pleasure you get back absolutely absolutely so and we've said that yeah we have on and i've said like women 35 and over are so much more erotic to me because they know how to give and to receive pleasure better 100 and they again when you're 30 and under and you're in that group but i'm not gonna i'm not talking to you with that but no seriously it's like um a woman over 35 is what is it is the number i've always used an orgasm is different to them than it is to a woman under 30.

yes yeah they know it's like you know they they appreciate it yeah and they want to reciprocate yeah 100 absolutely yeah i all i've always said is uh what i've seen from other younger women is there's no games there's no drama no this is just i'm here to have fun if you don't want to have fun there's no i don't like to get i don't like to play games i don't need drama i don't need bullshit you're not looking for your relationship for fun i'm just fine very very straight very straightforward yeah it's cut to the chases where and again i know there's a gap i'm saying 30 and then i'm saying 35 yeah whatever but let's stick with the 30 women under 30 they're um potentially hunting a relationship right so there's a little more drama involved with 35 and over excuse again that gap there you know potentially hunting a relationship right so there's a little more drama involved with 35 and over yeah excuse again that gap there right yeah a woman who's married okay and is 35 and over and they look good when a woman is 35 and over it looks good isn't it sexier than a woman under 35 it looks good oh absolutely absolutely you should look good when you're in your 20s you should look You should look at 8 or 20.

That's good. That'ss you should look good you should look good that's guaranteed yeah you should okay but yeah when you see a woman who's maybe had a child or two right and she's like still fucking looking like she never had kids that's impressive it's prime yeah put it. Yeah, it's the shit. Or, you know, somebody who takes care of themselves and, you know, puts the effort by either working out or doing something to stay tuned, eating right, takes, and just generally takes good care of themselves. It's so much more attractive because work goes into it. So it is work.

It's not just you just wake up when you wake up and you're looking beautiful. I look this good just by chance. Yeah, yeah. Just wake up in the morning. Thank you, sir. Yes.

work goes into it so it is work it's not just you just wake up one you know wake up you're beautiful i look this good just well yeah yeah just wake up in the morning genetics are just you know amazing dear i wake up i wake up and i am me that's it oh my god the i can do that is vince yes okay do we let's not oversee my my little man whore i do who i can i mean I can should we take a break and actually do the phone call give out the phone number if anybody's listening ok we'll do the phone number and we'll also do the spunk lube ok we'll do that too so if you guys want to call in enjoy this conversation the number you can call is 484-352-2553 and join the conversation join us yeah talking amongst ourselves and again if you want to see donna's um like where you can find what donna's doing you're going to go to hotwifedonnalyn.com and i'm on many platforms i'm on many bids and early fans.

Highly, highly recommend it, highly recommend it. Some people are checking out the videos. Yes.

i'm on yeah many bids and early fans highly highly recommend it again some people are checking out the videos yes check it out and we love we've been getting more and more emails from listeners and we love it and if you want to reach out to us um it's at hot white podcast at gmail.com please reach out to us um encourage all sexy women send pictures to Vince label them for Vince if you're going to send dick pics label them for Donna we want to say hi to some of our regulars the gentleman in South Africa I am not even going to pretend to say his name he is a He is a great gentleman. He is.

He sends us a very, very flattering email. I enjoy having conversations with him via email. I don't know how to pronounce his name. I don't want to do him injustice by not pronouncing it correctly. You can just call him O. Yeah, O. The Big O. The Big O. Shout out Big O.

Then we have our friend jay jay is uh is is a great friend and our friend steven um and and many others yeah we've had we've had emails from others and not trying to exclude anybody um you know we love hearing what you think of the shows and everything else and uh again we're always flattered by everybody but uh so but um also go to our website go to uh hotwaypodcast.com and check out the uh the stuff on the store i encourage you to buy some stuff i was wondering where are you going with this yeah but um anyway back to it so aren't you gonna do the spunk loop come on well and spunk we'll go ahead we have gotten great feedback on that podcast with you and angelina do the spunk loop come on well and we have gotten great feedback on that podcast with you and angelina with the spunk loop and the vibrators that was a lot of fun it i didn't hate it i did not absolutely not and my hitachi should be coming in soon any day any day now oh yeah see we did that we did uh i was just telling tyler that we were doing, we did a comparison on using a, she had a Hitachi, I used a thrusting rabbit thing, which is fun, it's a lot of fun.

I used that, we did it first without lube, and then we used it with a spunk lube to see it, of course, it's going to make it better, and it was. Yes, yes. It made the orgasm stronger. Yes, spunk lube is good stuff, I've used it before. Oh, have you? Yes, I've actually used it at a party.

oh nice we have some somewhere floating around here but it's not only is it water soluble and non-sticky but it is also yes please it looks it looks like spunk so it kind of adds that level of eroticism yeah it kind of does and it doesn't like what i usually like is if i'm i go back and forth so i like to like sit on this sit on the dick and then i like to jump off and then but if you have like a con or something it always paints the flavor but spunk lube doesn't so if i'm you know i've been using spunk lube and it's all over his dick i don't mind licking it off because it doesn't taste like anything doesn't taste obnoxious or icky or you know yeah you know some things are you don't you don't use that term with me icky no obnoxious obnoxious oh no not with you dear oh you're not obnoxious at all not even a little bit but uh so wow that you've used spunk that's great yes yeah great stuff highly recommend it yeah it's it's good stuff it's um again um i just reached out to jeff the owner of spunk loop and sent him our last wednesday was our 100th episode yeah that's amazing again i want to thank 100 yeah salute to that yeah i mean here you are those are drinks but um the um i can't believe we've done 100 episodes and people are still listening i can't believe we have that much to talk about.

Well, that's beside the point. Well, we have that much to talk about. I don't believe that many people want to listen. Oh, that's true. So again, I want to thank everyone who does listen. So anyway, so you've been in for about a year. About a year, yes. So here's an interesting question. One the the women that comes on our show mickey she has expressed that she's six months into it and she's like i don't know if i can't if i could ever not be in a lifestyle how do you feel about that i know you don't know mickey and I'll talk about you, not her. Not Mickey.

If you saw her, you'd want her to be. Oh, absolutely. I believe it.

about that and now you don't know mickey i'll talk about you not her oh if you saw her you want her oh absolutely i believe it oh no no wait oh my god yeah mickey if you're listening i have to see you yeah yeah no you do please she's gorgeous we have and the same as angelina and jennifer we have a few women on the show that we might be we i can pull some strings dude i can hook you up Allah, two women i might be able to range four that would honestly make my life you could die a happy man i will oh my goodness and here's the part you hate I've had every one of them yes you have oh my I'm so proud so I'm actually I'm actually taking notes from this and this is the first day we've met yeah so probably walked up and i've told her yeah we've done has mentioned some stories he's probably like yeah right this ugly really yeah but we're gonna we're gonna like we're gonna get taylor introduced to a whole time you're tyler sorry the same thing slurring yeah well sorry we started drinking again sorry tyler and i share besides enjoying beautiful women we enjoy cigars and bourbon so they're expressing their like man bonding out there well as as we can without being physical because we're not that kind of kind this is i am 110 happy bonding with cigars and bourbon that's that's absolutely yes yep because we don't have a touch nope no pee pee battle stop it you're so not right you have some issues you need to work out no no no i don't i'm fine with just like tapping glasses and having a cigar that's good it's a pp battle both enjoyed looking at Donna, by the way.

I'm kind of tired. He's kind of tired. Well, this is all brand new to me, so. Yeah, and another interesting fact. Okay. Fun fact. We are almost built somewhere in size. Yes, you are. Yeah. He's just better looking. I didn't say that. Wait a minute. Yeah, she answered that. Oh, good answer. I didn't say that. Good answer. Wow. Actually, Tyler's a little more beefy than you. His job requires him to be a little more physical. Yeah. Pick up over the shoulder. Yeah.

Yeah, there you little bit and he's also half my age he's 27 i'm 57 come on and slam a little bit actually i think when i was his age i was built just like it probably probably yeah you're because you were quite a bit heavier yeah well i'm heavier than he is that's for sure yeah honestly us heavier guys are doing a lot better than the skinny guys so i just want to put that out there shout out to the heavier guys there's nothing wrong with it no i love the heavier guys nowadays yeah no you know what i'm seeing even on instagram women kind of like the like guys are built now yeah you know what meaty guys you know what i think our look is more than real masculine look we have too many guys that are more feminine oh you said that i did i'm gonna agree with it yeah absolutely absolutely yeah you are what you are that well again if you're tiny then you're tiny um at that same at the same time the big they're the bigger guys also kind of give off that uh protective exactly you know a lot of a lot of women nowadays love to feel that way you know especially if you Thank you.

Thank you. Bye-bye. if anything happens, you're going to be right there. If you and I walked into a place together, people are going to go, okay, we're not going to fuck with that. Yeah, heads turn every single time. Yep. Yeah, absolutely.

But the thing is, we go through a crowd i'll follow vince because he just pushes his way right through you should be in front of me i'm like especially especially at a crowded place i'm too tiny oh i i get lost i might not win the battle but you're sure as hard going now i was there so that's true and you know what i think he might need facial hair i do yeah i think he needs facial hair there's no hair on her pussy so if you put your face in her pussy you're still out yeah can you grow facial hair yeah it does oh okay he's got five o'clock shadow Yeah, but that doesn't mean yeah the more a pussy he grows more i'm good with that yeah is that why you have a you know facial hair dear i eat a lot of i love to i love to oh it's obviously rare to find obviously i feel like you know you know something that i actually really enjoy to like I'd really get a thrill out of it, 100%.

You need to shout at me. Yeah, 100%. I take pride in it, actually. Yeah. I take pride in it. I'm very fucking confident in it. Well, there you go. So, again, in all fairness, he had reached out to us through the one site we're on. Right.

And just today him so we just started chatting today where we have been chatting less than 10 hours less than eight hours yeah because when he showed me the picture yeah earlier today earlier today i said this gentleman reached out to us i said what do you think i said yeah because i had no say yeah he saw the cigar he's like oh he looks like he'd be fun i didn't say that i said he looks interesting i can relate to him we can relate that's exactly what you said i can relate okay you can relate you don't relate to cigars i really smoke cigars every once in a moment. Oh, yeah, my crotch cigars.

No, I smooth my little cigar hearts. Why do you look at me when you say live? don't relate to cigars i relate to cigars i smoke cigars every once in a blue moon crotch cigars no i smoke my little cigars why are you looking at me when you say little i didn't i looked away from you my god you're so paranoid stop it okay i do i smoke the smaller cigars every once in a blue moon i smoke the cigar so so so are we thinking there might be a chance that there could be some videos in the future? Absolutely. I think it'd be fun. Absolutely. Yeah, I think so.

So, now, again, because he showed up here two hours ago, roughly. You don't know much other than he's a great conversationalist. Nope, that's all I know. Wow. I know, that's it.

You sure he's going to work in the videos hmm i wonder we should audition him do you think we should who's we who the fuck is we he always does that i am over here behind the console it's not we it's not me there is no we listen to him there's no we the only we in your conversation should you going we okay should i what that's i do that is your discussion that is your discussion with yourself my discussion if i'm talking to myself then i'm not going to get any good answers my discussions are should i kill all those people or just one or two oh my, my God. Stop. That's in my head.

He's so demented. Yeah, and the funny part is, you can see him. He's like, he nodded and shaked and said, yeah, I had that discussion, too. Oh, no. Stop. Yeah, he had that discussion. He's a sick motherfucker. I don't know what's going on in your head sometimes. I don't even want to know. I don't want to know. I don't want to know. Oh, Jesus. Here we go.

Did he pee in these so let's do a rudimentary audition okay one of the first things that is arousing to you from as your husband is can he kiss yes that's that's important okay have you kissed him yet no i have not well do you think i should do what the do you think he just opened the door for me i'm like okay here's opening the door okay i'm gonna give him a kiss and let's get a taste test on there as they kiss and her head friends her headphones wait it tastes good i know that it tastes like cigars and bourbon how'd you go wrong with that that's a juicy kiss okay one to ten i have to put my headphones back on she's all disheveled that was very erotic it was very sensual okay and one to ten oh can i give her a 9.999 we'll take that thank you sure because i always like to leave a little bit of room for like improvement there's always It's always like of room.

I think it's better. A hundredth of a percent? Yeah, you know. You have to work at that. You're going to need to practice more. Okay, so what would be the next level of something you're going to want to judge?

I always like, I wish I had like like a button down shirt because i could just open up his shirt so i could see his chest okay and with the head wounds and everything pull his t-shirt up i can okay he's very muscular oh he's gonna just take it off there you go oh there we go holy cow oh he's got some traps on he's got some traps yeah traps and fucking hey man hello oh and you're going right back to the kissing okay so kissing and she's rubbing so now in all fairness now okay okay i should talk to him so now what are some of the things you look for in a moment okay we've gone over to kissing so you can't say kissing yeah i can't say that you can't say that can't say that at all so now you know in true donna fashion she's dressed sexy with a t-shirt and a hoodie on I can take off my friggin' ass.

Okay, well, I'm the first.

Yeah, smart ass i gotta remember to write that down in divorce papers divorce papers i can take my t-shirt off okay so um tell you what let's let's quick quick uh do another little quick break for a minute he has to okay so we've been drinking a lot oh is that what it is um so spunkwood i know you oh he's all right careful that's all right so we did the whole thing with spunkwood and so you got to go to spunkwoodcom and check it check out all the products they have a hybrid version which is the one i usually use well any of the products are very good very good you can read more about the products on spunkwub.com okay and find out which is right for you what you're doing with it or whatever um they're all great products not gonna go wrong makes everything slide into that orifice easily or any place doesn't taste like anything really doesn't have a flavor it's not sticky it's not gooey it doesn't break down over constant pounding I was just going to say you know you're dying the shit out of me or whoever or whoever so yeah you know motion yeah we got some exciting things get ready to happen you know we have well pretty soon we have jennifer ray is going to be shooting some stuff soon she's been sick In all fairness, she had some kind of bronchitis or whatever going on.

I'm waiting with bacon for it. I'm waiting with baited tongue i'm sure you are and even we actually had mickey shoot her first video the other day yes it was just her personal consumption it was personal consumption fucking hot the skills from it were so erotic there is a chance that this week we might be able to get some real video. I don't know. That we can put out for people to see. Other people's consumption. Yeah. You know what I liked? I really liked, and I don't know if that would work for us, I liked the lighting.

Because you didn't have the bright lights because they weren't shooting video for putting out it was a lot more artistic than it was typical I think maybe we need to mix a couple of them and then, on top of it all three of these women and the other one is actually Angelina Nicole she has expressed that she's been hemm been him and calling about you if she wants to and everything else next week we might start having some content that people can see exactly what we see yeah well she's going to shoot more solo stuff of course okay yeah she's definitely a a live wire fucking six thousand gigawatts live wire but yeah yeah i don't i don't think i'd uh unleash her on anybody without some kind of labor seriously i'm not getting nutted a little bit it's like yeah so um so there is some exciting stuff coming up and that'd be cool let's see if it all happens sometimes you get all excited about things and it kind of like peter's out like i said jennifer ray and her husband both have been going through some kind of bronchitis kind of a thing so they've been non-active right supposedly next weekend we're supposed to get together and shoot some stuff good so and tomorrow i have nothing going on tomorrow i will be talking with both mickey and angelina nicole oh and trying to schedule some stuff cool angelina nicole i'm sorry mickey was very apprehensive about wanting to shoot right but when I shot I didn't shoot I just let the camera run right and she saw what came out she's like that's fucking hot yeah that is criminal not to share that with the world yeah I mean it's I don't know I think some people are just too I don't know I don't know if she's just uptight with her body because she doesn't think it looks good no well she knows it looks good she knows it looks hot okay yeah she thinks that her body needs improvement she's crazy yeah you can improve that was kind of blind what i thought was really cute is like we let her play like in our bed and we put her rubber sheets on and so of course she sprayed all over the place and she's like i'm taking home i'm gonna wash the wash the sheets for you guys like she was embarrassed by them the interesting thing was because i was trying to hurry up so her and her playmate could have fun right and the one cable went bad on my one camera and when i switched to the other camera I don't know.

the interesting thing was because i was trying to hurry up so her and her playmate could have fun right and the one cable went bad on my one camera and when i switched to the other camera i didn't switch the audio so we have the whole one hour video of her fucking with no audio audio i was like and she's like oh my god the audio it's like oh i know i was in the other room and i heard the audio through the fucking wall so anyway so there is some things coming up so stay tuned with that but yeah better candles so where we are yeah you know again we are human and we are real oh yeah and uh you know um we've been drinking for over an hour so parting the slurs so so anyway just saying tyler okay i gonna say Taylor and I know it was nice so yeah it's like Tyler Taylor which one was it I get those two mixed up too close enough either one works either one works no one's gonna complain so um as Donna sips her drink so now you're sitting here top yeah topless yes but donna is still fully i'm i'm gonna i'm topped i can take off you take your headphones off you can hear me without you know i don't do i really need to hear you you probably don't i don't want to hear you i don't want to hear you you should wear headphones not to hear me.

You should wear headphones not to hear me. That's a good idea. Wow. That hurts. I use this one to go shooting with so you can't hear anything. Wow. You realize I can hear you. Oh, shit. I did that again. Man, oh, man. I need a girlfriend. Yes, you do, dear. A bunch of girlfriends. All right. Okay. I'm going back up to the house party. Fuck you. Go ahead.

I go ahead i'm right there with you six women and none of them were you thanks i feel so special sorry i i'm got an injury yeah she has a she's a she's probably gonna need a shoulder replacement yeah uh rotator cuff probably on that that's not sexy talk. You've got to keep up with it. It's just another joint I'm having replaced. Which one more joint? Okay, so now you're wearing a bra. Yeah. He's not wearing a bra. Do we see the difference? Okay. Thank you, dear. I'm glad you pointed that out. Well, obviously, you're not bright enough to see it.

I'm glad I have you here to tell me what i what i'm missing and wearing and not wearing and should be wearing or should not be wearing there you go breasts are exposed they are aheating nipples are nippling please follow me 12 days of christmas here two nipples and nipple oh nice okay oh i got some nice succulent my nipples okay he's got big big gorilla paws like i do oh yeah gorilla paws he's gonna make like it's in a good way it's like his his hand just engulfs both my breasts at the same time i feel like a tiny mouse i feel like that i feel tiny if you want to take your headphones off you don't have to have them on it's just you can hear me talk we usually wear the headphones just so we don't talk over each other gotcha gotcha so okay get a Thank you.

i'm not judging so but um take your headphones down there so okay get a thumbs up on the uh nipple treatment you know i like i really like your lips you have tyler's got these like meaty lips so many like sucks on my nipples okay and in the way he's kissing me they're very very meaty kind of like like kind of like sucks me right in with his lips which is very good i like that yeah they don't you know visually though they don't look like they're full meaty lips until you kiss me here kiss me again you'll see what i mean i'll see what you think yeah i think that's a visual i think there's this cute little thing really bites my bottom lip lip, which is really cool.

That's it. That's what you want to do. I like that. Absolutely. And I like tons of them. Women love when I suck on their quits. You have to. You have to. And you pull it and you pull it out and wiggle a little bit. Don't do it too hard. No. Sensitive. Yeah. Passionate and a little mixture of dominance. Yeah. That's a perfect mix. When you suck on a quit and it just squirts a little bit. Oh, that's the best. Yeah, it is. That is pretty nice. Yeah. I can feel mine actually get hard, like when being sucked on, and it's like, it's hard like a little ball, you know? Yeah, okay.

Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that. All right. Not a damn thing wrong with it.

So, up okay all right so what would be the next thing you're okay well i have a i have a package i always like to open i always tell when i'm with a new guy i but sometimes they come in and they'll just start to strip down like no no no keep something on because he has the fun for me and vince will verify this it's like i don't know anything you don't know anything he says i get a real kick out when a guy's standing i'm getting ready to blow him and he's standing in front of me and i take his his bottom anytime you lose like your profile yeah on the swearer site where we met you doesn't have anything new to you so at this point donna has no idea nor do i nor do i care if donna has no idea what you may or may not have she has a better idea now and i can appreciate that you don't have all dick pics on your profile because it's like i'm not i want to know the whole person I want to enjoy your company as well as your talk so and I'm a firm believer by my generation I feel like a lot of guys ruin that by sending those pictures you know a lot of women don't appreciate that so fellas out there some women don't appreciate that but at the same time if they're asking for it don't shy away you know but a lot of them like the mystery of it.

Let them ask for it. I'm a firm, firm believer in the mystery. You know, you want to meet somebody and, you know, not be too sure of what they have. And I feel like it just makes it so much better once you know in person what they have. Well, I agree.

What's Luxe Imagination is far more erotic than what you show them oh absolutely so again you know whoa drinking your drink what the hell's the whoa about no no i was like whoa i was just looking at his crocks that's all okay but you saw the shorts on well i'm getting there i didn't say anything i just said you should i uh stand up oh yeah um sorry yeah i'm gonna have you stand up i i'm going to okay what don't spill the alcohol that's alcohol abuse i'm not spilling the alcohol all these wires and everything here a lot of wires so so again this is an audition not only to you know just to get to know him but yeah maybe to see if maybe this is someone you want to shoot with, right?

Oh, I think there's a definite, absolutely. Okay. Thank you, thank you. Oh, hold on. Like I said, I want to be surprised. Definitely want to be surprised. Look at that cock pressing against the underwear. I don't ever know. Well, you do. Okay, I need to step up out of them. Yeah. Oh, look. It's being held on here. Oh, hello. Oh, it's nice and shaved. I like that. There you go. Cock rating is definitely a 10. Okay. Okay. Oh, let me see. Mmm. What?

It's like you have the perfect height for me to suck your cock i didn't have some requirement okay oh it's nice okay i think then i gotta lick your balls too because i know you guys were talking about that out there no what what a guy who doesn't like his balls looked uh you know this place someone out there doesn't i i don't know how you couldn't enjoy that no no it's a different sensation getting your dick sucked and your balls looked are two different sensations one is erotic one is very soothing which one is which i think the balls are like two different sensations. One is erotic.

One is very soothing. Which one is which? I think the balls are soothing. Okay. Am I right? Okay. The microphones will pick you up. Yes. So, and then the other thing, it doesn't matter which one is being done. When a beautiful woman is doing it, they're both good.

That's a fun cuck okay the suck on all right well that's a good it's getting thicker and thicker like that well I hate to think of getting smaller and smaller well some getting some are you know you show me a guy when you suck his dick as you get smaller and I'll show you how you're not fucking okay so you can get all that in your mouth I'm trying to get it all in my mouth okay well you ate for effort okay do the best i can i give it 110 here go an extra mile that's good oh yeah no one says you didn't try it so so so far it looks like he's uh in contention for a potential video shoot hell yeah i know i hate to interrupt this interlude but uh you mentioned something about eating pussy well that's got to be the next part of the audition oh i probably should have started with that well it's all good doesn't matter okay so now i know you have a mouthful okay but so if a guy is going to what my shorts excluding me from the equation all right what do you look for and so we can give him the heads up okay give him the kind of little you know give them an edge what do you look for in pussy oh there's a lot of um most guys I hate a lazy tongue however that's not me yeah I don't like the whole you know like a dog licking a lollipop but it's slow it's like that I mean sometimes I can feel good here you need to get something somewhere.

You want the rest of this? I'm going to shave the bottle of bourbon here. This is Penelope Barrel Age. Okay, there you go. Got to do a little plug for the bourbon. We had a gentleman reach out to me and ask me what my favorite bourbon and cigars were. Tonight we are drinking. We drank a bunch of different things.

Let's finish up a a penelope and barrel strength should i lay back and let him i'm fine nothing to do with it this is between two of you oh yeah let me take this just slip my shoes off here so okay get your crocs off get the crocs i'm going to move my mic out of the way just a little bit aim it down a little bit so i can hear your yes my arm. Okay, let me turn that off so we don't hear you adjusting it. There we go. Okay, and now we'll turn it around. Now this is going to be... Oh, nice. Gentle, gentle. I want to feel that tongue on my pussy. Okay, so we're going to hear it. Oh, yeah.

An evaluation of his pussy eating skills. Oh, my. Up over his shoulders. Oh, my legs are right over his shoulders. Oh, that's nice. Oh, yeah, see, there's a tongue right there. That's good. Okay, so he's... He took the hint. He took the hint. He's making the appropriate maneuvers. Yeah, nice flicking on my clit.

I like, I like, and then he's going all around oh the spit on my clit that's nice okay um gentle with the finger don't go in all the way at first because i like all the nerve endings like in the front so i can keep it there that's nice that's nice and he's kissing the inner part of my thighs that's nice i like that's kissing the inner part of my thighs. That's nice. I like that. Oh, that's good. Oh. Again, this is a very short Udall audition. So if this was actually a video where you had unlimited time, do you think this would be good? Oh, this would be good.

Pull it back out just a little bit. There you go. I like to be teased first. Then I'll get into that. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. He's got his thumb. He's rubbing it around my clit. That's always nice. Now it's all nice and wet from his saliva so that feels really good.

Oh yeah he's rubbing with his fingers just like in a circular motion and putting his fingers into my pussy okay no i don't even need the fingers you don't even need to do that that's yeah this actually feels really good just with the tongue believe it or not that's awesome that's a nice big thick meaty really uh you know got a lot of potential back there with that tongue yeah a lot of oh my foot's going that's a that's a good tongue if you see a video and down his foot is twitching it's me and she's it's good oh yeah there you go oh yeah he sucked the whole thing in my in my in his mouth that's good her foot's like a conductor's hand if you see a conductor like moving yeah no no no that's what it's like oh you know i'm having fun that's a good tongue there that's a good tongue oh yeah he's got the nipple going too oh yeah oh oh honey he's doing that thing that is sucking on my clit that's oh that's good yeah that's good oh that's good oh yeah oh yeah now he's flicking the clit again back to flicking the clit oh that's nice oh my god oh that's good oh my god and he's kissing my inner thighs again that's awesome love it oh oh yeah it's good oh oh yeah so now does he need to move you down to close the end of the futon and like do a little insertion well i think so you want me to be on top i i don't want you to do anything you do what you want to do okay i'm just saying he's already in that position so i want to make sure there's a his cock has enough uh attention here whatever can you hear me okay i do over here i am i'm comfortable behind my mixing board i'm way over here what do you need smoke smoke group i don't know if you have any down here but i think it's all i took up with the house because we were using it for uh mickey and her friend yeah she shouldn't need any we never know I put it by the bed don't worry I don't think she's gonna be wet enough so let's go to him is she sucking your dick good enough absolutely yeah you're telling me what i need to do yes you know is she you have a ball's action god, oh my god, I won't be in control, goddammit.

Okay, whatever. The back of the futon is down. The back of the futon is down. I just wish it was a little push. Oh, hello there. He is taking control now. Yeah, we'll see. I'm kind of little. He's a big body. Okay. You're used to dealing with guys with bigger frames like me.

and he's a big big body okay you're used to dealing with guys with bigger frames like me showing you plenty of attention are you okay sometimes the bigger guys are harder to straddle oh holy cow oh my god oh that's a tight pussy that's a tight pussy oh my god oh that cock fits in perfect oh yeah oh yeah you push me down down get my cock in deep oh yeah see what I me oh yeah grab those hips, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh you fuck that little pussy, oh, oh yeah, oh god yeah, I feel like I'm riding a fucking bronco, oh, yeah. Grab that pussy really like quicker now It's still grabbing my hips.

Oh, you gotta give me those kisses. Oh, you gotta give me those kisses. Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, yeah. yeah oh there you go grab that one i'm gonna milk out of your tongue i'm gonna suck it out of you i'm gonna milk it out of you, I'm going to suck it out of you, I'm going to milk it out of you, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I feel like I'm so tiny on you, that's why I'm it's like oh my god you just flip me around i'm enjoying your juices off his cock i think it's cum Oh, okay.

Mmm job, good job good job who's running the audition here yeah i'm not sure i think it's a little bit of booze it's all good it's all good yeah we want to put the seat back up again here we to rehydrate now sure well you guys have water we're out of bourbon i can't help it oh no yeah tell me about it so question oldest woman you've been with yes oh i'm the oldest, oh my goodness, that's it. It's pretty tight though, it could be a real woman, that's pretty easy. We think that we know each other better. What was your name again? I'm sorry. What can he hate you like?

He comes over, he's in an alley, smoking good cigars, drinking good bourbon, and then he gets to fuck my wife. Well, I think the bourbon is definitely number one. Maybe the cigar is number two. Jesus Christ. And then with the wife. He just threw the wife in as a, you know, here, have a, you know. It's like, hey, I'm sorry if the cigar wasn't as great as you wanted. I think he just fucked my wife. Oh, my goodness. Yeah.

Well, two thumbs up up that was a lot of fun all right so you're fun you want to shoot with him sometime yes don't tell me tell him yes want to shoot sometime i think he's fine i think too it's like well um since my shoulder has a little injury but i um i'm wearing a brace and i feel a little bionic but i think there's like he could definitely pick me up and then fuck me standing up without a problem well smaller guys can talk you around like a fucking rag dog yeah i mean i'm six foot i used to be six one he's six two but we're pretty close i think in general in size he's a little more muscle than me because of his job oh yeah but you know yeah yeah i remember you picking me up and doing some things to me back in the day yes we both were a little younger back he's a 27 year old-year-old version of me.

Yeah, something. That's it, man. That's it. Smoking cigars, drinking bourbon, 27. God bless him. Makes you want to go back in time, doesn't it? I don't know. Then I have to redo everything I've done. Not necessarily. Now you know. You can make the changes.

Of course, that's a butterfly effect who knows you could ruin everything else yeah so now we've talked before the show and you're like well how long does the show last okay you guys were 50 almost 53 minutes into the show no no shit yeah it goes quickly doesn't it quick yeah well when you're messing around like we were it kind of does go quick well but in general yeah even just conversation felt like a half hour but it was probably about 30 seconds yeah but uh yeah no it's um it's um yeah it was hot oh cool good i was trying to articulate more of what was going on so the listeners could get it.

I'm feeling a penis in my pussy. Shut up. I am a little aroused. You know, can you ever be serious? Oh, don't fucking push that. Don't, don't push, don't push the button. Dude, don't push the button. I don't want to. Don't. Oh, you're good. I can't. Yeah.

Hey, don't push the button dude don't push the button don't oh you're good well that's better thank you thank you very much so you two were like on the same page right i saw you like you need to be scared i know i should be it's like we hit a lot of we hit a lot of common for sure but uh yeah but um anyway so yeah no i'm looking forward to uh you know yeah back and then do some some videos that people can watch him uh talk about about it we can now definitely there's a couple um bucket list he wanted to fill her bucket on his bucket list yeah we have some things that he's expressed yeah we have the ability we have i think we can i think we can make this happen please please absolutely yeah yeah it's uh yeah it's scary what what power Very cool.

If we can pull power, I think we'd be doing a whole lot more to, you know. Oh, you know we've been doing a whole lot more with it don't you think well anyone it's a matter of again we're we're blessed with the people again i want to thank everyone who does listen and uh again i challenge everyone who listens get one or two or five friends to listen to the show, too. We're not asking you for any money. Maybe a bottle of bourbon, send it to us. Oh, yeah, send it to us. Or a cigar or two. Maybe a cigar or two. Or five. Or five, stop. But no, it's, again, we want to thank everyone who does listen.

This was never meant to be what it's turned into yeah we thought if we had like 50 listeners like wow that would be happy that'd be cool and again everyone who listens um wow thank you yeah so i think we we've expressed that several times but i'm i'm very grateful yeah it is cool i'm just you know i mean you know one of our things like throughout the day are like hey don look how many people downloaded the show so um again this is your first day and and again and he was skeptical you were like well i might stay for a little bit of the show i'm not sure I'll be there the whole show.

Here he is naked with cum dripping out of my wife's pussy. And that's not a bad thing. I didn't say it was a bad thing. I'm not arguing. No, and you shouldn't. I'm not. Otherwise, I'm going to have to rough you up. All four foot eleven. There we go. Big words from such a little person, right?

I to try to punch you and you put your hand on my head yeah he does this keep it on wife yeah yeah give me give me your hand give me your hand like that he does this and i'm like yeah yeah i can't touch him Let arms are long enough and i'm swinging in the air and he's like there yeah just just stay away from me little thing well the ironic part we were talking earlier about because of our our stature right uh the ability to be bouncers right and that fact i've done it and he's experienced a little bit and someone like you who's like a little kid oh yeah oh my god yeah really you're gonna try to go against us i'm biting the ankles that's what i'm doing here i'm on a good day i'm the mean little chihuahua that'll bite your fucking ankles that's about it and you can just poop punt me right right so so wait here we go for the women who are listening okay that have um heard donna and well we have to get other women we're going to be doing that soon getting some other right i think we need to for sure um the um concept of someone my size and your size that um can kind of respectfully manhandle you oh yeah you know and give you what you want and need you know for women who like kind of like to be kind of controlled right right you know this definitely has an erotic aspect of it sure you know some guys take it a little too far and then you have to like you know back up i mean you you're fine you're you're absolutely fine and as once i know somebody a little longer then i can be a little more vigorous or a little more uh well you know you always expand your boundaries you can expand the boundaries that's a good way to put it sure i'll start out a little more timid just to see like okay i might we'll back off on certain things and then once they start to know somebody then it's like you know no holds barred once it's once you know somebody yeah i mean like i bet you next time oh yeah don't know what is that oh it'll be a lot more vigorous well and chances are she'd probably have you finishing her asshole oh yeah absolutely i just i did not prep so i don't want to do that yeah but anal ever do anal i'm sure you have oh there you yeah there you go he's, there you go.

He's done anal, so we can do some more. We never have enough anal. From your aspect. From my aspect. Those of us that are straight, it's like, give, not receive. It's a, I'd rather give than receive. I'd rather not receive at all.

So, but anyway, uh anyway duke well thank you for coming on the show thank you i had so much fun did you have fun absolutely hopefully we'll have you on the show again and it won't be just uh donna oh yeah i'd like to yeah like jennifer or something like that i think we'll be fine yeah jennifer jennifer shout out jennifer yeah you get to you know not just jennifer is another a milf who has got incredible tits incredible tits she's got a nice body her husband loves to watch her get fucked so yeah and she's done a lot more group activities she's been into the multiple multiple yeah like i've done like three guys but she's done four or five i'm like yeah i i don't know how to orchestrate that yeah well i guess i'll have to figure that out and she's got you know and donna's got incredible tits oh no hers are like hers are like like if you had to pick your the perfect tits like they're they're perfect they are perfect they are perfect yeah i agree in all fairness mickey's tits are perfect too yeah they are pretty you know what there's so many different uh shapes and sizes and you know what in all fairness angelina's are perfect and they're pretty and you have a lot of perfect hair yours are perfect everybody's perfect kids all of you got great asses too well yeah yeah you know yeah you do yeah i sit behind the control i sit behind the mixing board i can judge oh yeah okay you you be the judge i'm i'm glad that you think they all have good ass because that's important for well he's an ass man so all women you guys are all women over 40 yes and i'll tell you what i'll put you up against any 27 year old something oh any of you i don't know yeah well we do work hard at it i have to admit all of us work out to some degree in some form or fashion that's for sure god bless you i read the sample every one of you that's great well and we appreciate that dear no i appreciate it i really do so anyway um go to hot wife uh donalyn.com see where i am what i'm doing what you're doing if you want to reach out to us about the show or any questions or concepts or whatever go to to hotwifepodcast at gmail.com and we will definitely answer you.

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