New Vibrating Lit Butt Plug Review

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Speaker1: this program contains strong sexual content no one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download the podcast in any manner the host guest and performers are all over the age of 18 rebroadcasting this podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the hot wife podcast The commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of the Hot Wife Podcast's owners, agents, or representatives. This podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice. Hi, this is Donna Lynn and welcome to my Hot W wife podcast where we discuss all the good the bad and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle hello everybody this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast and i want introduce my wonderful husband, Vince, who's actually the star of the show back there doing all of his mixing buttons.
Speaker2: Oh yeah, I'm a star. Sure, sure, I'm a star.
Speaker1: I don't know what you're doing over there, but...
Speaker2: I'm not sure what I'm doing over there.
Speaker1: I do like the new disclaimer, your voice sounds so sexy.
Speaker2: Oh yeah, just hot. So you guys, from earlier today, mixed the microphones. I had the wrong volume up when you started on the wrong microphone. So when, what's-her-face was here?
Speaker3: Angelina.
Speaker2: Angelina was here.
Speaker1: Oh, my God. Now, that was a show, huh? Oh, my God.
Speaker2: I do a lot of podcasting.
Speaker1: Yes, you do. And we appreciate it. We appreciate it a whole bunch. The listeners probably don't. They don't want to hear my voice anymore. Oh, no. I don't want to hear my voice anymore. Oh, stop it. I'm sorry. Oh, my God. So let's get out the number. Oh, yes. The number to call in is 484-352-2553 if you want to be a part of the conversation. We're going to have some fun today, tonight. So this is our Sunday live broadcast.
Speaker2: So if you're not listening to it live, just be aware that on Sunday evenings at nine o'clock East Coast time, we do this live broadcast where you can call in. You can join the conversation, ask a question or whatever. and again you have to the only place that I'm aware of you can hear the live broadcast live
Speaker1: is at our website which is um hotwifepodcast.com so if you go there you can actually you know listen to it there if not you just download it when you get a chance yep we're good with either yeah i'm just appreciative that you found us, yeah. And again, challenge you all to tell a friend or two about the show and see what they think. Again, swinging and everything isn't for everybody, but they might find it interesting or something they can either enjoy or just laugh at because we sound stupid. Or whatever. Or I sound stupid. You don't ever sound stupid. How many times do you tell me I'm stupid? I never tell you you're stupid. I have other words. I try to mix it up a little bit. That's a lot better description there. You know, you lack common sense. You know, you're inane. But I never say the word, I never use the the s word not that s word yeah i might say you're full of shit i might but i never but um so anyway tonight's show is inspired by something that happened at that house party yes it's the last house party yes the blinking a butt plug that you've the one playmate that we were with and her husband were four of us were kind of like bouncing around on the bed but she had this really cool butt plug in her butt so while you're eating her out and her legs were up in the air there's this glow from her nether regions from her butt and we're like what the fuck's going on there it was the coolest thing so my husband sure if she spent too much time near nuclear plant yeah we weren't sure what was going on there it's like i took one for the team and i'm sure you did i didn't really want to i know i know but you do what you had to do beautiful women a woman with a nice ass yeah and blinking light cover me i'm in you're in you know save yourself yeah you're in oh yeah save yourself okay uh-huh okay that sounded good so anyway after she after i was i was eating her pussy and she had one or two orgasms that thing went you know yeah know, shot out in bed. Yeah, it just popped out. But while I was in for the brief few minutes I was in. I was in for a little bit before. Yeah. Once I got playing, it came out quickly. It did. But we were like, oh, wow, we were mesmerized by it. I was like, that's really cool. So my husband said, hey, I would like to get you on Donna and see what we can do with that. Well, we know what you can do with it. That's not the question. We want to see if... Now, years ago, you had vibrating anal beads. Oh, yeah. And you loved them. I loved them. They died. Yeah. You killed them. I did. And, you know, my replacement I got for that, just not the same. I was, I'm just, I'm sad. I can't find replacements.
Speaker2: Well, in all fairness, you've become more anally attracted and, uh, is that, I don't know if that's a thing, but you enjoy anal more.
Speaker3: I do.
Speaker2: So all of a sudden, like back then, those, they weren't real big beads on that. So I think it meant to, or felt a little different. Now you've kind of progressed.
Speaker1: Well, I had two of them actually.
Speaker3: I don't that. Yeah. Okay. That anally experienced. And I had one of the bigger balls and they kind of got stuck. And I like it it worked but it wasn't as good and then the other one i had actually had three the other one there was a a dildo part that went into your pussy and then you know what that's a great idea they it's too too flaccid it's too rubbery so when you try to when you get the The part that goes into your pussy in there, the part that goes into your ass is too flaccid. It's too rubbery, so when you get the part that goes into your pussy in there, the part that goes into your ass is too flimsy and bends too much, and you're trying to get it in there. It just needs to be a little more rigid, and I think it'll be fine. And maybe bigger beads.
Speaker2: Just put it out there. Now, the one thing that we don't know about the ones that that young lady had,
Speaker1: the ones that you have, your butt plug has, it actually has a remote. I know. And I have it. That could be good or bad. I'm not sure. Well, you know, you could get excited and shoot this thing across the room and take me out. How'd he die? Butt plug to the forehead. He's like embedded in your head. Then I'd have to talk like this. I'd have a blinking dot in the middle of my forehead. Well, I don't, it depends on. You have to get, well, now. It would come out this way. It depends. You don't know how it's going to come out. That's true, I don't know how it's going to come out. It could spin in the air, you know. It could. It's like throw a knife, you know. So now tonight, we actually also just got some spunk oob in. Yeah, we got a go. So to Mr. Mike, you know who I'm talking to, I am going to, tomorrow when the post office opens, drop some spunk oob in the mail to you. Oh, boy. Yeah, we got like a shipment, and they had to back up this truck. It was like, boop this it wasn't a tanker jesus christ i'm being silly but yes i have my little we're going to be using spunkloob tonight to help ease that in yeah i mean sometimes again go to spunkloob.com and get yourself some um you won't regret it things will slide in like you wouldn't believe Non's sticky water soluble goes in like butter like butter okay so i'm gonna put some on the bottom of the top of uh no that's the you call that the bottom i would call the bottom part that still sticks out your ass the top is what i'm saying would go in first if you look at a rocket ship is the bottom where the flames come out, is the bottom where the flames come out? Or is the top where the flames come out? I think, yeah, but this is a butt plug. I call that the bottom because it doesn't matter. The part that penetrates my anus is where I'm going to be putting a spunk glue on. Okay. I don't, top, bottom. I don't, yeah, you know. I mean, yeah, it's a subject up for debate, but I think most people would sit there and say the top is the part you put in. No, I think the top is where you, like.
Speaker2: Why would you put the bottom in first?
Speaker1: I don't know, because we're dyslexic.
Speaker2: Speak for yourself.
Speaker4: I don't know.
Speaker2: And there's nothing wrong with dyslexia. I'm just saying, I'm not dyslexic. Do you sew underwear on?
Speaker1: Yeah, but I'm going to take it off. Okay, I was going to say, wow, that needs to be wearing underwear. Okay. I'm going to take my underwear off and slide it down. See, like that. I can see they can't. There is no camera. Cameras are not on. And I'm going to spread my butt cheeks. I'm going to take my little butt plug and I'm going to slide it right inside my butt. Did you turn the light on yet? Nope. Yep. Now it's on. It's on. Is it on? Oh, now it's off. When I slide it in. Oh, there it goes. It's blinking. Okay. Okay. I have bending over. What can you say? I see blinking light. I don't know how to change the different strobes. Oh, you're playing with that already, aren't you? That's how different strobes is when I turn the different vibrations on. Stop it. That's kind of nice. It's pulsating. I like the pulsating. Oh, I should plug in my new Hitachi, too. It's not a Hitachi. It's a knockoffoff and it's not a strong one. It's a guacamaccio. I can plug that in too. I mean, what the heck?
Speaker2: Let's just review this one toy. And then you can get to that one later.
Speaker1: Alright, that works. Okay, one toy at a time. Fuck, you're no fun at all. That feels pretty good. I'm just hitting
Speaker2: a button here for different pulses. I have no idea
Speaker1: what it is. Alright, hit another one just to see. I just did. That one, how are Thank you. That feels pretty good. I'm just hitting a button here for different pulses. I have no idea what it is. All right. Hit another one. I just did. That one. I can't really feel that one. Next one. Did you hit another one? I don't know. Oh, okay. The button broke. I'm stuck there. That was pretty nice. Oh, I like that. This is going to be a lot of fun. Sure. I kind of wish that, I think if i get excited i too will pop it out i might just go into like a seizure is it i can't tell what's going on what's it doing it's strobing it's strobing yeah i'm gonna have to i'm gonna have to uh i'll tell you what we'll do okay let me quick shoot a little video of this Let me just quick shoot a little video of this. Okay. And if you email us at hotwifepodcasts at gmail.com, we will send you this video once I find my camera and I get a video. Should I get on top of the futon? No, just right there. It's fine. Just hold on. Stop. Stop wiggling. I'm trying to get you my camera to focus and that light's probably fucking up. How is that? So there we go. Okay.. And now let's find that remote. Where the hell it goes? All right. I'm going to hit another one. Okay. Oh, no. Oh, that's pulsating. Oh, that's nice. You know, that would feel really good with a dick in my pussy. Oh, that's nice, too. Oh, that's like tickling. It's like little fingers. So that's all I'm going to videotape now so we can send it easy. Oh, that's good. I can't, I have no idea what kind of strobe is going on down there. Okay, well, if you turn around. Okay, let me turn around. And I will show you what you, what your butt looks like with a... Oh, that's, oh, that looks cool. Yeah, I would definitely have a seizure for that one. I can, I can understand that. I feel like I should be playing the soundtrack from Saturday Night Fever. Oh, yeah. Stay in my butt. Stay in my butt. Oh, my God. That's too funny. That's cool, man. I'm just going to walk around with this all day. Well, I've seen videos now on Instagram and stuff where girls are wearing short, sheer dresses. Yep.
Speaker2: And you see the lights.
Speaker1: You see the light blinking.
Speaker2: Yeah, blinking or whatever.
Speaker1: So, all right.
Speaker2: So, it's a good toy.
Speaker1: Yeah, it is. Sorry, I had to take a drink.
Speaker3: That's okay.
Speaker1: And what are you drinking tonight?
Speaker2: I am just drinking carbonated orange water.
Speaker1: Oh, my God.
Speaker3: What happened?
Speaker2: No bourbon tonight? I was drinking bourbon earlier.
Speaker1: Uh-oh. Just, I'm not feeling top of the world today. Uh-oh. Okay, I understand. I understand. That makes sense. Yeah, it just wasn't... So you're not in a bourbon mood. That's so unlikely. Yeah, not really. I mean, I like to drink my bourbon when I get to enjoy it and relax. I'm not feeling good. It's pouring rain out. My back is killing me from all the... just in general, not a happy camper. I realize I'm married. You poor thing. I feel so bad for you. I feel so bad. Do we order your butt plug on your Amazon or mine? I would think it would be, I hope it's mine. No, it's on mine. Isn't that the one you share with other family members? Yes. Okay, so this bug plug on Amazon with tax and everything was $26.49. Oh, that's not bad. No. Yeah, so let's see here. Oh, what's that? I don't know. It has two buttons, off and on, just one button. And then it just has like a little chart thing, like a little bunch of lines. I don't know. You don't know, like, what? Yeah, just the dummy button. Oh, my God. And I'm the dummy. Yeah. So it's back and forth. That feels pretty good. Okay. Now, okay. So now that we've put some time in with this. Yeah. You want to try the really cheap, bad Hitachi ripoff? Yeah, this... It took like three weeks to come from fucking China on a slow boat. And it's got like the real Hitachi, which we're going to order for you probably tomorrow. Okay. Which only has two speeds, you know. It has good and holy fuck. I'm telling you. And this one has like 15 speeds and they're it's not very strong sorry i gotta oh my yeah no this one i almost think we should order you the rechargeable
Speaker2: one okay not on the microphone please oh oh see that that why don't you sit down so you can talk to me and into the microphone instead of facing backwards i don't need to see the the strobing
Speaker1: Thank you. please oh oh see that that why don't you sit down so you could talk to me and into the microphone instead of facing backwards i don't need to see the the strobing light you don't need to see well then the butt plugs like really wow see they wow okay now it's seems like it's a lot stronger than it was earlier this afternoon i tried it more strong. Yeah, it sounds stronger. Maybe I hit another button. I don't know. Yeah, it's pretty good. It's like the real Hitachi has a button that goes up and a button that goes down. No, this one has different buttons. Okay, well, I'm saying one might be settings on high, one might be settings on low. I don't know. Yeah, I just turned it on. turned it on hold on that's even higher yeah oh yeah it's a lot higher now than it was okay you probably can't
Speaker2: even feel the butt plug now no not as much
Speaker1: wow i it but this afternoon i was like i can't even feel it but now it's like okay um i'm gonna put a little spunk lube on this okay Here we go. But this afternoon, I was like, I can't even feel it. But now it's like, oh, okay. I'm going to put a little spunk lube on this. Okay. I think I put most of it on my bubble. And you can get that at spunklube.com. It's really good for Hitachi type things. Oh, it's good for anything. Well, for things that don't penetrate, it's even good for that. And you wouldn't think you need it for something that doesn't penetrate but for this because it's it makes it more slippery and it creates more of a I don't know it's a vibrant it just makes the sensation makes it so the sensation translates into your pussy region better into your clit well okay whatever you would use a hot touch on oh wow wowie oh all right so it seems like so much stronger now what the hell did i do i don't know i don't know either well i wonder if the anal toy is making a difference let's try a different setting on there i don't feel it you're gonna need this you're gonna need to step that up a little bit yeah you don't even know i know i'm just going by how the strobe light goes that's all i can see a strobe light yeah oh there it goes oh that's pretty nice oh oh yeah oh yeah oh oh and the neighbors are still shooting fireworks. Well, it is the 9th. It is the 9th of July, the most popular fireworks day. Oh, don't they know we're trying to? White trash shit. Oh, God. I've got to blow things up. Oh, God. Oh, yeah? Oh, wow. That's, oh, wow. Oh, I've got to keep it off my clit. Otherwise, I'm going to have the same problem mangelina had. Well, you don't masturbate nonstop like she does. Oh, my God, no. But I can see where it would do that. Oh, my God. She masturbates fucking 30 times a fucking day. Oh, my God. Yeah, my clit would be raw.
Speaker2: And I'm not talking like 30 war guys. I'm saying 30 times.
Speaker3: Right.
Speaker2: Each time, who knows how many war guys she has.
Speaker1: Oh, yeah, that's nice. Oh, God, yeah, that's really nice.
Speaker3: Oh. Oh.
Speaker1: You know what would be really hot? Like if like if um i'd like to be fucking somebody with the butt plug-in that would be hot with you with them oh yeah that's good that's got a nice pulse what does that look like it's like Morse code.
Speaker5: That's good.
Speaker3: Wow, can you imagine what a dick would feel like inside my pussy? There's not enough room there with those two toys. No, there's not.
Speaker1: This is I don't need a boyfriend mode right here. I got this big fucking, you know, it's like a KitchenAid mixer and a fucking nut. Oh, a KitchenAid mixer.
Speaker3: Oh.
Speaker1: Have this hanging up here in your kitchen. Oh, what's up for? Mixing drinks and...
Speaker2: Makes great omelets. Really put some air in those eggs, man. Makes the fluffiest fucking omelets, baby.
Speaker1: And then I can masturbate with it, too.
Speaker3: Oh.
Speaker1: Oh, man.
Speaker2: Oh, God.
Speaker3: Oh.
Speaker2: All right, so we just saved yourself $100, huh?
Speaker1: Yeah, it's got another setting. It seems like it's a lot stronger. This is even stronger yet.
Speaker2: I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker5: I don't know. Maybe I was just, I don't know yet I don't know what to tell you I don't know maybe I was just I don't know I don't know
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Speaker1: oh Thank you. it's stress oh fuck me that's actually pretty good i gotta give my pussy a rest i start to get like vibrating you're gonna get like brush burns on it because i just turned off the vibrator the uh butt plug, but the light stays on, so it's
Speaker2: not vibrating, right?
Speaker1: Yeah, it is.
Speaker3: Oh, is it?
Speaker1: It's a slow pulse.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker2: Well, see, this is off.
Speaker1: Oh, okay. Maybe it's... Is it off now?
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: I mean, now it's off. Now the light's out.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: Let me get out of my mouth. I'm out of my pussy. I'm out of my ass. Pussy mouth ass.
Speaker4: What is it?
Speaker1: I don't know which one. I don't know the difference, yeah. I do wish the butt plug was a little bigger. Oh, I'll turn it back on again. Stop. Off. Hold it down. Hold it. There you go. Sorry, my hands are slippery. So it has like a fake jewel type thing like a lot of butt plugs have. It's a plastic. Yeah, like I said, fake jewel like a lot of butt plugs have. Yeah. And you hold that in to turn the butt plug on.
Speaker3: Right.
Speaker2: And then there's a little remote that you can keep or give to someone else.
Speaker1: To torment you.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: You know, so we might, you know, have to put that in one day when you're wearing pants and go out to a store someplace and go out to dinner.
Speaker1: Or a playmate.
Speaker2: Or you could take it on a hot date with you.
Speaker1: Yeah, I'm telling you.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: Get your ass off. You got to talk into the mic so people can hear it. Oh, I'm sorry you. Yeah. Get your ass off. You've got to talk into the mic.
Speaker1: Oh, I'm sorry. I just.
Speaker2: You're new here, I know.
Speaker1: No, it's not that.
Speaker3: I just.
Speaker1: I'm a little tired. I don't feel like sitting up right. But okay, I'm fine now. I'm fine.
Speaker2: I'm well better now.
Speaker3: Okay, so are you sure? I know.
Speaker1: That was fun.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: I'm glad to see that, you know the fake hitachi panned out i don't i don't know if it was the butt plug but it just felt like it was so much stronger when i used it this afternoon with angelina i was like i don't know man it's like i'm not gonna feel it but it felt good it felt but it wasn't like would not bring me to orgasm. There's no way it would have been sitting there.
Speaker2: It didn't even sound as intense as it did here.
Speaker1: No, I don't know what the difference is. Maybe it wasn't, I don't know, maybe I had it on a different setting.
Speaker3: Don't know. I don't know.
Speaker2: Take a look at it later. So one of the things, speaking of Angelina, I want to let everyone know Angelina has started a podcast.
Speaker3: Oh, yeah.
Speaker2: It is going to be download downloadable on thursdays okay gotta listen to her man she's she's a piece of work holy sorry i'm sorry for you you still have to listen to me because i'm still co-hosting and running the board engineering it um but it is called sex crazed she is go figure if listened to Angelina on our show, the Sex Crazed title for her podcast kind of goes.
Speaker1: I mean, she's just.
Speaker2: So we have three of them in the, in the, on the shelf.
Speaker1: In the can?
Speaker2: Not in her can. She'll put it in yours. But we have, so the first one goes up this Thursday, the 13th.
Speaker3: Oh.
Speaker1: So, and then we're going to eventually work her into, maybe she wants to do a live show. So, we'll see where that goes. But just the scheduling thing with her, we'll see. So, I think we'll do a lot more pre-recorded. Yeah, I think so, too. She works a lot. But, yeah, man, she's got a shit ton of sexual energy. She's got enough for seven people. Yes, she does. When she comes in, it's like, blah. And they'd still be very horny seven people. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But she's, again, I'm not going to say much. You just have to listen to it. And the name of the podcast will fill itself in for you. Oh, yeah. And just the yeah yeah i'm still laughing a couple of shows i was in i was like oh my god i guarantee you it's not everyone's cup of tea um i get it it's uh if if she wasn't sexy and winds up being naked in front of me most of the time during the show i would just say here i'll hit record and walk out but i get to see her naked oh yeah nothing wrong with that no she's a sweetheart she's a dear friend we've known her for 10 years yeah or more and she is a phenomenal woman um just has a sex drive that is wow now he's not a swinger so like her her view on like um sex is a little different than ours because she's like i don't know how you know you know you can be fucking other people i couldn't let my man do that or i couldn't you know if i was a guy i couldn't let my woman do that i was like well that's why you're not a swinger and we are and that's the difference there's so she has a whole different view on sexuality than we do which is interesting i think it gives a whole different twist sure and again that's the purpose of her podcast is it is a different show definitely it's on the hot wife podcast network you don't have to go anywhere else um but um and hopefully very shortly we'll start having a a couple websites you can go and see some of her pictures and video maybe and stuff like that we'll see again it's trying to fit it into her schedule right therein lies a problem yeah um so um but i guarantee you they'll be interesting yeah oh yeah they'll be real interesting but oh my god yeah she's uh so and again once we get a live show where she's on this show next one of these sunday nights um and you get to call and ask her a question or whatever you will see that um she is she's not the to her. Not even a little bit. Not even a little bit, man. She's so much energy. So much energy. Sexual energy. I mean, she's just like she gets. She's a high-strung person in life, too. Everything she does, she does the nth degree, and she is, you know, God bless her with that. You know, she's successful in what she does. And, you know, but, yeah, she's. So, yeah, Thursdays, look for the Sex Crazed Podcast. That's probably a very good way to describe it. I came up with that name. Yeah, you did. I was actually, I know you guys were like tossing around other names and stuff, and I thought, okay, well, I wasn't sure where you're going with that, but Sex Crazy fits it perfectly. Fits her perfectly. Oh, and so many aspects. You know, she's, again, until you listen to her and realize, you sit there and, you know, like someone, like years ago, Donna used to say when we first started swinging, like, you know, you're really kind of a sick fuck that you enjoy watching me fuck other guys. I'm like, really, I'm not.
Speaker2: I'm really not. There's a lot of guys like that.
Speaker3: A lot of guys.
Speaker2: You're like, oh, no, that's sick.
Speaker3: That's sick.
Speaker2: Now, with Angelina and the stuff she's into.
Speaker3: Oh. I don really not. There's a lot of guys like that. A lot of guys. You're like, oh, no, that's sick. That's sick. Now, with Angelina and the stuff she's into? Oh. I'm like super vanilla. You're super vanilla. We both are super vanilla. And so she's talking about shit. I'm like, no, I've never ever, no, I've never thought about eating some guy's ass. Well, there's guys who like their ass eating. I am not one, but there are guys who like that. But then she takes, I'm not going to even get into it. No, don't. You've got to listen to the show. She takes it off.
Speaker2: There's a line, and Angelina's way over the line. Our last Sunday live broadcast, she called in.
Speaker1: She called in.
Speaker2: We kind of got a hand with it.
Speaker3: Yep.
Speaker1: So that was kind of a flavor of it. That's the of it it's like oh my god if you listen to last um monday yeah we have been last monday show which would have been july uh third's show yes it was july third it was live on the second but it was you know released third, technically. Holy crap, the shit she was talking about. And she's like into it. She's like, yeah, that's why I just leave my face right into it.
Speaker2: I got done having that conversation with her, and I felt dirty.
Speaker1: I want to go upstairs and take a shower.
Speaker2: I feel like I should be exiled. Like, this is like, I don't do this stuff. I don't want to do this stuff, but I feel like somehow I've just taken part in it. And I feel like. Against your will. I feel. You feel so dirty, don't you? But not in a good way. You know? I mean. You feel violated. You feel violated. Well, my senses are very violated. Because, you know, she's saying this. I'm picturing this shit in my head, and I'm like, oh, this is wrong.
Speaker1: It's so wrong.
Speaker2: So now here's the really wrong.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: Is it really wrong part?
Speaker3: Come on.
Speaker1: Isn't the whole thing really wrong?
Speaker2: You tell me.
Speaker3: Okay. Okay.
Speaker2: It's bad enough she wants to do this.
Speaker3: Right.
Speaker2: But she has guys that let her do this.
Speaker1: Everybody has their own. Every pot has guys that let her do this. Everybody has their own.
Speaker2: Every pot has a lid.
Speaker3: I get it.
Speaker2: But I'm just saying, you just go, okay, that's pretty sick that you want that. But then guys are like, well, fuck yeah, I'll do that. Yeah, I'll do that. And I want to elaborate on what it is, but I can't.
Speaker1: No, you've got to listen to the show because it's, I can believe i can't believe i couldn't believe what i was hearing i could not believe what i was hearing yeah i've never witnessed that and i don't know if i really want no interest no no you don't want to don't want to like at least take a gander at that. See people really enjoying themselves.
Speaker4: No, that's not enjoying themselves.
Speaker1: Having a picnic, you know, at the back door.
Speaker2: I'll take you out and buy you lunch, but it's going to be in a public place. That's all I'm going to say.
Speaker1: So you're not going to have, you know, snacks at the back door?
Speaker2: We're not taking takeout.
Speaker1: No, no takeout.
Speaker3: No.
Speaker1: Yeah, if you listen to the podcast, you'll know what we're talking about. It's evident. Oh, my God. I'm still trying to talk now Mickey into doing the show. She keeps saying she'd like to. It's a scheduling thing with her. Seems like it's a common theme with us. If we can get her to do a show, then we have a full week of broadcasting. It'd be pretty cool. That would be pretty cool. I know. Everyone has a different take on a different take on things you know her being a single woman in the swing lifestyle the unicorn that's a whole different world right there we also want to say thanks to Jay I know you emailed her you didn't send them yet? you said you did no no I no. I took them with my phone, and I didn't. I don't have access to that email.
Speaker2: Well, Jay was nice enough to buy Donna an outfit.
Speaker3: A little outfit.
Speaker2: All of her Amazon wish list.
Speaker3: Yes.
Speaker2: And I haven't even seen the outfit on Donna yet.
Speaker1: Yeah, I just put it on, took some pictures for Jay.
Speaker2: Jay was going to try to call in last week. She had a scheduling issue.
Speaker3: Right.
Speaker2: And we didn't hear from her much this week.
Speaker1: I'm going to send her some pictures then. I just don't have access to that particular email.
Speaker2: We could scare her.
Speaker3: Thank you. in last week. She had a scheduling issue. And we didn't hear from her much this week. I'm going to send her some pictures then.
Speaker1: I just don't have access to that particular... We could scare her.
Speaker2: I could wear that outfit.
Speaker1: Yeah, that would look real good, Vince.
Speaker2: I said we could scare her, didn't I?
Speaker1: I think I threw up in my mouth just a little bit. I don't think it would fit you either, so... Would it matter? Really? Would it matter? If it't think it would fit you either so would it matter really would it matter no if it fit it would look better you know Jesus Christ what are you trying to say I'm saying it was a joke I don't know dear but no so Jay I mean hopefully she's doing well and then we have our buddy Steven you know we're seeing there's something potentially gonna happen with uh him we'll see wait and hear some stuff kind of fun and um the uh gentleman that was on our show on friday's show um greg yes greg greg um hopefully He'll maybe be around next weekend i hope so i had fun they don't know that that happened after the show should i tell them that the fun i had no i just led up to that just totally skated and was like let's talk about the olympics jesus well we we did the show but then we went back out onto our deck and we were talking just hanging hanging out just doing some more talking and then he's like can you guys you know i might need your help with this i'm like oh what do you need because you know every time i meet couples like they're always like you know we we meet them but they never they never go like the next step i don't know how to go the next yeah it's like and i was like well what do you mean he's like well how do you get into the like going to the next step as playing and i was like well you know sometimes you know somebody has to ask or you know or something it usually just happens spontaneously we go to the closet open it up and say which board game do you want to play? It's just that simple. There's Parcheesi and Light. There's Operation. If we have batteries. Ooh, yeah. If we don't have new batteries, we're Operation. Twister, Naked Twister. There's one for you. Yeah, there's another game you'd want to see me play. Some of these positions might be kind of interesting. I don't know. Could you imagine a guy with a big schlong? Twisting around, your mouth is right there like, ah. But there isn't a schlong green. There's left leg, left foot. I mean, left foot, left hand, right hand, right foot. There's not metal schlong. No schlong.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: I mean, they wouldn't sell that many games.
Speaker1: There might be a couple of black guys that would be doing pretty well.
Speaker2: But all the women would be hanging out in the store by the game to see who's buying it.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: The schlong. Oh, my God. Then I'd walk by and they'd just hand me like the kiddie version of it oh it's all one color oh that's terrible it's a big dot the spinner's all one color sure makes it easier now stand vince on blue that's it spin it again stand on blue so anyway um we're like okay well you know you kind of like broke the ice well i said the first step is you know as a single male right if things seem like they're going well right you should sit there and go would you mind if i give you a kiss and i said no you can kiss my wife though so he came over and i went over to him and gave him a kiss and then i think it's just um you know he was gonna kiss her first of all he's like he had like really soft lips and he was like pretty sensual he kept apologizing oh i'm sorry i just smoked a cigarette no big deal believe me not a big deal with this one i actually tasted pretty good all the way around so i was pretty nice a nice tongue action going on there it was pretty nice so i when i was kissing him that i put my i like slid my hands down like over his his jeans and stuff it's like what's going on down there, know just to see just to see what's going on you know hey come out and play a little bit do you mind if i like i don't remember that dialogue but i was in my head i didn't say anything and so we um so uh i i got him i had him like undo his jeans and it was like the tight button. So I just slid his jeans down and like, you know, slid his underwear down. We had him like sit down in the button chair. You had him. It's not a wee thing. I was so used to you and I being a part of the whole thing. I'm never part of that thing. No. No, you never are. So we took a cushion, and I took a cushion. Well, actually, you handed me a cushion, so I can say we for that, for my knees. Sure. And I got down in front of him and took his pants all the way down to his ankles, and his cock popped out, and it was looking like it really needed some attention. So it was thick. So she said, hi, penis. Hi, penis. How are you? Did you have a good day? Did I wave to it? Did you have a good day? What do you like to do? What are you into, penis? What's your favorite color, penis? Pink. Penis needs attention. Pen penis likes pink yeah so i started sucking on him and at first i thought oh he's got an average size cock and you know i'm sucking on all of a sudden it started to grow and i'm like i was like fuck it's thick that was a thick but it's pretty fucking long here he has, the more I sucked on, the bigger this fucking dick got. I was like, good Lord, I'm sucking. I'm like, he's, it's like choking me because every, with every, every stroke, it's getting bigger and bigger and bigger in my mouth. I'm like, oh my God, he's got a big fucking dick. A lot bigger than I anticipated anyway.
Speaker2: And he was in the dark, so I couldn't see anything. So I can neither confirm nor deny your accusations.
Speaker1: But, like, the more I'm sucking on, it was like I was having trouble, like, fitting it in my mouth, like, the whole way. And the more I sucked on it, the bigger it was getting. And the harder it was to stick in my mouth. So, yeah, I was like, oh, my God, this dick just keeps growing in my mouth what the fuck and i was like licking his balls like up to the shaft and i i could tell he was like really enjoying that you know because well some guys might not like that yeah maybe there's some guys they're like damn i don't want my balls licked i want a twinkie in my ass well i'm just saying there could be guys like that guys like that just just saying ding dong ding dong or a twinkie or some other kind of pastry a little personal like cherry pies or with the aluminum pan so that was I was really, I started like tasting some pre-cum, and then he like stood up, and he said, oh, I just want to jerk off like all over you. And I was like, hey, how about, that sounds like fun. So he started like stroking it, and he started getting like even faster, and he's stroking it really hard, and all of a sudden he splattered like, stroking it, and he started getting, like, even faster, and he's stroking it really hard, and all of a sudden, he splattered, like, this huge cum load all over my chest. It was, like, you know, dripping all over, because I know when I was cleaning it up, I was like, there's cum everywhere on my tits.
Speaker3: So.
Speaker2: And that's a big target, too. Your tits.
Speaker1: No, not really. They're big enough. They're nice. They're great. They're okay. I don't think they're a big target, your tits no not really big enough they're nice they're great they're okay i don't think they're a big target you have great tits oh stop you say it's all the girls with nice tits yeah i do there you go but like so i ended up getting this like big juicy cum load all over my chest which was a lot of fun so that was that was fun I wanted to see him again he was trying desperately to get here he is self employed and he got tied up today with a special project and he was over two hours away he wasn't going to get here in time so hopefully next week he'll be here I'd like to spend like more one-on-one time with him.
Speaker2: Well, I also have the potential.
Speaker3: Oh.
Speaker2: You know, there's a gentleman that I met. I was texting with him earlier. That I did work on his guns and stuff.
Speaker3: Sure.
Speaker1: Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker2: Chatted with him a few times
Speaker1: he was saying he'd love to come back he'd not come back he'd like to come out and sundays are his day oh so we might be able to schedule him like earlier in the day oh that'd be fun yeah is this the same guy that i did uh i did like a webcam did a facetime with with him. I made him come, just talking dirty to him. He's got a nice dick. I guess. You know, he's got a, it could be kind of fun to, you know, jump on and ride. No, he's got a big enough dick, I'm guessing, that could warm you up for the other one. Yeah, you know, actually for Greg's dick, I might need some warming up. I might need to use some spunk lube with him, actually. I think you're going to. It's so thick. It's like, oh, my God. That's such a surprisingly large. I did not expect that. I couldn't see. No, it was really dark. By the time I had his dick in my mouth, it was all the light from the day was gone, and it was a bit of black outside. But I know I was, like, feeling around, like, what is this giant thing?
Speaker2: So you're going to make up for it this week. You got stood up by your first guy, yeah. And then Greg couldn't make it, so he didn't stand you up.
Speaker1: No, no. I mean, people have lives. Sex isn't everything.
Speaker2: We don't, but no no i mean people have lives sex isn't everything we don't but no um but um yeah and then so yeah next week we'll see what we can uh make happen then you might have a real nice sunday night show to talk about that would be fun that would be fun okay i'd like that so yeah well again not i'm not surprised but you know we don't you know we've only had a couple callers since We've done the live shows. Mm-hmm. So. Yeah. Well, again, I'm not surprised, but, you know, we don't, you know, we've only had a couple of callers since we've done the live shows and prior network I did, we had off, we had open to live callers, but we never got any, we got, we got some, that's wrong. We got some, but I understand most podcasting is downloads. Right. We appreciate that. So I want to thank you all. Oops, as my headphones fall off. See, I don't even want to listen to myself. But again, please go to hotwifedonlin.com to see. Find out all the videos I'm going to be uploading. Well, the ones you've done already and stuff like that. Yep, yep, I'm always uploading stuff. If you want to reach out to us um with any questions comments or whatever um reach out to us at hot wife podcast at gmail.com
Speaker3: um and uh let's see so i want to thank you for listening yeah everybody you have a great night.