New Anal Toy Review - Show #10

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast.

Everybody, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my hot wife podcast here we go again here we go again and this is my lovely husband vince he's always here helping me or most of the time helping me i guess sometimes he's a hindrance but again that's already yeah truth comes the fuck out well today i have a surprise for you you're bringing in the swedish bikini team to fuck me that would be nice but you know what we did a dna thing i'm 26 swedish so i could be part of that team that's fine i'm but i missed the whole thing i'm not six foot i don't have bleached blonde hair.

So I don't know how that works out. Well, we could bleach your hair blonde. Blonde. Do anything about the six foot part. Nope. That's not happening. No. That's not the surprise. I wish it were, but it's not. Today's young wouldn't even understand the Swedish bikini team. No, it's a whole. That was a commercial, wasn't it? Commercial thing. Yeah, a long time ago. That was about. Whatever. Freaking wise for her. Yeah, I missed the whole. We was a commercial, wasn't it? A commercial thing. Yeah, a long time ago. That was about whatever. Forget what I was for. Yeah, I missed the hole.

We'll have to look that up later. Yeah, they're all seen. So you said you had a little surprise for me on the show. I got a toy in from the website. Adam and Eve. Huh? That's all the package. Ah, yes, it is Adam and Eve.

I saw a package that came in the mail and said adam and eve is you just don't open it so look at this this that's an interesting looking device yeah um it's anal beads or vibrating anal beads that would that would explain the uh handle one yeah the handle so it doesn't get lost in your butt and it doesn't pull start you something like one of those horror stories where toys get like wedged in people's buttholes and have to go of them. Yeah, the handle so it doesn't get lost in your butt. We'll start you.

One of those horror stories where toys get wedged in people's buttholes and they have to go to the hospital again. It only happened five times to me. Five times? You told me four. The wire. The most recent one. We have heard horror stories of that. I'm sure it does happen. I'm sure.

But yeah yeah this one has a handle so it doesn't get lost in your butt a loop kind of a handle yeah loop kind of a handle so it's okay rubbery looking yeah i think it's gonna be fun it has a bunch of balls that increase in size that goes up to a handle that's uh in it i think i can go up pretty deep god damn it's like that was on the bottom of your lungs i don't i don't know about oh now i have to get through the whole thing to get this shut off damn these things just one off just make it simple they have like a million different settings so one of the other toys you had had like 17 settings i have to go through the whole thing to turn it off and like you have to go through the whole there's no like on off but unless they're sure if it was a more expensive one probably had a fucking app oh wouldn't that be interesting well I'm sure they have them if you have those remote toys yes and we haven't used them we have to we have to actually start telling people that we can arrange or people can actually we'll give you the uh access yeah access and you do it If you do live video cam with donna yes you can actually get access to the vibrator she'll be using so you can control what she feels that could be interesting yeah we did do that with a friend of ours once a while ago yeah more of your friend yeah exactly okay one of my my playmates and he was in the middle of the state and we gave him the access and he could control my vibrator so that was fun and we're on the we're on the phone together it's kind of erotic watching you yeah and i would actually videotape it we would send it to him oh that'll be fun yeah we did that i know.

Oh, I'm sorry. I texted him the video. That's not my phone. Okay. Oh, okay. I'm sorry. You're too busy. Having orgasms? Yeah. Yeah, I hate when that happens. Sorry, when I get into the other realm, I forget about things. So this is your new toy. My new toy. This is technically you could use it vaginally if you wanted to. Oh, yeah, you absolutely could. I think it would be better anal-y. I wish it was.

I think it's meant to be in line yeah i think so too i mean i wish it was a little bit bigger but that's something i don't generally hear but hey i'm expecting for my butt i wish i was a telephone pole i could stick in my ass right i mean maybe the whole vibration thing will be better i was expecting are you alluding that you're going to try this uh yeah okay i i don't know i don't assume anything you know they say about assuming right yep so we don't go there but no i definitely try this because i it's it's new it's uh you know i didn't set up the video equipment so what we're gonna have to do is you can do this on air with this we'll have to shoot a little video review yes okay so absolutely by the time this podcast goes up the review video should be up oh at the same time yeah that should be good yeah we'll post them the same day that'd be good so you can actually see the toy in action i guess not in action with a toy I said you want me to try it out sure the same day that'd be good so you can actually see the toy in action i guess we're not in action with the toy yeah i said you want me to try it out sure okay but this way do you want to try it out i'm kind of curious to see i'm still i'm like i don't want to say this the wrong way i don't think it's gonna be big enough dare me say that in my butt it's like well okay let me ask you this here's a question because as a man i don't know okay since i only have that one hole and nothing goes in mine um yeah i'm willing to admit to anyway no no so size like women talk about size with intercourse right okay it's generally referred to in a vaginal sense sure so like for you it's you like more girth than you do length sure okay you're a short woman so i'm length just pokes you in the bottom of your lungs yeah it kind of so now anally now the ain't the anal morphus or you know whatever you call it is a little narrower passageway so is really so i would think size is important in a different direction hold on this is what i would been using up my long drawer i'm familiar with the toy i'm familiar with the toy you usually use yeah it's significantly wider and it's it is significantly not significantly it's about a half an inch longer, but it's significantly wider.

And this goes up my butt. This red vibrator that I use on a lot of my videos, which is very comfortable for me, goes up my ass without a single problem. Yeah, but would the vibration make up for it? That's my question to you. Don't ask me. I don't fucking know.

It's going to be a matter of your question to the vibrator and to you is the question so well i guess we're going to find out here yeah we're going to find out so these tight little glittery pants you're wearing or stretchy pants it's my stretchy pants my leggings like okay they're leggings oh whatever the fuck they're caught yeah i'm pulling them down okay that's my butt you see my butt yeah hell yeah no i don't keep it go this way oh you got underwear on right now big granny panties how dare you say you bite your tongue mister oh it's dying to get me into a pair of granny panties he said i'm gonna get you drunk and i'm gonna put granny panties on you the fuck you will mister you'll burn in hell you try to do that.

I'm burning in hell for so many of those things. Oh my god. These guys want to get their wife drunk to take advantage of them. I want to get you drunk just to put grain in. Why would you do that? Because I want to see your skin break out in a rash. Cool. Alright, and I have my little It's kind of a It's got a lot of material in it, actually, for you. Yeah, but that's what that's what It's a big patch of material up front there. Let me see the back. What's that got? Okay. My little, it's kind of a... It's got a lot of material in it, actually, for you. Yeah, but that's what...

It's a big patch of material up front there. I know, well, it's... Let me see the back. What's that got? What's... Okay, it's your typical teaback. All right, that's cool. So it's good. Yeah, that's all right. It's like a burgundy color. It's kind of pretty. It's pretty, yeah. Now, sliding them off. That would look good on the floor next to the bed. Oh, sure. Well, all my... You want to turn your chair towards me? Sure, I can be...

Oh, it slides so easily all righty got my little let's take this at all let's see what this toy can do huh you need to lube that up at all or you know i think it's i don't think you need to move at all okay i will put something down on the on the chair there so i don't like spooge all right in case i spooge all right so we sit here with your hoochie facing me which is a good sight and she's pulling things apart and it's going in pretty easily okay you know what it i hate to say this again it's not rigid i really need something rigid it bends too much Thank you.

easily okay you know what it i hate to say this again it's not rigid i really need something rigid it bends too much okay hold on maybe i just need to be able to that might help the vibration part i don't know it's like i almost need to be up more that's why i was wondering if his chair was going to work for him i almost got it in turn the vibration on yet yeah it's okay it's i'm not having any trouble getting it in. Turn the vibration on yet? Yeah. It's okay. I'm not having any trouble getting it in.

I'm having trouble with it bending so it doesn't want to go in because it's too flaccid as it were. Okay. Rigid was the right word. Yes. If that was more rigid, I could get in my ass better. Well, do you think if you had lube there would be no abrasion? Well, let's see here. Yeah, try your odd quick over here and wrap them. Where do you have it? Oh, you moved here. I put it back in your dress. Oh, so it shows you where I know. Okay. I put things away when I'm done with my toys. Well, generally speaking. In general. Now, I put a little bit of lube on it.

I put a little bit of spunk lube on it i'm going over all the little beads with my finger see i think it see it bends so much it's very yeah so i'll describe this little toy to you it's basically a series of little balls um little beads ball it's balls of different sizes they go from very small to a larger one um and maybe the largest one at the bottom is maybe an inch in diameter no maybe three no i would say it's an inch that's for lack that like where the handle is okay okay the beads i don't know now is it is it one of the things more for going in and out or do you think it just leaving it in just leaving it in because the ball think having that in while somebody you would be good that would be interesting okay because i was with them and now she's using her my writer on her pussy yeah that actually works pretty good yeah that's that's what i'm talking about okay we're cranking it up to turbo speed turbo can you hear that no okay because i was like how do you guys crack up turbo i have a couple in here they're pretty loud and this one and i got my iphone's on so i don't know okay it's not floating in my boot come on man it might just be it might be a decent warm-up see it's just shooting right out see it's not big enough oh my god you very well can't go to like the adult toy store and like can i try this out before i buy it yeah try it before you buy it they should have wanted to give it now i'm seeing the foot slightly twitching.

Well, yeah. It's growing on me. I have like some, this other vibrate I'm using on my clit, so that always helps. This isn't a strong one, though. I was going to use a really strong toy that makes me come in like three seconds. That's a new one? One of the new ones, yeah. Hold on.

It's one that you can't put in vaginally because it's so oh the big this one fucking gun missile this gun missile yeah it's hard rigid plastic yeah like that yeah you can hear that yeah and that the top doesn't go in it can't i mean it can't whoa that's powerful yeah this is definitely a rational one i mean a clitoral one i mean i guess it could go in your pussy but it wouldn't it doesn't feel good it's like ah i can't get it in maybe somebody else can get it and i can't get it oh sure somebody could somebody could girls who take fisting probably not even know it's in there.

Oh, see, that one's like, this falls out. I don't know if I like that animal beads. Why don't you clamp down on that fucker? I don't want to be clamping down. Half the fun is like letting your anus open. I'm disgusting. So it can accommodate a penis. You don't want to clamp down because that one can't be. If you look at it more of a tease to try to get you revved up, ready to take dick. Instead of trying to think of getting an orgasm just from that. True. What were we talking about? This thing will make me come in like two minutes. That's the problem with it. It's almost too strong. Oh.

Oh, I don't want to come yet. I don't want to come yet. No, want to come yet no no she says that is she I put a little bit of lube on the top well it's like more slippery on my clit oh that's pretty good I like that that little bit of slipperiness on my clit it just it just smooths out everything. Oh.

of slipperiness on my clit it just it just smooths out everything oh oh that's good i'm gonna try different pulsations so now you think let's say took that anal to someone was just because it's smaller if they were fucking you with it going in and out with it would that be a little more comfortable because it's not gonna like you know stretch your ass in and out it's the beads get caught on everything i think i would like my other don't know better okay let's ask a question i don't know oh now i got to go through the whole system here to get it to turn off it's got like a bunch of different settings oh there we go okay it's off okay so that toy doesn't get really for you the review is just your opinion just my opinion don't i mean you know that's my opinion today but okay your opinion for someone who's a starter in anal oh that'll be fine something that gets them yeah i the balls get caught it's almost like they're speed bumps that i'm not in love with and i used to i had anal bees i really liked before i think it's because it's not rigid those balls bend that's flaccid i don't know it doesn't doesn't do it doesn't do it for me sounds like we have another uh visit to an adult toy store coming up oh yeah i can see the size more and be like okay it's not gonna fit in my hands it's not gonna do what i wanted to do well we asked him around there we almost bought the wrong size we bought some mini thing and i got to the register and i was like this is 57 dollars and he was oh yeah this is a mini i'm like it's as big as my freaking finger i'm not i'm not size clean but my god my finger is not going to do anything for me yeah of course that would have fit in my ass pretty good but then again this fits in my ass this pink one that's in a lot of my videos that fits in my ass like and that's it's not huge by any stretch it's probably your average white guy size and maybe a little smaller than average in diameter wise lengthwise the average white guy it's the average penis in length but diameter is just a little smaller i was going to say it it's a little smaller all the way around all the way around what was that about four or five inches yeah i'm the average person the average man is four to five inches talk to the guys we've been all talking like we could all talk a great game you're like showing pictures these these penises are two feet long like the guy with the average or less than average penis isn't bragging about his cock that's true you know i mean how many guys contact you that don't send you cock pictures too many all right well are all of them giants no well there you go no some of them are like actual human sizes not human sizes not the size of your giant giant yeah so one who's this younger guy i mean i'm talking like early 20s i would assume how many radio shows or podcasts are going on where what woman's got a vibrator ass and a vibrator they talk well they talk and she can still talk yeah but this this i think it was photoshop the dick literally came up to like where his belly button is and it was as thick around as his arm it's like what are you a tripod this is photoshop Thank you very much.

i think it was photoshopped the dick literally came up to like where his belly button is and it was as thick around as his arm it's like what are you a tripod this is photoshopped stop i've seen shit photoshopped it's like so i was just like where you could actually see with this you know the skin underneath the head of the dick is a little different than it goes into right from the circumcision and actually it repeated a few times down kidding so his his dick was like Yeah, it's like, it's like yeah do inches and it made it look like 16.

yeah being a professional photographer you know i could see that shit right away it's like oh yeah yeah sure on you guys we know better oh that's pretty good i don't know if you hear the vibration or not but i guess so we're not doing a review of that toy anymore no i don't i'm sorry yeah right now we're just getting you going depth for my future play person do you have a point that you come in here shortly if i can i'm gonna take him anally i'm gonna try he's he's girthier yeah but we'll see get me revved up and last time he was here he didn't last real long, so you put him in your ass.

He's going to pop right away. Oh, you know, cream pie? I think it's only going to be a two-minute cream pie. There's nothing wrong with that. Some guys are like, oh, I can last for hours. I'm human. I can't go for hours.

I would like to think most women can't go for hours at some point you stop generating the the juices and now it gets you know it's like okay sandpaper time now skin on skin i like to call it this the 40 grit sandpaper sensation oh that's pretty good so what is the sensation you look for in anal um today's kind of like not quite the good day when i was last week when i did those those guys anally i was revved up i have not oh my god that was all right turn off turn off you stupid thing all right let me just put this down so i can actually think and talk because i can't think with a right up my pussy i want up my ass i can't can't do that right now okay um there's a sensation i get like in my mind right picture being anally penetrated and the sensation goes like all the way down to my groin.

And I know that that's, that's what I want. Okay. I'm not describing it very well. You have a problem. I don't, you know, you can describe it. Vaginal orgasm to me, I can't relate to it. But you've had orgasms. No. Okay. Yeah, but my, a male orgasm, I would venture to say is different than a female orgasm. I'm sure it is. Okay. Explain your orgasm to me.

That's a good question um i would say for me an orgasm for for me transcends at some point leaves a penis uh-huh and goes to the mind oh yeah We've always said you're gonna you have to get even beyond that before the mind game and there's a point where head game it all feels good and again for everybody it's different it's a different thing don't get me wrong but i think for me like you know again i'm not ashamed to say it but like getting my balls like feels good oh yeah you always ask and i like you know i like my dick sucks nice and slowly yes okay it has more sensation for me than it was too fast yeah you help me like slow down slow down well yeah it's just because i get into my my mental game i'm sure as i go fast and at some point like like a roller coaster you feel yourself climbing that big hill and close to get to the top of I don't know.

mental game i'm sure i go fast and at some point like like a roller coaster you feel yourself climbing that big hill and the closer you get to the top of that big hill you now leave you get that high it is it's sort of like when you go over the crest of the roller coaster you get that weightless yeah and it now it transcends from the penis right for me right into this high which now exists almost through my whole body or my head i guess i would say it that way and even if i'm in a little fantasy or something like that sure it almost at that point vanishes and just goes to pure mental or full- body sensation and then once the orgasm starts to happen right the whatever the fantasy and everything else and the penis all become secondary or even more further away and it's just that weightlessness that rush right you You know, you feel yeah so much it's happening and you feel it but it isn't the main sensation yep i agree because i i get the same thing with the whole riding up the roller coaster thing i'll be in my mental game yeah and i'm replaying the fantasies in my mental game and i can feel myself climbing and yeah you're right it goes from the sensation goes from the my clit or my genitals and it kind of does climb up my whole body and my it's almost like a full body orgasm rather than just a genital clitoral vaginal orgasm yeah now the other day you had an anal orgasm with a guy yes but it's the same kind of a thing it kind of does that's my question was going to be is an anal orgasm okay so for a woman you could have anal vaginal and clitoral and you can't speak for a man having anal okay i don't speak for a man having blowjob orgasm or fuck orgasm which is the same thing or very similar anyway yeah it's the same same word it's giving for you there's some guys that can't come from a blowjob and i i don't understand that but that's a lot of that's a whole nother show yeah but so so explain the difference if there is one between an anal orgasm vaginal and a clitoral oh wow like when i do use an example i'll lick you for a while and then at some point you generally beg me to stick a finger and i go in i hit the g spot and really get you there yeah yeah so does it move from a clitoral into a vaginal that you know it might depend on my mood at the time because sometimes i just want to come clitoral and then there's other times like no i need that extra or i want that extra sensation vaginal the deeper orgasm i'd say it's um for me at certain times yes like i need that extra sensation to i mean i can't really size why i'm asking and people might have no idea oh yeah so so if i just sat there and licked your pussy didn't put any insertion oh i'll still come yeah i know you will but is that a different orgasm than once i insert my yes so the catoral starts and build you and so i then i want something inside me okay so when that happens does that step it up or is it the same level of orgasm no it steps it up for sure that pushing it right over the eggs now that roller coaster is up and then it's like when you sit the finger in is that when you start to go over the other side of you of the road okay but if i don't finger in and just keep licking, you can still have it work at it.

Oh, yeah. And it's still very enjoyable. It's still very enjoyable. So would you say, well, keep the rollercoaster analogy? Sure. So what does it put the finger in and go with the G-spot or whatever? Whatever.

Does that make all of a sudden that rollercoaster goes another 20 feet higher to go down to give you a bigger drop in that rush i mean what's the difference between i mean that's i can relate that's a that's a good way to put it i was just thinking it would just be a faster way to get to orgasm but it is a stronger orgasm once you as i'm saying so if it was a 75 foot drop right also now you're at 100 feet sure that's about right it's another 25 percent so so but not always i mean yeah no so okay the other night you were fucking the guy and he gave you a anal orgasm holy that was totally different i've never had that you know what it was too it wasn't that his dick was in my ass although that was very nice i think too because of where my pelvic rug rubbed my so was it an anal or was it a vaginal or clitoral clitoral sorry good point i have no idea where was a combination too now i have been told i can't prove i'm not a doctor i'm not a doctor and i don't play one on tv that would they say like one of the reasons that some people gay people lgbtq whatever you want to call it i don't care right one of the things that the with the anal thing is supposedly there's more nerve endings inside your anus right so an anal orgasm is supposed to be pretty strong sure i can see that when i'm in the mood yeah absolutely okay so but in this case is that stronger slash clitoral for me though there was like two things going on okay so do you think let's pretend like we're gonna have a visitor here before long do you think if you were taking him anally and played yourself with the vibrator at the same time would it be a vaginal or anal or both or couturel sorry click on tour i i would say probably both okay because i'm if i'm not turned on his dick's not going in my ass and using the vibrator on my clit just enhances that so i think the two were they were doing anal the other day the guy was an anal orgasm no like i said my clit was okay it's your right i forgot that sorry i just think that getting that clit involved in some way do you think you could have had an anal orgasm without that i don't know maybe i don't know i don't know just i just hit the right spot because i know in years gone by there would be times i would be playing with your ass and you'd be all fired up right but i'd be looking at your quit then too exactly the figure in your ass yep yeah there's always the clits involved both the clits involved no we're vaginal i've done it to you too we're having fingers yeah but the clit is the is the that's that's the main word the fire starter that's the fire starter yeah for me just just for me i don't know about anybody else but that's uh that's that works for me all right yeah we are not too far from uh this challenge toy i'm like god i just wish i don't know i don't know i have other answers i'm not ruling it out i'm just like look for the video of the video review we'll do a video yeah maybe i'll be in a whole different mindset you never know i mean sometimes if i'm in a different mindset i use a toy it.

And then the next time I use it, it's like, I'm not doing it today. And then other days you're using, pick up a different toy. And that one, oh man, this one, I haven't used this one in forever. It feels so great. And then use it again. It's like, what happened to that sensation I had last week? I don't know. Is that, I don't know if that's common or. You could say that with food. I would say that. It was so much better the other day. Well, I was really in the mood for it. I was really in the mood for it. Yeah, that's exactly. I was in the mood for it today. Or not as much in the mood for it.

I don't know. You could say that with food. I was thinking, yeah. It was so much better the other day. Well, I was really in the mood for it. I was really in the mood for it. Yeah, that's exactly. I was in the mood for it today. Or not as much in the mood for it. Or like my taste. If it's any less quality, it just means I was more revved up for it the other day. Yeah. Isn't that weird? It is like food. It's very much like food. It's everything in life. Everything's like food. Everything tastes like chicken. Kind of.

Tastes like like chicken all right well yes that was uh the surprise was that new uh set of anal beads uh one to ten six five five okay five and a half it's not a complete waste but not it's not my not a go-to not a go-to i don't know it's just little balls are getting caught on things. I'm really surprised to hear that you want something bigger for your ass. Because how many years have I heard you sit there and go, no, I don't want things in my ass. I don't want things in my ass. I'll get all stretched out. Now you're like, no, I need bigger things. I need bigger things in my ass.

Maybe not bigger is the right word. Am I seeing the turning of Donna into anal Donna? No.

No, I don't think so smarty painter no no no well it's not so much bigger maybe just needs something needs to be bigger bigger longer i don't i don't know because this is bigger and it fits in my ass so much better it's like maybe because it's the the pink one the red one is shaped like a penis so it slides and doesn't have all these damn balls that go over you said you wanted anal beads yeah i did say i wanted anal beads because i remember those blue ones i had oh i had those blue ones i've used them forever they died eventually i love those things but they were firm they weren't flimsy and bendy like these that's what this is this bends too much which might be okay if i'm doing like might be good to have these annual beads in my ass while i'm doing somebody vaginally because they do bend that's stiff like this pink one which is again it's got the loop they can put their finger in so they could move them in and out slowly while they fuck you too or just leave them in there well whatever whatever pull start pull start me thanks and anyway yeah so i'm giving this a five and a half but who knows what my mood is going to be like next week or tomorrow or again we have a 15 minutes from now we have a friend coming by yeah pretty soon to have some fun with you yeah I know I wonder if I can I can okay let's see what happens so he's got a surprise he has no idea that you might try him here mmm no he has no idea all right well let's get me ready now so I can not Well, I mean, like I have to, you know, the payoffs out there.

All right. So with that said, I'm going to say, I'm going to say thank you again and make sure you check out Donna Lynn, L Y N N 8 6 6 0.com.

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