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hello everybody this is donna lynn and welcome to a hot white podcast hi donna. I'm sorry. And there is my wonderful smart-ass husband, being his wonderful smart-ass self. Smart-ass self, yeah. I see, no love. No, that's big love. Oh, sure. That's a compliment. My ass isn't big. I didn't say big ass, I said smart-ass. Oh. I didn't say dumbass, see, that would be ass. I said smart-ass.'t know how you really feel. I think I just pretty much said it. I did. Okay. I'm accepting applications now for a new wife. I thought you were going to start.
The big news was going to be that I won the lottery and we never need to work again. But I'll save that for after the divorce. You're such a dick. No, I didn't win that ticket I had. Oh, yeah, okay. I swear. That's fine. I know they're saying that someone in this area won that $600 billion, but it wasn't me. Okay. I know it wasn't you. Forget the Bentley I pulled up in. Yeah. Right. Let's go with that. Okay. I don't believe you anyway. About anything. And there's the reason why. You just lied and told me you won the lottery when you obviously didn't. I obviously didn't even play it.
Well, that's the other little... Okay, so there's a flaw in my theory. Definitely. Greatly flawed, honey. Greatly flawed. So much of me is. Again, I want to thank everyone who writes in. I want to invite others. Write in. Say hi. Give us an idea for a show. Tell us your thoughts on the show. Send me naked pictures of your wife. Yeah, I know you're going to be specific about that. As long as she's over the age of 21. No, we'd love to hear from you guys. We enjoy it, hearing... From other couples and stuff. Yeah, it's interesting hearing how widespread we're getting, and it's kind of weird.
So something we thought we'd just do for fun and therapy, actually people are in therapy with us, apparently. I think there's a lot of us in therapy, and I'm good with that. Yeah. Hey, welcome to it. So again, the email is info at hotwifepodcast.com. So love to hear from you. So end with that. Our topic for today. Thank you. So, and with that. Our topic for today. Actually, we kind of touched upon. We did sexual myths. Sexual myths. This is a swinger myth. Myths about swingers, yeah. Yeah. And so, some of these will overlap that a little bit. Yeah.
The first myth is that all swinger men are as good looking as I am. Oh, that's definitely a myth. No, no. Some of them are actually better looking. I've reached a pinnacle. I mean, come on. I've got your pinnacle. No, you can't judge others by me. The perfect specimen. Yeah, let's go with that. Okay. I do. You're in a mood tonight, buddy. It's been a long fucking week. Yeah. You start vacation tomorrow, so now you're getting, you're antsy. I started vacation when I left work today. Yeah, I've. Did you notice the big pour of bourbon I poured myself? Oh, that is a pretty big pour.
No, I did not see that. Yeah, that's, and some of it's missing. So, yeah. Holy. I'm on fucking vacation. There you go. And I go not see that. And some of it's missing. Holy fuck. I'm on fucking vacation. There you go. And I go for a job interview tomorrow for something that could be really fucking good. My next wife and I could be very set. Very happy. We could be very set with money. There you go. Your next wife. No, go ahead. Did I say something funny? Yes, you did. Okay, just checking. You always say, I'm never getting married again. It's like, I never say never.
I'm just going to rent a bride. There you go. Just rent a bride. So anyway, the topic is? Yeah, the myths about swinging. And there's a lot going out there, especially when we hear vanilla people start talking about, oh, wasn't it your daughter saying, oh, dad, those people are swingers and blah. And you're like, hmm, do. Wow, really? Yeah. You know, there's more people swinging than you ever think. Really? I didn't know there's, I know people do it. I didn't. Really? You had to play dumb. Well, it's easy for me. Kind of a God-given talent. I'm not playing.
Yeah, but, you talking about you know swinging oh that's disgusting how can you do that they're sick oh like our neighbor remember they're like oh yeah they're in the swinging they they must be really sick and you and i look at each other like do to do to do yeah i wouldn't do that oh my god they are sick aren't they oh. I don't know. I might have to go talk to them and verify. Yeah, we have to go undercover and experience. We have to invite them over to swim in the pool with some alcohol. And see what happens. Tell them we don't allow bathing suits in our pool. Oh, stop.
But yeah, the first one is swing swingers are promiscuous and we have met some that do that's a big word i know we have met some that are kind of like that send that out swing oh oh you mean promiscuous oh okay shut up we've met a couple that are i would say on the more promiscuous side or or they they want to put i feel like they always want to put more notches in their bedpost type of a thing. They have to do it like every weekend or a couple times a week. A couple times a day, some people. Oh, my God. If they can, they try to arrange it. We've talked about that before. Yeah. Blue boy.
Blue boy, yeah.
So, yeah, but for the most part, I say no they're a little well yeah that's i mean in simple english for people like me there is a concept that oh swingers fuck everyone right exactly no they don't no they don't plenty of people have turned me down and other people I'm sure have been turned down as well most couples you know have a certain thing that they're looking for you know and they're and i think that's why there's so many single men they realize like hey i can get laid yes and no well we've talked about the single man thing Yeah, so yeah, we sure have It's, you know, it's Yes Promiscuous depends on how you Define that to see if you Want to apply that to swingers Yes, they will have Openness To playing with other people Potentially, some people don't Some people say, no, I have my close-knit Of friends, and that's it, and that's fine.
There's nothing wrong with that. Oh, yeah, some have a certain group of friends, and that's what they stick to, which is fine. I mean, whatever you're comfortable with, but at least with swingers, they're open to more variety and different circumstances, which is not necessarily being promiscuous. You know, hey, if I... As I said, it depends how you want to define promiscuous. Exactly. If you want to say promiscuous is they can, they are open to playing with other people. That's one thing. If you're saying, oh, they just go fuck everybody they can. That's pretty promiscuous.
You know, you pull your dick out, she's going to suck it. I'd say, what's her name? What's her name? Can I have her number? Let's invite her over. Is she local? Is she local? She within 30-minute drive? Yeah. Does her husband want to watch? I don't know. Whatever. Whatever. Yeah, I think swingers are definitely more open to, well, they're absolutely more open to, you know, having more sex in different scenarios than, certainly more than vanilla people. In a generality. Yeah, I guess compared to vanilla people, we would be considered promiscuous. Yeah. I mean, when I can say. Oh, sure.
I mean, if you sat down, you counted like all the lover I've had since you and I've been together. I think I've had more different playmates since I've been married than my entire single life. Does that make me promiscuous or slutty or both or fun? Yes, D, all they both. Or fun? Interesting. Interesting. As long as you're on board with it and I'm okay with it, I don't see the problem. So call it whatever you want. Yeah, well, again, we've always talked about consenting adults. Consenting adults, yeah. As long as everyone's consenting. Yep, I don't care.
Put whatever freaking label you want to put on it then. That bullshit thing. Well, my wife is sick and she's giving me permission. Let me see the excuse point. Let's see that hall pass. Can I call your wife and talk to her? Oh, funny thing is part of her illness is deafness. She can't speak. She can't speak or hear. But look, here's a video I shot of her nodding her head. Here's a video nodding her head. And I looped it so you know she's serious. There's a dog dubbed in, yes, you can play with my husband. I give him full consent. An AI. See, that's where AI comes in. With an emoji, thumbs up.
P up. Oh, yeah, that looks like she did that, sure. Yeah, of course. Okay. Okay, the next myth is swinging is only for couples in crisis. That's a big, huge red flag. Don't listen to this show. You'll see a crisis. Yeah. If your relationship is already in crisis, swinging is not going to fix it. And we've talked about that. Yeah, that's a crash and burn situation. It's not going to fix a relationship. No. Just make it worse. This is a production of the U.S. is not going to do it. And we've talked about that. Yep, that's a crash and burn situation. It's not going to fix a relationship. No.
That'll just make it worse. Apparently, it'll just crash and burn. If it's already on the rocks and you're in crisis and you already have issues, adding another person or people into the mix. Here's the potential. What's that? Let's pretend the two of you are just kind of coexisting. Okay. And you're not having sex. Oh. And you guys are like, hey, we're just going to stay together for the kids. Okay. You know what? But now if you go out as a couple. It opens a lot more doors. And you start playing. You're playing as a couple but as singles. Right, exactly. With couples.
Then you might sit there and be able to. That would be the the couple in crisis thing It's not going to fix that relationship But it might You might get done having fun with another couple Come back home You're trying to do what's right for the kids You come back home and it's like That was really hot watching you do this and that And it's like yeah it was hot And then all of a sudden you two start boffing It could I'm not saying it's something to try I wouldn't recommend it But I could see it possibly Thank you. Yeah, it was hot. And then all of a sudden you two start boffing. It could.
I'm not saying it's something to try. Yeah, I wouldn't recommend it, but I could see it possibly. Like if you're already coexisting, but you still have some kind of a cordial relationship with each other that's just not, there's just no flame there. You know what I'm saying? It's just you coexist.
You're not really fighting because there's just's just nothing there the relationship is just dead sure like we have yeah exactly what we shut up i hate you so much so i mean if you if you go as a couple it does it opens a whole lot more doors for you so many guys have kind of resolved yourself that you're hey come on kind of over but you're coexisting yeah you know then it's like okay i't care who you fuck, you don't care who I fuck, let's group up together and go find other people to fuck. Right. Or let me rephrase that, other people to have fun with. Right.
And if sex happens, the sex happens, but it doesn't have to. Yeah. Now, with this, I also want to put in the caveat of, you hotel party we went to. Right. They had reserved a whole floor of one hotel. And so there were still vanilla people in the hotel. Yes. And the meet and greet that we were there for was a few hours before. I mean, we got there early and we wound up getting in the pool. The hotel had an indoor pool. Yes, I remember. And there was other swinger couples in the pool, and there was also vanilla couples in the pool. You want to expand on it from there?
The thing with that, and I know we've touched upon this before, you can tell who the swinger couples were and who the vanilla couples were. Theinger couples were you know there's a lot more touching and passion like there's one couple they're swimming on the pool that arms around each other and they were kissing each other in the pool i mean not nothing like you know outlandish and yeah she wasn't riding his face yeah it wasn't you know it wasn't anything that you'd be like oh man that's inappropriate it was nothing like that no but it was. There was couples that had kids.
So there was no inappropriate attire. Right. There was no inappropriate conduct. Right, exactly. But you could see that the passion between the couples that were in the lifestyle was far exceeded the vanilla couples. Oh, yeah.
The vanilla couple just sat on two separate lounge chairs chairs and that was it or you know they there was no uh tenderness there's no touching there was and that was just our observation i might just be you know we didn't see like hundreds of couples but it just seemed like in our instance in that particular location with those particular people the swinger couples, there was a lot more touching and tenderness that we didn't see in the vanilla couples. Interesting observation. That's all that was. Yeah. But that, like I said, kind of addresses couples in crisis.
Swinger couples generally are not in crisis. Generally speaking, or if they... Generally get along better, have a better relationship. Well, yeah, because there is... Shut up. Go. Why am I doing this with you? I don't know. Jesus Christ. I don't know why you're doing it with me. No, you're right.
And if there are problems, you can work through them because there is a a better communication generally speaking there's better communication yeah there has to be you have to talk about the white elephant in the room you have to you why does that have to be white green purple just the elephant okay whatever okay if there's an elephant in the room doesn't matter what color it is it's a it's a fucking elephant. It's an elephant. Okay, I'm thinking white elephant as a white elephant sail. That's probably where I got that from. White elephant sail? Yeah, that's when something was...
Who's running that? Sears? I don't know. Don't you remember when things were like really... I remember white sails. I don't remember what... Oh, it wasn't white... It wasn't a white elephant sail. Is that in India? I don't know. We're having a special... Oh, maybe I'm mixing two... Come buy your white elephant today. I think I'm mixing two things. We will buy two white elephants. We give you pinstriping for free. Ooh, that would be nice. Yes, get the pinstriping. But anyway, when you have problems as swingers, you have to address them. There's just no getting around that.
Well, I think there's better communication across the board in swinger couples. In general, yes, I agree. In general, sure. All right, number right number three okay this kind of expands on that swingers have no morals god damn right um okay move on yeah we've said that already okay well you know just because you practice um non-monogamy doesn't mean you don't have morals. It's just you have your morals are different. That's all. I mean, you just. Well, what morals, though, if someone was to make that statement, you would just go, what morals am I? Yeah.
You know, your morals might be, not you, but like somebody that's not a swearer, it's like, oh, it's not moral to have sex with other people. That's what you think. Yeah. You know, though some people point to more. If it's so bad, why did God make orgasm feel so good? I don't know. And morality, whatever. Again, like we just said a couple minutes ago, if you and I are on board with it and they're on board with it, is it morally wrong? No, as long as everybody's on the same page. Who sets the morals? Man? Yeah, okay, then screw you. Yeah, I mean everybody just has been on the same page.
I'm a degenerate then. Fuck yeah. Yeah, you are a degenerate. I can hear you. And you're not arguing with me, that's for sure. No, I'm just letting you know I can hear you. That's good. Yeah, I mean, as long as everybody's consenting, everybody's over the age of 18, and everybody's on board, and everybody knows the boundaries of everybody else, I mean, you have to respect that. I guess you want to call that, that's just being respectful. Sure. You know, I would say my morals are certainly a little bit more lax than other people's. That's our morals. You know.
We don't use all the letters to spell morals. No, we don't. But we encourage the rest of you to do that. So, okay. So number four is another thing we've kind of talked about. Oh, yeah. Swingers, not all swingers have the same set of rules or guidelines, which you just talked about. The statement is all swingers have the same rules. Yeah, and they don't. Okay. And we've had shows about swinger rules, how everyone has their own unique set. Yeah. Some you might agree with, and some you're going to go, really? Oh, yeah, we've ran into some rules. We've talked about that before.
Yeah, it's, I just couldn't wrap my head around it. I just. Well, but there's other ones that are, like we've talked about like one of our major rules, no choking. Yeah, no choking. Don't be, you know. Disrespectful. We find that disrespectful. Yeah. Other people find it arousing. They do, they find it erotic. And that's fine. And that's something we've also talked about about is if you're going to play with other couples, before things get going, ask. Ask. So what are the rules? What rules do you guys go by? What boundaries do you have?
I know there are some that they don't allow their spouse to go on hot dates without them. Sure. You know, some people, the hot wife thing, hot husband thing, whatever. Whatever. They don't do that, and we do. Yeah, that's why it's a hot wife podcast, isn't it? Yeah, pretty much. You kind of fucked up to have a hot wife podcast saying we don't do hot wife thing. We don't do hot wife thing. Well, I mean, you're allowed to go on dates. I mean, I don't have to be there for every little thing. I mean, it's... Yeah, something I might even tell you about. So maybe.
I mean, that would be if I could find someone to go on a date with. Oh, stop it. God, you have. Stop it. That was an Uber driver. That was an Uber driver. He was on a date. He was taking me someplace. He was cute. Oh, you were just so not right. You're just so...
So many things with you are just not right i gave more than the tip oh you gave the whole thing huh which was basically a tip there's a screw loose in there somewhere we gotta tighten that bad boy down you don't want to do that okay so number five yeah swinging is just about sex okay number six well i mean yeah i guess people who look in from the outside think all swingers like we're sex crazed maniacs and that's all we do it's like sex and it's well to some degree there are people that that is true for right like we talked, there are people who just want to go out and have multiple sessions a week.
And everything in their life revolves around them being swingers. Every aspect of their life is, you know, they decorate their house with, you know. But is it about being swingers or is it about just having a lot of sex? Because, again, I hate to keep repeating myself. I should just put a goddamn sound on the board here. As we've talked about before, for most swingers, you don't even see it in the profiles, we're about friends first. Because again, it gets back to that trust thing. There are people that are fine with like, hi, how are you? It's fuck. Right, exactly.
And then there's people like us, for most part it's like hey let's get together hang out talk find something to some kind of hook right that you can sit there and go okay this person's really cool i want to hang out with them not just have sex with them sure yep yeah i agree and and the thing that i like about swinger friends is you can say anything to them and they're not going to be like, oh, my God, oh, oh, you know, they're not going to be shocked. You can't shock a swinger. Tell a dirty joke and not offend someone. Exactly. They're not easily offended with anything.
They might just be like, oh, it's not my cup of tea, but I know where you're coming from. But I find things to offend people by. But anyway, it it's you've got your way to do that i got i got to find that switch to turn my filter on i said happened to me at work today my boss laughed his ass off he goes you have no filter oh i guess worse is get older too oh yeah i give less of a shit yeah i i that's a whole other podcast that's the uh okay, go ahead. Swingers are predominantly young. Well, we've disproved that. We've disproved that quite a bit, especially the parties we go through.
Everybody is, I mean, 35 might be the youngest. We've had a couple where they were in their 20s, but it's kind of rare. That hotel takeover, that couple was here and another couple up in the Irish Grand. Well, that was over 50, wasn't it? That was a 50 and over party, yeah. Ah, look at that. And interesting thing is when you look at the swinger sites, you're seeing more and more younger. I mean, I'm talking people in the early 20s. Right. And you're seeing more seniors. Yeah. You know, that place down in the villages down in Florida.
Oh, yeah, all They say You know We did that whole thing About signs of swingers Right And the scrungies The scrungies Yeah colors That started In the Villages Which is a retirement community So I have my reservation There you go Hey I mean Why not Why not I have that lottery money So You and that lottery money before you go. Hey, I mean, why not? Why not? I have that lottery money, so. You win that lottery money. Before you go on your little excursion down to the villages and get your brains fucked up, can you spend some money to fix a house up here first? No, that's not going to happen.
I didn't win the lottery. I knew it. See, liar. Go away. Such an ass. Number seven. Thank you. I've been working on it. I'm sure you have. Swinging means cheating. No, absolutely not. It does if it's only one of you in the couple. Then it's not swinging, it's cheating. And there is a difference. And there's definitely a difference. Like we said before, we met mostly single men that said, oh, I swing alone. There's a lot of wives out there that have injuries or illnesses. Yeah, illnesses and stuff. It's like, oh, I swing alone. My wife knows about it. George Thurgood, I swing alone. Yeah.
With nobody else. But yeah, that's cheating. And I don't condone cheating. I mean, I have done it, but it's not pretty. When? Not on you. Oh, okay. Just checking. Can't cheat on you. Trying to get grounds for divorce. Half the fun is telling you what I'm going to do. Oh, okay. I know you're always telling me what to do. Oh, I am. I always do. Yeah. Okay, number eight. Swinging leads to relationship breakups. It's over between us. Well, you know, we've had met couples that were in the lifestyle, and then we've revisited them and found out there's been a lot of, quite a few divorces.
Our profile on SLS, which we encourage people to join. Sure, SOS is great. And what you can do is you can go to hotwifepodcast.com. Not only listen to the podcast there, but you can actually click a link that will take you to SOS. Swing lifestyle. And we encourage you to join. And buy a membership.
It's worth um and uh get to meet people um and um if you're going to join anyway join through our site because it's an affiliate link we gotta get a nickel or something like that um yeah whatever but it's uh yeah the breakups it's only if there's probably one person in the team that is not a team player. If that person is taking one for the team, then you're going to have issues. But that's where I was going, is our profile, we used to have 60, 70 credentials or credits or likes or whatever you want to call it now, but ours has dropped down into the 30s or 40s, whatever it is now.
And because people got off the site or divorced or whatever, but we talked about the percentages of swinger couples is far less. It's like a two percentile of married couples versus a 50 percentile of non-swinger couples. Hmm. Interesting. Yeah, because like you said, it even says here, you know, because there is more communication because there has to be. I mean, you have to be, the thing is with swinging that I have found, you have to be true to yourself and what your fantasies are.
Even if they're not the same as your partner's, you have to be true to yourself and what your turn-ons are and what you like. You have to come to an agreement. And you have to come to an agreement with your partner. We talked about, again, you enjoy the BDSM to some degree. I like to dabble on my dad. I am not interested. But it's like, okay, you do your thing, I'll do my thing. And we meet in the middle somewhere. Somewhere. That's why. I am proof of the next one is wrong. I can prove the next one is wrong. You have to be attractive to be a swinger. There you go. Oh, stop it.
It should be you have to be attractive to be a successful swinger. No, just kidding. No, you don't. No, you have to find people that you connect with. Sweeners are more accepting. Yeah, they definitely are. I mean, we talked about it at the one house party we go to, or used to go to, whatever. A lot of people are different builds. Let me put it that way. Yeah. You know, not everyone is, you know, Greek goddess and goddesses. Yeah, exactly. I am, but that's another story. In your mind, you are. I hear it all the time. I walk in there and they go, God is here.
Yeah, that's exactly what they're saying. No, it's not the same. Not the same, no. I thought they were saying, I thought that they were saying, God is here. No, that's not what they meant by that. That's not what they meant. That would explain why the dry heaving happens after that. Okay. So anyway, yeah, no, you don't have to be attracted. You need to. You have to be, what makes a person sexy, we talked about this. That's another show we did. Make sure you go back and listen to it. And being confident in yourself. I'm confident.
And be yourself and be confident in whatever you can bring to the table. Don't try to put on airs or try to be something you're not. Could everybody need a little toning up? Sure, why not? I'm not going to, except for you, dear, because you are a god. Thank you. All right, we got that straight. But, I mean, you know, we all have imperfections, except for you, dear. Thank you. Okay. I pay you good money to just blow smoke up my ass, all right? I don't pay me any money. I'll still blow smoke up your ass. Yes, you would. The problem is you keep the cigar in your mouth when you do it.
That just hurts. I told you I was going to eat your ass one of these days. Let me just move the cigar out of the way. All right. So the next one's interesting. Swinging is illegal. Hmm. I don't know. Yeah, that is definitely a myth. I don't think anybody knows it. No, it's not illegal. Like it says here, as long as it involves consenting adults. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. If it's not consenting adults, it's called rape. That's true. Then that is illegal. Yeah. Or it could be, if it, God forbid you do this, if it's someone underage, it's called pedophilia. Yeah, that's not good either.
Don't do that. I will hunt you down and kill you. That is not good. But yeah, as long as, you know, as long as you're doing it with people that are consenting, you're doing it where it's not in front of children, as long as you're not doing it out in public. Like sometimes people get a little bit randy, and they start running around outside with their top office. Yeah, don't do that, especially if you're in a neighborhood where people can see you. And I tell you, I'm a man. I'm all out to. Yeah, your moobs aren't that big. I'm working on it. So, yeah, don't do that. That's not cool.
Okay, the next one is interesting. Swinging requires public displays of affection. Requires? No, that's, no, no, it doesn't. Actually, I think it's just the opposite. Well, I do see, like we said, that one hotel. It could could happen but if you're in an area where you live if for some reason um like it doesn't matter to us we don't give two fucks but like the the restaurant bar up the street right exactly we met another couple there and the man sits next to you and a woman sits next to me and the people saw us walk in separately Right.
They saw saw you and I walk in and sit down and they saw this couple and at some point he kisses you or I kiss her or whatever, you know. People will look but I don't give a fuck. But in general, most people wouldn't even notice. would sit there and just like, you know, it's like, no, we save this for private. Yeah. Yeah. I know. A peck on the cheek or something like that, but like, you know. Ass cheek? Whatever, whatever cheek you want to kiss. Don't spill my nachos. You're not right. You're just so not right. But yeah, you want to keep it appropriate in a public setting.
You don't need to be, you know, having the police call because you've been obscene in a restaurant. Unless they're swingers. They've got handcuffs and a big nightstick. It's so big and hard. It's like, yes, arrest me. Frisk me. I have something concealed in my body cavity. Might be dangerous. I'm sorry. I think you live for that. The body cavity search? Well, just because I go to the airport all the time. I have something hidden. I think I might be smuggling something on the airplane. You're not right. It's definitely, you need therapy or something. My therapist commits suicide.
Couldn't take it anymore. He says, no more sessions. I'll pay you not to come here. That's it. Swingers must use protection as a myth. We have some. I never take my gun with me. Not that kind of protection. Oh. I think they mean like condoms and... Oh, condom. Yeah, those kind of things. You know, some might. Some are very particular about that. It's generally not something that's ruled out. Yes. It's a matter of all the parties... Being comfortable with each other and agreeing in what they want. If everyone believes, you know. Again, communication is key.
I mean, once you meet another couple, that's probably a good question to ask. How are you guys with protection? Do you use protection? Do we need protection? I mean, as long as they're not, you know, interviewed as drug users, I usually don't have a problem. I was going to say, bring it up for us. Here we go again. No, no, that's no, that's not good. Positive, that's not good. A little bit, just a little bit. No, stick with your alcohol.
Give me a discount on me a discount no no discounts no I don't even know what you want one who's never done drugs in your entire life ever drank enough alcohol to kill a lot of people yeah but you've never done drugs I can attest to that no I know not even of interest. I'm this fucked up without doing drugs. Yeah, I would be very frightened if you were doing drugs too. It would be terrible. All right, the next one. I want you to explain this one to me. All swingers are part of the same lifestyle community. Well, that's a myth because there's so many different communities out there.
You can't be. We're not just a homogenous type group of people. We don't have a secret handshake. Secret handshake. Oh, it is. It's a penis in her hand, a boob in the man's hand. Oh, not necessarily. Depends on. Well, it could be a penis in his hand. Yep. Yep. Whatever, whatever works. Just don't bring your penis up to me. Yeah. And that would include, you and club events and those kind of things. People that have the same mindset tend to gather together. Sure. If you have, like, I'll just use the BDSM community as one. I mean, they tend to, you know, attract each other.
You're not going to walk into your neighborhood bar and go, hey, everybody, let's have an orgy. I found that out the hard way. It was a cricket script. I kind of got beat up. Stop it. That's a whole lie. He never did that. So anyway. Yeah, I mean, just to say that, you know, if one swinger, we're all the same would be kind of stupid because we're definitely all different. Oh, there's different, there is different communities. I mean, there's people that break out into their fetishes. Yes, exactly.
There's people that break out into just couples or people who just want to do just singles, you know. There's the gay aspect of things. Exactly, gay and bi, absolutely. Yeah, it's fine bi so it's not one community it is under a big umbrella but there's no meeting place there's no handshake membership cards I've tried to get one you printed your own up official member of the Swingers Union 101. Now, that would be funny. So, anyway. Now, this one is definitely a farce. Oh, yeah. Although. I am trying. Yeah. Swingers are trying to replace their partner. Yeah.
We did talk about this myth and other ways that you're trying to. Like, you're not happy in your relationship, so you're trying to make it better, you know, experience other things, replace the, you know, lazy wife that you have. Is that what you're trying to say? You said it. I didn't have to. Dead fuck wife that you have. Okay, next topic. Covered that one. You said it. I didn't.
That's that's fine I don't care I knew where you're going with it but no but we know somebody who was in a I'll say a loveless marriage right and she got into swinging and is now hooked up with somebody she left her husband And that was, she got in the swing, I think, as a way of test driving the next car. Yeah, test driving, yeah, multiple partners, absolutely. So she found the magic dick. And so she found the magic dick. That's another show, check that one out. Yeah, magic dick show. Not good. But yeah, it's not true. And swinging is solely for heterosexual couples. Absolutely not.
We know a lot that a lot of, well, I'm bi, so my door swings both ways. A lot of the women are bi. That's another conversation you have to kind of... Oh, but there are gay couples that swing. There's gay couples that swing, absolutely. And by gay, I'm trying to include all of them. I'm not getting into an alphabetical thing. Yeah, it's like whatever, your alternate Thank you. Well, but there are gay couples that swing. There's gay couples that swing, absolutely. And by gay, I'm trying to include all of them. I'm not getting into an alphabetical thing.
Yeah, it's like whatever, your alternate lifestyle. It's a goddamn trigonometry equation. Yeah, okay. But no, I mean, and that kind of gets back to the other one with the one community. It's not one community. No, it's not. It's a bunch of little ones. It's a bunch of people across many spectrums that all have the same, I want to say interest, but that might not be right. Maybe the same goals. I would say it's the same interest, that they want to see and experience their partner and them with other people.
They're comfortable enough in their own skin and own relationship that they feel comfortable enough to expand their horizons. Yeah, and that's what all swinging does, it expands your horizons. That's pretty much the best way to put it. And bringing those kind of erotic and fun events together and then you take them home, it does. For me, it adds that spice to the relationship, and it's kind of nice. So the next one we can prove is wrong. All swingers are wealthy. We have met some that kept saying, hey, we're going to this wine tasting thing, and we're like, well, we don't have money for that.
Well, we don't like wine either. Yeah, I'm not a wine person. You know, people are like, oh, we going to this wine tasting thing and we're like well we don't have money for that well we don't like wine either yeah i'm not a wine person no but people are like oh we went to this vacation yesterday and now next week we're going to this vacation and they pull up a mercedes and stuff like that so yeah we're definitely not now we're definitely um a little more uh simple when it comes to stuff like that not quite quite so, definitely not wealthy. Yeah, now the next one is true for some people.
Yeah, swinging is a phase. That could be a myth, although we do know people that... Well, again, that same woman who left her husband for a magic dick is now kind of out, both of them are out of swinging, to my knowledge, because she's like, eh, it's kind of. Yeah, when I talked to her last time, she's like, eh, it's just, I had fun with it, I'm done. But she was in it hot and heavy. She was going to all these clubs and this and that. And we talked about it, I think Mr. Magic Dick ruined it. Yeah, it could be Mr. Magic Dick ruined it, yeah. I don't know.
I mean, everybody's different, but, I mean, it could be a phase, maybe just a growth phase that you just need to go through to show your wild oats. I mean, everybody has their own reason for getting into swinging. So, I mean, it could be a phase. And sometimes, you know, we're kind of at a little hiatus with me being all injured, yeah, on the injured-reserved list. So, you know, I don't want to be swing either. That would just not help my situation at all. No, well. So, but, I mean, it's, when things change, I'll change. Hopefully for the better. Hopefully for the better.
Oh, shit, my mic was on. Shut up. You're such a jerk. It'll get better. It gets better every day. A little bit better. Swingers don't have serious relationships. Obviously not. We joke around all the time. All the time. We're definitely not serious. This is the most serious show you'll listen to. Yeah, this is definitely the most serious. This is the most serious we are with each other. This is it right here.
this is exactly how we are no definitely um actually i i think people in vanilla world who don't understand swinging they they might not just think that we have a very superficial relationship and it's all there's nothing deep there's nothing obviously with me for my looks well yeah i'm very superficial that way yeah i go right for the looks of your wealth. My Schwartz. Oh, yeah, that too. Good thing you have little needs. Yeah, no, the serious relationship, how do you want to define serious relationship?
If you want to define serious relationship as a very stable, a very grounded relationship, yeah. Now, if you want to say they're uptight, serious, pompous, there's some. There's some. But generally, you'll find most people in the lifestyle are pretty open, easygoing, and accepting. Pretty much. Yeah. Pretty much. There's things that they say they may not be into, but they're okay with other people. They're not going to be like, oh, I would never do that, but you're welcome to do it. I would never do that and let my spouse know.
I think my wife is getting really sick, and she gave me permission. Yeah, okay. Just don't tell her. Don't tell her. She doesn't know she's sick. She okayed it. I talked to her in her sleep. I said, honey, if I'm allowed to play with other women, snore once. There you go, see? She responded. She snored. She snored. So that's how you got permission. Or not you, I'm saying something else. All right, the next one. Swinging is dangerous. Well, that's... Everything. Everything. Driving to the swinging place is dangerous. Thank you. All right, the next one, swinging is dangerous. Well, that's...
Everything. Everything. Driving to the swinging place is dangerous. It could be dangerous. I mean, yes, it could be depending on where you meet these people or how you meet them. We have a bit of a vetting process that we kind of go through. We also talk to other people who like know they might know people that we're going to meet and they'll be like oh yeah you know that couple they're really nice or you know oh I don't know they got problems. Again if you want to look at dangerous as far as diseases or whatever then make sure you stick with condoms oh yeah use some kind of protection.
If you want to use the hooker rule of no kissing then no kissing no kissing yeah. You set your rules that's what the rules are about is to make yourself safe and comfortable oh there was that and I All right.
rule of no kissing then no kissing yeah yeah you set your rules that's the rules are about is to make yourself safe and comfortable oh there was that and i remember there was that one girl we were talking to i think it was like last year i think that i think that account was fake we found him on sls and she's like oh yeah my husband just drops me off at some guy's house and i'm like really he just drops you off drops you off? Did you meet this person? There are some people that are going to be naive. You know, you can't dispute that. There's people that, yeah, I mean. No, I've, no.
Well, I'm not saying it necessarily was the truth in that case, but I guarantee you there are people like that. I'm sure there are people like that. But no, I want to sit down with them face-to-face in usually a more public area, maybe a bar or a restaurant or something. Well, I'm sure there's people who go to a club, and there might be like a multi-sex room that everybody's just in there fucking, they don't even know anybody. Oh, that could be true. Now, I'm sure everybody has to wear a condom, I'd like to think. I wouldn't know. No, I don't know either.
I'm going to say I'd like'd like to think but yeah again it's life's dangerous plain and simple you know you drive a car almost every day that's dangerous you know it's can be unfortunately in this world you have to worry sometimes about active shooters you know you go to this grocery store yeah you don't know you don't know so whatever be safe across the board. That's all I'm going to tell you. All right. Last but not least. Ah. Swinging is not for families. Go fucking figure. Really? Well, this is supposed to be a myth.
Now, Johnny, I know you're 12, but you watch mommy play with those three gentlemen over there while this guy's wife over there, she's going to blow me, Johnny. You just pay attention so when you get to be 18, you can join us. No. No. It's not a family event. Well, this says swinging is not for families. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's right. It's not for families. This is supposed to be a myth. Oh, it's not for families? That's not a myth. That's the truth. It's not. Well, you're not talking about it in a different way. The way you're talking about it is going to be a family event.
They're saying that you can't have a family. You can't have a family, a normal family, and then be a swinger at nights and weekends. No, that's bullshit. That's called babysitters. That's what it is. Yeah, exactly. That's called, honey, you need to stay home, watch your kids. I'm going to go out and have sex. Sometimes it is like that. Yeah, well, yeah. You know, depending on your, whatever your agreement is. But yeah, I mean, they're saying right here, some couples successfully navigate parenting while living the swinger lifestyle. And we have been able to do that. We don't have kids.
Well, we don't't now we've been married 20 years and you know the girls we got together we were past the age of child rearing not really past the point of wanting to child rear well you had your two girls they were little they were little they were I'm saying, but I was, what, 40 when we got together? Yeah. I didn't want kids at that age. You had kids at that age. I didn't want new ones. No, no, my gosh, no. But we did. We kept our swinging separate from the girls. We didn't have, like, you know, dildos. No, you put that stuff under the bed. You hide it, whatever. On your side. On my side.
You know, and they, for the most part, they respect our, you know, our boundaries. Oh, how you want to discipline your children. You teach them, this is my room, you stay up. You stay up. Don't ask what those trapeze are for. Yeah. I'm training for the circus. That's it. You can have a family and a normal family, a healthy family, and still be a swimmer. Yeah, I read that, like you get your family involved. No. Like that's just fucking wrong. Well, I have a problem like with those, now it's a nudist calling, nudist is not sex, okay? And they have, it's a family nudist.
We have one up there in the Poconos. I've never been there. I don't need to be crating around naked. I understand. Nobody wants to see that. Well, no, I understand the concept of families appreciating and practicing nudity, okay? Nudists aren't swingers, they're nudists. Right. Some overlap, but there's a difference. I mean, personally, I would have a hard time being naked in front of somebody else's children. Yeah, I would not be comfortable with that. I'm not comfortable with that. I'm sure a lot of people aren't that are nudists. Right.
You know, if you want to practice that at home with your children, that's your prerogative. But especially in today's unfortunate world where you don't know. I mean, even people in a nudist pardon me nudist place i'm sure you're gonna find there's certain people they know or this they're like yeah not at the kids but looking at the adults they're just there to to watch ogle all the naked people right right you know um so then you add in children to the mix. Now it's disgusting. Yeah. And I wouldn't ever, let's pretend I was into the nudist world. Right.
I would never take my children to some place where someone could be ogling my children naked. Right. Personal preference. Yeah, yeah. I don't have any problem being naked. I was a nude, I danced nude for 20 years. mean that buck ass naked you told me i was a ballerina you said you were just in the choir church choir church that's what i was doing so i don't have any problem being nude i i don't want to be doing like i don't want to see a child and and i don't want to see a child walk by me naked. I just don't. No, thank you. Yeah, I have a problem with that. And that's just my hang-up.
And also for being like... I wouldn't be a very good nudist. I don't want to be like mowing the lawn naked. Mm-mm, mm-mm. No, no, too many things could go wrong. Clothing is there for protection and I like to keep it that way. I had too much sunburn on my shoulders. I don't need it any by itself. Can you imagine? No, I don't want to. No, I'm not a nudist, friendly, I mean, I don't feel the naked, you know, it's like even when I used to, that one gym I belonged to had a steam room. I wore a bathing suit in there. Oh, yeah, I would too. I didn't feel the need to be naked in a steam room.
Nope, nope. You know, that layer of clothing helps me do what? Sweat more. How's that? It also keeps you protected. You don't know where your ass is, you know. Well, that was the thing. There was, okay, another show. Yeah, that's another show. It's protection. It's just for protection. Yeah, you don't have to go into a steam room. Sorry, it does no difference to you. If you're wearing a bathing suit or not wearing a bathing suit. Well, if it's not a public steam room, then I don't care. Oh, what you do on your own. God bless you. Yeah, go for it.
But this was a public one, so yeah, keep your clothes on. Keep your clothes on. Alright, so that was a 20 myths. 22 myths. No, I moved it down the list, so when I did that, it added like 3 did that it added like three 13s oh that's what you did okay so there was 20 20 of them 20 of the myths okay 20 swinger miss and um so yeah they're just uh a fun topic i looked up and came up with this and uh to see what the myths might be. Yeah, interesting.
I would be curious to be a fly on the wall with vanilla people talking about swingers and see what their misconceptions are well i think we've covered them yeah that's pretty much we have talked to other people that didn't know we were in the lifestyle and they talk about it's like oh i don't know like I don't know how. Like our neighbor's like, oh, they're sick. They're just sick. And then we're like, doo. Yeah, we're sick. Yeah, I wouldn't want somebody's hot wife sucking my dick. No, no. Oh, that's it. Yeah, that would be awful. Yeah. I don't know how you think.
My wife gets an orgasm from somebody else, and then comes home all horny and wants me to give her orgasm. Oh, God, no, stop. That's just, what's wrong with you? You're just a sick man. Vince, you're a very sick man. You need help. Let's sit there and just read scripture. I don't need sex in my life. I know. It's like saying I don't need money. I don't need to breathe. Yeah.
I just like to give up breathing Anyway, alright So that kind of covered it Yeah, I think so I think we clear up some myths of swinging If you have a myth you can think of Info at Hot Wife Podcast Email to us, I'll have to hear it And actually The couple that was here the other week Yes Said there was a game they played at that party Oh, the hotel takeover? Everyone got a card And somebody else, some other couple Had a matching card And you had to find that couple And then see if there was some kind of connection It was a way of introducing people They've done that with that with the car keys.
Like if you go into a first bowl, you pick up the car keys. Whose keys are these? Oh, they're mine. Yeah, my luck. You know, someone to get my car keys and steal my car. Yeah, that would be. Now that's interesting to get couples to meet and talk. Yeah, it's interesting. Yeah. So. All right, everyone. Stay horny. Okay. Have a great night, everyone.
