Mystery Man Arrangements

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Speaker1: this program contains strong sexual content no one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download the podcast in any manner the host guest and performers are all over the age of 18 rebroadcasting this podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the hot wife podcast the commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of the hot wife podcast owners agents or representatives this podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice hi this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast where we all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast once again. And I'm here with my... Wonderful husband. Yes, I am. Oh, you are so wonderful oh cool and i love you if i wasn't me i'd want to be me oh there you go what makes you say that here i am nothing but loving and kind to you well you were right in the first couple words nothing but no just nothing oh great thanks i feel so special now i should you ride the small bus no well anyway so yeah um so tonight has been interesting night yeah so you were just telling me briefly as i came home from work couldn't share everything with you oh no of course you can't so this'd be a surprise yeah we'll see i mean it's still some things in the air so tonight i actually uh got to meet uh face to face with uh mr mystery man and uh is my mic up loud enough i can hear you okay hearing me and being loud enough for two different things okay um pardon me i had a burp um so met with a gentleman he's very aware of who you are oh boy finds you incredibly sexy i it's like uh donna win yeah you maybe he's blind did he come in like a white you're where i'm not talking angelina I'm not talking Mickey I'm not talking Jennifer Ray The older of them all Thanks you're such a fucking asshole I'm trying to set you up For an erotic afternoon This is the thanks I get The older I didn't say old I said older Well I am older than all of them There you go so am I wrong No Why couldn't you go with the shorter of them
Speaker2: Thank you. I didn't say old. I said older. Well, I am older than all of them. Well, there you go. So am I wrong? No.
Speaker1: Okay, well then don't. Why couldn't you go with the shorter of them? But then you'd give me shit about that. Honey, I'm going to give you shit about everything.
Speaker2: Everything. Everything.
Speaker1: As you give me shit about everything.
Speaker2: Nothing.
Speaker1: Name one thing. Everything you give me shit about.
Speaker2: What? What?
Speaker1: You give me shit about that. So you can't come up with my example. There's just so many of them. Moving on, moving on. Okay. See, see? I'm not giving you a shit about it. I just say we're moving on. Okay, let's move on. You couldn't come up with something, so let's move on. I'll give you like half a second. That was plenty of time. So anyway, so he's going to get back to me. Okay. So we had a good time actually he and i uh hung out here on the deck uh outside the studio and we were he was here from six o'clock our time until uh it's now 10 07 our time so he left here about 20 after nine wow so yeah we drank some bourbon oh swap some stories oh good sounds like you had a good time yeah had a good time he actually thanked me and uh you know i so for you know i guess breaking up his monotony of nothing um which always sounded like you know he's you know a, a single guy, not married. That's not much of a hint. Um, yeah, don't, yeah, tell me anymore. Well, I'm not going to give it away. Of course not. Santa Claus. And, um. That's what you keep. Top low seven. Top low seven. Um. Daniel Craig. Yeah, so, um, so yeah, we hung out and we talked and everything else and he expressed his uh admiration for you that's a good word i yeah well he expressed he's very um interested in the concept he didn't know what the concept was before he got here oh really i told him i wanted to have him i wanted to talk to him about a special surprise for you and uh he's like at the time he's very interested i told him about it and he goes you're fucking kidding me no fucking i mean he said no that sounds erotic um do i have to do that can i wear the blindfold i was getting it how about you just put a bag over her head? Can we do this via Zoom? Oh, there you go. That's erotic. She wears a blindfold. I wear a blindfold. We do a Zoom call. I love it. That's what you do with me. Hold on. That's not even sexual. So, I mean, you actually just keep the little shutter door shut on your camera for me. Well, you know, blindfolds, shutters, bags over the head, it all works. Tell me not to talk.
Speaker2: Yeah, well, yeah.
Speaker1: I don't want to know who it is. Don't talk. I want to keep guessing.
Speaker2: I want to be erotic.
Speaker1: The element of surprise. Yes, exactly it. Exactly it. So, anyway, so, no, he's, there was a slight potential snafu. We'll see. Okay. He has a date on Thursday night. Oh. That he's not sure where it's going to go. You know, it's a first date. I'm going to tell you from what I gathered, my opinion, doesn't sound promising. Okay. They're from different ends of the spectrum. I'm just going to leave it at that. Okay. I don't know. And he's like, hey, you know, if this works out Thursday, he says, I would be kind of feel awkward, you know. Sure. And I was like, well, first of all, there's no video cameras. Is this going to be a playtime? Right. Second of all, the only one's going to know we're three of us right and everyone all three people listen to the podcast um but they don't know who you are right mr i mean i'm only going to give out your social security number i'm not going to give out your name your bank account numbers that's it nothing no way anyone can identify you no not at all so well we see what happens. So he's going to let us know, but he is like, you know, super intrigued. And he's like, oh my God, he says, you know, he's like, it's, it's erotic. The whole concept of coming over and, you know, you being blindfolded and waiting in the bedroom for him. And then you two play, you know, and, you know, get to have fun. and then he gets to him and then you two play you know and uh you know get to have fun and then he gets to leave and then once i i told him once he's you know he's out of the driveway i'd have you take off the blindfold sure you know that way there's no way you could identify him i said you can't talk you know or anything you know she can talk all she wants you can't say a fucking word, you know, and. Yeah, yeah, the voice might give it away. Yeah, it could. Not a lot, but. It could, you don't know. It could. We did another Mystery Man thing, I mean, years ago. Yeah, it was like, that was like 12, 15 years ago, easily. Yeah, it was a long time. I don't even, I hardly remember. You never met the guy before. I hadn't met him until that night. Uh him until that night and um again for those who aren't aware of the mystery man thing we do or have done basically um donna gets blindfolded and uh then i bring in somebody she may or may not know and they generally don't talk the other guy donna did not know she had never met him i still don't know who it is nope i don't either um that's such a great mystery we'll never know that's all right well the concept was with the with the first guy was that you know he was super interested and but he traveled a lot for business so his schedule was tough so the first time and it was meant to be more than one visit because the first time really you guys didn't fuck i don't remember no you didn't fuck it was a matter of like he had you undress he talked to you he had you undress and he teased you and touched you and you got to touch him and then you you know gave him oral to some degree no one came oh i think you might have come. I don't remember. I think he teased your pussy with his cock. Right. And everything else. And he licked you and stuff like that. And then he left. And the concept was like a week or so later, he was going to come back. And we were going to continue. It's going to be a multifaceted saga. Right. Well, his schedule got, oh, I'm traveling, oh, I'm traveling. And then all of a sudden sudden he wasn't on the site anymore and i don't remember what his profile name was or if he ever came back so that kind of erotic in a sense too yeah he was so so erotic that he we never saw him again here's the here's the news i can tell you he was so satisfied he never showed up. I'm not gay, obviously, hopefully. He was a very, very good-looking guy. If you would have had to blindfold off, you'd have been, oh, fuck yeah. I'm fucking him.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: Without him. If I was gay, I'd so fucked him. But I'm not gay. I have a penis allergy. You can get shots for that now. No, you can't. No. I think the shot is a penis. No. No penis allergy shots. No. No. Well, okay. Your face is going to all swell up from penis. That's fine. I don't want to be anywhere near a penis. I am fine. I am good. You know, those who like to have penis around them, that's great. But not this guy. I'm so glad I don't have a penis allergy. Yeah, well, that would, if you had a penis allergy, then you and I would both be dating women. Probably. We'd be going out to the bar having drinks and picking up women together. Which kind of, we can do that now. Yeah, we can do that now. Yeah, because we don't go out and pick up guys.
Speaker2: Not usually, no.
Speaker1: No, no.
Speaker2: But anyway, so that one fell apart because of whatever happened with that gentleman.
Speaker1: Nice guy. Good looking guy.
Speaker2: I'll take your word for it. I had no idea.
Speaker1: Again, I don't give that compliment out loosely.
Speaker2: But, and this guy is a nice looking guy.
Speaker1: He's a nice guy. a lot going for him um well he drinks bourbon so he's got to be pretty good yes he does so there you go that's that's a big plus right there drinks bourbon shoots guns shoots guns i mean we're we actually You talk guns for a little bit. Oh, my God. Prove my point. Hang on. What? I don't...
Speaker2: Wait.
Speaker1: Wait. Shoots guns. I mean, we're... We actually talked guns for a little bit. Oh, my God. Prove my point. Hang on. What? I don't... What are you bringing out? The copperhead, of course. You're like... Oh, my God. Stop it. You're like the grandmother said, Oh, you talked to me about my grandkids. It's like, no. Talk to me about my favorite guns. I don't have grandkids. Exactly, your grand guns. Just my guns. He's got like a little picture of... They're not my kids' guns. They're my guns. That's right. But, you know, grandkids. It's like my grandkids. This guy, from what it sounds like, I bet you he's pretty goddamn good with guns. Oh, there you go. He said some key words that were kind of arousing oh see you were secretly i i think there's something i think you have a bromance going on there you're just not if he didn't have a penis i'd be so over him oh that'll be mine mine to do yeah that's yours you get the penis part i'll just get the mind and talk to him oh there you go you go. That'll work. That'll work. But anyway, yeah, we drank bourbon. We talked guns. I mean, it was like a fucking exciting, erotic afternoon.
Speaker2: I'm sure.
Speaker1: It's like, oh, man. I feel manly. If we would have fired at the barbecue, it was an all-out orgy. Fuck yeah, man. A barbecue, bourbon. A fucking barbecue, guns, and bourbon. Oh, fuck yeah, man.
Speaker2: It was a barbecue.
Speaker1: All you need these naked women. Now you're going to ruin it.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: Well, actually, he had me show him a bunch of pictures and videos of you.
Speaker2: See?
Speaker1: Naked women.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: Just saying.
Speaker2: Woman. Well. Yeah.
Speaker1: Has there been more than one woman there? So he's going to get back to me.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: So we'll see about Sunday afternoon, maybe sometime.
Speaker2: See you next show. Who knows? Well, if it it goes and I might talk about it on the next show. Who knows? Well, if it goes well, we'll talk about it on the show Sunday night on the live show.
Speaker3: Yeah, on the live show.
Speaker1: But, yeah, I'm going to talk about tonight.
Speaker2: Actually, it's tonight, but this will be – I'm going to confuse you again. I know.
Speaker1: Don't confuse you. This is actually the Wednesday morning show.
Speaker2: Okay. Good morning. It's Wednesday.
Speaker1: Wednesday show. So, happy Wednesday.
Speaker2: Hump day. show so happy Wednesday hump day
Speaker1: hump day every day should be hump day true I'll listen to you the one thing I never mind so I'll say something he said but I don't want to give any hints don't give me any hints I hate you know I like surprises
Speaker2: yeah
Speaker1: no you don't yes I do I do believe me if you said put your blindfold I will not wait till you see I'm going to go, I like surprises. Yeah, no you don't. Yes, I do. I do. Believe me, if you said put your blindfold, I will not. Okay, wait till you see what I charged on the credit card. Wait a minute, that's different. No, no, you want surprises. Not that kind of surprise, I don't. A surprise is a surprise. No. You did not specify. I read the fine print. This kind of surprise. Do not mind the Maserati pulling up here tomorrow. I could have 10 pictures of you just trying to get into the car it may be it's the suv fuck you okay maybe you can't step up into it fuck you short shit hang on there we go okay go after my my my height again wait five minutes were like, oh, what about my height? Why are you picking on my age? Now I'm picking on your height. Why are you picking on my age? Come on. It's not pleasing you. That's not right. Long in the blitz. That's not right. Come on. Yeah, so we'll see. So we might be able to, hopefully, I think he's going to make it work. I don't care how it goes Thursday. My gut feeling is he's kind of like, I need to fuck Donna.
Speaker2: Good.
Speaker1: Sounds like fun. Well, it will be fun. And for you. I wish we could videotape, but I think it would be really hot. The weird part was, he was like, well, why don't you get involved? It's like, it's not about me, dude. You don't understand. My excitement is Don's excitement. I don't need to be involved. I don't need to be near another guy's dick. That's the main reason. You're very comfortable with your sexuality, but you don't need to be around another dick. Yeah, I'm really comfortable in my own skin, so to speak. There's a lot of it. But I don't need, yeah, I don't need penis in my area. You videotape it enough that you're like, I mean, all right.
Speaker4: Other peoples.
Speaker2: Hang on.
Speaker5: Yeah, other peoples.
Speaker1: I don't videotape my own penis.
Speaker2: No, I don't.
Speaker1: But it sounds even more gay. Well, I don't videotape my penis. I videotape other penises. Well, I... I don't videotape my own penis No I don't I don't videotape my penis I videotape other penises And I'm like in the splash zone I videotape you With other penises Let's get it straight I don't videotape other penises That's a technicality No I videotape you You just happen to have other penises I don't videotape penises and you happen to show up. See that? It's not like I'm shooting flowers and a butterfly shows up. You're shooting them. Well, actually, I guess the example would be I'm not videotaping butterflies and a flower shows up. Okay? I'm videotaping you and a penis shows up. Oh, just the technicality. It's a technicality. I'm videotaping you and a penis shows up okay oh just the technicality it's a technicality i'm videotaping penises and all of a sudden donna comes fluttering in like oh my god please donna go away you're ruining the shot get away from those beautiful just ruin that perfect penis it was so lovely just sitting there all erect and dripping pretty calm. And all of a sudden, this slut walks in and just sucks the cock. It's like, oh, Jesus, that's disgusting. Horrible. She ruined the perfect sunset. Oh, my God. It was just sitting off the lake. And all of a sudden, this fucking cloud just comes in and just ruins it. It's just not right. I tried to hold that back. I want you to get through your whole imagery there. Yeah, he's not gay. No, not even a little bit. My boyfriend is. I'm not. I'm straight. Are you sure? My boyfriend's gay as anything. Oh, I'm sure he is. Anybody around you. So let's get's get that queer okay i videotape you uh-huh you just have to have penises around you okay if i could have pussies around me that would be fine oh that's even better yet i mean hell we had uh um autumn called in yes videotape of you and autumn it was so hot man that pussy of hers dripping fucking cum or juice or whatever the fuck it was I wanted to throw the camera to the fucking floor and dive into that motherfucking thing and you know she'd arch her ass up so the swollen pussy was like right there and there's that little strand of ooey gooey pussy juice streamed along from between her pussy lips to like the side of her ass cheek or wherever it was going. It was like I said this before. What is that? I actually thought she had her period. You thought it was a string yeah. It's like oh my god her string's hanging out. And then I watched it and it stuck to the side of her thigh and I'm like no that's just pure pussy juice. That is a piece of slimy pussy juice. My tripod all of a sudden had an extra leg. I'm sure it did. Oh, my God. Yeah, that was pretty erotic. She was fit to be tied with that one. I would tie her up. That's the only way I'm going to get it from her. I can't let her run away. She gave it to you last one time. Come on. Well, we're all together a few times, though. They all fall for it once. Oh, dear God. Stop. Let me know. It's like, okay, I'm not doing that again. Autumn is sweet. Don't accept drinks from Vince. You know, I mean, I've had Mickey a few times. I've had... Autumn a couple times? Autumn once. Only once? Autumn once. And I have had Angelina a couple times. A couple times. A couple, three, four times, yeah. That was years ago, though. It was years ago. I remember those videos. And I lived. That's the amazing part. Yeah, I didn't... It didn't seem like she was too rough on you back in those days. I think she's gotten more. No, she's progressed into a whole different thing. A whole different, yeah. She's pretty squirmy, but she wasn't rough. Squirmy, yeah. Yeah, she was like. Yeah, she's, I don't know if it's evolved or devolved. I'm not sure what she's done. Yeah, I wouldn't show. I'm not sure which way that goes. I think devolved. Angelina's pussy will fucking tear you up.
Speaker2: Oh, yeah.
Speaker1: It's got teeth of its head, I think. But that's a whole other situation there. I'm not sure where it's going. No, no. In my head, I want to have a thought, but it's just like so many thoughts going on, I can't get one to come forward. They're all like, no, don't say me. No. She'll kill us. She'll don't say that. Yeah. So tonight's bourbon. Oh, yes. What is tonight's drink? It's Penelope's Architect. Oh, you did go with the Architect. Yeah, I went with the Architect, which is, to me, the best of all their five or six ones. Of the Penelope brand. It's actually aged. They obviously age it in barrels like they have to to be a bourbon. But then they do a second aging in French oak staves. Stave? What the heck is a stave? Barrel. Don't they just say barrel? It's French oak. It's a barrel made from French oak. Okay, let's put it that way. Oh, awesome. Now, is this a new barrel or an old? It's a brand new barrel. A barrel, okay. To my knowledge. It might not be. I don't know. It just says French oak staves. Maker's Mark 42 has a French oak staves version out now, too, which is also very, very good. If you like that real woody flavor, I'd always suggest always suggest it so anyway so you stand the chance of uh getting uh this mystery man sunday i think it's gonna happen i really do i think it'd be fun i hope it happens i think it'll be a lot of fun you'll be able to handle not seeing what is going on yeah that's half the fun look i'm just, I'm just asking. I don't know. Yeah. I have no problem. Like, some people, like... Do you think it's going to be more exciting not seeing? Yes. Okay. Yeah, I think it'll be more exciting. Okay. I'm hoping that there'll be a second time where I can see, but it'll be very hot. Well, I think... Yeah, I think the first time will be with the blindfold on. But I think this gentleman has interest in continuing the series without the mask and stuff. I think it'll be fun. Yeah. The one thing I am is like some people like the Christmas gifts type of a thing. They can't wait. They can't wait. They're peeking. You can put Christmas gifts in front of me. I'm going to wait until freaking Christmas to open them up. Half the fun is just waiting for that time to do it. I have no problem with keeping a blindfold on. I'm not going to cheat. I never did before. I see we got a new blindfold that you had gotten for me. It's on the kitchen table. It's still on the wrapper. I haven't taken it out yet because it just got in the mail. Amazon. Oh, good for Amazon. This one has memory foam iPads. Oh, interesting. I'll have to take it out. I'll buy Apple, but there's normal iPads. Right, iPads. So it's supposed to be comfortable. Yeah, I block all the light. I don't want to be able to peek out because half the fun is using other senses to figure out what this person looks like and everything else and half the fun is just going through... Getting fucked. No, before you get fucked, come on, before that, I'd like to figure out what the mystery is, but not using my eyes, and figure out what he's built like, and what he feels like, and what he's, who he is. Okay, so let me ask you this question, it's going to sound gay, I'm sorry. It always sounds gay with you, hon. Stop, stop. Just admit it, see, see? So if you don't say his cock, but you feel it first, whether it be your hands or your pussy, do you think the visual adds to it? Or do you think just feeling that cock going in you or whatever for the first time, like, do you think it's more, it's a word I want to use um is it more pleasurable not having the visual of it and just feeling it and that like almost like you can feel it in your hand and then you feel it go in you i'm guessing because i'm not gay is it a little more erotic that way like you might feel in your hand but then all of a sudden it's like oh it's a little more filling than i thought it would also yeah it might it might be that but um also what because i am sighted and i rely on my sight so much that what i feel in my hand and what i will see like maybe the next time will be two different things i noticed that when we were with the two b Bryans. You were with the two Bryans. Okay, I was with the two Bryans. I was with no Bryans. You were still videotaping, so I include you in there. Sorry about that. No, don't include me, please. But with feeling them, I mean, I couldn't tell which Bryan was which and their bodies were... Cock-wise the same. Cock-wise the same, but their bodies were different. But what you feel and what you see are usually two different things because i'm not as skilled with my other senses as i am because i'm still using my eyes quite a bit now sure so we'll see yeah is it more erotic does it feel different i i don't know it it adds a level of erotic uh like an erotic element to it Sure. Chances are you're going to have it in your mouth before having to push it. Oh, absolutely. I know you, yeah. Yeah, pfft, fuck yeah. Okay. I'll definitely be doing that. Hell yeah, that's exactly it. You have to use all your senses, and that means your mouth. Is taste sensitive? Sure it is. Of course it is. It's sensitive. Taste, you know, vision, know vision taste smell all of them touch all 17 senses all 17 senses and then some so yeah but it'd be fun that what i the picture that i paint in my head from what i feel and taste and touch and and all that might be totally different than what i see i'm gonna visually i'm gonna ruin you. Don't ruin it for me. This guy is Hispanic with a lot of tattoos. He's a biker. He's a biker. Okay. Here we go. So cliche. So I hope Angelina isn't listening. Oh, and he's over the age of 40. And not married. And not married. She'll be like, how come you're getting so much cock and I'm not? She'll be fit to be tied. I'm here to fuck you. Not for nothing, but hurry up and get done. I've got another tattoo to go get. I've got to ride on my motorcycle. I've got to get on my motorcycle, get another tattoo. Can you imagine? Oh, if there were any pictures, I mean, with a Hispanic guy that would meet her, she would go bat shit crazy. She would kill us. She would. She would gut me like the pig I am and wear me like a fucking coat. I can't get any cock. I need cock. I need cock. What? How did you get so much cock she texted me today do you have someone there today i can fuck it's like what do you think i do great like men like cattle like back 40 let me go sort out what i got out back there i get on my horse and go round up be a stud for you mickey's no better she's like so who's donna playing with today nobody i'm working here folks it's like what do you think i fucked 24 7 what is this like you fuck more than they do yeah i do i'm not even trying i mean it just happens to work out that way mickey had a little vacation but right her vacation's over yeah her vacation is over and i think actually her vacation, she didn't fuck as much as she probably wanted to. No, absolutely. She's experiencing that, you know, she has some free time during the week, and a lot of people work during the week, and when they have free time, she doesn't.
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker1: Yeah, that's, I have the same problem sometimes, you know. I'm right here. You keep ignoring me. Yeah, that's because I have, you know look at the time doesn't block off enough light i get it all right find myself a girlfriend that party's coming up oh you have plenty of girlfriends well temporary oh do you want them full-time i can't no i don't want boyfriends full-time either. You're enough, Jesus Christ. So Stephen's getting all kind of fired up. Yeah, he's going to be so much fun. He was excited to hear that you're excited. Oh, yeah, I am psyched, I'm psyched. He's going to be so much fun. His energy level, and it's it. So you crave guys with small dicks, so what you're saying? I crave guys that like to have fun. Small dicks. Small dicks, big dicks. I don't care. How do you know Steve Hedden has a small dick? I actually don't know. You're just saying he has a small dick. You said. No, I'm just going by what you said. I'm just going by what you said. It's like whatever. You said he's got great abs and a small dick. I heard you say it. He does have great abs. A small dick? Whatever. I'm good with that. I'm not the grand king in here, folks. I know. I'm just busting Steve. Steven hasn't called me in over a week or so. Oh, my God. Oh, the bromance is over. I'm going to bust his shit. The bromance. He'll hear this. I know he's going to listen to this. He's driving tomorrow at work. I'm And we're like, God damn it. Motherfucker. You have a small dick? What the fuck? I'll show it to my package. I'll fix his ass. I'll call that motherfucker every day. And when I'm fucking his wife, I'm going to say, see, my dick's not so small. Well, you put a proportion to the size of my wife oh yeah most sticks are pretty big compared to me so it doesn't matter no no we're looking forward to steven getting out here um real quick um one we didn't do a plug for a spunk lube oh my god we'll do that in a minute but more importantly um more importantly um yeah very more importantly okay um our friend in south africa Mr. Bale. Mr. Bale reached out to us. He's a good guy, diehard listener. We appreciate that. Unfortunately, his mom has passed. I want to have everyone, if you could, say a little prayer for Mr. Bale and his family and his mom's passing and let them just say a little positivity for them and him and the family let them know that mom's okay now and you know so that's always so sad yeah so again Mr. Bale you're in our thoughts and prayers buddy yeah you sure are man Janice out there in there in, or J, out there in Arizona, dealing with that heat. Jesus Christ.
Speaker2: Still.
Speaker1: It's hot out there in those storms. It's always hot out there, but I don't know. It's always hot out there. It's like, wow, it's winter. Got down to 95. I had to put coats on. It's a desert. What do you want? So, we're going. Got down to 95. I had to put coats on. It's a desert.
Speaker2: What do you want?
Speaker1: So we're going to say hi to Jay. So, and we haven't heard from Mike in a while. No, I hope he's doing okay. You have to reach out to him. I have to email him this week. So, but for everybody who reaches out to us, again, I want to thank you. Yeah, we'll mention you on the show, too. So don't give you any kind of pertinent information you don't want shared with the whole world. So just saying that.
Speaker2: What do you say?
Speaker1: You know, if anybody else wants to reach out to us, just don't let out any kind of personal information you don't want everybody to know about.
Speaker2: Oh, sure.
Speaker1: Just saying. How much information do we need to know?
Speaker2: Nothing.
Speaker1: Just tell us the name you want to be called by.
Speaker2: Yep.
Speaker1: And, you know, say hi or whatever. Again again we've had other people reach out to us um who's the one gentleman on twitter follows all the time um oh there's loke loke that's it yep yeah yeah i just emailed them from loke from only fans today say hi to him he's great and he follows us and listens i don't know why um he won't call in he's too shy he's like come on loki can call in he might feel he doesn't have anything to contribute which i argue with i argue with a lot of things to contribute um i'm sitting here i don't know what i'm doing here but um spunk loop yes so um, hopefully you heard, uh, on Monday's show or Sunday night's live show, you had, uh, um, Logan and Autumn call in and they talk about, they got their Spunk Lube we sent to them and they love it. It is the best lubricant they use. Uh, they shot a video. It's up on her, um, is it a Pornhub? Pornhub site, yeah. If you go to milfautumn.com, and you can get there and see it. Yeah, you want to see that. It's pretty hot. Prime, prime stuff. That is very prime. Yeah. I got Logan's got this huge cock. I know. I hate him. This tight bod and a huge cock. It's not right. He's in great shape, big dick, and he's got her. Yeah, I know. Some people have it all, right? You feel like you're missing the boat there, hon? The boat? I'm like... Dingy? I'm like Idaho. I'm landlocked. I'm not even near the fucking ocean. know, I'm like, you know, Idaho, I'm landlocked. I don't even know the fucking ocean.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: I was going to say you're like one of dingy, but okay. You're doing a dingy out of those. But anyway, so, um, again, if you want to see some of the stuff where Donna is and what she's doing, check out hot wife, Donna Wynn.com. I'm still editing videos, believe it or not.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: And I'm putting them up. If you want to reach out to us, we talked about it earlier. We invite you to email us at hotwifepodcasts at gmail.com. Reach out, say hi. Tell us any questions you have or any concepts for a show, something you want to hear us talk about. Love to hear those. Oh, yeah, absolutely. I mean, all your input is really important to us because you're the listeners and we want you to be a part of this and we're not yeah you got that right we're not we don't listen to our shows um no me too embarrassing be like i sound like that oh i'll never talk again yeah i want to talk to you about that yeah i know you do i don't i don't hate you too much let me make this adjustment. So anyway, there we go. That's better. The show just got better. Just made the sound corrections. Hey, that's not fair. So it's fine. Now the show's a lot better. So the show will take off now with those corrections. So I guess you wish me. He's such an ass. He's such an asshole. Turn it back on. You just want the other board that can change the voices. That's what you want to do. You want that. I know you do. No, you're not getting it. You're not. That'd just be a blast. I'd have all kinds of voices. She's going to sound like Mickey Mouse now, but she already does. Not that much of a change. So, yeah. Again again i want to thank everyone for listening and hope you guys are everybody enjoying their summer yeah it's been uh i don't know it's been kind of cold i wanted to go swimming today that's here yeah this is on the east coast we're here in the philadelphia area everyone has a freaking heat and we're like it's like it's 79 degrees that's ridiculous yeah for august yeah i can't swim it's too cold the water is what 80 degrees He's absolutely right. heat and we're like it's like it's 79 degrees that's ridiculous yeah for august yeah i can't swim it's too cold the water is what 80 degrees that sucks the water is 80 the air temperature is 78 yeah so i mean it sounds like oh that should be nice no it's it's really quite cold george castanza shrinkage shrinkage yeah you don't you wouldn't think it'd be cold but yeah You get in there you're like fuck it's cold it's um not enjoyable I'm not buying the global warming thing personally not not this week I'm not that's not this week talk to me next week so um anyway uh let us know if you have any questions or comments or thoughts or you want to share pictures of your female bodies? I knew you were going to be... Dick pictures are not accepted. I don't mind dick pics. Really? I don't mind. I'm the one who answers most of you. Okay, then female body part pictures only, please. You like female body parts. I do. I don't have a problem with that at all. Not even a little bit. So one of the things for the upcoming party that one couple, you played with him. I didn't get to play with her. We left too late. Oh, yeah. You know what I'm talking about? Stacy? Yeah. I can say that because that's not her name. He actually emailed me, and he's like, oh, can you bring your video camera? Because Stacey and the host were talking about last time they were there, which was two parties ago. Right. It's like, oh, they were talking. I don't know if you remember those. No, I don't. I'm like, oh, my God. Donna and Stacey and the host wanted to do a threesome, and I'd love to have it videotaped and stuff like that. I'm like, I my God, you know, Donna and Stacey and the host wanted to do a threesome and I'd love to have it videotaped and stuff like that. I'm like, I don't bring my camera to parties because people get nervous.
Speaker2: Oh yeah.
Speaker1: Now she apparently is not necessarily, she has remote interest in the girl stuff, but is not a committed. She hasn't jumped in the pool yet? No. She's still dipping her toes dipping her toes i don't i think she's thinking about putting her toes on so but apparently there's there's a talk i don't know if you remember that two parties ago i do remember that three of you talked about the three of you playing the host was kissing oh i want you both you know sucking on my dick and yeah the usual who wouldn't you're both beautiful fucking women it's like oh no one else wants that please take these two beautiful women and take them to yourself get them out of the way of the rest of us i know so there's more room at the table for food and drinks and stuff because my god nobody wants to see two women sucking on a guy's dick nobody wants to see that no or feel that i mean it would be horrible we're experiencing it or experience it it would be terrible I understand that it would be terrible it's a horrible thing horrible thing but I told him I said no I won't bring the camera I don't bring the camera to parties because people there are people there that want privacy and they want to make sure that their privacy maintains privacy so I said it's something we can arrange outside of there but I'm not going to do it at a party well there you go so and not to mention you know i don't want i'll eat up all my videotape shooting fucking not videotape but memory card shooting up fucking steven trying to fuck crack a dawn not to mention you'll be too busy shooting to actually be doing what you need to do to these ladies. And that's what they came there for. I don't know about that. Oh, that's not. Come on. You know that they're going to be right at the door waiting for you to come in. And then, you know, the one lady with the big boobs are pierced. Oh, I know. She's going to be right there. You told me. I'm looking forward to playing with her. Oh, yeah. She's great. She's dynamite. She is dynamite you know it's she's that wallflower you know that like unfortunately for whatever reason no one looks to play with her because she's she is that wallflower like if you're not outgoing outgoing people tend to i'll use the word overlook but that's probably not the right word people will tend to overlook you like either A well maybe you're not interested or whatever the reason is but so you you reached out and you just like grabbed you you're gonna we're doing this so that's good I did as many as I could in the time frame I was allowed I hope we can get there in time I don't know if I can get off work in time I'm gonna try I'm gonna pick you up and go from there will that work yeah okay yeah because it doesn't start till eight you get down at seven it's only 45 minute ride we're there oh cool i'll just bring everything to work then yeah my aunt might have a question of why i'm wearing let's not talk about that that could be an interesting conversation i'm glad you won't remember anything so yeah so steven's going to come out here and It has some wild, between bourbon, cigars, and pussy.
Speaker2: Yeah, once he gets over the jet lag he'll be ready to go he's he's gonna be looking to get a fucking job with the local wawa it's like fuck that man if i can have all this i'm selling coffee fuck it i'll make hoagies fuck it yeah he's gonna give up his job to make hoagies hey you know what i had a choice between like i mean nothing doesn't have a great you know job and everything else so to speak i mean you almost got killed a couple times but sit there and go wait wait i could like have sex with lots of beautiful women hang out with vincebon, smoke cigars. Have more sex with beautiful women. Have more sex, smoke more cigars, drink more bourbon. Yeah, I'll make hoagies. Of course, I think coming from Utah, he's going to go, what the fuck's a hoagie? Oh, you know what? It's west coast it's an east coast thing it's especially a pennsylvania thing yeah so those who don't know go to wawa.com look it up um well aren't subs and hoagies the same thing it depends you know some people subs are when they put in the oven and melt cheese i thought those were grinders i don't know but in this our area, that's a grinder if they melt the cheese.
Speaker1: If they melt the cheese. But there are some areas of the country that a grinder is just what we call a hoagie. It's a sandwich on a long roll. I don't know what you want to call it. I don't know either.
Speaker2: It's all.
Speaker1: It's like, why is it soda one place and pop another place?
Speaker2: I don't know. You know?
Speaker1: Why is it rape one place and consensual another? I don't know.'s that's out there just going by yeah why is one woman like mace and the other one hot pepper spray i don't know i don't know you know can't we agree on one fucking spray can't we agree on one name for a long sandwich on a long roll of some sort or Or sodas or drinks or whatever the fuck you want to call it? Yeah, soft drinks. In Pennsylvania, why is it water? In other countries, in other states, in Pennsylvania, it's water. No, that's Philadelphia. It's water. And why is it in other states, it's water? I don't know. Philly has their own way of speaking. Well, all parts of the country do. You know, and Texas. I miss Texas.
Speaker2: Aw.
Speaker1: I was there for a week. The food was off the hook. Yeah, that's what you said. The Mexican and the barbecue are the shit. I have heard that. I'm sorry, hon. Maybe we'll take a trip down there sometime.
Speaker2: Yeah, sometime.
Speaker1: Anyway, I'm just hungry. Maybe that's what it is sorry so anyway alright I want to thank everyone for listening and again I challenge you to find one or two people that might want to listen to the show yeah I'm I'm more excited to do my hot it's kind of a hot date anyway with my mystery man so I can come back and talk about it. That'll be Sunday night's live show. Oh, I hope it happens. Hopefully, hopefully that'll happen. Oh, my God, that'll be so much fun. I'm supposed to know tomorrow or the next day, you know, well, by Friday I'll know whether Sunday's going to happen. I might just practice wearing my blindfold, yeah, just walk around the house. Especially when you drive, yeah, that's good. i think it's a great idea i think you should oh absolutely yes i want to see me right that's the whole point that's what i thought all right um i get the hint pitch so anyway i want to thank you everyone for listening and we will talk to you what do you guys say goodbye it show? Oh, yeah, okay. Well, everybody have a great night.