My New Anal Toy Review

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my hot wife podcast. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn and welcome to Hot Wife Podcast. I'm waiting for my husband to give me some banjo. No, no comment. I was waiting for that. Well, I was teasing him that he should have a hot husband podcast. No, you were teasing me. You said you couldn't have a hot husband podcast. I did not. You said I should have a fat husband podcast. I never said that.

To my were not my words that i heard exactly right between the lines god he's quick isn't he god damn i can't get a zing and edge wise too many years with you yeah i guess that's what it is well well trained Yes but not the way I God damn you I was just going to say that Not the way I won Damn it. Well, wait. Let's think about this. You get to have sex with pretty much anybody you want. So do you. Yeah, but they aren't lining up like they are for you. They're not lining up. Well, if they show up. Well, yeah. One guy got, quote, sick today. I don't know. He might have gotten cold feet.

Yeah, that's his illness. Cold feet. Doesn't want to be in front of the camera. And we had a lot of rain here, and the other guy was like, his basement got flooded. By the time you hear this podcast, it will be several weeks after. This is the hurricane just hit Florida. Yeah, Ida. No, I'm sorry, Ivan. Sorry, Ida. I don't know, it's one of those eyes. One of those eyes. So we're here in Pennsylvania, so we only got a lot of rain. We didn't get all those. And again, our prayers go out to everybody in Florida. Yeah, that's terrible, man. Even in the Caribbean and all that stuff.

Again, support the Florida State has their own donation system. Yeah, I'm sure they do. Go there so you don't get scammed by somebody. And donate to that and help them. Yeah, we've been lucky. The waters will flood our streams and stuff. They'll go, but it's pretty minimal. So we're lucky. Yeah, we live on a hill. Didn't help us during Ida. Nothing helped anybody during Ida. That was terrible. It was a different story. Anyway, so today's show. Yes. Tonight's show. Yes. This show, whatever the fuck you want to call it. I went on adamandeve.com, I guess.

I don't know if it's that or what it's it's the adam and eve toy store yeah a great source for toys and all sorts of things your sexual needs that are non-human okay rubber related well whatever you know if you're into bondage they have You know, if you want lotions, you want books, you want videos, they have a lot of stuff. But my wonderful husband found me these vibrating anal, would you still call them beads? What do they call them? Well, they were modeled after beads. Oh, bumpy bead set. There you go. That's a bumpy bead set. And this set was around $35, somewhere in that area.

Yeah, that's pretty good. I thought it was a good deal.

you know it's a bumpy bead and this set was around 35 dollars somewhere in that area yeah that's pretty pretty good i thought it was a good deal you know it's got a lot of versatility to it it's got like a little vibrator apparently yeah the little sorry let's go on this side has a little vibrate in here it has a you put your triple a battery in there and it goes through these holes and makes them vibrate yeah but if you don't want it to vibrate you can still use them without that i'm sure you could just put your fingers through the hole and just yeah hold on to it i don't i don't think it'll get lost up there i've heard horror stories wait you haven't seen the backside yet all right is that a horror story, too?

Oh, he's so full of love, isn't he? You know, I try to do it again. Is that a horror story, too? Oh, he's so full of love, isn't he? You know, I try to do it again. So I guess I should unbox it. So what are... Okay. So is this going to be a toy that you're going to use solo or mostly with somebody? Like in prep for somebody? Oh, yeah, maybe in prep for somebody, but definitely more solo. Unless I trust somebody to grab a hold of it and help me out a little bit, but I don't see this being a shared toy. I don't know. I don't know. I guess we'll find out. Let me see how much it vibrates.

Well, that would be the first thing I would test is just the vibrator on itself. I did all had to when i put the batteries in well but did you put it on your pussy no well i just felt it i'm like oh it goes through a bunch of different because you know it's going to lose something wow and then again your favorite where they have 60 fucking no they only like a half dozen yeah just a four oh five six okay there's like six six okay so you just went the first one now we gotta go through the whole fucking cycle thanks okay put the toy put the toy down. Yes, dear. Oh, my gosh.

Of course, I'm a goddamn kid. Same size as one. So now that's a little more aggressive, I would take. It's smaller lengthwise. That's a pretty big bead there, isn't it? You think? To me, my asshole it is, yeah. Yeah, let's try it on you, shall we? No, we're not doing that. No one wants to see it, nor do I want to feel it. Oh, come on, Neil, so pleasant. For you, baby, and other people, sure. I'll start with this, you know, but. It's up to you. Well, show, let's see what the three different ones are, so we can. Well, the box kind of defined them as this one, too.

You know, according to most cereal boxes boxes it's good for you too 75 grams of fucking sugar well now that last one you just brought up doesn't seem to be the challenge for you other than depth yeah the length of it sure it's the weird thing about anal i'm oops sorry i'm finding out it's like yeah i know like uh when i'm with with guys with longer cocks and they're hitting my cervix, if I do them anally, I have a whole lot more colon. Take them anally. Take them anally. I have a whole lot more colon than I do vagina. So it's actually easier. Does that make it? Less painful?

Yeah, less uncomfortable. I won't say painful. They come to you with length and girth. Yeah, that's a, bets are off. All bets are off, for sure. Thanks for playing. We'll see you another time. I don't think so. Come back when my ass is used to anal for us 10 years. I mean, yeah, well, whatever.

Because in all fairness, you've really only been doing anal let's say what six months eight months no we did anal we first got together i'm talking on a regular basis oh yeah in the for like a regular regular basis yes i guess the last six months has been really well it's been feeling better that's why for a while there wasn't initially when you first started shooting in 2009 okay you did a little anal but only with one guy and he wasn't that big a guy yeah that's true there's only one guy that had anal with you the weird thing about anal i we don't i don't know if we really touch upon this when we did the the podcast with easing into anal the the sensation between a toy that's like that basic cigar metal cigar cases i used to love doing anal with them because they were smooth and cold a human dick is hot and well lumpy and has a lot more you know what i'm saying that's how we like i'm lumpy well they're not smooth okay they're not hey baby i got a lumpy cock for you you might want to see a doctor about that well it's like they have more you know those veins it just wasn't as comfortable as that smooth metallic it was actually it was cigar case tube.

So I could slide that in my ass pretty easily, where a dick was like, eh, not so much. Because it was. Well, cigar tubes aren't as big as the average penis. No, but even the larger ones would slide in easier than a. Bigger cigars don't come in tubes. In tubes. Good cigars don't come in tubes. Gift wrapping paper comes come gift wrapping paper comes in bigger tubes oh yes it does okay i it but the smoothness and everything the center role of carpet is a bigger tube that's not sticking to my ass either so this show oh thank you surprise your next show oh yeah, heart, you are.

Hey, you know, we're aiming to gain ratings. And my ass is going to pay the price. Thank you. Hey, we do want to say thank you. The numbers are, again, continually growing. So I want to thank everyone for that. Yes, thank you. I'm like, we're just here busting on each other. We're surprised we had two people listening to us. Yeah, we just bust on each other constantly.

It's we do and yeah we're not on there that's for sure it's people who have met us and do us in the show they're like wow this is the show when you guys aren't even on air it's like kind of yeah the last playmate we had over he goes god i feel like i'm on the show with you guys. I'm like, yeah, this is pretty much... It's kind of like how it always is. Our life is this podcast. That's the scary truth. So no, we want to thank everyone for listening, and the new people listening, welcome. And thank you again.

And again, we encourage you, if you could do us the favor, not asking for money or anything else, but if you're listening to us like on Apple Podcasts or whatever platform, give us a like for the shows. Hopefully you like the show at least not saying you have to you know do anything more than just pop a like and subscribe doesn't cost you anything to subscribe yeah that's nice one shows a lot of followers and it just helps us get higher ratings so we can gain more. Yeah, that's always good. So we appreciate that. I did not, well, I didn't bring my lube over. Well, you can go get your lube.

Yeah, I may not need it because I'm always hot. Yeah, okay, we'll go with that. So I won't make funny while you're not on air. So anyway, what a fucking bitch. She is such a... love you, honey. What'd you say, dear? I was just telling everybody how much I love you. Oh God. I'm going to use one of your lines. You're so full of shit, your eyebrows stink. There you go. So, you're putting a little mayonnaise on something. What the fuck is that? It's just a little squ on something? What the fuck is that? It's just a little squirt bottle that I have some of my favorite lube in. Okay.

It's like something I use on the grill to put oil down on the grill and stuff. Surprise, surprise. It's the same bottle. That's okay. You're not cooking your food with it? It's your food I'm cooking now. I don't think... I've tasted this before somewhere. It tastes so familiar. So you're putting me... It's snug. You know what I'm... I should really... Damn it, Donna. It's tighter than a fucking... Shut up. I don't need your guff. I don't need the guff. God, it's tighter than a virgin's pussy. I actually put lube on it.

That was so many fucking years ago, you wouldn't remember what the fuck that is. Jesus Christ. I don't have to remember, but look, I put lube on the little vibrator so it actually goes into the hole more easily. That's the concept of lube.

Yeah, but this's for this is for the human body this is not for this is not it's to help a shaft get in a hole oh ding yes but this is hey let's look at corn parts they lube axles and shit why i'm still not gonna put that in my pussy douchebag this week okay stop it good golly day I don't need you know I didn't sign up I'm not going to put that in my pussy, douchebag. This week. Okay. Stop it. Good golly day. I don't need. You know, I didn't sign up for this abuse. I did not sign up for this abuse. The marriage license says you did. That was one of our vows, actually, you know. To abuse.

Degrade, abuse, and heckle. To humiliate. Humiliate during every. I was like, do yes i hear yes i will i will i do so um i'm just gonna i don't think this is gonna be much of a challenge for me sorry oh i'll act surprised oh you know what you are a bigger asshole than i am so this so this should fit easily vibrator goes across horizontally to stop it from all getting sucked in that's true it's like you know they did an old joke you know i'm gonna strap a board in your ass it does should we put a bungee cord on the it could get lost. Go ahead. Anyway, so.

Wait, I am about to put this in my butt. Tuckus. My tuckus. Tuckus. This is a tuckus vibrator. Let me just move that out of the way. Okay. All right.

Oh, come on all right so okay you're going straight on this way or you're going to do a butt shot this way you can hit at least get to the microphone yeah i think so okay so we'll get the front shot of the cooter and it took us yeah it's one click you got to move the microphone back so we can hear my moon did you hear that squeak is that you or the microphone you're not getting any younger you know none of us are hey wait a minute none of us are okay that, wait a minute. None of us are. Oh, okay. I was very slippery. Why? Next show, we're going to talk about lubes and the purpose.

Apparently, you're clueless. No, I didn't. Oh, yes, we've been drinking. There you go. Okay. So now, actually, I bet you if you'd spin that 180 degrees. Well, my butt cheeks are in the way. Like that away? No, 180. It was 90, dear. Oh, they're 180. See, now you can use that little vibrator on your clit, too. It's not long enough, but it's close. Okay, well, if you push it through a little further, you could. Honey, it's all the way in my butt. All right, I'm just saying, maybe. Okay. Does it hit your clit if you stick it in your butt? Nothing hits my clit. I don't have a clit.

I know some of these people out there think I can get pregnant. I don't have a clit. I know some of these people out there think I can get pregnant. I may look pregnant, but I'm not. He's working on that, though. Okay. As much as I want, you fuck me. I'm not getting pregnant. And I do fuck him quite frequently. Over. Well, that's true. Okay, so let's get back to the toy. You know, it feels good, but it's at the very, very front of my... All right. Tuckus. At the front of the tuckus. Front of my tuckus. Tuckus. So, yeah, there's not a whole lot going on there. Okay.

It feels like, you know, buzz guess if you're a beginner you don't do you think that might uh be more for a guy's pleasure if he was fucking you yeah i mean oh yeah if i stick my finger in there i can definitely feel a vibration so if you're doing like well but again depends how big the guy is oh yeah yeah like in my finger I can definitely feel it yeah a guy would definitely feel that the shorter of the three is nice is acceptable now if you're using a vibrator in conjunction with that would that be I don't know I don't have another vibrator down here I'm surprised maybe one of the drawers I kind of stashed them around here yeah it's fine yeah the hid repair guy came the other day yeah I had a quick I one of the drawers.

I kind of stashed them around here. Yeah, it's fine, yeah. The hid repair guy came the other day. Yeah, I had to quick check all my toys and put them in drawers and stuff. Okay, so that one's okay. Yeah, it's not bad. Oh, jeez, I have to go through the whole thing again. Oh, boy. I don't want to. All right, there, now it's all. I don't know why I drink. Honey, there's so many other reasons why you drink. I don't need a reason, actually. I just do enjoy it. Tonight's show being brought to you. No, it's not being brought to us by Jameson, but I'm drinking Jameson.

I'm actually drinking the Jameson Stout Edition tonight. Oh, that might be kind of good. The stout is of interest to me. All Jameson is good. Oh, now? This one is. Now you think it's all good. Well, I'm sorry. We had to go to Ireland to appreciate it. Oh, well, geez. That wasn't. I went there. I learned how to drink it. Yes, you did. I drank the Irish one. Yes, you did. He's not a lush, I swear. He's not an alcoholic. I'm trying. I'm working towards it. Okay, so now this is the medium-sized one. Yeah, I think this one's going to be the one I like the most. This is like a 3D Little Bears thing?

Yeah. This one's too small. I think this one will be just right, so I should have probably. You think so? Yeah, I think the other one, I think it's just going to be too long and too invasive. Okay, let's find out. Oh, oh, it's in. Oh, the ball's a little bit big. Oh, there we go. There we go. The bigger ball will hold it in there. Yeah, it does. Okay. There we go. All right. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, I guess if I'm doing stuff, it's nice.

It kind of like stays in there what if i wiggle around will it fall out can i see now the downside i'm seeing of this toy right is like the the other toy you had that died had a little handle on it as the batteries went in so like this toy with that little thing if you wanted to use these while a guy was fucking you and your pussy it would be in the way it would get in the way yeah yeah sorry so this is basically a solo toy now that i'm thinking about it yeah i'm thinking that too because you're right this the vibrator part will now if the guy wanted to put his finger in that loop and and slide it in and out while he while he's fucking you well his finger have to be pretty small because my finger fits in there and I have tiny fingers.

Well, he can even hold on to it then. Yeah, don't have any. He's got a handle of sorts. He could put it between two fingers. Yeah, he could. Yeah, he could. Okay, so you could. Or she could. He, she, it, then. Whatever. Whatever they identify as. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I kind of like that. That's kind of nice. Yeah, that's kind of nice. And especially with the clitoral stimulation, I'd be like, ooh. Yeah, that would be nice. Okay. Mm-hmm. I mean, you're getting the vibrations through the toy from that little rubber? Oh, yeah, absolutely. It's enough? Okay. Yes.

We're trying to do a review on this toy. I think if I was a... Yeah, like you can feel more vibration a little deeper. So, like if I had a dick in my pussy you know, type of a thing. I'd be like... That's in your mouth, dog. You're awful. Yeah, that one. Yeah, that one like holds it in. That bigger one. That might be the purpose. I don't know. Now, is the longer one, is the ball on the bottom of that one as big as? I don't know. I guess I'll find out in a minute. No. Mm-mm. Okay. It's just counting on the pure length of it. Yeah. And it's not drastically longer.

No, it's not drastically longer. But I guess they don't want it going up to your heart and massaging the back of your heart either. I guess not. Okay, now we're going for the longest of the three. Yeah, but the balls are much smaller. I mean, the ball is as small as... Oops.

you know it's it's small as the smallest ball yeah all the way down well i don't know okay i'm sliding it in it's going in okay it's not that long jesus well i can't get the last ball in no last ball is i guess if i stood up i could no but i'm sitting or if you're probably in a doggy style yeah doggy style okay that's kind of nice too um yeah this one does it it it's a little bit too long for me let me be obviously like standing up or whatever it whatever. It might be better. Okay. Because I had that last. So the middle one was the ideal one for you? Yeah, the middle ball was. For you?

Yeah, for me. It was definitely. I figured it would be because it's just long enough, and then you have that ball that holds it in, which is kind of nice. Okay, so here's a little test for you. Okay, a little test. Take the middle one. Is it clean enough that you could put it in your pussy? Oh. Let's see. If you put that vibrator, extend it through, put it in that one and the other one. Oh, do you think I could do that? That's what I'm asking you. I don't know. You asked me to do gymnastics here. Well, you know. I don't know who Jim is. Sorry, I was trying to push them together.

I was trying to. Shut up. I was trying to push them together. You didn't say anything. You gave me a look like, oh, dear God, you did it again. That's fine. Oh, yeah, it could go into both holes. See? Aren't you clever? It's pretty good. I mean... Yeah, that's... So it is more than just an anal toy, technically.

Yeah, it could be used for your so you could do both holes you you could i mean it's not ideal it's not as i guess in a pinch it's not a bad thing a pinch that's like well i want you know i don't have a other toy handy but this can definitely do both okay you know and if you have like something for your clit then you'd have like woohoo yeah well if you had a regular vibrator just on my clit and then you'd have one ball in my pussy and the other one in my ass you'd be rattling the shit out of that thing wouldn't you yeah I can't bend to I can't like lean forward because it's like oh the balls are in my ass the balls are in my ass Ha, ha, oh, the balls are in my ass.

The balls are in my ass. It's like, of course, you've never done this, but I had a butt plug with this metal butt plug. I definitely never did that. And if you sit the wrong way, it's like, oh, I can feel that now. That's what this is like. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my. Yeah.

Oh my goodness oh oh my yeah oh oh oh yeah the thing with balls is you don't you don't want to like slide them in and slide them out you just want like kind of the balls are just like i i think feel better if you just keep them in well everybody's different yeah and everybody's different but like just like sliding them in and out it's like oh you select your old anal beads in and out a little bit slowly slowly like you can't like yeah i'm not trying to start the lawnmower no i'm not trying don't do that oh it has a lot of possibilities i can yeah this one i I couldn't do that. Ah.

It has a lot of possibilities. I can, yeah, this one I couldn't, I couldn't quite get that last ball in. Mm-hmm, that's all right. Again, it might just be your position because you're, the way you're sitting. Yeah, I'm sitting. Yeah, if you were like doggy style or something. Yeah, that might work a lot better. Yeah. Oh, that's interesting.

You could stick two of them on and just you know I didn't think about that apparently I did I was too busy thinking about oh I was certainly not going to get lost in my ass okay well now do you think that little vibrator on itself could make yourself cum oh like without anything on it yeah oh or if you put one of the beads put one of the beads in your ass in my ass and then just use a vibrator on your pussy We'll be right back. Or if you put one of the beads in your ass. In my ass? And then just use a vibrator on your pussy. Again, you want me to jump through gymnastics here? Well, you know.

Put one in your ass and then, what is this, twister? Okay. Flap your arms, cluck like a chicken. Stand on your left foot. I don't think I could do that. Pinkies out. Oh, that's pretty good. I wish it was a little bit stronger on my pussy but for my ass well if you put it on constant it is on constant i saw you it's pulsing okay why would i lie because it's all you do to me that's true yeah that's i wish it was a little stronger for my clip but it's a tiny little. Well, it's a tiny little thing. It is a tiny little thing. It's not bad, though.

Yeah, they can't put the 6,000-horsepower motor in that thing for you. The Honda generator, please. Or the jackhammer, air compressor. I think I'm coming The engine's off the fucking Tomcat The Tom Cruise flew The original Tomcat That's not bad though I mean the engines off the fucking tomcat the tom cruise flew the original tomcat that's not bad though i mean all right so let's look at it as it's some ratings on let's get one to ten how would you rate it as far as something if for people who are really into anal how much do you think they would enjoy that toy?

I think it would be at least a seven. Okay. Fair enough. It's got a lot of potential. I can answer that. I can't. For me, I think it's a great additional toy. Okay. Better as an individual toy or as a couple toy? And by that, I mean, not necessarily the husband taking it in his ass.

He could he could i don't care what i'm saying is something like a couple could use is it would it be more ideal for an individual or someone as a couple's toy i was thinking more individual okay i'm i'm asking you because it doesn't have a lot of well i said like putting the vibrator across that, making the T kind of cock blocks you. Yeah, it kind of does. It kind of does. But now, if a guy or girl, whoever... If you turn it this way... Is using it, like, let's say, well, if I was eating your pussy and I put that in your ass, now it's helpful.

Yeah,'s helpful okay so yeah i mean it does have definitely has possibilities just to think outside the box as it were but there's no like you know they don't really show you like how to use it well there's no step by step i think those things usually say meant as novelty yeah usually no seriously some of those toys they say somewhere on the box will use as a novelty where they'll say not to be inserted. Delight your back door with three bumpy buttons. Usually, no, seriously, some of those toys, they say somewhere on the box they'll say to use as a novelty or they'll say not to be inserted.

To light your back door with three bumpy vibrating anal plugs. Some of the original vibrators said meant as a novelty, not for internal use. Yeah, I know, I know. I remember reading that. What you're doing is your business. They just had to cover their ass, you know. Yeah, exactly, because it's like ridiculous, but.

Okay, so on a scale of one to ten for 35 dollars do you what do you think as far um as a value oh yeah it's pretty good is it worth 35 bucks sure sure i mean i um i mean the vibrator is pretty strong i mean if it was just a teeny bit stronger against the size yeah you know they don't have a like a normal size vibrator between your thighs going horizontally or whatever but i mean it's a maybe for me it's a teeny bit underpowered but i think if you have some clitoral stimulation or vaginal stimulation in addition to this i think it's a home run well now you could technically okay put one of those in you take one of your normal vibrators and put it on there it's going to do the same thing sure it's going to translate that transfer that vibration up that shaft so right you know you could even leave that vibrator in there let put the one on top of that one yeah exactly the hardness that will you know it will dissipate it up yeah that's true but um yeah it's um i what i like about these is like they're they're flexible but they're not semi-rigid yeah they're semi-rigid but not not too flimsy okay like i have those balls that i i can't get them in my ass because they're so so kick polish no kick polish a word?

Well, the size of his balls are just huge for kickball. No, no, they're really not. Are you talking two different things? Yeah. They're also very flimsy. Maybe because I used them so much. I don't know. I could never. I don't know what you're talking about. It was right over there. It's probably in the drawer. Don't worry about it.

that can do a comparison but yeah i like these these because well maybe because they're new they're a little more a little more rigid they're different yeah uh compound so scale one to ten okay what do you think um how would you rate that as a recommendation people on scale one to of one to ten? If you're a beginner for anal. Well, if you're into anal. If you're into anal, you might want to kick it up a notch. I think this is better more for like a beginner. Okay. Like someone who doesn't do a lot. Training? Training, yeah. I mean, I'm still, I consider myself more of a novice.

I don't do anal that much, do I? Do I? More and more. Well, more and more. Yeah, sometimes it's just easier. But, you know, so. Hey, I'm not naked. Should I be naked? It's up to you. I'm not. You pay me not to. I never said that. No, you have, just off air.

I pay you to be clotheded i pay you 500 hours a month to keep your keep your clothes on oh stop i never i never said that to him don't even don't use it writing oh yeah i mean i want to have it i had it notarized and i put it stamped notary said yeah i can understand no i think this is for something like more of a novice they're not okay a lot of anal we're someone who's not necessarily novice but not a regular not a regular anal type person right you don't get anal every day okay you don't do anal every day okay i buy that yeah i mean if you're like in the occasional, geez, my butt really needs something in it, this is ideal.

Never thought I've ever had. That is, honestly, there's never been a moment in my life I could say, yeah, I need something in my ass. I really want to have something in my ass. This is the toy for you. Yeah. Nope. Nope. Never been drunk enough?

An Anheuser-user bush doesn't make enough alcohol that's not alcohol that's true you got that right no that's never in my life hey those people who wake up on a regular basis like i need something my ass god bless you have fun with that for me it's usually something that i have to be at a certain level of excitement and then it's like oh yeah now the whole anal play comes in i just can't wake up like yep just shove that right in my ass because it's not not going to be there like your head has to be there you have to be in that mental game my head in your ass oh i've had your head in my ass no it's been near it hasn't been in it yeah it's been i got a big fucking head well okay maybe it's your tongue is in my ass but your head's like right there yeah i don't know as i said all right so overall scale one to ten oh just turned it on well that could be a downsize here it turns on like really easy plopped it down, like, oh, because of the buttons.

It's not really a toy and carrying your purse. Oh, yeah, that's... You have a small purse. That's going to be the downside. All right, I'll take that down to a three then. No. I'm like, kidding. No, so what you've shown and everything else, if someone is interested in trying anal getting trying to get ready for anal trying to yes this is i this is curiosity about yes and this is a good one because like you do have three different sizes like if you look at this long and be like oh no fucking way but it's like oh yeah that that the shorter one, yeah, I can definitely tease my asshole with this.

But if this feels good, then this ball. See, I would see the longer one for someone who's a novice starting with the longest one because it's got smaller balls on it. The balls are smaller, but it goes into it. But you don't have to put it all the way in. That's true, too. Where I'm saying, like the small one, it's got that bigger and then also and it just goes you know you know yeah yeah i can so and in the media one goes that's why i like this one because yeah but you're an experienced asshole that was not a freudian slip folks that was not a Freudian slip.

I tried to make it sound like it wasn't. Yeah, it wasn't. Yeah, I do like the middle bear one. What I'm saying is, so I would think somebody who's interested in trying to get into it, that's a smaller, yeah, you don't have to ram it all the way home. I mean, you're not loading the fucking cannon here, you know? What? Huh? We're not? Oh, shit. Hey, if you want to, knock your socks off.

Yeah, but you're right right you only have to put like the first two balls in or the first one in yeah just get used to that feeling no don't look at me like that you're not strong enough and don't have enough friends to make that fucking happen i got plenty of bullets to stop every one of you jesus you gotta go. Yeah. You're going to have to have a colonoscopy sometime, do you? Yeah, but you're not going to be there. I'm making sure that. I'm going to videotape it. It's going to make millions. Oh, my God. No one wants to see that. They're going to pay not to see that. Please, no.

Pay me a hundred bucks or you're going to watch this video. no so um sure there's been worse yeah and no one wants to see that either it's like a train wreck you just can't look i don't care whose ass it is i don't think anyone that's well no you know what the more i'm in the porn industry the more everybody's people want to see shit you go what see? Well, we did that one video. I know. I don't want to even talk about that one. Oh, come on. It's very related to this. Oh, it's right there. Go ahead. We had to do a suppository video, which was the whole thing was. We didn't have to.

The guy asked for a custom video with suppositories. And we said, sure. I said, oh, that sounds like fun. I mean, it really wasn't that bad. It really wasn't. No, no. You put me on the massage table, then you had to massage my ass and do all that. And spank it. Spank it like 40 times and then spread my ass cheeks and exclaim, oh, my God, you have hemorrhoids. And then you had to put two suppositories in it. You don't have to get into every nut and nut. Yeah, then we had to put suppositories in it. That was this guy's kink, and that's great. Yeah, I don't. That's fine.

I don't personally understand it. I don't have to understand it. Yeah, it was a little different. You know, I don't't understand feet i don't understand getting spanked feet are cute they're cute because they're not sexy i'm sorry to me i can't jerk off to feet oh no no no but i do think people jerk off to feet yes but feet can be sexy you know you jerk off to them to consider them sexy you can say oh she has sexy hair but you're No, feet aren't sexy. No, feet aren't sexy. Oh, you don't think feet are sexy? No, feet are not sexy. I think feet can be very... To me. I'm only speaking about mine.

I'm not saying in general. Maybe it's not the feet. Maybe it's like the shoes and the stockings that make the feet sexy. I'm all about legs. Well, legs go into feet, so... Let me finish it.

If the legs are wearing a nice skirt and nice heels nice heels right it all pulls together okay i'll go with that that looks sexy i'm still not jerking off to it no no i i mean i don't know i guess i'm so jaded and we've talked about this i mean we could do a whole show on being jaded um but uh sucks to be you no fucking shit uh see i'm always finding new and different things to be like oh that's interesting oh i didn't think i've never had that oh my goodness i've never done that oh there's still stuff you haven't done yeah when i got my feet flogged for the first time and had that orgasm yeah i sit there look at that and go what the i oh and then and the other time when i had the bds i think and she was raking i didn't know it was a she at the time i just assumed it was good at fingernails raking the uh my underneath part of my feet again it's my feet must be an erogenous zone for me because i'm sure that's different i can understand where stimulation on your feet are one thing, but like the visual.

We shot a video with a gentleman the other week, last week, that wanted you to give him a foot job and all this stuff. I'm sitting there scratching my head going, I don't fucking get it. I thought the visual would be very cool. Oh, I'm sure it was for people, but I don't get it. I wish my feet were more natural. I'm just thinking about, oh my God, I'm going to get an athlete's cock. No, you're not. Jesus. You're just weird. Yeah. What's your point? Athlete's cock. I don't get it. I'm just speaking for myself. I'm not saying in general. It doesn't float your boat. I get it.

It's just one of those things that I look at and go, I personally do not see the eroticism in it. I don't see the eroticism in pantyhose. Oh, no, you're going to be kidding me. No, I don't either. Stockings I get. Stockings I definitely get.

I still can't jerk off to it, but I see them sexy think they're sexy actually some pantyhose there's a weight limit though but yes they can be sexy when the fishnets have fat oozing out between the they were one size too small i can't help it i should have gotten a size medium i got a size small what i didn't know you actually picked up on that yeah they were kind of they're so tight i could have put them on my arms looks like a fishnet caught a fucking blob i i had like fishnet marks in my legs it's like one of those stretch armstrongs in the fishing net just oozes out between the fucking net those of you who don't know what Stretch Armstrong is, you have to look it up.

Wait, it wouldn't be the Stretch Armstrong. What were those toys that the kids used to have that like the glob? No, not the slime, but you'd squeeze them and the head would get real big. They were like... Remember Stretch Armstrong? You'd pull the arms. Yeah, you'd pull the arms, but he didn't like get oozy gooey. He just was like rubbery. He could stretch.

You know't know yeah but yeah okay it's like okay how about putting jello and a fish in it something now that's hot you know i'm aroused by food yeah oh anyway yeah but no i don't get that's a whole nother show is sexual things vince doesn't understand there's so many of them yeah i don't know i'm i'm a little more like i mean i've shot so much shit that i sit there and go what the oh we haven't shot that much stuff that was like that weird to you my definition weird and your definition weird i'm just i'm just going back to spanky that was probably the weirdest thing we ever shot i was one of the most uncomfortable yeah he just like he just had the camera like oh that's aimed i'm just i'm walking away i'm i'm not i'm not zooming in i know the other side of the curtain this is one camera shoot one cow i don't even what i don't even want to know looking i'm not you know yeah no that guy we could talk about that shoot we've got some time to fill sure that's an interesting shoot so at that time that is so long ago that podcasting was still podcasting we can talk about anal because there's a whole lot of anal going on there we'll get to it jesus christ i'm trying to set the picture okay okay this is why i drink i do heroin he do not seek the love of older men again he doesn't um back when we originally started doing some podcasting um it was back before technology has evolved to what it is right now we have mixing boards and all this stuff back then we did it on phones yeah you had to call in yeah to the podcasting company yeah on wireless phones or multiple phone lines so the only way doing it back then was wireless phones everybody had not cell phones not cell phones just the cordless phones right so we shot this video the one girl we were had we were actually on her show right and she was like a budding dominatrix oh yeah budding yeah no pun intended there um but she was a dominatrix of sorts on her own right outside of the podcast she was doing and it was part of the podcast network i was running yes at the time and um she one of her clients right was somebody who, again, she didn't actually have sex with these people.

No, uh-uh. Yeah, and again, it wasn't about sex, per se. Well, it wasn't about penetration and sex in the traditional realm. So this guy, he'd like to be dominated. He was blindfolded, was he? He was blindfolded. Yeah, he was dominated. Organism denial. Well, yeah. Oh, he came in a cock cage. I remember that. Yeah, it's kind of denial. It's kind of dominated. I'm sorry.

A woman puts me in a cock cage, blindfolds me, sticks a vibrator electrode up my ass, fucks me with an eight-inch dildo in my ass jerks me off so i almost come then smacks my dick and balls and goes no you're not allowed to come that's called fucking being dominated or marriage that's definitely marriage i remember doing that several times not to me Well, not the cock in your ass, but the... Cock in my ass. Orgasm denial, for sure. Well, that's just called, honey, you... No. But honey, no. Jesus Christ. Has it been six months yet? It's eight months. Is it a month ending in Z?

It's eight months. Then you got to wait another six months you guys that's six months only not a day over not a minute over i'm not that bad yeah yeah she is send help please send help you know if you're blinking your eyes i can't see you gotta be to be on my side blinking your eyes going, yeah, I need help. Stop it. Oh, he's a battered husband. Woo. 6'1", being beat up by a 4'11", little bitch. Anyway. I will have you. You will be my slave. Jesus Christ. That was poor pathetic. It was pretty pathetic. Yeah, I know. But anyway, so go on now. I set the stage, and I kind of told everything.

So tell what you guys did to this poor fuck.

Well, like Vince was saying, when we started started out and being he was being teased and he had to be in a cock cage and she denied him like taking the cock cage off until he's so she was you know absolutely ready and then i remember him being on the uh massage table and i remember like i sat on his face i at the very end at the very end but that's about the most sex we had was like me sitting on his face you sucked his dick did i suck his dick yeah that was a long time ago yeah i think i did i know you did you remember that that intimately yeah it was everything normal that could be it's like wow that's normal oh gosh he's sucking his well that part actually is erotic yeah oh wait no he's taking it in the ass now no more erotic it's over the whole electrode the whole electrode in the ass thing i was like what the fuck like she was like massaging his prostate with it or i don't know man correct me if i'm wrong it was for people who were more familiar with toys it was like one of those eggs yes those little eggs on a wire yeah it also had electrodes in it i don't that might have been a different toy there might have been several toys i do remember the egg and she had it in there and it was in there deep so like these little things would not have even phased him just saying if he can handle it like that how big was that strap on eight inch dildo was an eight inch dildo was it eight inch dildo or is what a strap on was a dildo she put in a strap in a strap on yeah generally yeah they're two separate don't ask me how i know this stuff you buy the dildo that fits the strap on yeah the strap on is just a belt of harness yeah harness belt yeah usually that comes with a appendage some do but some of them again because she has various or had she's no longer doing it to my knowledge i don't know i haven't talked to her in years um that you know so if you have various people right that you could just put in their particular toy.

That's true. So you have one guy who wants a 4-inch, one guy who wants an 8-inch, one guy who wants the fucking punch me in the back of my throat. And again, you're also talking, we're doing poop shoot stuff here.

So yeah, there's a cleanliness thing i said she cleaned him but i'm still yeah you might not necessarily want somebody else's anal toy in your ass i i can understand that actually yeah that makes sense that makes sense i because i know i had a i had a um a strap on at the time and the appendage of the penis i went to was actually wasn't the right shape or right size or too long or too big or i don't know what happened to it but i had another one i'd like the size of but it didn't fit in there because it actually had balls to it was one of those suction cup ones so i'd actually and this sounds terrible i had to cut the balls off if it hits it.

Yeah, you're good at that. Yes, I am. Right away. I used to have a deep voice. Not anymore. Don't go to sleep around her. What was the name of that woman? Lorena Bobbitt. Oh, Lorena Bobbitt. Yeah, there we go. She cut your dick off. I knew where you were going.

Yeah, I knew where i was going with that damn i would never do that dear we actually were just talking about that the other day at work oh were you and i actually had told the joke that the one but the boss had heard it but yeah some of the other people had never had but the lorraine of bobbit you know had already cut his penis off right driving down the road right and she takes the penis and she throws it out the window and all of a sudden the car behind her has these two old women uh and all of a sudden on the windshield and the one woman's like oh my god she's like wow bugs are getting big the other woman goes yeah did you see the size of a cock on that thing actually when i was dancing one of the the bars that they uh uh john wayne bobbit actually came in and did a he was he was one of the guest performers there how lucky is that fucking guy oh he gets his dick cut off it's so back on it works yeah and then he does porn and and the whole thing was was like john wayne bobbit the uncut version it was like or something like that it was like whatever yeah it was the uncut version before it was cut off that's true but you know whatever he made a whole big lucky man yeah and he was he was a good looking guy i mean he was all right kind of well i met him he was attractive yeah okay he wasn't a bad looking guy let's put it that way he was wonder what he's doing these days.

I have no idea. But that's, you know, you get your dick cut off so back on, it works. My point is, I guess, what that is. They took a little bit off. These guys. So he must have been like. But the thing is, these guys are nobody. They reach complete fame, worldwide fame for that.

Goes into porn and then disappears so i mean am i gonna go to like the local pep boys and you know it might be something like you know that all sudden the uh you know fucking tire manager is john you know mr bobbitt you know hey hey well maybe it wasn't his liking maybe he's still doing i don't know i don't know that's I'm saying, I don't know. We should look into hey. Hey. Well, maybe it wasn't his liking. Maybe he's still doing it. I don't know. I don't know. That's what I'm saying. I don't know. We should look into it. I don't really want to. He seemed like a nice enough guy.

He was very pleasant to us dancers. I have no doubt that he's a decent human being. And I'm sure, you know, those two apparently had some issues. And he was supposedly, I cannot prove it. But I think she cut his penis off because he was supposedly violent towards her? Oh, I thought he was cheating on her. I thought he was just cheating on her. I don't remember. So I'm not going to speak out of turn. I don't know. I just thought he was just cheating on her. He might have been. It could have been that. It could have been he was... That's what the lifestyle is all about, folks. Yeah.

That's what the what the lifestyle is all about of course you have both people have to be on board with it but if my husband wants to go out and have some fun with another woman all he has to do is like hey i'm gonna have fun with so-and-so and i'll be like go for it then i have to say can i have 150 bucks i'm like what kind of fun are you going to have? The only kind this woman will have is $150. It's for $150. Can't you find a free one? I married her. Oh, no. No. If you talk to him, like, God damn, I didn't think you'd cost that much. Damn, why are we going to be this expensive?

I would have stayed single. So you were listening. Hell yeah. To that I was. Did it snow that day? It must have. It must have. But yeah, that was... Yeah, so that shoot, so to speak, the podcast and shoot. It was an interesting video to watch. Yeah, I mean, I just got out of therapy six months ago for that one. Yeah, now you're going to have to go back in again. I guess I'm going back tomorrow. Fuck. Sorry. I'll be up screaming in the middle of the night. Oh, no. God, why do people do that? Why do you want to cage penises? I'm all about cage-free penises. Free-range penises.

Free-range penises. I don't know. Oh, no. God, why do people do that? Why do you want to cage penises? I'm all about cage-free penises. Free-range penis. Free-range penis. I think you should make a sign. You need to go on. Set my penis free. Set my penis free. No caging penises. I think I smell a T-shirt coming. I think so, too.

i'll wear it with pride yeah all penises should be free all right so yeah we're oh wow 52 minutes into it holy cow so i just wanted to talk about the toy that's all i wanted to do most of the show with the toy no i didn't yeah you had 40 minutes with that really wow i i didn't think there was that much to talk about. I think it's fun. I think I've had a lot more fun with it than with a partner, maybe. Just saying. Well, we'll have to find out. I'm sure we will. So, again, I should have mentioned this earlier, and I didn't. So, please check out hotwifedonnalyn.com.

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I mean, if you're hanging here. We can't believe when people actually listen to us and we don't listen to us. I listen to one. You say something? Fuck you. Fuck you. Just saying. Just saying. I'm just saying that, mister. Where's your love? Yeah, where is the love? I'm telling you, where is the love? Well, he canceled for tonight. So anyway. All right, folks. I want to say thank you again. And check out, what's the magazine? Oh, Habit Magazine. Habitmagazine.com. Show them some love. Check out Adam and Eve.

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