Monogamy vs Polygamy - 1 yr Anniversary of the show!

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. Donna! Donna! Welcome, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my hot white podcast and yes you can see my smart ass husband ben's is already doing his shenanigans okay as you understand that this is my smart ass husband doing his shenanigans not wonderful today no you're smart ass tonight sorry-ass tonight. Sorry, dear. That's better. I feel more comfortable with that title. Yeah, I'm sure you would. You know. Oh, dear. Okay, starting it already. Okay. Yeah, we did. We hit start and we're recording. I see that.

It started already, yeah. All right, so tonight's topic is? Monogamy versus polygamy or swing lifestyle. Yeah. Normal relationship versus a swing relationship. I just said that. Well, some people might not be smart like you. It might be dumb like me. Polygamy and maldigami. Whatever the folding paper shit is. I don't know. Folding paper shit.

When I say it was polygamy, he goes, not that poly thing i'm like no you mean polyamorous which is a totally different thing polyamorous or two there's polys in there i get it but is my dick getting sucked that's all i care about yeah it's like most men i don't care about what's going on with my dick my dick getting getting wet somehow? That's all I care about. Somehow? That opens up things to me. Yeah, living back to have a big time. So, yeah, obviously everyone knows the monogamous thing.

That's, you know, you marry somebody and that's all you're with for the rest of your life yes that's what you know you're that's the traditional yeah and there's nothing wrong with that let's preface this by saying there's nothing for people nothing wrong for people who want to practice that lifestyle that's great that's you know um like you know my friend that we've talked about numerous times he has he practiced well lifestyle that's great that's you know um like you know my friend um that we've talked about numerous times he has uh he practiced well his wife practices that he doesn't want to practice that no he doesn't um well actually i was brought up that way too you're with one person one person at a time but who brings your kids up going now listen when you grow up you're gonna fuck everybody you can.

No. You're going to be like you're going to be with one person but you know you're going to want to be with other people and i'm not saying no one even said that to me growing up no nobody ever said that to me growing up they actually said to me you know no one's going to want to be with you oh come on another story uh yeah You know. I'm with you. What am I, nothing? An alcoholic. True. Thank you. Oh, God. Crazy. An alcoholic. Blind. Anything else? Serving community service. Okay, let's go with that. But anyway, so for those who, again, we're not bashing monogamy, whatever game you're playing.

I want to be the little dog. I don't like being the car. I want to be the dog. You just like doggy style. Oh, that kind of, okay. But so, you know, we had an experience today with a couple. Yes. That is, she, they just started, we'll call it dating. Yes. She has more recently, since August, been exposed to the swinging lifestyle. Yes, and her partner was a school chum of mine from junior high. Yeah. When Vince found him on the website. Did you find him? No, no. He found us. Oh, he found us. And sent us a message. Okay. You know, and then, yeah.

Now, it's funny because he had pictures on his phone. He said, remember this, Donna? This is from the reunion at high school. And I'm like, I don't even remember that picture taken. Was I that high? Again, alcohol. Yeah, there must have been alcohol in Bob's. And then he brought some other things. I'm like, buddy, I don't remember this. Jeez Louise, how high was I in high school? Yes, I was high in high school. So let's just leave it go at that. But yeah, it was fun seeing somebody from high school. That adds another interesting.

He even told you about some things that happened in high school that you don't even remember? Well, no, the fact that he's in the lifestyle, I thought that was pretty intriguing. Oh, I'm talking about him, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Again, he was somebody, according to you, that. Very mild-mannered. Like one of the last people you guessed that you find in the lifestyle. I mean, nice guy, but very quiet, very more unassuming. I expected the wild guys in your class. Everybody has a clown or a wild person. You're like, oh, they're definitely going to be. Or somebody that slept around a lot.

Oh, they're probably going to be in the lifestyle. This was not the guy. Not nerdy, but definitely more straight-laced, a little more unassuming nice guy always seems like he probably i went to pictures you'd shown me he looks like the kind of guy that you had knowledge of but it wasn't someone that made an impact right exactly he didn't stand out no i knew who he was and and he was a nice guy great for the line of work he was doing for a while yes yeah. Which I can't talk about. Yes. But, I mean, it was really interesting.

Went to lunch with him, and they were talking about different parties they'd gone to. I didn't pick up when he got into the lifestyle. No, I'm not sure either. She seems fairly new. Yeah, a few months. And apparently has really, really embraced it. Yeah.

And so our lunch today was very very interesting it was a longer lunch we're there for a couple of hours yeah so in a public place yeah you know we didn't get a chance to do anything like in the swingers club no no just a regular restaurant so it was interesting to hear their take on it so it was fun it was very uh some of their experiences you know she has like again we can't speak to his so you know she's got six months we'll call it right experience not really but we'll give her six months we've got 20 years right right but she had like pictures i went to this party this is what i wore and it's just something very sexy and then vince vince is like well this is what donna wore for her halloween party it's it's latex paint essentially in a demi bra you know I might as well have been naked.

Yeah, and a little thong. I might as well have been practically naked. Well, apparently, I don't know how that happened. What's that? Like I said, he's texted me not too long ago. He's like, she got all fired up from meeting you guys. Oh, I'm so glad. I was very titillated by the whole thing. I found it very interesting and fun. Yeah, no, they're nice people. Yeah, really nice. I think it would be fun to hang out with them and maybe other things. Who knows? Well, they said they want to come watch one of your videos being made and then potentially see where it goes from there. Oh, interesting.

But again, they both are in the professional world, so we don't know. Yeah, they're not going to be on the front of the camera, that's for sure. Yeah, I don't think they're going to want the cameras on at all. No, but hey, I just don't care anymore, so there you go. Yeah, apparently you're married to me. You have no reason to live. No reason to live. None. And I found that interesting, watching that transition from monogamy into, you know, that she's like, you know, again, they realize that being able to separate sex from love. That's the crux of it. Yeah. That's the crux.

And there is nothing wrong with love, you know, but I love sex. There you go. You tied that one in, didn't you? I tried. Yeah, pretty good. That's my job over here. Yeah, you do a good job. But, you know, and so that was an interesting lunch and looking forward to seeing them more in whatever fashion. Oh, yeah, they were great. We had a good time. But one of the things that happened to me more recently that I'll bring up is there's that other friend that I have known, we have known. We've known her for, let's see, her oldest child was eight. So let's say 10, 12 years. Yes. Okay.

And she was always very, well, she still is, straight-laced. Yeah, pretty much. For all intents and purposes. There's a wild sigh that wants to come out. Well, but that was the, here's where I'm going with this, is the fact that, I'm going to quick mute my mic so I can move it. Okay. He's moving his mic.

Oh, there you go okay that way i didn't you know um like i would make i would tell a dirty joke or some slight sexual innuendo and she was always like that's inappropriate you shouldn't talk like that to me i'm a married woman whatever i was making a joke wasn't like hey i want to fist fuck you no it wasn't yeah yeah you she's not going anywhere near that well neither would i but no i understand i just that was just what i grabbed wasn't what i would say but i mean um and you know now she's going through some marital difficulties i'll put it that way and uh but you know she you know, she, um, again, she would never, there was never really any, uh, sexual discussions.

I mean, all the times I spent hanging out with her and talking and stuff like that. But, uh, one of the last times I had seen her, she had openly admitted to me, which I almost fell off my fucking chair that, oh yeah, there was a girlfriend of mine that used to really have a crush on me and she told me she wanted to do me. So I'd let her do me and it was good but I didn't do anything to her. It's like, what? No, actually I can see that. No, I would never have thought, not at all. I would never have thought that that person would allow to, no.

I would never have thought I would have seen her or hear her say that she gave in to that. But they're just doing it to her, so she's getting pleasure in it. Yeah, hey, I like my dick sucked. I can't, I'm sorry, I can't, I could never let a man. You can't condone a man sucking your dick. I could never let anything with a penis suck my dick. Okay. Those who can, that's great.

bless you not my gig man yeah i get it but i i guess for her uh it was yeah okay in that situation how much alcohol was involved that's what i want to know not much for her oh really not more for me what are you trying to say here i i have a problem seriously one mouth two hands it's a problem I don't know.

what are you trying to say here i have a problem seriously one mouth two hands it's a problem um but uh so part of that dialogue we started talking about the whole swinging thing and you know she had some questions and let's back up let's back okay back up back when we first met her um we didn't obviously wear on our collars or sleeves whatever we were swingers we just we were customers her and her husband owned a restaurant and we were just regulars because it's right down the street for us and one day she pulled me aside wasn't you weren't with me i remember you tell me about this but go ahead because i was self-employed at time so i was in there having something to eat and she came over and sat down in the booth with me.

I remember you telling me about this, but go ahead. Because I was self-employed at the time. So I was in there having something to eat, and she came over and sat down at the booth with me and goes, can I ask you a question? I'm like, yeah, sure, what's up? She goes, are you and Donna Swingers? Yeah, it's like, where did that come from? I remember you telling me about that. I was like, what? It's like, where's the t-shirt you have that says, I heart swinging? And there's a little swing set underneath. But, you know, it's that T-shirt gets you in more trouble. Stop wearing it.

I was talking about the shirt you bought me. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Go ahead. But I don't even know where that went. But anyway. Yes, in the bedroom, yes. Somebody fold your laundry. Not you. Oh, about time. Asshole. So it's like, I said, what made you ask me that? She goes, well, you and Donna just have this outgoing personality and things like that that most people don't have. You guys, the relationship, how you guys banter and stuff and everything else.

She goes, I I talked to my husband and we agree we think you guys might be swingers and the thing is too you can say hey you know she's really hot and I can look and be like yeah she is really hot without some if you look at another girl smack smack it's like no I'm like I can I look at another girl and go isn't she hot and you always go yeah she'll have nothing to do with you it's like i don't say that i'm like hey not to my face you don't honey i'll be doing her you won't take good pictures you ugly son oh stop you're not ugly at all okay whatever shut up let me just put this bag over your head shut up put the bag back going, fire bad.

Hey, he does have little bolts. Put it on the Ritz. Sorry. A little Frankenstein. Frankenstein. Young Frankenstein. Young Frankenstein reference there. Sorry. If you don't know the movie, you don't know what else to talk about. He's the monster. I'm just going to tell you that.

Anyway, so the other day, when I was over the other week, whatever it was, and we're talking about swinging and stuff, and she but so anyway so the other day when i was over the other week whatever it was and we're talking about swinging and stuff and she's asking you know you and don are still doing that i'm like yeah you know and she goes yeah i don't know if i could do that and somehow we got more in depth into talking about swinging and you know with the marital problems she's having and stuff i said you know if you ever if you ever got involved in it, you'd be what they call a unicorn.

Oh, yes. So I explained the whole unicorn thing. Oh, boy. Which we should probably do here. Yeah, let's go into the unicorn. So, go ahead. Unicorn. I have to drink. Okay, he has to drink. When you're on these, these are mostly, I'm pertaining to these swinger websites. and a single woman on a single, on these swinger websites, if she is a legitimate woman, not a fake account, is a unicorn because unicorns don't exist. So in essence, single women that are real. Or would be so rare. Oh, so rare. Right. Exactly. That they don't exist. And I think...

And the couples and single men, far, greatly, there might be 1,000 couples and 2,000 single men for every single woman. That's true.

And the most coveted profile is that of the single female for both couples and, of course, yeah and so this is a single woman everybody wants a single woman yeah i mean there's a couple profiles out there that that's all they're looking for is another woman so the husband can have a threesome with his wife and another woman now sometimes the woman wants to do her husband with another woman So it's not not always a husband thing so i'm not trying to besmirch that but uh so yeah so the so i told her the definition of a unicorn and stuff and yes you would be a unicorn i said you know a single woman on a swinger site you have your pick you can say hey today or tonight whatever i'm going to go with a single guy or hey i'm gonna go with a couple right hey i'm gonna go to a fucking uh party or and they're gonna let me in not like the single guys yeah you can have all the sex you want to have yeah and some you might not want but there you go you know but as a single man that's a whole different thing oh yes um and we'll have to go over the single male thing if we haven't already in the past.

Oh, I'm sure we have. Single men. It's the jerks that have ruined it. There's enough single men out there that ruin it for the good single men. That's the problem. But anyway, so in our discussion and stuff the other night on the phone, she goes, hey, I got to tell you something. I said, okay. She goes, now, in her problems with her husband, they're just coexisting. There's no sex or they're not acting. Basically, she told him he's allowed to play around and he told her, you do too, they're...

Wow coming it's basically they live together but they're separated okay well i didn't know it was that bad this is the first i've heard of this so it's not one of those things that i dwell on but anyway so she goes i gotta tell you something she goes i've been really thinking about that unicorn thing the unicorn and i'm thinking like you know and she has kids i'm like unicorn thing did you didn't even know you're like a toy what are you talking about again because you know how um i don't want to use the word uptight but a little more strict she has always been like she's very old school yeah i mean what i'm seeing now is you know she's i guess i don't know how long it's been since she's gotten some maybe she's horny is that what you're trying to say oh yeah apparently because she's like you know she was during the day when i'm working she works from home right she is you know she goes i've been thinking about you know over the last week or so she has been thinking about that unicorn thing and she goes it's been brought me she worded it Okay.

It really has brought me some really mental pleasure and relief. I'm like, in my head, oh, she's masturbating. The way she worded it made me think. You said that that's the only thing. She says, I could never do it. She says, but I find it very interesting. Now. I mean, what woman doesn't want to be desired? Sure. Men want to be desired, but... Yeah, exactly. Well, along with that, you also said, and I'm going to try to use the words that you used, and I don't know how close it is. It's like, it's the quote... There's not a lot of syllables. You should be able to say them easily.

Very easily, but hold on. And it's quote, it's the only thing that got me through got me through the day is that what she said got me through the day gave me relief or got me through the day it's like okay what is got me through the day mean did you masturbate did you think about it what what got you through but i i found that very interesting well and and you know again again, I talked about showing the evolution of this person. Right, right. That, you know, again, if I had said any of this stuff to her years ago, she would have told me that's inappropriate, you don't talk to me that way.

Right. Okay. Oh, my goodness. So, and, yeah, which cracks me up because back then, a lot of people assumed her and I were messing around. Sure. Okay. And we never did. Exactly. I'd be bragging if I did. Hell yeah. I would have taken, you know, one of the few times I would take pictures and video. Look what I got. Can you believe this? Yeah, yeah. She touched me. Everybody's, yeah. Yeah. And she didn't vomit right away. I mean, you've gotten there, so it's good. But anyway. I'm not even going to go there. That's a problem. So we're talking, and she's like, I'm a single mom, I'm 41 now.

Who would want me right now? Oh, my God. I almost just said her name so I went, didn't I? Yeah. I'm like, let me tell you something.

I said, first of all, I'm a legs and ass guy i said you have still for a woman who has had three kids right you don't look like you've had three kids no she's tight as a drum you have an incredible ass yeah i said incredible everything i absolutely love your ass she goes well thank you i was like it's like well she can't reach through the phone and slap me so that was a good thing yeah but and i said i said when you were here in our pool two years ago yep i said i was impressed by the fact that again you've had three kids and you breastfed yeah your boobs are not fake but they look like they're still up they're still up and they're not like huge boobs but they're still nice and perky i said you know i i visited you when you had your one child and you're breastfeeding and i was like oh my god they're beautiful i didn't say it i said look at them so full and oh but i told her i said your boobs look like they're fake they're perfect i said you're 41 that's incredible.

And she's like, oh, I insist. My husband gives me a hard time because I wear a bra to bed every night. And I tell him, if I don't, they're going to sag and everything else. I said, no. I said, Donna does the same thing. Gravity is not your friend. I said, you have nothing to worry about.

I said, guys will drag their balls through balls through glass broken glass yep you know i mean but um yeah so here you know so here's a woman that was super straight yeah and now in her head i think yep she's swinging has a level of interest yeah i don't think she do it yet but one, she can't with the kids, she has no babysitter let's pretend she does have a babysitter, do you think she'd jump? do you think she'd jump in the pool? do you think she'd even put her toe in the pool? let's start, let's not go in the deep end yet not Not yet.

I think as time goes on and she's wanting more attention or affection. I mean, like when I went to visit her, she says, you know, she's like, I got nothing. I got no attention, no affection or anything else. She goes, yeah. So I said, I can give you a hug. She goes, okay. So I stand up and I gave her a nice big hug. Oh, that's nice. And she asked me, she goes, you're going to grope me? I said, you're going to smack me? She goes, yeah. I said, no, I'm not going to grope you. Does that cost extra? Do I have to wash my hands afterwards? What kind of groping are you doing?

If I'm going to get hit, I'm going for gold, baby. You're going for gold. God damn right.

If you're going're gonna get punished why would you ditto why would you yeah exactly you know if i'm gonna get go to jail for robbery why would i take 25 cents i'd take 25 000 or 25 million or whatever 25 million yeah i'm going to fucking jail i'm going for the gold if i'm going to do the crime i'm making fucking worthwhile because i got to do the time so so i that's curious i'm where she'll ever actually go and swing she might you know she might go on like on a dating website and and find a date she's not gonna do that i mean part of our conversation outside of the swinging and sex thing was right you know she can't get time to do her laundry she can't get time to clean the house you know between taking care of the three kids and cleaning the house right and doing her day job yeah and everything else and her um husband does nothing he's never around right you know because he has a business that he's there and one day a week he has off he's busy sleeping all day so she's forced into everything so and it's a shame i mean she is a stunning uh mediterranean looking woman yes beautiful and um a great person too really is really a sweet person so but anyway but that's an example too how i think there's more and more people uh toying with the concept of being less than monogamous.

Less than monogamous, huh? Yeah, I guess that's one way of putting it. I mean, is swinging the new dating? Oh, geez. Yeah, there's been a couple people that said, you know, I'm going to go on a dating website.

I do you what do you want you want to find a a mate well no i just want to get laid well you don't want to go on a dating website well why not yes you're not going to get laid there go to a swinging website you will get laid that's what it is for i'm seeing more and more profiles um is that loud enough to me to crank that up i don't know is it i don't know you have the headphones on can't hear me i can hear you fine okay um i'm seeing more profiles on swinger sites like oh i'm looking you know to meet someone that i can spend time with and but you know so they're using it as a dating site but that doesn't well i i i think we don't want to get laid come Let's call it like it is.

Yeah, but I think if you're looking for a relationship, sex is only part of the relationship. Swinger websites, it's basically sex first. A lot of profiles will say, hey, we're looking for friends in and out of the bedroom, and I get that. But it's primarily for sex. Yeah. I mean, what I've read on profiles, it's like, you know, guys don't have their face picked up. Their dick picks up. It's like, I like to see the whole package. I just don't want to see your dick. I don't care about your dick. If we do this right, I'll be looking at your face while your dick is someplace else. Yeah, exactly.

It's like, I like to know. I don't know, maybe I'm looking, you uh yeah i'm putting more into it than i should no you're right but there's also the aspect of someone like we dealt with the other person who's hopefully will be shooting some videos with us yes she has a certain criteria that she would really like to stay within yes yeah she's much more particular, oh, if you're a nice... No, you're picky. There's been people you've said, no, I don't think so. You know, again... Well, they have a big old, you know...

Well, but there's been people, let's put it this way, that we won't get into some of that. I'm much more lenient than she is. Oh, sure. Oh, without a doubt.

But we also have to look at when you shoot with somebody you know is someone going to want to watch you with that person exactly it might it's you're not like when we were just swinging you weren't um choosy or picky or whatever because we gauged on how nice was the person yeah yeah when we're shooting video it's got to have okay what's the visual So's a curb appeal yeah visual appeal and you know what there uh the one gentleman i was with that she was like you know who's older than me he's like 75 and she was like oh my god he's like you know so much older i'm like yeah look what he can do i mean the guy is still virile i mean he's still he's still got it let's face it he's got it so it still, his dick still works.

Yeah. And, you know, he's still a super nice guy. He's a lot of fun to be with. He's, you know, so. Going through some health issues. Hopefully he's fine. Yeah, hopefully he's okay. You have that other older gentleman you've got to reach out to, too. He seemed really nice and got interesting possibilities, the artist. Oh, yeah. Yes, absolutely. You know?

He's only, only what a year older than me two years maybe maybe younger than me he's right around my age yeah he's one or two years older oh one or two years older okay but um he looks a little older than that though but he could be lying yeah i don't i don't know but either way um. Yeah, so the aspect of how people might not initially be interested in the swinging things. Right. But sometimes change. I mean, like my buddy and his wife, he would love his wife to get into it.

Now, the ironic part would be if she wanted to get into it, all of sudden he's like yeah that would be ironic now he'd be like yeah please let's get into it and again you know you and i have you weren't a swinger before we met no but i was i was you did it for me yes i did but i was always i cheated all my boyfriends period every boyfriend I had I cheated on even the last one um i cheated on my boyfriends period every boyfriend i had i cheated on so the last one um i guess actually technically i cheated on him with you technically okay we'll go with that that's a technicality technically yeah i wasn't quite broken up with him it was like a matter of weeks weeks, days, weeks.

Days. Yeah, whatever. But technically. Mentally, you had checked out. Oh, mentally, I was well checked out. But yes, I had always cheated on them because for one reason, I get bored in a relationship. I've heard them where you're sleeping with other guys that I, you know. Oh, really? Yeah, I'm back at them. Just don't look at the videos. Just don't check out my OnlyFans or ManyVids accounts. Just don't. What at hotwifedonnalyn.com? Yeah, that one. Where you can find links to all her sites. That you can't know about. Don't tell my husband I'm cheating on him. Okay.

So don't go to hotwifedonnalyn.com. Nice little segue there, huh? Nice, very nice. See how I did that? You're slick. You are so slick, you're like right in there. That's why I make the big one.

Yeah, but I mean, I guess in my mind, I've always, I wanted to be monogamous, and I think I thought that's how people should be, but I always ended up falling into the fantasy and lust and you know what if they if they just could have like let me have my wild side i would have come back but you know but i guess i should have been a swinger all along i should have been a swing relationship all along and i would have been happier yeah yeah because you know i go and I get my little wild thing on and i come back and i'm a normal person again if you're a person who goes to the ice cream store and just gets vanilla all the time god bless you but do you go to the ice cream store and say well you know i don't want vanilla today i want rocky road or i want yeah chocolate chip or i...

So that's the nice thing about swinging, too, is... You can get your different ice cream? Yeah, you can get your different ice cream. I love ice cream. Yeah, no, it shows. Boy, does it show. Oh, boy. Oh, Lord, that poor chair. Anyway. The love. I just feel the love emanating from you. That's not love. That's the... Stench. That's the net doctor. Toxic. That's the nachos I had at dinner. Anyway. Sorry. I don't care. Yeah, that's something like that. I'll fluff the covers tonight. He has done that. Oh, and you haven't. But anyway, that's another show.

I don't take the show and i throw them over your head i do so anyway um oh did your mic go off i'm sorry hey we're experiencing technical difficulties so donna will be back on the show at one point i'm not sure when that's what happens if you have the control. So anyway. Put your panties on. Donna! Girl, go put some damn panties on. I'm so sorry you found that. You found that clip. It's priceless. It is priceless. But no, again, you don't have ice. Well, some people have ice cream every day.

Yeah, again you don't have like well some people have ice cream every day yeah but i don't have ice cream every day i don't have ice don't look at my ass that way okay he's like rolling his eyes i'm like oh dear god yogurt apparently call it whatever you want but anyway I knew that was coming wow hey you know you start using that shit on me I'm gonna use it right back on you yes thank you yeah I'm really funny um but um no I think you know having and we've talked about this before you know having a little variety again and being able to if you have if you know a woman craves something let's say a woman craves a bigger dick right craves a different race right whatever it's like like, hey, okay, let's set that up.

I'll watch you have fun. And then afterwards, that'll get you through. Right. And we can have fun and talk about how you were so fired up over that. So when I do these guys and I actually get to peg them, does that mean I get to peg you? No, that's not something I crave. That's not something I crave. I want to see. I want to be in the same state. Yeah, it's actually something I'm a little bit nervous about. You've got to reach out to your boyfriend there and set up your date now that the holidays are over. Yeah. I hope I can do that. I'm sure I'll be fine. Alcohol. Rupees. For me.

I might be passed out. It's going to work real well. You're passed out. He's like, you're not going to peg me then. Yeah, I think I'll be fine. Yeah, I'd go for you. I don't want to be there. But anyway. So, yeah, I mean, there's bonuses and pluses and minuses to both monogamy and polygamy. Well, here's the thing that I found.

It's like physically we're not monogamous, but spiritually and socially and every other aspect we are are you giving me that look like maybe it's a little was this a joint opinion or just yours it's just mine I mean like I the opinions expressed in the show might be only that of Donna's. That's true. I mean, yeah, I mean, we have fun sampling other people, and they come back, and we talk about it, and we find that exciting, but there's nobody else I'd want to hang with than you most of the time between Sundays, between the hours of 1 and 2, and that's it. AM. AM, when I'm asleep.

No, I mean, seriously, I mean, we goof around, we pick on each other, but Thank you. when I'm asleep. No, I mean, seriously. I mean, we goof around, we pick on each other. But who else am I going to do any of this stuff with? Nobody. Yeah, I guess. I mean, I'm sure there's other people, obviously, that are into it, but they're just not as cool as I am. Oh, yeah, hon, you're so cool. So cool. I mean, with a guy with eight toes. You didn't even try to sell that. Not even remotely try to sell that. I know. I wasn't even remotely believe it. Oh, come on. It was so believable.

Should I try that again? No. It wasn't good the first time. It won't be better the second. That's what you told me about sex. Second, the third time. We keep trying, though. 20 20 years 20 years of sex 20 years you still can't get the shit right no yeah well I just can't fake it I fake all mine I had no idea well shows you how bright you are I'm just not that bright oh. Oh, well. But, no, so, you know, if you're in a monogamous relationship and you want to be in one that's... Listen to our podcast about, hey, honey, I want to swing. I talked my first wife into it also.

And that wound up being a disaster, in all fairness. Yes, it did. You let the Pandora's box open. Because I was the only guy she had ever been with. And then once we opened up the swinging door. Pandora's box. She opened up the whole fucking gate to the farm. Gate to the farm. Every fucking person available came running in. And she forgot I was even there.

See, that's because you didn't have the experience once like well she's a self-centered person anyway well that's true but here it's like already had a lot of it uh a lot of experience going into it so a lot jesus christ yes i was people that could be but then when you open up the doors to swinging it was it was cool and it was exciting but it wasn't like holy shit look what i've been missing all these years it wasn't like that it was like yeah this is really cool you know so you know i didn't go off the deep end because i already had a lot of experience behind me wasn't like oh my god i've never i've only been with one person now i want to be with everybody sorry if you're yelling to the mic i gotta turn it down yeah sorry i didn't mean to yell just that one thing you got their outside voice going on and you're blowing my eardrums out sorry so i apologize to those people notice whose voice that was was not mine it was the one whose name is on the podcast hi i'm don l Welcome to my podcast.

You didn't grab your tits. You have to grab your tits when you do that. Okay, your man boobs, I mean. Oh, ouch. What's an ice cream ass? That's pretty good. Ice cream ass.

But you want to lick my ice cream ass your ice hole my ice hole oh shit i don't know where i got those dimples oh gotcha that's pretty good where do you come up with these things in my feeble little head it is pretty feeble that's pretty good yeah swallow bitch yeah spit back on it oh no i was swallowed i'm getting pretty good at that aren't i yeah i guess lots of practice it's not in your eye sure but So anyway, we've gotten so far away from the topic. Now it's just picking on each other. Yeah. Anyway. I like having it in my eye. Yeah, sure. I'm okay with that. Didn't that burn?

No, it didn't. It's so rich and creamy. I trust you. I don't need eye drops. I'm good with it. My optometrist says keep coming out of your eyes. It's not a problem. Mine keeps saying, yeah, keep the cum in your eyes. I'm like, yeah, not a problem. Well, that's just disgusting. Anyway, all right. So, again, I want to thank everyone for listening. Happy New Year. Oh, and this is our one-year anniversary show. Oh, is it? Oh, shit, I forgot. Yeah. You mentioned it to me. I thought about it earlier. I wanted to say something. But we have actually started this podcast. It's actually on the 10th.

So the show will be released. We're recording it here on the 9th. No, it's the 8th. No, it's the 8th. The 8th. We're going to release it on the 9th. So it's like one day before. So technically, it's the one-year anniversary show. Wow. We've been doing this a year already? Yeah. Who would have thought we'd have that much to talk about? Who would have thought when it wasn't to us? Yeah, that's true, too. Holy cow. I don't listen to us. I have. Have you? Yeah, just to see what we sound like, make sure the sound was okay. And I ended up laughing so much, I'm like, oh my God, he's got to stop that.

You're just terrible, you are. Oh, stop. Yeah, you're just vicious. You are, you're just a nasty boy. Smack me. Oh, I spank your butt. Ooh, now we're talking. Anyway, that's wrong. But yeah, so we want to thank everyone. First of all, happy New Year. Yeah, to God. And hopefully this year is a good healthy and prosperous new year for everyone yeah and hope everybody you know decides to uh follow their desires oh yeah there you go i'm telling you this year i'm going to try i desired you to uh make me dinner a real dinner not gonna happen i know but you're not gonna dinner. Have a real dinner.

Not going to happen, I know. You're not going to be happy with it. No, you don't cook, I know. I'm terrible at it. You know what? That couple we talked with earlier today, she doesn't cook either. Yeah, I know. Good thing you both suck dick. Well, you enjoy cooking. I enjoy getting my dick sucked, too.

Well, I can suck your dick if you cook dinner i do i know you know i have to cook when i at my aunts and i'm i'm just thinking about you and i i can make grilled cheese sandwiches yeah and i can't eat bread so that doesn't help me that doesn't help i just get grilled cheese not the sandwich not the sandwich you know i'm like doing her eggs i'm trying to get the bacon going at the same time it's terrible i'm like all thumbs i'm terrible i'm just terrible i haven't burned anything yet but i i don't i don't enjoy it i find it tedious i want to thank everyone for the uh that has stayed with us for a year or if you've been new to it in less than time please go back and to the shows.

They're all as pathetic as this one. Maybe some are more so. Yeah. And again, feel free to email us. We've had a few people email us at hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. Is that right? Yeah. Okay. And again, find all the places you can find Donna at hotwifedonnalynn.com. And we're going to hopefully in the next year start doing a couple of different things. Is there something I don't know about? Yeah. Right. You're going to need to come in on Sunday.

This is why somebody else is taking her place on this podcast remember that girl I talked about with the unicorn thing yeah the unicorn thing she's going to take her place so anyway I'd love to see that I'm actually going to see if we can get her a babysitter or something get her to sit in on the the podcast. Oh, that'd be fun. Yeah. Just for an hour. Just for an hour. Just have her talk. Yeah. Just get her opinion on stuff. That'd be funny. The outsider would be like, oh, my God. Well, I'm a vanilla person on the podcast, yeah. Yeah. So, anyway. All right.

I want to thank you all for listening, and you'll hear me next week. Yeah, I guess we will see everybody have a great night