Moans and Groans

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Speaker1: Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. Unauthorized rebroadcast of this show is strictly prohibited without the written permission of the owners of Hot Wife Podcast. Now let's heat
Speaker2: things up. hello everybody this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast of course I'm with my ever-loving, wonderful husband, Vince. I'm sure. Star of the show. Absolutely. I'm telling you, the hot husband thing, you really should go for it. I'm telling you. I just don't think it would be fair to all the other podcasts out there. Yeah. I'm sure they're shaking in their little podcast boots. Joe Rogan's show would go belly up. All the other ones that are up. It would be awful. I'm not doing the Hot Husband podcast, just to be fair to the rest of the world. Oh, okay. I see where this is going. Somebody might buy that. Not me. I doubt anybody, but, you know, whatever. So, okay. Here we are again. You believe it's almost the end of september no it's just flown by i mean august went by in a whirlwind i don't even remember september getting here no no i'm still hoping for one last warm day to take a dip in the pool i don't think it's gonna happen the day might get warm the pool water's not going no it was like 70 well it was 75 76 so it's right there no it's not oh my 78 we got in yeah our feet well i put your feet in yeah i can put my feet in you know wear a shirt with no bra well everybody want to see those nipples pop right off oh my god make sure you turn the pump off so it does the nipples don't get sucked into the bottom drain yeah that's for sure anyway so um we'll get to topic in a little bit okay um the um when i Again, you want to reach out to us, info at hotwifepodcast.com. Write to us with questions, comments, suggestions for topics. And I put this out there. Email us if you would like to call into the show one time. If you want to be a guest on the show, and'll connect with a phone call and have you on and we'll we'll do a whole show based on a topic you pick or just let us interview you or whatever you know so absolutely you email us at info hot wife podcast and let us know how to contact you back you know if you want us to contact you through the phone or just email. We're going to talk on the phone eventually. And, you know, have fun. We'll get you on the show and explore what you explore. Sounds good. Hopefully. Yeah. All right. Are we going to play some commercials? Yeah, we'll play one. All right. Hello there. I'm Donna Lynn, and I invite you to step into my world at hotwifedonnalyn.com. I'm there. As a mature woman embracing the hot wife lifestyle, I believe that pleasure has no age limit. My journey is all about exploring my deepest desires and fantasies, and I want to share all the thrilling moments with you. Imagine indulging in the tantalizing adventures that make my heart race a roller coaster of passion where i connect with like-minded souls embracing the excitement of new experience you'll find exclusive content that captures my erotic escapades showcasing my confidence and the joy of living unapologetically
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Speaker2: Thank you. come to life and let's embark on this exhilarating journey together let's play see you soon jeez what i want to meet her oh yeah she sounds like fun not like me i know i got it oh oh shut up oh my god i'm so much fun okay all right so anyway um we got our topic tonight from uh our a Well, number one fan, but, you know, Stephen's kind of back. You know, he kind of got fucked up at work. That's why we haven't heard from him in a while. Right, right. So Stephen, you know, because he got fucked up at work, he's still number one, too. He's still number one. We have one A and one B. Okay. You know, they're equal, but, you know, have to separate them. Because they fight amongst themselves, is that it? Well, I don't think they're going to fight. They both enjoy the show, I think. I hate to think you listen to the show and don't enjoy it. And a shout-out to Larry. Man, Larry caught a spelling error the other day. Oh, did he? Yeah, we're not the correct grammatic experts. Sometimes autocorrect changes shit that you just do. Oh, I know. I know how that happened. That's not what I wanted to say. This is what I wanted to say. I wanted to say I love you, but it came out with autocorrect. You ruined my fucking life. That's happened to me, too. I don't know how that happens. Yeah, I noticed. Anyway, Wayne, in our text banter, going back and forth, discovered a topic to talk about. Right. Go ahead. Yeah. It's go ahead yeah it's the noises you make while you're having sex are you a screamer or a moaner or what noises you make or no more noises at all so yeah that's always been really interesting when i'm with a new playmate especially i don't know what his you know what noises he made what to expect yeah the noises and things well i'm quite a screamer so i've got that orgasm time at orgasm time yes there's women um that are very loud anyway just normal during sex you know i mean luckily i'm heavy enough that when i have that on top of you i basically i can't i can't breathe so there's no there's no noise coming out at all it just complains that's all yeah so like when especially in the midst of a of an orgasm i can't i can't hold back the uh the uh the screaming it's a loudness because i know a couple of times you're like we we really should close the windows because i'm sure the neighbors can hear yeah i'm just saying i think they're jealous oh i don't know they think i'm getting murdered i don't know oh it's not that bad although we remember the the one girl that was here with her husband when Stephen was here? Oh, Jesus Christ, yeah.
Speaker1: We really thought the police were going to be called.
Speaker2: I was waiting to see the cops come up with guns drawn.
Speaker1: Yeah, we've talked about that before. But she had like a shirt or a t-shirt or something in her mouth because we're like, you know, we can't, come on, we have neighbors.
Speaker2: I know it seems like this is a very remote area. No, it's secluded to a degree. But notluded but not that we're in a valley since we're going into a hill here so it kind of echoes it's like when our one dog barks like everybody a mile around yep they know yeah but yeah everybody knows when i have an orgasm i'm sure okay so i mean while we're exploring this topic so when you have to stifle it like when my daughter's home or whatever oh does that lessen the orgasm yes wow no thought involved yeah yeah it does because i have to think about scrouching it which kind of sucks i just want to be able to just let it go and just enjoy myself. Well, I get that.
Speaker1: I don't want to have to think, okay, I got to, you know, alter something to make the noise less. So, yeah, that kind of sucks.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: I mean, it's okay. I still have an orgasm, don't get me wrong, but it'd be nice if I could just let loose and just let it happen the way it's supposed to happen. Noisy, not noisy, whatever. But, yeah, if I have to squelch, it sucks.
Speaker2: Yeah, it's supposed to happen. Noisy, not noisy, whatever. But, yeah, if I have to squelch, it sucks. Yeah, it's... Well, you're verbal when you cum. Yeah. Yeah, in fact, you always tell me, like, soon. Well, get me a heads up. Yeah, yeah. Well, that way I know what to expect you know like yeah well it's not like you haven't been there exactly it's true but it's always nice to you know well to know what's gonna happen again i've been in situations where if you don't say okay i'm going to come soon that all of a sudden like they go and change up what they're doing yeah yes that's what it is don change, don't change, just keep what you're doing. Keep what you're doing. Or it's a, or maybe, if you don't know somebody's going to come, you might change your position, you might stop, you might reorganize. But if I know that somebody's going to come up. Go get more in peace, start reading. Yeah, exactly. So if I know somebody's going to come, I'll continue with what i'm doing so i won't stop you because like you know you don't mind coming your mouth oh yeah exactly but it is courteous that's one of the etiquettes i think in sex not even swinging but in sex that you know if you were with somebody whatever that may be in today's world it's a bigger spectrum yep um and they tell you like i don't like cum in my mouth right exactly be respectful don't be an asshole yeah don't be now do trying to think no i've had plenty of women who squirted never told me they squirt they might not have known until you got down there okay then we're like'll be like, holy cow, I never knew I squirted.
Speaker1: That could be.
Speaker2: Yeah, no, I've had that. I've had women like, I never knew I squirted that much. Or that many times. But anyway, back to the topic. Okay, so how do you feel when a guy is verbal?
Speaker1: Oh, I like it. It gives me direction. I'm just reflecting back to a...
Speaker2: Okay, but how do you feel like when the guy's like, like, yeah, take my big cock. Come on, yeah, my big cock.
Speaker1: Oh, that's just banter.
Speaker2: That's fine.
Speaker1: Sometimes I think it's silly, but, you know, it's fine. If that helps him get into the groove and have an orgasm, that's fine. i think it's silly but you know it's it's fine that that helps him get into the get into the groove and have an orgasm that's fine i'm sorry stop now there was one gentleman i was playing with i was licking his balls and he i never had a man giggle the way he giggled i've had women giggle while they suck my dick no that's a different story like every I'm still a I look at it, I guess his balls were like really sensitive. So, every time I like ran my tongue like over his balls, he would like giggle. And I could tell he really enjoyed it. So, of course, I'm going to do it more if I think you enjoy it. I'd hate to. Oh, you like that? What don't you like? Yeah, I'll do that instead. Oh, you don't want to fist up your ass? Oh, then that's what I'm going to do. Looking for the perfect enhancement to your intimate moments? Introducing Spunk Lube, the ultimate personal lubricant that redefines pleasure. Whether you're looking for a water-based option or the silky smoothness of silicone, Spunk Lube has you covered. Spunk Lube is not just another lubricant. Our water-based silicone formula looks and feels just like the real thing, providing you with a sensation that's as close to natural as possible. It's safe to use with all toys and materials, ensuring that your adventures in pleasure are nothing short of perfect. And for those seeking something different, Try Spunk Lube Pure Silicone, a non-drying, 100% silicone-based lubricant that's all about longevity and pure bliss. Just one drop goes a long way. Looking for an organic option? Explore our Spunk Lube Natural, crafted with organic avocado and virgin coconut oil for an experience that's as nourishing as it is pleasurable. Elevate your with spunk lube discover the pleasure difference go to spunk lube.com today and use hot wife all one word in the discount code to receive 10 of your order off off your order fucking ai you know you pay it nothing and expect you know you expect it to be be perfect Jesus Christ I spent absolutely no good money on that so here's some quick some good news and then we'll get back to the topic so with the fisting back to the fisting so you might need spunk loop only she'll use it only if she loves you no we're supposed to get the package tomorrow of some Spunk Loops. Oh, that kind of package. Yeah, from Spunk Loops. Okay. Well, there's a package in there for you. It's their new sex toy. Oh, okay. That sounds like fun. I've got to try that. Next show, we'll not only maybe do a review on that. Yeah, I think we should. And we'll actually get the new commercial. Because they're actually using our commercial on their website not this one with the i took the 10 of your order out of your order i don't know fucking ai obviously that wasn't my voice obviously it wasn't mine either oh my god i might have to have you read it with all your excitement in the role of culture. Shut up, mate.
Speaker3: Enthusiasm.
Speaker1: Really, I hate you so much.
Speaker2: Anyway, okay.
Speaker1: My enthusiasm.
Speaker2: Okay, so you were talking about, you know.
Speaker1: Guys giggling.
Speaker2: Again, I mean, I think there's, okay, being the video guy, you know, and I'm shooting different things. And, I mean, if it wasn't for me videotaping and stuff, I really wouldn't be around a lot of guys fucking, it's not really my thing.
Speaker1: Okay, is that not your thing? I'm surprised.
Speaker2: No, not really.
Speaker1: I thought you'd be jumping right in there.
Speaker3: No.
Speaker1: I knew that would get a response. Okay, go ahead.
Speaker3: Not this guy.
Speaker2: People who like it, God bless you.
Speaker3: Okay. Me? No.
Speaker1: Not so much?
Speaker2: Not at all.
Speaker3: No. Okay. Remember?
Speaker2: Penis out.
Speaker3: Thank you. Okay. Me, no. Not so much? Not at all. No. Okay. Penis out. I forgot. Okay, so while you're videotaping, you wouldn't be watching guys at all. And there's one gentleman, Balloon Boy. He used to make the most unique fucking noises while he was fucking. Can you duplicate?
Speaker2: I don't know. I just remember.
Speaker3: It was, I mean,
Speaker2: it was just like,
Speaker3: and there's been guys you've played with,
Speaker2: and there's noises coming out of some of these guys that I sit there and just go, I have to turn my back so they don't see me laughing. I mean, just. Usually I get the grunt, like, oh, yeah, you know, that kind of thing. Oh like when they're giving birth, you know, they do the whole Le Mans thing with the panting. So, maybe that's it. I don't know. Yeah, I'm just saying some of it was, you know. You can't help what you do when you make the O face. Come on. Do it actually, I think, is even more interesting than the sounds or the facial expressions. Oh, we all have them, too. Oh, my God. When I'm editing my video and I watch myself come it's like oh you know i oh well no you're not bad i've seen i've seen worse but i've definitely seen better now this is not a videotape show so it's going to lose something in translation but when you see the guys like oh yeah oh yeah it's like they're again, I'd say it's a rag and tang face. Ooh. Whatever. Okay. Hey, everybody. I wonder how much it's part of their mental game. Maybe. So don't make fun of them. I can do whatever I want because I'm not talking about anyone in particular. Oh, I see.
Speaker1: Okay.
Speaker3: Okay. That makes sense. No, I'm not. But, you know, it's one of those unique things. I mean, according to Wayne, he makes some noises. Yeah.
Speaker1: I don't have a problem with noises.
Speaker3: We have, I know you have not those kind of noises.
Speaker1: Come on.
Speaker2: Although queefing has happened. Sure. You you know gaskets in there from whatever but uh i thought she was my pickup truck oh different kind of gas yeah well here's here's the thing that you were with somebody who made no noise at all never moved no and you're like uh are you are you okay and she's reached out more recently yeah i know it was like oh we should all get together again it's like no no i'm sorry no it's like oh yeah that'd be great um but you know donna right now her schedule and my schedule and her shoulder. Let's plan it out for 2029.
Speaker3: Sure, that sounds fine. I'm available the sixth week in February. There we go. Well, that's the thing.
Speaker1: It's like, I mean, some people go over the top with the moaning and the groaning. I guess to a certain extent you can't help it, but then there's the people who make no noise at all.
Speaker2: I'm okay with that, but give me some indication that you even recognize a mare. Maybe there's a reason. Wow. But no, like I've had women grab my hair, what's left of it, grab my ears. Yeah, exactly. Or even like, you know, a guy's grabbed the back of your head. Right, exactly. I've had women grab my head and like force it into their crotch right exactly you know so that gives you some indication something move a little just gyrate your hips you know just like you roll your pussy a little bit like you're trying to fuck my face you know exactly that tells me you're still alive you didn't have a stroke while i'm fucking well then after that you're like oh did you come oh yeah i came a bunch of times it's like i have no idea i had a mirror under your nose i'm sure you're like, oh, did you come? Oh, yeah, I came a bunch of times. It's like, I have no idea. I had a mirror under your nose. I'm trying to make sure you're still fucking alive.
Speaker1: Yeah, that was when I'm like, oh.
Speaker2: Yeah, and then I guess afterwards, like, oh, my God, that was so good. I'm like, okay. I slept through it, I guess.
Speaker1: I don't know if that was so good.
Speaker3: I was like.
Speaker2: Yeah, no, I think sounds help add to it all sure but you know sure exactly what you're doing is being appreciated yeah exactly i just some noises sometimes can be kind of funny i mean i mean how damaging can that be if you're you're putting on your oh face oh oh office space if you haven't seen it um but um and you think you're fucking knocking it out of the park and you see the woman laughing at you exactly yeah you got a woman doggy style so she's not even looking she's trying to fight it like yeah she's looking the other way she's like it's like oh yeah? Yeah, I'm forcing the air out of you. Yeah, you are.
Speaker1: Yeah, you are.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker2: And then you start laughing while he's going. Yeah, take my big cock. I keep thinking of one guy. Oh, take my big cock. It's like, let me get you a mirror. Let me show you some pictures. This is what a big cock looks like. This is your cock.
Speaker3: This is your brain. It wasn't small brain this is your brain on drugs okay it wasn't like a it's small but it wasn't like you know massive or anything i'm not maybe i am critiquing okay but i'm only critiquing the aspect that he thinks he's got like this fucking king kong cock and i mean he didn't have any girth. He had average length. Right. His girth was actually a little bit below average for a grown man. Oh, I think I know who you're talking about. Yeah, he's one of those piercings. Oh, those, that person. Yeah, why would you put piercings on that? It's just, I mean. Yes. Yes, you're right. It's just, you know, that's the one I'm talking about, yeah. Yeah, the they want the piercings down he had his balls pierced and he was like yeah there wasn't enough dick to pierce but maybe that's he didn't want it to fall back in you know it's a whole toy it was on his balls i don't know maybe just kept things going i don't know but yeah i'm i'm reaching here i mean i guess i the mental game you know they want to think that yeah it's like yeah big cock yeah i'm making her moan and squirm no dude she's acting no you know what um actually size isn't a problem because i'm a tiny person so it's you know i'm yeah i'm fine you shot some really hot stuff with him yeah we did we did, actually. But he could go in any hole, and it was fine.
Speaker1: So that was kind of good.
Speaker3: What's that?
Speaker1: Your nose.
Speaker2: My ear. Gap between your teeth.
Speaker1: I don't have a gap between my teeth.
Speaker2: That's how small his dick was.
Speaker1: But, yeah.
Speaker2: I almost could fuck your pores.
Speaker1: Oh, his dick was not that small. it was not that small it was not that small that small i know you have to put the you when you have to put the word that in front of anything you know that it is it is that whatever you're not that fat exactly that's what i'm thinking I thought I'm fat. No, not that fat. But you're not that fat. What is that fat? And what am i fat so the same thing that big an asshole okay so i'm still an asshole that right exactly so it's anything with penis size it's not that small but i'm it's still small but you can't help
Speaker2: that so i'm i didn't pick i i ordered a bigger one on amazon never showed up no i think they sent it back or something you went to i think it went in your fucking nightstand drawer i think it did too batteries my cock anyway um but no i think i'd like all the noises
Speaker3: This is a production of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services. I think it did, too. Batteries my cock. Anyway, but no, I think.
Speaker1: I like all the noises. I think when I was younger, it used to kind of creep me out because I wasn't used to it. But now that I'm much, much more mature, yeah, I like the noise.
Speaker3: You can say older. What? Old.
Speaker1: Now that I'm older.
Speaker2: No, you're not that old.
Speaker3: Exactly.
Speaker2: There you go with that again. old or you're not that old exactly there you go to that again no you're not that old okay should i talk slower for you no it's fine but yeah when i was younger all those noises were like oh oh you know first of all like a guy that's inexperienced he's like am i hurting you i'm like you know they're they get real concerned because they're not sure of the noises either. So, you know, I might have been, like, 16. So, yeah, I was like, he's making all these weird noises. And I'm not sure what to make of it. Eddie Murphy did a thing in that one. I think it was Eddie Murphy Raw. Oh, yeah. Which was one of them. And he talks about, like, you know, when you're, like, 18, 20, you know, you just make these, like, you're just, like, surprised. Like, fuck, it's like, oh. He says, yeah, then you get around 30 or something, and he says, you start putting the movements into it, and you, yeah, babe, oh, yeah. And when you're our age, there's all sorts of noises, like. Creaking and cracking and popping. And now you hear oh yeah oh was it good for you hun no you're on my hair jesus christ my fucking knees are killing me oh oh that oh that's an o-face right there baby that's an o-face i didn't know you could take you could fuck this song without coming you're in the fucking pain i'm in as soon as this viagra wears off oh shit that's too funny that's funny that's kind of the faces now as you get older it's it's the o's and ah's aren't so much Pleasures I are to pain Fucking back Oh yeah
Speaker1: Oh and he's
Speaker2: Let me get to this position My fucking neck hurts Good for you It's killing me Yeah baby You're welcome That's my gift to you Oh my god Oh god yeah I'm trying to think of the guys i've been with that have made like the most either weird noises or the most uh weird you know outbursts of whatever you know how some people they they come boy was i mean like please you have to at least breeze over the why we call him balloon boy okay this is an interesting oh there's a lot of interesting stories about him but we we used to have a uh an old barn that we rented that was a made into a studio it was a technically a three-story barn that was finished it had a tile floor and everything it was pretty nice actually didn't have running water insulation that was a not so nice part of it but it was it was actually very cool but on the second floor um was where we we had we used to have photo parties and oh i also want to mention to people oh yeah that we are now oh on sos radio get the heck out of here go to s if you're a member of SOS, you can catch us on their radio. I don't know what the schedule is when they play us, but if you listen to it, you'll find out. And listen to the other program there. If you're not a member of SOS, go to hotwifepodcast.com. Click on the banner there. Go there and join. You can even get a free membership. But, you know, go there and join you can even get a free membership but you know go there and join uh and listen to us on sos radio they even have an app for the radio too so oh that's cool um but um so anyway this individual parties this individual i'm gonna make up a name Let's call him Tom. Okay. What? No. That's a made-up name of course it is there's a lot of Toms there's a lot of Toms in this room okay sell supplements and are avid users of supplements to try to keep their dick hard 24-7 oh my god Hyp. Hypothetical. Very hypothetical. Yeah. This guy was a piece of work. He really was. So, anyway, during this photo party we're doing, he's upstairs trying to, I'm not going to say that part. He's upstairs trying to bang everyone he can. Right, exactly. There's another statement I was going to put there. Trying to prove he was something. It doesn't matter. does the balloon part i thought was so i didn't see it he's trying to fuck everyone he can right female wise right exactly kind of thing anyway um so and at this point everyone has seen him trying to mack on every woman there. Wow. See, I was downstairs. And he got shot down a bunch of times, but he succeeded. He was like on his fifth woman at this point. Wow. And at this point, people are now starting to gather around the bed to watch him. And again, I give him credit for safe sex, you know, wearing a condom. But he had been fucking so much and taking so many supplements, his willy no longer stood out there. He had kind of just hang a little flaccid. Okay? It wasn't a massive thing, but it worked, okay, when he took his supplements. Yeah, I fucked him, so it was. When he took his supplements, it worked. So anyway, so he goes to be with his fifth woman. Now there's an audience of men and women, okay? And I'm standing by a bunch of guys, and go figure, I'm making jokes. Anyway. Of course you are. That'll really make him feel better. I just dare to help him, do I? Anyway, so he pulls a cond condom out he's kneeling on the bed behind this woman she's up you know you're ready to be doggied right and so his dick isn't really rigid so what he does is he takes with one hand like pulls the condom open right in the back and it takes his dick and just kind of drops it in it wasn't it wasn't big like i'm using general terms of dropping he just flops it into this condom and then like snaps it shut on it i go wow can he blow balloon animals with that thing too everyone started laughing um i guess i said it louder than i meant to he looked at me a dirty look, and he tried to continue with what he was aiming to do. We all had to walk away laughing our ass off very loud. He wants to say we popped his balloon. He popped his balloon. It no longer, it was done for the day. It got to the count of three and was done. Oh, that's not nice. Yeah, he's kind of a smack ass. So that's how he got the name. Balloon Boy. He's not cognitive of the name. Yeah, so, but you said he made a lot of noise. Like, again, I was like downstairs. Oh, yeah, he was when he's like oh like it's like michael jackson and one of those really dude yeah he's like okay is this real or what i wouldn't be surprised if it was michael jackson during sex to him on it yeah what the fuck man he no he was like almost like a baboon seriously no he was like a baboon when he'd be like fucking good that's okay i don't mind a little animal you're not running a mile here come on you gotta train before he was in decent shape wasn't like he's a fat fuck like me and you you know, sweating and panting and just getting up on the bed. See, when I was with him, he never made those kind of noises. He maybe did it for when there's people around. I don't know. You know, too, like the first time I was with him, it is that christmas party we had at the studio before the barn studio and so he didn't he didn't go to completion because it was he wanted to fuck other people exactly he didn't have his uh uh supplements supplements with him yeah yeah or i think he said he had come already so you know he was still rebounding but whatever so i didn't get a chance to hear all the interesting noises that he made no he's just one of some well i still would rather have to make noises than nothing at all you know i mean yeah no i'm all about the noises just sometimes i mean i know sometimes you can't control the yeah but as long as you're not something like that's going to break the mode.
Speaker3: Exactly.
Speaker2: You know, if a woman's, okay, I'm with that.
Speaker1: I like that. I'm good with that.
Speaker2: She starts like, hee-hee. Like that. That's an illusion you make when you and I have sex.
Speaker1: I know. I mean, no, no, dear. I would not do that to you.
Speaker3: So anyway.
Speaker1: Wait, Vince. What? Nothing. I would not do that to you. So anyway. Wait, Vince.
Speaker3: What? Nothing.
Speaker2: Is your mic not working? Here, put this up.
Speaker3: So anyway.
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Speaker2: you're just so not right i have subliminal messaging in there did you hear it no
Speaker1: i guess i gotta turn that off i guess so maybe you shouldn't have like needed my mic Thank you. messaging in there did you hear it no i guess i gotta turn that off i guess maybe you should have like needed my mic what exactly i'd do anything like that i could hear you fine of course you could did any past lovers of yours ever make any weird noises or had weird, you know, things that they
Speaker2: say? I've had women that sound like they're hyperventilating.
Speaker1: Oh, yeah.
Speaker2: She's like, okay, calm down.
Speaker1: You come out with the oxygen, you put the little mask on her.
Speaker2: Blue velvet. Luke, I am your father. I don't want to hear that, either.
Speaker1: That just kills the fucking mood someone tells me am your father. I don't want to hear that either. That just kills the fucking mood. Someone tells me that my father. Especially now he's dead. I know. That's so sad. I know. We all get our turn. But anyway, yeah, I mean, so, I don't know. I mean, the sounds help, but it has to be the right sound. The right sound i agree i agree it's a it's like when the young lady was screaming up on the veranda last year that was frightening i was i was like i didn't know i didn't know what to expect and oh my god i was like whoa yo yo that's that's really loud i mean there was no really loud yeah it was she was just screaming like she was being murdered so yeah that was a bit much she was impaled oh she was she was being impaled but uh yeah that was whoo yeah that was scary and but still i've never been with a guy that didn't make any noise at all. Most guys do make some kind of a noise. Either they're grunting or they're, you know, if I've unblown them, they're really enjoying it. You get the sign that I kind of like when they throw their head back and they're like, oh, yeah, you know, that kind of a thing. But I've never had a guy not make any noise. If a guy didn't make any noise, I probably would be confronting him, saying, is this okay? Is this what you want? Am I doing what you need? So, oh, oh, uh. Uh-oh. Oh.
Speaker2: There you go. See, that's pretty hot. All right, I've got to be alone now. Yeah, it's pretty hot. No, we did do a show about i gotta turn it off about sexual noises before i think and we talked about how you know could you you know obviously you can masturbate to porn could you masturbate only to the audio um huh i think i think i could close your eyes if i close my paint a picture as you're listening to the audio of that so like that yeah i probably could make your own scenario exactly you know that could be a you know 700 pound woman you don't know No, I haven't. But in your dreams, you could be 600 pounds. There you go. That's always hot. That's fine. You know what? They need love, too. Of course they do. I get it. You know. Yeah, I think I have. You can't all be like goddesses. Oh, like you? You and God. I'm not a goddess. No, God. Thank you. I have that as an audio clip now. You're a God. Thank you. Oh, you're welcome. No, yeah, I absolutely could masturbate to that because that was pretty hot. Depending on the noises and stuff. Yeah, that could. I mean, if I see video without sound, like a porn video without sound, it's like, why? Well, it's only half the story. It's like it's like when they blur faces in all honesty on the woman i don't care about the guy you know but when they blur the face on the woman and they're like okay she's giving him head and it's like oh no it looks like his dick just went into a cloud yeah that's really dumb that's that takes the whole thing out yeah it sure does it's like don't even bother showing it to me but yeah i could definitely come to some erotic noises like that absolutely with the right you know scenario and like you know if i get into my mental game oh sure i can do that no problem at all okay all right i think we kicked this one in the ass i think so too all right so i want to thank everyone again reach out to us info at hot wife podcast um let us know if you have any questions comments uh concepts or shows if you want to be on the show reach out to us and you and your wife girlfriend boyfriend whatever whatever husband husband wife lover six wives whatever baseball team hey you know we're good with that you want to you know whatever we'd love to talk to you info at hotwifepodcast.com and again thanks everyone for listening and have a great night everybody We'll see you next time.