Mikki talks about Squirting

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast, where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. The Hot Wife Podcast Hello everybody, this is Donna Lynn and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. I think this show is going to be very interesting. I have no idea what you're talking about. Well, we have a special guest. Mickey is here with us tonight. Hold on, I'm getting to you. Just shut up. And of course, I'm here with my wonderful husband, Vince. He's going to be a douchebag right from the start. Right from the get-go. I'm not special.

Where's that trophy t-shirt? Yeah, the one that you got my husband's. I have fucking earned that shirt. Yes, you have. I have earned that shirt. You finish that deck. We'll talk about it. You build that deck, mister. I stained one earlier. That's the pool deck. That's a whole different kind of stain, too. That's kind of what we're talking about. It's true. Oh, look. Mickey's blushing. I can see the The area where the pool will be all bleached. It'll be all totally white. There's a tinge of white to it. I'm sure. What we're talking about is, well, I guess you should explain that.

No, I shouldn't. It's your show. I wasn't there. I was not there. Well, let's just talk about what the topic is. Okay. Let's get to the topic. The topic is squirting. If you're a squirter, this is a topic for you. I am not a squirter. You have gushed. You're not a squirter. I'm not a squirter. Oh, well. We can aspire. It's all good. We aspire to be a squirter. So, well, people have, I've heard plenty of comments of people like, oh, it's all actually pissed. They don't actually squirt. There's no such thing.

It's just them pissing or they have something inserted in their pussy and they squirt it up. Well, that happens. You're wrong. Right? That does happen, right? Yeah. Well, people might want to pretend they're squirters. Right. But then there's people like, Legitimately squirters, yep. And I love you. Vince is a, he likes squirters. I like to think of myself as a pussy connoisseur. A pussy connoisseur, is that what you call yourself? And it's not like a pussy dinosaur, it's a pussy connoisseur. A cuntosaurus. Cuntosaurus, that's it.

Yeah, but yeah, so people, I mean, again, I've experienced a lot of women who squirt. You sound so slutty when you say that. Can I say it again then? Yeah, you sure can. My little man whore, I'm so proud of you. I've got a little tear to my eye. If there was any Cub Scout badge for that, I would have earned it. You definitely would have earned it. That would be hysterical. What would that badge look like? A giant dripping pussy, maybe. Maybe. I know. Maybe just like a giant one. I'm like, you know, a nice size badge. You don't want something a little tiny. You can't tell what it is.

Do you remember? Remember, we used to call it cum gum. Oh, the cum gum. I don't remember the name of it. There was gum that had liquid in it. You'd bite it and it would squirt. You know what? What the hell was that called? Gushers. Like Gushers. Gushers. Remember their little thing? It was just those drops going up? Yeah, yeah. That's all it would look like. Just a little thing. That's a great picture. I know. I couldn't remember the name of it. I always called it cum gum. Yeah, we called it cum gum. I guess it was Gushers. Well, speaking of, I have a couple of nicknames because I do squirt.

Yes, you do. One would be Squirtle. Squirtle. If you're into poker. Pokemon. Yeah. And puddles. Puddles. And if any of those offend you, if any of those offend you, I mean, who says it, I'll kill them. I was going to say. Too bad you're offended. But no. It's something that has to be said, though, before, right? Like, I just want to let you know I make a mess. Yeah, that has to be the awkward part of it. A little bit, yeah. Yeah. You go in a game with a tarp? But in all fairness, Donna, you have that one playmate who he tells you, he's like, listen, I'm going to launch this shit.

If you're too close, I'm taking out your eyeball. He can take a fucking bird out of the sky. It's like... Oh, there's a pheasant. Thank you. I can see the flight, the people down at the airline directing him. He's not allowed to have sex too close to the airport. He'll take a plane out. Of course. It's flattered all over the damn windshield. I can't say there's too much cum. Oh, my God. Well, we're here outside the Philadelphia airport, plane taken down by an unknown cum load. Took off the fucking wing.

The first time I did a POV with him, I was pretty close, and he kept saying, back up, back up. You might want to back up a little bit. I was like, no, I want the whole thing on my face. It got like my hair. It was I shot over my head. I have to shoot it in the next street over. I have to use a zoom lens. I'm not getting that close. Splash zone. He comes in with an umbrella. The interesting part is he doesn't... He can't like cream pie. He likes to... His whole thing, he comes like... By jerking off. Maybe seeing how much he fucking spews... The listeners can't see your hand gestures.

That's fine. I'm jerking off. I think the last time... Her hand gesture should be more like blocking her face. When we shot on the veranda and he started jerking off, it like sprayed like a... Like those water... Sprinkles. Sprinkles or something. It like splattered all over the place. Now... We had to drain the pool. No, no. This is up in the veranda. We're down to the pool. Yeah, but he shot all the way down to the pool. I know. Yeah, that's pretty hard. So anyway, let's get back to the more interesting part because I'm not really fond of penises.

So now you have orgasms both where you squirt and you don't, right? Yeah. So clitoral, northbound. That's if I'm on the train heading into the city, then I have one. Yeah, big time, deep, internal. Wow. Like big time. Okay. Now, which is stronger for you? Yeah. Internal. Yeah. Okay. Nice. I'm just picturing it all. Sorry. Does it like spurt out like a cumlo does or does it just ooze out or does it? Well, sometimes so because I'm getting fucked at the same time so it's like flirting out but there are other times or if somebody's eating me out I'm just dripping dripping like the warmest hottest.

You squirted in my mouth today twice. Take it down to my ass. Love it. I'm sorry. Yeah. I'm kind of in the same moment. No, but earlier today at the pool when we were, my tongue slipped onto your pussy. I don't know how that happens. I told you I needed to get the pressure washer out and take care of that shit before Donna comes home. Not that she minds, but just like, hey, let's not leave a mess. No, it's fine. It's a badge of honor for me. I'm going to start a tour for people who listen to the show. It's like, you want to see where Mickey's pussy?

That's $20 to come see the concrete where this is scratch and sniff Mickey. Of course, I'm going to probably wind up spending all my money going back to visit. It was the fucking Brazilian. That's what it was. She got these Brazilian cut bikini bottoms. It's not even a big deal. No, they look phenomenal on you. And the fact that they're a size small, according to you, smaller than you normally wear, Are you wearing them now? Yeah, I am. And just for reference. They're gorgeous. They're gorgeous. Just for reference. I like Brazilian. Oh, my God.

I was at the shore, and I forgot my bathing suit bottles. How can you forget your bathing suit bottles? Shut up. They look great. But, I mean, how do you forget them? She should forget them more often. Oh, yeah. See, that's really hot. I didn't see it. I feel like... What the fuck am I? Chop a liver over here? You saw them. See, it's nice because it covers... But even the front. They're nice and small in the front, too. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't say that's too small. I've got to tuck my thing in. I'm pretty petite, so. You don't have a big meaty pussy. I don't have a meaty pussy. No, you don't.

It's fine. It's great. It's delicious. You get what you get, right? Some guys have big dicks on the window. Some of us are big dicks. You get what you get, that's for sure. You get what you get. Can you tell when you're going to come which orgasm you're going to have? Yes. Can you? Yeah, and like different positions are going to have. you know, assist. Okay. Um, we like to start, you know, with the northbound. Okay. Northbound. We like to start northbound and we like to finish. Okay. Internal. Internal. So are, are you able to squirt? Like, I mean, I, I know.

I squirt it just, um, cause I was so horny and just like the thought or my imagination. Oh, really? Yeah. Without, without physical touch. Without. But like, Yeah, but it's so bad. Like the longing. The longing is so bad. So that's, I think that's why. The longing, like you just want somebody there? You mean that kind of longing? You're horny. She's still horny. Like very nice cock. Very nice cock. I can't get a hold of one. It seems like there's a problem for people. Is there a cock shortage? It's a schedule problem. I don't know. It's a schedule problem. Everybody's got their schedules.

And Mine doesn't work with everybody. Yeah, my schedule's kind of fucked up. You guys know? People cancel on you. Oh, sure. Oh, God, yeah. Or they're like, oh, we have things to do. Well, we all have things to do in our lives. Yeah, it's called work and people, you know, living. Activities. Yeah. Work around the house and all that fun stuff. So the imagination's a very special gift. Yeah. Recommended to it. Don't forget to use it. The best sex you have is in your head. There's that whole we say get your, your fantasy in the game.

Well, your fantasy, whatever you think your fantasy is, pardon me, it's far more erotic in your head than it will be in reality. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, exactly. And it's like, um, sometimes I had the best nights before I went out getting ready to go out. Right. Like if you're friends or whatever it is, but, um, I think that sex too is like the idea. And that's why people have the, the, you know, the sexting and the foreplay and, Sure. The buildup is real. Yeah. Foreplay teasing. We just talked about this the other day on the show. Yeah, we did.

That is, in my opinion, you know, the teasing, the foreplay is far more erotic than fucking. Not that fucking is bad. It's, you know, it's great. But. But it's the physical versus the mental for sure. Well, but the buildup too. The nice thing with foreplay and stuff is the kissing, the teasing, that that's where you build up that pressure. You know, and it's, that's, majority, in my opinion, of the excitement. And then when the penetration happens, then you can go, okay, let the gates free. But yeah, no, it's... I agree.

A lot of people think, and I've heard it from people, I've had people email me and stuff like that, that they think like women who squirt, it's just, oh, they're just pissing. No, no, you're not. Well, there's definitely a taste difference. Oh, yes, there is.

Because I remember we were playing with that one girl that squirted a lot and I remember which one well she had the boyfriend with the big dick and he'd swing it around like a oh yeah she was yeah he had this big old dick he did a power dick he'd sit there with his hands off of the swing and I think did a full 360 yeah but he did it like the most inopportune time I was trying to do the girl and I were trying to do a webcam with this guy and he's standing behind the laptop swinging his big dick around. The webcam you're trying to do is with some hairy guy trying to stick dildos in his ass.

Yes, it was awful. And she's like straight-faced. I'm behind her and I'm watching her boyfriend swinging his big dick around and I'm burying my face in her back because I'm laughing so hard. And she's like, this is inappropriate. Knock it off. But her pussy juice was like lollipop water. My blood sugar is still up. Truly, the viscosity is different. It's definitely not... It's like sugar water. That would be something that I would love to participate in for so many reasons. I'm sure you would. It's an experiment.

Like they say, guys, if they eat pineapple or eat papaya or something like that, their cum is sweeter and everything else. I'm not sucking dick. I don't know. I refuse to suck dick. I don't care what you suck. Some guys have sweeter cum than others. Some things are not done known. Sure. For you. But I wonder, does that apply to women? Because... The woman she's talking about, her pussy juice when she would squirt was like lollipop water. It was like lollipop water. So I remember I was kissing you and I'm like, did you just have a lollipop or something? I mean, is that sweet? Is that sweet?

I mean, when you eat asparagus, right? Your urine smells. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, so it's what you put in your body for sure. For sure. Well, but is it the same with the pussy juice? Yes. It's all fluids. You're taking a lot of fluids. the fun out of this. All flow is no question about it. I think we'll definitely influence it because some guys come and taste sweeter than others. I think we need to get a government grant to study it intently. If I got to eat pussy for two years to find out what everything tastes like. I think you have to do that.

Some of these studies might take 10 years because you have to document them. I'll take one for the team. Yeah, we'll take one for the team. If you're a beautiful woman like the two of you, I'll do what I got to do. That's a team player. Just for science. Science. Oh, you poor thing. It's not like I really want to eat beautiful women's pussy. I will. Well, at the party with those women, how many of them squirted? All of them. I know I got wet spots. I don't think all of them did normally. Right. Somehow I made them all squirt. I know. There was wet spots after you. I know I was...

There was wet spots and then there was saturation. Yep. Those are both. But can you tell a difference between their tastes? Or were you just too... It was numb? No, no. I could have kept going. The problem was it was like 3 o'clock in the morning and she's like, we have to go home. We have to go home. Come on. It's like, yeah, no, I do. So the thing is, though, with squirting, I think, too, is that it happens when you're coming. You're not peeing when you're coming. You know what I mean? But I'm saying some people think that. Yeah. I always, you know, would do that afterwards, but of course.

You should. Queen out. Yeah. But yeah, that urge goes away. Now, if you masturbate, can you square it when you masturbate? Yes. But it's more of a deeper, it's going to, you know, be so warm. Tell me slowly. and just... Oh, my God. Well, I did it today because, you know... You did? Yeah, this morning. Do you have any video of that you want to send me? Start the day off right. No, I'm so awkward. There's no, like, me in the phone and I'm playing. It's just not happening. Just tell me slower. So I was playing and... Oh, my God. What were you wearing?

You know, my juice is like the burning, the burning out of me and then they run down my ass and I just... Oh, that's a beautiful thing. It's just so different but it's... Oh, my God. Like, I love it. I'm almost like turned on again by it. You should be. Right, right. Well, if you know you're going to be masturbating, I guess you like prepare, like put a towel down. Depends on, you know, how lazy you am. Because that's something that you have to always think about. Or if it's like first thing in the morning. Yeah. No, I do, yeah. I mean, waterproof mattresses. I know.

Is that your favorite place to masturbate, it's in bed? I mean, waterproof sheets, necessary. Do you masturbate in place else other than in bed? I'll masturbate standing in in front of the mirror. Oh, do you? Yeah. Just because for some reason, I don't know why standing up, it's like it's easier. And I guess maybe I'm assisting like the blood flow. Well, I have to tell you. I don't know why I have to bring this geeky science part. Oh, no. It is science. The first time we played, and this is only the second time, the first time, there was a lot of alcohol involved. Yeah, yeah. No bueno. Yeah.

So this time, I actually got to, one, I actually heard her moan. Uh-huh. Very erotic. Two, I got to kind of look up and see the facial expressions. Right. You saw my chin. You saw my chin. That's all I need to see. That's all you need. I don't know. It was very erotic. Yeah, yeah. But I think a woman who squirts, not necessary, but I think it's... It's hot. It's really hot. The first time I experienced a woman squirt was awkward because I didn't know what to expect. And you get that warm, you get that warm gush. Oh my God. So warm.

You know, like, and that's the thing is like you're when, when I, I didn't know that it was cool or that it was a good thing when I was younger. Right. And then you're like, do I apologize? Did I, you know, you have the same questions. Other people think if they don't squirt, they're like, did I pee? No. Like, yeah. So I still have to. Yeah, exactly. Right. So you always feel like you have to explain because you're just going to make a mess. Yeah. It depends on how experienced the guy is. Especially if you're on top, you know, and then you're like, hey, is it too wet?

Do you want me to dry you down there? It depends how you're going to dry it. Yeah, it's true. Now, have you eaten? Oh, you just do that? Okay. I was going to say, have you ever licked your juices off a guy? Oh, yeah. I mean, I'm all in. Okay. As long as it's your own, not another girl's. Right. Well, that's my circumstances thus far. Yeah, Todd. Nothing wrong with that. I'm still picturing it. I don't mind. No, and the thing is, again, I'm not asking for a number, but earlier, her juices were very nice and everything else was going well.

And then all of a sudden, after five minutes, all of a sudden, I got that warm gush. It's like, oh, fuck yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's just like... I didn't know if you might have come before that, but not been a squirt come. Because you can come without squirting, right? Right. Yep. Oh, yes, you get boats. That's like... Win-win. Yeah, winner-winner, chicken dinner. Vince wants a tally. No, I don't. No, I don't. I don't need it. How many times did you come? No. I'm not keeping a squirt. What is it? But no, it's...

I think it's fascinating how a woman, another bonus of being a woman, you could potentially have so many different types of orgasms. Yeah, you have multiple ones. You have multiple orgasms. Men, we're done. Yep. It's a squirt, but it's only one. One and done. Well, unless you're still a young man, you might get two out. Do you know what I think a man, a coming like a man is, is when you play with your clit on top? Mm-hmm. Because it's kind of similar thing. You have similar emotion. I think that's all they got. I think that's the best that they got.

And I feel like the internal coming for women is like, fuck, I might jump out of my body right now. You know what I mean? That's an interesting study. There's no way of verifying, is a man's orgasm stronger than a woman's? Depends on the man. Depends on the woman. I would love, you know, comment, like, subscribe. We'd like to know what you think. We'd like to know. Yeah. Inquiring minds want to know. Yeah, what is your coming like on a scale and does it differ? Mine have only gotten stronger, which is weird. Yeah, mine have gotten stronger. Go apeshit. I fucking love it.

Like I love a loud man. Like he's coming at himself. Yeah. You're vocal. Yeah. Yeah, my orgasms have only gotten stronger and more recently even gotten stronger. Yeah. Your curling toes, you don't have. That's it. Yeah. I'm curling toes that don't belong to me. Yeah. So that's not a bad thing. So age is not a, that's not bad. You may not be able to keep, you know, keep going and keep going and keep going, but it's stronger. If the orgasms I'm having, if I had multiples, I would die. My fucking head would explode. Yeah. I'm coming, I'm coming. It's like, well, gotta find a new one.

It's like, Yeah, having multiples now, it's exhausting. Because the ones I have, they just blow the top of my head off, especially with your freaking tongue on me. It's goddammit. The propeller. The propeller. The jackhammer. That's the first time I've heard someone say a propeller. Yeah, it's... I mean, guys have made me come, and I can have multiples with them, but they're not as strong, so I can get through it. With yours, Vince, I literally cannot move. It's like, I really hate it when you make me come first, because I can't move when I'm done. It's like, why did you do this to me?

I can't even fucking move. I just... I just went to sleep. Now it's like, oh, you made me come... I bored you? No, you made me come so hard. And it's like, oh, no. Oh, no, yeah. I mean, you definitely get the best night's sleep after you come. A, it's like a workout. B, just... Yeah, it is like a workout. Drained, dehydrated and drained yourself. I'm drained. It's like, I just want to go to sleep now. It's so good. I'm just nod off. You had asked a question a few weeks ago about are all pussies the same? True. So what was... I always ask and I ask many people. Okay, so by...

Give us definition of like what... Define that question more for me. Does that make sense? Yeah, no, it does. So it's like, is it texture? Is it the type of pussy? Is it heavier, more girth around someone's pussy? What makes it different? What type of man likes this type of pussy? Whatever it is. Maybe a man who is more lean. Maybe he likes a fatter pussy. Maybe a man who's got so much girth just to get it in deep. I'm going to assume this is a topic I have to take. You don't have to take it. Do they... Do you have input?

Do pussies, like, yeah, like what Mickey was saying, when you have your dick inside of a pussy, do all pussies feel the same? Well, let's go back to the exterior vision. Exterior one, okay. So there are women, I have seen a few pussies in my day. One or two. So have I. Yes, you have. There are women who have more... More internal versus external. We'll start with more plump pussies. And they don't have to be heavy set women. I like the sound of that. I'd like a plum pussy. I'll take one of those. I'll take two pounds of plum pussy. Slice thin. But then you have women.

You and Donna in my description would have to say you guys have small and the same as Angelina. You guys have small tight little pussies. There are women who have more pussies that are like swollen looking. And again, they can be the same build as you. They don't have to be heavyset women. Then there's women whose pussies are more engorged. That's what I'm going to say. Where their lips kind of stick out. There's a whole big thing now on social media where women wear these sheer dresses and they're backlit and you can see their lips hanging down. Their internal lips.

Well, they're not internal. They're not meant to be internal. Some may be People are meant to be internal, but others are meant to be out. Well, and that's what I'm saying is those ones that are internal, but they're hanging out and hanging down. Well, you don't know if they're internal. You can't tell. No, you can tell. Like I'm saying in these videos, I'll show you later, that you can actually see them hanging down. Sounds like a prolapse. No, not in a bad way. I mean, it's like... Yeah, that's not good. Having a prolapse pussy is not... That's what I'm saying.

Do you know like when you get excited, Donna, your inner lips... fluff out more. I don't know what the medical term is. Yeah, they swell. Swell. Okay, that's what I'm saying is internal lips. The internal lips kind of come out more. Gotcha. So she's engorged. Okay. But the normal, like the both of you as an example, if you sat there and... Okay, get up and take your pants off, both of you. I tried. But right now, I would not see your internal lips. Both of you have... No! The external lips is just the meaty parts that's around it. Yes. The inner labia of mine are always showing.

No, they're not. Let's get back on topic here. No, no. We're still there. No, yours aren't really hanging out. No. No, I think so. Sometimes, no. Sometimes I do. Because I know I can't, I have to wear underwear. I have to wear underwear. Otherwise, I will zip up my pussy lips and my pants. When you get in the shower at night, your lips are inside. It's just your outside lips. Really? Yep. I don't know. Not that I haven't looked at it. caught on everything. Okay. That's why I have to wear underwear. I have to. They got caught on everything. But didn't have... Okay, so anyway.

Some are a lot bigger than mine. They have women whose lips are really meaty. Like, they're clitoral stuff and everything. It's like, just hangs out without even being stimulated. Yeah, some people like a lot of junk. Okay. Yeah. The same as, like, earlier today, like, inside your pussy when I had my finger in there, it was very, um, bumpy. Okay, which is a good thing. No, like, Donna has some, not as many as you. And there's some women I've been inside my finger and stuff like that. There's nothing. It's very smooth. So it's a weird thing. It's like they're all different.

All pusses are not the same. No. Some women's quits stick out like a little penis. Some stay very small. No, it's... I mean, I love when you're looking... I love when mine gets so full with... I'm assuming blood. Sure. And it's like fat. Yep. Love. Get me to a fat pussy. Take me to a hard clit. Yours is right where it needs to be for me. It's like kissing me back. Yeah, you say that. Yeah, it's great because your lips swelled up and opened up and it's like as I'm licking it, it's like they're kissing me back. God bless you. That's what I like. Yep. Me too. Yep.

And the same thing is like If you actually Like when I shoot video When I see a woman Whether it be Don or whoever And they're riding the dick And you see those big lips swollen And there's like Like grabbing onto the dick Like a fucking octopus I always called it A Portuguese man of war I know my pussy Doesn't hang down that much But I always thought it did Until you said Oh your pussy doesn't hang down a lot It's like Are you kidding me There are girls That had smaller lips than me That had them removed When I was dancing nude Why would you do that?

I don't know She It was a girl I danced with Oh my pussy lips they hang down so much, she literally had them surgically altered. And they weren't that much bigger than mine. They really, really weren't. I mean, they were like maybe a little meatier, but they, it wasn't like they hung down to her knees and she said, I hate them, I hate them. I would think that would kill some of the feeling. I don't know why you would do that. Don't know either. Don't know. No. Don't. Don't. But no, it's, pussies are not all the same. The same as some women, um, Because I could speak to my ex-wife.

Before kids, I was more than satisfied. When she had kids, she needed bigger sizes. It stretched her out. It's like, no, I need eight plus. I'm sorry, I didn't bring eight plus with me. There are some people that say, no way, it tightens back up. But most guys I talk to... Some might. Yeah, some might. Like you said, everyone's different. Everyone's different. You have to do your kegels. Sure. Sure. Your exercises. You know, it's, everybody is, again, I think the mental aspect ties into it.

You know, you're not, like when you masturbate or you're having sex, you're into the mental, not just the physical feeling. Oh, yeah. Definitely not in the room by myself. That's for sure. Sure. Oh, the mental game has everything to do with it. You know, that fantasy, that definitely... Mm-hmm. kicks it up a notch for sure. Yeah. So it's, you know, again, so the pussy has something to do with it, but I think the mental aspect has a lot more to do with it.

I mean, it's like for me, how you're playing, how you're, how much you're attracted to someone and you know, everything that you wanted before. Again, and I'll speak to myself. There's things sexually that turn me on, you know? So for me, I go into like, I have a, I'm very great with very detailed dreams. Okay. Very vivid. Yeah. And, and majority of them are about Donna, you know, and they're sexual and stuff like that. And I'll tell her about them. And, you know, when, when I hear her feedback from them, I'm like, Oh my God, that's hot. You know, it's like, yeah, that just helps. Absolutely.

I love my dreams. There's a body and it's hot. There's no face. It's perfect. Like there's no, sure. There's nothing emotional. It's just... It happens, but I never see a face. My fantasies never have faces. We were talking about with Angelina. We talked about how I'm trying to set up for you the mystery man. So she would be blindfolded. I don't have the balls for that one. We talked about it before on the show and I wanted to do it. I want to do it. But I, yeah, I guess I have these hang-ups. Or you just more visually need that visual stimulation. You'd have to trust whoever.

I'm going to assume you'd have someone like me set that up for you. No, I'm... You can't set it for yourself. That's the thing. You're going to come over and fuck me? Don't tell me it's you. Don't tell me it's you. I'm going to be blindfolded. No, you know what? That's what I fucking should do. Like, at least then I'll see his picture. And then... No, you wouldn't see it until maybe afterwards. Yeah. No, I want to see the picture because that's how I'm turned on. I need all of my senses triggered, right? Not all of them, but you know what I'm saying. I want my senses triggered. That's the fun.

That's the foreplay. That's like the look and maybe the conversation. Again, looking at you as much as I know you, is that there's an aspect that you don't know what this guy, who he is, for one. But it's not just visible. You're going to sense how turned... He's not going to see you until the day he fucks you. But he's got to see That's the difference. And you're going to sense, you're going to feel every bit of his excitement. I know, but if he's not like, you know, my type of material, like, you know what I love? Okay, so he'll be over 350 pounds. Big deal. I know, I know.

Okay, so he doesn't shower. Big deal. So he hates deodorant. Really? But you know what? You have to be comfortable, like, in a sense, with somebody's stink or somebody's whatever it is. Sure. You know, their body has, and you want to know that they, maybe they're groomed or whatever it is that you like, whatever your thing is. But that's part of the mystery thing. I'm speaking to my thing. I could go off maybe a picture and then kind of work with that. How many times would you have to see the face? Hold on. Yes. How many times? Then she can't do a mystery thing.

How many times have you seen somebody and then their photos were like 15 years I'll date it. You're like, maybe you want to update that because I don't know where that So if I showed you pictures of a gentleman's body and I said, these are current. I took them, but I'm not showing you his face. I don't want to fuck a body. I want to, you know, I'm a child. I think you kind of do. You know what I love? You know what I love? I do. But they got to have some personality. Okay, people have to have personality. They have to have maybe some type of charisma for me or something, right?

Like I don't ask for much, but maybe it sounds like a lot. So I'm attracted to... You don't have to be the most handsome guy, but I like a clever motherfucker. I think clever is that intelligent humor. I'm easily won over by personality. I can get that. Now I understand me. You don't have to be the hottest guy, but I have to be on the same level. I get it. I'm definitely more attractive to personality. Oh, I understand it completely. I'm just going with the complete wild aspect of like, okay, this is someone, I don't know who they are. I don't need to talk to them.

I'm going to have sex with them. And I could be walking around Walmart and see somebody and go, is that them? I could be down at a Phillies game. It's like, well, that guy... He just looked at me. Is that him? Yeah, could that be him? You know, that's the erotic part for me. I don't want to know who the female in my case would be. Quick clarify. Do you know why? It's like, is that the guy? He's got a big baseball bat. Do you know why I feel the way that I feel?

It's because I think that I have, when I meet somebody, I have more insight into the type of sex that they're going to provide and or that we're going to make. Or does that make sense? So like, I can look at someone and be like, bam, you're a jackhammer. bam, you're just, you know. You would think that. That's not always the case. It's not always the case, but I'm telling you, you can tell. Somebody who talks slow and is particular about their words, maybe they're more charismatic. Maybe they're more sensual. Maybe they're more attentive. Maybe they're more attentive.

And especially a man who's a good listener. He's going to... What you're talking about. I'm just saying. It's food for thought. I could be wrong. I'm just saying, but think about it. Who's more incontent?

to be more attentive a good listener or someone you know who's just like yesing you right like who's going to respond are they going to slap my ass the way I like it no they weren't fucking listening I said harder and they totally failed wow now how many times have we done the mystery man I know we did it once I'm setting up another one for you well what the threesome with the two brines I was blindfolded that time too technically I was two And then my birthday party eyes blindfolded for two hours. Yeah, but you knew who they were afterwards. Well, that was actually a point.

To me, a mystery man thing would be like, you don't know who they were. Like the one mystery man I still to this day do not know who he was. Oh, that's fun. Yeah, I don't either. We've lost track with him, so. Damn. That would have been fun to like, you know. Wait, you never showed her a picture afterwards? I never took one. And he wasn't on like a site? Well, he was supposed to come back. Yeah, he was on the site. I met him through SOS. Okay. Did you not see the site picture? No. No. And that was 20 years ago. Oh, and then he took it down?

I don't remember what his job was, but he traveled a lot for his job. And it was one of the things, like, he traveled so much that he wasn't going to be back for, like, two months. Can you just do me a favor? Find a picture, send it to her, give her closure. I don't care. I don't care. She said so many dicks between now and then. It doesn't matter. I don't need closure. It's fun just not knowing. I'll never know who that was. That's actually kind of erotic. That's actually kind of fun. I'll never know. It's like, huh. It doesn't bother me. Am I sounding like echoey? How's that? Is that better?

Yeah, it's better. Okay, I need to get closer then. I was leaning back. I said every man get closer. Get closer. What's the joke I hear on Instagram now? Does my dick look like a No? Oh, it would if you had a face and two hands on it. There you go. But, yeah, no, I understand your point with it. But like I said, I've always had the fantasy of just somewhere random, like an elevator or whatever. You can't really do it now with all the goddamn cameras. Some woman gets in an elevator or whatever. Yeah, because there's plenty of time for that. Yeah, in between floors.

What woman do you know that wants to have sex really in a while? an elevator. Well, you can't. It's a fantasy. How many fantasies? No, no. Never mind. I'm wrong. But you hit the stop button and you sit there and all of a sudden you just start kissing, you fuck, and then you put your clothes on, you hit the go button, and she gets off on the next floor. It's a fantasy. In my fantasy, I've got a fucking big cock, okay? No, no. I really had some great... I think I was outside to just lift up the skirt, a couple blows. I say blows, but I mean thrusts. Right.

A couple thrusts, you know, and then it was like... When did this happen? That's, you know, that was just like the... I was in a relationship. Oh, okay. And that happened. And it was just impromptu, spontaneous, and a taste for the future night to be had. There you go. Sure. That was great. And then we went and ate dinner. Yeah. You know. I would really encourage more people to just do more spontaneous things like that. Even with their wife with their long-term whatever. Yeah. Fucking throw up against the car. Okay. Yeah, all about that. So real quick, let's go to the aspect of...

So now you're six, eight months into swinging, so something you're still... Wow. We're documenting, yeah. We're checking off these months. Well, again, obviously it's still something you enjoy. You know, I took down my sight, but I have my friend. Sure. You developed a little pool of... I have a little pool of friends. Fuck buddies. Well, it has been a wife, too. I like it. Oh, there you go. Yeah. And... Okay. So, yeah, it's nice. Do you enjoy, like, playing with him and teasing her? Yeah. I don't have a problem. Love a nice set of titties. Yep. Okay. Wow.

Could definitely make out with a nice face. So you've been progressing pretty good. Yeah. That's great. Sounds like you're moving into the bisexuality. realm. Yeah, but I think I'm done. You know, I'm a waist up kind of chick. I'm a waist up kind of girl. Okay, you're not going to try sampling pussy? I have no desire, but that, you know, never say never. I'm just saying I have really no desire. Not my thing. I don't really need that to be my forte. I have no desire to sample cock, so we're okay. He's not even a waist up kind of guy. Nope. Not even a little bit.

Most I might do is high five him over her back. That's it. Yeah, I have nothing against it. I think women are beautiful, honestly. Sure. I just, I love cock. Good for you. I love me some cock. So now, today is Thursday night. The show's going up Friday morning. So, it's a... It's not Thursday. It's Tuesday night. It's Tuesday. It's going up Wednesday. I'm sorry. I was like, what? I looked at my watch. I'm like, are you kidding me? I've lost track of time. You always do this. I've gone up Wednesday. Oh, yeah. Look at your calendar.

We're setting up, not setting up, but actually Mickey might be coming over Sunday to play with you and one or maybe two of your playmates. Well, I'll be a voyeur first. We're not really sure. Oh, she's going to jump in. You're going to jump in. I've never jumped in. No, but that's what I'm saying. But you've had circumstances in the past that time constraints you couldn't. Right. Right. You had to go do things. Do things. things. Prior commitments. Now you have no commitments right this month. And the younger guy that sent you his picture, he's never had two women.

We have not told either one about you. There's something about inundating a man that really appeals to me. So I might. I just might. He's really nice. But I'll be surprised because it's not really like... I don't want to say it's not my thing because you never know or I don't know. But I'll be surprised if I do. Well, we'll see. We might have something to talk about on the live show on Sunday night. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Let's do that live. Yeah. We'll talk about that live. See what happens. See what does or doesn't. And the second gentleman might be on the show live that night. If he can, yeah.

If his schedule permits. If his schedule permits. Is that Mr. New Jersey? No. No, this is Mr. Video. He's another videographer. Yeah. He's the guy with Donna. I was surprised after we had him on the show. It was a nice conversation. And we're hanging out by the fire pit. And all of a sudden, his dick fell to her mouth to every inch. And it kept getting bigger. I thought he had some girth. Yeah. I mean, you know, it kept getting bigger and bigger. Do you do charity, like charity compliments? Or do you mean what you say? No, I mean what I say. It's good. Awesome.

While she's blowing, she's like, oh, my God, your dick. I can barely breathe. It's nice. It was gagging me because it kept getting bigger and bigger in my mouth in a good way. It wasn't like too big. If it's someone's dick that isn't of interest. Donna's pretty raw. Like I think she's always truthful. She wouldn't say anything. We wouldn't talk about it. Yeah. Yeah. She's had a few guys that were like not worth notable mention. In case you're listening, you're okay. Well, if you didn't hear your name, they'll say. I'm not going to say anything bad about anybody because you can't.

You're bored with what you get. Except me. Except you. But I mean, I'm not going to be like, oh man, your dick is like a pencil. I'm not going to say that. No. But it's not bad in all honesty because for some people that works for them. Like I've had, you know, different friends that it didn't work for me but my girlfriend loved it. Sure. Do you know what I'm saying? So it's like, again, are all pussies the same? No. All cucks are the same and different things work for different strokes, different folks. What one person likes. That's why, like I keep saying, ice cream shops have 100 flavors.

There's something for everybody. I don't think there is a bad cock. No, there are just some that work better than others. And some people are better dancers. I'll leave it at that. Horizontal or vertical. Some people are. All right. Well, we have to wrap this up. Yeah. I'm anxious to get to Sunday. It will be interesting. It will be interesting. Yeah. And again, I got the pleasure of hanging out with Mickey tonight. It was fun, just chilling. Wonderful. It was kind of my first hot date, technically. Sort of. There was food involved, too.

But I mean, Mickey and I, we've all, the three of us have been friends for, like we've talked about before, a lot of years. A lot of years. We're going on 13 years. Something like that. Really? Yeah. 13 years. Yeah.

But there was never It was always just kind of Very vanilla And then Well, no, I wouldn't even say it's like It was, it kind of the switch got turned on Well, to some degree, it was more like They put me on the heroin We've been more instructing her You know, kind of a thing So it's not like It sounds like we're in a cult and you've been grooming me When really I like turned 40 And If I was grooming you You'd be over here for, you know, like, binaightly fucking sessions. That's another story. In my mind, you are, but you're just not physically here. Probably not a bad thing. For her.

Not a bad thing. No, it was a lot of fun. We always, I mean, you know, again, we've been hanging out for a lot of years. Oh, yeah. A lot of in-depth conversations about stuff that don't have any depth. True. Nice, nice. But no, tonight we had a nice dinner together. You brought some groceries over and we cooked them up and it was delicious. Wonderful. It was a great summer night, no wind. A little fire pit and stuff like that. Now we just need some pressure washer action. That just sounds wrong. On the pool deck, I think she needs. Some women like it rough.

He'd lick my pussy and now I have to clean that shit off. I've got to get the water. I'll do respect. I'm going to hit the car wash when I'm at home 3,000 DPI is that DPI? I want pictures of his pussy That's digital Sorry, I'm thinking digital So hopefully Sunday night on our show or live show maybe we can get Mickey on the show We'll see what happens We'll see what happens Again, we might even be able to get Mickey with some of our friends on the show Which one? Whichever one you want. Like a fellow friend? A man friend? You also have your girlfriend. She went to come over.

My girlfriend, yeah. Yeah, I mean, we could do, like, if she went to come over Thursday night. She's fun, I'll tell you. I bet. She's gorgeous. I think she would enjoy her conversation. That's what I was looking at, yeah. She's vanilla. She's got a nice set of conversation. Wait a minute. Did you ever show Donna her picture? Yep. She's a beaut. Yeah, she is. Gorgeous. So she's a lifestyle? She is. Oh, she is in the lifestyle. Okay. Wow, interesting. Yeah, see, that would be nice to have some more input people into lifestyle to have their input into this. That would be great.

See, now that's a whole show in itself. Mickey and her doing a show together. Yeah. That could be something. Call it the Pecker Wrecker Show. Pecker Wrecker. Why would you call it that? Because the two of them can wreck a lot of cock. Pecker Wreckers are girls with big teeth. She would be so good. She would be great. I love how you just said that. She's tasty anyways. But I mean, she's a great conversationalist as well. Conversationalist? Conversationalist. Did you tell her I love her yet? No. That was the first thing out of her mouth. Vince loves you. She's a doll. Isn't she a doll?

She looks it. She can't be bad. You have to invite her over one night. I will. I will. So we do our, you know, we record, our shows go up on Wednesday mornings, Friday mornings, and Sunday night. So. I prefer the live. We're recording this one right now live too. I want Angelina to call in when I. Oh my God. Oh my God. She's funny. She's a trip. She's a trip. We love her to death. All the viewers.

right now they're like holding their heads we've known Angelina about as long as we've known you yeah man she's yeah she's I can't believe I never I never and her and Angelina's first show goes up on Thursday and that's the first show goes up good for her her first show goes up on Thursday oh we're out where is she at she is and she's on our podcast yeah it's on our network and again if you want to start your own show we'd love to have you do your own show you put it up and do you on I mean have your show go for Tuesdays do you do you Freudian slip.

We could post it on either Saturday night or Tuesday. I don't know. I don't know if I'm show quality. You are. Yeah, I think you're show quality. Oh, fuck yeah. But hang on. Let me get my breath back. Madonna, what's he doing? I don't know. I don't know. I have no idea what goes on that feeble mind of his. I think he's touching himself under the dust. Are you touching yourself? No one else is. No. Hey, it's yours. You can touch it as much and as fast as you want. That's it. It's mine. Clean it and whatever I want to do it. As fast as you want. Yeah, that's something to think about.

We've talked about it roughly before. You should really think about doing your own show. Yeah. It'll be fun. Come up with your own topics. Time, you know. Well, then there's that. Then there's that. But yeah, we have three shows scheduled for her. She's going to be Thursday mornings. There you go. Trying to fight a yawn here. Hold on. Stop it. No, it's getting late. It's past my bedtime. It's 1130. 1130 already. See, now you yawn. I didn't even know I mentioned it. They're contagious. Everybody knows they're contagious. You know it's contagious. Stop it. All right.

So I'm going to say thank you. Again, go to hotwife.donnellin.com. See where she's at. If you want to email us, let us know. If you want to send a message to Mickey, we'll get it to her or whoever. Yeah, or whoever. Reach out. Thanks, everyone. Email us at hotwifepodcasts at gmail.com. All right, everybody. Have a good night.