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Tonight we had our swinger friend Jennifer Rae and her husband on the show. She recently reached out to expressing interest in joining in on Donna's fun and shooting. So, we have a discussion about her new venture into shooting adult content and being as naughty as possible. She shares what she enjoys currently and what she want to do that she hasn't yet.Make sure you follow us on twitter to see what Jennifer Rae is bringing to the table!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/hot-wife-podcast-and-the-swinger-lifestyle--5343522/support. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife podcast, where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. They're really neurotic. They're really neurotic. That's what it should be well hello everybody this is donna lynn and welcome to get a little closer to you just spin the arm towards you the arm that's the microphone i'll talk slower for you okay anyway this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot my podcast that better. And I'm here again with my wonderful trophy husband, Briggs. I'm not paying you anymore. Okay. That being said. You ran out of cash.
You ran out of cash. We do have some guests with us today. We do? Yes, we do. Oh, okay. I'm going to let them introduce themselves. Oh, whatever. a great host. Okay, I'll do it. This is your Hot Wife podcast. Oh, my God. He gives you so much shit. He really does. Jesus Christ. Don't make me hit the button. Oh, don't you do it. Don't you dare hit that button. Three seconds into it, and you're pushing the button. You're pushing my buttons, mister. Donna, don't illustrate your sleep, what in the hell she's wearing.
on a minute donna come here a minute girl lord have mercy where did you get that little blue dress is the hookers down by the river they got a yard sale going on or something oh yeah that's love that's true love seems to fit anyway i'm here with two of my friends I'm here with Jennifer right say hello Jennifer hi everybody and she's here with her wonderful husband Chris you probably actually mean it for her I don't mean it for you you're just painting my ass is what you are I don't have anything big enough to make it painful He starts taking his hand And putting gloves on I want my watch back I love that watch I miss it Go ahead I see her shaking her ass I know she she's winding it.
The alarm goes off. My ass wiggles. I guess that's when time winds down. Yeah. Good thing it's waterproof. Go ahead. So, yeah, Jennifer is with us and Chris. And we've actually known you guys for quite a few years. Probably say close to 10 years. 10 years, yeah. About 10 years. Oh, wow, yeah. They don't admit to people that know us. No, I wouldn't. Would you? When they came up into the house wearing hoods and stuff like that and looked around. I saw them swap cars down the street. Ubered in. I didn't drive my here. No, I wouldn't. Oh, I wouldn't. Less people know the better, right?
Jennifer is going to – well, you guys have been swingers for a while. Yeah. We have. Yeah, about 15 years. About that, yeah. 2007, yeah. Okay, yeah. So we've got you beat by five. Yeah, he drugged me into it. I mean, he drugged me into it. Yeah, you guys seemed pretty good. Oh, that smurf. Yeah, yeah. That's why I drink alcohol. Yeah. Lots. We probably should be, but we don't. Yeah, well, I can train you. We can fix that. So you're wanting to progress into having some more fun in front of the camera now, huh? I am. And Don is a good teacher. I don't know if I'll be too. Who told you that?
Where did you get that information? If it was on the internet, she typed it and it was a lie. Probably. Well, actually, absolutely. I'm just thinking from one hot wife to another. Yeah, you had a lot of fun before. We have. We've done a couple of photo shoots together. Yeah, we've done a bunch of photo shoots, yeah. Picked up some kinky stuff from her. Yeah. If I'm not mistaken, that was like one of the first times you got to play with a toy. It was. Yeah. And a girl. I'm still waiting for my first girl experience. One day. One day.
As soon as I kill off all the men, Donna said, if I was the last man. The last man on earth? And that was a maybe? I have a chance. Somebody kept saying, I have a chance. Dumb and dumber, so there is a chance. All right, man. So you're going to be nervous, you think, in front of the camera? I might be a little nervous. Yeah. Now, you've been in front of cameras. Hang on. Chris has shared some photos and some video of me. Not me. With me. Oh, love you. Thank you.
Yeah You've been in front of cameras Hang on Chris has shared some photos And some video of me With me I did not take any pictures of you I was photobombing her I wasn't invited to that shoot But I was there Who invited the little boy boy? No, that's Vince. The big body, little penis. He has Vince. That's not a kid. But, yeah, so, I mean, you've done it, but it hasn't been for public consumption. No, it hasn't, but we're hoping to. Yeah. Yeah. I think, I think you have nothing to worry about. It's fun. The dogs are free. They're putting, they had questions they wanted to ask you.
But, um, yeah. So, I mean, so tell us some of the people, I guess, who are going to be new to you. We're going to get some pictures and stuff out before long. What are some of the things you enjoy as a hot wife? Oh. Well, I mean, do you like younger men? Do you like men your own age? Do you like, you know, you know, white men, black men, all men, women, men? Football teams. Oh, okay, that's just me. I thought we could share. Oh, absolutely. You take first string, she gets second string. Yes. You get the offense, you get the defense.
So I think one of the advantages of being new is trying a little bit of everything, for sure. Definitely younger. There's going to be some stuff that's going to be new to you, I guess. Definitely. So I'm excited to branch out. Yeah, so to speak. That'd be cool. I'm looking forward to it. Yeah, and we have lots of playmates that I know we're already interested. Oh, excellent. Yeah, we have a couple guys. There's one gentleman who's been a fan of the show for some time. Don't know why. Donna's hot. That's why.
I don't know know i think he's listening to me what am i right do you think it's all about her it just goes to her podcast wow damn that hurt yeah you're the trophy husband chris can i get anything from you you're oz you behind the curtain I've always said Donna says no one's better looking in a dark room than me I have said that all the time so much to the point she's actually boarded up the window in our bedroom and broken all the light bulbs do not turn that shit on sometimes you never know what's going on behind the curtain.
Yeah, unless you're at an adult bookstore, then it's a different story. That's another story. Keep that one. That's next week's show. So, you know, you have had some experience with multiples. I have, yes. I've seen those videos. Very hot.
Did you have fun have fun i did i had a lot of fun so well considering it was more than one time i yeah i didn't i wasn't sure the first five times that took me a few times yeah to be really sure i'm gonna be more comfortable with it yeah yeah donna's only had one time she's been with three guys at one time okay so you've got her yeah i do got me beat yeah maybe i can train you on a few things i have no problem with you every time we set them up the guys just don't show up we've never set one up like that yeah we did i wanted to do a dp did you tell him that you were studying i did okay it was only Okay, it was only two guys.
I'm talking to you. She's had like three, four, five guys. Yeah. I have to think. Right. Yeah. Well, you know, obviously, you know. Can I lend you a hand? Yeah. Some of the guys have to go in the batter's box and just stay warmed up. You know, it's not everybody gets to play. You know, the field, you're only allowed to have so many people in the field legally. Yeah, I was comfortable with three. I think that's a good number. Yeah, it is a good number because... Yeah was comfortable with three. I think that's a good number. It is a good number because I could sit on one.
I was doing doggie with one. I was blowing another one and doing my hand jerking one off. So that was kind of good. And I could still support myself. And I still have another hand to flip my husband off. Yeah. See? It was perfect. I also didn't mind four because there's always one in the warm-up box. Oh, that's true. Getting ready. If you're talented, you have one in each hand, one in your mouth. Put me in cooch. Technically, if you want to get into origami, you can get, you know, sick. You become, you know, hermeticallyically sealed and then you have one in each hand.
That's, you know, so you have three, five, that's five. That's. It adds up. If the guys trust each other, if the guys are real comfortable with each other, they can one can be titty fucking you too. So you can get six guys. Now you're a small girl, so it's going to be tough. Yes. There's not a whole lot of playing room. Jennifer's got a little more tall than the store. There's a little more playing field. Six welcome. So, now, we've talked off-air before. Yeah. Oh, talked? Is that what they call it? Our clothes were on, and we were in a restaurant, so yeah, it was talked.
Okay, all right, I'll give you that one. The other stuff we can talk about later. Sure, next week's show. Yeah, the Jennifer and Vin show. Donna fell into a wood chipper. Again. So, but, I forgot what I was going to say. Oh, but one of the avenues that might be new to you is the back door exploration that will for sure one of the things I'm looking forward to wow I do a lot of back door I didn't used to though every once in a blue moon a guy had to to be, you know, like magic marker size. You know, which I understand. I don't want anything in my ass personally. A little kinky size.
That's fine. That's why I don't go to Taco Bell. I don't like that. Do a pencil. Yeah. I mean, my doctor, I don't even go get the exams anymore, so. Because he doesn't write, doesn't call. Aw. Never took me to dinner. Doesn't buy you to dinner. Yeah, see? I get it. I get it. It's cheap. I asked buy you to dinner. I get it. Donna keeps going in for exams every two times a week. My insurance doesn't cover it anymore. It's costing me some money. I'm here for my colonoscopy. Again. Doc, we know that's not the scope. One more this week.
So, yeah, there's going to be some of that exploration for you. There sure is, yeah. And there's going to be some other things, like you haven't ventured into many other races? No, I haven't. Once or twice, but, yeah, I'm looking forward to that as well. Wow. So now, Chris, as a hot wife husband, I don't know what we call ourselves. Watchers. Watchers. What are some of the things you look forward to seeing? I love just watching her have fun and watching her with the other guys and stuff like that.
I like to stand behind the camera as well and take some nice pictures and videos and I like to share with just local people. I don't share if people are uncomfortable. It's all dependent on the crowd and what they like and what they like to see. I really enjoy it. It gives me something to go back and watch over and over again. I think there's nothing more er more erotic than watching the woman you love. And I'll introduce you to mine one day. I see she's not here today. No. Donna's here, though. Yeah. Well, what are you going to do? Finally you.
But, yeah, watching Donna give and or receive pleasure, to me, is very erotic. And then afterwards, when we play, you know, talking about that and stuff is exciting yeah it really is yeah we've told people and we we've had people like you're kidding it's like swinging has added to our sex life and i don't mean like other people right i mean the quality of what we do together yeah and that's why i tell jennifer all the time i said i just love I said, there's all this other stuff. I can be out there watching stuff like that. Nothing more erotic to me than sitting there watching her. Yep.
And I can just watch it over and over and over again. It never gets old. Yeah, no, it's a, it is very erotic. And, you know, I'm looking forward to seeing Jennifer in action, too. I think it's going to be a lot of fun. Yeah. Definitely. You two having fun. That'd be nice. Yeah, it'd be fun, too. See? Wouldn't be the first time. No, it won't be the first time. But hopefully it'll be a little more comfortable now. We won't be in an old abandoned house, you know. Yeah. We'll be standing in front of a motorcycle. We're on top of your motorcycle.
That wasn't my motorcycle, but it was on top of my motorcycle. That was you and. Metaphorically speaking, I meant motorcycle. Yeah, okay. But it was you, Donna, and this other girl. It was. Very hot. Yeah. Very hot. Yeah, she, yeah. That actually was my first girl. Was it? I believe. Back in the, what we called Auschwitz. It was.
That room back there, yeah that was that was a really hot photo shoot yeah that was the first time i actually i played with you it was it was yeah okay yeah the way oh yeah yeah we're back in that little room at whatever the factory was i think it was like an oven type area where they like dried i don't know powder coated stuff or maybe i don't know I don't know what that was. It seemed like it was an oven. Oh, right. That was an interesting day. I remember when we were taking a ride in the elevator and stopped on the floor and there were some gentlemen standing outside there. That's right.
And we were barely dressed. Yeah, and I was a little bit of a bigger guy and everybody was trying to hide behind me. Hide behind me. That didn't work out. I was like, I'm wearing these huge like seven inches. Yeah.
That's seven i'm in trouble oh i'm sorry is that more like but these big shoes i couldn't i couldn't run away i'm like oh well they saw me what am i gonna do right and with our breasts with our boobs they were just kind of i don't really think you ruined their day no no probably they were smiling like chris and i were standing there naked yeah that was going a total bummer yeah They probably would have taken their own lives, you know. It's like, probably not. They were smiling like... If Chris and I were standing there naked, yeah, that day was gone. Total bummer.
Yeah, they probably would have taken their own lives. I was like, dear God. I think somebody would have been called that day, but anybody arrives. No, they're right. Yeah, well, yeah, if they called anybody, it would be more people like, you've got to see what's going on, not like, hello, officers. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, they were smiling like... Ear to ear. Beautiful women run around naked in heels. Please help. Send help right away. And someone locked the door so they don't get out. Send condoms, quick. Yeah. We'll ladder truck up to the window so firemen can get in. Yeah.
Thatth floor was way up there but yeah that was hot I don't mean just temperature it was July it was you're right my gosh it was great it was a good time yeah I wish we could get back in there see we still talk about it today yeah today. Yeah, we had a lot of fun in different, like that one abandoned house over, not that far from here, actually, we shot in, probably the last time we shot, that house is no longer there. No longer there. Are you serious? Really? Wow. They let it go to hell, and they tore it down. Oh, that's a shame. Yeah, they were great picks. Yep. Yeah.
So, but, you know, it's going to be very interesting watching, you know, you. Now, do you do, when you do this stuff, do you tease Chris while you're shooting? All the time. Okay. Yeah. It's like dangling a carrot. Or something else. I've seen your body. I've seen your body. There's no carrot. In my body. There's no carrot either. Seedling, but that's what I got. Sometimes you might see a hand slipping into the picture. She's teasing me enough. Yeah. No, there's nothing, you know, when nothing like watching when Donna's doing it, I just see it. I want to look over. It's like, yeah. For sure.
Yep. Yep. And I hear her go her go shit he's still here i never say that i'm like i sound like i'm a terrible person you said that i didn't have to um but no it's going to be interesting seeing you know the the evolution of jennifer come out i'm excited you know now that you're you know you've kind of been closet swingers because you You know, raising evolution of Jennifer come out. I'm excited. You know, now that you're, you know, you've kind of been closet swingers because, you know, raising your kids and now they're grownups and moved out. They are. Everything else. So now you can kind of.
We're looking to take it to the next level for sure. Yep. It's going to be exciting. It'll be hot. Yeah. Have fun with it. Yeah. You said, you know, you have to do everything in the background. And this atmosphere, you can talk to people about other things, but I'll see you next time.
have fun with it you said you have to do everything in the background and this atmosphere you can talk to people about other things without being worried about vanilla and really watching what you're saying it feels good just to be able to have a normal conversation and not have to watch what you're saying and saying what you feel yeah I agree so Chris what are some of the things you want to see Jennifer do that you haven't seen her do yet good answers Vince Thank you.
feel you know so sure yeah i agree so yeah so chris what are some of the things you want to see jennifer do that you haven't seen her do yet good answers vince can i throw a flag we're still talking football right we're talking about uh okay yeah dp dv and everything else like that you know it's her and her comfort level those i'm just happy to be there and go long for along for the ride and enjoy it. Now, how many kids do you have? We have four. That's what I thought. Four kids. That's awesome. And for a woman who said four kids, and she has grandkids. I have a lot of grandkids.
She has a rockin' body. A rockin' body. Thank you. I've been a big fan of your breasts for a long time. I've been a fan of you as well. It's radio, so I can't show you. You can show me. I don't know what you're saying. I meant your listeners. I'm always thinking about that. My understanding. Wow. Okay. I could describe it to them if I saw them. Oh, you've seen them. You are such a killjoy. Hang on a second. Okay. There we go. That's better. Somebody might want something. Oh, do you want your mic on? I'm sorry. I thought you were getting ready to sneeze.
I thought you were going to turn that off. I got your sneeze right here, mister. Sneeze this. It doesn't have the same effect when a woman does it. No, it doesn't. Sneeze these. There you go. Hit them where it hurts. My wallet. Yeah, no, true. I have a picture of you with her, I believe. Yeah, no. In that oven room, probably. Yes, I was in the oven room, yeah. There was a lot of heat in that room other than around the room. Oh, yeah.
Well, I think how it went down, that gorgeous too yeah um you guys were shooting pictures you guys like doing a bondage type thing one of you was tied to the pole i think it was her i think it was her and you were teasing her and everything else and then like she was still kind of tight it wasn't like a real tie up but she's like I'm sitting here tied up and no one's eating my pussy I couldn't let that go I forgot about it but I do remember that now what were we thinking Donna I jumped I fucked up I'm going man and her boyfriend's a good looking guy I don't think they're together but whatever no he's a very good looking guy and you know it's like Thank you.
I'm going, man. I'm in. And her boyfriend's a good-looking guy. I don't think they're together, but whatever. No, he's a very good-looking guy. And, you know, it's like I'm looking around like, okay, no one's moving. I'm in. I just – I handed my camera to somebody. I don't know who the fuck it was. Probably the guy's on the elevator. I was going to throw it against the fucking wall. I didn't give a fuck. I got a chance. Yeah, she was gorgeous. And then I got done with her. And then you came over. I think you were like rubbing my head or something while I was eating her pussy. Oh, wow.
And then she came. Rubbing your head? Which head? Unfortunately, only the one on my shoulders. See, I'm blaming you for my bald spot now. Oh, jeez. But then like you let me do you for the first time there. That's right. Yep. Yeah. Not that I jerk off to that on a regular basis. No, he isn't, like, documented, like, in his time. But if he had a sketch artist, he could. Wait a minute, what's that screen picture? Yeah. No, that was... It was a good time. Yeah, it was a good time. It was a fun time. So, but, yeah, we've never actually been...
Did you ever come to any of our photo parties when we had them? I don't remember. Was that when you had them at the barn? Yes. Yeah, I think we did. Did you come to them? Because she was... Yeah. The one wall you had there, you know, she was all tied up. Okay. I don't know if it was the landstone one or the barn. Was it the barn? It could have been the barn. I don't remember. It was a while ago. Was it the factory or was it the old barn? It was the old town was the barn. Okay, so, yeah. Yeah, and that was when we had that other asshole that was with us, Sean. Oh, I don't remember. Yeah, good.
You're lucky. But that's another story. So, but yeah, no, we haven't, we got to actually like drag you to one of the house parties and stuff we go to. So do you have any interest in bondage and stuff? Definitely. Do you? Yes. Do you guys dabble in that? Like a little flogging? A little bit. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. I like bondage. Cool. I'm not into it, but cool. Yeah, because there's a house party we're going to the 17th. April 17th, yes. April. I'm sorry. We can't go back in time. Sorry, June. What is April for? I don't know. 2024. Well, the last party wasn't April.
Probably in my brain It's a BDSM party Last party We went there And someone got flogged For about two minutes And then everybody went right in to start fucking Oh a lot of fun yeah so if you're not into the bdsm part you don't have to be you don't have yeah so then you know but i'm into other things right women there's a lot of women and i like women oh there you go that's good to know, hon. I was wondering about that. Yeah, we weren't sure. That's why I held your head that day. Make sure you eat that pushy. You eat that shaved, great Italian pushy. Yes. You wouldn't go on anywhere.
Nope, nope. I wanted her to adopt me. We wanted her to adopt us. So it would be like mama and you're so calling your mama. Soaky, soaky. Here's the sad part. It's like I bumped into her a couple years later in the grocery store. She just wanted to ignore me. It's like, I ate your putt. I didn't say that. Pussy eater on aisle nine. A quick ran back to the seafood counter, got the piece of flounder. Look, remember this? No, I guess she didn't. I can't chop. Yeah, with the picture at the end. Recognize this?
It's got a tattoo to my chest chest do you remember when I have proof yes we do have pictures see she can't deny it wouldn't want to no I had a great time and guys are now going to also be able to request video chats with you and stuff and actually you get to tease and please people from wherever that is what i'm looking forward to most really yes for sure yeah donna has fun with that she has a couple i have one regular for sure regular yeah when you weren't so busy doing your regular job you actually had a bunch of guys that would yeah now my day job's kind of you know oh well I should just quit my day job.
Just masturbate for a living? Just masturbate for a living. That's a good problem to have. No. You're just like, yeah, how do I get a job like that? I don't turn myself on. I can't masturbate. But do you squirt? I don't. Yeah, that's okay. No, me either. You're not a squirter. I'm sorry to say. You've gushed a few times. Just once or twice. It's a coffee trick. The only time I've gotten you to gush is with coffee. Wow. I've never eaten your pussy with coffee yet. Well, I just pour the coffee in there, and then she gushes it back out again. Oh, that's interesting. I put the cream in it.
So we'll have to save that for another episode. We'll actually see if we can do this on air one night. I'll give you the coffee treatment. That's always fun. Yeah. I'm not going to say no. Well, you could. No, you'd be the first. I say no all the time. She says no so much, she doesn't even know what she's saying no to. Honey, I have $20. No. Keep the $20. What? No. I play the lottery. No. I won a million dollars. No. Okay, that's my money. No. Don't stop. That's what I meant. That's what I meant. See. Okay. So some other questions for you. Sure. Does size matter to you? No. Not really. No. No.
You okay with big guys? Yes. Okay. Yep. Yeah. Well, I'm going to try anything, right? Sure. Definitely. Yep. You got to figure where your limits are. Yeah. That's going to be interesting. What do you want to try first? What would you say maybe is your biggest turn-on you want to do? Oh, I would say maybe younger. I really haven't done... Youngerer? Yeah Like in their 20s? Oh I was thinking 30s But I'm probably not going to say no to 20s Yeah So you could do like the stepmom kind of fantasy That's hot For sure Yeah Guys like that And the young guys are into it Really?
They pop real usually a big load yeah even when I was on Sex Panther doing a lot of the video chats they're always young ones like hey I'm 24 mama oh can we pretend that you're my mom or step mom or whatever I'm like sure like, sure, why not? And then, yeah, they're, oh, man, okay. Really? Mm-hmm. They were funny. They were funny. I don't think a guy likes to be described during sex as funny. No, they were so cute because they were all like, you know, they're all, you know, oh, mommy, mommy this, mommy that, which it was funny. Well, I think a sexy video would be a young guy with both of you.
Oh, like his stepmom and step aunt kind of a thing. Oh, he wouldn't last three minutes. I wouldn't have given him three. I agree. That was good. Well, he might, you don't know. Young guys, come a little quicker, but they can rebound pretty good. Really? Generally, some of them don't go down. They just stay. They just stay and stay. And stay. And I'm a multiple comer. Donna's taking a nap. Is that where the phrase mama came from? Mama. Maybe. I'm not sure. Yeah, one guy did come twice. Did, really? Well, you had, it's happened a few times.
There's one guy who stopped by here and literally, in two minutes, popped, but then stayed. Wow. Then the second time was like 10, 15 minutes, whatever it it was longer yeah it was yeah there was one guy i i surprised him by sliding his dick in my ass he goes oh my god i'm in your ass boom he came but then he stayed he stayed like that oh that's hot so and he was yeah he was pretty young really yeah he was like he was probably your late 20s early 30s. So the youngest guy you've had was, what, 20 or 21? I'm not sure. Might have been 19, actually. No, no.
I don't think there was one guy that was. I could have sworn. Really? You think? I don't think so, hon. We should know because we have to look at their IDs and stuff. He's going to say, unless the guy lied on his paper. Hey, wait a minute here. That's not our problem. Yeah. And you're hot, so I would lie. It's okay if they lie. No, it's not. That's illegal. I mean, if they... No. No, what I mean is if they're 21 and they say that they're, you know, 22 or they're 20, I'm not going to squabble over a year one way or the other. That's what I mean by that. Okay, just checking.
No, no, I want them legal, of course. Yeah. Smack you. I want to reach over there and just walk. I don't have the money for that. This program has been sun-certified. Yeah. Every time she smacks me I go with money. There's always money involved. So, yeah, no, that'd be interesting seeing you with, you know, it's going to be a little weird. At first, Donna was like it's kind of weird. It's kind of weird. Yeah.
But then afterwards, like like it was kind of fun yeah they have a lot of energy yeah a lot of energy which is always fun there was you know there was game for so many things well and that's what i'm thinking too like their imagination i'm kind of hoping they bring something something to the table yeah a lot of times because's there. Yeah. And there's cameras. They get a little shy. Again, generally you meet someone and you might talk for like an hour. They have fill out the releases, blah. And they still have a level of nervousness. So, you know, the second time is usually a better time.
It's sort of like photo shoots and all this is bugs killing me. I know. You can see it flying around. Yeah. I should shower. But the, you know, when they come back, then they're a little more settled. Like, okay, the husband didn't beat my ass. Right. You know, and everything else. He didn't come over and grab me or anything else. I always assure them that I have a penis allergy. So don't worry about it. It might come in near you.
So, um yeah no it's interesting it's gonna be interesting uh kind of thing so how do you deal with cum oh that's a good question that is a good question um i mean anyway they give it to me oh there you go right answer yep yep there's. There's really no wrong answer. Well, no. We knew a girl, a woman, who was trying to be a porn star. And she would suck a guy's dick for, if he was lucky, two minutes. Two minutes. Wow. And then like, okay, just jerk off. And then you can come on me, but come from here, right from my chin, down. Not on my face. Oh, wow. And she got cum in her mouth. She was like.
It's like, that's not really sexy. That's not selling it. I mean, I'm used to that when I put my mouth, my dick in Donna's mouth. But that's different. I know that's different. I expect that. That's four point now. Oh, yeah. That's how we say we love each other. Hey, baby. Oh, she wants me. Let's go to the other room and I'll make you dry heat. Yes, you will. Once a week, whether you want it or not. I'll make you drop acid, baby. I'll put you in a different world.
But yeah, no, I mean, like Donna, she loves, well loves well you talk about how do you like cum anywhere and everywhere i mean i i when i get like a facial i always tell me i coat my face it was cum and there were a couple guys who's like he's like i got some distance you might want to back up a little bit i'm like no no no i'm fine where i am you might want to back up a little bit. Boy, it was... He could take an eye out. Oh my God, he could take an eye out. I quick back way up, got the zoom lens out. I'm staying out of the drop zone. Birds are flying out of the sky.
He almost took out a bald eagle out of the air one day. I was worried. I couldn't give the thing mouth to mouth because he shot it. But shot it, you know. But that's always fun. You know, I like to, if they cum in my mouth, that's fine. Because sometimes I always, like, try to figure out, like, what would be a really hot way for them to cum. But sometimes they kind of go off half-cocked. And you don't always know when it's going to happen. Right, yeah. I know.
Okay, fully cocked and you don't always know when it's going to happen so yeah i know okay fully so it's like sometimes you get like a mouth when you weren't expecting it right well i always find it kind of entertaining like when you're fucking them and they start moaning a little bit you know like you know if you're fucking oh yeah yeah you know fill my pussy with your cum or my ass with your cum they're like oh yeah the next thing you know a minute later you're like sucking i'm like oh yeah coat my face it's like okay basically you're fucking, I'm like, oh, yeah.
Fill my pussy with your cum or my ass with your cum. They're like, oh, yeah. The next thing you know, a minute later, you're like sucking. I'm like, oh, yeah, coat my face. It's like, okay, basically you're saying just give me your cum. Just give me your cum. It's like in the video, it's like you've just named five different places they could deliver. Yeah, exactly. We don't know, you know, when I keep them excited and the dirty talk.
So wherever they want to come is fine by me, me but just happens to be where their dick is at the time so and like if she gets cream pied either hole one of the really erotic parts is like she gets off the guy's dick or whatever real slow and then just you zoom in and i get the cum dripping out of her pussy spread your butt cheeks wide that is hot, but you do that even when you've got a mouth full. Yeah. I don't care. I just like spreading my ass cheeks wide. What can I tell you? It's just something I do. Yeah. Well, you have a nice ass, so that helps.
There's a couple of guys that smacked it, and I have the handprints on my ass. Well, yeah. Sometimes you're like that. Sometimes you're like that. Sometimes I do. Sometimes I do. Sometimes it's like a little bit too much. It depends. It depends how into it you are. Yeah, this one guy was a young guy, and he smacked it just the right amount. He left a nice, really, really detailed handprint on my ass.
And that's what I use on the video That's like my I like We're putting it on our business card If you get a Christmas card That's pretty hot That would go right at the top Jingle ass Jingle ass Yeah so cream pies are going to be good with you? Definitely, yep. Wow. Yep. Cream pies are hot. Yeah, they, sounds it. Yeah. I didn't get over there fast enough. Damn it. Oh, damn. All right. But yeah, no, it's going to be, you know, again, watching your tits bounce while you get fucked is going to be hot as shit. Oh, my God. I love watching her tits bounce. Oh, yeah.
She's laying on the bed and just watching them sway. Oh. Get her up on all fours, grabbing her ass and pounding her from behind while her tits are swaying. I can't get up again. What's wrong? Props? We need a prop? You that's uh wow don't stand sideways you'll be okay yeah no so do you have some of your old playmates have you reached out to them and said to them about uh hey do you want to be a co-starstar? It's a great place to start. I don't know that we have, though. No, but there's been several that expressed interest while we were, before we got to this point, so it doesn't matter.
Maybe making contact again. We have some stunt dicks we can share. Someone don't want their face a shot. Yeah, we can do that. That's a problem. Yeah. We just put their ID in the front of the video. So people see, like, here's their name, their address, what they look like. You're not going to see it in the video. My wife can't find out about this, but, you know. Yeah. Well, we even got one of those SWAT hoods because a couple of them were like, my wife can't find out. So we ended up having a hood for some of them.
And the funny part is people comment on the videos like, what's that guy look like? What does he look like underneath? Is he good looking? What do we care? You should be wondering, it's supposed to be what's Donna or Jennifer doing with his dick. I don't care. You know, it's like.
Now, there's one guy, he likes a particular younger guy that I've shot with that a lot of people like and he goes oh you need to shoot with him where he's so handsome the other guy i can't tell what does he look like under the mask and i was like doesn't matter he's missing the point but you get more views that way how many times have you recycled watching it you know maybe that's eternal and i don't know I'm trying to look under the hood. Who's the man under the hood? His fins. No. I wish I'd look like that guy. I would be in the videos if I looked like that guy. Without the hood.
If I looked like that guy, I'd be at the forefront. Like, fuck, look at me. Hand Chris the camera. He's half my age and a lot better built. But, yeah, no, it's going to be hot. Yeah, it'll be a lot of fun. And our house is definitely set up for anything goes. I mean, there's no holds barred. It's like we have the things set up in the bedroom, like the four cameras. Nice. So you can just play. You don't have to worry about where the camera is.
No, I can't do to hide their face exactly and I have to free hand it and I also hold the camera in my hand so what we'll give you props for that we just we just don't we just you know title the film you know fucking during an earthquake that's perfect what the guy Donna fucks a lot lot during an earthquake i don't understand what happens what are those movies they made where they're running through blair witch project yeah you'll get motion by the time you're done with it i couldn't even watch my new camera i bought has a mode where you can actually lock it on to it locks onto your eyes yeah so when i shot down with one of her last playmates it locked onto her eyes so she's sucking the dick the actual the camera the camera didn't move the camera was steady it was i had it stationed on that but internally it was moving so it's like so the camera was turned on just as much as the guy was i don't know you turned that little thing off yeah turn that off it made it look like i was either jerking off or following it like this.
Like, I don't know. You turned that little thing off. Yeah, turned that off. Got it. It made it look like I was either jerking off or falling like this. Like, I don't know. No, no. It was okay. It didn't disturb me too much. It was a little unnerving. Distracting. Yeah. Just a little bit. Just a little bit. Yeah. Just a little bit.
And one of my favorite things I know about Jennifer's, I love this about all women women shaved uh yes of course yes it's like mandatory it is should be yeah should be oh should be yes it should be you've got your design women where they're bald all the time and they have to like go get surgery to get hair there you go yeah what's i'm saying i just hate hair i i do down there yeah i understand that do you want me to shave my head is that what you're trying to tell me that's what i took away do i have to answer now he dreams out the razor i had a dream i was on an airplane that's my vibe he dreams out the razor I had a dream I was on an airplane and I kept hearing that's my vibrator your vibrator is a fucking jackhammer so since that time that Donna helped introduce you to toys have you built your own toy collection we have it's pretty extensive actually wow yeah we add to it every once in a while find something interesting and I'll surprise him with it Thank you.
built your own toy collection we have it's pretty extensive actually wow yeah we add to it every once in a while yeah okay find something interesting and i'll surprise him with it oh nice wow yeah that's cool always jennifer has a lot of surprises and as you should keeps it interesting it does yeah toys definitely some toys are really a lot of fun we've um we had a couple companies reach out to us to give us toys we can do reviews on the first one they gave us was super nice yeah i really liked it it was a kind of a rabbit but it was a thrusting rabbit at multiple speeds it was a lot of fun and then they're like spca had something to say about it yeah but you know yeah yeah you know rabbit abuse i guess but the next one they sent me was like this rubber dildo i was like oh man guys are killing me here so you get what you get i'm grateful they gave it to me sure well i made it work but it just wasn't like the first one it's like certain toys you're really really like do you know what might be fun to shoot with jenn is your strapless...
The strapless strap-on. Is that what you meant? Is that what it's called? Yeah, it's actually called a dreamy slut. Every night I do. Yeah, it's actually a guy I was supposed to be pegging. He's like, you gotta go out and get this strapless strap-on. So I did. And it actually, part of it goes into your pussy and the other part comes out. So it like...
you're getting fucked where you fuck somebody yeah wow it's almost like a double-headed dildo almost okay it's pretty interesting but it it is so heavy that i still have to use a harness with it so that's a okay yeah there's a little you know if you're laying in a bed scissoring kind of thing with it no i don't don't know. Well, we're just going to have to find a fuck out. We will, because every time I put it in, it falls out. It's like, I thought my pussy was tight. Maybe not. Yeah. Yeah. Is that why you keep calling me Canyon Cunt? Is that why you keep it?
Donna goes outside doing a windy day in a short skirt No wonder And the watch falls out That's in my ass The watch is actually in my ass You're not yelling You don't get an echo Hello I saw a watch Just like mine Engraved the same thing At a pawn shop I'm so sure And Donna goes Look bought some new outfits. Where'd you get the money? Oh, I saved up. Something I found. But, yeah, it's going to be some girl-girl stuff, some girl-girl-guy stuff. Guy girl-. Right? That's going to make filming a little bit interesting, won't it? We may need two cameramen, just saying.
We're just set up the four-camera shoot. Yeah, then we're kind of stuck just in the bed, right? Can we use that someplace else? I can move that wherever I want. I have a little bit of camera equipment. You think? I don't know. A little bit. Then's a whole bunch of shit behind here too. No, true. I thought that they were saws. I was afraid to ask what was behind there with all the other stuff hanging on the wall. Hang on. Shut up. See the stuff on the wall? That's all our foreplay stuff.
I was waiting for somebody You bondage earlier don't mind the duct tape okay so i'm gonna say so 2020 is not behind the door okay well the girl from 2020. there we go there yeah when you locked the door behind that's when he came in yeah yeah i was like okay yeah so yeah but um yeah you know we'll just get chris a a good chair good chair and roll paper towels and you sit there and I'll do it too. Sounds kinky. He can use spunk lube. Cool. It's a drip off, but because it's so smooth. Yeah, we have to because spunk lube is a great product. It's a great product.
I gave you guys some a couple years back. We still have it. Yeah. We still have it. Actually, we don't have anyone. We did have it. We went through it already. Wow.
Yeah, and then the rest of it wound up in a hat We were cleaning, getting ready for a move And the bottle spilled over But it was water soluble It wasn't sticky It's a great product But it definitely could have gone to better use For sure We're proud to say Spunkwub is one of the sponsors of this podcast so if you if yeah so we have spunkwub again yeah they sent us a gallon thing and some little eight ounce things in november we're going to be going to exotica so we're going to be walking around there maybe you might be able to go with us that'd'd be great.
And hand out some postcards, and, you know, guys barely wear something. Oh, that'd be fun. Yeah, I have nothing to wear. I mean, it's perfect. Yeah. I have nothing to wear. Well, unfortunately, you have to have your nipples covered, and you have to have your crotch covered. Who made these rules? New Jersey. Oh. Bad Jersey. We got to call Murphy. Yeah. No, don't. Yeah. Yeah, no. Don't get me started.
It's got to lighten up a little bit Communist state of New Jersey But anyway We'll take what we can Go there and get some tickets We'll go into the BDSM area That was the first time I got flogged By a professional That was awesome That'd be cool I would do that again really awesome. That'd be cool. It was really cool. Yeah. I would do that again. You're going to do that again, right? That's what you mean to say. That's what I mean to say. You like your flogging. I do. Especially, I mean, it's a skill. It's an art. It's not just somebody slapping you around. That's not what BDSM is.
These are skilled people, and they're not hurting you. It felt so good. I felt, oh, my gosh. Oh, God, it It felt so good I felt, oh my god Oh god, it just felt so good Can I schedule you next week? For my flogging Is that covered under insurance? Oh, I wish you were, man I'd be getting into it every day They're not covering my chiropractor They're not covering your flogging Like you owe him a deductible So you can let Vince Traum do that for you? Oh, he just says, how's that? Not hard enough? Unfortunately, due to my upbringing, I was abused heavily as a child by both my parents.
So if I'm going to, I don't like anyone even making a motion to hit me. Or for me to hit someone, it means I'm pissed off at you. So I just stay away from it all. Those who enjoy it, I respect it. That's fine. I mean, like the guy, in all fairness, at the Exotica, what was that, seven years ago? Oh, at least seven. That was a while ago. You know, he says, it's okay if I flog your wife. I said, that's fine. You know, but, you know, she'll tell you what's good, what's not good. And if she tells you it's not good and you keep doing it, I'm going to kill you. And he was good.
He was like, I get it. I said, yes, you will. Here's my waiver. I'll be flogging you, but it won't be in a nice way. But no, he was good. She enjoyed it. He was very professional. Yeah, she was out there in front of, you know, I don't know, a thousand people or more in that place. And she's walking around in a thong and a bra, I think. I think I had a corset. I had a corset, yeah. And, you know, she's out there getting flogged in front of everybody. Yeah, I was good with that. So, yeah, you can't be shy there. Mm-mm, I wasn't. No. Okay, I was fine. But, go ahead.
I was just thinking, we did that.
Whenever we did the wrestling in that other lube it wasn't a sponge it wasn't it was a competitor that lube doesn't exist anymore yeah really it was another lube company the first year we went to exotica they sponsored the podcast i used to run uh back then it was adult pleasure network which does not exist anymore um it's all porn stars and they actually had this i don't know it was like an arena it was like a hundred feet or so long yeah it was like a slip and slide kind of a thing and what he did he had 55 gallon drum of his lube and he actually spread it all over this and then so it was like a pig race they had to try to uh donna and the other woman had to get to the other end.
In the meantime if she gets ahead of you, you grab her ankle and pull and in the meantime they're all glistening and stuff. Yeah, we're just rolling around and that's why I didn't care. The real hot part was Donna was in a thong and a bra again. Oh no. And the other woman I don't think I had anything Oh, I had a little triangle top. It was like a bathing suit top. It wasn't even a bra. But the other woman who claimed to be a porn star I don't think I had anything. Oh, I had a little, like, triangle top. It was like a bathing suit top. It wasn't even a bra.
But the other woman who claimed to be a porn star, she was wearing, like, a T-shirt. It's like... And shorts, and it's like... Yeah, like, okay. But when it was all done, Donna, I mean, she had a lot of people cheering her on and stuff. Like, the guy had the garden hose, and Donna was, like, on her knees, leaning back, and they're, like, washing her off, and she's, like, rubbing her knees, leaning back, and they're, like, washing her off. And she's, like, rubbing herself. And so it was pretty hot. That was fun. That sounds hot. It was fun. Yeah, you can't be shy. No, I'm.
I'm still stuck on the little triangles. Bikini top. That sounds hot. It was. It was. I had it from when I'd been dancing. So I was a little. It was black. It was like a leopard, gold leopard print on it. Yeah it and it had a tiny little Do you remember it? I don't It was a special bathing suit that they called a slingshot So it didn't just go around your legs It came up and crisscrossed over your shoulders I've always seen them They're sexy I really don't remember that part of it There's pictures I'm wearing I think that's the one. Yeah, I have it somewhere.
I think that's the one I was wearing. I know it definitely was a slingshot. I think there was a leopard print to it. But, yeah. It was fun. I would do that again. So would you enjoy walking around someplace, basically almost naked and strangers wanting pictures with you? So I never thought of vlogging as hot, but now I want to do that.
do that yes that sounds it's like getting a massage except um when he comes up public and yeah when he comes up through your crotch he'll snap it so it's a little bit like whoa so that's it's not painful it's like just i guess it is a little you know what jenn probably like? What we did for your birthday. Oh. You want to tell her? Oh. It's probably more erotic if you tell her. Yeah. This man, my husband got... Not Vince? No. Yeah, my real husband. Somebody she loves. Right. No, he got me... We went to this couple's house.
house we were into the bdsm world now there's three doms and their wives there well these are the same people that have the house party they had the house party right exactly the same people very knowledgeable so i trust there's a whole good trust level we had already okay me i'll set the story and then you can tell detail okaye. Okay. We'd been to several other parties. We hadn't participated, but we had gone actually up and recorded. Donna and I tried doing a podcast a couple years ago, and she lost interest in it. Yeah, it was okay. She wanted instant results. I said, just hang in there.
But anyway, so we stopped, and now we have this one. So we actually recorded with them, and we're going to do it again because it was a phenomenal conversation of talking about the whole BDSM world. They don't call it BDSM. They go and call it Power Exchange. Really? Interesting. Can you tell we're married? She answers my answers. Yeah. Finishing your sentence. No, we say it at the same time. What am I going to say next? What am I going to say? No, it's James. What am I going to say? Fuck you. Exactly. That's exactly it. It was true. I was just waiting to shut her mic off again.
So we recorded the podcast and stuff, and we wound up playing a little bit afterwards. And then that night we set up a thing where Donna's like, you know, I enjoy the bdsm thing but i don't you know i've never had anyone so he says do you want me to put you through a basic training thing i'll train you to be a sub she goes yes i do yes i do so we took her up one night that we set and uh you know she came in the house he stripped her naked out actually out the patio, and they live in a very busy neighborhood. Stripped her naked on the patio, brought her in blindfolded. That was for the party.
That wasn't for the training. Oh, that was – okay, but you – well – You just – you ruined my story. I'm kidding. I don't – okay. Go ahead. Then you take it. Okay. So she did a training. I did the training first. Okay. So which the husband and the wife went through, went over like, you know, green is good, yellow is like it's getting a little too painful, red is like, okay, too much. Stop. Okay. So we did that for one night. Yeah, yeah. She did that. It was fun. So then I set up for her birthday, her 62nd birthday. Birthday. I just said for a minute.
I called him up and I said, hey, for her birthday, I'd like you to find a few more doms. And I'm going to bring her up there. I want her blindfolded. I want her to know who was there. And I want you to make her the ultimate sub. Yep. And I was. Yep just a, I knew how to walk through a neighborhood, so I wore like a nice dress, but it could be unzipped, and he did. As soon as I got to the door, I had to unzip the dress and be naked on his front patio before he let me into the house. He blindfolded me and then led me into the house. Again, it's releasing, you know, your power.
You're giving your power to, your power. You're giving your power to him. You have to have trust. And again, I'm there. Right. I kept saying, no, lock the door. Leave her out. Call the cops. There's a naked woman out front. She's crazy. He's done that before. Don't even laugh. Like 12 cops show up.
It's like so they led me in into the into the living room and they restrained me against they have a column in their living room that's where i while she's blindfolded she doesn't know who's there i have no idea who's there and it was really weird because i could i knew that there were people there but i couldn't hear them and um i i found out later on that they were just winging it here i thought they had things like choreographed because i would feel nails on me then i would feel you know somebody slapped me with a a little bit of a flogger or some a strap or somebody would tweak my nipples or somebody would punch me.
That was me. I had no idea who all was there. It was really neat. She had three male doms and three female subs touching her at this column.
That went off for a little bit and then they they undid me and they led me down into the dungeon blindfolded oh yeah still blindfolded and then they put me on the way uh they yeah i was on a table for a while yeah on my back and it was like it got more uh they start oh he started flogging my feet and that's why i just love that and then all of a sudden i felt like giant boobs on my face and it was one of the wives and i remember sucking her nipples and um you know i could hear like people you know she's getting dicks in her hands yeah wow from time to time they would flog her pussy Flog my their dick in her mouth and women would come over and kiss her suddenly I heard somebody say someone said why don't you get up there and stick your pussy in her all of a sudden one little girl climbed up on me and I felt this pussy in my mouth.
Oh, my gosh. And I had no idea, like, what was going on. And then they left. Like, the women, I just seemed to, I couldn't tell where they went. They were probably just watching. And they got me up on all fours. And I know I got, somebody didn't be doggy. The one gentleman left, and he went into the other room with a couple of the women. Yeah, because I don't know.
I wasn't I was like I have no idea so you had two of the doms there where one was doing things to you the other one would do things and for a little bit he was fucking you and the other one all of a sudden put his dick in your mouth and then all of a sudden they would kind of switch a little bit and do things and and they would flog you some more. It was a whirl. Then the other Dom left. The other Dom flipped you over on your belly for a little bit and was flogging your ass and stuff. And then he got you up on your knees, and he was fucking you. Yep, I do remember that. It was, yeah.
And then they put, were you in St. Andrew's Cross? Well, they took off all the restraints, and he's tied me up into like a rope outfit, like a rope, I don't know, rope. Bra. Rope bra thing. Oh, yeah. Yeah, like an outfit, but I had a rope, and they led me over to the St. Andrew's Cross, and they started, that's where he used that. Electric thing. Yeah, that electric, like, I didn't like that.
That was too that was too much were you able to use your red green yellow thing for that nothing they do is going to be if any of it is something you don't want you just say and it stops I would imagine they would stop it's all respectful that was great that was the only thing that was like oh that's uncomfortable down as low as it can go so we just stopped using it Thank you.
they would stop oh yeah that's all respectful yeah it was great that was the only thing that was like oh that's uncomfortable yeah i'm as low as it can go so yeah stopped using it yeah so they did like a little pinwheel thing on the pinwheel on me yeah it was like the thing they use in a pizzeria to pop the bubbles yeah yeah it looks like a little spur yeah you're kidding one of the erotic parts of in sex in general blindfold thing. He does too, very much. Yeah, because you get to use your other senses. Yeah, you have to. And it's kind of erotic. Things become more sensitive. Yeah, I agree.
I agree. Having your eyes doing all the work for you. Sure. Now you have no idea. No. Other senses are taking over. over. Where am I? And I was trying to listen to hear what was going on to give myself more information but I didn't. You can only go so... I gave you so much. I didn't know what was going on. Sensory overload. Your little gangbang you've had. Can you imagine if you were blindfolded and you didn't know who was doing what to do? I think I was for a few of them. Were you? Maybe one or two maybe. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. It's pretty rock when that happens. It's really hot. It really is.
Yep. So I'm trying to set up for her. I did it years ago, a mystery man thing. Oh, yes. Where I'm going to have a guy come and she's going to be blindfolded. Okay. I'm still working out the details with this gentleman. Okay. And he's going to come over and they're going to play. And, you know. I'm never to know who he is. He'll leave. Okay. And then she can take the blindfold off after he leaves. Wow. So she'll never know who it was. That's kind of hot, Donna. So it could be someone she knows. It could be someone she doesn't know. And you'll never know. You'll never know. Yep.
Look, the last mystery man, I never knew who he was. Me either. Well, he was supposed to come back, and he started traveling for business, and we just lost touch. So, I mean, again, part of the problem was with that one is when he comes in, I can't really talk to him. I don't want you to hear his voice, you know, and everything else. And again, with the Swinger websites, people are on and off of there. If they have the monthly membership and all of a sudden it's like, ah, fuck, it's not working. Or like, you know, I just don't get back to it.
You know, like, you know, with the certifications you get on the one from people like, oh, they're a great couple or whatever. You know, we used to have over 60 at one point. Wow. And when we had the swinger photo parties, people would. And it's, you know, we're still almost at 40 now. Wow. But the thing is, the drop wasn't like we pissed people off. I mean, I might have.
might have but no it's more like having people drop off the site or get divorced or whatever and stuff like that so it happens it does but um yeah so it's uh but yeah we're gonna in the process of setting this up for her to have a guy she may or may not know yeah may or may not and she'll you know, we're going to put a good blindfold on her so she can't peek. I'll have to get those ones like the Dom had. I'll get a good one, yeah. Get your good blindfold. I'm a silicone. You can't see anything through it. Wow. You can't even pretend to see through it.
You know, and so this gentleman will have his way and have fun, and then when they're done, he'll get up, get dressed, leave. And once he's out the driveway and gone, then I'll let her take the blindfold off. That's pretty cool. Sometimes the imagination's a little... Sometimes. Well, I always thought that'd be one of the most erotic things. I think so, too. You know, like I always had the whole concept of like being in an elevator. A woman comes in, she hits the stop button, you know, and all of a sudden she just attacks you.
And you guys fuck like minks like there in the elevator, you know, you get done, she hits a button, she gets off, and it's like, didn't even know her name. We'll never know. Yeah. We'll never know. You know, of course, I'd quick run to the VD clinic, but that's not the story. You know. A couple months later, it's like, hello, daddy. I was running down to security and said there was a camera in the elevator. that's now. You know, that's the problem is, you know, back when I was doing a lot of the photography and stuff, the cameras weren't around like they are now.
They're all over the place now. Yeah, you can't go anywhere. Big Brother's watching everywhere. Everything. Yeah, so, but, yeah, no, it's, you know, some of the fun. But, yeah, well, you know, if you guys are interested, we'll, I mean, I know you have a tricky schedule, so we'll try to see if, you know, we can get you to go to one of the next, you know, parties. So we're trying to, actually, a friend of ours who's wanting to shoot, too, who's been on the podcast numerous times, Mickey, she wants to have, like, a little swinger pool party here. Oh, wow. So we might. You have a pool? Yep.
Oh, you drove by by. Really? Many people in the whole country have a pool in the front yard. No kidding. I didn't even notice it. It's because you're driving up the mountain to come up to our house. Got it. Waiting to fall off the cliff. Yeah. Yeah, you should have a party. I can't have too many. It'd have to be like maybe four couples tops. Tops. Yeah, the pool isn't that big. It's not that big. Okay. Well, you can have a couple couples down there and a couple couples out here. Yeah. You can exchange. Well, it depends. Water isn't a great lubricant. No. No, it's true. It's not great.
You would think it would be, and it's not. No. And our neighbors can look just a little. They took down that big tree that we're like every. Yeah, but like this time of night, who's going to see? Yeah, this time of night. True. That's what nobody's going to see. You got to keep the hours down to a, you know. That's me. So you don't bring the spotlight? Filming cameras. Yeah. But, okay, so here's my $50 question for you. Okay. What is the most erotic thing you've done so far? Give us detail. Oh, my gosh. I just saw our knees get a little closer together. You saw that. Yes, I did.
I would say on the balcony, that was pretty hot, and we were at a hotel. There were a lot of people around. but before we were out on the balcony, that was pretty hot and we were at a hotel. There were a lot of people around. Um, but before we were out on the balcony, there was four guys, I want to say, around me, had a lot of fun. And then we went out. Okay. You were with four guys? With four guys. Okay. I thought maybe you're talking like you and Chris. I'm not saying that's not erotic. I was like, okay. It's like, okay. Yeah.
I mean, you know, like one of our erotic experiences is we were sharing and we rented this one office and you know and it was in the early days when i was younger my back wasn't as bad i picked her up they had a big fireplace in our office and it had a huge mantle i threw her up on the fucking mantle and i ate her pussy out like like no that doesn't save my back i'd have to bend over yeah that's true right yeah so go ahead i'm sorry yeah no i would say you were fucking four guys on a balcony they were taking turns coming out one at a time but yeah or were they maybe they were there was like two i thinkes can only, you know, so much weight.
So you kind of enjoy multiples. I do. And it was a little risky because there were people coming. It was a pretty nice hotel. It was in a pretty good location, so a lot of traffic. So it was kind of hot. At Disney. When you have a hotel. That's why we're not allowed back. When you have a hotel room inside the resort, you know, and it's opened up into the lobby. Yeah. But, yeah, I would say that's probably up there as one of my top ones. And when the animals are looking at you. Yeah. So what's one of your favorites, Chris? What's one of the most erotic things you've seen her do?
I would have to say the same thing. That was really hot. We were in a hotel one time, and we were right next to the highway, and one of the gentlemen that we had there with us up against the window, you know, everything just hanging out there and just fucking right there. What's the biggest dick you've taken? Oh, that's a great question.
That's why I make the big bucks No, true I really don't know Okay Yeah, big I know big I can say Donna, like the biggest one she had There was a guy, he hung nine inches soft When he was erect, he was 14 Yeah, maybe not quite I'm pretty sure I didn't do that Donna looked like when, remember his toys He has a kid, like a little doll on a stick He would pull a string The arms and legs would go up and down Showing her age Thank you. Pretty sure I didn't take that. We nicknamed him Big Mike. Don, it looked like one of those toys. He has a kid, like a little doll on a stick.
He would pull the strings. Oh, yeah. And the arms and legs would go up and down. Showing her age. But he wasn't a very tall person. He was 5'10". Yeah, but he wasn't. He was a black gentleman. And he looked like he probably weighed 114 pounds soaking wet. Wow. Maybe more than that. He looked like a little kid wearing his dad's clothes. His clothes were all baggy. And that's like, yeah, you're not getting that in a regular pair of pants. No. And when he would get hard, I was like, oh, my God, you pass out when you get hard? Yeah.
And he's like, there's some women he would not do anal with because it hurt him so much. Really? Well, he didn't do anal with anyone because it hurt him. He said he tried. The women wanted to do it, and he said he couldn't do it. Yeah, like I said, he doesn't do anal because it would hurt. Yeah, it would hurt him. She had bought a black dildo that was modeled after one of the big black porn stars. And it was... It was pretty big. If it had, you know, weapons in it, it could be a missile. Yeah, it was pretty big. And, you know, she was trying to practice with that.
And she took it out and put it next to his dick. His dick was bigger. His dick was bigger. Longer and thicker than this fucking thing. But human flesh gives that freaking rubber thing. I couldn't, I could hardly get it in. That's my excuses. My dick is bigger than you keep thinking, but it gives. There's a lot of give. It's not as thick because it gives it's not as long because it gives oh boy she's getting deep here right i'm just gonna yeah i love you dear did you see double v yeah can you do double veg i have we attempted that? I think you would know more than anyone.
Sometimes things go on down there that I'm not 100% sure. That's why I'm asking my camera guy. Let's get to the footage. We're trying to capture that moment. But I would, yeah, I would never be able to do that. I still want to do double penetration, you know, back door, front door. Yeah, that would be hard. A lot of guys, we find, we try to say, like when we meet new guys, like, hey, if we invite you over to do, you know, a tag team. Yeah, I really don't want to be with other guys. I don't really want to be around another guy. It's like, I didn't ask you to fuck another guy. Right.
Have they seen Donna, though? Oh, yeah. Why would they say no? One, they might have a little stigmatism like, oh, that would make me gay or whatever. Or it could be the fact of the natural competition of men. It's like, well, if I pop quicker than he does. Yeah. You know, or his dick is bigger than mine or whatever. It's like a pissing contest. Yeah, pretty much it. We never really had too many problems with that. You know, I mean, sometimes we schedule something and people just want to show up and we wind up having to cancel the party, you know.
But then you get some of the people that just like to linger, you know, don't want to share with everybody else. Yeah, we've had a few of them. Yeah. There's other participants there, you know, that share. Yeah, most Donna's done is three guys at once. Three guys, and it worked out pretty good. One of the guys was a little bit of a... Asshole. Really? Yeah, yeah. We've gone over Jabberjaw a bunch of times. He's a guy who's full of himself and... Trying to, like, any... Too, I don't know, too greedy. Like, he just wanted to be in there all the time.
He's like, whoa, you're not the only one here. I almost think he's trying to prove he's not gay. A little compensating. Yeah and admiring himself and he's taking all sorts of supplements i think the dude tries to stay hard 20 hours a day i think he jerks off while he sleeps oh god just a minute you don't know i don't i'm just expressing my opinion yeah you never know no never know but yeah so it Yeah, so we're going to, you know, hopefully, you know, maybe this weekend you might have some time. We can start doing some shooting. Yeah. Oh. No, we'll get together. No? Okay.
Yeah, we have a couple things, right? Yeah. Okay, well, we're getting closer to free time. Hopefully. We'll get you. Yeah. So, because we have somebody coming. We met the gentleman last night before the live podcast. Really nice guy. Really nice. Really nice guy. Good looking guy. The one that. He's packing it. Really? He's packing it. Okay. Doesn't matter what's a white guy. Part of his screen name on the website that we both belong to involves Hung. And he opened up his galleries and bought him. Spot on. Yes, spot on. Great to talk to, easy to talk to. Really? A sense of humor.
If I was gay, he'd be in trouble. Or I'd be in trouble, I guess. Yeah, you'd be in trouble. You're like, oh, Jesus out of there. But I'm not gay, luckily. But yeah, no. So we're going to get to see Jennifer tear it up. It'll be fun. It's going to be fun. Do a side of Jennifer. Yeah. I think the whole thing will be fun. Or all sides of Jennifer. Well, it's interesting. Like our friend Mickey, you know, she's a married woman.
And, you you know, she's been, she has younger kids, but you know, she's kind of stifled her sexual desires and now that she's opened it up, it's, you know, she's, she wants to fuck five times a day, minimum every day. Wow. It's, it's like the Pandora's box. Yeah. I mean, she went from, yeah, we've gone through this story. She was very, very uptight, couldn't tell dirty jokes around her, couldn't, you know, couldn't say, hey, you got a nice ass, or those pants look nice when you're, no, that's inappropriate. Now she's like, yeah, I squirt, I shave.
She now has a girlfriend, she's starting to experiment and buy, she's like, she went from like, oh, you know, I don't like, you know, I don't like guys coming about. Now she's like, oh man, I love drinking down the cum. I'm like, good for you. Hey, I love the new you. Yeah. It's like, where was this person for the last, what, we've known her 10 years? Wow. At least, probably close to 12, yeah. Where was this person? It's like, oh, my. Mickey, if you're listening. Yeah, it's like, look at me. You'll meet her one day. Okay. You'll meet her one day, yeah. Yeah, oh, my God.
I think we had something to do with that, Vince. I think we've, we soiled her in so many. Well, she bought me that shirt I wore when we went to breakfast. Okay, trophy husband. The trophy husband. Yeah. It's not overstate the obvious. There you go. There you. Okay, trophy husband. The trophy husband. Yeah. Let's not overstate the obvious. That's what Donna says all the time. Yeah, participation. And you say just like you did there when your eyes rolled out. Rolled your eyes. Well, everyone gets a participation trophy now. Didn't say first place. No. It does a trophy. It does a trophy.
Let's not go apeshit with it so alright well we'll wrap this up wow it's an hour and 15 minutes I don't think we can talk that much well we do I'm anxious for everyone to get to see Mickey. No, Jennifer, you mean. I'm sorry. Oh, do you mean Mickey? Well, no, I'm anxious to see Mickey, too. So maybe you just see Mickey. I just thought that you were. See Jennifer, I'm sorry. See Jennifer. So I'm going to have to require Chris to send me some of the best pictures he has. And we're going to put them up there. I was thinking they were all good. They're all good, but I want...
That's not a bad way out of that. Yeah, no, but I want his favorites. Got it. Okay, I want a couple of his favorites and I'm going to start putting them out on Twitter. So again, if you go to our website, hotwifepodcast.com, there's a link in there to follow us on Twitter. So please follow us. Our live shows, and we're going to get, hopefully get Mickey, well, we'll get Mickey out here, too. Jennifer on a Sunday night live show. I'm going to get you with some callers. That'd be great. You know, Stephen, there's a guy out in Utah who's going to be coming out to visit.
I showed him a couple pictures I have of you that I took, and he's like, oh, I'll shoot with her. Good-looking guy, very muscular.looking guy very muscular yeah he's working out he can't wait to get a hold of Donna Donna can't wait to get a hold of him and uh he's like uh you know fun oh okay talk talk that's why I'm done with him so far he and I could do a whole podcast together just be a whole different thing yeah but he's funny. He's a great guy. So he's like, hey, you know, if Jennifer's interested, when I come out, I'd love to shoot with her. That'd be great. I'd say yes. Okay.
Do you still have pictures of him on your phone? Oh, I probably do. Not right now. Not right now. Yeah, I will get to them. Then when you guys start rubbing each other, I don't know why that. Just because I don't have a camera on. But I want to thank everyone for listening. The numbers are through the roof. I mean, the show we put out. The live one? Okay, here we go again. Maybe we shouldn't figure out. This is going out Tuesday morning. The show we did Sunday night and Monday came out Monday morning, really. Right, came out today.
The numbers are through the Roof with Jay and we can't wait to see more of Jay. Send those pictures, Jay. Oh my God. And, you know, it's again, when you see the pictures of Jennifer, you'll see why I'm anxious to shoot more of Jennifer, and shoot more of Jennifer and Donna, and Jennifer and Nikki, and Jennifer. And this Sunday, we have Angelina coming on. Oh my goodness, it's going to be a full... Angelina is a wild woman. Holy shit, yeah, she's wild. She is the true definition of nymphomaniac. Really? She came over. We shot some video of her masturbating. Wow. Okay?
And she's using the big Hitachi motherfucker, man. This thing, like, the nuclear plant had to kick in the other fucking thing. Right, right. Another tower. She's my age. She's 56, though. I'm 57. She's 56. Perfect body. Wow. Yeah, she works out. Like a banshee. Yeah, she's.
I'm better than me hey go this way this way you two have nothing to worry about but but she is truly a a wild woman wow I mean she masturbated probably in half an hour I watched her come a dozen times something like that and a Hitachi orgasm is not just like a normal orgasm this is a fucking read the serial numbers in the back of your forehead orgasm yeah yeah i was and she's she gets done coming these 12 times and she's like i need a cock i need a cock oh yeah oh my god so i said well here i am she goes no i didn't say a dick. But anyway. So she's going to be on the live show on Sunday.
Oh, my goodness. Yeah, it's going to be something else. And the Thursday show is just you and I. That's fine. Yeah, it's fine. Boring. Yeah, well, yeah, just us, ho-hum. Yeah, whatever. But so, and again, we'll have Jennifer and Chris on again. Yeah, I hope so. Yeah, for sure. I think next time, Jennifer has to wear less. I think you both should wear less. Well, I have nothing to wear, I told you. I have nothing to wear. That's what I wear. That's perfect. That is perfect. That's what I want to see all the time. The emperor's new clothes. Yeah. We'll just pretend that we're wearing something.
Got a problem with that, Chris? I have no problem with it. No. I didn't take care either. shoes and a t-shirt. I mean, you know, we could save power. Like, you know, if they're wearing no clothes, like, you know, Donna could sit on your lap and Jennifer could sit on my lap while we do the podcast. Yeah. I mean, it just really makes sense. It does. Why are we powering up four microphones? Four, right. Exactly. You know? No. I mean, so. Exactly. We're making it harder. We're hoping to. Oh, we're making it harder. Yes, you are. Oh, my.
Okay, so your homework, Jennifer, between now and the next time you're on a podcast. Okay. I want to hear a little erotic experience that you're going to have between now and then. Whether it's solo or with somebody or with Chris or whatever. Only one? Oh. Whatever you bring to the table, baby. That's an easy humor. Oh, man. She's a good student, too. I had a good teacher. Donna's leaving me soon. Rumor has it she's fooling around with Chris. I always suspected. You want to have vengeful sex? You want to get even? You want to have vengeful sex? No, I actually wouldn't blame Chris at all.
Donna's hot. I keep saying, who's not listening to me? She's hot. I'm trying to steer her in a direction. She's not going there. How did he begin? Yeah, hey, man. Oh, my going there We should have signed off a long time ago Anyway, I want to thank everyone for listening The numbers are incredible We appreciate it We're very humbled by everyone who listens Don't know why you're doing it, but keep it doing We challenge you to Tell a friend about the show And get them to listen and see what they think. Make this a conversation. Swinging is fun.
If you have any questions, Sunday nights at 9 o'clock we have our live show. You can call in. That's all I've got to say. That's all. That's it. Do you guys want to sign off? I'll be the last one. Say goodnight. Thanks for having us. We had a great time. Didn't have you yet. I think you did. Not tonight. Thanks for having us we had a great time didn't have you yet oh i think you did yeah not tonight thanks for having us and thank your listeners yeah all four of them all four of them okay we're up to five now come on okay everybody have a great night We'll see you next time.