Magic Dick

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Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. Unauthorized rebroadcast of this show is strictly prohibited without'm here with my wonderful husband of course who else would you be here with I'm sorry.

I'm looking at her cleavage all the time. is, job security. Yeah, how about that last show with Sadie Summers? Oh, that was awesome. I kept looking at her cleavage all the time. Yeah, me too. Does she even have a head? I don't know. I don't know. Actually, she does because she kept flicking her hair. I thought it was really nice. I actually went and did some homework looking around at some of her videos. Oh, yeah. God damn, she's hot. I started following her on Instagram, too. Oh, that's good. So. Oh, yeah. God damn, she's hot. Oh, that's awesome. I started following her on Instagram, too.

Oh, that's good. I need to. So let me repeat that. God damn, she's hot. So are you, though. Oh, Jesus, no. She's 20 years younger than me. It doesn't mean anything. But, you know. Age doesn't mean you're not sexy. I'll agree with that. My sexiness is age-less.

Oh, you know, that's's true I am married to the most you know stunning good looking stud of a man you don't need to bullshit me to have your way with me you just have to sit there and go I want to have my way with you which are words you've never repeated I said no one ever you know whatever I drink a lot of bourbon in my head it happens well you're so hot and this and that that you know just you feel you might be a letdown yeah that could be or that you have this magical cock i jump into tonight's topic right off the bat well you started with the whole thing i'm like oh this is this will segue right into it so nicely yeah we'll get into the nastiness in a second but yeah today's topic is going to be magic cocks and uh we were driving to go get some building supplies and talking about some people we know and these men tend to think they have these magical cocks so and so we're going to get into that in a little bit.

But right off the bat, yeah, so you can tell I'm fired. I'm a couple of bourbons in. Oh, my God. That's, yeah, I cannot. I don't know what to expect.

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So let's get to it. Well, you know, you're also going to put a eight and a half by 11 or eight by 10 or whatever of sadie in there so you can see the ad for sadie sadie somewhere in the new magazine the new magazine i'll do it tomorrow as you should so if you're hearing this it's already been done it's already been done good for you dear you are like it's already been done. It's already been done. Good for you, dear. You are like, it's like back to the future. Did I mention she's hot? Oh, my God. That was so much fun talking to her, too. Oh, she's great. But you know what?

We've had great guests all along. Yeah, we really have. I have to say that none of them were sticks in the mud or anything. Yeah, I mean, Susan back then was great. Dr. Elliot was interesting and fun. Very interesting and fun. And then we had Shay, not Shay, Ray. She was great, beautiful woman. And then we had the VR people. People, yeah, from Plush. Is it Plush or Blush? Plush, Blush, yeah. That's interesting.

We have to reach back out to them too because they want to shoot you yeah i know they do it's a different kind of shooting um yours leaves a mark and evidence lots of evidence so and then we also had claudio claudio oh claudio Yes. But. We've had some interesting people that are in the adult industry. Yeah. You know. Yeah, so. So anyway, the magic cock topic. This has come about because. No. What? Go ahead.

Well, we have talked to people and they're like saying, yeah, there's this guy trying to get me to you know to to get with them whatever and he just says he has this magic cock i was like and she was even saying oh yeah right well in all fairness this is where i want to go with this yeah okay the magic cock thing we've heard it both from women who meet somebody and we've heard it from the guys who think they have one. Mostly from the guys who think they have one. Oh, sure, sure. Mostly from the guys who think they have one.

We've met one or two women that are like, oh, my God, he's got a magic cock. It's like, all right, whatever. I'm sorry, I'm speechless. So we'll get to it.

We get to it i like i don't know where they're going with this it's like okay how many men have you been with and you think he has a magic which way do we want to go first with the guys or the girls well the the guys are i have known a more a lot more men who think they have a magic cock than women than women who think the men have a magic cock okay yeah sure I agree with that there have been a lot of guys that are like yeah I got what it takes I got the magic I have a magic cock mine's disappeared I can't bring it back poof and there it goes what are you a magician I only learned half the trick I can can't believe you can make it disappear.

Guys that brag about their cock being so magical, that is a red flag for me. Okay, so here's the first piece of advice. Okay. Okay, for guys. Okay. For guys. That's what you meant for me. Don't brag about your cock. Let women or men, whatever your preference is, let them tell you how great your dick is or cock is, whatever. Do yourself a favor. Don't be a fucking asshole and come out and like, oh my God, I'm going to be the best dick you've ever had. It may happen.

it very well may you know and but don't sit there and make it more interesting for the woman or whoever right to sit there and like let let it all be a surprise that adds to the eroticism if it is so magical yeah you know guys that start bragging themselves it's first of all it's an instant turn off okay and i just shut down yeah so any guy any time a guy talks to me about his cock i'm you shut it right down too you're not aroused no not at all not even it's like i'm staying straight well it just reminds me that one that one kid when i was still dancing that came up and said yeah baby i'll be the best sex you ever had i'm like all right that's i don't know how much sex i've had well i've had a lot more sex since then since then sure but you know he didn't even last two minutes in a couch dance room and came in his pants so it's like all right touch his dick i did not even touch his his dick my butt cheeks just ground on him and he came in his pants on top of his pants I do have a magical butt cheeks I think so my butt cheeks could just reach out and grab his cock and just squeeze it with my butt cheeks well your pussy and ass aren't tight you can basically rip a dick out by its roots they're not as tight as it used to be but you know i talked about that that's show number three that's show number three yeah i got that right so yeah when you start bragging on yourself and your dick is so magical first of all it's a piece it's an appendage okay it's like saying my arm is so wonderful i mean look that big word.

I mean, look that up. Hold on. Yeah, look that up. Like, yeah, look at my arm. Siri, what does appendage mean? My arm can do magical things to you. No. Dude, it's just an appendage. I could get the same. Hang on, hang on. What? My ass hurts. Did you sit in my appendage? My arm can do things to you. It's like, ouch, Jesus Christ. Yeah. Well, the thing is, it's like, if I were to close my eyes and somebody were to stick either a dick into me or a toy or something like that, will the sensations be similar? Maybe, maybe not. There's a whole lot more. That's a good question, too. Yeah.

Can you tell, if you were blindfolded, can you tell whether it's a dildo or a real penis? I bet you could, because the stiffness of it. Stiffness of it. But I guess my point is saying, dude, if that's what you think you are, that you're just a dick, then, yeah, you are a dick. I mean, guys, I have gotten more pleasure from guys with average-sized penises and have a good personality and are responsive and are fun than these guys are like, yeah, baby, look at my dick. It's so cool. Look, look. It's like, no, sorry, you lost me. You just, boom, lost me. I'm devil's advocate. Okay.

There are women who are size queens. Oh, that's true. Okay, so they need that depth, that girth. How many kids do they have? I'm just saying. Whatever their biological makeup is. Yeah, I I'm just saying, in all fairness, I'll play devil's advocate, that you might need someone with depth and girth, or girth and not depth, or whatever. Whatever. So that might be how you, I mean, in all fairness, women who can do fisting.

I'm sorry, the average guy, like myself, can I even do damage to that can i even can i even make it the first base i don't know so that's where pussy eating skills come in because it's like okay whether you could take a fist or a baseball bat or a pencil yeah exactly you know pussying skills you know it's like okay apples and oranges i mean i guess my my thought process is i don't like guys that are braggarts i don't like guys that have egos sure and over inflated egos so when they say they have a magical cock they could be saying a lot of other things besides magical cock and i it would it would just shut me down they're like yeah baby i'll be the kiss you have.

I'll be the best whatever. I'm like, let your action speak for itself. I'd rather have a guy be like a little more demure and a little more, you know, not so egotistical. Okay, let's back up 20 plus years to you and I. Oh, yeah. You and I didn't have initially any sexual tension between us. We were best friends we were yeah we're just business but you've heard me the same as i do on this podcast kid around about um what did you use a kid around about well you always even now i talk about my lack of sexual uh giftedness you don't hear me talk about my pussy and prowess.

You don't hear me talk about cock size. You don't talk, you know, you hear me say it. Yeah, you downplay it. Yeah, I downplay it. And, you know, and I've had women that I've been with, like, that's not what you were telling me. It's like, well, I'd rather be surprised. Yeah.

You know it's i get you know and i there was two guys who made comments about our podcast some time ago right it's like oh the husband always does a pick on himself we're having fun we're kidding around we're it's if you take too much of this seriously fuck you you're listening to the wrong podcast i'm not going to sit there and tell you I'm the best thing since sliced white bread, okay? Or pumpernickel or whatever. Whatever bread you want. Whatever bread you like. Whole wheat, whatever. You know, I prefer to leave something to the imagination.

Yeah, you're better off not saying anything and just letting her find out on the road.

Yeah, so if you misconstrue my kidding kidding around about right downgrading myself kiss off you know it's like i don't need to i'm not pounding my chest saying i'm you know you have exalted my some of my abilities well it works for me let's put it that way and a lot of other women so whatever but i don't need to do that it's not you know just because let them find out for themselves maybe because you guys enjoy what i do doesn't mean every woman would oh yeah absolutely i get that um you know and anyway so to sit there and say oh i've got a magic whatever it's just like dude you just tell me you're an arrogant fuck that's how i took it sorry yeah you'll be sorry yeah that's how i took it when there is there's we've heard there's some i can think of three guys that think they have a magic cock and it's like yeah and i wouldn't touch any of them with the 10 foot pole i see i know one there was the cook at that one restaurant that I telling the waitress he had a magic cock cook at a waitress cook at a restaurant yeah oh no he owned the restaurant but there was a waitress we used to we were kind of like buddies with we played with her and her husband once i think wow oh that tiny little restaurant it's real tiny it has like six booths in it oh come on we used to eat there all the time and they made the remember the omelets they would actually cut up the vegetables and oh oh okay yes they made a little special omelet for us fresh vegetables and she used to say that the the owner or the cook the cook said he had a magic cock yeah remember that little hispanic guy yeah um hey we don't know don't care I don't know don't care but when when people tell you they have this and the way that they say it chances are it's not you say that about a lot of things i had the biggest i had the best car you could ever have yeah chances are it's not these are just things you learn in life when people brag about things let's pretend i'm him okay do i have to so what no so i'm a cook you're the wagers we're talking about but i don't sit there and tell you anything about my dick okay okay and we have no intimate relationship okay what would gain me more telling you that i think i have a magic cock and i could please you or just sitting there like wow you look you look very nice today i'd rather yeah forget the magic your smile makes me makes my day every day when you come in you're smiling that makes my day that would do more than the magic those kind of things it sounds so overinflated and fake the magic cock well you know you're one-sided i am it's just like Thank you.

would do more than the magic those kind of things it sounds so overinflated and fake the magic cock well you know you're one-sided i am it's just like okay you want to fuck me i get it i get it it's not gonna happen because now you repulse me exactly and i'm i'm sure that i'll i'll we're calling it the magic cock but there's so many other statements that people make to inflate themselves. Well, these individuals think they have a magic cock. Or a magic whatever. Or... We're calling it the magic cock, but there's so many other statements that people make to inflate themselves.

Well, these individuals think they have a magic cock. Or a magic whatever, or the overinflated attributes that people have. We can, you know, there's a whole plethora of them, I'm sure. Well, look at, okay, again, we've talked about in the past, or you've talked about, my oral prowess. Right. Okay?

I don't tend to pat my chest about it i don't think i do um but like we first started going to the house parties no one paid me any attention yeah they're kind of like oh he's nice but you know yeah it's like okay he's the average guy you know and i got one or two women to play with me and they started telling two friends you told two friends and told you you know i'm the most popular guy at the party you let your tongue speak for itself whatever i didn't i don't need to sell myself yeah it's like having a good business you know what word of mouth no pun intended absolutely you know and again i think i mean there are women that want um what's the word i want to use guys that uh are arrogant and fooling themselves like the guy you were with before me he was a little cocky sure and you openly admit you kind of were attracted to it well there there's an amount of cockiness oh you know what it is it's not it's it's um self-assuredness no no no before you get to the arrogance part there is there's a gradient of people who are secure with themselves i'm secure yeah you can be but you can even you know be a little more bolstered with it sometimes too which is fine sure before you get what it is exactly it's um like today at the big box oh my god yeah he almost went off on his two fucking guys almost got a lesson They're going to get a 2x4by-four-by-ten-foot up their asses.

But anyway, that was another show. There's the wood. Show number seven. No, confidence. I think confidence is very sexy. Yeah. Oh, I can argue. That's what I'm saying. Sure. Confidence. And I didn't mind a little, you know, tongue-in-cheek cockiness. Tongue-in-pussy. Tongue-in-cheek, tongue-in-pussy, whatever cockiness.

Tongue-in- cheek tongue and pussy whatever cockiness that's true so that i don't i don't mind because it's fun it's light-hearted but when people get really full of themselves and they're they're that that fake machismo which i i find you know kind of a turnoff a guy can be macho without being machismo you know like suave you know there's one individual and i don't even have to give you hints right you know this guy comes he's got arrogance right he's got stench you know he puts on yeah puts it all puts on enough aftershave for 10 guys yeah if you're tasting it that's a turn off and that is such a turn and you can tell he thinks he knows everything yeah and that's the same thing the magic cock thing like it's all tied into it yeah it is you know oh i've got a super high sex drive yeah so what dude you're never i've got a super slow metabolism It's like you know he will never ever touch me no ever no i don't want to see that i don't either yeah not even an option and and the woman he is touching you sit there and go what the fuck would you wake the fuck up she you know she's focusing on this dick that may or i guess apparently makes her come a lot which is great but when you look at everything else you sit there and go like it's so shallow it's so get once the the novelty the novelty of the sex wears off wears off and all of a sudden you're sitting there across from him at dinner or whatever and you're swiping your nose because even just him like correcting you and telling you you don't know anything he knows everything uh that one last yeah that's yeah i mean don't get me wrong you've come to realize that i do know everything yeah that's what it is so but um yeah i mean i think that i mean don't get me wrong having that connection sexually with somebody is is great yeah but if you're basing your entire relationship on that we've said a thousand times it does wear yeah i don't know how long it takes for that to wear off yeah is it months is it years i mean this has gone on a lot longer than i thought it would last but oh yeah yeah i'm giving it another top six months but i mean i okay like you and i hit on all cylinders because actually we're great we get along outside the bedroom sometimes sometimes you're not trying to strangle me and you know if you would just sit still and let me do it it wouldn't be such a fight but i don't that's my point i'm sorry i will sit still you guys strangle me next time okay thank you you're welcome i'm even polite to my strangler well i shouldn't even joke about that if i end up strangled sometime they might look at you It wouldn't be me.

But I talk about the woman I used to work with. Yeah. Okay. about that if i end up strangled sometime they might look at you wouldn't be me um but i talk about the woman i used to work with yeah yeah okay actually the sex wasn't great no no it sounded pretty hot it was because of the newness oh yeah yeah i'm gonna say six months tops but again the aspect of like i talked, she didn't touch me with her hand, wouldn't put her mouth on me, you know, um, but we connected on, on everything outside the bedroom. We connected immensely. Right. But sex does have a big part of relationship.

It does have a big part, but I'm, I'm on the the other side too if you don't have a good foundation when the sex if you built your your house it's not the only thing yeah it's not the only thing when you're again when i was seeing her she was 27 i was 24 you always been in the older women You're a naughty boy.

I also had virginity to a woman who was 27 or 28 and i was 17 yeah no i've always been into older women right i'm shy about it yeah no you've never been shy about it believe it or not outside this podcast you wouldn't believe it i am pretty mature um yeah right sometimes when i sleep you know you're talking to me here i i know you i live with you i know i can turn your mic off see so mature anyway okay but no i mean that person don't get me wrong like down the road it would'd still have been strong. Right.

But the sex part would have been one of those things, like, I questioned, like, would I have cheated on her? Well, maybe she would have grown with you. See, sex is- You don't know. She was pretty- Prudish? Pretty militant about what she didn't want to do. See, I was always like, yeah, I might try that. There's nothing you haven't tried. That's not true. You're doing shit. I sit there and go, bleh. I'm just going to leave it at that. No, wait a minute. And not with me. And not with me. There have been times I've done things with guys and it wasn't as good.

But I didn't say, okay, I'm never going to do it again. It was just like, with that person, whatever that was, I don't want to deal with them again because it didn't work.

But in mind it's like yeah but it could work i'm still it's still for i'm open to a lot of suggestions i'm open to a lot of sure no you're different sexual whatever you're not uptight yeah not not too much there might be certain things i'm like you know no i'm not doing that but don't poop on me okay no pooping on me that's where i draw the line you can pee on me but don't poop don't you remember i was just sick because of constipation um i had to put my rubber gloves on and go in that one yeah come on honey let me spread your ass cheeks you might fantasize about that i'm laughing about i could never do that i could never let you do that so we're good but okay so we've established the guys who think that because a woman or a couple women have told them like oh my god may we come well first of all one of the magic parts is the newness the something different strange sex is always hot it always is hot yes Thank you.

is the newness the something different strange sex is always hot it always is hot yes someone doesn't have to be a great love maker sex no no no but because they're new they might be eye candy it seems so much yes i agree i agree if you were to take it apart you'd say well you know what the sex is actually mediocre but because it was the the situation it was in the environment was in made it so much more exciting okay you have a couple drinks oh yeah that always this guy say at a party okay next thing you know you wander off because you guys are kind of like flirting and kissing and touching and it's like right and he takes you back there and he's decent body he pulled his dick and you know he you know his dick decent whatever right instruction whatever construction and he's got two of them you know what he fucks you but he fucks you for fucking four minutes and pops you're gonna go my god that was so hot you might i would think that was really and you might not you might not have gotten yours oh no oh my god that was so hot but in retrospect you sit there i was like i didn't get anything get anything but but you know what i don't have to have an orgasm to think that a situation is hot but you can sit there and go okay if i was to fuck this guy again and he's a four minute guy oh it might have just been the what i'm saying is that magic dick might be defined by the spontaneity right the rawness of that moment not necessarily that he's got a magic dick no no yeah once you find out how the the trick is done it's not so fucking magic penn and teller did that thing kind of took all the mystery out for me but no you're right it's it's there's so many other things that play into this whole magical part i mean the environment like what's what's going on the excitement sure you know how where your head is where your partner's head also when the next time you meet and it's more um civil right it's not so spontaneity it's not so raw oh all of a sudden it's like yes that was yeah i yeah still didn't get to come there was a guy because someone giving you an orgasm is more erotic than not giving you an orgasm um yes how many times can you get fucked by a guy and not get pleasure for yourself yeah but i'm responsible for my own own orgasm so i'm good with that but if you can't make yourself come in four minutes hey i can make myself come in four minutes as long as i have my Hitachi or the Ingersoll and Jack Generator Jackhammer As long as I have my Hitachi or the, what would it be?

Ingersoll and Jack in the air compressor. Jackhammer. I can do that. I think we got the lifetime warning. You just brought back a memory. I don't remember what Lover was because, you know, there's so many of them. But there was a guy who was like, I met him for the first time. We fucked him. It was really hot, super, super hot. You know, it was all, you know, crazy.

But like the next time I saw him, it was like hot super super hot you know it was all you know crazy and then but like the next time i saw him it was like lukewarm at best i mean and we even were we're going to get a room together and he's like yeah you know this i'm i'm just not feeling it i'm like yeah i'm not either i'm not this is before me oh long before you i think i was still in college yeah okay so i'm looking at no this was you just just a couple nights ago makes me get a hotel I don't know.

me oh long before you i think i was still in college yeah okay so i'm looking at no this was you just just a couple nights ago makes me get a hotel but it was like yeah it was like the whole situation is what made it so hot well okay so there was a gentleman you shot with numerous numerous times numerous numerous times okay and some of the times there were a couple hot ones, but there was a lot of like, okay, we shot. And I'm going to refer to the one time. So you have these times that we're like, okay, we shot some footage.

But then there was the one we shot in a corner with windows with a Popsicle. Oh, yeah. That was really hot. That was really hot. Not just temperature-wise. Yeah, that was really hot. just temperature wise yeah that was really erotic really erotic it's like all of a sudden that this is the guy they just never shut up yeah you know it's irrelevant to people listening yeah but i'm saying so you know yep yeah i know talking about so but i mean how many times have you have you fucked that guy oh a lot of times actually Actually, he was always fun. He was okay.

He was always like fun because he would do almost anything. He was very like, hey, why would you do this? He'd love to look at himself. I know. He was one of those guys. I thought he had a magic penis. Yes. That's the topic. Because he kept flexing in front of the reflections. Oh, my God.

Whatever but he was he was fun i have to give him that as long as he wasn't here talking a mile a minute that can be distracting but you know what i'm saying is certain scenarios will add to the specialness or eroticism of that and that popsicle thing was very hot yeah yeah well it was it was good that um he was built pretty nice you know he was no slouch that's for sure and and he had that pops when he's rubbing it on me and then he like and you're rubbing stuff and then he picked me up and it was yeah it was pretty erotic the whole thing yeah pretty good.

Yeah, but there's plenty of other time shots with him that was like, okay, let's get this out of the way. It was like, eh, it was fun. That's what I'm saying. So magic cock is not something that happens every time. No, it does not. I mean, because I've gone to Amazon. I can't buy a magic cock. I've looked. Heck, I tried buying you one. I have it on layaway. Wow, that hurt. Damn. Wow. Are you going to cry in your drug? I'm going to cry myself to sleep. I'm going to cry myself to sleep in my car. Damn. Damn. Wow. Wow. Oh, stop it. You're not even a little bit hurt. Not even?

Nope're not even a little bit hurt not even no not even a little bit not remotely but you know i don't know what to tell okay so okay let's switch a little bit okay you're gonna switch let's go to what makes a woman think it's a magical cock well here's one thing we can just go to the uh the leg of saying what women think is a magical cock but later on i like to discuss do women have like a magical pussy we can we can discuss that later i'm just saying just came to my opinion i have seen well as a dancer there are girls with strut around saying yeah he wants to fuck me he wants to fuck every guy wants to fuck every woman you could be a 600 pound woman those guys who want to fuck they don't want to brag about it they want to fuck you it's like a moped it's fun to ride you don't want your friends to know yeah i don't want your friends to know that's fine i mean but but there there were women who just thought that um well they just thought they were special you just said there's been guys you fucked and then like the next time or times it's like also it's like okay what was so great about that yeah exactly i i don't even know i don't even know i mean it It was a spontaneity, blah.

But the connection wasn't there. It, it missed that connection. So the next time I saw them, I was like, ah, you know what it, um, or maybe it didn't live up to my expectations or maybe it didn't live up to his expectations. I don't, I don't know. But the next time we met, it was like the chemistry that was there the first time wasn't there it was gone it was totally gone well i would equate it let's use food as an analogy sorry i've had a bunch of bourbon oh i i gave you four fingers too yes you did baby stop everyone. It was a full fist of bourbon, baby. Ramp the poop suit.

So you're wearing your engagement ring, I could tell. So anyway, oh my God. Stop. I hope she can get that stuff out of the diamond. That stuff out of the diamond. Oh my God, it was like a French decor. anyway um you said isn't it just not right um you you have a screw loose somewhere screw's missing not loose the whole thing's gonna come crashing down i don't remember where i was going i forget you got me going in the gay direction? Jesus Christ. What if we play this? I can remember what the hell we were talking about. So anyway, this is for Tom, who liked the gay Vince voice.

So Tom's got a big magical penis also. Saw it at the party. I got to ride it at the party. Yes, you did. Lucky bitch. I am. I'm sorry. I'm not that way. Not that way. I'm not. He is nicely in doubt. I can appreciate guys who are, you know, gifted. That's great. Just not my, I got a penis out of here. But he never bragged about it being magical. No, Tom is very low-key. Yeah, very grounded. And his girlfriend. She's a lot of fun. I like eating her pussy. Oh, there you go. I think she likes me eating her pussy. The way she screams. Yeah, yeah. Well, when she came over and almost kissed my ring.

Have I been wearing a ring? She did, yes. Yeah, she almost came over and kissed my hand. If you listen back to the show, we did live show at the house show we did live show at the house party you can actually hear me eating her pussy she's like squirming and squealing they're both sweet sweet people oh it's hysterical of course our okay guest we have to actually maybe do a recording of me and her um her her host the hostessess, not host. Yeah, the hostess. The host does not have a bookie. I will suck the host's cock. Yes, I do have. Yes, I will do that. I'm trying to get back.

What the fuck were you talking about? Well, we're talking about women who think they're magical dicks. Oh, the women that think they're.

Again, it gets back to the scenario, the instance, what's going on at that moment and that's a lot to play with it you know and you know the one person we're probably both talking about in combination you know this individual she's with that she claims has a magical cock but outside of his cock it's all ass that's see that's the thing i i always see and when guys say they have a magical whatever that's a red flag for me and well guys shouldn't say they have it let the woman tell you exactly but you can say that in life you can say that instead of saying you're a nice person just just act like a nice person and people will pick up on that.

There was that one guy I knew from the cigar shop. He could not tell people that he was a great guy. Exactly. And I told him, I said, dude, stop telling me you're a great guy. Show me. No, if you're a great guy, I'll tell you you're a great guy.

Have you heard me tell you no no there you go there usually those people even like the guys with the magical cocks it's the same kind of thing they're they're overcompensating for and because they're actually lacking in that area you know what i'm saying they're they're overcompromising compromising sorry i've had a couple of drinks myself i'm sorry i'm empty already we have to end this. All right. Well, we'll talk back later. Thanks for coming. No, I'm kidding. But, you know, it's the same kind of a thing, even across life.

When you're bragging about something that you do, you know that in your heart, you're lacking in that exact area. Oh, I'm the greatest house builder there is. You could be full of yourself and think you actually have something. Do you really think people, they really think they believe that? Well, okay, Mr. Nipple Rings. Okay. He has a decent size unit. I don't even know. Yeah. I mean, I've seen it in videos and stuff. Right. I've just seen this. That I shot up. Okay. It's a decent size. He's not a bad-looking guy. No, he's not a bad-looking guy, but it's like...

He's got a slightly above-average length and a little more girth. Right.

I mean, in all fairness, if you were so inclined to play with him he would you would enjoy his penis oh yeah okay i'm sure just not what's attached to that's the whole problem there we go so like i said is an appendage sure no i get you it comes to the whole package i know the definition yes you know what i'm saying it's like if you're so your dick is magic but you're a douchebag fuck it i i don't want anything to do with it i don't do douchebags okay well sorry okay so let's back up in a sense is i think it's up to the woman what do you want are you looking for a braggart or are you looking for someone who's very low-key i'm looking for someone who's real so well that's what i'm saying the low key so well like i said down to earth one of the most erotic things pardon me for me when i shoot you playing with somebody especially only a new person right is like before you've even seen their penis right it's that whole like pulling their pants down and they're pulling their underwear and then you're like oh oh my god like that whole surprise of like yeah wow that is so ironic that's fun for me too and that ties into the magic penis thing right instead of a guy telling you like oh my god yeah i've all right more women more women love what i can do whatever you know it's like just don't say a fucking word man do it let them tell you like oh my god i don't believe you you made me do this and that and i you know speaking in tongues and whatever you know don't stop being an asshole but our women i guess i'd like that like mrs nipple rings that apparently she likes that she likes being i'm gonna say controlled being demeaned yeah on a daily basis about everything and being subservient but then bitches about it you know stand up and grow a set that's all i can tell you so yeah i don't i don't understand that dynamic and we keep looking at it and and we're not psychologists so we're just saying I love you.

penis as a euphemism for being a braggart about so many items in people's lives we're just giving you our opinion and that's yeah that's all this is but we we i mean if we offend you too fucking bad if you're if you're mr magical penis take a look at yourself god bless you and go fuck yourself take your magical penis and stick up your magical ass so well that i that would be interesting No, not at all. Okay, but what I'm trying to say is there's just more than just the whole penis aspect.

It plays across so many other platforms in people's lives that if you're bragging about things, that's usually something that you're falling short on. There's a terminology out there that's related to a different subject completely. It's called being a gray man. Yeah. Okay? And sexually, I think you need to be a gray man. Blend in. Don't stand out. Don't sit there and pound your chest. The pounding chest? No, you want to... Well, I'm going to... Go back to the parties? Yes. Okay. I was a great man. Oh, yeah, you definitely... There was a couple parties I went to. No one talked to me.

I mean, they talked to me. But they didn't touch you. There was nothing. And then a couple parties in, you know, someone said, yeah. But, and then all of a sudden, they were like, have you spent time with Vince? Like, no. It's like, do it. And now we're at the point, everybody's like, Vince, we got to spend time. Vince, we got to spend time. It's like, okay. You know, I don't sit there and like, all right, ladies, who's first? No, you know. My dance card is almost filled here. Now serving number. Exactly. And a little deli thing.

And I'm fine with going to a party and just hanging out and just talking to people i don't need to be yourself i'm not saying you have to be a gray man if you're not a gray man if you're another thing that i think you want to set yourself apart at a party do you yeah somewhat if you're a generally um i'm just thinking when we took steven to the party he's just generally a very uh uh over the top person like that dude's got more energy than a fucking any power any fucking energy drink you can have i don't i don't know how he does we'd love steven we miss steven we haven't heard from him forever he's busy as hell and hope he's being safe and uh steven is our uh well i think he's our number two fan now i'm sorry he's falling down in the rain wayne has moved to number one we've gotten like wayne every morning we think of wayne yeah wayne got us a little um gift It is a dad joke button.

Yep. We push it every morning. Every morning. We'll have our coffee and hear a dad joke and think of Wayne. So Wayne. Yeah, there's some bad jokes on there. Sometimes I've explained it to Vince. Well, she has to draw me a picture. Wayne is officially now our number one fan. Sorry, Steven. You're number two. You're number two. Steve is trying to, yeah, he's working his ass off. God bless him, man. We love Steven. We love Wayne. We love Jay. We haven't heard from Jay in a while. Oh, God, we haven't heard from Jay forever. Yeah, she's busy getting her ass fucked. Oh, yeah.

She was asking me about the whole, what do you do? Do you like do an enema before and how long before? I'm like, I don't really, I don't time it it i'm not that regular i would love to eat jane jay's pussy oh that would be awesome yeah that would be oh yeah oh yeah her eyes were crossed in the back of her head and whatever you never know i don't want to brag about i just said i didn't say i would do anything special i'm just saying i'd like to eat their pussy. Yeah. And let it go from there. Yeah. Let her tell us. The same as... What was getting at with Steve's attitude? What?

The last woman who called in from the Swinger site. I get the name. The last... Oh. From the Swinger site. I know her real name. I don't want to use it. Remember she called in? She's an older woman. Was it Marie? Yes, Marie. I want to turn Marie into something. I know you do. But they're in the middle part of the country, and we're on the East Coast.

Yeah, so there's a difference in time and mileage i might make it worth a while are you being a braggart now with your magic tongue no i'm just saying i'm gonna do my damages to please her okay that's all just watch that she's even got friends listening to the podcast now oh no i don't know what to say but he's's a good boy you won't be disappointed all i can say is i can do what i can you know it works for most maybe never some i don't know the thing is like when you're in a swinger situation there are guys that i that i'm with and i have to be it helps we have communication that is a huge thing that's a huge thing for any relationship whether just fucking for the first time or you're not a swinger or not no matter what it is if a guy like tells me what he wants he's gonna have a much better orgasm than if he just keeps his mouth shut and same as you tell him what exactly i'm pretty good i let you guess But most of the guys, I draw them pictures and stuff.

Hey, asshole, try doing this. How about you leave the room that would be a turn on i only said that once and you really liked it once last night don't talk i'm trying to think of someone else well if you're eating're eating my pussy, I don't have to worry about that. Your mouth is doing something else. I'll tell you what, let's wrap this bed. Okay, all right. We're 45 minutes into it. Get out of here. We bored them. Okay. So I hope you get where we're going with this. Nope. Whether you know someone who has a magical penis or you think you are someone with a magical penis. You're right.

Comments, questions, whatever. Info at Hot Wife Podcast. If you want to come on and have a discussion about your magical penis. I'd love that. We'd love to schedule. Yeah, we'll arrange it where we go. You can use a fake name. Yeah, whatever. You can be anonymous. Yeah, we don't need to tell you who you are. Like we said, Marie. Marie's not really a real name, but that's fine. We don't care. It's irrelevant what her real name is. It's the experiences we want to worry about. Not worry about, but we're talking about. We want to talk about, sure, the experiences.

I think we need more pictures of Marie. I think so, too.

I think if I get them on the website I want some just for me oh we did that whole show once where we talked about send me a picture and I'd say to you send me a picture and you're like oh you got thousands and I do I have gigabytes, ter of pictures of dana you only want one more of me with a phone going go through but the thing is i'm bad i didn't shave so i'm on nubby it's like wow don't mind that we gotta get the rent we have to get the uh landscaper out there take care of that that's a good mess he comes on tuesdays i mean arrives and cuts the grass weed whacker it wasn't that bad when you're sitting your significant other picture you've taken of them i've taken of yourself right it's a little more special it does mean i yeah it is special because it's like wait that was you thinking of me in a sexual manner yeah i'm in in the bathroom at corporate now.

Hey, asshole, you didn't take the trash out. I only said that. I'm saying, it could happen. Right, you know, whatever. I remind you nicely to take the trash out. Honey, it's Tuesday, it's trash day. With a fucking garrot around a set of testicles. You forgot to take the trash out. You've never forgotten to take the trash. You've forgotten to take... Once I saw a picture of a garrot around a fucking set of testicles. No, I didn't. There you go. It worked. I sleep with my eyes open now. Anyway. To get anything done, you got to put a garrot around your testicles. Is that it? It's a deterrent.

It's a fucking deterrent.

don't know motivator i don't know if you don't know what a grot is basically it's the equivalent of piano wire wrapped two little handles on the side or one you do a loop i can do a loop i was thinking the ones that basically you can kill somebody with that anyway i didn't cut my head off but anyway that's hot i want to thank everyone for listening we don't condone that no we don't and uh again thank you all for listening and uh you have any questions comments uh ideas send them to info at hot wife podcast check out 50 shades of pleasure dot com it's our free swinger magazine oh yes okay everybody i promise we won't be drinking quite so much yes we will all right have a great night anyway