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Well oour #1 listener Wayne sent us some questions to answer on the show. We go through his 10 questions and answer them the very best we can. They are basically geared towards the years of Donna dancing and Vince bouncing her parties. It was a fun walk down memory lane for us.We encourage all of you to submit question for us if you have them or even any topics you would like to hear us cover.Thank you all for being listeners!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/hot-wife-podcast-and-the-swinger-lifestyle--5343522/support. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Speaker1: Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. Unauthorized rebroadcast of this show is strictly prohibited without the written permission of the owners of Hot Wife Podcast. Now let's heat things up. hello everybody this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast and of course i'm accompanied by my wonder and charming charming uh just delightful husband you forgot bailey was she's out here now she walked out her dog one of our dogs one of our dogs society she wants to be on the podcast so we'll see yep so what happened to summer it it became fall overnight i'm so disappointed august 15th comes and it's like fall it's like all of a sudden it feels like it feels like mid-october the last time i was actually in the pool was august 6th yeah because it was warm enough then after that it just got nasty and cold and it had a little A little bit of a pride. It's like our sex life. Nasty and cold. Yeah, I got into the pool one other time, but I checked the water today. It was like 76. Yeah, a little turtle weather. Yeah, it's like, oh, do you sexy stuff down there by the pool? And it's like, oh, I could get into the water. The cold is so good for women. It makes things tighten up, perk up. But for guys, it puts us in turtle mode. Well, if the water is 78, tomorrow it might get up. I'll dabble into the pool, naked or otherwise. I think it's 82. I'll do it. Oh, I love 82. But if it's below 82, I'm like, I don't like my testicles being up in my body cavity. I really don't. Well, it's kind of cool if the. No, it's not cool. No. It's kind of nice if the air is really hot and the water is cold because you get that. Oh, yeah. But if the air is not hot enough. Yeah, we'll see how hot the weather is going to be. But before we get into tonight's topic, let's do the nasty. Again, if you want to reach out to to us and this part actually relates to what's going on um you know our email is info at hot wife podcast.com love to hear from you um tonight's show is about uh our number one fan wayne is sending us in 10 questions for us um most of them are for donna and a couple for me no idea well they're about the um your past oh basically and our past too oh okay so no it's not bad question no it's it's actually more about um your old dancing days okay that was a long time ago they are old dancing days Yeah, but anyway, so forget to check out our free magazine. It's 50shadesofpleasure.com. Tomorrow and the next day, Monday, Tuesday, I will be putting together the next one to come out on the first, hopefully, of the month. So, again, it's free. Go to 50shadesofpleasure.com. Free magazine about swingers and sex and everything else. It's fun. Looking forward to it. 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There's also some videos I was thinking that are perfectly great or very, very interesting to watch. It's just for some reason they never got edited. So I'd like to revisit some of them. Yeah, we can look at that. You know. So, but anyway, like I said, tonight's show, Wayne, our new number one fan because steven is just so busy oh my god so he's too busy to text me or say hi it's fine steven i don't care i'm not too hurt but anyway we have way now and and wayne uh wanted to help us with tonight's topic for a show and i said hey how about he has some phone issues so he can't call in but i said give me you know some questions to ask donna like you're here to interview her so all right go ahead questions for you and me but so number one what were the clubs like when you first started stripping in the 80s oh they were dank and nasty and dreary some of them really move the microphone closer to oh they smelled like lysol they're pretty seedy they were pretty see there's a couple nicer ones but yeah in general they were kind of pretty seedy they were all dark and nasty and you know the typical nasty seedy bar and then they it developed into like um uh what's the word i'm looking for then they became their show bars so they became a little more glamorous they put up more lights and then they became the gentleman's club where they want you to think that everybody is you know classy and we wore gowns and they had you know buffets and you um it was a whole different atmosphere you you were encouraged to like sit down and like chat with a guy and try to talk him into a couch dance or a champagne court or you can even be more intimate with them and to some degree so it was like it's a whole different a certain legal level yeah legal level sure but um yeah it went from being seedy biker bars you know loud music lots of smoke to a i i don't use the word like refined but certainly on the outside it looked more refined the clubs were a little brighter they weren't you're not smoking in them anymore they were a little cleaner they have a little more upkeep they served food it was almost like a restaurant with legs you know yeah and then you have like the you know people just walking around and you you watch pretty women while you're eating you know one of the things i see is something different too in the In the 80s, the girls came out with themes. Like, you were big on that. True. Your music set was aimed towards a theme. Right. You know, and so all the songs were geared for that outfit. That's true. I think, like, towards mid to late 90s, all of a sudden it was just about, like you said, it was more the glamour thing. The gown, the glamour. It wasn't the theme. Right. The girls didn't have to have the talent, per se. I agree. They could just go out there and just stand there and, like, almost have, like, an epileptic fit to shake back and forth. There was no real dancing. I mean, pole dancing started to come about then. Right. So that was what kind of brought back the show to some degree. But in a gown, you're limited to what you can and cannot do. Oh, you're talking to the choir. You're preaching to the choir. Is that what I'm doing? When I wear my gown, I can't swing on the pole. Well, the thing is, and the one owner would say, well, you can do whatever skit you want to do if you want to do a certain theme on the stage. But then you have to put your gown back on to go around to collect tips. And I'm like, well, that's a whole lot of work. I'm not going to bring down more outfits that could get lost or stolen or, you know. No, it's, I was like, dude, no, I just, this is not what I want to do. But sure, and I'd say late 80s to mid-90s, like during the grunge, even up until like 94, 96, themes were a big, big thing, at least with me, and I remember picking up my music. Early 2000s, really, the gowns really became big. Yeah, I mean, it was just, they wanted things to be more glamorous. They wanted it to be more a gentleman's club. Well, whatever. Yeah. Well, I think the concept was that if it's labeled a gentleman's club, you can charge more. That's about it. Yeah. I mean, some of the bars that are around here, I almost wouldn't name the one but i won't it's really a neighborhood bar with a girl that dances yep yep i know what you're talking about and it is almost like the neighborhood girl it's not great talent no it's kind of where dancers go and they can't dance anyplace else i worked there quite but i'm saying more recently now it was it was even like that then it wasn't that bad then it was like that to some degree i remember the owner saying oh i don't know why she's here she's too old to be dancing and i was still you know in my 20s and i was like oh man that's harsh but the owner the original owner who the bar is named after right was probably in her 60s and was still dancing now and then I never saw her dance I had bar is named after right was probably in her 60s and was still dancing now and then uh i never saw her dance i had heard stories yeah i've heard gossip but i saw her i mean she would flash in the bar and stuff like that i've never saw she she was a sweet woman she yelled at me because she was i don't know why you're thrusting your hips back and, you know, front and back, you know, like simulating fucking. And when you, it's so much more sexy if you sway them side to side. I was like, whatever, does it matter which is more vulgar or which is more sensual? Does it really matter? It's making me money, it's all that. Yeah, that's all that I care about. Yeah, that's what you're there for. Yeah, but she was very, she was, they were funny were funny people they were trying to keep you know uh some wholesomeness to this you know to strippers so the next question is how old were you when you started dancing i was 19 okay that's just two words let's just expand on that oh okay was 19. Explain why at 19 you started dancing. Okay. I'm giving you a hard time, aren't I? You're just not fucking entertaining. 19, next question. I just expected there were two. Tell me about the best experience you had dancing. It was fun. Next question. Next question. Okay, yes, I i was 19 i had to pay for college it's it's stories that you've heard a thousand times from other people you know i needed to make money the job i had i was a bus boy or dishwasher well yeah who cares we were i was still a bus boy they didn't care whether what sex we were different time different time and i I was making $1.75 an hour. And somebody said, look, you can make like 10. Did you report that money? Yes, I did. My offshore account. And this guy's like, you can make like $10 an hour dancing. This is when they were still paying. And I was like, oh, shing, even if I don't even make a single tip, I'm still leaps and bounds of what I'm making. You're not cleaning up someone else's spit up. Yeah, I've never had to do that, but yeah, that's nasty, nasty. But yeah, I mean, it was, I was working graveyard shift at one of those days of the week. I was at Denny and uh it was just not not making the money i needed to go to school it just wasn't making somebody turned me on to this and i was like okay so i had a little i had a little costumes in a little bag you first started with doing nude modeling right it was yeah actually the same guy that told me to get a job dancing he was like um he was in a car accident and i uh it was in the newspaper and he's like hey i need i'm uh finishing up some courses i've been in this accident i need a i need a live uh life model nude model sure and you know so i did some nude modeling he was very professional he was in a wheelchair so there was nothing going on and he's the one that said hey you know why don't did some nude modeling. He was very professional. He was in a wheelchair, so there was nothing going on. And he's the one that said, hey, you know, why don't you, why don't you be a dancer? You can, you know, keep your clothes on if you, you know, you have to strip down, of course. But, you know, you basically keep your clothes on and it's, you know, 10 bucks an hour. And I was like, hmm.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: Well, that segues into the next question that he has. What else do you have to say? It is, what was it like the first time you danced oh my god um well i'm i'm not afraid to be in front of people so that wasn't an issue but it seemed like it's it's not so much like being nervous or this or that because i never was i never partied at when i was dancing i think i smoked pot once in the early days and i said never again because the stages were up high so i wasn't a party girl you know i just maybe a a drink here and there but you want i wanted to so i turned you into that yes you did no it's dangerous you know you have to be aware of your environment you can't be like swing around a pole and kick somebody in the face so you have to have some you have to have some wits about you Thank you. So I just kind of, when I got up on the stage, I was barefoot. I couldn't dance in shoes yet. So that was pretty interesting. So all my themes had to be more, you know, like genies and anything I could be barefoot in because I just couldn't do the heels. I couldn't. I couldn't do them. But I would just put together, like, all a hodgepodge of these outfits and, like, bells and feathers. And I was doing pictures. I'm like, what the fuck was that? Well, you know. You know, the more outrageous. But you progressed into some pretty cool theme costumes. Oh, themes, yeah, the typical, everybody. My favorite one when I first saw you before we even knew each other was when you would do a whole set with, you come out in a Native American outfit. Yeah, I remember making that one. Yeah. So the next question Wayne has. Okay. Do you have any fond memories from dancing? And also, what was your favorite song? Come on, you're looking at 22 years. Well, just say. He's asking a question. There's still some songs definitely from the 80s. I'm definitely talking, you know, In Excess, you know, Cutting Crew. All those songs will definitely take me. Cutting Crew? Really? You could dance to that fucking thing? Yeah, I absolutely can. It's a good song. There's a lot of good ones. Oh, my God. Something in your arms tonight. Really? Yeah. You could dance to that? Yeah. You could do a little routine. You're kidding me. Yeah, absolutely. How about like Girls, Girls,'s another one you know something like there's a lot of them something that doesn't put you to fucking sleep well see i had different i had certain i'm just a whiny little bitch yeah that's sexy boy i just my dick just went more limp than it is already. Fucking went inside and hiding.
Speaker3: Cutting crew.
Speaker1: Jeez, that's got to be the most unerotic song ever recorded.
Speaker2: You got to be kidding me.
Speaker1: I love that song. Just died in your arms.
Speaker2: That's so...
Speaker1: Fucking Come a Chameleon is fucking hotter than that fucking song. Jesus Christ, Cutting Crew.
Speaker2: I do.
Speaker1: Oh, my God. I had songs that were like... Safety Dance is hotter than that song. Ha Crew. I do. Oh, my God. I had songs that were like. Safety Dance is hotter than that song. See, wait a minute. I like Safety Dance. Yeah, but it's like, I'm sorry. It can't be one of your hottest songs to dance. Oh, no, no. I'd have to go back to the Motley Crue and then, you know, anything from that era. Definitely. I'm trying to think off the top of my head. There was a song. Oh, man. It was a motley crew and then you know um anything from that era definitely i'm trying to think off the top of my head there was a song oh man what it was a motley crew song oh god what yeah i don't i don't remember what song was god damn right i auditioned at that the nude club up there in redding and that's the song i used and i had this um fluorescent pink all different color like leper skin uh outfits were really glowed and what cinched it for me when i jumped up on And this is what we're going to do. i had this um fluorescent pink all different color like leper skin uh outfits were really glowed and what cinched it for me when i jumped up on the stage is like i would hang upside down and the dress part i would just slip over my head exposing my my boobs and had the tassels on so then i started swinging the tassels like upside down and then come back down and and that when yet when i took my top off i started doing that the whole place went like crazy and screaming but do you think that was strippers never existed motley crew could have ever done any album nope not a single one like every one of their albums is all about sex and strippers i'm not complaining I'm just saying so okay so fond memories that was kind of fun i won that audition okay that was your fond memory yeah yeah that was a pretty wholesome one too of course i was thinking about how um i used to get in trouble for this all the time there's one girl at the one bar we used to do like little mock little lesbian things and she'd come over and grab my boobs and i grab hers and managers always yelling at daughter your hands off of her oh i got in so much trouble i'm so naughty but that was fun yeah okay so here's a long question a long question oh boy we know you and and Vince had worked together for a few years before you got married. So what qualities did he possess that made him the man for the job of protecting you and made you feel safe with him? You made me feel safe? This is his question, not mine. This is Wayne's question. I guess the first thing is I'm not a small man. No, you're not small. I used to be 6'1". I'm probably 6' now. Right now I'm about 250. Kind of a football player build. I have a slight belly, but I'm not really fat, really. Right. I make fun of myself's okay. Well, back then you were heavier. Yeah, I was heavier then. I was in the 270s at that point. I'd probably been in more fights than I ever wanted to talk about anyway, so I knew how to handle myself. Yeah, but you're also very good at being laid back and cool with people and, hey, guys, you just want to have a good time. And usually a lot of the parties that you bounce at, I kind of vetted them ahead of time. There's been a couple that fell through. I also had a lot of, I would always start the parties with a conversation with all the guys, let them know the rules. Yep. And then I just hid in the corner. Exactly. I didn't need to be a tough guy. I didn't want to be a tough guy i didn't want to be a tough guy never really had any problems i mean i think i might have told the story that you know i have a carry permit i am good with firearms um but i would hide in the corner just you know and you know maybe once a party i'd have to come out of the shadows and just tap someone on the shoulders hey man you need to calm down just go sit back you know i didn't have to go and like punch him and start something yeah um but uh the one thing that i always found fascinating with the parties and i've told the story you know um that about 45 minutes into a one hour party there was always one guy that was so drunk would come over to me and like you know we outnumber you like yeah yeah i see that there's 30 you there's one of me yep we could overpower you and have our way with a girl so i'd unzip my jacket put my hand on my hip and they would see my shoulder holster and i just simply say but you know what 13 of you are gonna have a really bad day and he's like oh shit yeah now just go back and enjoy the last little bit of the party. And they would. Yeah. There was only one other guy at one party that he was being really rude and obnoxious and wanted to jam something in your rectum. Yeah, I remember that too. And then I came out and I told him to calm down. He says, well, why don't we just overpower you and jam something in your rectum so i let him know i was going to put a couple new holes in him and we could jam all sorts of shit in him so he shut up real quick too yeah i wanted to get that was one pride i really did want to get out yeah that was a bad one that was um most of them pretty good remember there was that one guys that had the had a bar down in their basement and after i i was i did my shows and stuff we hung out and drank with them are pretty good. Remember there was that one guy that had a bar down in their basement, and after I did my shows and stuff, we hung out and drank with them, and it was really cool. I mean, just really cool guys. Again, we both, the parties in general, 95% of the parties were cool. Yeah, 95%. One time we did a biker gang. It's a percentage group, I'll put it that way. And I was out-muscled and out-gunned for sure there. Oh, yeah, absolutely. And one gentleman was getting out of hand. And I found the biggest guy there, and I walked up to him. And I said, hey, pal, do me a favor. Your friend over here is getting out of hand. I need you to go calm him down. I don't want to shut the party down. I'm going to go get you a new beer while you do that. Can you do that for me? Not a problem, man. I came back with his beer. He had calmed the guy down. I shook his hand. I said, man, I really appreciate it. So one of the successes of bouncing, you don't have to be. It's the Patrick Swayze cooler thing. Be nice. You don't have to be nice. And patrick swayze you know cooler thing yeah be nice to you don't have to be nice and you know respect goes a long way yeah absolutely and the weird thing is don't tell you when i don't want to be nice you don't want to be around no i i leave but yeah i found um just one more thing with the the whole the whole biker party ones those guys were actually really decent they were very respectful because i remember the early days when the when the bars were still like biker bars if i didn't have a ride to go to one of the other bars one of these bikers would take me and i would be totally safe totally safe you know we did a party and i i think the world of the police so i'm not trashing police i'm speaking to this one party we did was for a a police officer that was having a bachelor party all the attendees for the most part were police well they thought they were above the law with that that they could do whatever they wanted it's like no that's not an option Now, they had other strippers coming after you because you didn't do the extras. Exactly. And I told them, the girls you've booked after this, which aren't part of our organization, you can do what you want with them. But with the girls I'm with, you don't do that. So they started getting a little pushy. Yeah, that was probably one of my least favorite parties. That was second Yeah, that was second least. Mm-hmm. So anyway. Okay, so, yeah, so that's kind of a little highlight on that. Let me see what his next question is. What else is he? It says, Vince. Oh. Have you seen Donna? You have seen Donna dance many times. Did she have any particular moves that impressed you? Nope. Yeah't really a dance move per se but um back in the day donna could hang upside down on the pole just using her feet and would do complete inverted sit-ups yeah well i figure i'm there might as well do a couple crunches you know so so yeah um and then the other thing i used to do push-ups off the bar remember that yeah well the other thing that the first party i bounced for her because she had told me about this but i hadn't witnessed oh oh i know i'm sorry i got a drink here do you want to uh talk about it she did a certain little aspect of the performance that the guys could not throw enough money oh my god i think i totally forgot about that yes this was a lot of fun what i would do is i would take the person in honorary person and i make this big huge fanfare of painting a giant bullseye take a finger painting a finger painting I had this paint that came off with water believing we had gone all through that and I paint my giant bullseye on I would put goggles on them and I would you know make a big show of you know getting them all set they still had no idea what was gonna happen no fucking idea what was gonna happen and so he's sitting in this here and and he's like, okay, I'm ready. I got this bullseye. What's going to happen? I'd get a certain amount of, certain feet away from, like, maybe 10 feet or so. It was at least 10 feet. Yeah. And I had this lotion that was like a mixture of lotion and water, and I'd load my pussy up with it. Then I would, like, crab walk and then just then just like throw my hips and contract my pussy and i'd squirt this lotion and water mixture all over this guy oh it would go 10 feet oh easily bullseye in the chest or in the face and all in the face and the guys that were all lined up around it would scream crazy they went crazy and then i'd then I'd load up again. I'd put it in my pussy, load it up again, squeeze it in, climb up on him. She'd stand up. She did it on the floor. Would now stand up. Climb on him. Walk to 10 feet over, climb on top of him. And then I'd stand up on him and then contract my pussy again. Put her pussy about six inches above his face. Or his chest, depending on how he was but and then i let him and just like let it loose splatter him splatter him with it oh my and then i'd let myself like slide down all over his body so that the paint and the lotion is all over it's a big giant mess it's yeah the poor guy he's like dripping with all these colors he's got like you know this gray paint and lotion oh my god just became different colors yeah it was just yeah it just became a gray blob it was great and they clean them up and it was it was fun it was a good time the next two questions are for me and they kind of um one leads into the next okay yeah he says vince what is it what was it like bouncing for donna i kind of talked about that just now um but initially because at the time you and i were just business partners and best friends yeah you said it was uncomfortable yeah i mean um it's like watching your sister because sister. Yeah, because, I mean, I had a foot, I was married. I didn't cheat on my wife. I should have. And, you know, Donna and I were real close. Initially, when we got together as business partners, it was friendly, but it was like, you know, again, it's that newness. But until we had spent a year or so to each other we started getting closer as friends right um you know here's i'm with this stunning stripper yeah that's you know and i'm this big you know knuckle dragon oaf so i you know and i'm married so there was no i never had any false concepts or thought process um you know don And I'll tell you, not just with her, but all the models I was shooting, I never did any misconduct. No, mm-mm. They always had that, the pizza theory, you know. You know, you have a, eat a good pizza, you tell one person, you have a bad pizza, you tell everybody. Well, if you're not professional with the, your, your models or your dancers or whatever, it, the word gets around. It gets around quick. Yeah. So I was always well-behaved. And then my marriage had fallen apart, and Donna and I were doing a photo shoot. I was kind of homeless. I was homeless. Good times. Good times. And we did a photo shoot and drank a whole case of screen-off ice between the two of't hold that against us donna actually attacked me so i'll never live that down that's why i drink so much because now i'm stuck with her so serves you right so the next question is when do you think you first had feelings for donna i think i know the day go ahead i i know i think i told you this yeah i think probably a month ago yeah i think i think you did too but i remember that day very well i was just diagnosed with a charcomer tooth disease and i we were down in the atlantic city and i was wearing convention at a foreign convention i was wearing that cute little black and white skirt real short i don't remember what you were wearing i had little white bobo sneakers on it's real cute it's like you know a little girly thing it's fun and i remember that i was running on the beach and i was thinking oh my god how long am i going to be able to do this i'm going to be in a wheelchair for all this disease there's no cure there's no cure uh-uh and um and they give you this gloom and zoom like oh my god you know you're going to end up being in a wheelchair you're not going to be able to walk and blah you know and i was still married at that time yeah and i had told donna you know again we were best friends for all intents purposes we were telling each other things we wouldn't tell our significant others donna was living with a guy right i had a boyfriend the guy term is i'll use it loosely but anyway For all intents and purposes, I was single. Probably to my now ex-wife's chagrin, if she would have known, I'd never told her. I told Donna that, you know, if this disease gets to the point where, because I know her boyfriend wouldn't have taken care of her. Yeah, I remember this. I told her that I said that I would take care of you. Yes, I remember that. Yeah, so the feelings I had were love, technically, but not romantic love. So, but that's when I felt the first time, I guess, the closeness to you. Right. It should have been a dead giveaway. When we were telling each other things, we weren't telling our significant other things. It should have been like, hey, guys, there might be something more to your relationship but i mean i think that's one thing that makes our relationship so strong is you know we started out as just business partners and best friends and there's never any romantic uh anything um and i mean don't get me wrong i found her stunning and you know watching her walk around in those little spandex shorts and shit and you know photographing her naked all the time don't think i didn't notice but it wasn't like i was going to act on it or whatever um so but um yeah so that was probably the first time i remember that day very well so okay so then he Next question, number nine we have 10 so number nine what what was it that had you think it was time to hang up your dancing shoes and vince did you agree with her decision at first oh it you know 2003. Oh, the hip thing, too. That's probably what pushed me over the edge. But remember, I'd taken that kind of little hiatus, and then I would. You got your corporate America job. No, not yet. Not yet. No. I thought you had that for a little bit. I thought they overlapped briefly. Okay. No. It was May. I had to re-audition because I'd taken like a year of thinking we were going to be doing the 3D stuff like on our own. Sure. That wasn't panning out. I was like, well, I better go back. So I called them. I said, hey, you know, this is Donna Lynn, you know, blah. They're like, hey, I know who you are, but I don't know if you gained weight. Can you come in and re-audition? Sure'll do that so i went there and of course i thought that i could do everything i had done you know a year or two before like the like the sit-ups i remember climbing the bar the pole and i had my legs wrapped around and i could do five what happened to the 25 i used to be able to do and i jumped down and i was like oh i felt something twinge you could do one that's impressive. Fuck 25. 25 is astounding. Oh, I was, my abs were freezing. But 5 is even amazing but you know i can't do a sit up on the flat ground yet learn inverted jesus yeah but here's the thing like the next day like the front of my i remember the front of my leg really hurt i thought oh hip flexor so that was mother's day because i remember we're going to the harding sand yeah i was i was in so much pain boss i can't come in today my hip flexor yeah and i that was uh that was that and then i started my corporate job in june because that was in may it was june 30th or 29th so they didn't overlap they actually one just ended because i I just, the dancing, I just couldn't do it with my hip. So it was a combination, 2003.
Speaker2: Mm-hmm. Yeah, I didn't overlap. They actually, one just ended because I just, the dancing, I just couldn't do it with my hip.
Speaker1: So it was a combination, 2003.
Speaker2: I didn't have a problem with it because of she got injured. Right, right. I was in pain.
Speaker1: And she had just gotten a corporate job.
Speaker2: It wasn't as much money as dancing. Not at the time, no.
Speaker1: But a lot more stability and insurance. And I was working at the time no but but a lot more stability in insurance and i was working time so i'm working now anyway okay um so vince and donna followers of the show enjoy your banter back and forth do you believe it's due to part by spunk club oh absolutely he wrote a he wrote a commercial we have to try to produce. Okay. I think that'd be fun. Our banter back and forth. We were like that even back in the day. We're always like this, whether we're on the show or not. People will tell you.
Speaker2: It's frightening.
Speaker1: We have friends that listen to the show, and they will tell you that when you listen to the show, it's the same as you're sitting out on the deck with us, hanging out with us. This is what we do. It's frightening. It's the same conversation. We go to bed at night. We're picking on each other. I mean, mostly she picks on me. I cry myself to sleep. You know, I'm just picked on them. Oh, yeah. I'm loving and kind to her. But anyway, no, I think it's due to our friendship that we had first yeah absolutely you know friends will have a banter um we had some friends here last night a friend with his fiancee that we just met for the first time and um she didn't know what to expect and uh she left here with tears in her eyes from laughing so hard all night so yeah which was fun yeah it was fun i think it's a little bit of a language language bower yes she's not from this country she's spanish descent um and um but she understood it for the most part and we had a good time and uh she's aot yeah, pretty woman apparently I'm going to get to take some pictures of her but either way they were both fun she had fun, she was laughing, she even made jokes and stuff, so it was a lot of fun but she said at the end of the night, she goes, you're crazy not documented documented, but yeah. So, but yeah, our banter is, as we've said this before, the way we talk and act on this show is how we are off of the show. And that's a very frightening thing to think about. We've had some people sit there and actually like, oh my God, you know, he's so negative to you. They don't hear the shit she says to me. It's so negative to me. She can sit there and say, oh my God yeah he's so negative to you they don't hear the shit she says to me it's so negative she can sit there and say oh my god you know i'm gonna slit your throat you fat bastard they don't hear that they'll hear me go well donna can you reach the sink i know you're short oh my god you're so cruel i just flashed back to that one time in corporate and we were doing our banjo on the phone and i i was like i'll kill you in your sleep and i just and i was like oh shit i heard all this like titter laughing behind me like i'm like nervous laughter and i look around it's like all my co-workers like in a semi-circle and i was like oh that's our you know out for love you know kill you in your sleep expression it's a term of endearment i swear break a leg for an actor yeah that's it i was like oh my god but uh yeah so that's the 10 questions that wayne sent us hopefully we answered them to completion i hope um we welcome other people come up with some questions email them to us at info at hot wife podcast.com we'd love to answer your questions whether it be about us or about swinging or sex or our opinion on any of those or or nothing at all you know if you want donna's recipe to good ass munching we can get you that you know she's uh i'll wear my new connoisseur rectum some with testicles some with abs I'll wear my new
Speaker2: butt snorkel You know, she's the connoisseur of rectum. Some with testicles, some without.
Speaker1: I'll wear my new butt snorkeler hat. There you go. You've got to put it all backwards, though, so you can get in there. So I can get in there. Oh, that's no fun. Maybe it's where it needs to be. It needs to be on the back. Butt snorkeler. So anyway, I want to thank everyone for listening. All right, everybody everybody have a good night