Last Nights House Party

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife podcast, where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. Music Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lennon. Welcome to my Hot Wife podcast. And I'm here once again with my wonderful trophy husband, Vince. Hello. I now have to add the trophy husband part because you were quite the trophy husband last night. Yeah. Well, not to you, I wasn't. It doesn't matter to me. A lot of other women wanted you to do. The trophy husband shirt that Mickey gave me that I wore at the house party. Yes.

And everyone thought I was except you. Oh, stop. I always think you're the most trophy of all husbands. A participation trophy. Well, I didn't see what kind of trophy. I just said you got a trophy. Yeah. So we're going to recap our fun night we had last night at the house party. Yeah. Well, we talked about a party that was a month ago. a month and a half ago. Yeah. That was pretty erotic. Yeah. So we'll recap it for people who might be new. Swinger house parties aren't always what I think some people envision.

They just think it's like you walk in the door, rip your fucking clothes off and just fuck whatever you can put, whatever you can do. Right. Fuck everything. It's almost like that. No. Oh, it's not? No. It's not like that at all. I guess I went to the neighbor's house. You went to the neighbor's house. Damn it. Oh, my God. I thought that air fresher just kind of reminded me of Mace. I don't know. Yeah, or something like that. So, no, so we went to our friend's house. Yeah, so we're pretty comfortable there, so that helps. It was more of a, meant to be more of a BDSM party.

Yeah, but there's a little bit more. More this time than the last party. Than last time. But still not a lot. No, I mean. I think it's getting away from BDSM. more into just a swinger party. Yeah, a swinger party. Which is fine. Because I don't do the BDSM thing, so I'm fine. Yeah, exactly. For you, it's a moot point because I'm not into that anyway. I think it's more like just a regular swinger party with a little BDSM and that kind of stuff on the side. Just on the fringes. Just a little bit to spice it up. I think... Did the spanking bench get used at all? I don't know.

I was busy elsewhere. Your face was in there between other thighs and stuff. I'd do it again. I do remember hearing smacking noises. Actually, I think our host was with somebody briefly on it. Okay. Because I do remember hearing it, but I didn't see it. Yeah, they had that one woman tied up in the door frame. Oh, okay. And they had like three or four people teasing her. She was blindfolded. She was screaming out. and pleasure. Oh, that's nice. That's cool. Didn't look like she was hating it. No. Oh, no. That's always fun. Okay for me. Yeah, no, that's cool.

We might be a little low energy tonight because we didn't get home until 3 o'clock in the morning and being Father's Day, my daughter's, and I'm glad, I'm coming over for lunch and of course dad has to cook it. So I had... Your one daughter did bring something over. She brought stuff, but she didn't bring enough for all of us to eat. She invited my other daughter, which was fine. I'm happy with that. But it's like... You had to get up early and get the smoker started. Went to bed at 3, got up at 6, get the smoker going and put meat in it and then feed the dogs and what have you.

I couldn't even get up. I couldn't do it. And then today, on top of that, then... You had a Playmate stopover. Right. And Angelina showed up. Yeah, so. She was a pleasant surprise. I mean, she said, oh, I'm going to go hang out at your pool. And she lives 45 minutes away, 40 minutes away, whatever it is. I walked down to the pool to see, you know, if she was there. And here's this beautiful woman walking around, no little thong, basically, at the bottom and topless, cleaning my pool. Like, there is a God. Yep. We have a new pool boy girl. Perfect. So she hung out for a little bit.

We actually recorded a show we're going to put out on Wednesday. And just also, our new posting schedule is, since we do this show Sunday night, and we understand not a lot of people listen to it. It's tough. It's a school night, even though it's summer. Most people listen to the show Monday, and we're appreciative of that. So the other pre-recorded shows we're putting out will be on Wednesday mornings and Friday mornings. Yeah, so Monday, Wednesday, Friday, essentially. So on Wednesday of this week, you'll get to hear the show, and you do not want to miss it. The one we just recorded?

The one we just recorded. It was crazy. Angelina and Miss Donna here, we had a little, you know, had them break out some toys, and wanted to see if our sponsor Spunk Loops product would help them with using a toy. I'm not going to ruin it. I'm not going to say anything more. Not a word. You have to listen to the whole thing. You're going to want to hear it. The interesting part was there was a gentleman that was here that you shot some video with before that, and he was kind of hanging out, and I knew I couldn't put him over there on the futon next to Angelina because she's a tornado. Yes.

A lot of flailing going on there. Without doing anything wrong, he would get hurt. I know. When that thing cuts loose, Jesus Christ. It's crazy. So he sat back here next to me. Right. And, you know, I told him the adage used to be when you worked in corporate America. And, you know, we'd be shooting video Saturday and Sunday. And you go into work on Monday and be like, hey, Donna, how was your work? How was your weekend? Yeah. You know, and you had to say, oh, my weekend was fine. You wanted to sit there and go, well, I, you know, fucked a bunch of different guys.

Got the bottom knocked out of me. Fucking eyes glued shut. Somehow you can't say that in corporate America. Yeah. But, so I told her, I said, no, hey, man, you're going to go to work tomorrow and they're going to go, hey, how was your weekend? And you're going to be able to say, well, I fucked a married woman on video. And then after that, I watched her and this other gorgeous fucking woman masturbate pretty heavily with some toys. They're going to go... Yeah, right. Okay. Okay, what'd you do? Yeah. So I said, so it's kind of a dirty little secret. It's kind of hot. It is kind of fun. Yeah.

They don't need to know. Nobody needs to know. So anyway, again, so we're going to be talking about Spunk Glue product too. So again, I think when you hear, well, that show we're talking about, we're not talking about it now, but when you hear that show, you're going to hear real testimonials of why you might want to Go get some Spunk Lube at spunklube.com. It was awesome. Yeah. It was really awesome. So it was pretty fucking hot. Okay, back on to what was hot last night. Oh, that was a hot, man. Oh, man. Tell what people can expect if they went to the house party we went to.

Oh, it starts out very social. You know, everybody meanders around the kitchen table and they're getting their drinks. Around the whole living room and stuff, too. Well, I'm not... Okay, just around the living area of the house. And, you know, we kind of like... make her introductions. Hi, how are you? Where are you from? You know, icebreakers, the typical icebreaker. And it was just very nice. You know, I meandered around as I tried to get to everybody just to, you know, say hello and, you know, introduce ourselves. And then it goes on from there.

Sometimes you may end up getting pulled one way or the other and somebody says, hey, do you want to go downstairs? Or you go downstairs and, you know, you mess around and somebody from upstairs will come down and be like, hey, can I... And the gentleman that I had mentioned from the last party, who... It was obvious to me. He was eyeing you up. I told you, you know what? He's going to be the first one. He's going to jump on you like white on rice. Yeah, he did. And I was right. You were right. He was like, hey, we didn't get a chance to connect last time.

Your husband was with my wife, but I didn't get to be with you, so... He grabbed me right away. So I connected with his wife last party. Right. Last night, I connected with his wife twice. Twice. She's a little ball of energy. She's fun. She's fun. They're great. I mean. She's a lot of fun. I mean, yeah, she's, you know, yeah, she's definitely. Is she a squirt? I played with her. She was the. She does at times. Right. Not like a big squirt. Right. But yeah, she can gush a little bit. That's cool. Yeah. Like, I played with her first. Right. It was my first playmate last night.

And then towards the end of the party, actually it was the last person. It was late. It was like 1 o'clock. She was up in the kitchen talking, hanging out and stuff, and talking with some of the other people. And she's like, I didn't get to play with anyone but Vince. Oh, no. And, you know, again, a lot of people were just hanging out talking. But anyway, so I said, you already got to play with me and that's it? She goes, yeah. I said, well, then we need to go continue this.

So her and I went back downstairs and again started the whole process over again where she was screaming and everything else. And then her husband came down and all of a sudden her moaning and screaming kind of got muffled. So I looked up in between her thighs and she had her mouth full of cock. So it's like, all right, cool. As long as it stays up there, we're good. We're good. So, yeah, so, and then, I mean, and I noticed it's distracting, okay? I get that. Right. Trying to multitask. Right. Because she went from like, orgasm, to all of a sudden. Yeah, yeah.

It was like a lot more distance between them. Right, right. Well, Ken, she's thinking all the time, I'm sucking his dick. I don't want to be. Yeah, she's trying to, yeah, contort to suck dick and get her legs in the air. Yeah, it's a lot. So, but I mean, her pussy was like sobbing wet. So, and so I sat up and I said, why don't you fuck your wife? Right, right. I said, her pussy is definitely ready for you. Oh, my goodness. So he goes, I think I will. Yeah, because we went upstairs and we're like, hey, where are these guys? Oh, they're still downstairs. Yeah, they were going for a while.

In all fairness, I don't mean this in a bad way, I don't think he could have gotten traction. No, I don't think he could have gotten traction. Oh, I left that thing. It's ringing wet. Oh, yeah, it was a slip and slide. It was a slip and slide. Yeah, she had a bunch. That's cool. That's cool. Yeah, because they were still downstairs. Like, where the hell did they go? Oh, they're still downstairs fucking. I'm not going to get into my rock star of last night yet. Okay. Okay, you're not. Okay. So I got to play with the hostess. Right. Who is a rock star in my book, too. Right.

But it's kind of a unique situation with her. Her and I kind of have like a little bond. Yep, yep. You know, it's like she's a sexy older woman. Mm-hmm. Definitely. Yeah. And her pussy is very unique. How is it unique? Her... She used to have piercings. Oh, that's right. I was thinking. She's gone through some medical procedures. They have to take them out. MRIs and she had to take them out. So she just left them out. She said, it's too much pain in the ass to get them back in. Right. Which is fine. They were fun in and she's fun out.

But she has a quit that kind of, I'll use the term bubbles up. Right. It's almost like, you know, did you ever get like those yogurt covered raisins and like the bigger ones, the big ones. It's like that. Yeah, that's pretty big. And so when I started looking at her boy, I think it's like... And she's even like, she goes, no one makes my fucking clit swell the way you do. So I was like, that's all right, I'm good with that, you know. So I started, you know, doing what I do and, you know, she's doing what she does and moaning and squirting and stuff. And then like...

I do a thing where I pull a suction on the clit. Mm-hmm. Okay? And she goes, oh, yeah, suck my fucking clit. Oh, that's nice. Yes, I will. Yes, ma'am. And then so I'm sucking on it, like making it swell even more. More, yeah. And then she's like, pull on my clit. So I know what she meant, because I've done it to her a lot of times. You know, pulling a suction on it and wiggling back and forth, and then I back my head away, so I'm like pulling on it. Pulling on it, right. Oh. That was, yeah, that was just like zero to a thousand. It went from like, oh, that felt good to I'm coming.

So, so Neal said I did that a bunch of times. Of course. That's definitely fun. And then again, sit there and while I'm doing that, I do some, my little finger play. Right. So she's, you know, again, it got to the point where she's slapping on the bed, like, you know, just slapping the arms next to her. Yeah. Oh, that's funny. That's good. And then she's like, okay, I need a break. So she likes me to come up next to her and lay there and kiss and stuff like that. And then I start playing with her nipples. Yeah, I think. You were there playing with somebody.

Yeah, who the heck was I playing with? You were playing with. Who's the. No, you were. No. Was I still with the first guy? No, no. And I skipped over that couple. We'll get to get back to that couple. Okay. Who else did you play with? I'm trying to think. I still only did like, um, you were with four guys last night. Was it four? Was I was Mr. Big Dick, the biggest? No, that was the last guy, wasn't it? Yeah. I only thought I did three. There was, did you, I thought you did four. No, I only think I did three. Okay.

I'm just, the expanses of time between them are so long that I, oh, yeah, there was, there was a fifth because when I was resting between somebody like, I jumped in and said, Hey, can I just, kind of like jump in here. I'm like, yeah, sure, why not? Yeah. How much does that happen? Because I didn't see that. I was probably upstairs at that time. Not much. I've just finished with the one couple. The one that's had some physical problems. And we were just like chilling for a minute and then this other guy jumped in like, hey, do you mind if I just kind of like jump in here for a minute or so?

Cool. It was fine. I probably said no, he'd been fine with that. But I I'm just kind of... How far did you go with him? I sucked on him. I rode him for a little bit. Yeah, really? Yeah, just for a little bit. And then it's kind of like, oh, something else came up. You get pulled to a different direction. It's like nothing goes to be... Once again, it's a funny thing. It's like nobody really gets to go to completion. Now, they probably did after me. Well, with you. With me. But yeah, they didn't... I have a lot of... wet bed sheets. Yeah, you do.

But like nobody, the guys went to completion with me. Now, I'm sure they're trying to like hold off so they're not, they'll come the first three seconds and then for the rest of the night they're kind of like, well, I got a little. Yeah, and I think that's probably part of it. Now, actually thinking about it, these guys don't want to pop because then, again, they're 40s and up. Yeah. They're like, okay, it's going to take a while to reload. Right, exactly. If I can. If, yep. So you don't want to pop right away. So I think a lot of them are like, okay, now I'm just going to take a little break.

I'm like, okay, all right. So they go their way and I go mine. Sure. And then you go back upstairs, you get an extra drink, you start chatting. You go back downstairs again. So it's that kind of a thing. So there was this couple we met when we first walked in. They were new. And then they were nice. And the husband has some physical ailments. Right. My bad kids. anymore than me. Right. That's fine. And both very sweet people. Yeah, they're a lot of fun. Yeah. A whole lot of fun.

So, and again, they expressed in my conversations that, you know, they were new and, you know, and that, yeah, they were just kind of checking things out. And I was like, that's cool, you know, it's whatever. So, she came in wearing like, I'm going to call them leather pants. I don't know if they were. Yeah, the pleather, yeah. The pleather, tight, and It's like, damn, it looks very nice. It looks very nice. And then they got changed into their, like, play outfits. Yeah. I thought that was your play outfit. No, that was not the play outfit.

But, so, you know, I was downstairs playing with somebody else, which I'll get to that one later. And she was sitting there in her barely outfit, and, you know, he was sitting there with her and stuff, and I, you know, sitting there talking to him, how's it going and stuff like that. And then I said to her, I said, hey, would you, you know, Would I be allowed to give you some attention? And she goes, yeah. So I started. And there was a really unique little element that I wouldn't have guessed. The unique element that was in her butt. In her butt. She had a blinking light butt plug.

It was so cool. It was so cool. I mean, she has a tiny little ass. Yeah. It was a nice ass. Very nice ass. But, you know, and so when I started going down on her, I'm like, There's like a light source down here. Is there an alarm system that I tripped? What the hell's going on there? What the fuck is this? Somebody's got a flashlight up your ass. How'd you go out there? It was red and green. I'm like, okay, where's the yellow? Did I go or do I stop? Did somebody come out with flags? What is this? What's going on here?

But, But so she said, I only had started doing it for a couple minutes, and she's like, hey, can we move this someplace more comfortable, and I'd like to get my husband involved. I'm like, okay. And she says, is there someone else we can get involved? Now, I was going, and I was right, I was going like, okay, she wants to get another woman for him, or what? I was hoping it wasn't like, okay, we're going to have three guys, like, there's not enough here. Yeah. But, so, a lot of them were all occupied. You weren't, you were upstairs. Yeah, I was chatting.

And at this time, there was this one woman, I'll say suspended. She wasn't suspended. She was. Restrained. Yeah, even, yeah, she was restrained. We'll say that. In this doorway. And like I said, there was three or four people teasing and pleasing her. She was screaming in pleasure. So, it's like, okay, I can't ask one of them. Right. So, I said, okay, I'll be right back.

And we're not, and I grabbed you and said hey that couple you know and you're like yeah sure so we went down and I want you to go you tell oh well you know you started with a lot of you know kissing and you know got him on the bed and got him undressed and I do a little more kissing and then you know I was fondling her a little bit and then over the over the top where you were eating her I was even able to kiss her that way and that was really nice that was really cool You know, we started sucking on him.

Like, I couldn't, because of where you were, I was trying to get her to also, like, share the cock with me. But she was, you know, it just didn't work out too well. Yeah. She'd have to twist her body more than she could. Or he'd have to roll his body more. Well, I kind of think she appreciated the fact that he was getting attention. Right. Yeah, I think so, too. You know, because she was laying next to him. Right. And, you know, I'm going to town on her. Right. And she was saying, for, again, to look at her. I picture her like a librarian. A very attractive librarian. Librarian, yep.

But she was sitting there like, yeah, honey, you know, fill her cunt. Fill her pussy. Yeah. Give her the big hot load. And as she's saying that, and I'm eating her, she's even, that was turning her on too. Yep, yep. And she's coming all over my fucking face with that. I know. You know, and her butt plug had fallen out at this point. So I did what I could to just put my finger back in there to hold so the dam didn't break. Yeah. You know, and I found out that, you know, if you take your big finger and you slide it in and out of her ass while you lick her sweet little pussy, she comes.

Oh, no kidding. That's not a bad thing. Well, if she's wearing a butt plug, chances are she is accepting of anal play. Obviously. You know what I mean? Especially with a red and green blinking light calling attention to it. I want one of them. I want one of them. That's too freaking funny. I was like, is it Starbert or Starbert or... What's the other thing? Oh, God. Port. Port, yeah. Port or starboard. It was a port, and I put my starboard in it. But anyway, so, yeah.

So, you know, and then, like, you know, I had played with her for a while, and then I saw she wanted to give some attention to her husband. Right. Due to his condition, too. Yeah. So, it's like, okay, the two of you were treating him very well. Yeah. So, that's when I left the room. Right. And so that's when you were finishing up with him that that other gentleman jumped in for a little bit. Yeah, just jumped in just for a little bit. Yeah. He was a nice guy. Yeah, I talked with him for a little bit. I was a nice guy. Yeah.

Yeah, his wife or girlfriend, whatever it was, that was the one that was tied up in the doorway. Oh, that's where she was. I was like, I didn't get a chance to play with her at all. No, her and I talked and she goes, yeah, I heard about you. I'm one of you. I heard about you. Spend some time with you, but they live five hours away. Yes, yes, I... He did say that. I was like, damn. Obviously, they said they were staying in a hotel. That's what happens a lot. Sometimes people come from really long distances, and the host has a little bit of room to put you up.

Like those big, giant, king-sized beds down there. Well, you're going to want to have to change the sheets on them. Yeah, probably want to change the sheets on them, but whatever. They've been fucked on as much as a hotel bed. Or more. So, yeah, so that went well. That was a lot of fun. Yeah. That was a lot of fun. Yeah, and after that, they left. Mm-hmm. Again, I think it was a lot for him. It might have been a lot. With his physical ailments and stuff. Right, or it took a lot out of him. But probably, I hope he's still smiling. I hope so, too. That's pretty cool. That was a good time.

But, so then there was this other new couple. Yes. He's the guy with the big dick. Yeah, see, that was the one, the pre-story was, like, you know, you could see who's attending the party or is scheduled to attend the party. Not everybody attends. Right. And, you know, she was cute or is cute. She's not like a past tense. Right. She's cute and everything else, you know, and, you know, he's an attractive guy. Oh, yeah, they are. And the picture's like, Jesus Christ, you know, God gifted him. It was pretty big. It was pretty big. I can admit that.

And I told him, told Donna, I said, yeah, I think it'd be fun for you to play with him. You know? And, but like all night he stayed dressed. Yeah, I noticed that. Now, do you know who played with him? Who? Was the woman that, um, the older woman, blonde hair, that, uh, apparently years ago you used to do porn. You used to do porn star? Yeah. She gave him a blowjob earlier. Oh, nice. Supposedly. I didn't see it. Oh, okay. But whatever. Um, Yeah, because he was like, we were like chatting. I'm like, he's like totally dressed. Yeah. And he was like that all night. Yeah.

So I only knew he got a blowjob because the hostess, we were chatting. She was like, oh, I saw, you know, what's her face? You know, with him. Like, yeah, you know, it was giving you oral sex. Like she said, I saw she was sucking your cock. That's more like what she would say. That's what she said. That's exactly the exact quote. I saw there was some fellatio. God. Who's Fuegio? Pinocchio's brother. Could be. Yeah, could be. So his girlfriend, apparently, not wife, his girlfriend, like when we got to the party and we're all hanging out talking, she had this bright pink dress on. Was it pink?

Yeah, totally. Like radioactive pink and his bright pink shoes on. Shoes, yeah. They hurt her feet and she took them off. Oh, I don't blame her. My God, I would have... They hurt my feet watching. I know. And the thing with the heels, like if I came up to her, her nipple was right at mouth level. Right at mouth level. It's like, yeah. Mine too. I bent over. Oh, yeah. I was going to say. Come on, get out of here. So that was kind of funny because she like stood next to me. I'm like, you are the perfect height for me. Her breasts were like right there in my mouth. Right there at mouth level.

So... It was interesting. So I was talking to her up in the kitchen, and she was kind of half lit. Yeah. Working towards it quickly. She was having fun. She was real cute and bubbly. She's like, oh, I'm nervous. This is really the first time at a party like this. Oh. And it's like, oh, it's okay. I'm just touching base, you know, and your ass. You know, whatever. I don't know, was her ass the base? I guess. Okay. So, you know, I was kidding around with her, and she's like, She goes, no. She goes, you know, I've heard the girls telling me that I need to have some time with you.

I was like, well, it's up to you. I said, you know, and the girls talk a lot, but, you know. So she goes, I'm just, I'm really nervous. I said, that's fine. I said, you don't have to do anything at these parties. It's not. No, they're very late back. You know what? You can tell me get lost. You can say no thank you. You can say let's go. You can do whatever you want. And she goes, I just need to just relax and just take it all in. still all, I said, oh, I get it, you know, no problem.

So she wound up coming downstairs and she stripped out of that dress and she was just wearing this purple negligee kind of thing she had. And she had a cute body on her. Yeah, she was very cute. Yeah. And you could tell she came up and was like kind of like leaning into me and stuff. She's like, she goes, I'm still really nervous. I said, well, you know, after the first five orgasms, you won't be nervous She goes, five? I said, that's just in the first minute. She goes, you're kidding me. I said, well, I'm telling you what I've been told. I said, I don't ask girls to count.

I don't need to know the count. But they do anyway. They brag. They compare notes. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. But I said, you know, I said, do you want to go in the back room and play? She goes, okay. So we went, you know, towards the back room. So we got in there and, you know, she turned around and we started kissing and stuff like that. And I slowly disrobed her. Right, right. And she's like, and kissing her, she's like, holy shit, that tongue, you kissing with that tongue, that's what I'm in store for? I said, it's, I don't have another tongue. Yeah. If you did, you'd be even more dangerous.

I cut my penis off. So I can kiss and lick at the same time. That's terrible. Man, I actually... Kissing and licking at the same time is actually pretty cool. That'd be pretty hot, yeah. Pretty hot. So, needless to say. So, you know, we made out for a little bit and everything else, I got her laid down. Oh, yeah. And then it started. I must have been still upstairs at the time. I wasn't in the room when you were with her the first time. Yeah, no, you had finished with the woman whose husband, your first one, because I was playing with his wife first. Oh, yeah.

You were doing him and I was doing her. Okay. You were doing a lot of things with him. I don't even know what I was doing. Yeah, whatever. So, yeah, you'd go upstairs and I was in there with her and she was screaming and all sorts of shit. And she kept grabbing my hair, pulling my hair, she goes, how the fuck are you doing this? That's why you have a bald spot. You pull that part of your hair. Oh, my gosh. I don't even know. Is my ears still on my head? I think so. I just might have holes in the side of my head. But, I mean, again, like most women, I'm 30, 45 minutes easy. Right.

I was with her for 20, maybe 15. Right. And she had as many as the others. In a shorter amount of time? Oh, dear God. Like I said, the funniest thing. This is now officially the funniest comment by a woman telling me when I eat their pussy. She actually said, it's a good thing you don't charge. I'd be broke. It was after that I was laying on the bed. I forget who I was with. And she had taken that negligee she was wearing. And she looked at me and she kind of like... laid it across me and pulled it and she goes, thank you. Thank you. And she rubs it against me and thank you.

And she kept coming up the rest of the night. I want to thank you. Did I tell you thank you? And you first said, what are you thanking me for? She goes, your husband. And I felt kind of bad with her boyfriend because she's like giving you all kinds of compliments. We've seen that before. And her poor boyfriend said, like, what the fuck am I? Chapped liver? In all honesty, yeah. And he's got this nice, big, meaty dick. And she goes, oh, the big dick is great, but I can't really eat pussy that well. And she's, like, whispering this to me. I'm like, oh, you gotta train him. You gotta train him.

One time I was standing there talking to somebody. She came up and grabbed me like she was gonna punch me. Grabbed my shirt. You know, I could go up and say, you motherfucker. She grabbed my shirt and it goes nose to nose to the other. And she goes, how the fuck do you do that? She goes, you did things to my pussy no one has ever done. She goes, I've never come that much. I'm like, it's just what I do. She goes, do you teach that anywhere? Did you read a book? Did you write a book? I said, I don't know, just do it. I think I was 69 with her husband, her boyfriend.

I think he didn't have bad skills, but he was just... I was playing with the hostess when you were over there with her boyfriend because the hostess and I... And you and him were out there just talking, chit-chatting. Oh, yeah. And then I walked up behind her, behind the hostess. Right. And I was, like, rubbing her back. And then I was rubbing her ass and fingering her and kissing the back of her neck. And then she grabbed my hand and, like, drug me in the back. And then as we're walking away, you're like, hey, you want to play? So then you drug him in. I drug him in.

So as I finished up with the hostess, she came down and started the girlfriend joined in. Yes. And you guys were playing for a little bit and everything else. and yeah, you were riding him or something like that. Oh, yeah. And so she kind of, like, she was doing some things and like she stood up, like there wasn't room for her to get in on the action, so she stood up and I'm right there. And I said, how you doing? She goes, oh, no. I said, what's the matter? She goes, you're going to eat my pussy again, aren't you? I said, do you want me to? Yes, I am. She goes, yeah, I think I do. Ha.

That's why I laid her down next to you guys. Yeah. And I started tearing that up. I was even able to, like her boyfriend, even though his dick was pretty big, I was able to do anal with him. Oh, wow. Yeah. So I wasn't, sometimes his anal is just easier. It's just, it feels better. There's like more, I don't know. Sometimes it just feels better. I don't know. I don't want to explain it, but. Don't have to. You know, I was like, you know what? I said, I don't know. They were like more particular because she's like, if you're going to do any penetration, I want you to wear a condom.

I was like, eh. Whatever works for you guys. I am perfectly fine with that. Yeah, I mean, and I told you, you know, I could tell you were fucking with her condom on. There's that squeaky gate door. I know. Walking with galoshes on. Oh, man. It was okay. It was fine. But yeah, no, she was just totally fucking wiped out. Yeah. That's funny. And she's upstairs bragging. That was just funny. She's upstairs bragging. to everybody up there about my skills. Oh my God. And everybody's like, we know. We tried to warn you. The women were all like, we told you. Before he touched you, we told you.

And she's like, I didn't think, I just thought it was like, just talk. She goes, he surpassed what you said. I felt, I just felt, kind of felt bad for her boyfriend. though, because she totally was like, you know, oh my God, that tongue. He's a good looking guy, great shape. Great shape, yeah. You know, I mean, I, for a little bit, she got on the St. Andrew's Cross with him. Oh. You know, and he was flogging her ass and stuff, and she actually started squirting all over the floor. Oh, no kidding. So she does have that little, where she likes that part of things. Exactly.

But, she asked me, she goes, did I get to bed too? I said, no, I caught it all in my mouth. She goes, oh my God. Oh. She was like all like, she looked like a wet noodle when you were done with her. Oh my goodness. That's fun. Yeah, it was a lot of fun. That was a whole lot of fun. So the score for me last night was I actually had four women, but two of them twice. Right. So does that count as six? Sure, why not? Okay. I think I was only with the... You were with the husband is first. The husband was first. And then it was the... And then the couples... Do I count the female and the male?

That counts as one. That's a couple. Oh, that counts as one? That's not fair. Okay. So it was like three again. Three years since. No, you spent more time with him. You didn't really go down on her, did you? No, because you were there. Yeah, well... And she would be very disappointed with my oral skills after having you. I know where I stand. I've tried to be schooled by the master, but I don't have the endurance. Well, I can't teach you while I'm licking your pussy. No, but I know your technique and I know. Yeah. You should know it better than anybody. Your technique? But it changes.

It does change. I know you do. Yeah, like I don't, I know the sensation, but I don't know what you're doing to cause a sensation necessarily. I feel like, I feel like. That's interesting. I've never. I know, like I said, last night, they, a couple of them were like, they said, he hits. every button. And there's buttons, he hits it. I didn't know where buttons. They said, I can't tell you exactly what he does, but it was all great. They were like, what do you do? I said, I don't know, just do what feels good. I kind of sense what the woman likes.

Yeah, your body's responding to it, and so you keep doing that. Well, I like it too, like you have this, like I said before, about using your finger, you kind of like, you don't just like jam it in. You know how some guys do like a jack camera thing. I hate that. You kind of slide it in and then... Hook and release. No. It kind of is like that. You come in on an angle and you turn your finger and then you go in and out, but you're not jamming it in there. I hate it. The way I look at it when I do that is if you just slide something straight in, it could feel good.

It's what you do with your penis. It just goes straight in, straight out. straight in, straight up. Pretty much. Okay. But, so, you're not hitting as much surface area in a stimulating way. Right. So, if you go in and you turn your finger and twist, you're hitting new areas. You're not just paying attention to the same path. Yeah. Okay. So, it's kind of what I do with that. That makes sense. I kind of, you know, move my finger around. Right. You know, sometimes I'll go in upside down and rub the other way. Right. Instead of the top of the pussy wall, I'll rub the bottom. You know?

But again, what I do with my tongue, it's not the same all the time either. No. Because, you know what, I have found, and we were talking about something like this earlier when Angelina was on. When you use a toy or a tongue or something, you keep it on the clit too much, I think it becomes fatigued and then it desensitizes and then it becomes numb. So you kind of flick around and you you tease a little bit and then after a second or two it's like, nope, you got to move on to something else. That sensation stays very fresh.

If I spend, again, tell me if I'm wrong, but like if I'm sitting there licking your quit and I'm just focusing, flicking my tongue at this moment on your quit, I'll do it nice and hard and fast as I do it. Right. But then I'll back away and just do it so that my tongue is barely touching it. Yeah, that's. And then I'll move over and just totally ignore your quit for a while. Right, right. Like all around it. Yeah. And then all of a sudden, Like after a minute, all of a sudden I go back to it and it's like, ah, you know. Yeah, so that sensation is all new again. So that's kind of cool.

I guess that's my secret. I don't know. She was loving it. None of them hated it. She was just so cute about the way who came up. Somebody came up and they like literally kissed my hand. Like I was like kissing the ring. They came up and they're like, thank you. And they took my hand and kissed.

my hand I was like I don't know what this means exactly but okay no thank you so if you charged she'd be broke huh that's what she said I thought that was one of the funniest things I never fucking heard it's like that's okay it's a good thing that's illegal and I can't do that she goes oh But then she goes, I feel like there should be a tip jar or something. A tip jar? Can you imagine? She says, I don't feel I did you any justice. She goes, I got to show you my appreciation. That would be too funny if you had a tip jar next to the bed. Put it on top of my hat. I have a hat that's a tip jar.

So as I'm licking their pussy, they can put money in there. If I hear coins that pussy eat and gets, you know, less. Put a fucking credit card machine up there, swipe it. Oh, my God. It's too funny. Yep. Yeah. So the party was hot. It was erotic. Oh, it was really hot. Yeah. Again, if you are in the lifestyle and you get to go to a house party, I'm hoping they're all as good as the host and hostess we go to throw. You know, there are rules and stuff, which there should be. There are in clubs too. But yeah, I mean, you get to meet.

The one couple, like I said, when I was doing her, then the husband came down and then they were going to it, I guess. Yeah. Yeah, they were. The host said, wait, it's against the rules. Yeah. And someone actually said, really? It's like, well, you know, it's like, no, but you get to play with your mate anytime. Anytime. So this is where you get to play with others. Right. So it's like an unwritten quote rule that you don't play with your significant other. I always don't want to call it a rule. No, I'm using my air quotes. They have a term hall pass. Yeah.

It's like, okay, this is your hall pass. Go. And almost at our party, I cannot speak to every party. Our party, everyone accepts everyone. Yeah, it was very, very laid back. The only thing I thought was really kind of cool was the host got everybody's attention and they went over just the... Well, for the BDSM. Yeah, for the BDSM part, you know, green, yellow, and red. He had somebody demonstrating. Yeah, so if you're doing something that could... inflict pain to someone. If they're enjoying it, they'll say green. If it's getting close to not comfortable, they'll say yellow.

And if it's too painful, it's red. So you know to stop and don't do that. But that was very good. So everybody's on the same page. I just flashed back to that t-shirt you looked at. Out is not a safe word. That is on our website. If you go to hotwifepodcast.com. You'll see now we're trying to get a blog started. We'll see. I'm not overly worried about it. Are you not a blog type of person? I mean, it's another way to interact. Sure. But I have actually started an affiliate program with Amazon.

So we've gone through and picked out some outfits and toys and stuff like that that people might want to have interest in in purchasing. or whatever. Cool. And we're going to purchase some of them ourselves and do reviews on them. Are we allowed to do that? I didn't think we were allowed. Yeah, I just can't do it through the affiliate. Oh, okay. Well, we can buy them on our own. Okay. So in all fairness, if you buy anything on the site, we do. We get a couple pennies. We're not going to set the world on fire, but it'll help pay our costs. Sure. It'll be fun.

And hopefully we'll show you some of the shit that we think is interesting and fun. Well, that one t-shirt is actually very, very cute. Yeah, there's two t-shirts I put up on there right now. One is, ouch is not a safe word. And the other one is, I tried to be good, but I got bored. Ah, there you go. I like the ouch one. Might have to get that one for the next party. Oh, yeah. I think so. But anyway, and again, really, yeah, so the party was really hot. Yeah, it was probably the most fun party I've been to. So far. So far. Until the next one. Yeah, until the next one.

Then I'll say that one was the most fun. Yeah. Yeah, it was good. It was a good time. Especially when you start seeing people that you kind of know. So you already know what they like, what they don't like, more or less. You already had some kind of social interaction with them. So you don't have to go through all the nuances and like, okay, where are you from? What do you like to do? But that's kind of fun too. It is kind of fun. You know, the whole making new friends. Oh, absolutely. Anyway, so again, I want to thank everyone. Again, we're working on a couple hours sleep here. Yay!

It's been a busy, busy day. The party was a lot of fun. It really was. If you ever get a chance to go to a house party with people that you trust and that you like and everybody can conform to the rules. Yeah, and if you're accepted, go. Do it. It was, I mean, it took us several times, you know, of seeing them and then going to a house party and not participating because of the BDSM aspect, not because of the play aspect. Again, we're not late night people. And this show is probably proving that. Oh, yeah. We're like, oh, God, getting home at 3 o'clock in the morning sucks.

Today we got up, had to get up real quick and get the food going. My daughters were here around noon. And then they left and Angelina was here for breakfast. Angelina was here, but then that other... My playmate came. Your playmate came, shot the video, hung out with Angelina, but then all of a sudden we decided to pre-record a podcast. With Angelina. With Angelina. It's this Wednesday. Oh, God, you've got to watch that one, don't you? I'm going to download it. Oh, my God. She's a ball of fire. Oh, my God. I want to come back as her vibrator. Oh, my God.

If I die, I want to come back as her vibrator. She'll burn you out. She will burn you out. If I'm going to get burned out, that's the fucking way to do it. That's the way to do it? Holy fuck. Apparently, we might be having a lot more hot stuff coming up with her. Maybe. She wants to shoot a video of you and her with this guy. Yeah, she keeps talking about that, but she's not bi. No, but somehow, she's not bi, but she's expressing... She keeps saying, there's a chance I could fucking slip off the edge and go... I could almost so do Donna. I don't get that. If you're not bi, then you're not bi.

She kept touching, like, your skin is so smooth. And then, you know, I was like, yeah, but you're not bi. Well, yeah, I'm not bi. I'm not going to touch you because I don't want to get yelled at. I'm not bi and I don't touch guys. Yeah, so she kept, like, reaching out. Oh, but I love your titties and your skin is just so smooth. So it's like, so maybe you are. She commented, like, when you're down at the pool in your micro bikini, before we came up to record that, she's like, oh my God, Don looks so fucking hot. I said, yeah, so do you. She goes, I'm fat. I'm like, you need to gain weight.

Her abs are still awesome. She's got a six pack. Definitely six pack abs. There's nothing not to, you know, she's just incredible. She's incredible. She's a ball of fire. She's a ball of fire. She's a great great woman. I'm so glad to count her as our friend. Oh my God. Yeah, but again, you don't fuck her. She fucks you. You gotta listen to her podcast, man. The things she wanted to do with the people. I'm like, oh my God. Maybe I'm lucky that she considers me too good of a friend. She's not gonna touch you. She could kill me. It's a way to go. Don't get me wrong.

She'd be punching you and biting you and I'm like, God, what a way to go. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, anyway. Okay, so I had that visual in my head. I see that you shook it out. Yeah, it's like, you know, it's going like, you know, again, I did play with her in the past. Oh, yes. You know, when she was originally years ago, talk about shooting. You know, I shot videos where I ate her pussy and stuff like that. You know, I mean, I've seen her in various states of excitement. Right, arousal. I've never seen anyone like her. No. Oh, my God. No, it's, it's erotically scary. Yes. Yes. It is erotically scary.

It's like a porn horror movie. Oh, my God. She's a black widow. She will fuck the shit out of you and probably kill you. Yep. And then drink your juices. There's nothing left of you but a dry husk. Wow. That's... Is she... Oh, it's that good, is it? No. Oh, okay. No. I thought they were sexier for a minute. Yeah, it isn't until she kills you, you know? You're having orgasm after orgasm, then you're like, did you die? If you're going to die, that's the way to go. That is the way to go. If I'm having a heart attack, I want to go through multiple orgasms. Sure.

I was like, well, his heart couldn't take it. But he died doing what he loved to do. Donna was sucking his dick so bad that he had a heart attack. So bad or so good. Anyway, so we'll wrap this up because we've got to get some fucking sleep. Yep. That was a great night. Yeah, across the board. That's my daughter texting. Did you not turn your phone off? Apparently not. Apparently not. All right. So I want to thank you, everyone. And we will... Don't miss the show this Wednesday. Yeah, don't miss the show. Everybody, you've got to have a great night. Music Thank you.