Well it is getting colder here in the NE of the United States and we start thinking about little getyaways. Well some looking around for some interesting places we found KinkBNB.com. This has a lot of interesting getaways for couples or couples with friends to rent and have some BDSM spaces away from home. The same as AirBNB.com has some location for the kinkier side or even those that enjoy being nude.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/hot-wife-podcast-and-the-swinger-lifestyle--5343522/support. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Hi, this is Donna Lynn and welcome to my my hot wife podcast where we discuss all the good the bad and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle hello everybody this is donna lynn and top of the morning top of the morning to you too babe And this is my hot wife, husband, and I'm... Hot wife, husband? This is my hot... This made me into a bitch this is my hot wife podcast and i'm with my hot husband vince there we go i said it i spit it out doing a show with no alcohol oh man it sucks i'm like too sober yeah i like to be a little bit too much blood There's too much blood by alcohol system.
We should just admit we have problems. So many problems. Marriage. I have a husband. That's a problem. Oh, come on. Married to you. Married. You wouldn't have it any other way, baby. You know, I just am the yin to your yang. That's why I drink., constantly. Stop it. He's smiling. He's only joking, folks. Yeah, that's what it is. All right, we'll go with that. All right, there, stop the banter. Hey, you haven't realized. What's that? I've actually taken that Donna off of the mixing board. I thought you were going to play it last night, actually. It's no longer on the mixing board.
It's been on for the last few shows. I do not have it anymore. Okay. I retired the Donna. Oh. You have to find a new one. Because you have to, you know, just irritate me in some form or fashion. That's me just sitting here. Yeah, but nothing that the listeners can actually hear, so.
So we're actually recording the show, here it is, morning um and uh it'll be posted monday morning yay and um we had uh an interesting day yesterday very interesting so we met with a couple that is um tentatively i'm going to put it that way looking to get into shooting content they They're currently a swinger couple. Right. And we always use the word tentative until they actually start doing it because we've had other couples that we've talked to and want to get into it, and they think it's all going to be so erotic. And sometimes they don't realize the work that's involved. It's fun.
It's fun. But there's work. Same as if you start any business. You open up a widget shop. You have to build the widgets and have the store, and you have to maintain the widgets. You might love widgets, but there is still a level of work involved. Sure. So you have to market the widgets, all that shit. So sometimes a lot times, people, once they realize, well, it's not just fun. Well, no, nothing is just fun. No, not just fun. I mean, how even going to a swinger party is not just fun. You know, you got to get all, you know, shaved up, cleaned up, perfumed up. Whatever. All the ups, you know.
All the ups. You know.
And if you're hosting the party, you got to got to prepare then you got to clean up and set up clean up and wipe up they just bring in disinfect up disinfectant i just think they're going to bring in the you know yeah just set off a Lysol bomb in the house i had a picture of like guys in hazmat suits running through with mops and stuff cleaning up after the party we were back when we were uh business partners and just friends uh i was looking for a part-time job and there was a job at the local adult bookstore for cleaning you didn't hop on that for cleaning and i was like if they don't give me a hazmat suit a fire hose i ain't going near it you know yeah i want to go clean up a room full a room full of other guys spunk exactly yeah valley knows what's going on in these rooms right yeah oh my god oh you know what's going on but okay okay i don't want to clean it i don't want to clean it up you know you can go in there an infrared you know an ultraviolet light and it's like the whole room lights up all these splatters look like a radioactive fucking, like you're in a nuclear plant's cooling tower.
Oh, my God. I'm surprised you didn't take that job. Yeah, who? I thought for sure you'd jump all over that. Like, this is great. You're rolling your eyes at me. Yeah, I'm loving it. I haven't been to the point where I'm that desperate yet. You'd rather be living in a box somewhere starving before you take that job. Sitting there on death's door. Well, we could get you a job cleaning adult booths. No, I'll die, thank you. I'll die from whatever it has taken my life now versus what's in that booth. Yeah. But anyway, so the couple was nice. We'll see.
I think there's a potential to, you know, if she delivers on producing content, I think it'd be very sexy. Oh, I think it'd be very sexy, but we'll see what happens. It's a wait and see thing. Yeah, yeah. And then you had visit number two from Beer Can.
Mr can mr beer can i know we called him another name before but i don't want to get in trouble with the trademark so now it's just generic beer can yes um i was a little more prepared this time i got smart and i um you know i put my largest biggest gigantic butt plug in my ass as i could had it in for you know half the day whatever just trying to you know accommodate because i knew what i was in for yeah you sound like you really hated it well actually he felt better in my ass than he did in my pussy my pussy's still really super tight for him and it gets to like a certain point where it feels feels good and then if he goes in deeper it's like oh whoa there's a narrowing there you can't can't stretch that out anymore it's it goes from two lane to one yeah it really felt like that i was like whoa you didn't see merge left exactly but he's fun he's very um he's very outgoing he's very friendly he has a very comedic edge um he was on the podcast yeah podcast.
Yeah. Oh, my God. He's a hoot. He's a hoot. He's wearing his little pineapple, you know, stretchy underwear things. And, you know, what do they call them? Boxer briefs. It was cute. It was fun. He has a very, he's very lighthearted. So he makes it fun. And more importantly, I didn't fuck the video file up this time. More importantly. So you guys, we would see that big, thick cock going in and out of my ass, which was, I mean, I was able to. And your pussy. Thank you. didn't fuck the video file up this time.
More importantly, so you guys, we would have seen that big, thick cock going in and out of my ass, which was, I mean, I was able to... And your pussy. And your mouth. Yeah, all those things, but I was more pleased and elated and had more fun with him going in and out of my ass, truthfully. Wow, that just hurt watching you, to tell you the truth. Yeah, really? I felt better in my ass. It really did.
Oh hey that's great i'm just as somebody who uh wants nothing in in my own ass i just sat there and like jesus christ i was actually enjoying it yeah it actually felt better in my ass i don't know my pussy sometimes is just not a willing participant yeah for certain certain things it's just not as this is stretches not as welcoming yeah i don't know why it is inviting i guess i am becoming more of a anal queen yeah apparently apparently and i even that big butt plug i couldn't get that butt plug in like i don't know six months ago a year ago whatever you know you struggled to keep it in it's not that bad i was cling what's that well i was Thank you.
like, I don't know, six months ago, a year ago, whatever. Now you struggled to keep it in. It's not that bad. Cling, what's that? Well, I was afraid if I went to the bathroom before we played, I did take it out first. I was afraid if I pressed, you know, you have to, yeah, into the toilet. It's so big and metal, it might break the toilet, I was afraid. Well, if you buy the set of butt plugs, there's usually three. Yeah. You're making a set like there's butt plugs that you sell that are like a coffee cup. Yeah. You know. Yeah, this one's just the biggest of the three. It's my biggest butt plug.
The smallest one's bigger than the one in my tucas. Yeah, the small one I don't think would do much for me now, unfortunately. That's what I started with, though, of course. Well, that's why they're called a training set. Yeah, and I think it's fun. I thought I really... I saw when we went to the store the other day, you were eyeballing the bollards out front. Ooh, that would fit in my ass now. Yeah, that bollard. Jesus Christ, I don't think so. They might be able to stop a car, but it's not going to stop my ass. Just give it, you know, 90 degrees. I don't want to climb up onto it.
I just lower it down. And for those who don't know what a ballard is, a ballard are those concrete round piers they put in front of, like, stores so cars can't drive through the front door and stuff. Yeah, very kind of challenging. The next time you walk into the store, you see one. Think Donna. Yes. I'm not there yet, too. You're going to have to come out with your own Donna line of bowards. Butt plugs. Yeah. I went to the store the other day, and the bowards were shaped like a big cock. This must have been from the hot wave Donna Lynn line. Must be. It's terrible. But it was fun.
I mean, I don't think i got his cock all the way in you got it far more than uh i would anticipate oh there you go yeah we'll go to the video later yeah i i i saw like bits and pieces of it yesterday so you know just showed the the lighting and stuff so that uh yeah it was it was good it was good and he came in my ass, so I got a nice cream pie, and he was more verbal with it, more, you know. You guys had a good time. Yeah, it was a good time. And the other couple was there, and they were watching. Yeah, yeah, they were watching. I'm not sure what they made of that, but.
Well, they moved around the room to get better views, so I think there had to be some level of interest. They just weren't vocal about their thoughts on it. Right, right. So we'll see. I'm not shy. It is what it is, and I have fun. We've already covered you're an exhibitionist. Yeah, I'm definitely very, I just don't like, I always feel like when people are watching, maybe they're uncomfortable, so, you know. I don't know why you'd be uncomfortable watching. I don't know. I'm sorry, if I'm sitting there naked, having someone stick something in my ass. I'm the uncomfortable one in so many ways.
Okay, good point, good point. I was not. I was feeling like, okay, maybe they don't really want to see this, but this is what I want to do, so I'm doing it. If they don't want to see it, they can leave. Yeah, that's true. They'd be like, oh, let's close my eyes.
No, they're in the lifestyle, and she does anal and everything else so i don't think it was an issue okay good because i was i wasn't sure where people uh i wasn't sure like what their comfort level was yeah because we just met them so that's okay that's fine i just and it's a good thing you had spunk lube i needed absolutely needed spunk lube with him i i'm not even shy in the video i did a little product place so everybody got the spunk lube i sent out yes yes so thank you for the pictures and uh we you know we're hopefully the one couple is uh we're going to try to schedule get them on the show with us oh that'd be a call in and uh we'll talk to them about their their, not only their spunk boob experience, but their, you know, lifestyle experience.
Nice. I always like to hear what other people are doing. I always feel like it's just you and I talking. It's like, well, are we the only ones with these experiences? There's got to be something else out there. Well, we have experiences that other people don't have or don't want to have. Don't want to have is more like it. I get that. Oh, my God. That's okay. You know, it's all good. It's all interesting. Let's put it that way. It may not be all good, but it's always interesting. Yeah. That's for sure. Yeah, we met some characters, that's for sure, and been in some weird situations.
So that's all right. So what else is on the docket? Yeah, so the couple I'm referring to. You're looking on your phone? She's a very attractive woman. It's Bridget and Eric. Oh. I knew it was Eric. I didn't remember her name, so I wanted to clarify. I'll confirm that. See, I'm working. You're so good with names. I'm so good with names. Okay, Betty, relax. Right, okay. The Hot Betty Show. The Hot Betty Show. That just doesn't work. Hot Betty? I don't know. Hot Wife Betty. No, it doesn't work.
But any Betty out there that is a hot wife, I'm not, I'm just saying just doesn't work hot betty i don't know what i think hot wife betty that doesn't work but any betty out there is a hot wife i'm not i'm just saying doesn't flow for me uh maybe it should be like a betty and betty and if you are a hot wife betty you need to send me naked pictures to prove that it works that it works okay And you send us pictures or emails to hotwifepodcasts at gmail.com. It's nothing even need to be Betty. It could be something totally different. We don't care. Any hot anything. Any hot anything.
That is female. I would crack up laughing if you open up your email one day and there's all these dick pics. Hint, hint, I think that would be hysterical. I do, I want to see your face. Well, it's an email we both answer. Well, I want to see your face. Oh, it's not like I haven't seen dick pics before. I just don't, you know, I can guarantee you I don't save them. I don't actually save the ones people send either. I just look at them and I don't need to collect more. Make an archive of them. But I enjoy them. Yes. That's all that matters, that you enjoy them. So, yeah, so you had fun.
Oh, I had a great time. I really did. I'm looking forward to seeing him again. It'll be fun. Yeah, we actually did a podcast with that couple last night. And it ran late. And there was a lot of things going on that, like, they had their dog here and our dog, and they didn't get along great. Yeah, there was a lot of technical issues with that. So there was a lot of dog crying and stuff like that. Yeah, we couldn't use it, so, yeah. It just, yeah, we just said, yeah, we'll redo it with them another time. Right.
And so, but, so this time of year, getting to the colder weather, people want to, like, this is time for me to vacation. Yeah, a lot of people go on vacation, November, December. Yeah, when it's colder, you want to, you know. When it's colder, you want to get away to someplace warm, someplace nice, or not. Maybe go someplace even more cold. Someplace different. Different, yeah. But maybe not now in the holidays. Maybe after, like, you know, from January to, you know, March, maybe you've got that stagnant three months of no real holidays per se. I mean, you have Valentine's Day. Okay, big deal.
Go to dinner, go home, get laid. I don't know.
You know what what i don't know what our friends at the house party are going to do for valentine's day they might that might be a big kind of a celebration and be like it's it's like you know free love i just hope bob doesn't dress up in a diaper with wings and a bow and arrow yeah that would be a little frightening wouldn't it As a matter of hope no one should well I don't mind the bow and arrow in the wings as the diaper concerns me bow and arrow at a party would concern me too well maybe it's an arrow that has a heart on the end I get you Yeah, that's kindhead should be. I get you.
That's kind of good enough. Yeah, you're getting it. Is that okay? But you still don't be shy with it. No. Don't be shy with anything. No. Except juices from a sweet pussy. So looking at Airbnb, found some interesting stuff. Yeah, I get the chance. Well, that's a different one than the one you have. Oh, okay, you have another one too.
But there are, Airbnb, I wasn't aware of stuff yeah there are well you're that's a different one the one you have okay you have another one too but there are airbnb i wasn't aware of it there are you search on there there's like clothing optional there's even some kinky ones i have you can rent an airbnb that has like pseudo dungeons and stuff yeah i you know what we don't we don't vacation much so we're we have no idea that this stuff is out there i mean i assumed it would be but i didn't know that it's it's definitely here it is on their website you know they're uh bdsm friendly they're kink friendly they know if you're gonna have a bondage dungeon on airbnb you know people worry about and swinging like oh my god my neighbors found out right so how about your neighbors find out like they do Thank you.
bondage dungeon on airbnb you know people worry about and swinging like oh my god my neighbors found out right so how about your neighbors find out like they do a search on airbnbs in my neighborhood all of a sudden they go you know neighbor next door has got a fucking dungeon for rent you know it's like yeah i'm less worried i'd be less worried about someone finding out we're swingers than i would be if they said, you have a dungeon? That we can rent, that people can rent out? Yeah, you have strange people coming here, getting bound and beat and, you know, flogged and, yeah, sure.
Well, how much is it? How much a night is that? Do they have to sign waivers, do you think? I have no idea. That's a good question. I would think they'd have to have some kind of a release that you know if you go too far it's on you yeah it's not we i've just supplied the room whatever you do in the room is up to you that's a little interesting that'd be the ultimate in hacking is going to you know if you hacked into somebody's account and like they had booked a place close to one these places, but you change the address. And there were some real Bible bangers or whatever.
Oh, no, he sent them to their house. They show up in this place, and there's all these shackles on the shit and the wall. Oh, my God. Oh, my God is right. Yeah.
But we found one is basically uh some resorts um just for the kinky yeah yeah this is um i'm just go ahead okay you blow your nose yeah this is the 10 sex positive destinations from kink b&b that it's actually a actual uh website or an actual uh you know topic here there they give you all the websites for all these different places that you can go they're definitely um you know kink friendly or sex positive friendly or whatever you want to you know i think using a positive word with sex is kind of you know what it does every time i say that i'm thinking of like stds or something i'm sorry it's sex positive not test positive but should i start with the first one i haven't read these over yet so i don't know that much about them this one sounds kind of interesting this one's in san francisco it's called suspension lovers delight so you can guess what that's going to be about it's 300 a night which i don i don't know accurate and up to date this website is but still 300 bucks a night not not terrible and it's actually for people who like to be suspended and the space it's um it's not just for swingers necessarily i don't know if there's beds in it or whatever but it's also um you can use it for um floor floor play uh photography because of the room.
Let me see. They say they have 18-foot ceilings. It's a 14-secure. 18-foot ceilings? Yeah, there's 14 secured rigging points so you can be suspended. It's just for suspension, but it's all kinds of suspension. So it's where this arty space meets sex. So I don't know. Do you have sex on these things? It says there's plenty of floor space and privacy. So, yeah, I don't know if they have sex while they're suspended. To my knowledge, most of the time, suspension is.
Well, this is like those, you know, i to my knowledge most of the time suspension is well this is like those you know the silk ropes look at the picture it's more like the silk ropes not the rope suspension that we we know from if they have the secure points you can you're there you can do whatever you want so i think most of the time people who are truly into the true tying and suspension stuff it's not about like i said the one woman I witnessed, I photographed, she was suspended, and no one was touching her, and she was having orgasm after orgasm after orgasm, I mean, like rapid fire, and she was just like...
I got chills from that one....pussy juice just pouring out of her. I mean, it was like there was a puddle on the floor under her and she isn't normally supposedly like that. But there's something about the tying thing that redirects things. We don't know. It's beyond my knowledge. I would love to be tied by a professional rope tire. Oh, now you say professional. Shut up. Oh, we just tied up and then, how does that feel, honey? Oh, get me out of here. Get me out of the middle of the road. Nope. Nope. This is all for your experience. Let's untie yourself. Yeah.
But yeah, actually, and I just looked real quick. Yep. KinkBNB.com is a site. Okay. That is... To get your phone. Yeah, I just had it here, but... Your phone, yeah, it goes to sleep.com is a site. Okay. That is... To go to your phone. Yeah, I just had it here, but... Your phone, yeah, goes to sleep. That's a problem. Yeah, kinkbnb.com is a site. It's your source for adult play spaces. Whoa. So if you want to find spaces that are swinger-friendly, I'm guessing you would go there. That's one resource, that's for sure.
Yeah, I didn't know it existed until we found that article and stuff, and anonymous messaging scheduling ticketing and payment through blockchain technology at 20 25 for lifetime access okay so if you want to get started so you have to pay to join this you pay to join okay um yeah i guess they want it secure so people like kids, kids can't just, you know. Yeah, you don't want, wow, man, there's some serious shit here. I'm looking on their site. There's, like, a little. What is, it almost looks like the inside of a cathedral or something. Well, that one does.
Then the bottom one looks like the dungeon. Yeah, like the dungeon one. Oh, there you go. Look at that shit. What the? Oh, my God. It's like a fancy stock. Yeah, really nice. Yeah, we put your head and hands in. It's very, but it's very neat. Almost like a big set of lips, too. Yeah, because it's very curvy. Oh, that's cool. Look at that bed. Let's see here. I'm trying to describe it. What the hell? Oh, it's got steps going up to the bed. Yeah, it's really cool. The bed's on like a platform. Yeah, definitely. I would fall off that and break something. Oh, yeah, I would definitely. Yeah.
One too many drinks. I need railings. I need railings for everything. I'm going to tell you, you know, we're not a member or they don't sponsor us yet. But, yeah, it's completely private, completely anonymous. Yeah, because people are very, want to be discreet with these kind of things. I get it. I mean, you and I just don't care. It's like how many people actually admit to their friends and neighbors that, oh, we're going to hedonism.
Now, hedonism does have, from what I'm told, half the resort is like a normal Caribbean resort, and the other half is a swinger-type, nudist swinger-type resort.
But most people think of here hedonism as being yeah yeah more swinger so yeah might be kind of i wonder how many people actually go there to go to the vanilla side and wander over oh i was drunk and uh wound up being gang banged um i don't know what happened it's like that that movie it's like i don't remember when i drank so i drank it again the next night went over again it's like that movie was a couple's resort they go there for counseling and they always end up wandering to the uh they just did it one time yeah they're chasing that one yeah girl but anyway so so you you talked about the the one ass one resort what's another one okay here's uh like this one's french something i'm going to destroy this one in troy new york it's called the la domain smr i and my french sucks terrible 375 a night for the ultimate in fetish retreats visits the oldest around the world's best bed and dungeon okay This is an out-and kinky kink friendly retreat since 1993 and more than 500 couples have visited the bdsm training center now access is easier than ever thanks to kink b&b there you go let's say it again romp around the chateaus rustic grounds and experiment under a guiding hand lay your hand lay your head and where the experts play so yeah i like that guy your own sheets rubber sheets all around that's kind of nice that it's guided by you know people that know what they're doing and sure being a dabbler and that's all i am i've said that many times in the bdsm world having that guidance i found very uh well it can be very dangerous if somebody doesn't know what they're doing where you don't know what to expect right yeah you can't if you're someone like you're a novice i'm very novice um you know if you stepped into someone who's you know um running at 100 miles an hour and you're not even crawling yet i'm not even crawling it yeah you know it can be very painful it's no it would not be it could be a bad experience just for that because you know again he's not gonna he or she might not know exactly what you'd like or don't like yet i mean it's it's important to have you know make sure they're not someone who thinks that they're a dom right we've met those people just on a quick sidebar then we'll get off of this we've met guys single guys is like they say yes i'm into bdsm and all it is for them is rough sex they just want to like you know beat me around it's like no bdsm is not that and we talked to our friend bob he even reiterated the thing.
He's like, there's a fine line between being a dom and a sadist. And if they're just there for their pleasure, they're a sadist. And he's absolutely right. And that's why I love being trained by him because it was done in a very safe, very comfortable, very secure environment. And I really appreciate that. So. You know, I don't want somebody to beat me up. We had a friendship with him for numerous years before, so there wasn't anything like, you know, I don't know this person and now I'm going to relinquish my power to him or her. So it is nice to kind of have that. And I had a better trust.
We went to the one exotica and the guy was going to flog you um you know he did come over to me and ask who's okay and i just said if you hurt her i'll kill you i wasn't i was fine but he was professional but he came over and asked permission first which i respected but you know again it's somebody you don't know exactly You know, so, you know, if you step into an arena with somebody you don't know exactly you know so you know if you step into an arena with somebody you don't know you know you are that's a risk you're taking on your own so exactly well when i was being flogged at exotica he was very um he would like ask me if the sensation was what i wanted.
And so he could either go harder. And then when he came up and really snapped me on my pussy, that was like as hard as I would want it. And I kind of yelped. And so he knew that that was the maximum of my pain tolerance, I guess you could say. But it was a very, very enjoyable experience. I would love to do that again. So, okay. So what's the next place oh geez i haven't got a chance to really read over these um los angeles of course has one called ivy manor studios in d oh dtla 400 a night let me see i can flip over here it could be more of a where did that one go I don't know.
That's on the back of that paper. Remember, I printed double-sided. Yeah, but this is the front. This is the back, and it kind of ends there. Let me see here. I think it went to a second page. Third page, technically. Third page, technically. I didn't put them in order. Let me see. Oh, God. Yeah, hold on a second. I think my pages got messed up. I'm just going to skip that one. This is in Las Vegas. Stay and play in Las Vegas, 149. Now, I would rather go to Las Vegas than L.A. for something like that. Yeah, I would. There's so much more to do in Las Vegas. Yeah. L.A., you can go to this room.
You can get smacked and then go outside and get mugged don't want that okay the couples in this las vegas house holds an iron head and restraints and unique uh school desk for schooling okay they have like little scenarios set up it looks like couples are welcome to zip across the hall to the stocked dungeon best yet tenants pardon me stocked is that like a full bar uh it's a full dungeon oh different they had me for a minute they had me best yet tenants offer on-site femme dom sessions and boudoir photo services making this las ve Vegas vacation memorable through and through.
That sounds kind of cool. Yeah. Like something like you and I would, I mean. Sure. We've done the whole boudoir thing. It does. But, I mean, that's really cool for couples, I think. Sure. You get the play and you get pictures taken and very artsy pictures not just you know with your cell phone and you know blurred and whatever but that's kind of cool it's not that expensive it's you know 150 bucks a night well i'm sure the photography services are extra probably extra but still to get untied is extra that's true we'll tie you up for free the fee only covers tying you up you would be.
You want to be untied? Well, that's $600. Yep. Oh, my God. I'm only joking. I can't speak to what the... Yeah, but that would be funny. Well, here's one in Baltimore. It sounds kind of cool. Private play space in downtown Baltimore. It's $250 a night. This apartment offers more of a sex furniture like in the apartment or the Airbnb. It's all us. I think you're going to find most people in the world think all furniture is sex. Yeah, I think these are designed. It says sex furniture. Watch how I bend you over my recliner. That's true. Lay down on the coffee table.
Well, it says, okay, it's only blocks away from the train station, so I guess it's easy to get to.
to yeah so you can just run there real quick you want to get away uh welcomes all types of holidays and trysts for honeymooners uh let me see it's an orgy and swinger friendly spanking benches aren't the only amenities you'll find uh you also find a hot tub with jets so you know it's could be your traditional honeymoon suite okay it's kind of cool it's kind of cool yeah i don't don't mind that let's find so again these are um you go to kink.com you can find all kinds of these you know i i knew that there were i'm sorry not kink.com sorry kink b and b yeah dot com okay even chicago I'll see you next time.
i i knew that there were i'm sorry not kink.com sorry kink b and b yeah dot com okay even chicago has one chicago dungeon rentals on logan square well where else would you rent it hang on me there you go muted your mic okay got some morning congestion here yeah this one is a little more aggressive that's definitely more of a dungeon. And let me see here. So if you want implements of power play or the power exchange that we always talk about. It's like extension cords. Yeah, it could be. Let me see here. This is a getaway in the heart of the pornography capital is fashioned with and curated.
Where are they calling the pornography capital? I don't... What city is this? They said it's Chicago. I mean, here it is on the other side. Chicago's not the pornography capital. Yeah, I wouldn't think so. Maybe that's the one that was supposed to be for the LA. Yeah, that would probably be it. Yeah. Some of these pages got mixed up. Sorry about that. Yeah, I can't take you anywhere. No, you can't. And I don't. And that's why. Let me see here. Oh, yes, here it is. Deep Dish and Navy Pier have their appeal, but if you're feeling bold, pay a visit to this one in Chicago.
Chicago would be the Deep D the deep dish one yeah that's what it would be uh seek shelter from the wind in this logan square dungeon as two playrooms set up to set set up to sate your desires it's a private apartment it still features impressive and well put together play spaces benches swings and other fun things that make this kink lover's delight with crab apple and candlelit interiors you'll be uh you'll be having some fun let's put it that way let's just put it that way yeah that sounds kind of nice too i mean it's like a fully very impressive huh what is i wonder spanking ben swings.
Yeah, that could be kind of fun. I'd like to see, you had some pictures of some of these things. See, the sad part is for us to rent that, rent a room, it'd be worthless, because I don't do that shit. Yeah, you don't do that stuff. I could go hook you up into one of those things, and like, okay, I'm going to watch TV. I'm going to smoke a cigar somewhere. Do they have a cigar bar someplace? Is there a cigar and kink room to rent?
might be you don't know you know a cigar stink that would smell yeah it'd be terrible oh there's um some there a little bit on the uh less dramatic side lovely quiet clean in a king size bed this is new york city hey you know it's very reasonably priced at 159 dollars a night which $159 a night in New York City? In New York City. It's very reasonably priced at $159 a night, which is... $159 a night in New York City? In New York City. Yeah, I know. These are B&Bs. That's got to be in the most seediest part of town. I don't know.
You've got to go down this dark alley and go around the back of this one dumpster, kick the rats out of the way, and open the door. Oh, gosh. Yeah, this is a little more quaint. It doesn't sound... I don't know.
Even just for a normal fucking hotel room 159 dollars is like kind of average price for like a holiday inn like so i can't imagine a theme room for 100 it's not a theme room it's um let me see here it's it's a little more sedate it's a delightfully descriptive title this listing consists it's sweetness of it which i'm not exactly sure what they mean by that this is a more quaint your option than the others in the kink b&b listing listings the first timers and those who are looking for a more quiet vacation so this is just as a big bed uh it still promises novelties to play with, which I'm not sure what they mean by that, but it doesn't have all the spanking benches and restraints and all that kind of stuff.
The novelties are we have a remote control on the nightstand. We have air conditioning. You can play with all the channels you want. Actually, that's pretty much all of this stuff. Another novelty is we actually have water that comes out of the shower head. So if you're into water sports, please do it in the bathtub. In the bathtub. Yeah, I wish I could see more of the pictures of these rooms because I find that intriguing. I've always liked them. Well, go to kinkbnb.com. Again, they're not a sponsor yet or anything.
I haven't talked to them just found it this morning we're like okay we don't want to talk about today that's always been interesting we did a photo shoot and that into the dub and they had the themed rooms yeah and that was kind of fun remember when i was yeah it's a novelty it is a novelty but you do it once and it's fun it's it's fun well we did that one photo shoot with that other one that girl that made the jewelry yeah you know the one we were we were all hanging out room and yeah that was she gets in the hot tub fully dressed yeah it was like what did we she looked like ellie may there she did she's wearing like long bloomer type things like that's not a bathing suit what are you wearing it was like she was a new york artist yeah it was like i'm a little bathing suit and she comes in like fully dressed i'm like what are you wearing it was like she was a new york artist yeah it was like so nice little bathing suit and she comes in like fully dressed i'm like what are you doing what what you're gonna get into this tub i've never understood the theme room thing too much like see i'm somebody who sleeps on the edge of the bed round beds don't work for me not all of them are round but yeah you're right round beds are just it's a novelty like they're heart-shaped beds and they have the mirror up above yeah and that's cool i mean you like to watch yourself yeah but if i'm on top i can't watch myself so yeah the only only way the mirror on the ceiling works for me if it was like one of those ones that makes things look bigger yeah okay nice here you go with this.
One of those fun mirrors. Yeah, you know. But, no, it's just, you know, it... Doesn't play your boot? I've never rented a... I mean, I've stayed in rooms like that.
Like I said, I was doing work in the Poconos, and, you know know they would put us up in some of their you know like i did honeymoon suites yeah the honeymoon suites the kind of sucked in your loon yeah it did there's a room that had like a two-story three-story high fucking champagne glass i think it wasn't three-story dude that's crazy whatever it just seems like this huge thing it's like what the fuck uh and that might be romantic to somebody getting into this thing, as long as you're both in it together. But if one of you, if she's in it, that's fine. Right.
But if the man is sitting up there in this champagne glass by himself, and she looks up. Hairy butt. Yeah, pressed ham against the glass. Oh, I'm getting really wet just thinking about that. That would kill the mood. Wouldn't it do? That's kind of... Honey, can you move to the other side, please? How about you just get on one side of your butt cheeks? Can you stand until I get in? Thank you. I don't know. Oh, my God. This is a hairy butthole smashed against the side of the champagne glass.
a somebody with a hairy eyeball is looking at me you give me the hairy eyeball whole different meaning with that yeah that's where it probably came from yeah yeah but you're staying in these hotel rooms by yourself and you have a theme room to yourself and it's just like yeah this is so hot it helped that i yeah we didn't get to the room our room so like one two o'clock in the morning oh my god we were there for township meetings help get the resort approved and uh yeah they they were nice since we were working for them they put us up in, and the only rooms they had available were these honeymoon suites.
Honeymoon suites. Oh, my God. So kind of lackluster there. I'm in this cool room, and I'm here by myself. You have a vibrating bed. Well, the good thing is I was by myself because the other engineer that was up there with me, I wouldn't want to share a room with him. No, not that. He gets his own room, I get my own room. We're cool with that. We're good. If they would have said, oh, we have this one room, and it's a champagne room, and you guys are going to have to share the round bed. Fuck, no, I'm driving home. It's a two-and-a-half-hour ride home. I'll drive. I'll drive. Yeah.
I'll put toothpicks in my eyeballs to keep them open. Yeah, that kind of sucked, huh? Just another aspect of my life. You've got this beautiful honey and sweet, but you're there by yourself. It's like, oh, man, what the fuck? Yeah. But, you know, so the other thing I noticed with Airbnb, they actually, you can look for like clothing optional. They have clothing optional resorts. They even have some kinky ones on there. Is it a resort? These are people's homes. Yeah, but you can just walk around any house naked. Nobody.
No, I'm saying some of these places, like, they're secluded enough that it has a yard and everything else that you can go walk around and stuff. See, I'm just thinking, like, you're inside the house. Yeah, no, you can walk around the house. It's like, whoop-de-doo, I can walk around any house naked and who cares? Yeah. No, this is, I think part of the thing for true nudists is to go wherever they want to go. Naked. Yeah. So, you know, being in a house, yeah, anyone can do that, you know, depending as long as the heater works. Yeah.
But no, it's more like, so if I'm to go outside and cook on the grill which could be dangerous i suggest wearing an apron definitely for that especially if you're making bacon nothing worse than grease splatter even your clothes it's not pleasant yeah it hurts clothes on but um you know might be fun putting the ointment on it puts the lotion, no, that's just not cool. Burns are never fun. Kiss it, make it better. I hurt my baby. Yeah, so if you're looking for a little winter getaway. That might be kind of fun. You know, a romantic getaway. I mean, maybe book now for Valentine's Day.
Good point. Look at you being all like proactive and shit. I don't believe it. I took my medication. I'm not proactive anymore. Shut up. I take that medicine and it's non-detectable. Okay, let's go with that. Good for you, dear. But anyway, yeah. So just if you're looking for an unusual getaway other than just a normal hotel, I mean, Airbnbs in general are pretty cool. Some of the stuff, some places you can go, they're pretty inexpensive for what you're getting. I know my brother, when he comes out from Erie, Pennsylvania, to visit, he's always welcome to stay here, but I respect the fact.
He says, oh, I own get an airbnb and he gets an airbnb cheaper than you get a hotel room and he has all the amenities i mean you have a kitchen it's a house the whole house yeah you're not hearing people in the next door having sex or whatever yeah so yeah we're playing the tv really loud or what have you so starting it's hard to think about. But, yeah, so, again, if you're looking for a romantic or different or want to get something from some friends or let's say you want to go do your own photo shoot or your wife or husband or both or whatever.
Your boyfriend that your husband doesn't know about or whatever. Or does know about and gives you permission to do that. It's a hot date. Hot date. Yeah. Yeah, you can FaceTime them while you're getting shtooped. Yeah, you definitely can do that. That's definitely cool. Yeah, I like that idea. So, again, check out Airbnb, which, again, there's not a sponsor either, or kinkbnb.com. And you might get to find, you know, maybe put a little spark back in your marriage or relationship or your right hand or whatever.
Well, sometimes just being in a little different environment besides your house just helps a little bit, you know? It really does, every once in a while. Yeah, well, just help us just for a fact that I don't have two dogs buzzing me. Yeah. Yeah, we need a vacation from our pets. So, yeah, I'd like to have a weekend where my eyes aren't watering. Yeah, they are a little bit swollen, yeah. So, anyway, I want to thank you all for listening again. Have anything you want to reach out to us about? That's what I get for not having alcohol. Email us at hotwifepodcasts at gmail.com.
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Yeah, that's interesting. They do. Because we did one with our friend out there. He's kind of like in the middle of the state, and we gave him an access he used on his phone, and he was able to use that on the app. Yeah, the app-controlled is pretty cool. Yeah, it's pretty cool. You can do all sorts of stuff. You can control it with music. You can control it with... Yeah, isn't that something? You can just control it by just using your finger on the little pad and move it around, and it controls the vibration. Yeah, it's pretty cool shit. That was fun. And they're quality toys.
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