In this episode of the Hot Wife Podcast, hosts Donna Lynn and Vince explore various aspects of relationships and intimacy, particularly focusing on swinging culture. They discuss the dynamics of key parties, the role of women in swinging, and the attire often seen in these settings. The conversation is light-hearted and humorous, with personal anecdotes and insights into the erotic nature of these experiences. In this conversation, the speakers delve into the dynamics of swinging, exploring themes of ownership, trading partners, and the thrill of spontaneity in sexual encounters. They discuss the allure of mystery in group settings and the contrast between fantasy and reality in sexual experiences. The importance of creating safe spaces for fantasies is emphasized, along with the role of imagination in enhancing sexual satisfaction.TakeawaysThe podcast is intended for adults over 18.Guest appearances are filtered to fit the podcast's theme.Key parties involve a random selection of partners.The erotic nature of key parties can be thrilling yet unpredictable.Women often have more control in swinging scenarios.Attire plays a significant role in swinging culture.Personal experiences at parties can vary widely.The fantasy of swinging can be more appealing than the reality.Communication and consent are crucial in swinging.The hosts share humorous anecdotes about their experiences. Ownership dynamics can add excitement to swinging parties.Trading partners can create a fun and engaging atmosphere.Spontaneity and the unknown can heighten sexual experiences.Mystery in group settings can enhance eroticism.Fantasy often surpasses reality in sexual encounters.Creating safe environments allows for the exploration of fantasies.Imagination plays a crucial role in sexual satisfaction.Logistics of sexual encounters can impact the experience.Communication is key in navigating desires and boundaries.Understanding personal preferences enhances sexual enjoyment.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/hot-wife-podcast-and-the-swinger-lifestyle--5343522/support. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. Unauthorized rebroadcast of this show is strictly prohibited without the written permission of the owners of Hot Wife Podcast. Now let's heat things up.
hello everybody this is donna lynn and welcome to a hot white podcast of course i'm here with husband, Vince. Who else would be here? Exactly. Who else would put up with me? All right, there it is, crickets, crickets. I know, I get it. Okay. I see how it is. Good. That's fine. I hate to have to keep showing it to you. I know. Anyway, info at hotwifepodcast.com. Dot com. Reach out to us if you have any questions, comments, statements, show ideas, something you want to talk about, something you want to share. You want to be on the show. Mm-hmm.
Yeah, we're setting up some conversations with some people now. We've been reached out to by a bunch of different I'll call them authorities and different things. Right. I don't know why. That want to come on the podcast. A couple of them I had to turn away because they've just Thank you.
different uh uh i'll call them authorities and different things right um that when i come on the podcast um a couple of them i had to turn away because they just weren't they're nuts like they weren't our genre right yeah very talented people i'm sure but it wasn't something that um our listeners would want to yeah Yeah, it wasn't in our wheelhouse. Yeah. You know, it's like, oh, we're going to talk about how to make pizza. Well, that's not really a swinger thing, and it could be on anybody's podcast. So we filter that stuff out nicely. I just told them, I'm sorry.
I'd love to have you on, but it's not really fits our scheme. But we have some. We heard from Susan. Braxton, right? Something like that. I don't remember at the moment. And she's got a friend who hopefully is going to come on. And Susan eventually, when she finds some time, she's in the middle of doing some stuff right now, she'll come back on. That was a great show. Yeah, it was a great show. Usually these people are like more toward the relationship end of it. And so they're a little more professional than we are. Yeah. Well, we're authorities on nothing.
So it's a little odd that they want to be on our show, but okay. Yeah. but I'm not opposed to relationship talk. No, I mean, that doesn't have to be pure swinging or sex. Right, exactly. It could be relationship and I have no problem with that, that it relates. It relates. But, you know, when someone comes in like, was like more of a person who encouraged you to succeed in your life. Like a life coach. Like a life coach. Yeah, like a life coach. But it wasn't, and that's great.
I have no problem with that but doesn't fit our our genre well it kind of could very remotely yeah remotely it's not a bad most of us eat pizza that relates but i'm not gonna have a guy come on the show talking about pizza damn that's i mean it is sexy to me it is that's me got a food fetish. Oh, man. You know, yeah, food is sexy. Come on, let's go. It can be. It can be. I think we did that show one time. I think we did too, what foods are sexy and what foods are not so much. We might have to revisit that. Anyway, okay. What do you want to talk about?
Oh, we had a discussion about different parties that exist and types of parties. Sure. And the one party that we were talking about was the key party where everybody, the guys all throw their keys into a bowl and the women pick out the key as to who they're going to play with. No, they just put their hand in. They put their hand in and they pick out the key. You're making the motion like you're going to sort through. It's like, oh, I saw that guy over there had the Mercedes key. Yeah, I want that one. I want to be with him. So no, you just put your... Your hand in there. It's like generic.
If I'm not mistaken, there's other parties that are similar to that that they don't call key party or whatever. I don't know what they call it. Yeah, I'm just saying. Rab bag. We're of the older genre. It's just key party. It's like, I've never done a key party. Here's somebody with a DUI and you can't drive. You're fucked. You're fucked. Not in a good way. You can't come to the key party because you don't have a key. Yeah, so, you know, so yeah, you just put your hand, like pick a number out of a hat kind of thing. Yep, pick your number out of a hat. Pick your partners. Yeah.
Who are you going to go play with? Mm-hmm. Now, it's erotic in a lot of ways. It's erotic in a lot of ways. You could, you know, have a winner or a wiener or nothing. Yeah, or not. Or not have some fun. I agree.
See, part of me is like me is like oh that'd be really intriguing but it would have to be from a group of people that i would be fine with playing with all of them now if you have a like a mixture of people like oh they're nice but i don't you know playing with a party yeah yeah like the party we go to oh that would be fine generally A key party would be fine there because we know everybody. Everybody's, in my mind, attractive to me, so I'm fine with that.
But if you get into a party where maybe somebody doesn't quite float your boat or isn't your cup of tea and you get that key and you're like, oh, the one person well well i'm sorry you picked my key i'm i did like it's like him again oh man i thought this was i thought there was somebody else's car i was supposed to drive and be my key i could just grab my own key yeah no i think it'd be erotic i mean i even think like a kinkier twist on it would be the woman being blindfolded, you know, picks the keys, and then goes off with whoever and doesn't know who she's playing with, potentially.
Oh, kind of like my birthday party a couple years ago. Yeah, I was blindfolded. But instead of four people, it's just one. Just one. Yeah, don't get greedy. Oh. Yeah, four is definitely better. You actually had three. I have no idea how many. Yeah, there's three men. And their wives. And three wives. So that's six. But you only had three cocks. I only had three cocks, but I had other things too. Yes, you did. So that was actually very fun. See, in that situation, a key party would have been really cool. But know, but you have to be very comfortable in that environment. That's where I hesitate.
I mean, the part of it, like you said, is very erotic. It's very titillating, you know, ooh, you don't know who it is and blah. But then it's like, oh, if it's somebody that you don't, doesn't really, isn't your cup of tea for whatever reason, it could be kind of a turn off. So it's kind of like that edge there you got to watch out for, you know, because it might be very erotic or it could be a real downer. Well, it's luck of the draw. Luck of the draw. It really truly is. And again, that goes both ways. Oh, yeah.
You know, the guy, you know, he might sit there and want a particular woman and winds up with a different one yeah winds up with me it's like oh her again god oh god can i get someone full-sized i'm fun-sized when's the fun happen i i don't i don. But, yeah, no, I think it'd be erotic. I mean, you know, we could do it on this property. Not a key party. I'm talking something else. But, like, okay, a key party. But the difference would be, again, we couldn't, it's fun, erotic in a fantasy realm, but in reality, at our ages, let's say, so all the cars we parked in our driveway. Okay.
So now you actually go with that person, and just like to reminisce like younger years, you go play in the car, whatever vehicle they brought. Oh, God, that'd be terrible. Yeah, I'm just saying. Oh, good, a Cooper Mini.
Oh, for you that's a that's to be a banquet hall yeah i mean for me i'd be fine i'd be stuck with somebody who's like seven foot tall well if they have if they have a mini cooper and they're seven foot tall well that's you know yeah i'm saying it'd be kind of erotic the fantasy of it is far more erotic than probably the reality you know it's like yeah with my back me banging my head on the damn steering wheel a lot of horns going off in the driveway the police are called neighbors are calling the police the key party thing is um it's really a uh it's an erotic thing it's you know i think it's um the luck of the draw you know again you might get to play with someone who you wouldn't normally get to no that's true too you know that's really true of course you could also get your feelings hurt but you know that's i mean everybody's got to understand you know it would have to be a certain group of people that are very has to be on board that I don't know.
get your feelings hurt but you know that's i mean everybody's got to understand you know it would have to be a certain group of people that are very has to be on board that everybody if you whoever picks what you wind up with and you get to play with and get to play with so yeah everybody has to be attracted to everybody else to some degree you know and and be on board with the whole situation and be comfortable and, you know, because yeah, you just can't have that at any willy nilly party because somebody's be like, no, we're, we don't do that. We don't swap.
We don't, you know, depending on what the rules are. Well, if your rules are that you're, you don't do full swap, you don't play that game. You can't play that game. You know, it's that simple. Yeah. It's like, you know, if you only, if you had one leg amputated, you don't join a three leggedgged race. You have no balance. Well, you were with the other person, so actually that would work out better. No, it wouldn't. You already have one leg that's up. It's tied to the other person. You're going to throw them all balanced. It would end up being a carrying race.
you wouldn't know three-legged it'd be like it's two-legged and they're carrying somebody okay i see your point not the same not the person you want to pick you know the amputee for a three-legged race it's like wait a minute they're already missing a leg but you gotta remember your leg and their leg is tied together they have nothing else for balance oh laugh at the handicap way to go donna i'm sorry i just had a mental picture yeah that would not work out well no mind. We're getting off topic here. That's not... Oh, we'll be in trouble. Yeah, we're going to be in big trouble here.
Get ready for a bad email. Yeah, no, it... It does have a very, very erotic part for me, you know, not knowing. I mean, that's why my party was so, exciting because i i didn't know and i was but i i was very it's like it's a buffet it is kind of the house parties are kind of going to buffet you can pick especially the woman the woman's really in control oh absolutely and swinging is all about it's all about women it really is it really is i agree there an echo? I'm just agreeing with you. My God. I'm not used to that. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, no, the woman really gets to have complete control.
Mm-hmm. Yeah. And it should be about your, if you have a female mate, it should be about her pleasure, not about yours. I agree. Most, most parties elevate the woman to, um, I'm going to use the word pedestal. It's probably not the right word. No, that's a good, that's a good point. But they, a lot of the women, if you notice. I put you on a pedestal. That's just so you can talk to everybody. Well, that's true.
Well, you could put me on an eight foot ladder and it'd be the same thing so but yeah i mean if you notice like the parties of women are always dressed like you know sexy very slutty or sexy and the men are just now some men try and try it yeah that's yeah sorry certain things work other things do not the mesh i saw some kind of picture no i saw some pictures of guys um swingers that uh i sat there like really did you have a mirror like a heavy set man okay heavier than me and i have you know a little belly on me and he had like Tidy whiteys But they weren't Tidy whiteys Like that Like a Speedo style thing Yeah But it was They have, you know, a little belly on me.
And he had, like, tidy whities, but they weren't tidy whities. Like a Speedo-style thing. Yeah. But it was all mesh. You know, and he had to pick the belly up to see what he had. Oh, no. Really? I don't like to. I understand you want to feel sexy. You might think that in your head that looks good on you. But it doesn't. Yeah, I'm trying very hard to be positive about that. I got nothing. I got nothing. You know, it's, again, we did a show about the uniform. Again, we're changing topics. You know, how guys who are into the BDSM stuff, they all feel they have to, they all have a vest.
They all have chaps. They have leatheraps they have leather boots and a mesh a mesh top a mesh top oh my god is this all there is to it really well there's collars and the collars do mean something so well that's on the woman that's not on the man i'm talking unless he's being collared it depends on who's being collared i'm not in their relationship i don't know i'm not into that do you know what i think would be attractive? I'm not going to say sexy. I'll say attractive. For a man who's a dom is a nice, one of the nicer ones, like a black T-shirt. Right. You know, short sleeve or long sleeve.
And then black slacks. Just black. Yeah. Just plain black. To be a dom, just like, youstated and obviously black shoes obviously no white tennis shoes white tennis oh yeah nothing says dom like tennis shoes yep but um no i i would see that to be would be more dom than a guy I don't't know, I just, yeah, that's my opinion. Wearing the cheesy leather vests. Yeah, you know, the pseudo-Nazi leather hat and the vest and the studded wristbands and shit. My opinion, my opinion don't mean shit either. I just think those things are kind of cliche. Yeah, that's exactly it. It's a uniform.
It's a uniform. It's like all the guys who ride Harleys, God bless you for that. But do you really have to buy everything else in your life? Harley? Oh, I got a Harley belt, Harley belt buckle. And it's like tattoo. Harley shirt, my jeans are Harley, my socks, my underwear, my boots. My wallet's a Harley wallet. It's like. Okay if it's the same shit you'd buy at Walmart, jean-wise, but instead of spending $20 per year of jeans, you'd have spent $75 because it says Harley Davidson on it. Right. Well, we talked about uniforms before. But anyway, back to the party.
No, I think that it would be hot as hell as hell oh it would be it would be you know um and you know again we didn't do a key party or haven't been to one but like even at the regular parties i mean it was really erotic like you know you would scurry off with somebody did i really scurry i don't know what you know your feet move so fast because you know your steps are shorter than everyone else's kind of a little scary i do 10 000 steps just walking across the room um but um but you know and then in a short time you show back up and come up and come over and give me a kiss and like oh i just had a good time with whoever like oh great next thing you know somebody comes over and he's like hey baby it's like a revolving door well no well again you're having fun yeah you know these guys are you know it's also fun for me watching these guys like that one party we were at um you played with and the next party right we're all sitting in the living room oh yeah he was like trying to get my attention yeah he came in you know completely nude wherever restaurants are all dressed and he's sitting there and he's like he's looking at me he's i'm watching him this like eye you up and he's like stroking his dick trying to you know like hey i got a cock here no cock no one cock no waiting you're right i'm not waiting and i was just like going for it no not not tonight not tonight the rules of the house there too are no playing upstairs yeah so why is he strutting around naked upstairs he didn't listen to the rules but so it's always funny watching guys that um like you might be talking to someone right and they'll have their arm around you and it's like the the pre-gaming right yeah like you see some guy like standing behind him like he lets her go i'm gonna jump on that's it man you let her go oh oh his arm's moving it's Moving off her shoulder.
He looked the other way. She's her. That's it, man. You let her go. Oh, his arm's moving. It's moving off her shoulder. Oh. He looked the other way. She's mine. She's mine. It's like the dogs with a treat. You know, you have a treat there, and if you move the wrong way, that's it. It's gone. Yeah. But, I mean, you know, again, you could do a lot of fun with those parties, like with a key-type party. Like all of a sudden, okay, that person, quote-, again, you could do a lot of fun with those parties, like with a key-type party.
Like all of a sudden, okay, that person, quote-unquote, owns you, but they can trade you. Ooh. You know, it's like, oh, okay. You know, like, okay, the party starts at 8. So between 8 to 11, XYZ owns you. But he can trade you to someone else. 8 to 11, that's a really long time.
Oh oh it's not like it's all sex at that time you know you might you know he owns like whatever he could say he owns or manages you whatever terminology you want right but then all of a sudden like you know so you might go in there and have some drinks and talk right then you might go play and then afterwards you might have another drink or something right and then you might be talking to someone else, and like, hey, I will trade you my one Donna for your one whoever. Hmm. Interesting. They could trade up, or trade over, or just make a trade. Or reverse it.
Would it be more fun for you to own a man and trade him for another man? Or just sit there and, you know, just, can I borrow your man and take both the men? That's something I haven't seen at the house party yet. Two men? Like one of the women taking on two men at a time. I'm not saying it hasn't happened. Yeah, I'm trying to think. I mean, there's been subtle interaction, but I haven't seen like a full threesome. I haven't seen a woman with two men. I haven't seen a man with two women. Yeah, it's usually, even when we were with that one couple, there was four of us, so it wasn't a threesome.
It was a little bit of a foursome. Yeah, it started out as a threesome. It started out as a threesome. Yeah, me, her, and her husband. Right. And she wanted to get someone to help please her husband. Right. Which obviously. Oh, obviously it was me. Obviously it wasn't going to be me. I know that. Yeah, that was kind of fun. Actually, that was very much fun. That was a lot of fun. I hope he's doing well. I hope so too. I just keep thinking about the little butt plug that she had. You almost took my eye out. The blinking butt plug, and it, boom, popped right out.
You give her an orgasm, and the thing comes shooting out like a rock. Move over, Elon Musk. I know. This is a space butt plug, not SpaceX. SpaceX. Yeah. It got to Mars before his. But yeah, he had ALS, so hopefully he's doing well. Unfortunately, that's not the nature of the business, but I'm praying for him. Yeah, me too. But yeah, no, I think the spontaneity, and I'm not into blindfolds per se, but I like the aspect of the unknown. You know, if someone's sitting there looking at my balls, sucking my dick or whatever, and you're at a party, and it could be anybody. It could be anybody.
It doesn't have whiskers. Oh, that little detail. It doesn't own a penis. penis oh vince you just cut out 50 of the people and i'm fine with that i'm fine with that you're good either way i get that okay yes i'm fine with it either way you know my boat has a motor that only goes forward not backwards backwards. Okay. Just saying. Your door only swings one way. Those who do, yeah, that's it. Those who enjoy that, God bless you. I just love watching you squirm. While they're sucking my dick, I feel an Adam's apple tick on my balls. We got a problem. You don't care how good it feels. That's done.
No, it's over. It's over. Yep no one's getting an orgasm someone's getting blood i understand i completely understand and support your decisions dear well good i don't care if you do it don't that's what you like i get it i'm that. You know, I don't make you eat things you don't want to eat. In general. Food-wise. Food-wise. What other things can I eat? I know better than to put my dick in someone's mouth who doesn't want to do it because they have teeth. If they take it out, is that worse or better? Yeah, it's what I'm saying.
It's like, you know, I can sit there and say, hey, I made you this. I don't like that. Oh well you don't eat it it's like here we'll just suck my dick i don't want to suck your dick no suck my dick well no you got teeth but me i'm and i i say again is it better or worse if they take their teeth out okay see last time i checked you have all yours i have all my teeth that's true um i don't think you want me to go get pliers and remove them. No, but what if they say I'll take my teeth out? Oh, it's still going to hurt. Even if someone clamps down with gums, it's got to hurt. I have no idea.
Let's just guess. Not a clue. Let's just guess and say it does. Maybe. Maybe. Okay, I'm sure it hurts. Okay, so back to the party thing. That's sexy. Yeah, a little sexier. So, like, I showed you those videos where the women, it wasn't a glory hole, per se. Oh, yes. And we talked about this regularly on the show before. Sure.
Where if you went to a party and they had, like, a wall table in it you lay it in and your crotch is through the wall right right it has like a thing so you can't see who's out there exactly like a little tunnel so your body's on one side of the wall and your pussy's on the other side of the wall i mean yeah so and interesting you know would you be game for something like that? Um, yeah, if they get me fired up first. Oh, well, obviously. You know, sure. No, no, we're going to put, we're going to put oil dry on you, make sure there's no moisture there.
Big heat lamp just sucking up all the moisture. Here's my big thing is like, you'd be laying there and the guy would just come up and just start fucking you. It's like, well, wait a minute. I want to get, you know, I need to be, you know, revved up. I want some foreplay. I want some, you know, oral skills. Well, wouldn't there be some excitement from the aspect that you know that all the guys of this party could be coming down here and fucking you and you don't know who's who? Yeah. You're not going to see it. That wall. That wall. It's just got a little cutout that you slide through.
Right, exactly. And so, you know, short of any physical, you know, like, okay, the guy's belly's resting on my fucking, on my legs while he's fucking me. So that's Vince. Shut up. I would never say that to your face. Thanks. No, but you wouldn't know. No, unless he has something, some anomaly or some. So maybe your warm-up is maybe a woman or two comes down and starts licking you, and you don't know which women it is. That's always fun. And then, now that you're kind of revved up and ready to go. Yeah. All of a sudden, the guys start coming. You don't know.
They could have access to both holes. Oh, that's true. That's very true. Yeah, that was kind of like my birthday party when I was typical house parties 10 couples on average sometimes more sometimes less but you don't know if the same guy got in line twice. You don't know. You don't know. Yeah, that's always very interesting. I like that little bit of mystery left. You have to figure out who it is. Mm-hmm. You know, and hopefully they don't tell you right away. No, no one would tell you. Good. That would be the thing. That would be the thing. You'd be in this contraption. Contraption. Okay.
And once everyone had finished, they would leave the room and everything else would go back upstairs to the party, get you out of it. Right. You go upstairs and everyone's going to be smiling and applauding and everything else. And you don't know who fucked you, who didn't fuck you. Right, right.
How many times each one of them may or may not have fucked you which hole they fucked you in right yeah i have no idea you know and you know they're just yeah i mean a couple of the guys are sure be like oh my god your pussy was great you know like oh okay i guess you were there maybe it depends on which guys are like smiling a lot. Or sleeping. Or sleeping. Taking it out. Having their balls on ice. Yeah.
maybe it depends on which guys are like smiling a lot or sleeping or sleeping balls on ice oh the whole thing is very erotic it's cool to really think about the logistics sometimes these will be worked out a little bit but that's how fantasies usually go and logistics are kind of like the the reality is never quite as good as a fantasy, but that's still very erotic to think about, for sure. You know, absolutely. And I do like being blindfolded. I find that very erotic, you know? I like being restrained a little bit. I like that struggle. I really like that struggle.
Well, actually, in those videos with that room where they have all these women, they actually put the women in hand restraints. Oh, really? Oh, interesting. Now, women, I've seen take their hands out of it. Right. But, you know, the concept is a tie-in to their fantasy. Right, exactly. There's so many women who take their hand out and they sit there and play with their own nipples and stuff like that to help. So it's not really a restraint. It's just like... It's simulation. Yeah, it's simulation. I don't think legally they're allowed to... Supposedly it's in the Czech Republic.
Yeah, is that the one... Yeah. Is that the video we saw? It was like... They have a bunch of them out there. Yeah, it was... It's just a room that one woman is doggy style, like, it has a wall with these holes in it. But all her butts... And she puts it's padded right and then there's one woman has her uh she's laying on her back and her legs are restrained up yes and then there's a couple glory holes there's one it's up higher right the woman's there so you can eat her pussy right you're not gonna fuck her unless you you know can repel which might be fun in and itself. Yeah, whatever.
But they do it where they even have it where a woman lays on her side. Oh, really? Yeah. I do remember the ones where they're laying with their legs like up in the air. I do remember that one because there was that one video that had a camera like inside the inside the little room that she's in. Yeah, they have cameras outside. Yeah, cameras outside. Multiple cameras outside showing the activity. Right. And then they have one shooting down, showing the, I'll call it the models. Right, the models. Their faces and what they're doing and stuff, you know.
Kind of stirred me that one girl was reading a book, but, you know, you got to do what you got to do. Well, they got to get better male talent. I don't know what to tell you. But yeah, no, I could find all that very erotic. Yeah, that scenario is very erotic.
If you built a booth like this at a house party, and a woman can sit there and go down there, and then could go go out hey someone's in the booth you know and then you know whoever wants to go down and have their turn at the booth with this person that's interesting they could do it with a man too oh absolutely you know you could have a massage table i know, you could have a massage table, I'll call it, with a fucking wall that goes like, let's say, from his nipples, you know, blocks from his nipples up. Right. So he can't see. See, right. And a woman could sit there blowing, could ride them.
Yeah, that's true. Now, he would be lying flat, you think? I'm guessing. Yeah. That way she could get on top, she could blow them. Right, yeah. You know, I mean, it's kind of hard to do of hard to do a missionary if you have something holding your head down. It would have to be one of those massage tables where the hole is for your face as dick goes in there and she's got to climb up to try to fuck them. Yeah. That one. Maybe they're gymnastic. I don't know. Maybe they have talents I don't know about. That's fine for younger people. Those old people are like, oh, my God, my necks are so loud.
Don't remind me. Yeah. But, yeah, I mean, that's all very cool to think about. Because I know we were going to build a, like, portable glory hole to take to the party one time. Same concept, yeah. Just, you know, getting it there, getting it set up was just, you know.
The easiest thing to do is just go buy some material and cut a hole in it yeah and tape it up use my uh backdrop stands oh that would that hold it do you think oh yeah oh i think they would like sway too much again logistics no one's gonna lean on it i hope not it doesn't have the rigid but you know it'd just be a a black you know just be a piece of cloth hanging from my backdrop stand. You could put it at a 45-degree angle on the corner. Right. Give a woman a milk stool or something to sit on. Right, right.
And guys could just come up and put their dick through the hole, and she wouldn't know whose dick. Nope. Probably not. You know? Probably not. That's always interesting.
That whole glory hole thing a lot of uh guys find that very in a safe environment let me just preface that saying in a safe environment find that very erotic we had that one playmate that was just that was his fantasy yeah but he wanted to do a glory hole where he in a safe environment like not just some you know that's the gas station you know it's erotic um but when you look at the aspect of like okay i'm in a strange place i mean the fantasy the fantasy really erotic yeah the fantasy is really erotic my dick through and in your in your mind it's some hot chick on the other side whatever because you know she can because, you know, she can't get enough dick, so she's got to resort to doing this.
Yeah. How many people do you know like that? Okay, one. You do know one. Okay, one. Who is she? Well, it's not me. Oh, obviously. You said hot chick, right? I did. Fuck you, Vince. I love you. I'm sure you do. Okay. But yeah, STD-wise, you don't know. Yeah. First of all. Second of all, in some of these places, you don't know if it's a woman. You don't know who it is at all. I think there's people who that's part of their thrill is that they don't care. Right, they don't care. Okay, good for them. Ruins it for me. I get it. But if you don't care, that's great.
But no, that would be fun at a controlled environment, like I said, at a swinger house party. Yeah, well, that's why that friend of ours that came over and we fulfilled, I fulfilled it. I was like, who's we? Well, you're the one who created the glory hole in our bathroom. Yeah. So you did have something to do with it. And we, the way that's set up is like this bathroom is the most weird bathroom ever. It has a door that goes to the outside in it. Weird.
Great holes though because you know he could be in the bedroom with his dick coming through the hole and i could actually come in from the outside so we never saw each other until it was all over i mean yes he knew it was me so it was a controlled environment but he was so excited about it i mean i think he came in like three minutes he was like oh it was real quick good for him minutes oh it okay five minutes but whatever it was came in like three minutes. Yeah, it was quick. Oh, it was real quick. I don't know if it was three minutes. Okay, five minutes, but whatever it was.
No, I think it was like two. Yeah. Oh, I gave him a little bit more. It wasn't a very long time because he said, he goes, I was so excited. He goes, I've always wanted to do this, but I wanted to do it in a safe environment where I can act out my fantasy. Where you're not going to get arrested. Not going to get arrested. Arrested, STDs. Oh, yeah. See, reality does. Have whiskers, whatever. When reality comes into play, sometimes it can really, I don't know, mar a fantasy.
You know, the fantasy is always so wonderful, then you have to think about the whole logistics of the reality part of it and kind of like uh all right so we were obviously we had a show about yeah but it was so cool that we were able to do that for him and he was he loved it oh my god he loved it so that was really cool that was and that was the same kind of thing like you know uh he could kind of pretend that he didn't know who was coming in to suck his dick he could just pretend that it was some nameless faceless person he took the reality that scared him right right was they take it off the table so he could get into his fantasy exactly the same as we've talked about you know how when receiving oral sex that's your chance to really get into your head and oh yeah get into get into your fantasy and just enjoy the feeling going on while in your head you're going through the fantasy, whatever it may be.
Right, exactly. I mean, your brain is your biggest sex organ. I agree with that. And if your brain is not there, it could really ruin a good sexual experience. Like if you're having a bad day or whatever's on your mind, whatever negative things you're playing on your mind, it can really damage your, your experience. It can really ruin it, mar it. It could lessen it. D all the above. All the above. I agree. All right. Well, we covered the key party. Yeah. And a couple other things. And a couple other things. Oh, fantasy thing. I agree. All right. Well, we covered the key party. Yeah.
And a couple other things. And a couple other things. No fantasy thing. I do like fantasy. So, and with that, info at hotwifepodcast.com. If you want to reach out to us and stay horny. Have a great night, everybody.
