Keeping Something Special

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It's time to rock, live your wildest dreams. Hot Wife podcast, breaking all the norms. Oh, man. hello everybody this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot white podcast i'm here with my wonderful husband vince say hi vince hi vince oh always a smart ass never a nice ass i did i did say that and that's exactly what you did shouldn't i listen to you never you never do i said shouldn't i didn never said I do. Well, we know you don't, so. No. So a couple things to cover before we get into the subject. Oh, okay. I'm trying to think what the other one was. I know what one is.

One is what you did today. Oh, I know. I'm just going to say that. And then the other one is. What's that? We're recording this on Sunday the 14th. This will be tomorrow on Monday the 15th in the morning. Happy tax day. Yeah. Happy tax day. If you're not getting fucked, you're about to. Can we mention Spunk Lou for those who are about to get fucked? There we go. Anyway. You can tell the story about that. I will. I definitely will. Okay. We go ahead. We have been contacted by two or three PR companies to, for some reason, I think we're worth contacting.

And they have addressed, just like we had on Ray last week. Right. We have a few more different, I'll call them celebrities. Sure. Coming on the show tomorrow. We're recording three podcasts tomorrow. Nice. One is with a, well, two of them are adult content creators. Nice. And the other one is a adult video website, but it's a VR site. It's a different take on porn. It's a VR site, but it's also the stuff is shot or narrated from a first person. And from what I've seen on the website, I don't have access to get in. It's more done in a romantic way. It's not just raw kind of thing.

So it's going to be interesting talking to them. Yeah. Um, we're going to kind of space them out. So, um, please don't think where I'm going with this is please don't think we're abandoning the swinger thing. Um, we're just tying into the sex thing.

I mean, a lot of people who are swingers enjoy, uh, porn and Instagram instagram and all these other sites only fans and what have you um so we're just kind of having some infill with it and you know and uh we are hopefully hopefully they're going to get us a few more um more medical type professionals there's some we got a list from the one company it was like 17 pages with like three people little bios on each page um so and we yeah, we'll take them all. Sure, we'll talk to them if they want to talk to us. We didn't really think anyone wanted to talk to us. And, well, we're finding out.

So, you know, hopefully that doesn't turn you off to the show. Oh, no, it's about sex. It's about sex. But, you know, some people, I'm sure, are here more for the swinging aspect. And we're not avoiding that. We're going to get into that in a little bit. Um, you got, you know, one thing Donna did today, it was a big thing. And it was a big thing. And then we're going to talk about our topic. So, which is something special, very special. So, um, all right. So you were contacted through the Swinger site. Yeah. We were. By a gentleman. Uh-huh.

So, all right, so you were contacted through the Swinger site. Yeah. We were, by a gentleman a little distance away, at least a minimum of an hour and a half away. Yeah, an hour and a half away. We usually don't do that just because it's such a long drive. I just hate making people drive that far. I mean, come on, is the sex really that good? I don't know. But he, yeah, exactly. I live with you, and I don't want to be true. Yeah, I know.

you don't even want to go across the room for sex i have to get out my recliner yeah he drove an hour and a half and uh we sent pictures of him he sent lots of pictures and videos and stuff and i was like great guy yeah really great well i as a person he's really great But I guess in the pictures, it didn't really show how thick his schwanz was. I mean, it's not, wasn't that terribly. Was he German? Well, no, but. But. Yeah. His dick was really thick. Very gifted. Not so much in length, thank God.

But god he had length too i've been like i you know i it's gonna be popping out of my mouth it was another beer can kind of guy yeah he's a beer can dick for sure for sure you know he was still sporting seven eight inches yeah but it wasn't like it was seven eight inches by seven eight inches yeah it was pretty much yeah i still saluted him oh absolutely absolutely but yeah i mean today was just one of those days where i just couldn't get stretched out enough and i did i use spunk lube like crazy i take a break i have a little little friend i kept saying my secret weapon my secret weapon put that on there it helped oh yeah helped, yeah.

Yeah, it really did. But I could not get him in all the way. Well, you're a tiny woman. I know. I tried. You're only four foot 11. I'm only four 11. Again, for those who haven't heard that in the past, four foot 11 and you've never had children. So things are still kind of tight down there. Kind of tight. Yeah, very tight.

I found yes i found it today am i walking funny funnier than usual he really broadened my horizons your hips yeah i was like wow we looked like one of those old marionette puppy uh puppets that kids had it was a stick with the strings your legs the legs fly out oh man i'll tell you what ate your pussy well yeah he did a really he had great oral skills i have to admit that so i was happy about that it's just the thickness ah i don't know man today i just because some days i can just you know do it i can you know get it all in today was just not one of these days i just it's just i felt like it was getting stuck it's like well you know sometimes um when you play with guys it's sort of like the photo shoots i used to do the first photo shoot goes well yeah but the ones you do after that right with the same model it's like okay we get to know each other yeah yeah you know the newness is over it's not like okay we talked for's go fuck.

Yeah. You know, now you kind of have a quote-unquote relationship with him. Exactly. And, you know, you know what you're getting into. And beforehand, you could kind of fantasize and stuff. Yeah. So you can get yourself revved up beforehand. Exactly. And the thing is, the pictures just didn't do him justice, I guess. I'm hoping to grab some stills out of the video for him to put up on his site. Yeah, because he's rather large. I think you covered that, yeah. Well, thick. Like, when I put my hand around, I couldn't put my entire, I couldn't wrap my hand around his cock. It was so thick.

I had to use two hands. And I know you could see the relationship between my arm and his cock. It really was a baby arm. It was like a really good corn on the cob. A really good corn on the cob. With the corn still on it. I'm not saying he had corn on the stick. It was a baby holding an apple. God bless him. Great guy. Yeah, I had a really good time, even though I'm still walking.

You like his'm still walking kissing yes very good kiss he's really good with that so as we said spunk glue spunk glue helped out immensely if i didn't have spunk glue i would have had to give up if you have a need for lubrication and this is a true story this isn't something we made, it really wasn't. You'll be able to go to hotwifedonnalyn.com and see the video in the near future. Yeah. Spunk Loob came to the rescue. Go to spunkloob.com. Get yourself some Spunk Loob. They have a couple different varieties. Sure. They're all top-notch.

And when you get to the checkout, make sure you put in Hot Wife, all one word, in the discount code, and you'll get 10% off your order. Yep. We really put a hurtin' on that gallon. Who's we? Okay, I have really... You don't use fun glue? No. I get the women wet enough they don't need it. Oh, burn. Just saying. Just saying. Just put it in there. You don't use fun glue alcohol. No. I get the women wet enough they don't need it. Oh, burn. Just saying. Just saying. Just putting it out there. You know, there's enough shows out there that praise my skills. Oh, yeah, okay. Let's go with that.

We talked about it in one of the last couple of shows, and you get shivers talking about me and my pussy-eating skills. Yeah, true sex.

Oh, God, I hate you so so much that's why you married me anyway so so so this fun thing really helped out because uh if i didn't have that i probably wouldn't be able to go as long as i think you kind of need to write an erotic story to go in the 50 shades of pleasure magazine about that little encounter oh my god i think you need to i think i do too i can do that yeah i think you should okay then i will okay i guess he i guess i have my homework all cut out for me sure okay all right that's fine so and again i'll now i'm gonna segue into a plug fit 50 shades of pleasure dot com check out the free magazine actually if you go to a hot wife podcast dot com you actually there's a link there you can just click on that and take you right to it you can email us through that site again our email if you want to not go to the site to do it um is info at hot wife podcast.com um so again so i think we got all those plugs out of the way that hot wife don't win got Spunkwood got Fifty Shades you got the website look at you like you're segwaying it all worked.

Just a little segueing little maniac. That's what you were. Okay. Also, follow us on Twitter, because we're putting up some of the pictures of Donna's little play date. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'll put up some stills in tomorrow. Which Twitter? My Twitter? On the Hot Wife podcast. On the podcast, sure. i will so if you follow donna lynn hot wife donna or whatever what's your twitter handle i i think it's like at donna lynn or d lynn okay i think it's d lynn 866 go to the hot wave podcast yeah we'll put that out there. But anyway. It's still there. It's fine. It's still fine. Okay.

I came up with the topic for tonight's show. Oh, boy. From years ago, I saw an interview with one of the porn stars. And there was a question posed to the porn star that I thought was pretty interesting. And I don't think it's so relevant nowadays, you know. but maybe to some people it is. This porn star was married and actually was married to another porn star. She was married to a male porn star. And the question is, is there anything you keep special for your relationship?

You don't do this on porn right right but you do it at home with your husband so it's just for him and at that point her answer was anal yes i do remember this yes she kept anal special for her husband yep no i can't say i don't even remember who the star was yeah i do remember the um the story i just i don't remember who it was. So, I mean, now, I know the slut you are. There's nothing special. No, I put it all out there. Well, actually, there is something special. She sits there and says, with you, I want the lights out. Everyone else, the lights can be on. The light's going.

I want to see these guys. They're hot. Shut up. I hate you so much. Because the truth's out there. Oh, the truth is out there. It's like, okay, turn to my side. You could have a flashlight, shine it in my face so I could never see what you look like. I want to be blinded. Extra roofies, you know. We've been through that routine. Oh, these are great M&Ms. They're the roofies. Oh, they'll have more. But so, I mean, what do you think would be some things besides anal? Anal being the most, I think, the most obvious. Right. So I'm not talking about porn.

So if you're in the lifestyle and, you know, you go to clubs or parties or just meet couples or whichever way you play with others now obviously soft swap that's one way of keeping it special because it's just like no we just do oral yeah no one gets intercourse with my mate but me okay i i've heard of that i've heard of that i played with the i played with um we were at one of the parties and um i was with a couple and the thing that they the way they kept it special is he always he could never he could never go bareback with another woman well that's another aspect on it too you know i was going with the soft swap part first where yeah you know um but uh just you know where there's no penetration that penetration it's just oral yep exactly and that's how some people want to keep it special I don't know.

you know um but uh just you know where there's no penetration that penetration it's just oral yep exactly and that's how some people want to keep it special you know and and we're not saying any of these things are wrong or yeah right or wrong it's just whatever if you want to keep comfortable for you exactly just keep it if you want to keep something special for your relationship i don't know if we keep anything special for ourselves i'm like what i don't know there's That's it.

to keep something special for your relationship i don't know if we keep anything special for ourselves i'm like what i i don't know there's nothing that i mean obviously i guess we're just not special to each other we get off that special bus that's special that's a whole different kind of special my helmet has a propeller yours doesn't well that makes you special does it it does i get to sit in the front of the bus i get on and out first oh aren't you special very special you are special yeah i don't i don't save anything you know keep you hate it so much That pussy's never going gonna be the same it's not gonna be the same i'm afraid if i'm doing it i could fall in now yeah you might i i soak you in warm what shrinks things up hot or cold water hot water okay you need to take a hot bath tonight we're gonna shrink oh well it depends that skins will be cold okay you can take a cold bath tonight yeah that would that would tighten things up like clothing hot would definitely shrink it i gotta put a board on my ass yeah i was gonna say put a board on your ass tonight i'm telling you base jumping you're gonna be like hello hello anybody in there jumping okay okay sorry all right pink floyd but Okay, sorry.

All right, Pink Floyd. But it's like some people keep kissing special. Sure. They don't kiss their... Yeah, some people keep bareback special. Bareback special or they'll keep kissing special or...

We've seen it at the parties, very forgot for people not to have orgasms especially the men they say that's just a coincidence that wasn't planned okay remember we did uh but i could see where people could do that i can see where people would sit there and say hey listen you can play but if you're gonna have an orgasm you have to stop oh that's well come home with me to me all excited i mean that might be what they're saying i don't know i don't know i and we saw a couple that they had that rule about you can't go any further than me why why do you want to impede your partner's pleasure pleasure i i mean i mean whatever that's their rule i'm not saying their rule i don't i'm not saying they're wrong that's what works for them or did i think they're divorced now but whatever maybe that was reason i can't keep up if we're playing in a See you next time.

whatever that's their rule i'm not saying their rule i don't i'm not saying they're wrong that's what works for them or did i think they're divorced now but whatever maybe that was the reason i can't keep up if we're playing in the same room i can't keep up with what you're doing and you can't keep yeah you can't suck a guy's dick for an hour and a half no god where i can eat a woman's pussy for an hour and a half but that's not the point it's like i can't i don't i don't know what you're doing i don't know i'm're doing you just do what you do you and i don't care if you know what i'm doing so no i don't care we don't we just don't care no no i enjoy if i'm in a position where i can like be doing what i'm doing and still see you it's kind of erotic yeah it's kind of erotic but i don't there's no competition i don't need to keep tabs on me like oh he's pumping her twice for every one of mine hold on yeah exactly so yeah i don't i i feel like if you have to keep tabs on the other person for whatever reason you're you're distracted from what you're doing well then in my opinion oh you're humble like we say well like we say in the beginning of the show we we have no professional advice not even a little bit bit here.

This is us just talking out our tuchuses. You know, I think that adds still some level of insecurity. Yeah. And that's fine. If that works for you, that's fine. We're not bashing that. No, no. You know? I mean, personally, as you and I have talked about, you know, I get very turned on by watching you give or receive pleasure. You know? I mean, that's, if I felt you were holding stuff back, like, okay, you can't do that, it would diminish my pleasure from it. Yeah. See, in other people's perspective, that would be like, oh yeah, you're keeping that just for me. It's like, well, I don't know.

I either want to do what I want to do or not. Well, it's, you know you know i look at it in a different way but i look at everything in a different way so many things that's what i'm saying i don't know how to begin you know like when i see you at a guy do you anally right it's almost like it's like a dirty thing in a good way yeah Yeah. It's like, yeah, you better appreciate that. Yeah, I wasn't, I thought about doing it, you know, tonight. And then I said, no. It's like, I'm stuck to the kitchen chair. Well, sometimes. I'm going to go get something to drink. Here's a weird thing.

Sometimes, this sometimes this is gonna sound really stupid i think i've said this before sometimes it fits better in my ass than it does if a guy is longer he definitely fits better in my ass of course on my one leg goes numb yeah he hits that spot he's like oh i can't feel my left leg that a big dick. I cannot feel my left leg right now. Not even a little bit. My right leg is going numb. So he's got a big cock. He's got a big cock. That was funny. I even remember who I was with when that happened. It was a younger guy. And it was really a very erotic play date.

He was a young, he was like 25. He was the cook. He was the chef. And his dick wasn't that thick girth-wise, but it was long, longer. And it kept hitting my fricking cervix. So I was like, ah, my cervix. Cervix. Sorry. That's how you said cervix. Yeah. I kept hitting my cervix.

My cerv my service my service cervix thank you for your service yeah you're welcome but but i was like oh damn so maybe i'd be sticking with my butt and it fit well but again my leg went numb so that was the only problem so i knew it's just my left leg too it always goes numb this dick must be big because i'm blind i can't see it hits the nerves like one of these nerves like that's just a funky way i'm like oh oh my leg my leg's numb i'm having a hard time breathing you must be pushing my lungs but yeah can you back up two steps a couple inches a foot a couple inches two steps i got some lines a lot here with this fucking jousting thing all right mr polvo leave that back at the gym really oh my god yeah but the guy today wasn't so much length as it was oh he still had decent length a decent length i mean if he was just like an average like girth wise he'd been fine but that it was like he brought this fucking baseball bat i was like oh man i've i did it look smaller in the pictures what can i tell you you could play pickleball with that thing truly god bless him it was a challenge this was uh it was fun but it was definitely challenging and again thank god for spunk lube yeah that came in real handy well okay so some of the things that people might keep special kissing kissing definitely Kissing, definitely.

We said, like, you know, cream pieing. Absolutely cream pie, anal. Anal. There might be some things. Bareback. Bareback, of course. I was thinking I was, like, delving into, like, the BDSM world. There might be certain things that. Well, sure. Well, that's a different thing altogether altogether now because that is going to be not necessarily with your mate but whoever your master is of your sub and right and whatever because you know like i'm not into the bgsm as we've talked about so like you know bob is technically call him your master. Sure. I trust him. Sure. You trust him. I trust him.

For me to let someone else do what Bob does to you involves a whole nother level of trust. So if you want to say there's something you keep special, you're not keeping it special for me. You are because I'm worried about your safety. Right.

But, you know, it's more like, okay, we've been through the training and well you've been through training with him vetting and whatever trust level has been built yeah so there's definitely a whole trust thing that you'll allow your your mate to do or maybe keep that that segment special for them okay that makes sense yeah i mean uh going into the bdsm world yeah you're definitely going to go down a rabbit hole because there's so many different elements to that world well maybe we just put that off on the table well fetishes alone you could just say yeah you know hey you only do um this fetish you know with me yeah exactly you know That could be across the board.

it might be well not to mention not you know you only eat my asshole hey he ate my ass pretty good i was hoping i i was trying to like i was trying to think of switching myself around so you could really see that because he got his tongue in come when I go to Licky Rashid, I go, oh, no, don't do that. That's what I said. I don't know. It just doesn't seem so, it doesn't seem clean enough for you. Wow. I put up with all the other shit. I know you do.

You'd think I'd be like ah you're done all the other shit i should be fine with this too but that's a little more crap from her you do put up with a lot of crap that's for sure the reason we call you the angry elf you know um well that i am that i am but uh no so be curious to hear um if anyone listening has they keep something special you know what it might be you know even if we covered it just like to let us know i'd be curious yeah probably um another thing that might keep special is certain kinds of dirty talk well but dirty talk alone could just be one of the things like well there might be certain words or certain eye contact uh oh don't don't know eye contact really i'm just i don't know that might be one eye contact you know oh i don't know there's things that i just save your nipple pinching for me maybe maybe nipple play i don't know as i'm saying you know There's so many aspects that could be you know i mean there's there are ones right off the top and you're like yeah okay you know i get it's probably one of the top ones but um like i there's certain um certain terms that of endearment that people use with each other that they don't use with anybody else sure you know like you you know i call you asshole you call me what what do you what do you call me you know besides too many things besides angry elf that's too many things to name you know i don't tie you through the list this would be a six-hour show see i i'm you don't use the word come slut with anybody but me because that keeps it special that's true that's true i thought that was your maiden name goomsloot here we go that again but yeah i mean uh there's terms of endearment uh yeah there's probably any anything i could see kissing also being another oh absolutely anything kissing we've talked about that before I think it's more intimate than fucking.

Oh, yeah, there's probably anything. See, I could see kissing also being another one of those things. Oh, absolutely. Because kissing, we've talked about that before. It's much more intimate. I think it's more intimate than fucking. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. You know? Yeah. I think you can almost convey emotion through kissing more than fucking. Sure. All you need is a hole or whatever. You know, a hole, hole in the wall. You know what I mean?

That's why glory holes are so impersonal because all you have is a an appendage coming out there you don't know what it's attached to who is it that you know what's attached to you may or may not maybe care maybe don't i don't know maybe you do maybe i don't know but that's so impersonal so impersonal but there has a level I eroticism i can see anal being one of the top ones sure i can see kissing kissing absolutely i can even see cream pie or bareback bareback cream pie sure absolutely absolutely you know both of those also are more for health reasons too i could see that i'm the spreading diseases.

But again, you have people like Bob and some of his friends that they get together on a pretty regular basis. And it's a close-knit group. So I think they have more trust in each other's health-wise. Right. Oh, absolutely. I don't think that's an issue. But they still might. I don't know.

i don't know what if they have anything but uh to keep something special but it's i i think you know um now yeah like for us i think our something special isn't necessarily sexual it's just our bond i think you're right i i because i know it's like well let me see i do everything with everybody pretty much um what i'm saying is yeah but again i mean we kid around a lot on the show uh pick on each other pick on ourselves or i pick on myself and i've been critiqued there's some reviews of this show where people like the husband needs to get over himself you know it's Like, dude, shut the just kidding around okay you're taking this show way too serious all right um but um i forgot where i was going oh see they forgot well they're the things that we keep special for ourselves about our relationship yeah it's just i mean yeah i mean um our intimacy happens more outside the bedroom than it does in the bedroom yes as weird as that sounds yeah because we both we spend so much time together oh dear god yes i'm sorry about that i know it's a court order though is that what it is i have to have supervision i'm like can i can i get a job outside the house now please they put the ankle bracelet on me but they didn't tie it to the house they tied it to you so i don't know what you did wrong i don't know but i'm being punished for it no matter what i have to sayyard radius of you.

Oh, dear God. Didn't you see me running up the road as you go to your other job? Don't go so fast. I can't run. I'm putting in a fucking pedal to the metal. That's why you were looking at Corvettes the other day. You're going to be running pretty quick.

You couldn't even see over the dash i know i no way so for us something special is i don't know we don't need something special we i think we just look at each other's that something special yeah that's what it is the helmet with the propeller special it is special yeah yeah I guess because i don't we don't like save something for each other that while we're playing well with other people we don't thing is for also because i mean i hope everybody should be like this but we know each other well enough so in the bedroom that's something quote unquote special is it's just that you with somebody you love and have feelings for and that adds a level that you can't have with somebody else oh i agree with that i wasn't gonna be a wise ass and say so when is this guy gonna show up but i was serious that, though.

Thanks. That's all right. No problem. You're going to cry yourself to sleep. Oh, my God. Got you a pillow. Bitch. Oh, wait. So, yeah, I guess, because we don't, yeah, we don't keep anything special for each other. Well, our time together that's special is not always in the bedroom. That, oh you said before yeah i guess i guess it's what it is me videotaping you with others is you know you're teasing me which i enjoy and you know i know i was trying to and you enjoy watching yourself with others i do i when i'm editing the videos i find that very erotic yeah so that Very erotic.

And sometimes I'm like, oh, why couldn't I get that big dick in my ass? What's wrong with me? I end up critiquing myself. It's like, come on, I was right there. Well, there's a lot of factors. There is. Even tonight was like, oh, man. Well, again, I can talk about stress. Yeah. Your shoulder hurts, you know. Yeah, as you get older, Tim, I don't want to get off onto another topic, but as you get older, the physical problems that you have as you age, don't get old people. Don't do it. It's not fun. It does. It's not for the weak of heart. It's not for the weak.

Yeah, it's not for sissies it does it it it diminishes any pleasure you could have in the bedroom because you know if you have back problems you get in a position then you know you're trying to fuck in this position all of a sudden you get back spasm or whatever or knee problems and with my case it's my shoulder so like dog sounds more erotic oh oh no, my fucking back. Yeah, I have a back spasm. That's exactly what it is. It's exactly, and it's like, oh, it just takes it all the way, all the fun. It's like, oh, that was just, pops your sexual balloon.

You're like, you're on that high of, oh, man, I'm in the groove. I'm feeling good. All of a sudden, back spasm. Ah. Yeah, it hurts. It hurts.

I get my back spasms and yeah they might just kills my shoulder and it's like should i wear my shoulder brace when i have sex you know how erotic that is i'd have so many fucking braces on i'll look like one of those uh storm troopers or you know some kind of uh oh what were those things battle star galactica yeah a cyborg it's a cyborg oh if you could look like seven of eight or eight of nine or whatever else she is six of nine whatever 69 yeah that'd be good too if you could look like her. See, then you're doing something. All thumbs up there, baby.

Yeah, I just vaguely remember that character. Very hot. I hear she actually had a face. You just never looked up that far? No, you got about to. I don't know if she had eyes or not. Chin. Boobs. She had boobs. She had a great body. Her ass. Oh, thank God. That's another show we should do is like sexiest tv characters oh that would be kind of fun there are some pretty sexy ones out there especially the the ones that kind of like slide in they're not really like the star of the show talk sexy slide in slide in and then get stuck like Danny DeVito in Taxi.

He's somebody who's my size, so, you know, things would line up. You wouldn't have to stoop to kiss me. Like Danny DeVito's wife in Cheers. Oh, yeah. Okay, anyway. You just took all the sexual. I just killed it. I just killed it. Thanks, Ben. That was like verbal salt, Peter. Oh, there it goes. Oh, her name was Carla. That's it, Carla. Couldn't have a name, yeah. I had to think for it. I know her real name is Rhea Perlman, but I'm sure she's a sweet woman. Oh, yeah, but she's not very tall either. No? So, all right. With that said, I think we beat that one to death. I think we did.

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you know right now we're doing if you want to advertise it's not going to cost you anything do it while you can right because just remember you know we don't get a lot of funding on this podcast in all honesty this actually costs us money but um it's fun it's therapy it's there it is our therapy because people think that you're a swinger and you have sex, so you don't buy cars, you don't eat food, you don't buy houses. You haven't eaten and bought a car. You don't need insurance because you have sex. Right, right. You enjoy sex. You're not normal. You don't buy these things. Right, exactly.

So it's hard getting advertisers in the in the well because it's associated with sex you know so we got to get over that nonsense you know sex makes the world go round i mean how about you know i'll take some tampon commercials i don't care i know i know we do have commercials in our podcast we don't put them there.

um but uh you know whatever and we get like a penny for every time it plays so which helps but whatever so but anyway we appreciate you guys all listening love my dear this is a labor of love we sit there and you know again due to all you we're really appreciative that these three pr companies see the numbers that we reach and they thought uh we would help them and they could help us in all fairness it's one hand helping the other sure absolutely so again we're going to have some podcasts coming up spread out over the next few weeks we're going to still we're not going to do a succession of unswinger related they are are sex related.

Well, that's all it needs to be. But hopefully you still find them interesting. So we'll see. Just like we just did a thing with, with Ray Richmond. Right. Exactly. She was a great woman and pleasant and very sexy. It was a fun podcast too. And you know what? I'm, I love you with all my heart, my love, but sometimes it's just you and I talking at each other. It's just nice having another person. Sure, sure. I like to have someone intelligent to talk to, too. What an asshole. What? Exactly. Is there something I said? No, not at all. Just check it.

Oh, you can see his shitty grin grin it gives it all away so anyways all right all right so we're going to kick this off to give off hair whatever you just said i don't know bourbon's hitting me and uh anyway so thank you all for listening info at hotwifepodcast.com check it out uh go to hotwifepodcast.com check out the site if you want to listen to us if you're not already getting us through apple or one of the many iheart radio or the like 12 different ones we're on um check out that and again you get to 50 shades of pleasure you can email us through there so so i want to thank you and have a great night everybody there.

So, so I'm going to thank you and have a great night, everybody.