It's the little things in a relationship

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot White Podcast, where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. Were you disco dancing there a second ago? I was. I was doing my little finger thing to the music. Good thing you gave up exotic dancing. I did my little finger thing. That was not a turn on. Thank you. John Travolta with epilepsy. Something like that. You don't think that's erotic? Oh, come on. First of all, a sweat jacket, sweatpants, or whatever you're wearing there.

I'm wearing leggings. It's chilly. I can't see how leggings are warm. They're thin and skin tight. They can't be warm. They are warm. Okay, tell yourself that. Okay, they're pretty warm. Whatever. They're surprisingly warm. Then why do you wear them in the summer? I don't wear them in the summer. How come women wear them all the time? I don't know what they're wearing. I'm wearing shorts come summertime. I really miss my shorts already. I miss them. But it's way too cold for that. But, so, how are you doing today, my dear?

I haven't seen you, well, for a few hours since I just got home from work, so. Yeah, no, it's all right. Okay, good to hear. I'm enjoying my back today again, but it's a constant thing. No one cares, so. I am drinking the bottle. I'm drinking some of the 1762 that our friend Jay sent me. I thought that's 1792. That's what I said, 1792. You don't even know, do you? Thank you, Joey. He's dyslexic with... Well, I'm kind of tired. I've been drinking. What? I love your little mug. It's so... Which one is it? Oh, fuck the world. Fuck the world mug, yeah. I was like, oh, that's so upbeat.

That's right along with our topic tonight, I'm thinking. And there's something going on with the mixing board, so I apologize. If you're hearing, especially when I talk, it's like a wah. I'll have that fixed before the next podcast, I promise. I don't hear it. That's fine. It might just be my headphones. I don't know. If I unplug my headphones, I don't hear it. Remarkable how that works. I don't know. We're genius that way. But anyway, yeah, so I want to thank Jay for that. Yep, that's really nice.

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Do you spray my eyes to keep you away from having sex? Shut up. I do not. It's great for sex and great if you want to keep your husband away. You spray it in his eyes. I have not done that recently. Yeah. By recently, you mean the last hour. But also, we got some I got an email from Jay and from Wayne telling about my typo I've had in the last one. I typed it. I was just – I was quickly – the one about town names. Oh. It was one of those ones. It was just – I didn't proofread it and I typed it wrong and my mind was going faster than my fingers. I do that all the time. I'm a terrible typist.

That's probably one of my worst things. But I did fix that. I don't know if it made it out to all the channels but i did fix that so thank you both i'm glad you guys are on top of it because i obviously i am not well you wear a lot of hats not really okay i have a hat here tonight you do oh look at you oh there you go you can't put off your headphones I have a hat here tonight. You do? Oh, look at you. Because I was outside of the cigar. Oh, there you go. People of us are going. You can't put off your headphones. My headphones. It looks really ridiculous. Got my Angus Young hat.

My Angus Young. Who's the singer of ACDC now? Oh. Not Bon Scott. He died. Okay, Bon Scott. I have to go through all the lists. His hat. Anyway. But so we also got another email recently from Jay. Oh, yeah. Talking, well, one, sharing some toys she bought. Wow, that one looks really awesome. Well, you described the one you like. Okay, it kind of looks like a rabbit, but the rabbit part, the top that goes into your vagina, is open. Vagina. Vagina. And it is open. And the way she described it, there is a little flicking finger in there. A G-spot flicker.

And the other part, of course, curls up just like a normal rabbit to hit your clit. And, wow, she says that one she gave some high marks she also liked the um the other one the other one that was interesting was the camera the camera i was just gonna get to that yeah it's got like these headlights on it and shit man it's like yeah she's going over it's like you know it's like you know one of those like uh voyage at the bottom of the sea little submarines man well it kind of would you can go in there, it's got a little camera in it. Yeah, you can...

You can watch yourself orgasm for women, I guess. Yeah, that's what she says. You can see what you're... You could even go in a quick explore after someone dumped a big cum load in you. It's got a light and a camera. I guess we just, like, it would just be white out, you know?

That's one option option i mean you know i mean if you have interest in seeing that that's got some level of interest and be like oh that's interesting i'd probably use it more for like when i drop something behind like the counter you can see like a flashlight a little narrow flashlight where's that fucking dildo you have with the camera and the flashlight and you would say something you say honey that's you you're holding you are the dildo with the with the camera and the flashlight. I dropped something in. You say, honey, that's you. You're holding it.

You are the dildo with the flashlight and the camera. That's not true. I hardly ever say that. Come on. To my face. That'd be nice. Text me it, though. Mm-hmm. I guess this is the prelude to tonight's topic. The quaalude. Yeah, so tonight's topic is not so sexy. We're both kind of hammered. We've been doing a lot of work and stuff, so we wanted to try to do something sexy, and not going to be doing that tonight. So tonight's topic is the little things mean a lot. Hopefully. And that doesn't have anything to do with size. No, how about just how about – yeah, well.

I knew that would be misconstrued. If a little thing meant a lot, then it wouldn't be a little thing, would it? Let's just make it all about the little things.

The little things could make a difference in a good way or a bad way sure they do mean a lot either way in a relationship it's the little things that matter so I mean whether it be a nice gesture that you do or gestures you do that they don't appreciate like i am not guilty that's correct me if i'm wrong i don't leave the toilet seat up no you're you're actually i yell at you at for it yeah because we he decided we'll put them both down that way the dog doesn't drink out of the toilet yeah either dog doesn't right because then they come up and kiss you bad enough to go lick your taint here daddy I got dog taint in her condition.

It's like, here, Daddy, I got fucking dog taint breath. I got to get this flavor off my tongue. I know. It's like, it's bad enough when I have to kiss your mom after that. It's so wrong. That's what I tell them. It's wrong. Don't do that. Stop doing that. It's like, go get a doggy mint or something. All right. Well, so what would you consider? Let's start with the positive ones. Thank you. Yeah, it's like, go get a doggy mint or something, you know? But, all right, well, so what would you consider, let's start with the positive ones, or should we start with the negative ones?

No, let's do, we'll do positive. I just want to, like, preface this by saying when people think about positive things in their relationship, they always think of the highlights, you know, the weddings, the anniversary, the big events, and when it comes right down to it, those happen, what, every few years? It depends how often you get divorced. I suppose. Save it up for the next one. So, oh, good for you. I mean, got to have goals, honey. I'm being positive now, these little things. Well, do you know why I need to speak? Your aspirations, I'm supportive.

The reason for the divorce proceedings is pretty simple. Uh-huh. Of course. Play the whole thing. No, play the whole thing, damn it. Play the whole thing. All right, you've heard those other shows. Now be ready to hear the best welcome to the hot husband podcast that's you okay we don't want to be once i start that show women are gonna be flooding in oh flooding in. I won't have time for you. It's going to be easier if I was divorced. That's fine. Whatever makes you sleep better at night, that's fine. I'm still trying to figure that one out myself. Anyway, so it's the little things.

It is the little things because those are the things that you do with your partner like every day. Okay. For your partner, with your partner, for your partner with your partner to your partner give me an example um there's mornings that um little things like get your partner a cup of coffee in the morning like if you come in if you come out to the living room like after i do you know i try to get your coffee ready for you and if you're in your little lounger with your heating pad on in the morning, I bring it over to you. And here's your coffee. And I appreciate that.

Make sure the little, you know, the pets are fed or out. The same as sometimes if you're sleeping in and the dogs can't wait to go out anymore, I'll brew a cup of coffee and the three of us come into your room. And the dogs shove all over the bed. And I put the coffee next to your bed. Then I let coffee next to your bed and I let them outside. It is the little things. We have an exit off of our... In the back of our bedroom is our master bathroom. For whatever reason, the builders' house put a door in our bathroom.

We actually can go out the back of the house through our master bathroom.'t ask yeah it doesn't it should really be a mud room it shouldn't be a bathroom you've got enough highlights into our life already you should sit there and go yeah that sounds about right for them yeah it's about right okay okay oh um another nice thing you did i really appreciate it because i was really busy with work you went out and you filled my tank up with gas last week well yeah but you needed gas yeah but it was very nice I was using your car and I know you don't like to be below half a tank so it's like okay and again it just goes to show it's just the little things in life you know your partner I mean this is really little stupid things you know you're making lunch and you see your partner's doing I don't know.

it's just a little things in life like you know you know your partner i mean this is really little stupid things you know you're making lunch and you see your your partner's doing their thing whatever they're doing you know get them a knife and fork and you know the utensils you know bring out their you know a cup for them to have their drink and whatever i mean just stupid things you you wouldn't think would make a big deal but they do sure you know oh You know?

Well, another thing, part of the way I was raised was that, like, if you're going, let's say you're watching TV and you're going to go out to the kitchen or whatever, you want to go get some drink or eat, you don't just go out and get yourself and come back. You always ask everybody, you know? And I always make it a point to you. It's like, hey, I'm going to go out to the kitchen. Do you need anything? Would you like, like, would you like to snack on cheese sticks? So it's like, Donna, would you like a cheese stick? I'm going out to the kitchen. She'll always say yes.

Of course, because I like to really suck on that. Oh, my God. She makes eating cheese sticks a sexual event. I do. She sits there and gives this goddamn cheese stick head.

I'm there watching and she's like i'm really tired i'm just gonna sleep it's like thanks that that's a little that's on the little things that piss me off that goes in the other column yeah that's that's part two of the show well i like to like like just grind my teeth on it okay you're not helping now are you yeah you start doing that shit and then i just oh here we go here we go can't get away from that you know no i mean um yeah like the little things i mean again you know um yeah i try to like help pack up like when you go to your evening my evening gig my my evening job.

When I make lunch, I try to make extra so that you have something you can take with you. Because Donna doesn't do any cooking. Oh, here, because here's one. It's, like, on this list. Cook their favorite meal. I'm like, well, that's not going to happen. She allows me to cook her favorite meal. Serve them breakfast in bed. I don't even like eating breakfast in bed.

bar in your coffee that would make me happy well no i make you breakfast you do you do all the cooking you do all the cooking you know and i'm saying if you were to bring me breakfast in bed it's like here's a protein bar and a cup of coffee get up with the dogs out and when you're done if you know what's good for you. You can feed the dogs out, too, while they're out, would you? Oh, here's something I always thought was kind of cool. Leave them little notes around the house. This is from our website. I don't even know what website it was. But, yeah, this wall needs painting. No.

You know know you spilled something on the floor over here you know you forgot to put this tool away and you know those little notes there's there's little love no no no the ones that i i was thinking the pet name for me is hey asshole that's not even true uh our drinking cups i haven't done it in a while but started off when you had a coffee mug and you wrote something real smart ass on it. Like, you know, something about, oh, God, what was it? Like you were like the ruler or something or something, you know, king. Something ridiculous. Up in the bathroom. Yeah, up in the bathroom.

So I started putting like little labels on our drinking cups, you know little disposable cups little disposable cups right you know things like you know uh i'll get like you know just stupid master lord master and i would be like slave wench yeah wench was one and then i got like kind of cutie cutie with you know you know um uh fred and wil like, kind of cutesy with, you know, Fred and Wilma, those kind of things. Well, no, like, one of the things I tend to do, since it seems like right now it's all coming from you. Right. Well, actually, you're talking a lot about what I've done.

No, you do a lot. Yeah. I enjoy buying you little gifts now and then for no reason. Like, I bought you coffee mugs, a couple. Oh, yeah. And we had little, I'll call them romantic type things on them. Yeah, until you got to the end of it. That was the one. The one was romantic. Yeah, the other one's romantic. I like the other one better because it gets to the end and it's all this romantic stuff.

If I could wish one thing, I wish I would have met you earlier in life so we could spend more time together and i know i wasn't your first but i want to be your last everything your last you know your last lover your last this and then it said if i if i had another wife i i would go out and find you and punch this other wife in the face i was like wow that was i that's that was pretty erotic. Very erotic. Or neurotic, whichever. Well, whatever works. Yeah. But it's important, I think, in a relationship.

We've talked about everybody pulling their weight, you know, people, you know, and again, I'll attest to a lot of guys who sit there and bitch like, Oh, I don't get sex from my wife. And I sit there and do all I do. Um, and they're like, well, what are you doing? My wife gives you sex. You must be over there doing all the stuff that they don't do, like taking out the trash Thank you.

you must be over there doing all the stuff that they don't do like taking out the trash that's my point exactly a lot of these women they actually they work hard too if they have a regular job they come home and if you have kids they help them take care of the kids oh yeah i say all guys are fall short but we've talked about this before but you know women are doing laundry they're cooking the meals helping the kids with the homework getting the kids you know to bed and everything else and then all of a sudden the husband's you know gets done watching his sports or whatever and say hey baby how about tonight meantime she's like fuck you i just worked a second full-time job.

Exactly. It is another full-time job, too. Sure, sure it is, you know. And, you know, so men tend to overlook that. They forget. And that's the little things. Like, hey, I'm going to help the kids with the homework while you get dinner ready. That's a little thing that makes a difference. And if two people are pulling the weed. While you're helping the kids, I'll throw a load of laundry in. Or whatever. I'll keep helping the kids. You go do the laundry. However you can divide it up. Lighten the load. Share the load. Share the load. Then you will be sharing the load later on.

Make a conscious effort. If your wife tells you something you're doing or your husband tells you something you're doing or not doing, you've got to put a conscious effort out If your wife tells you something you're doing or your husband tells you something you're doing or not doing, you've got to put a conscious effort out. And it's hard. I mean, I know right now I'm working a lot of hours, like crazy amounts of hours and I may or may not get a day off this week. I don't know, depending on who shows up or doesn't show up for my second job. So it's bleeding.

Again, her second job, she helps take care of her 103-year-old great aunt. Amazing. Amazing. She's a hoot. Yeah, she is. She's a hoot. But that gets into, it kind of carries over automatically already into the bad things. Like I said, like not helping. Right. Not listening.

And again, this goes both ways yeah exactly oh come on it goes both ways it really does oh yeah because here it is i do things together as a team yep yep so you're absolutely right yeah um you know i mean i'll use a toilet thing as an example, you know, I mean, I got into that habit once I had two daughters, you know, and they were once they were part, once my oldest one was potty trained, yeah, she fell in and it's like, and then I caught shit for that. So from that point on, I just make it an effort that I always put the toilet seat down. Well, yeah. I mean, especially since you're a dog.

I don't even think I'll just do it. Thank you.

for that so from that point on i just make it an effort that i always put the toilet seat down well yeah i mean especially i don't even think i'll just do it just do it yeah i'm the one that forgets yes you are yes i i do i don't that's why i'm holding sex back from you okay i'm i'm sorry i will i will try to do better no you're not you don't want to have sex well here's here's one one from this list That actually we do quite a bit Laugh at your inside jokes We do laugh at each other's inside jokes We have so many inside jokes it's not even funny I mean people will be like what are you laughing at And it's like oh it's a long story A lot of them have a huge history Behind them and nonsense And we just had an instance the other day Where something we thought was funny From one of the podcasts The whole thing when Steven was here And Steven was doing the pussy raiding I don't get our banter.

I guess. They're a little older than us. And again, our sense of humor isn't everyone's sense of humor. I don't know. And it's probably good for them. But, again, since they're not avid, they don't listen to the show a lot, they probably would get it better if they listened to it. It's one of those kind of things, like, you had to be there. Yeah. You had to be there.

Alcohol helps alcohol helps oh yeah it was but um yeah it was um so you have to learn that you know everyone's a little different you just think you know the inside joke thing right like for us we have a lot of um movie quotes movie references yeah and there's a lot of things that i've said and done over the years that uh we call them Vince-isms. Yeah, Vince-isms, lots of Vince-isms. And if you have that kind of – it's almost like a secret language for us. And I think all couples should have that kind of like little secret language. If they say something, it would be like wink, wink, nod, nod.

You know what I'm talking about, that kind of a thing. And it kind of – those kind of little secret messages strengthens the bond between them because there's nobody else understands our humor but you and i yeah nobody you know the pillow stealing and you made the pillow stealing trap you know and nobody would get that if i we didn't you know nobody would get people would say probably like i still don't understand well it just was i will find out who is stealing my pillow and I will find them and I will prosecute them to the furthest extent of the law. I'm telling you.

When you become a wise ass before you go to bed, how your pillow disappears. That's all I can say. It disappears always right before your head hits it. It's amazing how that pillow feeds. It winds up on the floor somewhere? I don't know. I don't know where it goes. It just jumps off the bed. I think your pillow has a grievance with you. I think your pillow doesn't like the way you talk to me. That's exactly what it is. I think that's it. The pillow is committing suicide. It just jumps off the bed. Well, yeah. I understand that. Maybe it needs therapy. It doesn't realize it's not far enough.

Yeah, probably. Things that pillow has seen. that the truth it's like no no get that ass away from me no now whose head is this on me today so and again you know like we're talking about this stuff we're not like trying to give you romantic advice or anything else this all helps strengthen strengthen a relationship. So if you're someone who is already swinging, you can appreciate that. You probably already have some of the same things.

We have some things we printed out that we got off a site that talks about how swinger couples have a far less number of divorces than vanilla couples, you know, because they're more in common, more relaxed. You're not going to get like, oh, you looked at her, that's it, I'm upset. Well, not just that way. I just think swinger couples tend to be a little more romantic, a little more laid back, not so uptight. I think swinger couples have better communication skills. I think they have to have better communication skills. Sure, and that's my point.

That's my point, which is a crucial part of any relationship, whether it be a romantic relationship or a business relationship, you have to communicate. But so the, you know, you know, swingers, if you're thinking about getting in the lifestyle, it's important if you're, well, even if you're in, okay, if you're even a single male, okay, one of the problems, I just had to block two different single men today. Again? Yeah, I block them all the time now. That's true. Because they're, we've talked about this, and I'm sorry to repeat myself, but hopefully, you know.

It's just not getting through, Vince. They're just not listening to the podcast. Apparently not. They're just not listening. Again, I caution, or not caution, but I ask everyone to, you know, go grab two people you think might like the podcast and try to get them to listen to the podcast, you know. But the single guys, they're just like, hey, how you two doing? Want to hook up? It's like, fuck you. Who are you?

I don't know you know you oh that's not as rude as some i know i'm sorry it has been much ruder no no that's not the rudest no the rudest was like oh fuck your wife yeah it's like it's like yeah well one other day it was like hey i'm available today let's hook up it's like who the fuck are you you know because you're a single man. You just think, oh, I'm going to get fucked. Okay, yeah, you know what? You're getting fucked. Boom, there you go. I didn't reply to you. You're fucked. You're fucked. Okay? And, but, yeah, I mean, so have some courtesy.

You know, be polite to others with this when you're in the lifestyle, if you're a single male, even if you're a couple, you know, always, you know, like if I reached out to a couple that, you know, and very, very few do I do, maybe three a year, you know, I'll reach out and like, hey, I enjoy the pictures I see. You know, it's like, hey, I think your photographs are well done.

Or it's like hey i see you know um i've opened my galleries to you i'd love to see if you guys would like to get together go out and grab a dinner and drink some night or something social something nice you know not like hey man hot wife i think i'd like to bang the snot out of her you know i'm right there why didn't you reply to them the whole team yeah bring them in yeah well it was playoff season oh yeah you get take on the whole team they're worn out and they can't oh yeah yeah i can't do that you have to wait till after seasons i'm sorry i forget you know what i mean you know just yeah but um yeah no so the little things across the board, even during sex, the little things in sex, you know, make her come first or make sure she comes.

More importantly, make sure she comes. Don't just get yours and go, okay, I'm out. I'm out. Peace out, babe. It's not a rodeo. I wasted eight seconds. I'm gone. It's, you know. I still hate it when you make me come first because then I'm just wiped out. That's my story. I'm sticking to it. Don't make me come first because I'm useless afterwards.

I'm just a quivering lump of flesh.'m just taking the uh i'm taking the reference you're giving me so yeah don't i'm always like don't make me come first don't because you're like oh come on i want to eat you first i want to make you come and blah like no don't don't no if you do that i'm just i'm, I'm not going to, don't do that. Oh, well. Thank you for the reference. Oh, you're quite welcome. I'm going to have some. But no, again, across the board, I think that, you know, guys and women, you know, have to take each other in consideration.

Verify, or if you're not going to show up, tell someone, hey, change my mind. Something came up. I'm running late. Whatever. That's true. My wife caught me. Whatever it might be. That's true in any kind of relationship. Well, I'm just saying. But again, that's a small thing. It is a small thing. It's a real small thing. It goes a long way. Yeah. You know? Yeah. These are all great.

You know, if you're in the lifestyle, single or as a couple um and you're going to meet another couple something happens you can't meet i don't know yeah if you change your mind i've had people just ghost us and then reach out to us like three months later like hey how are you guys doing it's like you think we don't remember that yeah well usually i block them by that point blew us off yeah well if they blow us off or whatever or something but i block them so we can't ever hear from them okay because we did a couple of them did for some reason reach back out to us we're like you stood us up you ghosted us we even reached out to you yeah we've gone over the ghost yeah the whole ghosting thing is like not not cool at all not good at all but um so oh here's one i tell you all the time and you're you're you always give me don't put all 12 inches in that's exactly i tell you how lucky i am to have you i do tell you that quite a bit.

But you're giggling when you say that. I know. But I'm still telling you that. Well, hopefully you feel your partner is. That you're lucky to have them. That you're lucky to have them. Yeah, it's a little thing. It's little gestures. It's little gifts. It's little statements. It's little, you know. Yeah. I mean, there's... Like in the winter, when you clean your car off, put the snow on their car. They'll love you for it. Oh, come on. They'll be, like, so happy. Say, thank you, honey. I want to make sure you got out to work with no problems. Because it's a good thing I...

If your car's all gas, siphon it out of her car there you go it just makes sense I just love that honey I took it from your car not from somebody else's it shows you you're special I just love you're special you can fuck the triple A guy I can't I've seen some of these triple A guys I'm not sure if you'd want to, but that's a whole other one. I don't want to fuck any AAA guy. I don't want to fuck any guy. Here's one. You keep saying here's one. There's a whole lot here, actually. See, I listen to you. What did you say? Exactly. That is on here. Listening should be. It's very important.

Go ahead. Celebrate their accomplishments. Yeah, honey, you took that whole big dick in your ass. I saw you jumping up and down. You were like, yay. Honey, you didn't go in your depends.

You actually got up and went in the middle of the night you didn't went your depends good job good job i get a little sticker on the you know calendar pat on the ass oh my god you're not getting up to eat all your oatmeal okay this is one you're not doing okay you're not speaking to them respectfully you don't speak to me respectfully that's not very nice go fuck yourself i knew you were gonna go there i knew it well here's one you do uh quite a bit this isn't about everything i do no no just some nice things um this just happens to be one that you do um especially with my second job call them once in a while just to hear hear the voice.

And you'll call me like when I'm at... I'm just verifying where you are. Is that what you're trying to do? Are you really at your aunt's taking care of her? So how's your aunt doing? What time do you think you're coming? What television station is on? No, what time do you think you're coming home? Just to see if you have time to sneak somebody in. I thought you maybe were trying to track me. There's no chance you would leave early, is there? You're stuck there until, what, 9? Yeah. Put you home at 9.30-ish. Oh, I can get her out by then.

If you see a car in the driveway, it's just someone turning around. Right, right. Of course it is. Oh, my goodness gracious, yes.

if you see a car in the driveway besides my truck it is just turning around not necessarily generally i mean oh here's one thank them for the big and small things they do for you okay well that's like everything though I mean yeah if your partner does something nice you should thank them you should i and you know when you do like make my breakfast and stuff and i thank you and even you even did this morning i'm like thank you honey thank you for making breakfast you're like i didn't do anything it's like yes you did i just think no see i don't think you know i again i acknowledge and i appreciate you welcome okay see no yes you're right okay and that's on it's recorded i'll have to edit that i'll have to edit that out here's another one apologize when you're wrong Is it on there?

Yes. Well, I do. You do. You know I do. I follow my sword all the time. Oh, yeah, I do too. Luckily, I don't mess up much in the last three seconds. Anyway. Shut up. But no, there's just some things we do. Not that like, you know, you do the laundry as an example, okay? It just – And I appreciate that, but I just – You just expect me to do it because I'm a slave. No, it's just – well, we have jobs to do. Yeah. We do them, and if we're doing them, you know, not that I – I say thank you once in a while. Right. I mean, you know, for it, but it's not – you know, I'm not making you breakfast alone.

I'm making our breakfast. Right, exactly. So it's like, okay, I'm not going to just make mine I'm making our breakfast. Right, exactly. So it's like, okay, I'm not going to just make mine and dick you over. And throw me one of those protein bars. See, the thing is you should look at it this way. If I'm making our breakfast together or having the same thing, I can't spit in the eggs. That's a good point. That's a really good point. Now, if you're having bacon and I'm not, game's on. I have bacon. Who knows what's going to happen? It'll be a good point. That's a really good point.

Now, if you're having bacon and I'm not, game's on. I have bacon. Game's on. Who knows what's going to happen? I don't remember bacon being slimy. It's a shame you have that cold, honey. Oh, I just masked you. Anyway, no. Damn. And again, I do appreciate when you say that, but when I say I didn't do anything, it wasn't like I went out of my way or was doing anything special for you.

It was just like, I'm doing this because one, we have tasks, you know, um, if my list is longer, um, but, um, that's my honeydew list, but, um, no, it's, there's things you need to do as a couple that way, you know, it's not all on one person. Yeah. And we've said that before that, yeah, it can't be all on one person. And there's certain tasks, I'm sure, that as a couple, you tend to enjoy, I'll say enjoy more, enjoy more than others. Sure. You know, I mean, there's things like.

Well, there's just things you do because you're an adult hopefully yeah you know you just do them because it's like okay don't have to like it does have to do it and my oldest daughter she's oh yeah she's now come to the conclusion you know when she's like you know when she used to live with us and she was very out of control you know it's like oh my god you know why do you guys clean all the time why do you do this you're an adult you do that you don't think about it you just do it right you know we don't just throw dishes in the sink we do the dishes you know you know now my daughter has gone from completely out of control to a control freak where she cleans her house incessantly and dishes and she's you know she's yeah i'm Yeah, I'm about ready to invite her to live back, come back home.

Yeah, I want her to move in, yeah. Or her husband carried her goddamn firewood up. Can't let him do the electric in the house. Well... That's another story. But, yeah, no, it's...

And again, not that I don't appreciate when you tell me thank you, but's just like oh okay but i didn't like you just can't take a compliment is that i can i can i just don't feel it was needed i'd rather you save it for i do something special that was special breakfast breakfast is very special it's the special meal today too uh you know and also made it so there's enough you have for your dinner so the chicken was very good thank you so but you're welcome oh I got a no welcome out of it I know how do you like that I'll tell you oh here's something that it's on the list it's actually the first one on the list.

And we see this with swinger couples. Say, I love you often. We do it all the time. Yeah. No, you don't say it to other swinger couples. Well, you know, it depends on how. You can say, I love when you do this to me. Yeah. No, I meant like swinger couples when they're together. Like even, you know.

Well, I think we talked about the one time we were at that hotel party and um they are much more cuddly they had the pool was open the inside pool was open and and you could tell who the swinger couples were there and who the ones who weren't because all three couples were hanging on each other and kissing and very romantic right and the other couples is you know the wife's chasing when the kids are in the pool the husband's at one end like the deep end so the kids don't bother him and right there's a definitely a separation there yeah so there is a little there is more we you know i honestly believe that swinger couples are more in love than generally than most vanilla couples?

Um... couples are more in love than generally than most vanilla couples? Are they more in love? I guess you could say it that way. Okay, how about this? Safer statement, maybe. Have a stronger relationship. I'll give you that. Maybe more romantic? Because they're always thinking about...

Romantic love about romantic love you gotta be in love to be romantic for the most part I don't know I think when you're with somebody for a long time let's say 20 years not yet not yet hun we got a little ways to go couple weeks yeah it's true yeah to still be romantic you have to be in love after that long Thank you. Yeah, a little ways to go. A couple weeks. Yeah, it's true. Yeah, to still be romantic, you have to be in love. After that long. Yeah, I guess you do. I think so. Yeah.

When it's new, you're always like, oh, I'll get her flowers, I'll do this, I'll do that, because, you know, it's still new, and, you know, but when you're the same old person all the time, thank God they're swinging. You take a break from each other. Would you want to eat vanilla ice cream all the time. Thank God they're swinging. You take a break from each other for a while. Do you want to eat vanilla ice cream all the time? Just have vanilla ice cream? No. No. I mean, once in a while you went nuts on it. Sometimes I like chocolate. There you go. Rocky Road. Rocky Road.

Yeah, your mint chocolate chip or whatever, you know, mix it up. Just chocolate. You know, sometimes you go for the banana split, you know. The banana split. Take one strawberry, one chocolate, one vanilla. And a big, long banana. A little threesome going on there. Not sure what a fucking strawberry guy looks like. I don't know.

But the chocolate and vanilla guy are kind of fun can you put the vanilla scoop in the middle and like put the black put the chocolate on one side and put another chocolate on the other side do you have any like really ripe bananas that are long and dark like can you coat it in hot fudge and then like Thank you.

long and dark and you coat it in hot fudge and then like take that whipped cream can stick it in the back of that vanilla cream thing and fill it up fill that vanilla scoop up fill it up it's truly a cream pie I want to see it oozing out Put one in the front and one in the back With the two chocolate scoops there It's like DP You can think anything that's as wholesome as a Banana split Thank you. You can think anything that's as wholesome as a banana split and make it sexual. I don't know if banana splits are actually, you know, wholesome, but. Well, not to diabetics. No, they're not.

It's poison across the board. That's true. If I could eat that while I sit in my grave. I'll eat that as they push me into the fucking incinerator. They take scoops of dirt and putting it on you. I'll eat the banana split while they're cutting my other leg off. God, that's terrible. I still have my legs. I'm missing two toes. But anyway, take those two toes off. I, that's terrible. I still have my legs that are missing two toes. But anyway, take those two toes off. I'm having bananas foot later. Let's just get cut to the chase. I know how to take them off anyway.

Tomorrow morning I think I'm having pancakes, so I take two toes from the other foot. If you take three, I'm going to have extra syrup. I'll have chocolate chip banana pancakes. Said no diabetic ever. No, they don't say it. They just eat the shit and then go, oh, I don't know what. Anyway, different show. That's a whole different show. But, yeah. I don't know how we lost track. Again, I just don't know how we did that. I'm never on track. Here's one thing. Another one thing. This is more than one thing. This is like five things now. There's a lot more than that.

Another item on the list here is I'm guilty of not doing this. Remember the things they've told you. Well, everybody has that. I know. I told you this. I'm like, I don't remember. You tell me all the time. And I'm like, I don't know. Okay, I'm guilty of it too. I mean, I guess we're all guilty. As much as I want to come down on you for it. Oh, and you do. Constantly. Here I am, loving and kind. I do everything right. Shut up. You're an ass. See? That's loving and kind? Some of these, we do this. Spend some time cuddling every night. No, we don't.

No, we lay in bed and just talk about the day and just, you hold hands and stuff because you can't lay on your side you can't lay on your back you know i have to lay on my side i can't okay that's what it is i can't sleep on my back yeah i can only lay on my back for so long for back spasms yeah it's getting older things it's just if your dick isn't hard right now man this this podcast isn't working for you you know because this is i gotta quit because it ain't working for me this is erotic shit right here back spasms and oh my god you know again it's you know the show is about swinging relationships right uh and uh you know being erotic but today's not the show.

No, but it is important to have all these things, you know. Like, you know, if you can take time to cuddle, if it works out. If you want to add to the show or you have topics you want to talk about, want us to talk about or whatever, you can email us at hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. We've gotten a lot of emails from different people. Like Wayne has reached out again. Like I said, he one corrected the thing, and then he also reached out with a town that he grew up near. Oh. Do you remember the town's name? I can tell you what it is. Oh, okay. I have his email right here.

He says, I grew up next to a town called Cuckville. The town was so small that I had a welcome and thank you for coming to on the same poll. Oh, my. Cuckville. Yeah. Is it spelled like cuck as in cuckold? K-U-C-K-V-I-L-L-E. Yeah. Oh, no, it's spelled different. I don't know what state it's in. I'm not asking. Oh, that's interesting, though. We don't want people hunting Wayne down. Well, he doesn't say he lives there now. I don't know where Wayne lives. I haven't asked him. I just know Wayne's a hardworking man.

He talked about his addiction to work oh that's right he hasn't had a vacation in about 20 something years like 28 years that's crazy i thought we're close to that we had one yeah we had one vacation but that was only we wouldn't even have had that if the company you worked for it hadn't paid for you since you were there 10 years yeah i got a milestone trip milestone trip, which was very cool. I like how you always add the milestone thing. I was there 10 years. You make it sound like everyone has a milestone trip. It's a milestone.

You're there 10 years, and they gave you money to go on a trip wherever you wanted to go. Yeah. So that was cool. You couldn't take the money. You had to go on a trip. Yeah. They paid for it. They didn't give you the money. They paid for some of it.

They paid you gave like they paid your airfare yeah but yeah it was cool it was very cool that's the only way we got to ireland that's for sure should have saved money it's going one way geez but anyway was it what was the one more thing you were saying though i forget now because you have a list in front of you yeah but i lost my place thank you very much no there was um there's another thing we don't do is we don't snuggle up when we watch tv together you're in your recliner i've tried that with you and you didn't want to do it you're i got more comfortable over here yeah i don't i don't like that i don't just i thought they would have put my feet up if i'm on the couch i can't put my feet up you first put your head in my lap but i can't see the television We're watching a movie Obviously it's not about me at all It's all about you, I get it You're catching on Well logistically too With us it's also a little tough Because you are 4 foot 11 And I am 6 foot There's a lot of things that logistically Don't weigh out the way you'd hope I don 6 foot.

There's a lot of things that logistically just don't. There's a lot of things logistically. Don't weigh out the way you'd hope. Like I said, if we tried a 69, she's either kissing my belly button while I eat her pussy or I'm like kissing the back of her knee while she's sucking my dick. I love when you lick the back of my knee. Yeah, it makes fun of us. That's become one of those erogenous zones. Okay, sure. Out of necessity, it's like, well. Some people might be, you know. You know what? If somebody were to lick the back of my leg, back of my knee, I'm just rubbing.

It's very sensitive, you know. Yeah, I don't doubt it. Yeah, there's a lot of erogenous zones that are kind of like weird and, you know. So, yeah, you can lick the back of my knee. I don't care. I'm good with that. So we'll bring this party to an end. What? But, again, if you want to find out what Donna's doing and see some of her stuff, go to? HotWifeDonnaLynn.com. And I'm always putting up new stills and videos like every other day.

Like I said, email us at HotWifePodcasts at gmail.com and check out spunkloob spunkloob.com discount code hotwife all one word again well thank you everyone for listening no it wasn't one of the most erotic shows or any erotic but you know again we're kind of going through some stuff right now here. Personally, so some of the spark is kind of not there right now. Not sparked, that's for sure. But we'll be getting back to that very shortly because I think we both miss it. So just getting geared up to do it.

So, and we're also probably in the next week to two weeks going to start videotaping the podcast and put it on our Patreon. Like the way I'm dressed tonight? Now, the shows, in all honesty, aren't going to be if Donna does someone or something erotic, we can't have it on there. Right. So you're just going to see basically Donna. I'm not sure if I'm going to put a camera on myself. Probably not. Well, I don't have the software to do dual. So, but you'll hear me. There's a man. There's a girl. But so, you know, you get a little visual. You have a sexy voice, dear. Oh, yeah.

I guess, compared to what? Oscar the Grouch? Aw, I think he's cute. Yeah. But anyway, so I want to thank you all for listening. Okay, everybody, have a great night. Transcription by ESO. Translation by —