Isn't Premature a Compliment?

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Hi, this is Donnalyn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. Hi everybody, this is Donnalyn. Welcome to the show, and I'm here with my wonderful husband, Vince, once again. I don't know.

hi everybody this is donna lynn welcome to the show and i'm here with my wonderful husband vince once again oh yeah say hi vince hi vince just wonderful he's always this way so cheerful yeah because off air it's like yo bastard yeah i know that's the truth i'm such a bitch so okay you you actually made a funny off air so you thought it was funny yeah tonight's show we're going to talk about premature ejaculation you go well that's a short show i didn't mean it like that though i don't think it's going to be as a short of a topic as you think really i what can you say about it really well we're not just going to define it like yeah it's when a guy comes real quick that's pretty much what else we don't need we're not the fucking webster dictionary here okay we're gonna actually expand upon it talk about it you know is it something you have cardinal knowledge of dear yeah i've shot a couple guys with you that have that issue i thought it was with you personally you'd have to touch me to have that oh like i don't touch you don't touch you enough smack me upside the back of the head it's not touching me oh shit i thought that was a four point yeah in some people's household it might be but anyway not ours so as a woman yes how do you take what are your thoughts on when a guy has that issue well some people get upset with it and i can see that because it doesn't give the woman a chance to have an orgasm but i kind of take it as a compliment because that means they're so turned on that you made them come faster than you know than they thought was possible so i take it as a compliment kind of yeah but in all fairness there has been plenty of guys who take a while to come right and they still don't give you an orgasm well that's because sometimes it's not like they can't they just don't try oh i don't know if it's that exactly i mean come on There's guys, I've seen it, they don't give you an orgasm.

Well, that's true. Because sometimes it's not like they can't, they just don't try. Oh, I don't know if it's that exact. I mean, come on, there's guys, I've seen it, they don't even try to go down on you or anything else. We don't invite them back, do we? Well, you have. You have. I mean, but yeah, I mean, it's something I think is, for guys, it's devastating. Yeah, I can see it being embarrassing or whatever. It's like, yeah, I mean, if you're all horned up. Right. You know, the gun is, you know, cocked and locked, you know. As it were. So to speak. Oh, yeah, I don't know.

but you know and you go off well it As it were. So to speak. I'm already out of your door. But, you know, and you go off. Well, if the woman makes them feel bad, there's definitely not a chance of recovery. No. I mean, what they could do is give the woman an orgasm first. But sometimes that adds to... The excitement? Yeah. Oh, okay.

you know now you know some guys we know that are i think are afraid of it you know before they show up here that they're like oh yeah you know i tossed it a couple times at home it's like oh my god so it's like two hours later well not always but it takes a long time after that you enjoy the big cum load big cum load. I do, I do. And you don't get that, it's kind of like, eh. If they've tossed it once or twice, it's like, okay, well, I'm getting the remnants. Yeah, barely anything. It's like, hmm, you didn't save it for me? Well, but again, so as a man.

And you would know that if i would yeah i would hope um wow you're tough today but um i'm tough every day come on oh no shit um but anyway so the so if you're um you know if a guy a guy's with you and he pops right away what do you do to comfort him i clean him up and i'm like well rest up there's always round two well yeah yeah i don't i don't i take it as a compliment now it's the guys you meet and you start to play with and find out they're assholes. You pray they're premature ejaculators. That's few and far between. Yeah.

Yeah, we tend to interview them and spend a little bit of time with them before. Vince is a pretty good gatekeeper. Every now and then the asshole gets... One will slip through. Yeah, slip through. We bounce them pretty quick. But yeah, I mean, and, you know, like we had...

i think cock rings are supposed to be something wow um cock rings are supposed to be something to help you prolong yes and we found out last night that's not always the case it went faster than usual actually i think he was just hadn't been seeing his uh fist in a while no no his um uh his playmate has a typical usual playmate okay he hadn't seen her in a while because she started working a full-time job and and everything in life happened so i don't think he's been seeing her so it went even quicker than usual yeah it was yeah and he's always like you know i went to answer one text and it was over I was like, oh, okay.

So, and I had to answer one text and it was over. I was like, oh, okay. And I just answered the text with yes. What the hell I missed? No, I mean, I'm not smashing the guy or anything. No, he was really excited. There's been times when I'm playing around that are faster than others. Oh, yeah. They're not with me, though.

Well well that's why i'm excited yeah exactly you're tough so you know i'm not holding my nose oh i mean hold your nose thank you i feel so special that's foreplay come on now oh you know we're into oral sex you walk by each other in hallway and go fuck you um but uh no seriously i mean it's something that i i know a lot of women are really tough right i mean like i don't know if we talked about on air but like my first and you and i have talked about it my first when i lost my virginity right it was an older married woman. Right. And, you know, obviously it was my first fucking time. Right.

And, you know, I popped right away and everything else. Of course you're going to. Let me adjust my microphone here, sorry. What are you doing? Adjusting my microphone, so. A lot of noise over there. Yeah, I'm stroking it too. Thinking about somebody else. Good for you, honey, good for you. But no, and that was devastating. I mean, it was my first time, and all she did was make fun of me because, you know, it was a five-pump chump. Yeah, well, it's your first time. Oh, hell yeah, you know. That's just wrong, I would have punched her in her face.

Well, and the thing is, I wasn't wearing a condom either. Yeah, so. It's like, yeah, I mean, you know. I would have punched her in her face. Well, and the thing is, I wasn't wearing a condom either. Yeah, so. It's like, yeah, I mean, you know. I would have punched her in her face. No. That was not part of the foreplay. Oh, that's supposed to be, okay. That's what you told me. No, honestly, the woman punches the guy in the face. He said, I don't remember you doing this with any of the guys I shot you with. Well, they're not into that foreplay, but you are.

You don't know it, but you're into know it but you're into it yeah that was that's wrong that's just rude and we already talked about my experience of popping the one guy's cherry i know we talked about that one and that was really nice i was very loving it was very you know uh he was i was 17 maybe 18 i think i was 17 he was 15 and i was and how to do it. And, you know, I was very patient. But you don't give me any hints. Wow. Well, I would think you would know by now, but maybe I'm wrong. I'm already 56. I have to wear any socks. I had a pop-up book. Oh, you saw that next to the bed?

It's a pop-up. Dwayne and his penis pops up. I had a coloring book, too. And then you yelled at me for going outside the lines. What mommy and daddy do in the bedroom. Mine is what daddy does with the neighbor. It's a whole different coloring book. I skipped the one with mommy. It was boring. Yeah, okay.

It's true the neighbor was far hotter there you go but yeah no i think um i mean because the fairness doesn't play if a woman comes right away oh yeah yeah you know it's just that's great that that inflates the guy's ego it's like yeah fuck yeah bitch yeah yeah make you come you're welcome yeah you know i mean but but in return you can't get that you know that in general right you know yeah but uh i mean you even had that i think we talked about it we had that one guy that told you he was gonna be the best love you had when you were dancing yeah in length but yes and just you didn't even touch him he was fully dressed he just Thank you.

We talked about it. We had that one guy that told you he was going to be the best love you had when you were dancing. Yes, we talked about that. Yeah, in length. But you didn't even touch him. He was fully dressed. You just rubbed your ass on his fucking crotch and he pfft in his pants. And that's one I really got to question. I gave him a couch dance and he came in his pants. And, you know, couch dance was four minutes. He came like in two. Well, I mean, and I know there's varying degrees of premature, I guess I'll say. I don't know.

Like, the one girl I used to date after I left her, she was telling me, I talked to her, like, a year later. Right. And she was telling me the guy she wound up marrying, he couldn't even unroll the condom without coming.

Yes, you did tell me about that she didn't even touch him he's just putting the condom on getting ready and he would fill the condom up and then that was over so he managed to have like two or three kids so he must have worked through it to some degree i think you have to just get over that by repetition so you're Well, I'm pretty sure he was almost a virgin when he met her and that could be you know she was a beautiful woman and everything else a nice body so he was right above his pay grade at the time yeah yeah you know this is the one that looked like kirstie alley in her heyday on cheers yeah that's the one yeah i thought so yeah so she's a pretty woman yeah yeah pretty sexy yeah and uh you know and i don't think he had i guess i don't think he had been with too many women if at all he might have been a virgin which and that's i'm not bashing that because i just talked about my losing my virginity kind of thing but yeah um you know but But,'s it's an interesting how it's fine for a woman to come right away but not well see a woman can can have multiple orgasms a guy has a length of recovery if in general there are some guys that are blessed with that oh yeah staying right there baby right there some some can it's i'd say that it might be in the 10 percentile I don't know some can some can't but so it pretty much stops my recovery time is pretty quick it's like two three days it's like two three months wow now that's your availability you're like not tonight not tonight, honey.

I'm really tired. I just fucked five guys. Not tonight. You give me a headache. What? I'm trying to drink my water. Swallow, bitch. Swallow. But anyway. Oh, my. Yeah, you have made me spit water out of my mouth. Or whatever had in my mouth at the time yeah just don't spit it towards me when you do that okay yeah we have equipment i'm not i'm just talking about in general i don't i don't care what it is honey did you get that scene yeah it was a great facial i was like you bitch i would not i would not do that unless the camera's turned off. Maybe that was really good if the camera's turned on.

Somebody might love that. Hot wife spits hot cum on husband's face. Somebody would love that. That would never make it up because I would have... You would mysteriously have disappeared.

There's a hole in the backyard the video was erased and I would never do that I know, you can't spit real well and you love to swallow yeah I do, it's fun you know, I'll take your word for it I like to make a mess all over my face and I like you to take a nice long shower and gargle afterwards that's fine i'm good with that yeah some people like it some people don't um you know some people are like yeah i don't care it's mine i mean we can transition to that topic i mean you know do you like your own brand yeah you know there's we've i've seen numerous guys that like give you a facial and then they start kissing you and stuff and meantime i'm behind the camera going you know but no it's fine i mean it doesn't bother me it's you know it doesn't bother me yeah no i like my own juices off a guy's cock that's different how difference?

Mine... Exactly. They're sweet. Sometimes they are. Sometimes it depends on what I... Oh, I ate mangoes the other day. I didn't see any difference in my... how I tasted, so... You told me the mango you ate was kind of bitter anyway. That was the first one. The second one was sweeter. There's one more mango. Maybe I need to eat more mangoes. I don't want to transition to this. This is a topic for another show. Sure. No, we're talking about, you know, like there was a guy who used to work with me up at that one studio, had the mustache and curly hair. Right, yes. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

And he used to sit there and say all the time, like, how can you not? You know, it's you. It's like, well, my shit's mine too, but I'm not eating that, you know. Although I do ATM, ask the mail. Yeah, but you've cleaned that bad boy out. Usually. Sometimes they caught me off guard and it's like, oh. I've been lucky. No Hershey Kisses on that one. No, corn? I don't remember no corn.

But i mean hey people are into it i'm not saying that uh it's wrong i'm just saying it's not something i can do it's mine i don't care well yeah i like yours too i don't want mine but yeah i don't see i don't i don't want anybody's you know like the whole cuck holding thing like one of the aspects of cuck holding is you know the wife fucks another guy and sometimes the husband helps suck the guy's dick or helps clean the pussy of the wife after you know the guy's cream pie and stuff the most i do to help you clean up your pussy is hand you the wet wipes that's true that's and i throw them to you i don't get close enough I don't know.

I don that's and i throw them to you i don't get close enough that's true yeah why would i lie exactly why would you lie you know it's like hey yeah you had fun good boob i'll high five you after you wash your hands i'll kiss you after you wash your face let me go get the power washer we'll get your cleaned right up let's go to the car wash but you sit in the back of the pickup nice it is like the the bubble car wash we have to stand outside they have the big sprayers not the drive-through have the nice little buffs. You'd be riding those brushes if you could.

They look like me, but I don't think they would be as pleasurable as you might think they would be. You'd rip your clit right off. Probably. I don't have a file complaint, sir, I need my pussy lips back. Your washing machine ripped my clits off. Your car wash.

Yeah, well, it's not the same same thing but yeah you don't do that's just ridiculous don't do that i mean that was a topic we were going to talk about on another show we can venture into it now it was how apparently different things you eat can make especially for men can make your change your combo yes well you always hear the typical uh pineapples mango We'll see you next time.

can make especially for men can make your change your combo yes well you always hear the typical pineapples mangoes i dispute pineapple yeah because pineapple is very acidic if i eat too many my mouth breaks oh sure everybody does yeah oh yeah but i'm saying i think it's the sweeter type fruits that aren't high in acidic content like a pineapple is very acidic very acidic you know where papaya mango isn't i don't think i've ever had a papaya have you yeah yeah they're not not one of my favorites so i'm just mango okay i like mango um you know um you know another fruit maybe banana no pun intended there but with banana come out in that, you know?

I don't know. I've eaten a lot of bananas. And what's the time frame from when you eat it to when you ejaculate that that flavor is there? It would have to be within 24 hours. I would think it... Even less?

I would have to say within four to five four to five that's that's about right you know i mean this might be this might be an experiment for a show i think so i think i have to eat a mango oh yeah somebody else is gonna have to eat no i want to get my pussy eaten so i'm gonna eat a mango we'll get two mangoes one for him and one for me okay both in comparison yeah but you have to do one first where you do with nothing right yeah you have to have this is gonna be it all So I'll see you next time. Two mangoes, one for him and one for me. Okay, both in comparison.

But you have to do one first where you do with nothing. Right. You have to have... This is going to be an all-day experiment, isn't it? How long of recovery time can we... Well, for you. Four to five hours, right? Not for you, but no.

I mean, like one guy he used to play with he swore that he if he ate a lot of celery increased his sperm count i think it's just if you drink a lot of water yeah he said his loads were bigger not his sperm count per se but the load was bigger so yeah okay whatever but there's actually some pills i've seen advertised on the internet that they claim are going to really increase your sperm load. I wonder what they're making. Your cum load, sorry, cum load. Yeah, because there's a lot of stuff besides sperm. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of other stuff in there. Wow. Seminal fluid. Who?

Leave the Indians out of this. You know.

The Native Americans have nothing to do with this don't blame okay i'm not not at all i haven't even been to florida in a long time i don't know where you're going on this team well seminal indians yeah i know stay with me stay with me i'm with you i'm just ignoring your tits and be quiet bounce them a little bit so shake them a little bit hey they're mine i can do whatever i want with them as much as i want as fast as i want okay but yet i do that with my dick and it's wrong somehow now you can do whatever you want to do with it i just can't do it in in the mall.

No, you shouldn't do it in the mall. It's mine. I didn't shoplift it. I came with it. There you go. Why? People are watching. That's not my fault. I didn't tell them to look. You're just like swinging your dick around. Swing. I barely pokes. I'm not going to go there. My zipper falls falls down they still can't see that's not right well that's what it is um i don't i don't agree with that so oh good dogs are barking um now it's a show but um absolutely yeah so i mean i mean what other i mean like. I'm going to guess they might be too acidic. I'm thinking too, yeah.

Apples, I don't think have enough flavor. I don't think they have enough flavor. Grapes would make it sweet. Maybe. Yeah, that might be something to try, you know. Someone to find some poor bastard who said, we need you to come over. Eat a lot of grapes.

One night, a week and you know four hours before you come over on this night eat this and this night you ate this and this night so this is like a scientific study you think I'm sure you would be you know just horrible you wouldn't want to do it oh yeah I'll document it you know put on a video night one when you have to have night one you have to have your baseline yeah exactly what's your cum tastes like normally come and then we'll document it this is don't eat anything four hours before you come over here just have water okay and you're gonna have to measure taste and quantity right okay uh so should he come into like uh like a little beat no you could just spit it out your mouth like like I'm coming in your mouth.

Or you could just tell us, well, that was a pretty good mouthful. That's not scientific. It's got to be how many milliliters is there?

I'm thinking if there's any women that listen, that maybe they'd want to actually be more interested in like, well, I don't really like the taste of cum, but if I them eat like you know half a pound of blueberries half a pound that's not very much you can think about it i could eat a whole pound myself but then i turn into that chick from woolly walker was it veruca salt that i think so yeah was that the one that turned into the blueberry i don't know i think so yes because she wanted no it was a violet violet's turning violet yeah yeah that's it yes yeah i think the salt was the one that was the goose egg the bad goose egg yeah yeah i want the goose sorry guys we're off on another tangent here but um yeah so no that'd be interesting like okay what you know and then like vegetables i just don't see no like the celery thing i don't i just think it was the water from it yeah i don't think it's i would think i mean i don't like the taste of celery so i like celery but i don't think it's gonna help with that no i don't think it'd be interesting i don't think vegetables would add to the flavor of a bodily fluid in a favorable way.

Would you want to taste somebody's broccoli? Twat? No. I like broccoli. I like broccoli a lot. A broccoli twat would taste like an old fart. Yeah. It's like she's been farting in her underwear. Oh, gross. No. Here's one. I want ice cream. What do you think ice cream would do to it? I don't... Hmm. Would dairy make it sour? It might. No. Because a lot of times for... If you have problems like intestinal problems, I want you to eat yogurt. So any kind of dairy, especially yogurt because of the... I think we throw ice cream into the match. No, not ice cream. Maybe yogurt because of the...

I think we throw ice cream into the match. No, not ice cream. We beat yogurt because of the probiotics in it. So you're going to swallow this cum and hope it helps you shit? Something like that. Sure, why not? If you're going there, that might help. I don't know. I think by the time it goes through your digestive system, oh, it's going to kill your antibiotics. The probiotics. That's what i said antibiotics i have my antibiotics i am anti-biotics okay of course you have your stance i have my stance okay, okay? He means anti. Turn up 20-24. Turn up 20-24 because you're antibiotics. That's it.

I'm all vegetables all the time. Yeah, and we're wasting one. All right, yeah, okay. So do you think ice cream is something that would be fun to try? No, it's fun to try. I like ice cream, but I don't think it's going to affect the flavor of my bodily fluids in any way. Okay. I don't think so. I don't know. I don't either. I wouldn't think that eating mango would make my cum taste different either. Fucking a mango, maybe.

Maybe so what i'm saying is up my snatch might well yeah that would help you know that would find those big giant seeds in our mangoes yeah oh got away um they're always slippery puts the whole mango in gets just the seed out. That's a talented pussy. I guess it is. Hell, the ping pong balls. Shoot me a mango seed, bitch. The mango comes out all sliced. Sliced, yeah. And the skin's off of it. Really impressed me. Stuff a can of fucking mixed fruit up there comes out opened. What the fuck?

a bunch of different fruits up there it comes out all mixed and chopped up comes out a fruit salad comes out a fucking fruit tray wait i don't remember garnish being part of what i put in there oops i threw that in for free but anyway it reminds me this is just a little bit off topic i was doing a a girl girl show with uh another girl of course and really yeah well hang on let me this is revelations here hold on you had another girl in a girl girl show how the fuck did you pull that off it was it was difficult who would ever think to have a second girl on a girl in a girl girl show what is going is like they um they had ice cubes there but they're the not the square ice cubes like a moon shape ones yeah the ones that look like moon shape ones yeah well don't do moon but yeah okay like a moon shape because the square ones don't fit so well i'm just saying who brought that block of dry ice fuck no but these but these moon shaped one or slice ones would fit up my pussy pretty easily so i made myself into a ice dispenser I stuffed like eight ice cubes up my pussy.

Then I could tink. And they came out more cold. Came out as an ice sculpture. They went up moon-shaped, came out cubes. Came out cubes. For my next trick. You don't want to stick your dick in there, guys. I'm not sticking my dick in that. I don't know what's going to happen. That's good. I wasn't planning on you sticking your dick in there. So we're both the winners. Wow, boy, am I a disappointment. I came all this way to have a big, fat, ugly dude put his dick in me. If I wanted that, I'd stay home with my husband. Never mind. I did not say that. You didn't argue it either. Well, no, but...

Funny how that works. But when you're talking about sticking things up your pussy, I thought about that, and I was like, oh, my God, I forgot about that some years ago. No, just, yeah, that whole, you know, when you used to put the bananas and whipped cream in your pussy during the bachelor shows, you know, and some of these guys would just get, you know. Oh, I got my pussy lip nipped one time. I guess he thought he was a fucking dog or something. I was like, maybe he sucks a little too much dick. Because he swathed a whole banana all the way down right to my clit. And he nipped me.

With his teeth, yeah. With his teeth. Yeah, I bled. I was like, ow, motherfucker, you bit me. How the fuck do you do that? Yeah, I remember that. Yeah. I was there. I had to put him aside and go, don't do that again. Don't do that. I don't want to have to kill you. I don't think he meant to. I'm just going to break your one leg. I'm not going to kill you. I don't think you meant to do that, but I was like, oh, my God. You drew blood. That's the funny part. Not funny, haha, but funny, strange. The interesting part was everybody offered to kiss it, make it better. Yeah, that was so nice, though.

They lined up. I don't know what the hell that was about. Oh, kiss it, make it better. Oh, you guys are so nice. Wait, wait. No French kissing. No French kissing. And all that whipped cream and stuff. Okay, you can French kiss. Okay. Oh, that was such a mess. Oh, my God. Such a mess. But, all right. Well, we covered a topic of, it was a little longer than what you anticipated. Well, we also went into fruit and how that tastes. Sure, fruit's top. The fruit makes the cum taste better. It could. I don't know. I've never noticed. And I'm going to give people something to think about. Okay.

We talked about right now all this stuff going on, I'm going to be nice, with this they, them, people who identify something other than male or female.

So I want to start a movement to change a bunch of songs okay you know anything with the word lady or woman in it like not fire woman it's now fire they them you know ready ladies they them in red what was the song we came up with for this pretty they them yeah pretty they them no we came up with the one song that would have been great to play while we're talking about premature ejaculation the genesis song i think i wrote it down hold on yeah but but yeah any song with uh you know woman or lady or something like that in it uh can't hurry love you just have to wait yeah that's that's like i gotta i gotta put in my notes because i'll forget can't hurry love that that song was we're talking at breakfast this morning about uh about the topic also that song came on and you can't hurry love you just have to wait it's like wow that's a sign okay just have to wait.

It's like, wow, that's a sign. Okay. Just have to wait. Yeah, real quick. Check out hotwifedonnalyn.com, all one word. You'll find all the links that aren't with this podcast, but where you can see what she's posting and everything else. Yeah, many vids and some other ones. And there's, you know, ways you can, if you wanted to send a tip to her, to us, you know, for the show or for what she does. You know, oh, I also want to talk to you. I'm just waiting to the camera. Oh, that's okay. I thought someone was at the door. Not yet. We got a great letter from a fan. Oh, yeah, we did. We have to.

From Steven. Yes. I'm not going to give out his last name. He's somewhere on the West Coast. We're on the East Coast. He sent this really super long email. He said it twice. Yeah, the second one, because he reached out and said, hey, thank you, and he wrote another one. It was super long. Yeah, we're going to try to have him on next week's show. Oh, that'd be great. That'd be fun. For some reason, we haven't snowed. He actually thinks we have a good time. Oh. Stevie, you have no idea.

So if you're listening to the podcast, this is actually the first show we actually kind of quickly threw together a video. So this will be free. It's not very exciting, but I tell you. But she's wearing something sexy.

Can you stand up a little bit down there just show them your panties too let me pull this towards me hold on hold on don't do that yeah i'll just stand up push just push the futon back can i do that sure you got the muscles go for it there we go okay you can stand up and model what you got on there you go look oh see okay let me uh let me pan the camera I don't know, can you see? Going up, going down. All right. Oh, hello. All right. So.

let me pan the camera going up going down all right oh hello all right so that's our first uh podcast with uh the video we videotaped for this now this one yeah so this will be available probably on uh porn hub and many vids and maybe only fans it'll be free yeah it'll be Sure, why not? And hopefully send people to the podcast, and both. We're going to try to do this for every show. Oh, boy. Could be scary. We could do this outside, of course. The traffic and stuff would just make it tough.

But no, again, Stephen was a great, very complimentary to not only the show, but your content you shoot and how sexy you are and i told him he must have had the wrong one i think i think he's looking at somebody else yeah i think so site yeah i sent him a new link to make sure he's like are you sure this is are you sure donna lynn not not the asian girl donna win yeah totally different person. I'm not her. I'm not her. But, yeah, no, so Stephen, again, thanks. And there's a couple people we've gotten emails from that are very supportive and get it.

They say a lot of them do a lot of driving, and they say when they're driving they like to listen to us and our banter. We do not banter. Shut up. Oh, never. I would never insult my husband. The one thing Stephen got, and the other gentleman I'm thinking of, is this show, we pick a topic. Sure. We don't talk about it. No, I try not to. We've probably talked about it. We talk about it here. Yeah, somewhere in our lives we've talked about it. We don't have a script. No, I can't think of scripts. I can't write. It's true. He's illiterate. No, I can't stay in the lines. Color and stuff either.

But no, we just decided just to, you know, instead of just ramble to each other, we would ramble and see who else listens. Oops. This is a place to be private. You all need to get a life. That's all I could fucking tell you. That's true. We do too, but that's okay. Yeah, it's all right. We want to thank you all for listening. Yes, thank you. Again, especially now this time of year, a lot of people are on vacation, so the numbers drop down a little bit, but that's understandable.

Oh, rather be outside than in here and tell you what yeah but you know hey download the podcast go to the beach listen to it you know and hopefully you're laughing or something people are going to go why is that guy crazy hopefully we don't say something gets your heart on you're sitting there and also you're a sundial so sir you're you're three o'clock i could tell by you're still on eastern savings time this is no now it's like it's eastern standard time this is daylight sick he could fuck up a wet dream no shit i got you my life uh so if you have that if you have your dick bends would that really fuck up the time?

Yeah. Yeah. It's supposed to be straight. Yeah. And it's supposed to be, is a sundial supposed to be like a certain height, so, or depends on the diameter of the circle that it's around?

No, because like they tell you, a guy's going to put a stick in the ground and because you know where north is and so, I don't know how to calculate, I have a yeah so yeah but i i would think that the diameter of the circle and also the height of the the dial so wherever it lands this is really not sexy and you said you brought in this dick was a sundial but that's funny oh i see it's three o'clock his dick is telling me that his dick's half an hour off his dick's running a little slow today his wife would go no his dick's fast his dick's fast oh back to this topic back to the original topic of premature see we bring it all the way to fucking around baby baby.

Oh, boy. Yeah, that wasn't even planned at all. No, it just happened. Not even a little bit. Yeah, so like me at birth, I wasn't planned. But anyway. That's true. True story. Yeah. The bastard child. That's me. And he still is. Yeah, bastard all the way around. So anyway, well, we'll wrap this up. Sure. We got 36 minutes into it. Okay, I'm expecting a playmate. I keep looking out the window to see if he's coming. Yeah, it won't take him long. And that's the other thing. This gentleman coming today is what I told you. He's like really cocked and locked.

Yeah, he's like, this won't take long at all. It's going to take him longer to drive here and home. But he's going to go home about a gallon later, probably. Probably. I said, I want a nice facial. I haven't had one in... Two, three days. That was chest. That wasn't a facial. Oh, boy. Okay. Very little got on my face. That's not a facial. Let me go get the garden hose ready. All right. Oh, yeah. Get that garden hose, Esther. All right. Again, thanks, everyone, for listening. Yeah, thanks a lot. Have a great night.