Is Swinging a Full Time Commitment?

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast, where we discuss all the good, the bad bad and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle hello everybody this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast i don't know if you can hear it but the dogs are playing playing in the background. Playing, tossing bones around. Sorry about that. We have some playful idiot dogs. Goofballs. Well. My last nerve has officially gotten on. It's been one of those days. We really need to get back into the studio. But that's how it is. I'm going to take care of something I need right now.

Oh, as he sips on his bourbon. So, dear, what are you drinking tonight? Drinking some Larceny. Oh, that's the one that has the, like, it looks like a keyhole. Yeah, it looks like a, ah, interesting. Very good. It's a nice, it's an everyday, so to speak, everyday drinking bourbon. It's not phenomenal. It's not, you know. Is it good for the price point?

Yeah, yeah uh you remember 30 ish 32 dollars a bottle in this day and age it's i think maybe it was on sale for 26 i don't know so it's a good one it's you know mix it up sure so what makes this one different is it more woody is it have vanilla notes or is it sweeter it's kind of a standard just a standard good bourbon um no nothing phenomenal like i said it's an everyday drinker no no um interesting i always thought that your wild turkey was your everyday all my bourbons are my everyday yes i have a problem but how does this one compare to say wild turkey which is a wild turkey's got far more flavor to it oh really okay yeah and cheaper that's interesting just i think this is only 94 octane where wild turkey is 101 oh yeah because you like the 101 okay i'm trying to figure out why you would drink something that's less flavorful i know okay you bought it so you're gonna drink it i get that i can't let it just go to waste oh that's still no it's just i mean again i have as you know one or two bottles yeah one or two or 70 bottles.

Something like that. And just, you know, just mixing it up. Sometimes you forget what one tastes like, so you have more. Right, that makes sense. I see you guys start crying again. I think so. I'm having a Coke. No rum? There's just a little bit left over from earlier. Okay, little remnants. Little remnants of rum. Say Coke with remnants of rum.

Yep, I just whispered rum over the top of it and then that was that was enough red rum red rum okay so um so what's going on yeah like you don't know nothing special just uh starting out the year actually got a lot of other little like outside of here a lot of projects going on um excited to i bumped into Thank you.

just starting out the year actually got a lot of other little like outside of here a lot of projects going on um excited to i bumped into an old back when i had my cigar podcast right there was a a gentleman locally that has a a barbershop and now it's a barbershop chain that deals with pampering men and not in a feminine type way. It's very math-skill. It's shaving and haircuts. Oh, you get a nice straight razor shave. You get the hot towels on the back of the neck and then on the face when you're done. Don't they serve beer there too? They used to. I can't speak to what they do.

They don't serve it. They give you. They can't serve it. They don't have a license. They can give you a beer. That's what I meant. It was actually, at the time, it was actually awesome. You could smoke a cigar.

You could smoke a beer it was actually uh at the time it was actually awesome you could smoke a cigar while you're getting your hair cut wow yeah it was cool i like that i think i would move my head around too much for something like fucking stevie wonder smoking a cigar oh no when they when they cut my hair yeah i don't think that was my hair i would Never smoke a cigar while I'm getting my hair cut. Yeah, exactly. Well, good news is your hair cut's done. Bad news is you... It's singed. There's singed to one side. We don't know what to do with that.

Extinguished it before it got all of your head. Yeah, I would never. That's just not a good thing. But anyway, I was saying I bumped into him yesterday. Mm-hmm. And he was like, hey, are you still doing that cigar podcast? I said, no. I said, I wanted to. I'd like to. But everybody kind of went their ways. Right. Yep. I said, why, you want to do one? We'll do one in your cigar shop. He's like, we need to talk. You mean not cigar shop. I'm sorry. In his barbershop. Barbershop.

So we might be doing a, the name of his barbershop is modern male barbershop um so we might be doing a modern male podcast which would be cool yeah a bunch of great guys a bunch of great guys um so stay tuned i'll hopefully work that out this week that'd be cool i mean you know something different i got some other uh totally unrelated stuff going on in life which is good um potential money which is always good so and you're still doing your normal things my normal things and we just did a little special video a custom video which was very odd and and weird i guess we should definitely talk about it sure this guy has an anal fetish which is fine i'm right there with him but he has me at this point yeah and then he's like once we wanted me to put a one of those twisty lollipops up my ass not necessarily offensive but go ahead i'm still kind of with you yeah yeah it's when it starts to melt it's kind of cool it gets sticky and you know which could be interesting one way or the other and then he wanted me to take my little thong and do a panty stuff up my ass lost me right there i'm gone yeah i don't know how that really worked out like your ass is a fucking tissue box well i was able to get it all the way in thank god i used this found the smallest little tiny thong i could find a pair of granny panties oh my god i'd still still be in there going i can't i just there's just no more room there's just no more room yeah we'll go with that shut up so i got this the thong all the way in and i was smart like we could just drop it we i don't think a lot of people are interested and then i just like pulled it out real slow for him because i knew that's what he wanted yeah we got we got to the end.

So that was my evening. One of the many fetishes I do not understand is any of this panty stuffing. Panty stuffing? Or stuffings at all where women, they want women to stuff things in one of their holes. And it's just like, the only stuffing I approve of is my dick in their mouth or my dick in their pussy or their ass. That's it. That's the only stuffing. Nothing else belongs in there. I think what it is, it starts out with the camel toe because that's like up in there. Okay, that's already up in there. It's not stuffing though. How far can it go?

I think if men had something like that, we'd be shoplifting more. The guys are into that. It's like, hey honey, I brought home a new snow shovel. What the fuck do you hide at? Want to see? A new snow shovel. I've got a new table. I got a new table fall today. We'll have the Home Depot. Where is it? Holy shit. Holy shit is right. It's called tool stuffing.

It's like,'s like oh my god but yeah panties are bad enough there's a lot of fetishes out there I don't understand that's a whole other show but for fetishes I don't understand fetishes we don't understand which is a majority of them but yeah I don, I don't have to. No, uh-uh. I mean, I don't feel like I have that many weird fetishes. I mean, I do, like, I like anal, but I like normal. That's not a fetish. I don't think so, no. I like, you know, the butt plugs are fun. I mean, BDSM is a fetish. Yeah, I like being restrained.

I like having i like being restrained i like having my hair pulled i really like having my hair pulled but um i could seen you back in like you know elementary in high school and stuff like that getting to fight with another girl and she pulls your hair you're like oh yeah she wants me call me a while i pull my hair so we're not fighting we're friends we're friends now what's going on snack my ass that was me in high school sorry that was you that was you in high school yeah i had hair back then i could pull at least more than i have now i have plenty of hair but not enough no it's starting to i can't see it yeah well see i can't see it so I'm like what are you talking about that was part of my master plan is marry a shorter older woman so she can't grow to see the top of my head yeah see I never see the top of your head because you're always taller than me I keep thinking a few of the videos I've seen or photos I've seen where I'm going down on a woman you see the bald spot in the the back of my head.

It's like, I really should put, like, you know, rent this space on there or something. That's a good idea. I mean, it's an advertising space. Sure, I mean, absolutely. You know, whatever. Just makes sense. Just makes sense. Anyway, so again, I want to encourage people. Don't forget we have the magazine that came out.

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That's fun. I think I'd like to hear the stories. There was a husband and wife that apparently listens to the podcast, great chance, and his wife, that we did the show about finding a bull. Basically, it was themed on something they had asked us. We had done it. They found one and apparently had an incredible situation. Not situation.. A good time. Experience. Not a situation. That's a situation. Okay. Situations aren't always good. So I would love to offer Chance and his wife to write that down. Yeah, just write it a little. And we'll put it in the magazine and people can read about it.

So again, go to 50shadesofpleasure.com. It's free. So, F-I-F-T-Y. You can't use numbers in a domain name, so you have to spell it out. Oh, you have to spell it out. Oh, okay. So, also, spunk lube. Oh, I used that tonight. That came in so handy. Was it sticky? No. Was it not straight off? The lollipop was sticky. Well, that's it. That's a good story.

No, the spunk lube was smooth and silky i could not have gotten that thong in my ass without at least putting some spunk lube a in my ass to start with that should be in the ad what but having problems sticking panties in your ass oh yeah gotta use spunk lube and the nice thing is with this i use the original because it's super silky and not like um the the natural one is a little more oily and i didn't want that residue to be on a thong that i'm sending somebody sure so like this will dry and there won't be any like funky scent it won't get crusty it won't get crusty so that's what i use i put something on to get crusty for him yeah smell thong no just kidding but but if i there's no way it was a pinch of vince stop i'm trying to explain what i did with the twist of vince twist of vince oh man you're just not right but spunk lube helped out i mean it really saved the night because there's no way i could have gotten that thong in my ass without some kind of lubricant, and Spunk Lube did the job.

I think he's got to poop because he's farting up a storm. Jesus Christ. Where was that you? That wasn't me. I don't have anything to fart, remember? He's farting. I don't. I don't smell it. You guys are missing out on the best scent ever. Dog farts, baby. Dog farts. We love it. Oh. Oh, now I'm getting it. Oh, man.

I didn't getting it oh man that is well i was like over here so you can just waft we're gonna quick pause the show and uh take care of his needs because uh he's a needy dog okay and then we'll come back to the podcast sounds like we'll actually get to the topic of the show that sounds like fun all right be right back bye-bye okay we're back yeah we're back oh my goodness okay all right i think got the dog taken care of okay so we can do show so but uh welcome to our life yeah if you have if you have pets you can appreciate it and you should have pets rescue a dog or cat or whatever don't go to a breeder please there's some people that think that they don't want the problems of having a pet that's rescued, we've been lucky yes our pets are quirky but there's too many pets that need to be rescued yeah stop you know anyway so okay that's for our pet show yeah enough for the pet show uh my hot my hot pet um so tonight's topic is we well came about there was someone uh recently we talked about we talked with that was in a relationship that had talked about that the female part of the relationship was, you know, one week she's really into swinging, and for a few weeks she's like, eh, I'm not really in the mood to do it or not in the mood, I'm not sure if I want to be a swinger anymore or whatever right right so the question is is swinging something that you're either in or out of or is it something that you can do at your leisure people believe either way oh yeah he was adamant he was like either in the swinging or you're not i was like well i don't know there I like like to think that we're in this swinging like 90 of the time now and but there was times where i took a hiatus well you know i i i think it's it's a lot more simplistic than that you can be into swinging a hundred percent right you don't have to do it a hundred percent of the time there you go that's a that's an excellent way to put it you know so it's not something like well you know um i'm a card carrying yeah member of the swingers 101 so i have to attend all the swinger 101 meetings and fuck everybody that comes down the road right right or whatever is there is there a union you better join you better hurry up you better hurry up benefit them um of course don't burst my fucking bubble i'm not gonna do that come on um but um yeah i think it's something that you know it's a, as we've talked about, swinging in general is a spice of life.

Yeah, absolutely. You know, it's like, hey, I like hot sauce. I don't want to put it on every fucking thing. Oh, that's not what the commercial says. They say they want you to. They should own everything. Yeah, they're trying to sell you hot sauce, sure. Absolutely. Well, here it is, my my take on it but the lifestyle and being in the lifestyle is not just a physical event it is a mindset it is a lifestyle define the mindset for me well the mindset is your first of all you're much more open to being sexual and and the things that make you feel good which may or may not be of a sexual nature.

You're much more in tune with your, I think, your spouse or your mate and the ebbs and flows of a relationship. And you seem to be like more easier to take on the ebbs and flows of relationships if you're in the lifestyle, I think. So, when you give me shit about, like, not taking the trash out, I just go, hey honey, we're swingers. We're swingers. You just gotta learn about the ebb and the flow. Sometimes I'm gonna take trash out and sometimes I'm not. Sometimes my socks will make it into the hamper. And sometimes they just don't. It's because, honey, we're swingers.

You have to be like, man, leave. Go with the ebb and the flow, baby. I'm eating my words on that one, aren't I? Sometimes I feel like putting those socks right in the hamper. Sometimes when I throw them across the room and they miss, I'm just going to let them go, man. That's just the way it goes. That's the way it goes. If they wind one up on your bureau and one up on the floor, that's where they are, man. As long as they don't... Just go with it. Yeah, there you go. It's like a 70s mentality, isn't it? Well, sort of.

I just think people in life are a lot more laid back when it comes to things like, well, sex and other things in life in general. I don't think swinging is meant to be a pressure thing.

Maybe that a good way to put it sure i agree i agree i think it's meant to be like you know like hey are you you know for the couples like to go to clubs we're not those couples but anyway um you know it's like hey do you want to you know you're in the mood to go see you know see we can find another couple to go to dinner with and that may or may not lead to more than just going out to to meet or do you want to go to a club or do you want to you know that's fine but you know and then there's people that's like okay it's thursday night we got to go to the club hey it's friday night we got to go to the club hey it's saturday night you gotta go to the club and well we know people hey it's monday night tuesday night you know it's like they they i always feel like that they're they're putting those little notches on their bedposts i really it's like it's quantity not quality for them you know and you're right it loses it's it's how special it can be if you look forward to it if it's like oh we're going to do this again okay it's another thursday night we're going to go to the club well i'm going to address uh chase's situation okay where he found a bull for his wife and he had this a great uh experience right um as great as it is if you tried to do that every night, every or whatever all of a sudden it becomes like okay it becomes you know but when it's sure you know and i'm sure chase is experiencing the um pardon me the the aspect now that when him and his wife are together and they're playing or whatever you know they talk about it and you know she can say oh man i really like it's like we do you know oh i really like this and that was it felt this was felt good that felt good he gets there oh my god it was erotic watching this erotic watching that you know exactly and you can bleed that out and then the next time it might be a different bull same bull whichever right um and you you know, you could sit there and say, okay, that was a different experience.

That was a little, you know, a little more erotic. It was erotic. So it was the other one. They don't lose eroticism unless it was a bad experience possibly. Right. It just means it's a different type of erotic. It depends, you know. Sure. You know, every penis is attached to a different person, hopefully. Hopefully. I don't think they're detachable. I've tried. Lord knows I pulled on mine enough and it's still attached. Yeah, you have pulled on that thing quite a bit. You don't. It's like the stretcher Armstrong.

I do what can snaps right back snaps right back look it's eight inches back to an inch hang on eight inches back to an inch damn it son of a bitch oh just stayed out there be so great oh my god so anyway um yeah i'm gonna try i'm just fantasizing now is that where you went you're like ah an eight inch dick my next life i'm coming back as an eight inch dick probably that'd be my luck it'd be on a gay guy it'd be on a dildo for a gay guy oh no no not there no oh that's a nice vibrating and then all of a sudden you know god would give him the inspiration i'm gonna name my my dildo i'm going to name my dildo vince i'm going to stick vince so far in my ass no but anyway it's a different story so my my nightmares is that the ones you wake up screaming yeah that's the one that's the one oh yeah but um yeah i i you know people who may be considering swinging or whatever um it's important to realize swinging is what you make it what you want to do with it it's not there's no there's no book there's no criteria rules book is like well it's a month that ends and why and you have to you know do this and you know if it's a month that has more than 15 days in it you have to fuck this many times people yeah i'm writing the rule book now but it's not official um yeah it's it's not an all or nothing thing i don't think and there there are times that you're more engaged into it and there's times where you just you just want to like chill out and maybe not play so much it just depends on the mood the weather you know it's cold where i don't tend to want to i don't take my clothes off as much it's just cold so oh sure but in the summertime oh yeah i'm I'm much more likely to want to play in the summer.

Oh, understandably. Yeah, I'd rather be, I think I'd rather be hot and sweaty than cold and freezing. I know you warm up. I mean, I get it. Cold, as a man, cold is not flattering. Cold is not flattering. Not flattering. Honest, in August, it's a lot bigger. In August, it's a lot bigger. You should see me in July, baby. Woo-hoo. I am sporting some stuff. That cold weather is brutal, isn't it? January, don't look at me. It goes into hibernation. I was just going to say, it goes into hibernation. That's it. It goes back into its cave.

So on Groundhog Day, they like peek out and say fuck this and go back if my penis sees its shadow in february it means it's got two more months of winter yeah it's terrible i'm not happy about it but i didn't get to pick this one told you that before but yeah there are times where i'm more more wanting to play than than others yeah well life i think life dictates when you may or may not want to play yeah okay wait we don't have small children and there's a lot of couples that have smaller children yeah so they have to really schedule it's like well johnny's got baseball susie's got dance class and this and that running around all day and it's like i'm exhausted we're not going to the club tonight i'm just beat right right okay so you accept it you might be disappointed one of you might be disappointed right um but again you have to look at it from an aspect of like well when we go that makes it that much more special yeah you know and it's not like the the instance we're talking about this guy was adamant you either in it and do it all the time or you're not in it and you're not a swinger wow i was pretty cut and dried well that was his thought process and it was wrong yeah that whole black and white thing it doesn't i doesn't matter what color they are yeah i mean it's either you're in or you're not it's it's very yeah very black and white so it's again it's there's no official club and it's really important as in all aspects of swinging communication so you know if one of you is in the mood and the other one is you need to communicate that and if one of you is not in mood and the other one is, you need to communicate that.

And if one of you is not in the mood, the other one needs to be understanding. Like, okay. Now, depending on your situation, if one of you, if you have an agreement where you can play separately and say, hey, honey, I'm not in the mood tonight. But if you want to go out, then go ahead. Well, that's a whole different situation. But again, it's communication. You have to establish those guidelines ahead of time. Sure. Yeah.

But what I'm saying is, and in all honesty, if one of the people in the relationship, whichever one it may or may not be, says, listen, I just need to take a break for a while. I'm just so stressed with work. I'm so stressed with pets that have to go to the bathroom all the time. I don't know what you're talking about i have no idea just hypothetical situation you know pets that come in the kitchen when you're doing your podcast and fart um now he's laying down yeah now he got it out of his system so he did it to piss us off i No, I just came in here just to stink us out.

You know, again, you have to be respectful and say, okay, you need to take a break. I get it. Okay, it's fine. You know what? Take the experiences you've had and relive them in the bedroom between the two of you. That's a good idea. Yeah. You know. know hey this week i just realized we're recording the uh what the zoom call with uh susan oh oh yeah on the 17th yeah oh three days okay wednesday something like that yeah oh excellent yeah so um thursday show not to change topics but this will be something we can even talk to her about. Susan is a relationship expert. Not like us. No, not like us.

She actually has credentials. We don't know. We don't know anything. And we openly admit it. We admit it. We have no idea. We appreciate you guys for listening and laughing at us for not knowing anything. That's probably what it is. They're laughing at us, not with us. We're going to start changing this to the dog fart podcast but um yeah so but you know again your swinging experience is really only as good as your relationship is yeah that's true if you have a crappy relationship your swinging experience is going to be pretty crappy too.

If you have a bad relationship and you try swinging, it's going to make it worse. It's like kids don't make a marriage better. Did you find out the hard way? No, I didn't go into the kids with the aspect that it was going to make it better.

I just thought I had just agreed that my life was over and might as well have kids your life was over you might as well have kids oh my gosh like i think i've maxed out miserable kids aren't going to make it aren't going to add to it yeah they didn't add to it they actually they made it better but the the level of my ex-wife kicked it up made it worse oh yeah absolutely that was a different story during show my other podcast that's my ex-pod that's my pissed off husband podcast so anyway um but um yeah it's um so you can't think that you you know that there's rules and And you have to, you're either all in or all out or whatever and and you make up your own guidelines or rules you know we have hours that we abide by and they're pretty flexible and you know there's just a couple little things you know trust let me know where you are no choking blah it's just a couple little couple other little things no choking rule for us that's as far as like you with me while we sleep right uh no that's different you're not allowed to choke me i'm allowed to choke that's what i'm saying yeah absolutely but only when i sleep oh it's whenever i can choke you whenever i'm yeah i've read the fine print that's pillow over my face well that's different that's that's the other part i don't see i don't see how that's for play it doesn't turn me on no no i know you get aroused i get aroused that's all that matters right when did it become about you vince it's all about my pleasure it's all about my pleasure no um but that's that's our rules and other people have totally different rules we've been through that before before, like the whole baseball thing.

You can't go ahead of me, you know, making out or having sex if I'm not to that same place. I don't know how to keep score. They had flashcards over our head saying, hey, I'm at second base. Oh, the little flags. I don't know. She was sucking my dick. My eyes were closed. I don't know. It seemed like we finished early, so we're sitting there. Do. So how about them Phillies? You guys are going, still going. And it was like, I don't know. I guess you just couldn't keep up with us. See, the whole thing didn't work. She was having, she soaked our carpet. Yeah, she did. I remember that.

And he was only good for doing you once. You know me. I can go for... Yeah, I'm glad he quit. I just wasn't that great of an experience. Anyway. He wasn't that skilled. I'm sorry to say. Another story. Yeah. So... You know, I hate to... I don't want to bash somebody, but I, I remember his name is John Smith. His address is, his screen name on this website is this. And I would recommend that don't, don't see him. But I just remember saying, oh, you must take a long time to come. I'm like, oh, no, no, Vince gets me off in like two minutes.

Because he was going for like, oh, my God, it must have been like a half hour i was like sorry dude it's not it's not there how many licks to the center of this lollipop one two yeah i brought out a book read one piece while i lick your pussy anyway um yeah yeah it was pretty awful that was you know it was an interesting thing when that gentleman i use the term loosely said about you know you're either all in or you're all out oh you know um and it's like why what makes it you have to be all in or all out i don't know it seems like and there's another couple we met yeah like that that we were trying to be partners with yeah in a uh in a business i mean let me finish that statement a legitimate business not a swinger thing not any kind of porn no okay legitimate business yeah the one at the uh barn studio okay oh yeah the husband was like all about like oh oh yes wait i want to you know three different women every day no well you know i went a dick made a gold and six billion dollars in my bank account how's that feel you know i guess we're not gonna get what we want how's that working out for you yeah that's yeah he was oh he was obsessed i think we're not going to get what we want.

How's that working out for you? Yeah, that's, yeah, he was, oh, he was obsessed. I think we're not going to get it to him. But anyway. But I do think that that's, these people, they do have this obsession. They're going off the deep end with it. That's the end of the spectrum I'm very cautious about.

Somebody that's all they want to do is play, it's not trying to overcome or trying to prove something either or either they're compensating for something or there is some underlying negative whatever something force that is making them do this maybe they they feel like they're not as good in bed as they are they have to prove something or maybe they're compensating for maybe like we've seen with other people why are you looking at me homosexual you know whoa tendencies he was trying to come that was only 75 times whatever there's just something going on there just didn't make sense it's like steven was cute when he got here right oh whatever you know he was drunk he took advantage of me i'm sure he was drunk he took advantage of you okay he took roofies and had his way with me i'm sure he did i'm sure he did but yeah i hope he's driving and loses control a little bit doesn't have to scare him awake when he's driving that's to that that's what you see i guarantee you i will hear get a phone call or a text message from him so i did what with you i thought that was between us so um but yeah i mean with these people that are so fixated on on swinging i think there's something something else is swinging doesn't mean you have to achieve a huge total of accomplishments i'll put it that way to be nice yeah that's a nice way of putting it yeah it's you know it's meant to be a hopefully positive experience or experiences with your partner right i agree or if you're in it as a single, having pleasurable experiences with others.

That might be the best term across the board for everybody. Because this is what they call it, non-monogamous. Consensual. Consensual, non-monogamous relationships. I don't know. Let's call it slapping nasties with people that approve. There you go. Keep it simple. Okay, that's good. But, yeah, I do like that spice. I find that very titillating. I think it makes everything else kind of special. Sure, sure. But I don't want to have to be like, like so forced into doing it like every night. It's like, no, I just, I want it to be something I can relax and enjoy. And then, you know.

There has to be some level of desire too. Yeah. You know, if you were getting fucked every night by someone different. Right. It's like, okay, spin the wheel. Dave.

every night by someone different right it's like okay let me go through the motions you know if you're I mean if you're doing every night right yeah it's you know I get to be be kind of special and fun like i said it's like eating foie mignon you don't want foie mignon every night for dinner right yeah that's you might but after a few weeks you're like oh really foie mignon again yeah give me some mac and cheese yeah fire up some spam yeah on the other end of the spectrum the almost meat oh no that's scrapples the almost meat scrapple was me at one point yeah spam at least is somewhat meat but if you don't know what scrapple is whatever part of the world you're listening to it look it up it's it's just the word scrap is in there that's all I can word scrap.

But anyway, so, you know, that was something that was brought up in front of us that I thought was worth talking about. There are people, you know, that probably listen, that think, like, hey, we're stringers. We've got to go out every weekend and play. No, you don't. I mean, if you want to, that's up to you. You don't have to. You don't have to, no. You know, and if your partner, whichever one it is, says, listen, I don't want to go out. Don't get offended. It's like, you know. It's meant to be fun. If it becomes a chore. Maybe your partner might be saying, like, how about you and I go out?

How about you and I have a good date night? Right. How about you and I have sex? Yeah. You know. Think about it. Hmm. That makes sense. That makes sense do you want to go for dinner? where are you taking me? take out take out we'll grub up it grub up it what's up ooh that's romance at it's best and we'll go Dutch we'll go Dutch yep you're a run romantic guy Dunkin Donuts drive-thru ooh baby coffee in a Boston I don't know. And we'll go Dutch. We'll go Dutch. Yep, you're a run romantic guy. Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru. Oh, baby. Coffee and a Boston cream donut.

I'll get you the biggest crawler they have. I want something with lots of cream in the middle. There you go, Boston cream. Something when I bite into it, it smears and dribbles all over my face. I can see you in there eating it it in the lobby there's a cream hit your chin you're like rubbing your face yeah i take the i'm a dirty donut you know like these eclairs and eclair probably would be good because they're filled with a cream in the middle you can like squish out the cream and rub it all over my face with your hand on the back of your head i I don't need a hand back there.

Yeah, I can go like, I could take the equator. Take that equator. I know the chocolate would be like all over my face. I can never eat another donut. Yeah. I'll sit there and eat the glazed donut by tongue going through the hole. We'd be kicked out so quick. There's a time and a place for everything. Yeah, so. Dunkin' Donuts is not the place. Anyway, I want to thank everyone for listening. Again, don't hesitate to email us at hotwifepodcasts at gmail.com. Make sure you check us out. We're now doing, we're on Podbean. We're trying to move everyone over to Podbean.

I should have said this earlier. It's got a better app than what we were on. I'm not going to trash the company. We're still on the other company. I'm not going to trash them. They're a good company. This is just a better fit for us, I think. So, again, if you go to hotwifepodcast.com, you automatically will go to our Podbean website, and you can download the app. It's free. The show is still free. Well, they can also get spunking. You can give comments per show. You can give likes on the shows. You can give us a little feedback. So we'd appreciate it.

So if you can, you know, try to listen to us through Podbean. So I want to say thank you, and don't forget to miss the next show. Hang on. More bourbon. Hold on. One more. Oh, man. What's going on with you? Okay. All right. I was having a shortage of bourbon. Oh, I see. Don't forget to not miss Thursday's show with Susan. She is going to be very interesting. Like I said, she is a relationship expert. And she might teach us some things. And, you know, by Friday, Donna and I could be divorced.

Who knows?'t know you know what sometimes ignorance is bliss yeah yeah alcohol is even better so i'd rather have the alcohol than ignorance yep so i'm an ignorant alcoholic anyway thank you all for listening and i will talk to you next show all right have a great night, everybody.