Is Alcohol a aphrodisiac?

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This is Bethany Frankel from Just Be With Bethany Frankel. Listen, I have a bone to pick with these dog food brands calling themselves fresh, natural, healthy. Sounds great, but a lot of these quote-unquote fresh dog foods in your fridge are not even 100% human grade, which is why feed your babies just food for dogs. It's good enough for Biggie and Small's, my precious babies, so it's good enough for your babies. 100% human grade, real ingredients, beef, sweet potatoes, green beans, delicious. These are foods that you would want to eat, not that the babies would ever share.

Just Food for Dogs is the number one vet recommended fresh dog food backed by over a decade of research. No marketing fluff. My dogs lose their minds at dinner. They run to the bowl, tags wagging, paws tapping, full Broadway performance every single night. So I do care about the food I feed Biggie and Smalls. So go to justfoodfordogs.com for 50% off your first box. No code, no gimmicks, just real fresh food. hi this is donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. Well, what do you do? Oh, you're just so mean. Here I am.

I'm like, I was going to make a nice It's welcome, you do oh you're just so mean here i'm like i was gonna make a nice welcome you know you're really professional and you're just blowing it right out of the water yep that's me yes this is donald and welcome to my hot wife podcast i'm here with my asshole husband that's more what i'm used to hearing now my god reality hits okay now it's a show god damn it you know wonderful that's right out the window wonderful starting already i'm so sorry we thought we're gonna have a very pleasant show but no it's been a kind of fucked up day yes so to have a a normal type show on a fucked up day like today well it didn't start out fucked up it actually started out very exciting i'm sick so oh yeah he's not feeling well yeah that's just a cold i don't know i'll probably still die oh shut up god you'll probably kill me in my sleep Probably.

That's one of our things we used to say. I'll kill you in your sleep. I'll probably still die. Oh, shut up. God. You'll probably kill me in my sleep. Probably. That's one of our things we used to say. I'll kill you in your sleep. No, you say that. I don't say that. Oh. I'll kill you while you're awake. Oh, there you go. That's safe. Maybe there's something like that. But anyway, yeah. No, today was interesting and fucked up. Mm-hmm. Okay. Do elaborate. Well, that's not the topic. Oh, okay. But no, we have a new partner in crime. Thank you. fucked up. Okay, do. Elaborate.

Well, that's not the topic. But no, we have a new partner in crime. A female. We're going to talk briefly about her. Because we're going to get her on a show, maybe next show. Oh, that would be really nice. Yeah, she had to go. Something else scheduled. And so she was here to shoot. And a very sexy woman. Very sexy. Very nice body. Yeah, oh, man. She takes her body's not... Oh, look at this. I'm like, oh, are you kidding me? She used to be very into working out. She used to be very ripped and defined. I know that feeling.

And then she ran into some physical she had some illness things going on. I know she said she couldn't do anything for like six months. I'm like okay I believe I get it. And sitting around because she had injuries or whatever it was you know she lost her muscle mass. She still looks good. Oh Jesus Christ. She's just smooth. There's not a straight man alive that wouldn't fuck that. Oh yeah and she is Thank you. You don't fuck her. Yeah, that's true.

Yeah, you think you might be something yeah she yeah she she'll rick rip your dick out by the roots man and that's not a bad thing i'm no no she's a little more aggressive than i could handle if i was to have her but right yeah um yeah she likes it rough yeah you know not into that no i'm that's not just rough, tell me, brother. Preaching to the choir here, buddy. Stop it! I do that because it aggravates you. No, it does. Stop it. So you'll get to hear her on the show probably next, maybe next episode hopefully.

Yeah, that'd be cool and and the more she comes over and starts you know by the next show we'll have her social media and everything set up the process set that up so that way when you hear her you can go check her out exactly see what's going on we don't want to um shoot our wad before yeah shoot the wad too early this woman not only has a great body and a great an incredible sex drive probably the most oh my god probably the most incredible sex drive i've seen yes yes we shot some solo video of her today masturbating with a vibrator and in three minutes she came like six seven times easily and could have kept going Well, that's that Hitachi thing.

These things are incredibly powerful. I may have to break down and get something like that. Well, you have that one that you say makes you come so fast. It's not nearly as powerful as what you had. And you bitch about the one you have. Why would you go get a Hitachi? Because today didn't make me come that great. Maybe I'm getting used to it.

Sometimes you get get building a callus up on that little quitty that's one way of putting it i have to bring out the fucking jackhammer to get through that callus yeah something like that no you get acclimated to certain sensations and you have to mix it up you know then it's like oh that's not doing it i have know. So then the bad part came. This asshole was supposed to show up to. Shoot with both of us. Yeah, you had been with him once, and it was a great time. It was a great time. And he wanted to come back to be with you anyway. And we said, hey, listen, we have another girl.

You get to have both of us. Yep. He was all excited, and he's supposed to be here at noon. 1 o'clock came, 2 o'clock came. We're like, what the hell? 3 o'clock came, and she's like, hey, I got to go. Yeah, she'd been here since. So she left. She'd been here since 11, but we weren't expecting him until noon. Right. And so she had to leave because she had another engagement afterwards. And so she left, and we said to him, texted him, like, oh, you know, he left. He's like, well, then Donna's going to have to take two hot cum loads. I'm like, okay, bring it on. It's now six o'clock. Yes.

From somebody who was supposed to be here at 12. He told me. It's now six. Yeah. And he had texted us over an hour ago that, you know, I'll be there before long and he's still not here. So he's, he's gone. I don't know. So i can't have two i don't want any well now you're not going to have any you have no chance ever getting to yeah i'm not i'm not playing this game i'm sorry so so all you guys who might be listening and hopefully are um sit there and think wait and wait till you get to see what angelina looks like yes and you're you're going to say, wait, I could have had Angelina and Donna?

Yep. It's like. The only thing that would, you know, yeah. I mean, her and I. I texted my buddy. Yeah, yeah. Pictures of Angelina. Right. And he's like, you son of a bitch. Of course he did. You know. And I texted pictures of you and Angelina together to him. And I mean, you know, he's just like, no, I have to clarify people. She's not bi. So that's one thing that it's going to be girl, girl, but not girl on girl. Well, no. Well, we're going to do different things.

We're going to be in the same room together with different guys or switch, but it's not going to be like a typical girl, girl thing. She's not, she's not bi. And if I know her sex drive, it's just a matter of time until she can't. Well, you always say that.

I don don't i don't want to overstep my bounds i'm not a pushy person you know whatever she's into is what she's into and i'm not going to you know ruin that but anyway so that's not really the topic but that's just kind of the day you know this asshole that was supposed to show up um he had the chance you know um to be with two beautiful women he fucked that up up and then now fucked up a chance to be with just one. So I guess he'd rather have none than one. And he had a great time with you. And he wanted to come back before there was an Angelina in the picture.

Yeah, that's what we're talking about. I'm like, well, you know, I have another girl who's really into, I showed her pictures, like, she really thinks you're hot, blah. And he's like, oh, my God. And here's the real sad news. I know he doesn't listen to the podcast, and that's a shame. Right. But there's another woman coming here tomorrow that wanted to meet him eventually. So now he's voiding himself of having three different beautiful women. And the woman coming here tomorrow is also stunning. Yes. And not only does she have a high sex drive, but she's a squirter. Yes.

We just found that out. And we're like, what? We've known her for 10 years now. Minimum 10 years, maybe 12. And she's never, ever. Well, she was very uptight. Really uptight. Yeah. So this is, she's going to get her freak on. If things go right, she'll really get her freak on. That would be crazy. I mean, you know, so the guy who's coming tomorrow will be coming and he might get a chance. Well, he's going to have you, obviously. And he enjoys, you both enjoy each other. Oh, my gosh. If this woman, we don't have her screen name yet.

If she decides to cut loose on him, too, you know, it could be a pretty interesting day. It could be a crazy day. We have to go get some drop calls. Yes, truly. Yeah, we do. Yeah, okay. But anyway. Like bed-sized drop cloths. That's a good idea. I think we should. Yeah, we should anyway. We'll go out tomorrow morning. We'll get some prepared for this. Well, we've got to stand away. That's at least the interesting part of our conversation. So my question tonight is, or the topic I'm thinking for tonight is, is alcohol truly an aphrodisiac?

I'm drinking a rum and coke, and I will attest that yes, it is. Is it an aphrodisiac, or does it just lower your inhibitions? Well, yeah, it does do that too, but I... If you're just sitting there drinking, do you get horny? I mean, the definition of an aphrodisiac is it increases your sex drive. I do remember one thing in one situation where it did increase my sex drive, and that was when we were doing that party up there in the Poconos. It was Gina Starr. Yeah.

And I wasn't supposed to shoot, and I was drinking rum and cokes, and the next thing you know, I'm you know i'm fucking this guy and that guy you're like yeah i thought you said you weren't shooting you were done in the porn yeah i thought i was done it's like nope apparently not yeah so that was it for me that particular night alcohol did act as an aphrodisiac okay this is bethany frankel from just be with beth Frankel. Listen, I have a bone to pick with these dog food brands calling themselves fresh, natural, healthy.

Sounds great, but a lot of these quote-unquote fresh dog foods in your fridge are not even 100% human grade, which is why feed your babies just food for dogs. It's good enough for Biggie and Small's, my precious babies, so it's good enough for your babies. 100% human grade, real ingredients, beef, sweet potatoes, green beans, delicious. These are foods that you would want to eat, not that the babies would ever share. Just Food for Dogs is the number one vet recommended fresh dog food backed by over a decade of research. No marketing fluff. My dogs lose their minds at dinner.

They run to the bowl, bowl tags wagging paws tapping full broadway performance every single night so i do care about the food i feed biggie and smalls so go to justfoodfordogs.com for 50 off your first box no code no gimmicks just real fresh food yeah because all of a sudden i was like yeah i don't want to fuck this is well i think you again i mean this is a uh question slash debate okay um you know it is it is it like at that time you were pretty uptight that you didn't want to shoot anymore and everything else so was it truly an aphrodisiac or did it lower your guard or expectation not expectation in a bit lower your inhibitions inhibitions or just make you like i don't give a fuck well it could be a little bit of everything you're right there but um yeah i mean i was still like in the the throes of menopause pretty much and like sex was painful so i guess the fact that it um made it well and you weren't feeling good about yourself and and that's what i'm saying is was it truly an aphrodisiac and there's no right wrong answer no i'm just having this dialogue yeah that's actually a very good point you know does it i mean i mean a lot of times you know guys like you know get a girl drunk and she'll fuck you because it's like, I don't know what the fuck.

It lowers your inhibition. Yeah, is it truly an aphrodisiac or is it just that it lowers your guard, your inhibitions, your... Yeah, I... I mean, or is it D all the above? It could be a mixture. It depends on the person and chemistry. But, okay, here's a question I pose to you. Are there any actual real aphrodisiacs?

That I't know i can't answer yeah they keep talking about spanish fly which i'm really not quite sure that term hasn't been around for i know i know that's the old time of spanish fly that was now it's like horny goat weed and there's all these other herbs and shit well i'm just saying no it's the name of the herb yeah no it's actually i know it is but i don't i didn't think it had anything to do with um sex supposedly i don't know there's a bunch of uh things and i don't think they use the term aphrodisiac anymore what do they use now i think it's um you know just a sexual stimulant i't know.

I have not seen the word, actually, aphrodisiac thrown around in a long time. Interesting. Now it's, you know, a sexual stimulant. Or sex aid. Yeah. Something like that. I think they might be doing away with the aid part of sex because of the AIDS. It like oh if I take this I get AIDS then you're just being silly because that's not what it means well hey let's not talk about today's world okay but no just I mean so drinking somebody that you normally wouldn't play around with if you have enough drinks does that make you think you would just play around with my guy what the fuck Thank you.

Oh gosh, no. Yeah. I certainly wouldn't day drink. I want to be, I want to be up and about. You need your energy. Oh yeah yeah. He's half my age. I'll have to take some extra vitamins and everything so I can keep up with this young man. Well, here's the thing. Somebody told me that I would talk to a bunch. And you also have a new guy come by tomorrow night, too. Yeah, well, we'll see. I can't get a hold of him. There's another one. Either my text messages aren't going through or something. We'll have to use my phone again. Yeah, and see what happens.

But I talk to people, and they're like, oh, yeah, when I smoke pot, I get so horny. And I'm like, pot does not. Well, everyone's different. Yeah, exactly. Everybody's chemistry is different. And pot just, it dries me out too much. You have a cotton mouth. So for me, that doesn't work as an aphrodisiac. Or a stimulant. Or a stimulant or whatever you want to call it. Yeah. Or a sex aid of any type. You know what turns me on? A woman that doesn't say no. That's my stimulant aphrodisiac. Oh, that's it for you, man. That's heaven. That and mace. I mean. Ooh. Nothing like a good face full of mace.

Oh, yeah. You like peppers. Let me know the woman wants me. Oh, yeah. She wants you all right. Oh, pepper spray. That tells me she wants to get wild. See? See, then you take that and you're like, oh, let me just save that for my wings and stuff. Oh, I take it down and rub it on my taint. Of course you do. Yeah, it's like, oh, she wants me. Let me fire this fucker up. Yeah, man. I hope she gives me a rim job. Yeah, you know, because when a woman sprays me with red pepper spray and stuff, it tells me they want me. So it's like, you know, I'm going to add a little spice to the area.

You know, they must, you know, say a little hot sauce kind of thing. Oh, there you go. I get the base of my nuts and they get that little tingle. Oh, that little tingle? Mmm, probably blow up like balloons. They already are. Even worse. Oh, my God. That's terrible. So anyway, you know. But, yeah, I mean, yeah, alcohol, like a lot of people talk about, like whiskey dick or whatever. Oh, yeah. Actually, alcohol has always been, for me, it didn't hamper me from getting an erection. It would slow down my ability to cum, though. I can see that. Which wasn't a bad thing.

Like some of the girls I dated back when, we'd go and fuck, and I'd be fucking for an hour before I would cum. And they thought I was Superman. Had a couple drinks, and it just slows everything down. Yeah. Oh, that's interesting. It didn't hamper the erection. No, that's good. And actually, I found it increased my, I'll use the word passion, I guess. Like, I wanted to kiss more. I wanted to, you know what I mean? And I enjoyed kissing anyway. That makes sense. I can see that. I can see that. Yeah, but.

Well, yeah, because you kind of kind of like get more into it or whatever yeah i can see that yeah yeah i always enjoyed i mean um you know you don't want to find a girl drunk and ever get sick and throw up on you oh that's yeah that's a turn on someone sucking a dick and syrup all over you It only happened once when I wasn't drinking. Yes, you were. It was all beer foam. Oh, the beer foam one. I was thinking about the other time when he deep-thurted me too much. I was like, oh, my, yeah, that was funny. Yeah, I was drinking beer, and he just was a little bit... Aggressive? No, overzealous.

He wasn't aggressive at all at all he made it look aggressive but it wasn't aggressive like he grabbed the beer foamed up i did in my belly and then he just hit like that gag reflex and i just like it was like projectile beer foam it wasn't the part was great the timing was perfect he's just like i'm gonna come i'm gonna come and i as he's saying that, this foam, this projectile vomits out of your, so it looked like a huge cum load. Huge wasn't a word. It was like an elephant cum load. Yeah, it was almost funny. Unfortunately, he was like, he broke character. And he's like, oh, I'm sorry.

I was like, no, just stay in character, just stay in character. It was so hot. It was so funny. It wasn't hot. It was funny. I thought it was it was pretty hot you know it was hot until you did that that was funny well we didn't know yeah we didn't know yeah but then that we're doing it seemed like i was a really big dick and he was face fucking in oh i did i get your gag reflex and he got breakfast all over yeah he did i was like uh i'm sorry dude you can't you can do that. Again, when you got 10 inches, you're not going to be able to. A woman's only 4 foot 11.

You're not going to fit 10 inches in her mouth. I don't care if she's 6 foot tall. You're still not going to stick 10 inches in her mouth necessarily. Not necessarily. You know? I mean, I'm just. If she was a sword twiler, that's one thing. But, you know. Yeah, it just hit me just the wrong way. And I was just. oh, fuck, that was not good. So, now, do you get more horny from liquor or from beer? So I know how to stock up. Well, beer makes me more bloated. I would say, like, these mixed drinks, like rum and cokes are nice.

Yeah, the rum and coke is the one that happened up there at Gina Starr's thing. It made you fuck everybody. Yeah, that's what I'm drinking now. Not helping me. Maybe. Do I look good yet? Or do you need more rum? A lot more rum. Where is that bottle? Yeah, just put the straw in the bottle. Yeah, I think that's what we should do. Yeah. Smartass. Anyway, but... Was there anything else that could be considered a sexual aid or enticer or something besides alcohol and pot? Well, for what you tell me, the light's being out completely. I mean, come on, be serious. Come on, stop.

Not to talk, so you think it's somebody else. Well, I'll put a bag over your head, yeah, and put a picture of whoever on the front. Okay, we've been through that. Let's move on. I'm just telling you to tell me. Shut up. See You tell me that, too. Yeah, all the time. I mean, what? Well, I don't know. For me, the thing is, again, I'm not trying to sound conceited or anything, because I'm not. But I have to, for me, arousal is a whole different level because I've photographed and videotaped so much. I'm kind of jaded. So I, you know, for me to see a naked woman doesn't get me aroused.

You know, I kind of, and again, even videotaping and stuff, it's erotic when it's you. But I need to be, for me to be, I need to touch. I need to be involved. If I'm not involved, it's not, you know, there's no erection happening. I see what you mean. But, you know, because again, I've seen so much. When I see this stuff, I start critiquing it. Oh, oh, this should be shot at this angle. Yeah, we have done that. Yeah, so it's, you know, but, like, for you, what else do you think turned you on? Nothing as far as chemicals. Like smells or, I mean, like cologne?

Well, I've tried a lot of, you know, experimentation with certain, you know, drugs. Farm animals. Yeah, and farm animals. Yeah, that's what it was. And a lot of the drugs always are, oh, this drug makes you so horny. But that would never happen. It's just a little bit of alcohol is fine. And not a lot, just a little bit. But usually I don't need a lot of...

This is Bethany Frankel from Just Be With Bethany Fran frankel listen i have a bone to pick with these dog food brands calling themselves fresh natural healthy sounds great but a lot of these quote-unquote fresh dog foods in your fridge are not even 100 percent human grade which is why feed your babies just food for dogs it's good enough for biggie and smalls my precious babies so it's good enough for your babies. 100% human grade, real ingredients, beef, sweet potatoes, green beans, delicious. These are foods that you would want to eat, not that the babies would ever share.

Just Food for Dogs is the number one vet recommended fresh dog food backed by over a decade of research. No marketing fluff. My dogs lose their minds at dinner. They run to the bowl, tags wagging, paws tapping, full Broadway performance every single night. So I do care about the food I feed Biggie and Smalls. So go to justfoodfordogs.com for 50% off your first box. No code, no gimmicks, just real fresh food. Chemical stimulation to get me in the mood that way.

It has to be the person be the person the environment you know and all those things help to get things going but to rely on a chemical stimulation for sex just it doesn't doesn't always work for me so okay how about if a guy comes in dressed nice well first appearances are always, you know, that's always a plus. Okay, so. And if he's, you know. Con related, let's say. Looks nice. You come, we arranged to meet someone off of one of the swinger sites. Okay, single guy. He shows up. How long from when you first make visual contact with him to when you determine, like, yeah, I'll fuck him.

What has to happen? Well, if there's a... The best way is for us to have some kind of dialogue before I meet him, so I know what he's about. Let's pretend I arranged it. Okay, so there's no prelude to it? I talk to this guy online. You know, just saying, you know. I've been chatting with this guy, and he seems nice. Okay, so he's past the first hurdle. Okay. And we agreed to meet. And let's pretend we meet at a restaurant. We meet outside the house. Okay. Okay. So you see him walk into the restaurant, bar, wherever we're meeting. What steps have to happen before you sit there and go, yeah.

Well, let's see what's his personality like. Is he easy to talk to? Does he have a sense of humor? Or is he really uptight? And if I have to pry a conversation out of him, it's not going anywhere. That is like the biggest term. There was one gentleman that he was kind of quiet, and you shot a fuckload of stuff with him. Milf Hunter. Cougar Hunter. But he was easy to talk to at the restaurant. He was quiet. No, he was quiet. He loosened up the second time he got here. The second time he came to the house? Yeah. The first time he actually surprised me because he was very much more vocal.

So that was a surprise. I'll give you that. The first time we met him at the restaurant, he was nice, don't get me wrong. He was a little reserved. Okay, I'll take that back. But I didn't have to pry a conversation out of him. He wasn't that hard to talk to. But we came back to the house, and when we were playing, he was very verbal.

I'm just saying for the single guys or whatever listening it is like okay if i got to meet her what you know what are her expectations what what do i have to do what hurdles do i have to clear before i might get to you know slap nasties i mean physical appearance you don't care if they have a little padding no i'm much more uh lenient when it comes to that kind of stuff obviously with me I don't know. I don't care if they have a little padding? No, I'm much more lenient when it comes to that kind of stuff. Obviously with me. I'm really lenient. I'm only kidding. I'm only kidding. Shut up.

Damn, that hurt. Stop it. Shut up. That's why I seek the affection of older men. Oh, you go, babe. Videotape it. It'll make all kinds of, you know. No. Oh, no, no. They'd pay not to see it. They'll pay me to take it down. But, okay, so physical appearance, weight is, no, it can't be slovenly. Slovenly. Yeah, I don't mind a little bit here and there. A little midriff. Yeah, it doesn't bother me. Dad bods? Yeah. Especially the personality for me, this is just for me, will carry it more than having the perfect body.

If they have a sense of humor, they're excited about playing, maybe they have some unique fetishes they want to experience and they're very excited about that, then yeah, that helps. Don't look at me like you're looking at me to shoot it down. Oh, yeah, I'm just saying that kind of stuff. Because we've had some, you know. I feel like I'm interviewing you. Yeah, I know. We've had some, like, guys, their bodies weren't perfect, but they had this great person. This great personality. I'm looking away. You're definitely not looking at me for this great personality. Great personality. Okay.

And that made up for it. So hygiene's important? Oh, hygiene's really important. Yeah, we had a... Someone sat down, had BO. It's ending right there. Geez, yeah, it is. Yeah. That was really disappointing that one individual came here from work. Came from work. He's like, you didn't shower? We even said, hey, do you want to fresh up? No, no, I'm fine.

It's like yeah he was he was a little funky how would you feel if donna just went jogging around the block and came back okay here eat my pussy now yeah i was at a physical job for eight hours and i came here yeah eat my pussy now it's like yeah he had a little funk to him so we didn't call him back which is a shame because he was great to talk to on the phone he didn't talk to he was you know but it's like it's like, dude, just, it's like, hey, can I just use your shower to freshen up? I'd be like, yeah, all right. We'll buy us a towel for you. I would be fine. We even asked him.

He's like, do you want to use our shower? No. And I'm like, hmm. How about some wet wipes at least? But okay, so he comes into the place. His appearance is okay. Yeah. Hygiene's okay. Yeah. Has some okay conversation. You know, it's going well. Yeah. Does he need to have a sense of humor? No, but that does help. Sure. Does help to have a sense of humor or, you know, something that, you know, you can easy to get along with. I guess sense of humor would be part of that. Okay. Not necessary. Do you want to hear about, so you're going to ask him about his sexual appetite? Like what he enjoys? Yes.

Because he might be like, well, I really like, you know, the anal fist, my girlfriend or girls, and I'm like, no. And I'll say, let's go. Yeah, shut up. Oh. Yeah, or he, well, there have been a couple guys that want to be pegged, and I'm just like, I'm just not quite there yet. I will be, I promise. I have a strap on now. Not with me. No, definitely not with you.

But they're like, yeah, you know, pegging is, you know, i i just um i'm just uh i'm just afraid that it's just not gonna feel good i'm gonna hurt them or whatever but i but you don't mind when they go jam a dick in your ass good point well you know what they can feel you even talked about the aspect that okay hey there's a little more depth available in their rectum than there is in the vagina. Now, these guys don't have vaginas, to my knowledge. Yeah, that's true. Well, here's the thing.

It's like, okay, no, their dick doesn't have eyes, you know, and it's finding it the right hole and like that. But they'll be able to feel how far they're going in, and my response to them will be, you know. If they're asking to be pegged, I'm going to guess they already had that or on their own are simulating that on their own. Yes, possibly. I'm going to guess they have their own toy and are doing something on their own. So I don't think the only thing you're adding to the equation is it's somebody else doing it to them. I'm going to guess. Okay. Yeah, you're right.

I mean, I shouldn't be worried. I'm just, because I can't feel what's going on, I'm worried. Yeah, I understand that. But I'm guessing since the fact they're saying, oh, I would like you to peg me, okay? I would think if they've never been pegged, if they would sit there and go, something I've always wanted to try and I've never had, would you be willing to help me? They just go, hey, I want to be pegged. Yeah, that's pretty much what they're saying. It's like, hey, are you pegging? I was like, I don't know. I've never done it. You know, like, okay, I used to work at a gun range.

And people are like, hey, man, I love to shoot. Like, you know, want to go shoot together? It's like, yeah, okay. Versus someone's like, I've never shot. Right, exactly. Is there a way, could you teach me? Right. That's different. Yeah, that's somebody coming with no knowledge and no experience as opposed to someone who has some experience. Yeah, there's... Yeah. You just don't want to sing this. Oh, I don't know. I'm guessing, I don't know. As a man, I don't sit there and go, hmm. Yeah, I want something shoved up my ass. Yeah, I just, yeah, but whatever. I don't know, whatever.

Alcohol would have to be involved. In all fairness, I'd have to be passed out drunk before I let someone stick something in my ass. I got to be knocked out. So you made an appointment for the colonoscopy? Was I drunk? You would be passed out. When I hear that, it's unpleasurable.

I'm just saying it's a bunch of people who want to see my ass that's what it is they're just like yeah it's awful how you know people just people just don't make any excuse to see your ass oh you need to have a colonoscopy even the barber you're going to need to strip down it's embarrassing it is embarrassing is embarrassing. Why do I need to be naked? I need a haircut. What hair are they cutting? That's another question. If I said it was a dentist, what cabin are they going to fill? That could go in so many directions. I don't even know.

I told you about there was a young lady I mean she's not that much younger than me that had an interest and I photographed her and her husband was jealous. You know what I'm talking about? I think so. Yeah. Blonde? Yes. We did some stuff with you and her together and stuff like that but anyway and you and you even played with her husband. Mm-hmm. Anyway, she went to a chiropractor over in that small town by us. And she was telling me, I used to have an office right next to his. Yes, I remember telling you. And he was an asshole. And she told me, she said, yeah, I go there.

I said, I go to a chiropractor all the time. I didn't go to him. I thought he was an asshole. She goes, yeah. She says, I find it kind of weird that every time I go to get an adjustment. This is Bethany Frankel from Just Be With Bethany Frankel. Listen, I have a bone to pick with these dog food brands calling themselves fresh, natural, healthy. Sounds great, but a lot of these quote-unquote fresh dog foods in your fridge are not even 100% human grade, which is why feed your babies just food for dogs.

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I used to go to a chiropractor, and when he put the stims on my back, there's sponges, I would wear a robe, because you get wet. Oh, okay. Yeah, these were like the big, this is back in the day where the electrodes went through these wet sponges. Sort of like when you get cooked in an electric chair. Kind of. Now they just use this other... Yeah, they use a different kind of pad. This is going back years. So your clothes didn't get wet. She took her pants off, everything. Well, yeah. I think I kept my underwear on, but I had a robe on. I had a robe, and he just did my back.

He was very professional. Believe me, he wasn't the first chiropractor I went to. He was white by fifth or sixth. So he just had a different technique, because your clothes are going to get sopping wet. That's not good. The sponges shouldn't have been that wet. But anyway, another story. Yeah, they were wet enough. All they need to be is damp to get out of electricity. Yeah, but still, you get your clothes wet. But yeah, she was getting completely naked. And just laying there naked. Yeah, no robe, just naked.

No, if you're in a robe that's that's different because sometimes you know depending what they're told her and she stopped going after that so i guess so he was just being a perv i guess i haven't seen him at the meetings yeah he probably was running his own way back to alcohol is aphrodisiac so i gotta i fighting this cold and my throat's scratchy. Hold on. Feel better, dear? A little bit. Still scratchy. Yeah, so we were talking about when you meet a guy. Okay. So we're at a restaurant or bar or whatever. We meet this person. Now, you're shy about trying to be quote-unquote aggressive.

A bit. See, I try to make it so when we go out there, like you and I will sit on different sides of the booth, and he gets it next to you. So I'm trying to, like, okay, if you can kind of give this guy the thumbs up, yeah, that kind of thing. And you tend not to. No, I don't like showing total strangers' affection in a place where I don't feel comfortable. It's under the table. I'm not safe to jerk them off. But if you just, you know, like, well, I'm saying this guy, they're generally nervous. Yeah. Because, okay, I'm meeting this beautiful woman in this ogre in a restaurant. Stop it.

That's why we usually don't meet them in public places. They just come back. Because I'm an ogre? Yeah. That's exactly why. We meet them under the bridge, you just come back. Because I'm an ogre? Yeah, that's exactly why. We meet them under the bridge. Yeah, that's where I'm comfortable. Stop it. I don't know. I don't, I guess I just don't do that. Okay. It's just. But I mean, it would give them a sense. I think it would give them a little sense of ease. I suppose. Yeah. I found, another thing happened today that I found interesting. Different topic, but sort of related.

A playmate you had tried to play with, who was nervous in front of a camera, came by today and dropped off some stuff for us, some things that his company where he works no longer needs, and says, hey, do you guys want them? We said, sure. So he came to drop them off. We'll leave it at that. And nice guy. Very nice gentleman. Very timid individual and everything else and tried to set up a hot date with him for you. Right. For him. It was kind of a thank you for what he gave us. I mean, one of the things he gave us was a TV, you know, a flat screen TV. And... He was like, yeah, we'll just...

And I was like, okay, you know, it's just like, like, okay, dude, I'm trying to get you a hot date. There's no cameras. Just be you guys go out, eat, come back and fuck, you know. He didn't do well in front of the camera. No, it's fine. It can be very intimidating. No, I can't do it in front of the camera. Yeah. You have the bright lights. I noticed you keep a camera in the bedroom at all times, so it's like, you can't perform, Vince, there's a camera. So just go to sleep. Stop it. Just go to sleep. In case, it's like, okay. In case we get some good footage, you never know.

There would be no good footage. No one would see me naked. That raw footage. You don't want to see me naked. Oh, stop it. You wouldn't even, I bet you if I shot a video with you, you wouldn't even edit. It's like, no, no. I'd blur your face. You'd blur my whole body. Like, you'd just be fucking this, like. Blob. This pixelated fog-looking thing. Well, that could be erotic. Oh, sure. It's like the whole ghost thing we wanted to do back in the day. She's fucking the elephant man, I bet. I can't tell what's behind that. The elephant man. I'm not an animal. Stop. You're an idiot. See?

The kind words just keep flowing. Mm-hmm, because you're an idiot. Stop it. Anyway, so... But, yeah, I thought that was kind of weird it's like okay i'm trying to hook you up so you can get laid and he didn't he's like yeah well we'll chat about it we'll we'll make plans later you know i was like oh okay so whatever kind of weird. That was weird. He's super timid. I'm hooking you up with you go to work, you go home. You go to work, you go home. Dinner doesn't cost much, or lunch. And just like... And then, no cameras. You get to go out on your own. Yeah, maybe with a Dutch treat, you know.

Whatever know but i found it interesting it's like okay because your valentine's day thing is coming up we got to find you someone you know we talked about this on air before we'll quick mention it yeah we used to do a thing where donna did a hot date with one of my single friends on uh valentine's day well we also did it with just your single friends, but a playmate that had been coming around quite a bit at the time. He was over there in Washington's Crossing, that gentleman. But he was still single. Yeah, he was a single guy. We tried it on Valentine's Day.

Donna would go on a hot date with a single person we knew. So they weren't alone. And alone and go have dinner or lunch or whatever and then go fuck them and then come home and we'd have our valentine's day yep yeah let's see what we can do yeah so yeah see what goes on but um yeah but uh anyway so back to the alcohol thing so the alcohol so you're a rum coke, I think. That's your aphrodisiac? For now, my wintertime drink. It worked in the summer. Yeah, but I have the other rum. You switch from dark rum to coconut rum. That's your summer thing. Oh, yeah. I hadn't really, you know.

Yeah, it's more poolish. Yeah, the coconut rum is kind of like, you know, reminds me of like, it's like a poor man's Malibu Bay Breeze type of a thing I make up. You know, it's just, you know, flavored water, some juice maybe, whatever, and, you know, just some coconut rum. I don't care what it is. I just want to get the alcohol in. Yeah, no, I just cut to the chases, go right to bourbon. Yeah. I don't. Yeah. No, it's not your gig, I guess. It doesn't need to be. Mm-mm. Nope. There was, what were those drinks that we have in the refrigerator? Yeah, there were Land Sharks makes those.

Oh, yeah, it was the Land Sharks. Yeah, there's a bunch in there. Yeah, they had a blood orange, that was good. Yeah, they had gin ones. It was a vodka drink, wasn't it? Yeah, they were really quite good. They were light. They were refreshing. We're also going to have a new video coming out soon as a toy review. And that might be part of the next podcast, too, as a toy review. So we'll shoot the video for that. Yes, we will. We'll have to do that for you, Timmy. Yeah, yeah. U-T-I-M-I? U-T-I-M-I, yes. Dot com? Yes. And they sell toys. Check them out.

This toy isn't going to be as much fun as the first toy. It doesn't vibrate. It's just a dildo. It's not a vibrator.

So I i have to find some fun way to do the interview maybe we'll suction cup it to like the side of the tub and do it that way i could do a fucking podcast in the tub no no not the podcast but we can do the video that way okay whatever i don't think it's gonna translate well as a podcast maybe it's just a dildo it's nothing and she looks at me when she says dildo i just say dumbass i just said dildo come on stop it put some panties on girl girl go put some damn panties on there sorry i didn't didn't do it quite right but there you go and i am wearing panties, by the way. FYI.

Yes, but it's still a type of panty. I actually got to give out the... What? Who that is. That's Shelly something. Shelly Belly. Shelly Belly on Instagram. Yes. She's a comedian. Oh, she uses my name quite a lot. It's one of the characters that's supposedly one of her neighbors. Neighbors, yeah. But she actually does a stand-up routine and travels and stuff. But go to Instagram and follow her. Yeah, she's pretty funny. She does a lot of sexual things. Oh, yeah. A girl goes up with a gooey duck. Yeah, a gooey duck. And then she goes into it. It's very white trash-ish. Yeah, but it's funny.

Definitely trailer trash type humor, which is always funny. But, yeah, it's good. It's fun humor. Yeah, fun humor. Nothing to get all riled up about. On Instagram, yeah, Shelly Belly or something like that.

She's a padded white woman blonde hair and glasses in case there's more than one shelly belly type that's true she's a little bit on the buxom side I would say it's a very trailer trash you said that I mean in a good way yeah that's definitely good but anyway so alright we'll wrap this up so we determined alcohol is an aphrodisiac for you it's yes at certain times yes maybe just because it does like you said I'd love to see you next time.

up so so we determined alcohol is an aphrodisiac for you it's yes at certain times yes okay maybe just because it does like you said lower ambitions but it worked out one day i tell you what man i went from zero to a hundred and you went to 200 i'm still drinking just see if it keeps working yeah all right so i want to thank everyone again thanks for everyone listening again we're on um almost every platform you could think of to get podcasts unbelievable you know between iheart radio and apple and amazon and pod bean and spreaker and spotify and everything so keep naming them i'm still drinking oh there, there's one I've never heard of, but we're on.

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this is bethany frankel from just be with bethany frankel listen i have a bone to pick with these dog food brands calling themselves fresh natural healthy sounds great but a lot of these quote-unquote fresh dog foods in your fridge are not even 100 percent human grade which is why feed your your babies just food for dogs. It's good enough for Biggie and Small's, my precious babies, so it's good enough for your babies. 100% human grade, real ingredients, beef, sweet potatoes, green beans, delicious. These are foods that you would want to eat, not that the babies would ever share.

Just food for dogs is the number one vet recommended fresh dog food backed by over a decade of research. No marketing fluff. My dogs lose their minds at dinner. They run to the bowl, tags wagging, paws tapping, full Broadway performance every single night. So I do care about the food I feed Biggie and Smalls. So go to justfoodfordogs.com for 50% off your first box. No code, no gimmicks, just real fresh food.