Humor and Relationships

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Speaker1: Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. Unauthorized rebroadcast of this show is strictly prohibited without the written permission of the owners of Hot Wife Podcast. Now, let's heat things up. Hello everybody, this is Donna Lynn and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. Of course, I'm here with my wonderful husband, Vince, as usual. So wonderful. I think so. I think so. I think you're the best. Yeah. Well, it's all that matters. Yeah. I mean, you dot all the I's and cross all the T's in my book, but, you know. I haven't seen your T's in a while. It's too cold for me to show you my T's. I told you I'd warm them up. Oh, that's so sweet. This winter Ike is already. Yeah, but the last few days have been. Quite surely. Fucking single digits almost into the negative single digits. It's fucking ridiculous. We've had so many, Like mild winters, I think with this one being like more of a normal winter, we're pussies. We're like, uh. Define normal. I can't. On any level. No, no. Okay. More normal. But yeah, it's a little bit of a shock for us. We've been kind of, you know, had it easy for the past couple winters. And now it's like, what the fuck? It's down below zero. This sucks. Yeah. Hey, we always give out the email address in the very beginning. which is info at hotwifepodcast.com. I'd like to hear from you guys. Always a pleasure. We try to answer every email. I think we do it successfully. And again, we've had a few people writing in, and they've been really cool answering questions for them and what have you. Pardon me. And then, you know, they're like, oh, man, I'm sorry for bugging you. It's like, we're really, you're not really bugging us. We don't really have lives. Oh, yeah. Well, that's true. I mean, Honestly, one was, I mean, we went out with a friend several weeks ago for dinner. That was it. I mean, several weeks ago. Several weeks ago. And we haven't, we don't go out to eat. We don't do anything. Not right now. Come home. Well, you work from home, so you're always home. I'm always home. I haven't been out. So you're not interrupting us. Not even a little bit. I think next Saturday is that house party. Okay. Yeah. just to visit. Not going to be a play session because your shoulders are still out of commission. There's going to be a little social visit. Say hi to everybody. And, you know, so we're looking forward to that. But back to the original thing there was, yeah, please, if you have questions, comments, whatever. Not disturbing us, that's for sure. A couple of people were telling us how awesome we are, and that's awesome you think that. Again, we're just two people that enjoy the lifestyle when we can. And just sharing, our experiences, our opinions. We're officially authorities on... Nothing. There you go. What you got there? Nothing. Yeah. Where you going? Nowhere. A little Boondock Saints reference. So, yeah, please reach out to us. If you have a question, you have a comment, you have a show idea. You know, if you want to write an article for 50 Shades of Pleasure, you know, info at Hot Wife Podcast or info at 50shadesofpleasure.com, either one. So I'd love to hear from you. Yeah. And you're working on the magazine now, so yeah. I hope to have it wrapped up tomorrow. Wow. So it'll be out on the first or sooner, but. You're quick. I kind of know what I'm doing. Get out of here. All right. Some things, not everything. Like you tell me. Oh, well, yeah. You don't know everything. Yes, I do know everything. Oh, shut up. Okay. Yes. Anyway. podcast podcast came up with the concept don't have an official title for the show at the moment we will when we post this so the question it's a question to you and it'll bounce back to me i guess oh yeah and i can think of one instance that this applies but and you probably will too has there been a time that you see a woman with me because it wouldn't be a man with me that like they're doing Or something that maybe you don't do, which is very few things. I can't think of anything, but okay. But that makes you jealous and inspires you to maybe try to step up your game or try something new? Well, I don't think I'd be jealous, but it would be like, hey, if she's doing something, I can't even think of anything that anybody would be doing to you. But if they were... Wow, she's not dry heaving. Maybe I should try. that went on with him. Shut up, you're an ass. Now, if it's something you really enjoy, and I see you're really enjoying that, I might be like, hey, let me get on this. Let me see what I can do. Well, the one that comes to mind is when our one friend was blowing me, but she had her tongue pierced. Oh, the tongue pierced, yeah. And your comment was? Are you going to take me to get my tongue pierced like the next day? It was funny, though. It was really super funny. I couldn't be jealous. I was actually tickled pink because it was... I enjoyed it so much. And the joke was like, you're going to get me to get my tongue pierced because, man, you came and boom. Yeah, that was a rapid one. Yeah. For me, that was incredibly fast. Well, it's always those sensations that are new and different that kind of push you over the edge, I think. Like if somebody does something different, it may not be that different, but just how they're doing it or, you know, the type of movement they're doing on whatever body part that they might be doing it on. It just might be just a little bit different. That just boop. Like her tongue being pierced and that ball rolling up and down your cock. It's a little different sensation, sure. Well, it's like when you sucked that one guy who had his pierce. Yeah, but I couldn't really go to town on that because it was a new piercing, so I really couldn't explore. Yeah, he was supposed to be me getting any sort of sex. Yeah, because remember the other girl we were with, he kept saying, she's got to settle down, but she's hurting my dick. And I was like, God, Who would think that having a nail driven through your dickhead would hurt and might need time to heal? I don't know. I don't know. It's crazy, Vince. You're all talking crazy talk here. You get your dick pierced and you fuck that day. Come on. When I use a nail gun, I make sure I don't aim it at my crotch. It's like, man up. I use a firearm, I don't aim it at my crotch or any part of my body, actually. Or a chainsaw. Whoa. Chainsaws are different, you know. Yeah, I mean, like, I can't think, I mean, I'm sure some people, because, okay, like, in the last year or so, like, you've embraced anal. Right, right. Where some women are like, well, I don't do anal. Right, yeah. They might see their husband at a party or whatever, all of a sudden, you know, give an anal to some woman. Right. I'm just going to stick with a woman. Whatever floats her boat. That might be something that would drive a woman to like, wow, you know, watching him, you know, fuck her in the ass, you know, obviously made him happy and she seemed to be loving it. Maybe I need to, I mean, do you think that's the kind of thing? It could be. I think people in the lifestyle are definitely going to be more open to it. They might be like, oh, you know, I don't know. There's some that are defiant. They're like, no, you know, but then there's something like, you know what? You know, they'll at least think about the proposition. They might, you know, maybe explore doing some, you know, anal play with the fingers. You know, start out easy. Something that, you know, you don't just go right in there, jam a big old dick up your ass. That's not how it works. No, you start out. I have to flip the page of my notebook. Yeah, flip the page. Well, you start out with small toys, maybe just some kind of. First three fingers. You play with the outside of the, you know, your butthole, you know, tease it a little bit. You use lots of lube. Oh, I'm sorry. You're just an ass. I can't take you anywhere. And you don't. That's why. That's exactly why. But, you know, I mean, you can work yourself up into it because like you said before, there's a lot of nerve endings back there, you know, and it does. It can really enhance an orgasm. Like, you know, I used to love, If I was riding somebody on top, I used to take like a butt plug or a smaller vibrator and put that in my ass. I used to think that was so you'd stop them from trying to fuck your ass. Now I know. Now you know. Now it felt good to me. I came like so much harder and faster and stronger with that kind of anal stimulation. But you don't have to go like, you know, full boogie, you know, just full tilt boogie, just shoving a big old thing up your butt right away. You know, you know, use your finger, use some lube, use a little vibrator, then slide the vibrator in, but not all the way, just a little bit, just to tease yourself. You know, there's so many things you can do to work yourself and get yourself into that sensation. So you don't have to, like, go to town on it from, you know, I certainly didn't, I had to work up to it. But then, you know, you start taking one, it's like, hey, you know what, I can take a little more, I can, you know, just work your way up to it. It's not words I've never said. I said, no Vince ever. I didn't say no Vince. This Vince. This Vince. I don't speak for other Vinces, yeah. But yeah, I mean, if women are like intimidated by anal and that's like something their husband really wants. Well, I'm using anal as an example. Yeah, but I've seen that a lot. But there's women who don't do oral. Oh. Okay. Well. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, or don't let a man come in their mouth or whatever. Oh, yeah, there was. You know, but if all of a sudden, if you were to see, if you weren't, a person who allowed a man to come in your mouth, but you saw me getting a blowjob by another woman, and she took it in your mouth. And there's a difference in an orgasm that is jerked off versus one that is finished in a mouth. There is a big difference. Even if you jerk off into their mouth or while her mouth is around there? When the mouth is on your dick. There's a different sensation. Versus her or you jerking off. It feels good either. Don't get me wrong. There's no bad feeling there. Right, right. But when the woman keeps it, and that's why a lot of guys want that. Oh, yeah. You know, is because it feels so, it's as close as you're going to get to feeling like you're inside the pussy. Yeah, because the mouth is. Especially if you have to wear a condom while you're having sex. Well, whatever. I know. People, whatever. I know. I'm not judging that. No, you got to do what you got to do. But the people that, you know, like the women, I turned my headphones up and all of a sudden I think I'm talking louder. I should do that. But, yeah, it's, if you're used to fucking with a condom, getting a blowjob and finishing in the mouth is sort of like having, giving a cream pie without a condom. Oh, yeah, yeah. We figure the mouth is hot. It's wet. And then the nice thing is, is like if your pussy had a tongue, I mean, can you imagine that? So you have this thing, you have this tongue, which is your pussy doesn't have. So this tongue is flicking around the head of your dick and it's, you know, writhing around and feeling around. And yeah, it's got to feel great. That's why like old women, they don't have teeth. I get a gum job. Then it's like a pussy with just, you know, tighter lips because it's got gum. Interesting. You would have your teeth removed? Yeah. Well, I think that might happen on its own. You know what I'm saying here? It's well on its way. God, I hope not. No. But no, I think, you know, There's things that happen or, you know, there are people that, like, one of the things that I've kind of, like, I don't want to say I'm proud. I don't know what the wording would be. But, like, so many women I've played with, like, at the house party. Right. You know, during my whole oral session with them, you know, I'll, you know, insert one or two fingers in their pussy and they have a few orgasms. Yeah, yeah. And then the asshole's generally very welcoming and also had fingers in there. Upsy. And everything. else. But then afterwards, they're like, I generally don't want anybody put anything in my ass. It's like, oh. When you get that turned on, all of a sudden, it's like, even your butt says, I want something inside. Speaking from my point of view, my butt says that. My butt says, I want something else inside. No, my ass is checked out the whole time. It's not even there. It's like, nope. You know, like those things ahead in World War II, those metal crosses, like so vehicles couldn't go through. My asshole puts those up. It's like, nope, nothing coming in here. Nope, as long as it's done right. But those who do, that's great. I had some of the probably the strongest orgasms from anal play or anal penetration or vaginal penetration but anal play or some mixture of the, you know, whatever, whether it's a toy in my ass or You know, a dick in my ass and a toy in my pussy. I mean, it's like all those things are very, you know, stimulating at the same time. So I have some of the best orgasms when there's some kind of anal play going on. Yeah, I get that. Yeah, but you know, it's nuts. I understand that. You understand that. But I don't know. I think most people like in the lifestyle are getting back to the original topic. I don't know if partners, You might get jealous. I mean, we've seen partners get jealous. If you're in the lifestyle, it doesn't mean there's not jealousy going on. What about that couple? You were playing with him, and I'm playing with his wife or girlfriend. Girlfriend, yeah. And she was having a few orgasms. It's not the one where we were on the living room floor in the old house, and he turned around and looked at me and goes, she never made a noise like that for me. Is that the same guy? I remember his name. Whatever. I do, I remember it. It doesn't matter. I was like, whoa, holy cow. But do you think that inspires people to want to kick up their game? You know what? If you're smart, that's what you do. Oh, okay. You know, and if you're not, then you get pissed off and jealous and you shut the whole thing down. Then nobody has fun. So that's not good. And not to mention, does this need to be a competition, number one? No, I'm not saying it has to be a competition. I think people do get kind of competitive. It's like, oh, I could suck dick better than her. And it's like, that's kind of a fun thing to do. But even if you lose, what do you really need? lose nothing. You're just still having fun. If you think you need to kick up your game, practice becomes more interesting. It does. It sure does. Honey, I need to step up my oral game, so I'm just going to eat your pussy three, four times tonight, three, four times tomorrow night. And the wife goes, well, my dick sucking apparently could be better, but oh well. Wait a minute. Don't you want to practice? No, I'm okay. There's homework. The teacher's going to be testing us tomorrow. We better get our Who better do our homework tonight? I mean, yeah. I think just speaking from people in the lifestyle, if something like that happens, they're more likely to try something different and be more accepting of taking on maybe a situation that's not comfortable for them. Okay. You know, they're up to the challenge. Sure. You know what I'm saying? They're more, first of all, people in the lifestyle are definitely more open to things, even if they're not into it. But if somebody poses... In general. About 100%. But yeah. Well, either we're accepting of it like, hey, I'm not into that, but you do you. It's usually that kind of attitude. You do you. But if somebody's like, hey, you know, my husband really likes this, I'm not really comfortable doing that, but maybe if I, you know, practice on him more, maybe I'll get more comfortable with it, and maybe he'll tell me what he likes. That'd be the ultimate thing. Yeah, that would be the ultimate thing. I mean, like, I'm not real comfortable doing any kind of anal play on somebody else. I'm not comfortable putting my fingers in anybody else's butt. Now, let's just say hypothetically, so don't bite my head off here, let's hypothetically say maybe in another lifetime you might want anal play. I wouldn't be comfortable with that at this stage of the game. I mean, I'm glad you're not into that, but let's just pretend Pretend, okay, that you would want that. I'd be afraid, like, my nails would, like, you know, rake your little anus. I don't want to do that. Cute little anus. Don't worry about it. So we don't have that to worry about. But let's just say. Don't worry about it. Not even a subject. Yeah, there's things I'm not comfortable with. You know, I'm just, and it's just, I just haven't had the situation to come up where I'm confronted with that. Like, pegging. Oh, there's pegging. Oh, forget it. I just don't know if I can do that. And I have, in the past, I've had guys say, you know, I really want to be pegged. I even bought that strap-on, strapless strap-on dildo thing. It's like the dreamy slut, the one that's strapless. That's cool. But I never used it because he disappeared. But he was like, oh, you got to peg me. And I'm like, I am not comfortable with that at all. I don't know where that piece of plastic is going. Is it going to puncture something? I don't know. You know, I'm just, So I get it. I understand what people's anxiety is about. In fact, if I had to peg somebody, I would be very uncomfortable. I've pegged somebody. I've pegged some of these people for strange. I've pegged them for, you know. Different kind of pegging. Oh. Different kind of pegging. But yeah, that's probably one of the big things. I've pegged them for, you know. Oh, no. That's probably the thing for me that if you, let's just say hypothetically again. Very hypothetically. Very hypothetically. Or like maybe a partner. I'll just say, I'll even take you out of the equation. I'm with a partner, and he wants to do that, and somebody else, another woman pegs him, and I'm like, ah, I will be very uncomfortable. I think it's very uncomfortable. We've talked about that off air. Those are your concerns with that. Oh, yeah. And I think it's got to be a lot of slow introduction. Oh, yeah. It's got to be one of those things like, you know, you just don't, you know, strap this thing on. Thank you. You got to find out what's comfortable. You got to sit there and go, okay, how much of this do you want inside? I'm going to throw up. How much of this do you want inside? Remember, I'm going back. I can use her name because if I don't, you'll be like, who are you talking about? Jess. Remember, I had a strap on. I was doing her anal. I was so uncomfortable doing her anally. She did anal? I did. Yes. I was so uncomfortable. That must have been a custom video because she didn't like anything in her ass. She was with, remember the guy that liked being B? Yeah. She was fucking him or doing something with him, so her pussy was otherwise. Yeah, I remember it was in the trailer. She was sucking his dick. No. We were in the barn. We were in, there was a car? I don't remember that. Or something? It was like a really more BDSM kind of. Okay, yeah, okay. And I was. Well, the trailer, that. That barn. That location. That location, yeah. Yeah, you, you, she was sucking. in his dick. Maybe rimming him. I don't know. It's all blur. And then, yeah, you had the strap on. I was not happy. I didn't think you were doing her anal. She didn't do anal to my knowledge. She did that day because I was like, are you sure you want to do this? Maybe she'd anal with, I mean, whatever. It's like from the, I don't know, but I was really uncomfortable with that. She always wanted to fuck me, but we never fucked. Like when she was staying with us for a short time, she kept saying like, you know, I need to fuck you. We really need to fuck. Eventually. Yeah. Wrong place, wrong time. Weird. Yeah, that was a different show. But yeah, we weren't at a point where I felt, because a lot of times she would say that and you weren't around. Right. And it's like, I'd rather wait until like Donna's here. Yeah. It does make sense. Yeah, I mean, I didn't want to, at that time, I mean, I could do it now, but. Yeah, it was a different time. That was. Again, she was living with us, so I didn't want it to seem like, yeah, whatever. Right. Whatever. So anyway, but yeah, I think, again, I haven't had to, I've never been in a situation where I've seen someone doing something with you that are like, oh, I got to kick up my game. I mean, I can't grow my dick any bigger than it is. Apparently, my oral game's okay. That works for me. It works for me. It works for a lot of people, apparently. So that's good. And I'm grateful for that. So, you know, apparently I could get, it might be easier for me to say, give good conversation. So I got that going for me. Yeah, good conversation. Well, I just, hey, I've been drinking for a few hours now. But yeah, I mean, for people, again, info at hotwifepodcast.com. If you've been in a situation where you've seen your mate with somebody else that really, they were doing something that you didn't do or can't do or don't want to do, but made you step up your game, love to hear it. We don't mention your names. People who've written in, we don't talk their names. You can listen to our past shows. We won't say that it's, you know, Joe Bunyak said that, you know, we don't even use your email address, you know, gaycatholicboyandleathered at gmail.com said that, Yeah, we don't do that. That would be my email address anyway. I think you had that website too. Of course. Or subscribe to it. D, all the above. I'm my own Patreon follower. Of course you do. I'm the only follower of me on OnlyFans. That's frightening. I love my content. I have pictures of my mind. Oh, no, stop. I can't wait to see what I post next. Oh, my God, I'm so hot. This is frightening. I can see you in leather. Oh, I'm sorry. It's something you can never wear. This is like the opposite of what we're talking about. You're not spurring me on, you're turning me off. Okay, it's like, I don't want to see me in leather. Okay. No, it's fine. It doesn't hurt my feelings. It's just not something I wouldn't think of. So anyway. On the show. Stop it. I'm sorry. You're the one who brought the whole gay Catholic boys in leather thing, and then I started thinking about you in leather, and it just went to hell in a handbasket. Shame on you. I'm not Catholic. Oh, that makes all the difference in the world. Well, that's how people won't know it's me. I'm not Catholic. Here you go. I could be gay in leather and Episcopalian. There you go. Or Lutheran. Baptist. Or agnostic. Who knows? Who knows? Pagan. They're looking at the Catholic one, not looking at me. It's like, no, no, I'm the Catholic one. Oh, yeah. That's just frightening. Just frightening. Stop that. We're not supposed to be talking about religion on this show anyway, and here we are. It's like the rest of life. It's all fun. Yeah, I guess so. Oh, shit. That's funny. Sorry. I just ruined this whole show, didn't I? No, not at all. At least I know somebody laughed at me. Oh, my God. To see you prance around in leather, I think would be a sight to be old. I think to see you prance. That's the point right there. That's the point right there, okay? There's no prancing coming off with Vince. I'm not prancing, okay? That's a horse fetish thing, isn't it? I was going to say, you know, it's like the steeds that they teach those horses how to do all those fancy steps, that's not you. You're the Clydesdale. You're the Clydesdale of the horse. I'm the horse they put down in the backfield. No. No, you're- I'm the old gray stallion. That is all swayed back and broken. Yeah, that's me. I'm the one the Three Stooges rode. Yeah, swayed back, yes. The fucking belly touching the ground. Aw, that's terrible. The gelding. So. Well, no. Well, you're intact. Geldings are emasculated or castrated. Well, that's your job. You do a good job. I emasculate you so well. I mean, physically emasculate, you're not emotionally emasculate, you. Oh, okay. Well, if you do one, the other one happens. Pretty much. And they're two peas in the same pod, but yeah. All right. I think we beat this to death. What do you think so? We'll just end it now. Can't get your own terms, huh? Oh, okay. Sorry. I'm doing it again. I'm stealing all your lines. All right. So anyway, yeah, I would love to hear from you if you guys have any situation like that, that you've been in or whatever. And until next time, stay horny. Have a good night, everybody.