How Many Times a Week?

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Speaker1: Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. The Unauthorized Rebroadcast of this show is strictly prohibited without the written permission of the owners of Hot Wife Podcast. Now, let's heat things up. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to a Hot Why podcast. And of course, I'm here with Vince, as usual. I'm hearing some humming. What is going on with our system again? I don't know. I have to... I don't hear it until I start talking. There's some things. I'm going to actually take this mixing board and reset it all and go back from scratch with things. Yeah, I'm just... Hopefully it's not too annoying. I toyed with too many things, and I don't... a couple of things, I think. But anyway. Stop playing with the switches. You're like a child. Stop it. And keep your hands. I don't masturbate much anymore. I've got to play with whatever knobs I can get my hands on. I was just going to say, stop playing with your dick so much. That's why I'm having a hard time seeing them. My mom was right. Going blind. Going blind. I masturbated way too much. Because I have my memories. You have your memories. Hey, we had an interesting conversation prior to coming in here. Yeah, I wish we could have gotten them on, like, Yeah, I wish he was available to show right up. Well, there could be two of them, hopefully. Hopefully. Not guys. One's a guy, one's a girl. But we met via phone call a gentleman that is in the lifestyle. He sent us pictures. He's a very gorgeous girlfriend. And he's really hot, too. Very, you know, in shape and fit. I didn't notice that. Yeah, right. I kept saying, look at these arms. Look at these abs. He's like, No, I don't see anything. Yeah, you just ignore it. You're that good-looking. I have problems. But he is in the process of making a new Swinger site. Yeah, that could be pretty exciting. And his gorgeous girlfriend. Did I mention she was gorgeous? No, you didn't. Did you want to mention that? She's gorgeous. She's also a content creator. Yes. So we have a lot of things to talk about. We're going to be getting him in here. It's still beta testing his site, but he's going to be releasing a new swinger site. I'm hoping that it works out well because he's on the right track. It's easier for people to meet. There'll be groups. I just feel like... He's going to be doing some things that others don't do, I guess. Right, right. He's wearing it. It's going to be kind of a swingers. Yeah. So we'll see. He also compared it kind of to FetLife. I mean, I know how to count. Oh, he says it's a combination. Yeah, a combination of. So it's exciting. We'll have him in here more and he could talk about it. I don't want to talk out of turn because. We don't know that much about it yet. So it sounds exciting though. I mean. He's excited, very passionate about it. Yeah, that's for sure. So, and that'd be kind of cool. And he has a very experienced past in the lifestyle. In the lifestyle. So he said he's been seeing our profile for 20 years. And I looked at him and I'm like, he doesn't look like he's much older than 20, but he is. Yeah, 44. 44. I was like, wow. You actually looked at him and goes, you know what? He looks like one of the next guys I'm going to fuck. Did I say that out loud? Yeah, yeah. You don't have any inner monologue. Oh, no, I don't. That's true. I can see where you'd want to, yeah. He's really hot. His girlfriend is really hot, too. It's like, hmm. I told him. She plays her cards right. She could have me. I know. She'd have to really play her cards right. You are very, very difficult. You have to take some Dramamine to stop you throwing up. Stop. Stop it. Anyway, so tonight's topic is... How frequently should couples have sex? And this isn't just about couples in the lifestyle. This is just couples. Couples. So even if you're in the lifestyle, we're not talking about how often should you play with other people. Right. We're talking about just in your relationship. In your relationship, sure. And again, we are not authorities. Not even a little bit. Nope. Don't even pretend to be. We're just going by with what we have seen in our relationship because a lot of people do reach out to us. In fact, we just had a couple reach out that are going through a divorce, and they're like, you guys sound like you're happy. I don't know if they ask, what's the secret? Boy, we can put it on. We do. We're really full of crap here. Yeah, I'll tell you. But yeah, there's things in a relationship, and sex is definitely part of a relationship. I know you and I talked about this, you know, ad nauseum really, you know, but, but sex is just one small facet. There's so many other things in your life that makes up that relationship. So tonight's topic is how often should a, you know, a couple have sex? What's the ideal for them? What's, you know, this is just talk. Oh yeah. We're just brainstorming. There's going to be people like, well, it should be three times a day, every day, which, you know, if you have a schedule and a partner that was, is all about that, We're just going to share our thoughts on it. Sure. Absolutely. That's all this is. I mean, one of the first, I think, talking points to that is it's all going to hamper on age and how busy your schedule is. Well, that's, as you get older, that's true. I mean, for sure. There's so many things in your lifestyle and, you know, and you have work or kids or this or that and aging involved and, you know, maybe limitations as you age and all these other fun things to look forward to. Yeah. So, I mean, when I was younger, it was, you know, you fuck like a rabbit. I mean, you know, the wind blew and you're like, I'm horny. And you know what I'm saying? So there's a whole quality versus quantity type of thing. And it also depends how new your relationship is. Yeah. When it's new, you're, you're, you want to fuck all the time. Like you're like masturbating to them and thinking about them. And, you know, All that was I suppose. Shut up. You're a jerk. I'm just checking. Yeah. I mean, you know, when you're, it's new, it's, you know, it's. Well, there's a heightened passion. Sure. Excitement. Excitement, for sure. It's not exciting when you've been with them for, you know, let's say. Eternity. Yeah. A lifetime. They don't dress sexy anymore. They wear baseball hats. Grandma shorts. Hypothetical situation. Shoulder. You know. Just. You know. Yeah, true. I know that feeling. I know that feeling. Well, I think now it's like, I like a quality fuck rather than just quantity. I want something I can really enjoy, you know, or doesn't even have to be fucking necessarily. The orgasm is what I'm going for. I want a quality orgasm. Why would I? I don't want a half-assed orgasm. There's no such thing as a bad orgasm? No, but some are definitely better. There's some that are better than others. Yeah, and I want a high quality one. Why would I have like, or maybe not even achieve an orgasm. You go through all this, you know, rigmarole and you get nothing. So that would. Can sex be satisfying without an orgasm? Hmm. Hmm. Different topic, but. That's a good question. I, when I was younger, it was okay to have sex without an orgasm. Because I was just so happy just to have a dick inside me. A dick insider. But yes, I think now that I'm older, I'm a little more particular. It's like, no, I just, if I can't have a really good orgasm, I'm not going to bother just going through the rigmarole of having sex for nothing. Okay, is it important to have a higher quality orgasm or just to have an orgasm? Because you've played with guys, as an example, you said, yeah, I had orgasms. They weren't like, you know, weren't teeth rattling. Yeah, we weren't earth-shattering. I'd rather have the earth-shattering. Well, obviously. I'd rather have my dithers, you know. I mean, come on. Hey, you can have a, you know, 2026, you know, Ferrari, or, you know, that you have to. Or have a Honda. Or, you know, I can give you a, yeah, a 1978 Honda Civic, you know. They both get you to where you want to go, but one gets you there in a lot better style. A little more exciting, as we're that way. But, you know, it's like. No, if I had my dithers, I'd rather have the, over-the- Oh, there have been times that your toes curled. All eight of them. Well, no, you said you felt it in the toes you were missing. That's how strong the orgasm was. So that's a pretty strong orgasm. Yeah, and they haven't found that woman yet. What'd you do to her? I don't even remember who that was. I don't even think that was me. I believe that was you. You think that was me? I don't know. I remember having a couple, we call them toe curlers. But yeah, I'm... So yeah, No, I mean, okay, so back to a couple. Okay, the average couple, yes. The average couple, okay, and not, you know, not necessarily in their lifestyle. Okay. Yeah, it's, you know, I'd like to think it's quality. You're not going through motions. Yes. Please, just don't take one for the team or, you know, just put out form to keep, you know, to shut your husband up or eat her pussy just to shut your wife up. It's, you know, hopefully it's more than that. Oh. Oh, shut up. No, but I mean, there are people in relationships that one of them might not necessarily be into the other one anymore. Ooh, that's harsh. Oh, it happens. Are you trying to tell me something, honey? You know, I have a billboard sign at the bottom of the driveway. Well, because the other talking point for this whole thing is communication. So maybe you should communicate that to me. Honey, you just don't turn me off. Well, you were communicating. I guess I wasn't picking it up. No, I mean, you know, that's a whole other issue, though. If one of the couple, for some reason, has lost sexual interest either in sex or sex with their mate. Oh, that's a long, hard road. I don't know if he can... Well, if it's the guy not getting sexy, it'll be hard, yeah. It'll be difficult. Yeah, that's, I mean, but again, to get back to that communication, why are you disinterested? Is it me? Is it the partner? Is it, you know, that whoever it is is going through life changes or stress or work or kids or, you know, communication, talk about it, talk about it. Well, some people, okay, yeah, some people, I mean, do, I'll say, fall out of love of sorts, where they might love them, but they're not. Passionately in love with them anymore, like you were when you were first met. Yeah. But, I mean. Or the aspect of just, well, the one thing that could happen, too, is one of the people in the relationship might not be happy with their appearance. They've gained weight or whatever. Oh, yeah, I get it. You know, their ass doesn't look like it did when they first got together. Hey, my ass only slides down half the back of my thighs. It's not all the way back there. I don't care what you say. You can't run anymore. It's in the back of your knees. Shut up. I do hate you so much. No, I mean. No, but I mean, that happens. Yeah, oh, it does happen. You know, people get uncomfortable with the way they feel they appear. Even though their mate might sit there and go, I love you the way you are. Yeah, regardless. You know, so that's an aspect too. Yeah, yeah, until you have like a positive self-image, you're not going to care what anybody else says that they could, you know, flower you with all kinds of lavish compliments and, you know, throw petals at your feet. But if you feel like you're not deserving or you don't like how you look and your self-image is negative, it doesn't matter what people say. Because that's external, you know? My first wife. Mm-hmm. You know. Lovely woman. You never met her? That's not my first wife. I'm trying to be nice. Fucking dragon fucking lady. Okay, all right. But anyway. He lost his track. You train of thought. I have no sex drive now you say that. Sorry. If I was ever going to be impotent, it's right now. I know, right now. But no, she was uncomfortable, especially after the kids. Right. You know, she put on the baby weight and the Danish weight and the cookie. The Danish weight. The cookie weight. All the weights. The chicken weight. The chicken weight. Okay. So like, she would not have sex when the sun was up or during daylight hours. And no light at all. No, she wouldn't have been in the dark. You know what she did? You know what she did all these years? She had a stunt double come in and fucking, Why would you go get another woman as fat as she was? That'd just be stupid. Well, maybe in the dark you couldn't tell the difference, but she was like, quick, jump in. Well, it won't be a stunt double if they look totally different. The stunt double has to kind of look like the actor, right? But if it's in the dark, you know. How would you know? She has you blindfolded, you know. Wow, you're quick, like an eight-inch cock. What the fuck? I don't remember this. Oh, yeah, honey. Wow, I don't remember you having balls. Oh, fuck. Okay, so she didn't do a good job of getting a stunt. Your double D tits feel like a man's chest now. When did you get hair? Oh, okay, she didn't get a very good stunt double. No, she wasn't smart. Okay. But no, and that happens. Oh, yeah, I get it. But, you know, well, and there's people that the other partner might not necessarily and make them feel comfortable either. Well, that's true too. Again, you have to communicate. Sure. If your significant other is calling you a lard ass, you might want to say, hey, that's not very nice. I don't like it when you call me that. Hey, Willie. Willie. Is that Free Willie? Yep. I was wondering where you were going with that. It was slightly obscure. Very obscure. But yeah. So, I mean, again, the average, they say, that a couple should have sex a week. Right. They say, really, for a healthy relationship, is at least once a week. Right. That's doable for most people. Not a month, not a year. Oh, hmm. Not a quarter. Not a quarter. Oh, not every equinox. Not on leap years. Yeah, I mean, that's a very doable. It's not like, oh, you know, three times a day. It's like, well, my God, if I did that, I wouldn't get anything done. You know what I'm saying? I wouldn't be able to hold down a job very easily. I wouldn't be able to stay awake. So that's kind of like. I don't know if I have three orgasms in me a week. I can try. Yeah, you can definitely do that. I want you to prove me wrong. Oh, is that what this is? They're baiting me. Okay. Oh, no, huh? You can't do that. Oh, yes, you can. At Sunday, you only got two, so we got to start all over. So you'll get an extra one next week. Yeah, because it's, you know. Now, Monday starts a new week. No, Sunday starts a new week. Well, it depends on what calendar you're going to go by. That's true. I'm old-fashioned. I like the week that start on Sunday and end on Saturday because it is a week end. Yeah. Makes sense to me, but whatever. Wouldn't Sunday be the week end? Sunday would be the week beginning. Oh, God. Yes, you're right. Technically, Sunday would be the week beginning, and Saturday will be the week end. So the week end is Saturday and Sunday. So Monday would be the start. Whatever calendar you want to do. Again, that could be a topic for a whole different podcast. Anyway, so once a week is what they're saying is pretty normal. Well, it's what you should aim for as a minimum. Yeah, that's definitely. Again, scheduling. Mm-hmm. I agree. We'll have children and stuff like that. You know, it's a busy world. It is a very busy world. You know, if you have kids and everything else, we've talked about that, where, you know, some men aren't privy to how much a woman does. You know, she might have a full-time job. She comes home, does the laundry, has to make meals for everybody, take care of the kids, help them with homework, you know, where the husband just puts his feet up, watches TV. You know, they don't all do that. They don't all do that, but, you know, for some, for sure. So, you know, dishes have to be done and all this stuff. You know, come 10 o'clock at night, it's like, okay, I got to take a shower and then try to please you. I'm just repeating your words. Oh, man. My words, not yours. Is that what you're trying to say? Don't buy what you tell me. Yeah, that's it. Okay. But, you know, it's understandable that, you know, but, you know, Again, if you're in a situation like that where you're a significant other, because I can't say which way, it's not prone to just one. One sex or the other. One sided. Yeah, exactly. So if your partner is tired all the time, help them out. Yeah, if two people do the dishes, one washes, one dries, you put them in the dishwasher, whatever your thing is, if you both do it, you can get done quicker, like in half the time. I mean, realistically speaking, I mean, yeah, exactly. While someone's doing the dishes, someone help the kids with homework, whatever. Yeah. So divide and conquer. And then you can reward each other, you know, because there are so many benefits that come from an orgasm, often emotional benefits. I mean. Oh, it's a great stress reliever. Stress reliever. It brings you closer. Yes, I agree. When we have gone through stretches where we haven't had sex, Yeah, I do feel like our team approach is kind of waning a little bit. Like there's some fraying in the fabric, you know, there's some holes in it. I've said that before. Oh, I know you have. I know you have. Not just about us, but in general. Like I said, men are simple creatures. Take out the trash. An orgasm for a man buys a lot. I know, I got you to bring up pellets and do this and do that. All I gotta do is suck your dick. It's great. But you didn't do that last night. I did so last night. You lying suck as shit. I sucked your dick last night. Not to completion. Oh, well. Your arm was hurting. Oh. Made me cum, though. Well. You're like switching. One-sided. Okay, so I owe you. But no, I've said before, you know, men kind of, in general, I can't say everyone, you know, when it gets to be a longer span? And whatever. Longer distance between four castles. He's used a different word. Quick, it's just a sour sour. Hang on, let me correct that. Hey, how do you like that peanut butter stout anyway? Actually. I know, it's very. I had one sip, yeah. It was good. The, you know, if you're a week out. Or weeks out. Or weeks out. And, you know, I've said it before, your wife goes, honey, can you take the trash? You go and do it. But in your head, it's like, fuck you, bitch. Take it out yourself. But you just had you got fucked or whatever in the last 24 to possibly 48 hours. You know, the wife says, honey, take trash. Yes, ma'am. Yeah, I'm going to keep her happy because I might get my dick sucked again. Or, you know, she says, you know, you know, she fucked you really good. And then, honey, I need your left arm here. I need your left arm. Whatever. You know, men will, you know, if we'll drag their balls. Yeah, we get an orgasm. You know what? Men will fucking do anything. Yeah, pretty much. Sometimes. Really, you know. And so, I mean, that's why, like, before sex, you know, as a man, it must be kind of being a man to stand around and do it. But, like, after he gets an orgasm, that's when he, you know, wants a cuddle and spoon and all. It's like, you just pulled all the anger out of the tiger. Yeah, that's a good way. I just came up with that. I know. It's impressive. So impressive. Yeah, I mean, there's so many other things too. I mean, there's all kinds of chemical things that happen, the releasings of, you know, endorphins. It's a bonding moment. Yeah, it's a bonding moment, but there's also the chemical things are being released, which is great. When I give you a good orgasm, how do you just like roll over and go to sleep? It's like, wow, she loves me. a couple of times. Because sometimes it's just a lot. It's just a lot. How many times I want to go to sleep after an orgasm? You can. I don't care. You can. I do not mind at all. I wouldn't do that to you. Oh, stop it. Because I'm better than you. Well, that might be. I tell everybody that too. You get me next time. New big deal. I make sure my wife gets her orgasm. How are you doing today? That's why I like to, I like it if, I don't come first. Yeah, I like it if I don't come first. Oh, sure. Because it just wipes me out. Well, it wipes me out, too. You don't have to. If you're really exhausted. And then after a few nights of that shit, watch how there's a pillow over my head when I sleep. Not true. Motherfucker, don't give me an orgasm. Okay. That's why I cook to make sure you don't poison my food. Good idea. But, you know, I think, you know, once a week is if everything lines up. Sure. If everyone's feeling well. Exactly. Okay. Right. Okay. You know, and you know, I mean, there's a lot of factors to it. Sure. Sure. Again, and the feeling well thing isn't just like, oh, I have a cold. No, it's like, like I've got a bad back right now. You're going through your other shoulder, you know, and stuff like that. Yeah. If I'm in like a weird position, it'll, it'll start to throb. But there's days. Well, you know, with my back and neck, I'm being all fucked up. You know, again, high, humid days. Oh, the humidity does bother my dreams. Yeah. With rain or humid heat or whatever, I'm in a lot of pain. There's been times you've asked me to have sex, and I'm like, I can't. I'm in so much pain. Oh, I know. And I wrote all of them down. I said, on this date. Yeah, I would see that list. It would be three times. October 27th. Three times in 23 years. 2007, you denied sex. Yeah. Can you hold that against me? No, I would never. If I kept a list of all the time, It would be thicker than the Bible. The Old Testament, New Testament, today's Testament, last year's Testament. Oh, my God. Thanks. You're throwing me right under the bus. Thank you so much. I love you, too. Glad to hear that. Okay, that's good. Well, we have to look at the stages of relationship. Remember when we first got together first or we were 20 years younger? Okay, so we had that. But the relationship is new. You've got to bring that up, don't you? Yeah. Actually, we were 22 years younger or more. Were you going to 23 years now? Something like that. Yeah, yeah, I think so. Holy shit. Something like that. Wow. So, I mean, I remember, do you remember I was wearing that sundress and we were driving somewhere and you were like finger me as we were driving. We stopped in a park and I sat and you like reached, I've seen like Indian style. That was the early days. Early, early days. Yeah. And then you reached across, you started finger me in like this park. Yeah. And I had this skirt on so nobody could tell what was going on. But you're doing me like in public. Yeah, I remember that. I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah, I know you do. Yeah. You know, the time we're in that office and he picked me up and put me on that fireplace mantle and ate my pussy. And now because of my back. Oh, you couldn't. I couldn't pick you up. I couldn't have you pick me up because I wouldn't be able to support myself with my shoulders. So we're a pair. Every time you took me from my walker and put me in a wheelchair. Remember, it's getting to that point. Hey, we can laugh about it. I remember we did shots of Geritol and got all crazy. Hey, if that's what it takes to have an orgasm, I will do it. I will do it. I am not ashamed. You know, the important part of that whole scenario, if someone is not or not wanting sex. Or not able to have sex. Or whatever. It's communication. Yeah, communication is huge. We've, you know, I think we've said that earlier. Absolutely. That's important in everything we talk about. We talk about when you're playing with other people and swinging. Right. You know, you got to communicate what are our rules? What do we like? What don't we like? I think just in life, communication is key. Yeah. Just in life in general. But I mean, as you get older, you know, it's going to get to the point where maybe you can't have actual intercourse. So there's other things you may have to do when you have to think outside the box. There's always options. Yeah, there's always options. You know, doing oral or toys or, you know, bring a fuck buddy in. You ran into that young guy who doesn't do oral because you pee out of that. Oh, my God. Like, well, he is going to be a lonely man when he told her. Yeah, he... When his thing don't work. It's like... Because remember, in a relationship... Kids these days, I don't get them. You're going to spend more time with somebody outside the bedroom than you do it. Yeah, we have said that a million times. Yes, that is absolutely true. Absolutely. So while you have them in the bedroom, take full fucking advantage. Plug every hole. Whatever. He starts to scream, put your dick in. No, I'm just kidding. That's it. Come on. That's so wrong. But I mean, you have to think outside the box, you know. Think about her box. Yeah. Or, you know, bring a toy. You know, do some kind of massage. Because, you know, bring a fuck buddy in. I don't know. Just stunt double. Bring all your buddies in. You know. I mean, you know, there's things you could do to mix it up, too. Sure. Don't rely on having intercourse every time. Just have oral. True. You know. Leaves you wanting more. Sometimes. Yeah. It heightens it. Make it a teaser. Yeah. The next night. So maybe both of you can get orgasms, you know, have twice in a week or whatever, you know? Yeah, that would be kind of cool because, you know, you're, I mean, I have a great orgasm orally, so that's not really quite the issue for me. But yeah, I mean, it leaves you wanting more. If that's what you use to fire yourself up, you know? And then it's like, oh, I'm going to wait until tomorrow. I don't, that could backfire, but. Or have a really nice date night. Go get a hotel room. Oh, really nice date night. Fix it up. Go get a hotel room. Someplace different. Yeah. It seems like you have sex in the same place like all the time. Yeah. You know, as a normal. Of course, if money's tight, you sit there and now you're stressing over how much respect. I'm going to go to a hotel. That's going to ruin it. Okay. You just grab your blow up mattress and go out and set up a pup tent. Whatever works, you know. I guess we could probably, well, we've had, we could have had sex in this place. We could have. I mean, in the studio. You've had plenty of sex in here. You and I never have. Oh, my God. We've got to do something about that. I told you like a month ago, two months ago, we were in a pool. And I said, every studio we've had, almost every office, not when other people are there. We've had plenty of time in these fights. I'm slacking here, folks. I better kick it up a notch. You and I have not had sex down by the pool. I didn't. I guess I did. Yes. No, you didn't. You were sitting on the side of the pool. Did I not blow you there? No. Are you sure? It wasn't me. So many dicks, so little time. That is a problem. Our veranda, our decks, never had sex on them. Oh, my God. I'm really, I'm really. Because you tell me the orgasms I give you are so strong that you just want to go to sleep afterwards. That's why we don't even have sex in the morning. You say it wipes you out for the day. Oh, yeah. That'll be too much. And I do like lying. I had the best orgasm. in our nice, comfortable bed, you know, like lying down, just being able to... How come when you wake up in the morning and you're sore, you sit there, that fucking bed, I hate it. But now it's a comfortable bed. I never say that. You're looking for ways of getting out of there. I have so much trouble now. I have so much... Look at that shitty ingrid on your face. Oh, my God. Calling you out, bitch. No, I mean... Backpedal, backpedal. I know, I know. It's some of those... Some of those places are kind of unusual to have. have sex. And I have done it. I've done you on the edge of the pool. You didn't do me. I could have sworn I did you. We didn't switch. I would remember. I'd be like, wow, I actually get to have sex in places where other people had sex with my wife. Okay, I'll have to definitely make it. We'll get down to the pool right now. Okay, I'll sit on the edge. You get in the pool. I'll get in the water. Such an ass. I think the water is like 70 degrees. We wouldn't be able to have intercourse because your fucking pussy pocket's so tight in your asshole. I'd put a piece of coal in them and fucking get diamonds inside a half hour. And you know what? My lips would be so cold or I'd wrap it around your dick, it would go inside. Well, that was just a little thing we wanted to kick around. It's like, what's the ideal number of the amount of times you should have sex in a week with your partner? With your partner. Well, I think everyone has to come up with their own sweet spot on their own. And what works for them. And that's it. We're not telling you this is the magic number. Yeah, there is no magic number. You and your partner have to determine that magic number. Yeah, what works for you guys. I agree. I agree. You know, it's a communication. Oh, they got that deal. Oh, did they? Well, right before we did the podcast, we were on the phone. As we've said before, our house is on a big hill. And we have a lot of woods. needless they have a lot of deer on the property and our neighbor has a tree stand in our backyard and i can't see him but he's there uh they uh while we were on the phone this big deer jumped and went running across and i texted him right before the show and actually talked to him on the phone then were you guys back there hunting i said i saw this big deer jump and he goes matter of fact we did and we're tracking it now so i'm there it's hung up now yeah he's waiting out so they're not going to save us the back straps No, we get ring bologna. We don't get back straps. Ring bologna's good. I'll take it. Yeah, whatever. Didn't cost us anything. Yeah. One less do you have a chance of getting hit by. True. And one less to be eating my damn hostas. Yeah. I'll be eating it. Okay, how are we? I think we're done. I think we're done with this one, this topic. So again, check out the free magazine. The new one is posted. Free happy with it. Yeah, it's Halloween theme. 50shadesofpleasure.com. It's free. Please share it. Tell people about it. And what else? The other magazines are getting ready to come out for next month. Okay. We're going to convert 50 Shades into more of a BDSM magazine. Okay. That sounds good. So go check out Donna and what Donna's doing and who Donna's doing at hotwifedonnalyn.com. I definitely need to do some posting. Sorry, work has gotten in the way, guys. Sorry about that. It's been a little hectic around here, but I think we'll, we can do it. We can do this. You want to reach out to us? Info at hotwavepodcast.com. Love hearing from you guys all. And, you know, all the things people are doing while they listen to the podcast. I mean, this one wasn't a sexy podcast. Sorry, but I felt it was a worthwhile topic. Yeah, I think it's helpful. You know, I mean, if it helps boost your, your sexual relationship or relationship with your significant other, it's all, it's all valid. So in the next few weeks, I think we have some pretty sexy coming up. We have some people coming and stuff. Oh, you have people coming? Okay. I have people showing up. You might have people coming. Okay. So anyway, so again, with that, thank everyone for listening. Please enjoy the show, which I see a lot of people do. Share it with your friends and, you know, stay horny. All right. Have a great night, everybody.