Hot Day at the Pool

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife podcast, where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. Well, welcome to a live show. I'm here with my wonderful husband, Vince. Hey. So, should I give out the phone number now? Yeah, give it out now. Sure. If you guys want to call in when we start going here, you can add to the conversation. The number here is 484-352-2553. Yep. Even if it doesn't have anything to do with what we're talking about. Call in. We don't care.

We're good. Any questions for us that may or may not be related to the topic? It's great. Yeah, we're flexible. Answer one question right off the bat. Tonight I am drinking Knob Creek, the 12-year-old. Oh, there you go. So since I get some emails from people asking, what are you drinking? What did you drink? I am drinking something very wonderful here. It's called water. I can't drink that shit. Too high a content there. It's like 100% pure. Yeah, I'm not doing any alcohol tonight. I drank earlier, and I'm just like, I need to be awake. I can't be falling asleep here. I'd be terrible.

Day-drinking amateur. Yeah, I guess I am. That's okay. You're allowed to be. So we have some potential callers I know tonight. Angelina might be calling in. Yeah, that would be crazy. And Jay may be calling in. That would be cool. Yeah. Two sexy women calling in. I'm sitting here with a sexy woman. Oh, you're just in the mix here. You've got all sexy all around you. Well, I just started drinking. You didn't drink this afternoon when I was in? I was drinking rum and coke, which is different for me. Okay. But it was more coke than rum. Oh, okay.

Because I knew it was in the heat, and I had to do the show tonight, and I needed to be functional more than usual. Functional? Okay, that's... Functional. That was my job. Yeah, you had a... Yeah, you... I was functional. Yes, you were. Yes, I had a playmate over this afternoon.

That's probably why I'm a little wrung out, too, because we were we played like on in the in the pool on a raft yes you did and it was fun yeah we actually bought like a queen size inflatable raft it definitely fits two people i would say it's queen so i would say it's close it's close it's not oh here we go again we're not gonna get that argument over bed naming are we it's a full size that's a whole fucking show in itself fucking no it's not a single bed is not a single bed it's a fucking and then you say a twin but a twin is a single bed another show another show anyway it's it's pretty big anyway two people can fit on this raft pretty easily and i had him laying out there I was sucking on him and then i i had a way down and then i got to ride on him a little bit and it was you know you feel the heat of the well you both questioned it first whether it was going to you know you guys are going to flip over you know be the bottom of the pool that's always a that's always a question but i we used that last year and it worked out pretty well so i was i was pretty confident pretty confident that it would work out pretty good that was last year though yeah it was last year and but yeah you guys got up on the raft and yeah and you guys were laying there a little bit at first and then it's like you know kind of like you know just cuddling and you know chatting i liked your comment about like at one point you were like you know i'd like to 69 but i i'm afraid i would drown all that weight in one center part would he would i would drown him no i actually think because of his um he had the pillow which is a bigger oh okay it's a bigger blown up cushion part of it.

So his head would have stayed afloat, but like with your hips, like you pushing down with your hands as you're blowing them or whatever, like down there, I think like his dick would have kind of submerged a little bit. Like when you guys got to the fucking part, like I said, when you guys were fucking, you know, the water from him going up and down was like kind of like, it almost looked like he was spraying water out of his balls. It was pretty funny. I could feel the water, but it wasn't until I watched that part of the video that I saw that I got chuckled. I was like, yeah, you're right.

All this water splashing all over the place. Yeah, so it started out in a pool. You guys, you know, you started, you know, kissing and fingering you and stuff like that. Fondling.

Yeah, so I was blowing him and then they laid him back and got a chance to ride him and that's when all that splashy water thing happened it was kind of fun and then he got me i was gonna see yeah i was waiting to see it's like i think i'd be really stupid and try to do doggy on this raft because it ain't gonna work i thought i think we thought about it but it didn't well and then the interesting part too was you couldn't use spunk loop which is a great product oh absolutely and you should go to spunkloop.com and get yours We'll see you next time. I think we thought about it, but it didn't.

Well, and then the interesting part, too, was you couldn't use Spunk Loob, which is a great product. Oh, absolutely. And you should go to spunkloob.com and get yours, order some. You know, believe me, this is going to sound really crazy, but I kind of wish we would have had some there because water is not a great lubricant. Well, that's where I was going with that. Yeah, it's not a great lubricant. If I just would have had something there, it would have been a little easier because he got it in. The problem is it is water-soluble. It is water-soluble.

You would have gotten it wet and it wouldn't have been there anymore yeah but at least you would have gotten in a little easier than well when you guys first got started you had a little wiggling to try to get it in there yeah yeah but i mean you you got wet enough to you were able to take him in oh yeah that's not really a problem i always get wet with him oh yeah then he ate me out that's what it was oh i had like a million orgasms well we didn't get to that part oh my god you just you're going like you know you tell the punchline before you tell the joke but yeah i was riding him and then he flipped me over and then started eating me yeah i know i was there yeah well i'm not always sure the you know for me there's there's a whole bunch of things going on i don't remember the exact well even when you were riding him you actually had some orgasms on his dick no i just felt really good i didn't have any okay i thought you did no i was real close though i was real real close because yeah it was so it was really tickling my clit i was so so close i don't think We have video.

We'll find out. Yeah, and I could be mistaken because it was like a blur after that. Yeah. Just a blur. Yeah, then after that, you know, you kind of, then he, you know, you guys kind of like laid down, and he said, what do you want to do next? And he said, would you like to eat my pussy some more? And so he got back in the water. Yeah, it was like... He put you on the edge of the raft. Yeah, the edge of the raft. You had like two or three then. Oh, at least three. Yeah, at least three. So now one of the interesting things, you've played with this gentleman for a year and a half?

Something like that, yeah. At least. Great guy. Yeah, he's fun. He's a lot of fun. Yeah, you always have fun with him. Oh, yeah, absolutely. He always makes you come on. Yep. I saw it because I'm shooting the video work, and I was like, what the fuck is that? There was something underneath his tongue. I'm like, what the fuck? So when he got done, and you had two or three orgasms on his face, which was great. It was very erotic. I said, yo, is your tongue pierced? He goes, oh, yeah. And you were like, you're kidding me. Yeah, because when I was kissing him, I never noticed it.

It's not like right there. I never clinked against my teeth. I never felt it. Yeah. And he's like, yeah, it's been pierced for like 20 years. I'm like, it's funny. All the time we kiss, I never felt his tongue pierce. Yeah, I mean. And we have lots of tongues. He's a soft-spoken guy, too, so he doesn't, like, really open up his mouth when he talks a lot. Right. I mean, he doesn't mumble or anything, but he just doesn't, you know, but... You don't see the tongue going. So that was, to my knowledge, the first time you had a guy with a tongue piercing lick your pussy.

Yeah, but the thing is, he's done it before, so I have... Yeah, but I'm saying, now that you're aware of it. Now that I'm aware of it. Do you think it made a difference? Did you feel it? Like when I had the girl, when I had women blow me with the tongue piercing, it's like, yeah, I can feel it. No, I can't feel it. Okay. I think he'd be fine without a tongue piercing, actually. Sure. He's got good technique.

He's got a lot of, he's got a lot of the same skill set that you have he likes the flicking of the tongue on my clit he does that he did oh he did uh a really nice thing that you always do that like the sucking on the clit you know we get your lips really uh kind of like kind of like sealed around it and really like it really sucks like really i don't know really brings it out engorges it yeah it really does when you when you suck on the clit not don't hurt them no no it's almost like you know it's like yeah you're just trying like if you're trying to suck soda through a straw just that you know you don't have to suck too much unless you're trying to empty the glass quickly but if you're just drinking normally that same little that little little draw just enough and then like i said and then you just wiggle it while it mouth.

It's wiggled around a little bit, just kind of, you know. Yep, he's got good skills. Yeah, that's good. Well, obviously. Yeah, that's commendable because you don't find too many like that. Again, I don't remember if it was two or three orgasms on the raft.

Now, in the meantime, in our pool, our house is built into a hill and our pool is in our front yard as weird as it sounds um but um our neighbors can kind of see over the fence because they're up higher than the pool is yeah and some trees got taken down so they have a clear shot now but they didn't they weren't out i didn't see them but um i'm just saying but then so after you got done that we went over to the uh little pergola the pergola thing that's a big word yeah i know not sure what that means i thought it was something you ordered on the fucking mcdonald's menu but um i'll take the pergola family meal with fries yeah but um you want ketchup on that no i like my per goes straight so um so we went over there and next thing we know it started all over again yeah you started blowing them yep we have a little love seat and little you know wicker furniture underneath of it so it's kind of it's kind of nice a place to hang out but it's also a fun place to have sex too the interesting part with that i think is always the fact that um the pool was about 20 feet off the street now we're about the pool it's more than that okay 25 30 feet top 30 off of the street 30 feet top now the pool was about 10 feet above the street eight or ten yeah and.

And then we have the fence and there's trees there. There's, you know, whatever kind of trees they are. Arborvitae. Yeah, whatever. Oh, God bless you. So there is a screen. But in the meantime, you know, just, you know, like I said, just this fence and a couple of arborvitae. Yeah. They're blocking and there's people riding. You can hear, hear like the bikers. We have a lot of bikers in our area. Not the Harley kind, but the bicyclists. And you can hear them going by and they just don't know. Just on the other side of that fence there's two people wailing away.

When I was coming, I had to like squelch it because I didn't be like screaming. I had to squelch it. I was like, oh God. Well, when I was coming, I didn't. Oh, you didn't squelch it?

I didn't be like screaming I had to squelch it I was like oh god well when I was coming I didn't oh you didn't squelch it good for you I didn't come oh I'm sorry I thought maybe you did no one touched me oh I'm sorry I don't mean I wanted him to I don't want him to he's a nice guy guy but not not that there's no guy that nice in my book okay i'm just making sure there's no level of nice for me with that but anyway we've talked about that so yeah so you wind up blowing him for a while and then yeah you know you guys were doing doggy well you you did what cowgirl and reverse cowgirl i don't think i did did reverse cowgirl.

Yes, you did. Let's go to the playboy and play the video. I can. I will. I know I wanted to. I don't know if I did. Yes. Okay, I did. Good. He popped out right away because it was just not, because it loves you. You can't really sit back. No, yeah. That's the problem with that thing.

So then after he popped out a couple times you know i put him right back in though damn it well he said let's let's do doggie yeah sure yeah that worked out well yeah yeah but uh yeah so now that you know so we got some video for that so if you follow donna on her many outlets you're going to go to hotwifedonnalyn.com and probably in the next week that video will be up. Sure. I'm just putting some up today that we shot a couple weeks ago. Yeah. So let's go through the editing process. Yeah.

You got to clean up the, you know, because, you know, you don't want the whole, all the, you know, us walking from the pool. Well, we don't shoot all that. Yeah, you know, cameras changing. You just edit that crap out. So it's nice and beautiful. And she has to dub in their names. Because every time she's fucking somebody else, she's always yelling my name. Yeah, that's what I'm doing. Oh, put their name in. Jesus Christ. That's exactly what I'm doing. Oh, fids. Oh, that's the other way. Yeah, it's my voice. It's my voice on your face. Yeah, there you go. Oh, fuck me, Vince.

Yeah, I had to dump. Oh, Vince, your dick's in so deep. Yeah, I just want you to make you feel better, dear. Yeah, I wish. I have a pillow over my face when I sleep. Oh, stop. I've only did that once. Come on. Once last night, once the night before. Yes, just once. So it was a fun day, but yeah, kind of like being in the heat and the sunshine. You're in the fucking pool. I know, but the heat kind of like washed me out a little bit. The alcohol. Oh, and that did it? Day drinking and the heat. And the heat. And we were doing a lot of yard work before, so you were kind of tired and drained.

A little bit. A little bit. So, yeah, I was, when I was done, I was like, whew, I'm going to need to take me a nap. Well, again, okay, so you had alcohol. Right, right. You had already done a bunch of yard work where, you know, you were sweaty and everything else, and you went and showered. Right, right. And then you're day drinking right you're in the sun yeah wow that's loud this is angelina oh can you hear us hello hi hi how are you i'm good i'm listening to you so you had a good time today yeah i had a really good time he's He's a playmate I've good. I'm listening to you.

So you had a good time today. Yeah, I had a really good time. He's a playmate I've had several times. I don't know, five, six, eight times a bunch over the last year and a half. Yeah, at least. Yeah, we know each other intimately. Yeah, he's always alive. He's a good lover. Do you think when a dick's inside of you, that's intimately, really? No. It's a kissing that's intimate. It's the kissing that's intimate. I shook his hand. It was hot and heavy, passionate handshaking. I think I'm engaged. You were saying about the tongue ring. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It was weird.

I just never noticed that before, even though kiss a lot it just it never hit my teeth it never like knocked against anything you guys didn't tongue wrestle we did I never felt it maybe it's a guarded thing it fends you off have you ever had someone lick your pussy Angelina ring? No, actually never. Okay, well, I'm going to run right out tomorrow and get one and we can change that. Yeah, okay. There you go. Sounds like fun. I just don't want you feeling left out. That's all. I don't want to be left out.

That's what I'm'm saying it's for no other reason than i want to make sure you feel part of the team there you go i'll try not to enjoy myself too much yeah i'll go and get it pierced and he'll come back you know here's the whole thing with her sex drive and as long as i can eat pussy how many orgasms okay like like the one girl at the party said i gave her 56 orgasms in like 40 minutes okay how many orgasms do you think i could give angelina hundreds and i mean to see who would give up first oh i don't know it'd be like a marathon who would give up first you would i don't know i don't be like a marathon.

I'd put money on it. Like every two hours, there would have to be a break to rehydrate. Right. And then we'd go back to it, you know? Oh, my God. You know, like there's competitions where you have to have your hand on the car. Right, right. And, you know, so it would be one of those things. It would almost be like an MMA fight. Which one of us is going to tap out first, you know?

I'll just have the drip of the hydration so i won't have to get out no that's just cheating yeah that'd be an interesting battle that will be an interesting battle i did want i did want to call him something's wrong with my phone so it's like been disconnecting all day so if it disconnects i apologize um i was gonna come and ha ha ha i was gonna come Thank you very much.

it's like been disconnecting all day so if it disconnects i apologize um i was gonna come and ha ha ha i was gonna come you came already you told me earlier today you you took care of some business oh i did for like a good half an hour well well that's it just a half an hour so well i had things to do that's the problem damn be a responsible adult the car wash only We'll see you right now. Oh, you never know. Well, that's part of it.

But but you know she gets to like have playmates all the time and i'm just so my friend said to me today he's like you are so damn picky anymore yeah i'm i have like a range yeah oh yeah it's i have a range of people if they're nice people i go by more like personality than i do physical appearance because sometimes, you know, physical appearance is like, oh, they're not that great, you know, looking maybe, but they start doing things or talking to you. And all of a sudden it's like they have a personality that carries it. Not always, but, you know, sometimes.

I think for Angelina, she has to like send these guys her stress tests. You know, I have to make sure your heart's going to last.

You know have to sign waivers you know it's like i'm not killing anymore not killing anymore well you know it's you know it's funny um somebody's on this site or whatever and um they're really really young i was talking to a couple of them yeah yeah two of the guys are great because they kind of get that i don't but there was this young kid he's young young he's like 20 um no i think he's i don't know so anyway i was trying to tell him he said well can't you keep up with me and i just let it go i was like yeah okay block yeah block i'm calling vegas i went to line on that one i'm gonna make millions you can't keep up with me that's what i'm saying i'm putting all my money i can on you i'm gonna what are the odds on that one now i'm gonna go to i'm gonna go borrow money from everybody i can and put that down on all my money on angelina yeah it's not the truth well that's like the guy when I was still dancing.

I was like, hey, baby, I'll be the best sex you ever had. And I took him into a couch dance room. Hey, I'm right here. And it lasted two minutes. And a couch dance room came in his pants. Two minutes. Not even a four-minute song. Best sex I ever had. It's like, oh, dude, that's so funny.

Speaking of dancing, i went to two two places on friday um i don't want to give the one because it was really bad i actually um i walked out with a friend of mine i was just like i cannot be in here the one of the dancers brought her baby in oh and i just went nah yeah so left that one went to another one i'm not going to name them but went to the second one i actually had a really really good time um the one girl the last girl she actually put on the best show she had the ring um you know hanging whatever she put on the best show like i mean it was on it was unbelievable so it was like yeah it was really really a couple weeks ago a couple weeks ago i saw this great girl girl show it was hot as hell it was like it happened right here in the studio no you did oh yeah this one girl yeah.

This one girl, she pulled out this fucking, like, jackhammer thing, and, like, went to town on her pussy right here in the studio. Oh, my gosh, that's right. Didn't I, didn't that scene girl share it with Donna? Yeah, I think so. You heard the show, too. It was so hot. I think I heard that show. Yeah, it was amazing. I mean, I don't know. I'd like to invite the girl back We have to get her opinion We have to get her to do toy evaluations Yes, absolutely I'll be back I love that spunk loop Donna, her Hitachi Should be coming in any day now Oh my day now. Oh, my gosh, Donna, did you get one?

We ordered it. We ordered it. And by mistake, I didn't check the color when I ordered it. It's coming in purple. So I said, well, as big as it is, we're just going to call it Barney. I don't care what color it is. Jesus Christ, I don't care. You know. Barney. I love you. You love me. I mean, you know, you have your name for yours. And so it's like, okay, we'll name yours. It's purple. It's fucking Barney. That's not as sexy as Antonio. Hi, Donna, can I borrow Barney? Can you borrow Jose? Yeah. You guys are swapping. I thought his name was Antonio. Come on.

I've heard of partner swaps, not vibrator swaps. There's a Jose now, too. Does he have a Jose, too? I have a Jose now, too. You have a Jose, too? I have a Jose now, too. Oh, that's terrible. There's a whole family. Antonio's in the bathroom, and Jose's in the closet. Stop. Get him out of the closet. He's fine. He's all proud now. He can be. I love that. I love my guys. Oh, that. I love by guys. Oh, gosh. I love by guys. I love gay guys. I love by guys big time. There's nothing like getting on them and then them getting on a dude. That's got to be interesting.

I haven't done that in a long time. I don't mind. I love. That's why you go to an ice cream store and they've got like 75 flavors. There's something for everybody. I don't mind I love that's why you go to the ice cream store and they got like 75 flavors there's something for everybody I don't go to the ice cream store where they're you know like fucking each other how was the pool today? beautiful it was 81 and a half degrees or something like that and then Donna was in there fucking so it went up to like 700 degrees water boiling I have to add more water I'll see you next time.

half degrees or something like that. Something like that. And then Donna was in there fucking, so it went up to like 700 degrees. The water boiled off. Exactly. How was the pool's at all? Yeah, I have to add more water to the pool. It's kind of boiled off, you know. We were splashing around a lot. And we solved the age-old question, can you fuck on that raft? And the answer is yes. Which raft was it? Did I see that raft? No, I don't think I blew it up when you were here. Yeah, we just brought it out of...

The way you were walking around my pool when you were here if the raft was blowing up I'd probably been holding the whole thing over my crotch I just walked countless that doesn't take much I'm telling you of course she'd go oh look the little stem for the blow up valve yeah blow it up bitch blow it, I'm telling you. Of course, she'd go, oh, look, the little stem for the blow-up valve. I'd go, yeah, blow it up, bitch. Blow it up. Blow up that stem. Yeah, blow up that stem. Grab that little stem and blow. I'm really excited about her Hitachi coming in. I am, too. I can't wait to use it.

It's going to be fun. Again, another replacement. She's not going to come out of the house. She does it anyway. She's going to take her desk chair and just pull the chair off with the wheels, leave the wheels there, and put the Hitachi on the wheels. Scoot around the house on the fucking Hitachi. Come on, Barney, let's go.

I can't wait to see her then use it on the show yeah well you're gonna have to be here you might have to show her the finer tricks i'll be there when she does it i'll be there and you know what i want to try i want to try something i want to try the one that you had donna because i don't use those the thrusting rabbit yeah yeah that one was actually given to me by a toy company you timmy they gave it to me to do a review on and i i do like it i'd like it a lot So we're going to record our show for wednesday which will be a pre-recorded show is actually donna we got her due to the one woman we met at the house party we got donna a vibrating anal plug that blanks has blinking lights in it and has a remote oh you got that's got that one, the one you showed me a picture of.

Yes, and it has a remote, so I can sit there in control. So Wednesday, we're going to be having, you're going to hear Donna and me is happy with the little remote just making her fucking ass just fucking hum. Go for it, bitch. And little fucking Saturday Live Lights, you know. It's going to be fun. I'll have to get a vibrator also for my pussy so my clit so you can do my ass. Oh, jeez, do you have one? One or two. Jesus Christ. Let me just open up the duffel bag. It looks like you open up her fucking nightstand. It looks like a fucking U.S. military or all these missiles. That's true.

That's true. I have some by the bed. I have some upstairs in my little. We had a call from the adult bookstore. It's like, we're running low in inventory. Can we buy some back, Donna? I don't think they want that. They're slightly used. Slightly. Abused. I've seen junkyards that have less abused cars in them. Oh, that's not that bad. Well, I do. I haven't burnt out any in quite a while, so that's good. So when are we going to get you back on the show? In person. I'll be there next Sunday. What's next Sunday. That'll be fun. Hopefully I'll have my Atachi by then. I can be there next Sunday.

Yeah, you can come anytime you want. And hopefully it'll be really. Hopefully I have my attache right then. I can be there next Sunday. Yeah, you can come anytime you want. And hopefully it'll be really, really nice because then I'll come and hang out at the pool all day. Sure, sure. I hope so. If you want, you can meet. I'm checking the weather right now. It's supposed to be really nice, I think, all this week. So I can always. Well, if you want to come out on the 4th of July. Well, no, it's supposed to rain today, Monday, Tuesday. But next Sunday, it just says overcast, so no rain, so...

How don't it's supposed to rain on 4th of July, Phil? Yeah, it says 40%. Darn it all. You don't know. Yeah, you don't know. It seems it's like in the 90s. Yes, 89. It's going to be cool weather if it's not too rainy.

I don't know yeah you don't know it's like in the 90s yes 89 it's gonna be pool weather if it's not too rainy i don't mind a little sprinkle i don't care about that i'll still swim sure what are you afraid of getting wet exactly what is it thunder and lightning i worry about i know you're out there here hold this long pole see this metal pole here hold this hold it up higher it scares lightning, that's what it does. It scares lightning away. I brought the pole out. You started dancing. I just got something from this guy on this site again. He said, I would just worship your body while you lay.

But he's 25. He's hot. He's Latino, but he's 25. So? So? Can't do it. I can't do it. I'm missing so much cock.

We'll just switch the numbers around you the way you fuck you need someone young yeah you know that they can recover quick i know but the thing is is that my kids are older like like i said i was trying to explain this is just for me if you're not 45 or like i'm going to say i say 45 but i'm going to say like 43 i do you know what i mean exactly i just i can't i just i can't my kids are older even though today i felt good because i was at and somebody thought i was only 42 so i was like i'll take it sure i'll take that but yeah but i know but i know you got a better body than most 20 year olds yeah you really do have a better body it's tighter and firmer and i'll take that down i don't think so nobody's tighter firmer than you i've touched your skin you've got this gorgeous soft skin and everyone knows i'm not in the, but I'll tell you what, you're nice to touch.

Thank you. I like touching you, too. We might switch her over yet. I know better. No, it's not happening. I did. It's not going to happen. I know that. I love busting your balls, though. I've looked. I've looked. She doesn't have balls. Okay, I love busting your whatever I'm busting. I've looked extensively. She has no balls. That's a good thing. Yeah. That's a good thing. Yeah, I wouldn't be inviting her back to masturbate if she had balls. It might get in the way. Yeah.

But, yeah, no, I mean, like I said, anytime you want to come over and use the pool it's there bathing suits are not required for you nope i was walking around naked today and you had a dick in you well that too i was i was wearing i was wearing a man oh yeah we we have played a lot because i would have loved to have seen her got around that you were allowed to come over it was a lot of fun yeah that raft is definitely going to see a lot of attention this summer another thing I bought you're like that's not going to work that's not going to work oh what's that oh the raft I didn't think it would be you didn't think that would work Did massage?

That's not going to work. Oh, what's that? What? Oh, the raft? Yeah. I didn't think it would be all that. You didn't think that would work. The massage table. I know. I know. I'm just expressing my opinion. Like I said, on my tombstone, it's going to say, now you'll listen. What? I wasn't listening. Exactly. Shut up. Pain in my ass. So, yeah, we got to find someone in good shape, 45, with lots of tattoos for Angelina. Yep. And what's your ideal size dick? What's your ideal size dick? Well, it can't be too big because we all know I have the smallest pussy ever. Okay. That's why I'm asking you.

What size dick do you want? I don't know. I don't know i have to see i don't um it can't be eight forget about it okay um yeah that's understandable because sometimes it hits by um six seven six is good it's the girth the girth killsength is okay. I mean, it can't be too long. Okay. I can't remember. I just go like this. I feel like I make my hand into a circle like that. I'm sorry. I'm putting a dick in my mouth. That's a visual. Yeah, it is.

It doesn't't work on audio it has to be that i was wondering if i can open my mouth it's my pussy that has the hardest time do you do you do any insertion with your toys at all in my mouth no on your pussy in your pussy i don't like that either really i just want to use that rabbit thing i'm very very weird about down there um we'll just we'll leave it at that um the only thing i said i do like i like popsicles okay oh yeah i've done that sure popsicle remember i love the popsicles up there we have to grab popsicles We have to go to the store store.

You want me to bring some popsicles and I'll fuck myself with a cherry pop? You tell us the flavor, we'll get it. We use those ice pops. Ice pops. Mm-hmm. You know, like the torpedo we want but not the big ones. You know, the thin ones. Yeah. Right.

I know what you're talking about when i did um when i would escort i would sometimes bring those guys were like holy shit are you serious and i make them eat them out of my pussy oh i bet they hated that okay we have to get sugar-free ones sugar-free ones i like to fuck myself with them and then them suck it out yeah sugar-free ones it like melts inside your pussy and gushes out like Kool-Aid. We have to get a lot of sugar-free ones. It's messy, but it's fun. We have to get a lot of sugar-free ones. Honey, when I go shopping, I will get you some. I'm a diabetic, so I can't. Got me sugar-free.

Oh, shit. Sorry, thinking ahead here. It's like, yeah, if, if I'm diabetic, I'm just kidding. I'm thinking I'm getting ahead, too. You're always thinking I'm getting ahead. Yes. That's just typical. Let's see. I'm surrounded by... Did you get any head when you were at the... You got head when you were at the party, didn't you? Me? No. Yeah. Nope.

no one no one touched me it was weird yeah they're just they just line up for me to there i think that's not fair well actually the thing is um because i'm like you i'm kind of picky as far as like like I started playing, I started getting all sweaty and I was wearing clothes still. And I just, I don't, I like to be clean, you know? Yeah, you are really. And I'm not comfortable around a lot of people being naked. No, he probably gets stage fright. Yeah. It wouldn't work out well.

And actually, if you witnessed what happens, what I do and the way these women can barely walk, far more entertaining. Yeah, what I do, and the way these women can barely walk, it's far more entertaining. Yeah, that's true, that's true. Oh, my God. And they want to quickly pass me off to the next one, like, tag, you're in. You know, it's like a wrestling match. They're on the edge of the bed tapping the other one on the hand. Okay, I'm going in. Oh, my God. What was that? I missed that, too. What did you say? I was sorry, relay race. Okay, relay. Yeah, almost, yeah. Yeah, I like that.

Yeah, basically, and let's see, we got there at 8 o'clock. We left at 2 a.m. And in that course of time, I did six women, each of them for a minimum half hour each. You were busy. Yeah. Yeah, they each had at least 30 orgasms. 20 or 30. I remember a lot. I wasn't counting. There was a lot. It was multiples, though. It was fun. It was fun. I enjoyed that one couple, that married couple that you were, she had the light up thing in her butt. Yeah. It was fun. It was fun. I enjoyed that one couple, that married couple, that you were, she had the light-up thing in her butt. Yeah, that was fun.

I was doing her husband. She came so hard that thing shot out of her ass. Shot out of her ass. That's great. That's awesome. Yep. That was a lot of fun. I didn't want her to deflate, so I quick put my finger in there. Oh, good, good. Yeah. You don't want to deflate. No, I can't have that. Oh, gosh.

It wouldn't be gentleman- like to let her deflate yeah okay oh you're such a sick man so the one gentleman that uh you gave me his name that was supposed to potentially be here he uh said oh it uh you know seven o'clock i'll reach out to you and i'll you'll get the address and we'll come out on the podcast. Crickets, crickets. Yeah, it happens. He said he was coming out? Yeah. He was going to come to the house? He was going to, but I never gave him the address because he was supposed to get back to me that he had friends over the house. Right.

And he says, if I'll reach out When you want to get some pussy You get the fuck away Just stop All he's getting is himself And he's the pussy Which one Which guy was he There was two of them was two of them. The one with the beard. The one with the beard. Okay. That's all I'll say. Wow. He seems, I just messaged him too. I said, are you listening to the podcast? Yeah. Oh, did you give him the address? Oh, I didn't give him anything. It's not for me to do that. I mean, the website, did you give him the website address to listen to the podcast? Oh, I thought you give him anything.

It's time for me to do that. Did you get the website address to listen to the podcast? Oh, I thought you did. Nope. I'm going to do it right now. No, don't give it to him. Fuck him. Only cool people listen to the podcast, not assholes. Only cool people. Likely story. I love you, Dad. Only cool people. Oh story I love you guys Only cool people Why am I here? I'm not a cool person He keeps telling me I'm not a cool person I'm not cool Mr.

Bale, he's a cool guy Stephen, cool guy Jay, cool woman And a bunch of other, Michael And a bunch of other people that dread us And if you want you want to write to us go to uh hot wife podcast at gmail.com love to hear what you got to say um questions or whatever so yeah we try to answer all the emails you know i have a question when are we going to see some pictures of angelia i don't know well when are we going to take some still. That's what I'm saying. You've got to tell me. My camera is ready and raring to go. I just need an Angelina in front of me. Tell me what you... You tell me.

Set it up. Well, I don't know your schedule during the week there, sweetheart. You have to tell me. I'm around. Yeah, we work from home now. Well, don't need to do it now. Just, you know, you text me later. Depends what time you come here. Oh, yeah. How about if we do it? Well, you know what? We should do it the following week. This week, I think, might be a little crazy.

Actually, though, short week so yeah donna when are you around though because i know during the day until three every day until three yeah then i go to my second job in the morning then we could have like coffee i'll get like all hyped up on coffee and then we'll just like take pics and bring a bunch of my pictures i mean a bunch of stuff newer sure newer outfit yeah that'd be cool it'd be fun yep and then we can yeah i want you guys to like really tie me up and i want a lot of like that shop shots like that donna with me and donna sure that'd be fun whatever i'm just on this side of the camera, not on that side, so we can manage whatever you want to do.

You know? Yeah, we have to find... I'm going to do a throwout. If anybody's listening and you have, like, tons of tattoos, you...

And you have to be in the philadelphia general area yeah philadelphia pennsylvania because you you get somebody from like you know sacramento california what you don't want someone like hey i'm in sacramento california it's gonna be kind of tough yeah you gotta be in the in the philadelphia pennsylvania area yep that's helpful yeah come on guys and if you think you have stamina and you have a good health life insurance policy yeah and take your vitamins and you you know you you don't mind getting a shit kicked out of you in a good way yeah and um and and i want spankings I like kissing.

I'm a big, I love, love to kiss. Okay. I get that. Yeah. We just did a show one day. The lost art of kissing the other, the other day. Yes, you did. Yeah. I love kissing. So yeah, but you never kissed my ass. So yeah, there's a reason why I don't kiss your ass. She tongues your ass. I blow her kisses back. Oh, stop. Do you like your ass eating? Me? No. I'm so into that, too. If I liked it, would it matter to you? I'm not sticking my tongue anywhere near that thing. Sorry. No. No way. Yeah, I admit it to her. She goes, oh, that's good. But I don't.

But if I did, if I did admit it, it's like, yeah, you wouldn't eat my head? No, fuck no. I just was curious. I just was curious. I just wouldn't embarrass you on the air. That's it.

Hey, am I talking to Vince the ass-eating?'s got his ass-eating No, you're not That's why Everybody's different Some people really like me Yeah, no, I'm not into that I've had guys actually Grab my ass and shove their face into it and just start eating well your ass is one thing I'll eat the fuck out of a woman's ass but no I don't want anything by my ass I'll eat a woman's ass absolutely a guy's hairy ass it was not hairy I've ever eaten their ass out they have had the smoothest asses a lot of Asian guys like that I love Asian guys some of the food they eat tastes like shit so it's different that's not true at all I've never eaten I've never eaten a hairy ass.

Oh, there you go. I'm not into guys that are real hairy, though, either. I usually have always dated when I did guys with minimal hair. Yeah, I get it. I told you, I was with that. He was Native American. He was half Native American. And oh, my gosh he no hair he was he was yummy his skin was asians and native americans are not known for body hair no they're really not so oh see that that would be that would be good for me i could definitely do that yeah get my face down but i'm a part italian we got the body hair hey how would you like to eat my hairy asshole?

It's like lasagna with dental floss. Oh, no. You're just, no. Come on. I'll put a little marinara on my ass or you go to town. You know? No. I'm gagging on that one. Come on. I'm trying to even stop it I'll put a little cheese In my ass We'll call it a kanoe Kiss my kanoe hole Kanoe hole I'll even put a little chocolate chips A little powdered sugar It's a kanoe out of my ass Is it a dingleberry? Is it chocolate?

Not for nothing I can buy you a fucking cappuccino Oh god that's foul That sounds good The cappuccino sounds good Yeah the fucking kanoe asshole Yeah the cappuccino sounds good Oh, sure, sure. I'd make you a gourmet asshole, and you don't want it. A gourmet asshole. Is there such a thing? Listen, we'd have to wax your ass. Oh. And then you got an enema. Then you get an enema. There you go. Make sure you're up there, and then you're going to stick some Listerine up that sucker and stick my tongue. Damn. Wow. There goes the enema again. That fucking asshole would just fall out.

There'd be nothing to lick. I'd just fucking drop out. Oh, damn it. Was that your asshole that just fell out? That's my asshole. Don't step on that. That's my asshole. I've got to put that back. Hold on. Where's the super glue, Donna? Oh, dear. Oh, my God. I don't know about the Listerine. That probably would not be a good thing to do. The Listerine is what makes it. It kills germs and bacteria. If you've got to do all that to an asshole, you should not be going near it. You know?

It's like, I mean, we're going to sandblast it first, you know, and then we're going to spray it with some acid to burn all the hair off. Oh, my God. Then we're running through the car wash, and I'm going to power wash the shit out of that fucking thing. And then we're going to get serious. Then we're going to get serious. Then I'm going to take some 80-grit sandpaper on a belt sander You're welcome. And then, then we're going to get serious. Then we're going to get serious. Then I'm going to take some 80 grit sandpaper on a belt sander and I'm going to smooth that fucker right out.

Get rid of those roids. Get rid of those roids. Okay. Now a little minwax on that fucker. Make it nice and shiny. Go ahead. Go to town, bitch. Eat my ass. Oh, my God. No, that's terrible. Hey. We can stick some of the dough. It's probably smooth now. Yeah, I mean, I'm sorry.

Someone comes to me with a menu of shit they wouldn't do it to my ass i was like no let's just forget that okay you just took all the fun of it the spontaneity kind of gone you have to you have to do you have to do before you get there i still wouldn't want it i my fucking my ass be burning from the Listerine absolutely I'm sorry I can't show up my asshole's on fire I'm gonna suck that Listerine right out of there a little Tabasco sauce too what the fuck why not a little ghost pepper sauce on that asshole fucking ripen it right that's awful. Oh, my gosh.

I was out to breakfast two weeks ago with somebody, and there was four tables in the back, like long tables at the diner, and I kept looking back, and they're like, what are you looking at? And I said, oh, there's an Asian man back there, an Asian man. And I said, I just want to lay down on the table and act like I was sushi and them just all eat off of me, right? You're a pushy just like a tuna roll. It was probably like 35, 35 of them. 35 of them. And she was like, holy shit. And for you, that'd be perfect. She's like, holy shit, are you kidding me? Well, that'd be perfect for you.

I think she said, I thought, what?

That'd be perfect are you kidding me well that'd be perfect for you that'd be perfect for you because by the time we got through all 35 they're all going to be horny again well guess what happened as they're starting to leave she looks out and she goes they're from a church a Christian church and you said I'll make them scream that's even's even hotter jimmy baker that's it oh yeah oh my god yeah i can worship at the altar of angelina yep oh my god oh my gosh that is such oh my gosh instead of a collection plate she's got a collection pussy oh she'll be live put your contribution right there Contribution.

Put your contribution all over my face, bitch. Yep, that's where I would like that. That's it, you know? Oh, my God. Yes. That is so funny. Your pussy just like a tuna rower. Oh, yeah. My romaine is not so raw no more. It's up and high. Do you have any, if there's any Asians, I've never, do you ever film with Asians? With any Asian men? Well, technically, there was one guy. He was an Indian guy. He was Indian, which is Asia. Technically. Yeah. I meant like, not like, you know, Asian. Not this kind of Asian. You went to more this kind of Asian. I mean Asian, like from China, Japan. No. No.

I'm not against it. It just never, they never contacted us. No. And we've never seen anybody on the sites to reach out to or had any kind of dialogue with. So that would be interesting. That's one. Yeah, there was a gentleman who came down from New York City who was Indian. Indian. Yeah, India Indian. And a nice guy. Oh, he was a lot of fun. Let me see if I can find an Asian man. Yeah, that'd be fun. Sure. Definitely do that. You know what? They have a lot in common.

They're all the same height Donna could look eye to eye yeah that would be nice I don't think you get short as me I'm pretty damn short yes you are you're a spinner that's what they call you put on a, yeah, you just put it on your dick and eat it. Yeah, bring it, bring it. I'm going to eat her spring roll. Somebody say that to you? I'm eating her spring roll. It's my wonton. Your wonton. I do like wontons, too. Oh, my God. Suck those right in. All of a sudden, that got sexy. That was good. I love those wontons. Now I'm horny and hungry. Damn. That doesn't help.

The two H's I really can't have right now, apparently. Horny and hungry? Yeah. So what would you say is your favorite kind of man? Okay, wait. Tattooed. Yeah. Six-inch penis. Or a little bit more. I could be six. Are we talking girth or are we talking length? I'm talking length. Six inches in diameter. It's a beer can. It's bigger than a beer can. Stoplight pole, man. Eight was too large. Oh, I have to look back and see with the guys, how big they were. They were just too big. I told you that story already about the kid, about that one guy.

And then he hit me up later, and I told you, it didn't make sense. you couldn't do me the first time but um I don't know I wish I could find the guys that I just had the best sex with and bottle their cocks up or just well you know now we've never had sex right no we've never had sex okay well your tongue hit your tongue hit my pussy. Yeah. I remember that. Yeah. No, you weren't even there for that. No, I saw the video. It was very awry. Actually, we did it a couple times. I did it once on the podcast, and then we were shooting some video.

One time she went to shoot videos, and I did it a couple times on video with her. Oh, nice. Yeah. I just saw the one that was on the podcast. That was pretty hot. That was pretty hot. She's never going to have the best until she has me. Oh, I thought I have. Of course. I'm going to look at you. Thank you. You know, like I've said before, I wouldn't say I'm, you know, I'm that good. But every woman I've ever been with has been so satisfied, they never come back for more. Yeah, that's what it is. They're so satisfied. Okay. What are you trying to tell me? No, I'm sure that's what it is, hon.

I'm sure that's exactly what it is. They're so satisfied. Yeah. This is a woman I had loved her. So satisfied. And that's why you haven't had sex with me.

It's like, no no i don't want to ruin the last time we had it it was seven years ago yeah but the memory is so good memory so i don't want to be you know case it's just a little off i would just think differently of you my ideal guy is five five ten i don't like tall guys So I think 5'10 I don't care if he's bald, Gucci I just I like that they're very sporty too I like guys who ride bikes Or surf Like motococross anything like that you find a lot of surfers in pennsylvania yeah very athletic kind of guys i like guys who work outside like strong men like their hands i love guys hands who are really really rugged like really calloused i find that to be extremely sexy i can see that.

I just love... I don't like really soft hands. I like real big, manly, rough hands. Like I said, tattoos. I love Latinos, Italian, biker looking eyes, like anything like that. I like the Mediterranean kind of of skin. Yeah. I get that. It's very sexy. I mean, yeah. Not that you're picky or anything. That I've had long relationships with. They can't have hairy assholes. They can't have hairy assholes. Okay. They can't have a hairy asshole because they can't. I mean, the one guy that I was seeing for a little bit, he was like a little bit hairy, but not really hairy.

Not really hairy, and I tried to eat his ass in the shower, and he got like so freaked out over it, and I was like, that didn't last too long. I was like, whatever. So if a guy goes to eat your ass, how does that work? If he wants to eat my ass? Yeah. If I know he's eating ass, I make sure that I'm already their own. All Listerine'd up? Yeah, all Listerine'd up. Listerine'd up or I like to stick other shit up there because then it tastes good. Oh. Interesting. Alright, you got my attention. Like what kind of things do you stick up there? A stick of gum? Some lifesavers?

Some tasty cakes go in there. A little reward when it gets that far. Cracker Jack. She goes to Wawa Gets a hoagie A big gulp soda in there for him A hoagie Now she doesn't get the hoagie with onions Because that would make her ass smell Exactly Sometimes the hot peppers A little mayonnaise is not bad A little mayonnaise A little mayonnaise on that hokey is not too bad. Yeah. And, you know, in case he's trying to watch his weight, you know, she might make a couple of hard-boiled eggs maybe, a little salad. A little salad. She took the whole salad tossing thing a little too serious. Too serious.

She doesn't do the southwest salad. It just burns. Pineapple stick between my ass. Sure, sure. She puts it in whole, comes out sliced. Pineapple there. Comes out with fruit cocktail. Puts in a pineapple, some oranges, some cherries, and all of a sudden, a fucking fruit cup drops out. Oh, my God. You've got to have watermelon. Oh, yeah, of course. I'm hoping you don't put that in whole, but you that in hole. No. I don't like to put anything in my butt except for a tongue. That's it. Or a cigar. Donna, you hit the jockpot with Donna. I have so many rules. I'm like, all right, you can't do this.

You can't do that. But hell, I'm like all, you know. Okay, so I got a question for you now. So let's pretend you find Mr. Right, okay, that he can actually live through this barrage of 17-hour sex sessions and getting the shit beat out of him. So let's pretend you meet him. And I hope you do. Don't get me wrong. I don't mean it in a derogatory way. What happens if he all of a sudden goes, I think we should be swingers. I want to watch other guys fuck you. Oh, interesting. Oh, hold on. This is a good question. Yeah, it is. I think so. Yeah, hold on now.

Am I into him, like mentally, like emotionally I really like him, like we're really into each other? Oh, I don't know.

it is i think yeah hold on now am i into him like mentally like emotionally i really like him like we're really into each other i'm saying this is like someone you're like hey you know what he's you feel secure that he's not going to leave you and you're not leaving him and you're into him and everything else like like for donna and i you know she's into me not so much me with her that's another show when she's not around but anyway but you know again we both enjoy We'll see you next time. But Donna and I, you know, she's into me. Not so much me with her.

That's another show when she's not around. But anyway, but, you know, again, we both enjoy we're secure in our relationship. She knows she can't get better. But anyway, so I know that. That's so true. You've given up trying. You are a sweetheart then. Thanks. Here's your 20 bucks. But so but, you know, we're secure that we're secure that neither of us are going to leave each other. You know, we both can play and have fun and watch each other. We enjoy watching each other have fun with others and everything else.

Would you be open to if you met someone that you were secure with and he was secure with you and all of a sudden he's like, you know what, Angelina? I want to see you get fucked by another guy. And then when you get done fucking him, I'm going to fuck the shit out of you. That's hot. I've had that happen, but not with a guy that I was in a relationship with. Okay. So the question is, could you be a swinger? So you're asking me if I find that guy.

but is he gonna fuck somebody else well that'd be your call but we're not addressing that at this point we're saying he just wants to see you does he want to does he want it to be that he just wants to see he wants to see he wants to watch you as erotic as it is watching you fuck and cum and everything else. He wants to see you fucking tear up this guy, you know, drain this guy's ball sack. He's just like fucking shooting air. And then he's going to take you into the bedroom. Then he's going to try to fuck the shit out of you. That's hot.

And he wants you to tell him how good this other guy's dick felt and how much, know you enjoy teasing him looking over and seeing him fucking you know getting all excited looking at you grabbing his crotch she's getting hitachi out oh is that what that is if it if it turns them on yeah but there's always a flip side to that sure like um i've never met anybody the way you and donna are you guys are very very secure you're just such a great couple you just you're actually you're meshed like you're one i've never really met a couple like you guys oh i don't know we got lots of couples like that you have to get out more yeah most people act can, but they can't.

So I have to make sure that he's okay with it. Sure. But you at least have to do it once to find out if he's okay with it. What the matter is, does he want to do another girl and have me watch? Well, that'd be if you wanted to.

Oh, I think I'd rather be like two of us like on top of one guy just ravage him okay yeah that's that's fine i don't know if i would feel i just know because i'm so italian it is just my personality like if you're mine you're mine and if somebody was to jump on him,'d beat the crap out no there's no wrong answer this is this is how you feel no i'm just saying that would probably be me but i've been in situations with guys who we've you know we fucked around and then he's like hey let's grab another guy in and another guy and've all been together. And the sex between us was good.

You know who was in with that? Ian. When I was fucking Ian. And I was involved with another guy. We were fucking around with another couple. Okay. Well, yeah, Ian used to be on the Swinger website. And he's not anymore. Yeah, he's not. Doesn't know what happened. But whatever. No. whatever. No. You know, it was stuff like that. Well, again, it's all part of the trick with swinging is separating love from sex. You know, like what Donna was doing today was she was just having sex with this guy. It wasn't love. Oh, God, no. But he is fun. He was very attentive.

was he's a good person he's a great lover i i always enjoy him he always makes me come a lot but uh you know but i'm not i'm not in love with him that's why i admire you guys i just i've never been in a relationship where a guy has first of all ever wanted to share me, ever, never. It's almost the opposite. Guys get very, like, jealous and you're mine and that kind of stuff. So I like to stay single a lot. And there's nothing wrong with that, you know. I mean, obviously, this show is about swingers and swinging.

But just because people, you know, some people don't, I want to use a phrase, don't get it. They don't have to. No, they don't have to. There's some people, and we've said it, if know, some people don't, I'm going to use a phrase, don't get it. They don't have to. No, they don't have to. There's some people, and we've said it, if you're not secure with yourself, swinging is not for you. No, and jealousy can't exist in swinging. No. It can't be jealousy. Yeah. So you have to be secure. Then if you're secure and you know the other person isn't going to leave you for an orgasm. Sure.

Like we've always said, if you're afraid that that person is going to leave you because another person made you come better, you've got a lot more wrong in your relationship than just... Than that person wasn't with you to begin with. Yeah. Or there's something really wrong with your relationship that they're like, okay, this person is nice and they made me come better. I'm going to them. Yeah. I mean, if you have, you know, if you have a strong relationship and everything else, you know, so. Yeah. Never. That's actually good though. Cause you never, I mean, who knows?

I might meet that kind of guy and we're into each other. But then see, my whole thing is the trusting like, oh, you said that. Then I fucked the dude and then he turns and he becomes a whole different person. Yeah, it could happen. It could. I mean, again, it's something... So it's kind of like, do I even want to do that because of that? That's why I'd rather just have somebody... I'd rather just stay single. Sure. And, you know. Yeah, no.

It was just just a hypothetical question so here's one for you donna is actually going on a hot date tomorrow night she's going out to dinner with a guy and then come back here and gonna fuck him yes i am no way not on camera this is just a date this is to be the second time. Second hot date with him. Yeah, the second one. Yep. He'll come over. How is this possible? Nobody will ask me out on a date. Don is getting cocked left and right. I'm getting nothing. Again, he may or may not fit your. No, he doesn't have tattoos. Doesn't have tattoos. He's a professional. He's a professional.

He's pasty white Caucasian. Yes. He's a nice guy.

It's the same case like 55 yeah he's in good shape he works out he works out a lot he's a uh he's single but he has adult kids yeah he is yeah oh he's single yep yeah as far as i know and um and he's well educated so donna can have a good talk with him and i'll beat the out of him in the bedroom with my whip oh no i don't know if he's into that i don't think he's into that yeah he's yeah no but you don't know everybody you know he might not put all his cards on the table you don't know what he's into but this was way donna was playing with him when this other couple had stopped by and they were just here to to meet us and talk I'll see you next time.

on the table you don't know what he's into but this was way donna was playing with him when this other couple had stopped by and they were just here to meet us and talk and donna was you know having fun with him on the massage table and next thing you know the girl stripped naked she jumped on and she blew him while donna was riding his face yeah that worked out well it was it was pretty freaking hot he loved it oh yeah no two beautiful women you know one grinding on my face the other one sucking my dick oh that's horrible that's horrible quick call workman's comp i need a claim you know i think with everybody watching i can't come in today my cum is drained out of my body i need a day to recuperate hospital.

They're going to hook me up with IVs. My balls are drained and my nose is fucking stuffed with pussy juice. It's ground off. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. So, yeah, she'll be, you know, guys coming over at 7 tomorrow. Pick her up. They'll go out and have a nice dinner. I'll be sitting out here on the deck, smoking a cigar, drinking bourbon. Oh, there's something different. And they'll come back and be like, hi, honey, we'll be upstairs. And they go up into the bedroom and they go up there and fuck. Yep.

Then all of a sudden they come down and say, Vince, he leaves, and she goes, okay, honey, let's go take showers and then we're going to fuck. Yep, that's pretty much it. It's a tough life. Yeah, I have it all laid out now. One time you came in, you set up a camera because the one gentleman was getting a little camera shy. So you just kind of left, and we came back, and you go, do I have to strip the sheets? It was like, oh, yeah. He's flattered, calm, like, I'm wrong.

Oh, yeah you have someone if you're fucking on the bed with somebody else yeah yeah i can't guarantee where fucking fluids go no new sheets yeah or put a bread bed spread down i'm not waking up in the middle of the night with like my ears leaking fluid what the fuck says well, that one guy, his cum loads have so much distance. He can't control them. He always tells me, back up, back up. I'm like three feet away. You can shoot birds out of the sky with that load. Seriously. It almost sprayed like it was a fucking sprinkler.

I have to put the zoom lens on the camera and sit like fucking 35 feet away and zoom in. There's a splash zone. It's not a huge load. It's just a spread out spray load. Thank you. Thank still don't want to be Donna when I grow up that means you have to fuck me okay I'll be Donna's sister I can't you said you wanted to be Donna Donna fucks and sucks me you know so you want to be Donna's sister you don't You know? So you want to be Donna's sister. You don't want to be Donna. Okay. Okay, that's that. I want to be Donna's sister. Well, I don't know. Oh, I want to be both. Oh, you want to be both?

Oh, man. We've killed an hour and 10 minutes almost. Oh, my God. Oh, right. I don't know. And Angelina hasn't masturbated once on air. I know. What the hell? Next time, for sure.

Dis hell next time for sure oh when i get my hitachi you know what i'm on you know what i'm on i'm so bad i'm sitting here scrolling through fat life because i'm on fat life so i'm like checking out some good shit on here yeah good hopefully you'll find somebody that meets your criteria no everybody's too super super young and then the guys that aren't are just not up my they're just not up my alley like i'll go up your alley i'm surprised it's that hard to find somebody who's like 45 ish of olive skin however you You know, of Hispanic or Latino descent or whatever, Mediterranean maybe.

Maybe we've got to send her back to Italy for a week, pick up somebody over there. Maybe, with tattoos. How hard is that? I'm thinking about that. Hey, Angelina, how you doing? I've got a rigatoni for you right here. Wait, what do you call it? Pediccio? Pediccio B? Pediccio B, yeah. Come suck on my rigatoni for you right here. Wait, what is it called? Pediccio? Pedicciobee? Pedicciobee, yeah. Come suck on my rigatoni. I'll be doing my pichy. Yeah, pichy doo. Yeah, fucking, yeah. Well, it depends what part of Italy you're from. But, yeah. What time is it? Oh, my gosh, it's after 10. Yeah.

I turn into a pumpkin soon. Well, actually, I just turned orange. I'm already a pumpkin. I'm staying away from that one. I'm not even going to go there. Thanks. I'm not saying anything. I just think, Craig. But, yeah, that was a joke from the other show. Yeah, I know. But, anyway, so, again, Angelina, thank you for calling in. We wish you were here. So you have to come over when Barney's here. Thank you.

anyway so again Angelina thank you for calling in we wish you were here so you have to come over when Barney's here we love you we love you and I want to love you when I have my Hitachi we'll have some fun I don't really want to love you eat that fucking asshole I talk to you guys anyway so maybe it's Sunday but definitely I want to do like you said about doing pictures sure we'll get some pictures and maybe get you some kind of a page set up where people can go see the pictures throw you a know, throw you a couple of coins for some pictures. Some coins. Some coins for my butt.

It's a coin slot. A coin slot. Oh, my God. It's a credit card slot. Zip. And I do it. Oh, my God. Oh, Vince, you're so not right. So not right. That's okay. Your slot keeps rejecting my card, so I don't know what that does. There's no money on it, that's why. Oh, okay. It's a declined, declined. It's a gift card. A gift card. Your ass doesn't take gift cards. I'll take Starbucks cards, people. There you go. Yeah, sure, sure. Sex for coffee. Mickey does it, people. Yeah, sure. Sex for coffee. Mickey does that, too. Yeah, right? Sex for coffee. Oh, there you go. So, but, okay.

So, yeah, we wrapped this up. Let's wrap this up. So, again, Andrea, thank you for calling in. And, again, we love you. We're looking forward to seeing you, especially when Barney shows up here. I can't wait. That's been so much fun. I can't wait, too. Thank you for letting me be on your show again. I love being on your show, so thank you. Well, you know, if you want to, you can always come out, and we can record a show, you know, just you. And we put your own show up on our podcast network. We've got a lot of people commenting on you. Oh my god, yes.

You are, you know, you want to do your own podcast, we can do it. Especially after this one, talk about eating ass and stuff. I think there's going to be some emails. There's going to be some emails. I foresee some emails with Listerine ass eating. I don't know. I'm thinking maybe sponsorship from Listerine, maybe. Oh my gosh. We could do a whole thing. I could have a bunch of guys there on their, you know, all fours. And I'll be, like, trying to taste what, you know, what they stuck all over the wall? He took his own life. I'm going to shoot me in the mouth. Jesus Christ.

Aren't you afraid of those assholes going off while you're eating them? Well, this one had hoes you in. Don't forget, there's a hostess in the back. That's your reward. If you get all the way to the back, you get like a Yo-Ho or whatever. You, whatever the fucking thing. I don't need hostess. I don't know. If it's chocolate, will you be able to tell the difference?

Ding dong, if it's chocolate shouldn't be a ding dong you want somebody eat your ass that much you're a ding dong just don't forget the napkins i want you to put like horseradish and ketchup up my ass and then eat, you know, eat like shrimp cocktail out of my ass. Is that wrong? Just a little bit. No, what you want to do is you want to stick like that. You, that yo-ho or you, whatever that ho-ho. And then I eat, I'm going to eat the ho-ho out of their ass. So by the time now, now I've got all the cream on my tongue and in my mouth, I'm going to stick it up his ass, suck it out.

Would you really want to put something chocolatey? Exactly, chocolatey. Would you put something chocolatey that could melt in someone's ass? Because you wouldn't know. You wouldn't know. My cookie is like tingly. It's like, I don't know, this chocolate smells funky. It smells like shit. It's like, wow, that ding-dong melted in your ass. No, I shit myself. Oh, my God. We're going downhill real quick here. Real quick here. This is foul. Again, reach out to us at hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. Oh, no. Where can they find your shit, Donna? They can find all my shit at hotwifedonnalyn.com.

You'll see all this shit there that I've been doing and more shit. All right. Oh, my God. Angelina, we'll talk to you later on, all right? Good night, everybody. Good night, Angelina. god we'll talk to you later on all right good night everybody good night angelina