Honey send me a pic!

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast. What did you do over there? You farted. Welcome everybody. At least I'm over here. I'm not near you. The timing is priceless. Okay, welcome to my Hot White Podcast. This is Donna Lynn. That was really hot. Thanks for sharing that with everyone. He's over there fanning it away. I'm like, what are you doing? Go ahead to share that. Okay. Hey, man, you farted on air. It's going to be aired. Okay. So to speak, yeah. Hey, if I farted on air, you'd be... Donna! Girl, go put some damn panties on. Yes, that's exactly what you'd be doing.

The neighbors are yelling at you again. I know. Put some damn panties on. So that's how we're going to start this show, huh? Yes, apparently. Oh, my goodness. So it's a cold, nasty day here. Oh, my God. It's global warming. This fucking 25 degrees with high winds. I'm glad that we didn't shut the pool down because- We're going swimming later, yeah. Goddamn.

right man i mean once we break through the layer ice yeah i'm fucking swimming i'm swimming too man it's not even fucking thanksgiving yet and it's global warming yeah yeah 15 degrees cooler than usual it's fucking more than 15 degrees out there no colder than the normal like today i mean it's like 29 degrees i think right yeah they say that doesn't have the wind chill factor right yeah it's the only thing good about this weather is nipples i'm wearing extra layers my nipples will Pop off. I didn't say it was your nipples. Yeah, it's your nipples. My nipples are in there. I keep popping off.

Oh my goodness. Okay. I have the mute button over here because I got a call. Yeah, so I'm glad you like turned the heat up a little bit in here. So that's nice. It's comfortable. Yeah, more comfortable. I'm not seeing your breath. No, not as much. So that's cool. All right. So today's topic is, honey, send me some sexy pictures. It was me naked sexy pictures? Is that what? Well, that's what's up for discussion. Yeah. So actually, you came up with this topic the other night. I was talking to our friend Stephen, and Stephen at some point will listen to this podcast, so what's going on, man?

Hey, Stephen. And in the conversation, we were talking about how most men really appreciate if their wife would send them sexy pictures. And I actually think the majority of men don't get them. No, I'm guilty of that. Oh, I know. That's part of what we're talking about. Oops. Donna, you're dropping the ball here. Well, if I have something that's really nice, I'll send it to you. But you put them up on Instagram and everybody else, but they're not good enough for me. No, they're just not. They're okay for Instagram. Well, your old excuse used to be, you've only got thousands of pictures.

Well, you do have thousands. Well, that's not the point. Oh, I just got thrown under the bus with this one, didn't I? Fucking right. Goddamn right. That's what the show's about. Yeah. Exposing the real Donna. And I don't mean it the way she's been being exposed. Not in a good way, unfortunately. No, I mean, you know, I think women get upset when, not all women, obviously, but there's a portion of women that get upset when, like, my husband's looking at porn or he's looking at these other girls on Instagram or whatever. They get upset about it, but they're not doing anything to...

keep their husband's interest. Yeah. Okay. I can see that. So, you know, we have to step it up, ladies. Is that how you're trying to say? Well, because we know you don't want pictures of us. I didn't say that. You almost never hear. I'm not saying it doesn't happen. I guarantee it. I know it doesn't happen in this fucking household. There's never that text message coming to the man going, honey, send me a sexy picture. You said no woman ever. Yeah, exactly. So I'd have to find somebody else to take a picture. Yeah. That would be funny. Hey, this customer came into the store. What do you think?

Yeah, he's sexy. Spit bitch. I'm trying to get my coffee and he does that. Stop it. Anyway. That would be funny. I can just picture you with your phone and doing all kinds of sexy things. You know, doing the hand bra over your nipples. While at work. Yeah. Guys at work won't think anything of that. They're all doing the same thing. Actually, I, I have them hold the phone for me and they take the pictures and I'm sprawled out on the gun case at work. Holding a rifle strategically. Have an AR-15 across my nipple so you can't see them. Oh, that's alluring. You know, they would do it.

Yeah, but I would never live it down. No. Well, here's the thing. You guys should make a calendar. It would be hysterical if you made like a spoof calendar. Actually, it would be a picture of a target but have a bunch of holes in it and you can see strategically through the holes, like see the person, but there's still a little bit of target for the crotches. That would be funny. Yeah, I know. It would just be a little bit of target. No, I think you guys should do a cat. Oh, yeah. That's what they want to see. Oh, come on. Men of the gun store. First of all, none of us are really good looking.

Second, one of us might be in shape. That's what it would make. I would buy one. I would definitely buy one. It would be good. great. So anytime you felt horny, you'd fucking look at it and kill your sex mood. There you go again. Spit, bitch. No, I'm swallowing. I am swallowing. All right. Okay, good. About time. About time my ass. About time your ass is like, yeah, we did that last time. No, I mean, I think, and again, sexy does not necessarily mean nude. No, just nice. It can be just something.

You know, I mean, The thing with the pictures, like sending a picture to your significant other, whoever that may or may not be, it's a matter of, in my opinion, for that's worth, not a whole lot. Not a whole lot. Thanks for your green shirts. I should have killed you when I had a chance. Yeah, you should have. I'm going to need you to change the way on my truck. You're small. You'll still go underneath. It won't happen. Nothing will hurt you. But no, it's... I don't know. It kind of, like you had said to me, it's like, oh, you already got thousands of pictures.

Yeah, but when your significant other takes the time and takes a picture just for you. Right. Or even a little video or whatever. Right. It kind of is special. It's like, it lets you know that. They're thinking of you. Thinking of you. They're excited by you. I just thought of a video I'm going to send you. Okay. I just took a shit. I wanted to show you the turn. How did you know you read my mind? It's a small two-sentence book. It's a pop-up book. It's a pop-up. Did it show you this turd? Yeah. Everybody else goes like, hey, what do you think of my pussy? I get turds.

Let's you know where I'm at. This one looked like the Mona Lisa. I hope you moaned, Lisa. But... Yeah, no, I think it's, again, it doesn't have to be something your kids couldn't see. That's true. That's true. You know, even, you know, if you go to the store and you're trying on an outfit, like, hey, would you like to, you know, take me out to dinner in this dress? Yeah. You know, I mean, I'm talking in general. Yeah, in general, yeah. You know, you go to the thrift store and like, hey, if, you know, if I wash the, if I de-louse this outfit. What do you think?

If I sew up the bullet holes in this one, what do you think? If I get that embalming fluid smell off of this one and I took it off the dead body, do you think you'd like to see me in this one? I'm all about that. And there's something wrong with these statements? I don't understand. No, but I'm saying... I've gotten good with sewing up bullet holes. But I refer to thrift stores as dead people clothes. We've donated to thrift shops and neither one of us... Brain-wise, but that's a different story. That's a whole different story.

But no, I think one of the good things that quote-unquote smartphones have done for us is if you use it as a good method, you can use it to help enhance your relationship. Sure. It's a great way of keeping in communication with your special person by video and pictures and text. I mean, if you're afraid of your significant other, like, he's going to show all the guys at work, you know, the pictures I sent of me, you know, of me naked. Well, don't put your head in it. Would somebody do that? I don't know. I'm just saying. Do you do that? No, you just say.

I don't remember your cock being big and black. But you say it's you, so okay. You just tell them to go to hotwifedonnalyn.com and like, she's on there. You just check out all the places. Yeah. Spend some money for me. Buy me lunch. Buy a couple videos, would you? That would be funny. Hey, you want to see my wife naked? Yeah, okay. Go to hotwife.com. She's on Twitter. She's on Instagram. Don't forget to tip her. She'll do a custom video for you. You can video chat whether you can watch her masturbate with you. The guys would explain. Most of them, first of all, wouldn't believe it.

They wouldn't. They'd be like, yeah, Vince, you're full of shit. And then you'd be like, well, you know, whatever. The good thing is at work, they don't, you know, like I said, I'm friends with everybody. Yeah. But I'm very little contact with them because, you know, I'm busy in my office doing what I do. Exactly. Whatever that is. I don't know what you do. I don't either. You send me, oh, you send me pictures. Yes, I do. My gun, baby. Look what I did to it. He does these beautiful engravings on, the side of... Customized guns. Guns. Well, it could be... It doesn't have to be a gun.

It could be anything that's... I do a laser engraving for a gun store. Majority of what I do is guns. Is guns. I do other things. Well, you can do mugs. Oh, that mug you have there with your coffees in. That's when you engrave too. So it's not just guns, but primarily it's guns. But they're beautiful. Okay, let's get back to the topic. Well, those are sexy pictures. To some of us, yeah. I think so. But... You know, I think, you know, especially if you have a husband or a wife, again, I don't think the woman wants pictures. Yeah, maybe. They might, you know.

But little pictures, I mean, if one of you is away on business, sending the other one pictures like, hey, I miss you. Right. You know. That's nice. Or FaceTime is a great thing for that, too. Mm-hmm. You know? So. But. Yeah, I agree. You know, texting someone a photo and hopefully. You don't send it to the wrong person. We apply all. What kind of a thing? Here's a caveat. Make sure before you send a sexy picture, you have the right fucking person in the address thing. Boom. It's like, oh shit, I sent that to mom. Keep your work texts and personal ones separate.

You don't want to send your boss a... Wow. It's nice to talk. That whole dildo fits in there. I asked you to send me that report. Oops. I was trying to show you I was busy. I'm busy. Yeah. I had to work up to that big dildo. I don't got time to report. I was, you know. I'm just, you know, stretching myself out. Come on. Yeah, something like that. So as a woman, you are, right? Listen, I checked. Okay, we'll have to check later. Donna! Girl, go put some damn panties on me! I love that line. Don't wear it out, please. It's going to get very... Stop! I'm taking all those controls away from you.

You're like a big kid. Stop playing with them. Stop touching it. Turn it off. There's still crickets going. It's stuck on. It's not supposed to waste that long. Stop playing with the goddamn buttons. It's like see and say, you know? Stop it. Okay, good thing I have a mute button. Good thing. But do you find it cumbersome to send me a picture? No, no. You just don't do it. Sometimes I'm just, you know, the pictures I'm just like not wowed by, you know? Does it really matter if you're getting wowed by them? Well, it has to be something nice.

I don't want you to come back and say, yeah, with that background. It looks like the tree's growing out of your head. No, I've never done that to you. Ha. I've never done that too. Did you know of that? I know. Yeah, I've been kind of stale, even on Instagram, just using stuff that was shot like last year. Yeah, but. It's just too cold to be outside shooting naked. I'm telling you, I want to, but. I know, I know. It's just too flipping cold. Yeah. You know? Well. But, I mean, we have a house. I know, but. It's a neat, neat invasion came around. Invention, is that an invasion?

You mean invention? Invention? That's what I said, didn't I? No, you said invasion. I'm sorry. My nose is trying to keep......microphone, and you're critiquing me. That mute button's getting a workout today. Do you have a cold or something? Is that good? It's a goddamn runny nose. It's, you know, just... Allergies? Yeah, I think I'm allergic to dogs. That's probably it. Yeah. Anyway, but, yeah, I mean, I think it's... I know a few people that they've asked their wives and their wives just won't do it. Right. They're like, oh, I don't want people seeing it. Oh, if the kids saw it.

Well, first of all, I'm going to believe your kids shouldn't be in your phone. I agree. Your phone's like your wallet to me. I don't want anybody in my wallet. I have nothing to hide in there, but there's no reason for anyone to be in my wallet. Including me. Well, I don't hide. But I don't go in your purse. Right, exactly. I've just been raised that way. I don't go in your wallet. You'd be very disappointed. It doesn't matter. I don't go in there. There's nothing in there. It doesn't matter. It's like, this is where I married, motherfuckers, no money. Obviously, I didn't marry you for money.

Or my penis. Why did you marry? Alcohol. There was alcohol involved, damn it. But, you know, so I mean, if you're on the sending side, okay, if you're someone who's going to send a picture to your significant other. Right. Or should or could. You know, I just, it doesn't, I don't think sexy has to mean naked or means doing something, you know, to defile yourself. No, no, but there is, there is prep. Send them to me. Only female, sorry. Let me clarify that. Oh, now you're getting specific.

And the other time it's like, what you send to your significant, I mean, you know, but again, like we've done it where I've been away and you, or even when I haven't been away, but you go out on a hot date and you send me pictures of the fun. Right. But there is, there is like a little prep involved in it. If I'm doing my day job, I don't always have time to put on my makeup. I'm not going to send you pictures without my makeup. I just look like crap. Like now I look like crap. That's why I'm not videotaping. There's no makeup. It's awful. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, Get out the spackle.

Bondo, is that what they call it? Take the street down to Mako. Exactly. Fill in the cracks. First coat of paint. Got that right. So anyway. But yeah, there's like prep involved. You have to be, you know, in that mindset. Okay, well, there again. Now we're going like, well, do you have to put makeup on your pussy? No. Well, then. But I do have to, you know. Quick, you know. Yeah, about like a fresh shave. I'm going to do that. Oh my God. I don't want to like a, you know, stubble. I know I shave every day, but still, I don't like it.

So if you're going to send a picture to me, you have to have it like, you know, perfect. Well, I would like it to be nice. So would I. You know, I'm not going to, you know, it's like, wow, you could have shaved and what are the, you know, you got bumps there and your rash and, you know, sometimes you get like the razor burn. Yeah. Okay. Whatever. It's not about at the point of being surprised, you know, if all of a sudden you just get this text with a picture in it. Right, okay. And you're surprised by it. You're not going to care about the...

At that point, perfection isn't a measurement you're taking. Yeah, I guess you're right, but I'm not thinking that way. That's hot, you know. You're at work and going crazy and she's sending me damn pussy pictures. It's like... Bitch, don't you work? That's what he's saying. Well, especially, you know, let's pretend that you actually have a sex drive and, you know, Let's pretend it's that month that ends in Z and you're going to get laid. Today might be the day. Might be. You know, the woman controls that, obviously.

So let's say she decides, hey, tonight I'm going to give him something special. So warm him up, man. Send him some pictures. Yeah, I agree. And maybe a little video. Your phone does that. Yeah, it does. And what you can do is after you send it, you can delete it if you're worried about your kids finding it. That's true. It's true, too. It'll still be in the text. You could delete the text string. Yeah, it's true, too. There's simple ways around it. Yeah, if you're afraid of that. I agree. And if your husband goes, oh, I lost it. Can you send it to me again? Well, no, I've got to retake it.

I've got to retake it. Well, then again, now we're getting back into sexy. You know? The guys at work want to see some other pictures. I forgot to text it to the one guy at work. So, I mean... We have... We're updating a website and you're just sending, just send us more pictures, please. There was a thing I saw on Instagram that was pretty funny where the concept was that the husband still chats with one of his ex-girlfriends and still sends her dick pics. Oh my. So the wife went in and renamed his mom's phone number to the girl he was sending dick pics to. Oh no. He texted his mom dick pics.

I'm sure that went over well. That'd be great. That's a winner. That's deviant. Oh my goodness. Who's scarred in that one? Probably the mom. Well, I don't know. I think I'd be scarred if I sent a dick pic to my mom. Oh, dear God. What did I do that for? I know, honey. I saw that at birth and it hasn't grown since. Yeah. That would be terrible. Yeah. So is this a true thing or is it just a spoof? I don't know. But it's a great concept. That's funny. It's a great concept. She'd have to actually go into his phone and change the number. Well, it's not hard to do.

No, you have to have access to his phone. If he's not locking his phone or his wife knows his passcode, it doesn't matter at that point. Right. But no, I think, I don't know. To me, that's a very... sexy kind of a little thing that, again, that you can do to entice, arouse. Too many big words there. Yeah, I see that. I'm sitting down. Bitch. It endears the other person. You're endearing yourself to them. It makes you feel special. Yeah, I get that. You know, it's like, wow, you know, he, she, it. they, whatever the pronoun is, you know, is aroused by me. Right. You know? So... That's nice.

Yeah. That's nice. Send more pictures. Got it. The dear girl kept in... If you're not from the photo of here, you don't know what that was about. Do we need to explain that one? No, no. It's not dirty. It was just a kid show. Yeah. But, so, yeah, I think, you know, I think it's something highly... And again, if women aren't comfortable with themselves, like someone has expressed to me, their wife would do it, but she's not comfortable with herself. But you know what? Your husband loves you, hopefully, or boyfriend or whatever. They've seen it. They see it live.

Unless they're telling you, or they tell you, honey, please don't send me those pictures anymore. Until you lose something. weight or go to the gym. Son of a bitch, my husband blocked me. Well, actually, if you're not comfortable with your body and you see it that way, for me, work on it. Do something about it. Or, you know, if I take a picture, my belly's not where it needs to be. I'm like, I suck it in a whole lot and twist a little bit. I'm like, oh, that looks good. Or like, lift it up a little bit and smooth it out. Don't forget those filters, too.

You can just smooth it out, your little filter. It's like, honey, when did you get that tan. I don't remember. Oh no, that's a filter. That's a filter. There's something that can change your eyes. Oh, I know. You can be a whole different person. But still, you know, hopefully the person you're with loves you for you and finds you attractive for you. Right. I mean, you know, don't get me wrong, the better of the package, the better, you know, but if sexy is what you exude, it's not necessarily what you look like. Exactly. That's true. That's very true.

I mean, Stephen and I had this discussion the other day that, you know, we both have seen very heavyset women. Mm-hmm. Okay? And that most people would not, you know, go, oh, my God, Jesus Christ. But you know what? They carry themselves in a way. Right. They have self-confidence, and they exude sexiness, some of them. Mm-hmm. Yes, I agree. And it has nothing to do with the weight they're carrying. Excuse me, I got a cough. And... Okay, and mute button's off. Okay. So, you know, it's all about that. It's that, you know, you've got to sell the sex. You don't have to sell it.

That's the wrong words. But, you know, your husband or whoever finds you sexy already. Yeah. I agree. Let's pretend you're having some marital problems. Do you think maybe that might help? Hint, hint. Yeah, I guess it would help. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Now, could they come back and bite you in the ass? Yeah, good. That's the downside, probably. That's the downside. But again, if you're not doing something, you know, if you're not... It could be just like a hi, honey, I love you type of thing. There don't have to be pictures of you hiding a yard elf up your ass. How many did I want?

I have, I know, and I have those pictures. I'm saving them. Oh. I could have sworn I see the feet moving on the thing. It's like he's trying to get out. Yeah. Fucking Travelocity fucker. It was a struggle getting him in, but... That one didn't make the commercial. That didn't make the commercial. They cut that part right out. Yeah. But, you know, but again, the sexy doesn't have to be nude, crude, or obscene, you know? Exactly. It could be just... you know, you know, regular clothes. Even like during the summer in your bathing suit. So you show a cleavage. Ooh.

You know, or if you're wearing a bra, you know, whatever. Ooh. You know, it's just something. You know, get out of the shower. Like you sent me one one time. You had, you did a butt picture. You had gotten out of the shower. You did a butt picture in the mirror. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So that's how I come back and bite you. It's not like. No, it wasn't even that good. Yeah.

It's not like I see the cable from the, the shower head go down and go up into your crotch like where's the shower head and look no hands and water coming out your ears I'm cleaning pussy around time for your yearly flush yearly it feels that good I want to do it all the time you can put that whole shower head up there you got other issues yeah that's true I just want the pulse on my clit please unfortunately that shower head is so high, I can't even reach it. It takes all the fun out of taking a shower. Yeah, you can't take it down. I can't take it down. We should probably...

The other shower head we should bring upstairs until we get that bathroom done. Anyway, different story. Home improvements. We go from sexy pictures to which bathroom should I have which shower head. But yeah, it's... I think... I think it's a very good marital aid. It certainly can be, sure. Or relationship aid. Yeah, relationship aid. Because you're not prepared to do it. Sure, because you're staying in contact and you're letting the person know you're thinking of them. And again, here's a note. Here's our public service announcement.

If anyone underage is listening to this show, and you think about this, do not send any pictures to anyone under 18. Even if you're under 18, you will still be brought up on child porn. Sex offender. So no, this is only for people. Over the age of 18. Over 18. Yep. And this is, you only send pictures to people that would be consenting to take this. It can also be construed illegally. If you're sending pictures to someone who doesn't accept them or won't enjoy them. Right. You know, then you'd also, you know. Oh, oh my. Okay. Yeah. Good to know. Yeah, you can't, you know. I don't know.

Let's pretend you send it to, I don't know, somebody that I can't think of anyone off hand, you know, that somehow is like, I'm offended by this. Please stop. But you keep doing it. Okay. You know, like some, somebody, some man I'll pick on that might be trying to somehow he gets the number of some girl, right? Some woman and sends her, sends her pictures that she is not wanting. Right. Well, that's not good. That's harassment. It's a lot of things. I'm not a lawyer or a cop. I don't play one on TV. So don't do that. Make sure the person you're sending pictures to will enjoy them. Consenting.

Consenting and welcoming of this. We don't want to be sending, offending people. Yeah, exactly. I don't want to, I won't want to do that, of course. That makes sense. It makes a lot of sense. But, Yeah, I think, you know, I'm a big believer. I think it's something that if you, you know, work up to it. Sure. It doesn't have to be nudes. No, it's just nice pictures. Yeah. I mean, you know, what's your significant other find sexy about you? Like, I'm a big, I love eyes. Mm-hmm. You know, and, you know, so if there was someone, you know, might just send me some nice face pics. Right.

You know, I'm a labia guy. Semi-lipics. I'm a sphincter kind of guy. I love anal hair. Nothing sexier to me than when I see a girl for the first time and notice her anal hair. I like it when it's smooth shaved. Now tease me. Do a little kind of hairstyling down there. Can you do a French braid? Oh, please. That's so wrong. Anyway, so that was today's topic. Oh, my goodness. I think, you know. Yeah, I'm not opposed to sending pictures. It's just, yeah. To me, you are, but other people, you're not. I don't send pictures to other people. I'll do my Instagram thing.

Well, you chat with some of the guys that wind up playing with, like in the chatting process, you send them pictures, don't you? Yeah, but there are ones that have been... They're out there. They're out there already. Yeah, they're just. But still, you're setting pictures. Yeah. But it's one, you know, by the, my favorite ones are still the ones we shot down there by the pool. Yeah. And that little bathing suit. It's a little, you know, bright orangey, or no, greenish, yellow bathing suit. Yeah. Where I'm in the floaty. That one's really, I like that one a lot.

So, yeah, things, you know, things like that I'll send, you know, this is, this is what I look like. This is, you know. And you already have seen them, so. I'll take some more. Yeah, I don't need to see you naked anymore. I didn't say that, but those are the ones I'm sending the ones. Okay. So they are meh. All right, take more pictures. I'm taking those here. I'm going to be taking more pictures and sending them to my husband. Which color crown are you using? The red one. You're using yellow on a fucking legal tablet. I'm not the too bright, right? I married you. I can't be too bright.

Writing in yellow highlighter on a yellow legal pad. I can read it. That's all it. matters. I put it under a fucking UV light and I can read it. I don't want anybody else reading my secrets. I don't know if that works. I don't know if that works. Actually, if you put it under a black light, it'll glow. Does it? Mm-hmm. Okay. You told me that about my penis, too. Put it under a black light, it glows? Did you say glow or grow? Glow. I think you said grow, actually. That's what you heard. You put a grow light over on a bed. It's like, is this for sex? Yeah.

Just lay on your back and don't put your underwear on it. I don't care what that's for. Am I going to have a tan? No. Okay. Some guy's going to go, I wonder if that works. If I put my penis under a crow light. Oh, it'll be warm. Well, that helped. Yeah. That's about it. It'll be warm. I don't know. Yeah, well. It's better than cold. It shrinks. Oh, shrinkage is not good. Got to keep it warm. Yeah, this is not the weather for growing. This is shrinkage weather for sure. Yeah, that's for sure. Okay. All right. Well, I want to thank everyone again for listening. Yes, thank you.

Hopefully we gave you something to think about and maybe made you laugh a little bit. Yes, Donnie needs to send more pictures. Okay. I think he made that abundantly clear. Yeah, feel free, Donnie. Send more pictures, Donnie, to... you know, your husband or significant other Donna. I got thrown on the bus with this one, didn't I? He set me right up. Yeah, and you came out the back end still unscathed. You're too goddamn short. I am too goddamn short. That is for sure. 411. All right, everybody. I want to thank you. Again, check out hotwifedonnalyn.com.

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