Highlights of Donna's Return to Shooting (Patreon Show)

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Speaker1: this program contains strong sexual content no one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download the podcast in any manner the host guest and performers are all over the age of 18 rebroadcasting this podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the hot wife podcast the commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest. It does not reflect that of the owners of the hot wife podcast the commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of the hot wife podcast owners agents or representatives this podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice hi this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. I'm here again with my wonderful husband, Vince. Say hi, Vince. Hey, Vince. Hey, Vince. Oh, my God. Well, we just recorded our podcast for Patreon, didn't we? Yes, we did. And it was pretty fucking hot. And I'm not talking just about the temperature in here. Fucking Indian summer, I guess. Yes, it's going to be very hot. No, not that kind. No, not that kind. Well, it is September, but yeah, it was like 93 today. Get you a big gulp and a slurpee that will help with the heat. And that might help. I have a rum and coke here that is helping with my heat. Give me me hot lashes Jesus Christ it's making me cool down so much you're just wrong on so many levels so many levels I'm 110% sober tonight that is frightening what is wrong with you do you want the whole list or the first 10 days just i just give me like one or two random back pain oh back pain um yeah because you start drinking it's gonna be no hose bar that's for sure that's gonna be fucking another blithering blackout not remember how the fuck i got anywhere yeah oh like we got steven coming this week so i gotta you know yeah you I've got to see some know save some brain cells a couple I have left yeah it's gonna be a very very fun weekend I'm thinking we have not heard from Mr. Bale in a while I know I was getting worried I reached out to him I hope everything's well I do too I mean he's down there freezing now in winter, and we're up here sweating our asses off.
Speaker2: So the next month or so, we'll switch that over. Yeah, we'll be. He'll be down there, you know. It'll be warming up.
Speaker1: We'll be up here shoveling. Yeah, you never know. I wonder if it gets snow in South Africa. I wouldn't imagine so. It depends on how far south they are. Well, I would think, like, the Gulf Stream or some such thing brings that warm air around. Is the point of good hope, the point of new good hope, is that Africa or South Africa? South America, I mean. Of good hope? Oh, boy, you're testing. That's another podcast. Yeah. So, right off the bat, I want to say, thank you all for listening. Two, if you want to email us, email us at hotwifepodcasts at gmail.com. If you want to see where Donna is, what she's doing, what she was wearing. What I was wearing, this crumplet up on the floor. Yeah, you're going to go to hotwifedonnalyn.com. Yep, and see all the stuff I'm, and not all the stuff I'm doing, but who I'm doing. Who you're doing, yeah. You'll have to give an update on the, do we give, I guess we did, on the earlier shows last week, later shows last week, we talked about how your threesome didn't happen. Yeah, boo. And then the gangbang for today didn't happen. What, because of the holiday? Yeah, it happens. Well, your schedule changed. You had to work. Yeah. And then the gangbang for today didn't happen. What, because of the holiday? Yeah. It happens. Well, your schedule changed. You had to work. Yeah, I had to work. Yay. And then their schedule changed because they have previous engagements. Yeah. Whatever. It happens. It happens. Yeah, the more people you involve, the more tricky it gets with scheduling. Yeah, it does. It'll happen. Yeah, i'm sure it will eventually um but um so we we really want to urge you i mean it's you know sorry to say this we you know we're charging for patreon five hours a month um we have a few people we think so we're a little extra oomph into the shows a little extra juice um if you listen to the one we just posted we're gonna briefly go over today just this one just give you a teaser for it um but uh you know um and i'm gonna tell you right now you're gonna wanna buy a patreon subscription for next Sunday show. This is not something that may or may not happen. This is something that's going to happen. It's going to happen, yeah, because we're definitely going to... Let's save it to the end of the podcast. Just don't let me forget.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: So you're going to make sure you listen to this whole show. And then in the meantime, you're going to go to patreon.com slash hotwife podcast all one word and it's five hours a month okay you have access to those shows we put up on sundays or mondays in this case um you know right now it's one show a week you could go to more but we're still going to try to give you the three shows during the week they're free you know we still love you you know you don't have to buy patreon membership but you want to hear a little bit more of the little more juicy interesting shit that a little more deep background stuff kind of thing um oh yeah so yeah i can't wait to tell you about next week's show well we may have to wait we talked about it a couple months ago and the fact that um this individual came forward and says hey i think we should do this is fucking you know and i called you i was like what do you think and you're like fuck yeah fuck yeah so it's so anyway so stay tuned to the end of the show to find that out and then go get uh you know your paypal account and you know give us five dollars a month you know we'll make it worth your while oh it's gonna be five hours just worth for that one show jesus christ she's a freak
Speaker2: suffering
Speaker1: what does that
Speaker2: it is
Speaker1: oh my god so I'll help you shoot, but I'm not shooting. I was defying. I was like, said, I'm not going to shoot. I'll help you shoot, but I'm not shooting. I was defying. I was like, no, I'm not going to do this. I'm not, just so you know. And I was like, fine. Because we weren't shooting at that point. Yeah, we weren't shooting. You had given up on shooting. Yeah. Because you were having pain and some other issues. Yeah, issues. And I was like, fine, you don't have to shoot. I'm not going to force you. Yeah. But I was asked to go help Gina Starr and her husband.
Speaker2: And they were having a little house shoot. Yeah. She was the only female there. Right. And Donna's like, I'm not shooting. I was like, I'm okay with that.
Speaker1: Yeah. But if you want to help me carry my equipment in, move it around.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: Because in the house, there's going to be various scenarios to shoot. You know, I got to move all this shit myself. So, and that's it. We're not telling you the rest. Let's just say it didn't turn out the way we planned. It started out as a normal shoot. It started out that way. And Donna was helpful for half an hour i'll put it to you that way and then when i turned my back to get donna to help me do something it's like well she's no help oh well and then I was helping I was helping somebody else apparently maintain their whatever yeah and then so then we all go downstairs to have some food and drinks and you know get caught up on our buzzes and stuff like that we all go back upstairs to shoot some more I'll just put it this way Ha, some food. Yeah. He didn't cater. He didn't cater. But it wasn't like he just brought sodas and food. It wasn't a buffet table with yeah it wasn't like uh what do they call that in hollywood um the green room no no no no like uh like the food do people bring the food it's but whatever it is i can't name it right now caterators no there's a i had to name it but anyway it wasn't like it was like fucking a bag of mcdonald's burgers one time you know yeah i remember that like three pizzas. him just a lot. But anyway, it wasn't like, it was like fucking a bag of McDonald's burgers one time. Yeah, I remember that. It was like three pizzas. Not looking to give to us in a mouth. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Well, we weren't doing keto at that time. We went upstairs and we're shooting some more stuff. But Donna had stayed downstairs. She was chatting with him. She didn't have to come up. She wasn't shooting. Came back downstairs after the shoot to go get something else to drink and let's just say my wife was naked all of a sudden i don't know how that happened my clothes just fell off okay well we know how it happened we talked about it yeah we did but my clothes just magically disappeared yeah i guess rum and cokes do that to you yeah there's something in it that makes it yeah rum and cokes make me remove my clothes yeah or my maybe my clothes just disappear i don't know how that works they slide off they slide off my dog's barking i don't know what they're barking at but anyways they're just annoying sometimes love them but they're annoying um but then it proceeded to just uh some all out debauchery yes and and the cool thing is that i had forgotten because this was seven years ago i'd forgotten like the details the details and then you're like you brought up all these videos and like turned your monitor like kind of sort of to to me so I could kind of see it. It's like, oh, my God. What was I doing there? Holy cow. If you don't know what you're doing in those, then I can't help you. I think it's pretty self-explanatory. Well, I was like, I didn't remember doing all that. There's a penis in your mouth. And you're jerking off another penis. Oh, my God. And you're agile. I don't. You could tell it was a while ago. Yeah, I don't know if I could do that. I don't know if my shoulder will let me do that right now. Yeah. We want to get it replaced. It'll be better again. But you don't have to redo it. No, I'm not going to. I went to see. I don't find the pictures from the previous shoot, the one we're talking about. This is the the uh second shoot okay so i was just trying to see if i could uh find it but um it was it was definitely fun yeah yes it was and um let's see what's this do oh here we go might be are these this is uh one of the shoots yeah this shoot. Oh, this is from the first one? I think so. Let me see what's the date on these. I don't know. What was like in February? Yep, this is February 7th. Okay, February 7th. Yeah, yeah, 2016. Yep. It was like seven, yeah. Yeah, so you're just wearing your normal bra and panties. Yeah, I don't think I was even matching, you know. I just wore whatever. I didn't even think about it, but. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, and the next thing you know, you were. I'm naked. Doing all sorts of. Oh, was I on my knees there? That's the one. Oh, my goodness. Did I get like a high five, like, you know, thumbs up? Yeah, that's the one oh my goodness that was certainly fun yeah but uh definitely a uh yeah that's the night we found out rum and cokes are an actual average average that already yes that's definitely uh yeah i had no idea i had no idea that would happen oh Oh, look at me. Oh, my goodness. But. Oh, family photos. But yeah, so. But yeah, it's a it's a great how it happened again. Donna was very adamant. I'm not shooting anymore. I'm done. I'm tired of it. It's like, OK, fine. Then I said, I'm just going to go to the shoot. She goes, well, I'll go with you, but I'm not going to shoot. Okay, that's fine. You can go.
Speaker3: You can watch.
Speaker1: You can help me.
Speaker2: What are you going to do?
Speaker1: I'll help you. I'll help you. Anyway, we can get out of there sooner.
Speaker2: I was like, okay. I don't know.
Speaker1: I think she did quite the fucking opposite. We didn't get out of there any sooner. No, we didn't.
Speaker2: No.
Speaker1: But we got some good stuff.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: We got some good stuff. I have to admit that. That was definitely fun. Yeah. Yeah, it was a good time. Really wish we could share all the details. No, you have to go to Patreon to see and listen to hear all the details. Because he brings up all the videos you can hear. Yeah. You can hear the slapping nasties going on there and the sloshing and you can hear hear the proof of what we're talking about oh my goodness yeah that was i had forgotten all about that that was funny that was really funny i thought it was erotic i think it was funny well it's funny how i got in there i was like no i'm not shooting that shooting shooting, I'm not shooting, I'm shooting. Then next thing you know, I'm shooting. Well, you go through a thing now, too, where, again, we're not getting younger, unfortunately. But there's how many times, like, I'm really not in the mood to shoot today. Oh, God, yeah. I'm like, okay, I get it. You're like, I'm really not. It's like, well, you want to cancel?
Speaker2: No.
Speaker1: And then I get here, and I'm like, ding. As soon as a cock pops, I was like, pfft. You know, it's like its own energy drink for real. All of a sudden you're like, oh, you know what? That's, I don't feel that way anymore. I feel like I have a little bit of energy, a little bit of pep in my step. A little cock in my pussy. A little cock in my mouth. Might not be a little, but it might be easier to say.
Speaker2: There's some cock in my mouth yeah you get your energy injection i entered yep maybe that's what it is i don't know like yeah before you get like the day kind of drags you down kind of and then you're like i don't know if i have the energy to go through this and then like your playmate shows up and it's like the day kind of drags you down, kind of. And then you're like, I don't know if I have the energy to go through this. And then, like, your playmate shows up, and it's like, and then you start chatting with them, and all of a sudden you have that energy builds up again. And it's fine. But, yeah, there are just days before that. I'm like, oh, my God, I don't know if I can do this. And then all of a sudden it's like, yeah, I can do this. I can do this all day long. Well, next to you it's like, well, shoot some more. Let's go to this. Oh, it's good.
Speaker1: So this Friday, Stephen will be here. Yes. So we're looking forward to that. Stephen's looking forward to that. Oh, I know. I've gotten more pictures from him. Yeah, we might. He's promised to fill every hole and coven every hole. Not to mention, we've shown Mickey. Yeah, I know. The pictures and videos he's sent us. Right. She's all fired up. She's, I think, Stephen's going to get to ride the Mickey train. Oh, well, we'll see. Yeah. Got to show up first. Well, you know, we'll see. Yeah, we'll see. Talk's cheap talk's cheap yep talk is definitely cheap but we'll see what happens so with that said i think we'll tell you about what sunday's next sunday's patreon now we're gonna highlight it briefly again absolutely on on the free one so if you don't want to buy it that's's fine. But so the last house party went to, which was May, June, June. I think June. It was April, then June. Yeah. Okay. I had said something to, they know of our podcast. We're going to be doing a podcast just with the hosts because they're big into the BDSM world. Yeah, they're really knowledgeable too. And so we want to do a podcast with them. They're great people. And I said to him, it's like, oh, it'd be kind of interesting to do a podcast at one of these house parties. He goes, yeah, that would be interesting. And we kind of let it go at that. Well, he has been thinking about it apparently. So he texted me last week. He's like, we need to do a podcast at the next party. I'm like, okay. So I ran it by Donna. And I said, what do you think? She's like, oh, hell yeah. So next Saturday night, we're going to be recording a podcast. I guarantee it's going to be more than an hour. It'll probably be broken up into two shows, I want to guess. Oh, yeah, absolutely. That we're going to record live. It's kind of oxymoron there, isn't it? Record live? Yeah, it is kind of an oxymoron. But, you know, record live a show at the house party down in the basement where all the sex and shit goes on. So if people are getting their ass smacked, you're going to hear it. Oh, my God. If people want to come over and interact with us, you're going to hear it. Yeah. Whether it be sexually or just sit down and talk with us, we're going to have four microphones there and four headsets. And if people want to come in and ask them questions about their experiences and stuff in the lifestyle you know it's uh and we you might get some testimonials from some of these people that you and i have played with right that can sit there and go oh and we're just humor vince tom is really quite the dead fuck it's like oh my god It's like, Jesus Christ, we have to tell them the party is this week. Oh, can't we, like, just... Can't we make this, like, a... Let's all go outside and get hosed down with a garden hose party? Donna first. Don't put the cold water on Vince. He can't afford the cold water. Shrinkage will be damaging. You could have left it at the cold water. You didn't have to go into detail about shrinkage. Yeah, there's a line you went over. I always go with that line. I'm sorry, honey. Okay. But, no, so, I mean, even today, the guy, the host, he's, like, all excited. He's, like, oh, if this goes the way I hope it goes, he says, we'll have more parties and we'll, you know, just make them, like, podcast parties and stuff. I'm like, okay, that's potential. So we'll see. So there might be some that we eventually put on regular and there'll be some that are going to be Patreon only. Yeah, we're saving, like I said, for $5 a month. We're saving, right now the real real juicy stuff yeah so they're still going to get some juicy stuff in all the free shows and because you know we owe you guys that you've gotten us this far um and we really appreciate that but um it's um you know it's uh it's gonna be fun next week it's gonna be it's gonna whirlwind i'm a funny feeling once steven gets here friday night i won't even see him because i have to go bed early We'll be right back. it's been a whirlwind i have a funny feeling once steven gets here friday night i won't even see him because i have to go to bed early because i have to work in the morning so i'm not even gonna freaking even see him or play with him until like sunday afternoon oh you might get to play with him saturday night maybe i might you know it's like the four days he's here i'm working three of them it's like well that yeah, you have to work that Monday? Okay, two days I don't have to work. I don't work that Monday. Good. Maybe my day job, but I'm just going to push that off. I'm going to be sick that day. You're self-employed, so. Yeah. On that job. But, yeah, no, so between that and, you know, potentially Mickey coming over and then the party and, you know, the debauchery of smoking cigars and drinking bourbon. You're not going to be even sober the whole four days. Well, no, I can't. Saturday, I really can't drink. Right. I mean, I might have like a little bit, very, very little at the party. Yeah, like... Because I have to drive home. Yep. I usually have, like, two of those seltzers, and I'm good. But you're not driving. Yeah, but even then, I'm sober. But then Sunday, Monday, I'll be drinking. Yep. But Tuesday, I got taken back to the airport, so... You won't be able to drink a whole lot then, either. No, I till i get home yeah then you'll be like whoo holy shit so yeah it's going to be an interesting interesting four or five days technically um on friday saturday sunday monday tuesday five days well if you count friday pardon me now i don't think i can count friday i mean he'll be here dinner time i don't get him until nine o'clock at night yeah but by the time i pick him up to the airport and get him here it's gonna be seven right so we'll be sitting out here drinking doing a fire pit right but then i gotta get up early take you to work because we're gonna so we come pick you up and we go to the party after that yeah i have to make sure i bring all i take all my stuff to the party yeah all your fucking dental floss and do you know what you're wearing this party yeah okay i'm ready i'm gonna pack it up i'm gonna pack it up like right away yeah okay yeah i'll tell shower and everything there so you guys pick me up we go go slutting yeah okay yeah my you know i have getting Thank you. Yeah, I'll shower and everything there, so you guys pick me up and we go. Go slutting. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, my, you know, getting me to the car, I'm going to be very conservative. You can change at the party. Yes, I can. Most people come into the party dressed street clothes and then change in there. Yep. You're the one who likes to come dress, pre-slotted pre-slotted i wasn't that slutty last time it was it was like that leopard no it was a zebra print dress yeah and then i had the zebra print thong and i could tell you where a dress after we walked in the party three minutes later i couldn't find i got upstairs you were naked on top of somebody you know when duty calls duty calls i don't want to tell you your booty call okay when booty calls booty calls god damn it
Speaker2: I don't want to tell you it was your
Speaker1: booty call okay when booty calls booty calls god damn it and i told you that guy was gonna be the first one that's gonna want you man he was like right there he's like he wanted you to last party i know he kept chomping his like look at his look at his lips looking at me yeah and he came through yeah he's like i want you now we're going downstairs right now it's like oh i figured so much yeah okay let's go so we'll have to you know so this party is going to be steven maybe next party we might be able to take uh mickey with us you know if we do a podcast she's have fun because she likes to watch right so she might have fun being on the podcast and watching and stuff like that so that might be kind of fun we'll see yeah again it's uh you know this thing we could some of these people have their own parties that might invite us to their parties and uh we might do podcasts at different types of parties who i don't know where this is going i I have no idea. So just hang in there, folks. And you'll learn more about swinging and different people inside the lifestyle. And what these particular house parties are like. They're pretty laid back. Yeah. And again, on average, the people at these parties are 50 in the 50s. The average age is mid-50s. How's that? Yeah, they're definitely're okay and not all of them are necessarily in the best of shape these are just regular people and um yep and just everyone's comfortable in the skin and accepts everyone for everyone and um you know no is no and we all get along and it's just a good time yeah I can say definitely the parties are very respectful. Yeah.
Speaker2: I've never felt pressured or, you know, whatever.
Speaker4: You might pressure a few guys.
Speaker2: Hey, you with a cock. Get over here. You with a cock. That's right, all four of you. Let's go. Let's go.
Speaker4: God damn it.
Speaker1: I didn't come to this party just to sit around and chat. Well, I can't even sit, but that's different. I sit on a cock, God damn it. Or a face or whatever. You may be sound like i'm such a slut but you say that in such an endearing way though i thought i thought you were yeah you always say you're not slutty enough i wish you were more slutty oh god why can't you be a dirty little whore i love it when you're a dirty little whore you always say that you do say that yeah okay you're not denying that okay as long as you don't deny it okay if i didn't like to see you fuck other people why would you be doing it exactly my point okay all right as long as we're on the same page here i'm happy i have fun with it i don't care no i don't make you fuck anybody you don't want to i don't even and you keep saying i do it's like who'd you book for me i don't book anybody i don't book anybody for you now you're the one who books all your own playmates yeah i have nothing to do with scheduling yeah and then you know so don't sit there you booked no no no no you booked on it oh i don't i overbooked then damn it if someone if somebody emails me or text me it's like hey what are you guys doing this weekend here's donna's number ask her i have no idea what i don't do it not my yacht man no man i don't do that I just take care of the camera that's all I do. I am one of the cameramen. You go talk to Philip in scheduling. I mean, not him. I was almost Chinese there. Almost. I didn't know what was going on with that. I don't know. It kind of slipped. And sober it's a scary part that is right so i can just stick with this one yeah i like that so many people so many i don't know why it's just like i just don't want to see her suck more dick than i do i get so jealous she's got these cocks all over, with her shapes and sizes and colors. I can only guess the taste. He's scary sometimes. It's a really cool... You lay in bed at night and think of these little... No, I told you. That shit just happens. That's what's so scary. Maybe he thought about it a little bit. He'd be like, okay, it's... If's if i thought about it wouldn't be funny oh my goodness no i know shapes and sizes and tastes it's like oh man if you're looking at something okay i'm gonna pick pussies because i know about that oh so if you had to sit there and go okay what about pussies do i, the different shapes, the sizes, the, you know, the textures, you know, some women's lipstick out more than others. We've talked about this. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Some have big meaty clits. Some don't. You know, there's shapes and sizes and lions and tigers and bears. Oh, my. You know, so it just. Some get like really juicy and wet and spray and squirt I can't talk about penises in this voice it's like yeah man are they fucking what's the size and the thickness and the length yeah man no it's just I'm just like no I'm gonna hurl so I have to you have to take your gay persona voice I have to just go to this just go to this guy's voice and just go, okay, it's penises. Penis sounds so much better, not better, funnier. If I say penis, that's not funny. If I say penis with a little lisp on the end. Penis. Penis. It sounds like it's almost fun and quaint and enjoyable and harmless.
Speaker2: Yeah, it sounds harmless.
Speaker1: Like, pansy, penis, you know, versus penis. See, that sounds very... It sounds like a Viking weapon. He brought a penis and knocked down gate. That's some penis. It's a weapon, it should be. Well, it could be. I don't know anyway we don't put a tangent on that one a little bit and again I go back to I'm being I've been drinking all day's water wow that is frightening you come up with that and you're sober yeah that's why it gets raw at hand when I'm drinking yeah it does yeah we have to go back and listen to that one show yeah again i have to apologize to that one show with their high school friend was here something happened i don't remember you don't remember that i don't remember drinking that much oh i remember vaguely you were sucking his dick vaguely oh he came on my face and everything i don't remember that oh i don't remember a lot of things you missed out that's what i'm saying i used to be able to drink far more than that and didn't have like blackout spots i'm getting more of them it worries me yeah it worries me too i know i hate to laugh but and you know we went to a wedding on saturday And i said okay they don't really have bourbon all i have is jack daniels that's not bourbon yeah so i'm just gonna have a uh a gin and tonic right right so i got the gin and tonic it was good yeah but when i went and i got the second one the girl poured three quarters of it is just gin. It was like a splash of tonic. She's like, oh, my God, I put too much gin in it. It's like, you think? Yeah. It's like, she goes, should I throw it out? I was like, no, no, don't waste it. I'll drink it. Oh, my God. Wow. That took me there quickly. Yeah. Your daughter's like, he's not driving, is he? I was like, no, I think I'm driving. Well, I stopped after that one. Yeah. And I just started drinking water. started drinking water and we had i went and smoked a cigar away from everybody just you know kind of calmed down a little bit i had to make sure i did that because there's too many of your family there that i don't like right yeah i don't and again i i have a buzz on i already tell what i think when i'm sober i tell if i'm if i'm inebriated you'll you'll just let all hell break loose it's just dead it's not gonna be pretty it's not gonna be pretty so i just figured just since they don't like me already i won't do anything that they won't like me more right exactly just get away from everybody and leave me alone yeah there you go so anyway okay with that said i don't know why they don't like you i like you no you don't yes i do i love you you put up with, anyway, okay. With that said. I don't know why they don't like you. I like you. No, you don't. Yes, I do. I love you. You put up with me. I do. I also love you, but you're fun. I think you're fun. Mm-hmm. I don't know what their problem is. Eh, fuck them. No. That's a drug. You know, I don't mean that. And here's a compliment for you. Okay, a compliment? Not a big compliment. It's a compliment. Okay. So you have a younger sister who's like 11 years younger than you. Yes. She now looks like she could be older than you. And the scary part, scary part, she looks facially now like my ex-wife. You and your daughter both say the same. Both my daughters said that before I saw it. They go, like, Dad, she looks like Mom. I'm like, really? And I saw her.
Speaker3: I was like, ah!
Speaker1: She doesn't look that much like your ex. Well, at least she's thinner than my ex-wife. But she has a lot of the facial characteristics now of my ex-wife. I don't see it, but if you guys see it, it must be something there because both your daughters brought that to my attention. They said it to me. I didn't say it to them. Yeah, they said it to you. Yeah, no, that was – guys see it i it must be something there because both your daughters brought that to my attention and i'm they said to me i didn't say to them yeah they said it to you yeah and i was there and i was like but now so you're 11 years older than your youngest sister but she looks like she's older than you that's what you guys keep saying yeah no it's it's been 60 miles a bad road well you gotta work out people I don't care what you don't work out no but you can whatever you you have to stay physical oh you don't have to go to a gym and work out she's a desk jockey yeah exactly i mean i don't i don't care if you just do yoga i don't care if you walk around the park i don't care if you just around the park. I don't care if you just walk up and down steps. You have to run from a rapist, whatever.
Speaker2: Whatever.
Speaker1: I'm not saying work out in a gym.
Speaker2: Dodge bullets.
Speaker1: It's still a workout. It's still a workout if you're dodging bullets. I mean, look at me. I'm going back and forth here. That's why I use a shotgun. Yeah, that's harder to dodge. You dodge a wrench. You dodge a wrench yep i even told her i said i have this little app on my phone i do these little workouts while i'm you know taking care of my aunt it takes about an hour you know oh you're not talking that porn app you look at uh well it could be used in porn my finger goes back and forth in and out in and out at the end of my workout i scream different workout yeah but she's like no i'm i'm just i'm not gonna do that okay well i don't tell you whatever everyone's different yeah. I mean, as you get older, you have to. Be physical. Be physical. I don't care how you do it. You don't have to go to a gym. Between climbing the steps here. Yeah. You know, just. I got a. I'll look at how many steps I got in. No, it's not even. Look at that. That's bullshit. You're just jealous. You fucking, you wake up in the morning and your watch says, well, I did 10,000 steps. You didn't even get out of bed yet. No, I've only done 8,500 today. Oh my God, you're so full of shit. But I think I got up in the steps. Five of your steps is one of mine because your feet are so small. And I look at my watch and it says, you walked three steps. I've got like 1,500. I'll go up and down the steps here at our house, you know, carrying stuff up there, up and down, up and down. We have 36 steps from our driveway to our front door. And, you know, I'll do it 10 fucking times. It says, oh, how many flights of stairs did I climb? I look and it says, two. You're like, fuck you, I just walked it down five times. It's like, my back and my legs are telling me not two. Fuck you. I just rubbed it down five times. My back and my legs are telling me not to. But anyway, I think the fucking apple's against me. Anyway. You always say, I don't swing my arms. I don't. When I walk, I don't tend to swing my arms. I don't think it matters. It does. Does it? Yeah. If I want to get steps, I'm going to put my fucking watch on the dog's tail. If I want steps, I'm going to jerk somebody off. And you've gotten steps that way before. I'm going to look at it. Oh, look at that. 10,000 steps. 10,000 steps, baby. Yeah, I hope the guy comes after two strokes and you're going to screw it. There we go. No, it's still the same. It's still the same. Well well it's too short of strokes you gotta pretend you're stroking a big guy's dick big guy's dick like that's a big dick though man it's got my 14 inch dick that's a big dick I didn't really walk today with my back being bad so I won't look at my steps but anyway so again email us hotwifepodcasts at gmail.com. Again, we ask you to share the podcast with a few people. You know, we hope you're interested in joining our Patreon account. You know, it's five hours a month. You get to hear our shows that you can only hear there. Cheesy shows. Go to hotwifedonowin.com, and you can see where Donna is, all the places that you can find her stuff again you can email her directly there if you want to email the podcast which either one of us will answer we have a big crew it's just us and again I want to reach out to Mr. Bale, we want to reach out to Jay say hey and Mike, hope everything is good since your back surgery yeah seriously and uh steven will be here this friday like we talked about so you know stay tuned for the shows this week um and uh then like i said next sunday if you haven't joined our patreon account yet you're going to want to for the next week's show i think so trust me yeah this is gonna be some pretty hot stuff going on yeah he's already told me he goes i want to fill every hole with calm out of it every guy tells you that our mailman tells you that that's he does not say that that's that's not even true take that back oh he just says your ass i guess my ass just the mailbox i just want to fill the mailbox i have to keep a professional relationship ma'am i'm sorry i just want to fill your asshole with cum if i was to plug your mouth of your pussy that would just be very wrong i could not do that i'm sorry that'd be unprofessional But the Postal Service has nothing about sodomy. So I know how to... Sodomize your... That must be very wrong. I could not do that. I'm sorry. That would be unprofessional. But the Postal Service has nothing about sodomy. So I'm allowed to bang the shit out of your little asshole. I will make a delivery, whether rain, snow, sleet, or whatever the fuck the saying is. I will deliver my cum laude to your asshole. Or dark of night. Whatever, dark of your bunghole. Whether you have douched, enemaed, or not, I will deliver my Kamlo to your animal. Or dark of night. Or dark of your bunghole. Whether you have douched, enemaed, or not, I will deliver into your tukas. My little white truck will go right down that Hershey Highway. You're so wrong. When do you come up with this shit? That little white truck down the Hershey Highway. I will. I know the Amazon guys will put their package anywhere, but we only deliver to the Tuckus. I mean, mailbox. That's why they call it a mail box. The mail's box. Don't be afraid to put my flag up. Oh, my God. What's wrong with you? But you need help. You need serious help. It's too late. Save yourself. It's too late for me. If there's a therapist out there, my husband needs help. A therapist. I go, nah, he's gone. He's gone. Too late. Save yourself. It's too late for him. Oh, my God. Anyway, so you can only imagine when Stephen's here with the podcast we're going to record. You guys are like two. He's like the brother from another mother. I mean, the brother. It's like, oh, no, no. It's going to get nuts. Yeah like two he's like the brother from another mother i mean the both it's like oh no it's gonna get nuts yeah well the two of us on a podcast with bourbon with bourbon oh dear god nope nope i'll have to put my foot down nope well you're probably going to need to stabilize yourself because he's probably going to fuck you during the podcast yeah i will have to stabilize myself. All right. Again, thank you all for listening. Email us with questions, comments, statements, naked pictures of a pretty woman. Oh, no. No penis pictures. I'll take dick pics. I'm fine with that. Just label them as dick pics. Make the subjectna dash dick okay that way i know not to open that email send pussy pictures donna's fine looking at them too so we're good either way but the dick pics no yeah i'm not gonna do it no matter how much i do the gay voice i'm not going to do it. No matter how much I do the gay voice, I'm not going to be happy. Oh, shit. All right, so you guys all have a good night. Happy Labor Day. Thank you to all you who served in the labor. In the labor. I had to work today. Why don't the other departments of the hospital get a day off? I fucking labor room just a labor room the fuck i don't know i want to i want to thank the heart surgeons i want to thank yeah not the labor people who cut your toes off i have a special fondness for them of course you do oh my god okay we gotta go all right thank you all and we'll be talking to you later this week. All right. Have a great night, everybody.