Hey Honey lets try swinging

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hi this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast so hi everybody this is donna lynn and uh looks like there's some we got it worked out okay very We'll be right back. so hi everybody this is donna lynn and uh looks like there's some we got it worked out okay very well it's just a visual okay good and we weren't thinking it was recording but yes it is so welcome to the show and tonight's topic is going to be interesting interesting one right vince yes hopefully did you want to well let's see how you're doing tonight first then can open up. Oh, I'm better because I'm not at work.

I have a shitty day at work. But I am home with my beautiful wife and some bourbon. Is that the name of the bourbon, your beautiful wife? That would be a good name for me. That would be a good name. I'm going cheap tonight. I'm just doing some Jim Bean. I'm going to say cheap. I thought, oh, your beautiful wife, cheap. See the theme? I see the theme. Cheap bourbon, cheap woman. Yeah, there you go. I'm good with that. That's all right. Yeah, I thought we'd explore the, because I have some friends who have asked me the question of, how I get my wife into swinging? You know?

And, um, so it's not just a wife. It's, I, I worded it your significant other. Right. Your spouse or whatever. I mean, there's no foolproof matter and people have to understand that, um, some people are just never going to want to do that. Nope. And some people who think they want to do that might find out they don't want to do that. Yeah, sometimes the fantasy is really exciting them when the tires hit the asphalt. It's like, nope, I'm not doing it.

Well, yeah, more the aspect of all of a sudden you see your significant other with somebody else you might sit there and go nah not the turn on I thought it might be you know so the the $50,000 question is always, what's the, how do you, you know, broach the subject? Sure. There was, um, when I was going through and chatting with people on, um, my various social media, I can't remember which one. And if you go to Donna Lynn, no, no, it's Hot Wife, sorry, Hot Wife, Donna Lynn, all one word, dot com, dot com.

That'll be all dot com that'll be all the links to all those different avenues uh but uh there was a a husband and wife and they're dabbling with you know the whole hot white thing we're thinking about being a hot wife and you know if we find it very exciting and i'm like well i already am i can give you pointers you know or we've been swimming in this pool for a long time, 20 years, and that's a pretty long time to be swimming in this pool. So, and it's been, you know, we've had some like. I love the analogy, sir. Yeah, we're swimming. Swimming, swinging, that's it. Yeah, yeah.

It's hysterical, sorry. Shut up, you're such an ass. Thank you. But the initial part is first establishing that what do you want to do?

If you're with, I'll word this in the sense of, okay, we're husband and wife wife and i would like to you know to swing and my wife doesn't give me any appearance that that would be something she wants now what am i looking for am i looking for that i want to see her with somebody am i looking for me to have somebody or am i looking for us to have again and then that part is is it for us to share another couple is it for us to share another woman which is a very common one people all think that you can just go out and pick up women to have a third um yeah there you go you know and in today's environment you know more and more men are pains me to say this, realizing that they're bisexual.

It is what it is. Those who are into it, that's fine. I'm just saying for me, not my ball of wax. But it doesn't mean it's wrong. I'm just saying it's not my ball of wax. So, you know, so you have to establish like, okay, if I'm going to broach this subject with her, I have to kind of get my ducks in a row and this applies if it's a woman going towards a man right because again a woman going to her husband or boyfriend or whoever or another girlfriend or whatever whatever sits there and goes hey how would you like to see me get fucked by another man? Yeah, that's putting it pretty bluntly.

In a roundabout way. How did we broach this subject? You already had been swinging with your first wife. And I'd already been a dancer. So for me, being in the sexual realm was kind of like, hey, you're in a pretty monogamous relationships yeah um yeah yeah and and it was a little i think how we or i broached it was while we were messing around and stuff i would you know i would tell you how i used to find the aspect of watching uh again, I'm a photographer, so photographers are voyeurs by nature. Sure.

So, and I think it was a matter of, you know, hey, I used to watch my wife with others and, you know, play with others. But, you know, hey, I would love to do a photo shoot and see you with another man. And at first you were like, I don't don't know i don't know and then you just you know one day said okay i also think too that you uh the first time i was actually in a swing type wow it really wasn't a swing environment i I remember I was blindfolded and I had two guys. Yes, that wasn't your first. That wasn't the first? No. Okay, because that's what I was thinking of. You pick like...

I believe the first was that gentleman we met. We met him at like a TGI Friday's and then we went to a hotel down the street. Okay. No. Yeah, I think that was. We didn't go to a hotel afterwards, did we? Yep.

i didn't think that ever materialized oh yeah yeah the hot tub room that's not that was i can say his name because there's a million mics yeah the shy mic okay that was the first one i guess it was the first one was the first one okay and uh you know and you were nervous at first and again and you know i remember that was the first is because you were really adamant because it was something new right that you know oh he has to wear a condom it's like oh okay and i thought that was his his no that was yours okay i don't remember it was 20 years ago folks i can't remember everything i can't remember All the guys I fucked in the last 20 years.

Let's get back into, so if you want to approach a subject, I would guess, with your significant other, you have to first identify what you think, what you would like to do and what you're trying to recognize.

You have to be careful how you say it to your mate because they might want to interpret that you don't make them happy yes that's very true and also um we have seen in other couples it was a very selfish thing on in this case it was the man's part and she was required to take one for the team that's not swinging that's not cool that's not so don't be selfish about it is that something you're both Let's not swinging. That's not cold. That's not, so don't be selfish about it. If it's not something you both are interested in, don't do it. It's not going to help your marriage. No.

If it's not something you both are on board with. Exactly. I agree. Okay. And so when you broach the topic with the significant other, I'm not going to apply a gender to it, you know, you have to make sure you let them know that this is something that is whipped cream on the ice cream. Sure. It's an extra. Yeah. I'm real happy with the ice cream. Right. But you know, a little whipped cream would be kind of good. I like whipped cream. A little something to spit. I know you do. She's looking at me like I'm an ice cream cone right now. Yummy. I wish.

So, you know, it's something, again, don't look at swinging as something that's going to fix a relationship that isn't good to begin with. Sort of like kids. Kids don't fix a broken marriage. No. Okay? If you have a problem with your marriage and your wife or your husband or both or whoever sees you having too much fun with someone else, that could be damaging. Yeah, it could be. Now, speaking for us, we have found that playing with others has added to our romantic life.

Yeah, I think it adds a little bit of spice to it and you and I can talk about it while we're making love and it adds a whole other level of eroticism and makes things more exciting and I find it erotic to see you with somebody else, when i see how you laugh with that no no no i'm laughing at because the women are used what a stupid bitch no no because usually the women are quivering and can't walk right when you're done with them because of your tongue it's your tongue is incredible so thank you i mean 56 orgasms incredible but my tongue oh 56 orgasms nothing to sneeze at i never had 56 orgasms from my vaginal well yeah i only got up to 42 i was i was beat up by the night's young the night is young that's true but um yeah i i think it added to it for us and we have a strong relationship so that just added more fun to it and i yeah most of the couples we've met in the swinging world once you work out the bumps yeah Now, so when you approach your significant other with the concept...

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you work out the bumps yeah now so when you approach your significant other with the concept right don't go directly at it kind of put out little feelers like what like how would you don't be afraid to use a little imagination let's say you sit there and go i had a really sexy dream the other night oh okay you know you know that we were at this bar hanging out and this other couple came up and talked to us and you know they're both very attractive and and everything else and you know play into that scenario and also see how she reacts she's like oh i'll tell him get the fuck away you know or whatever it's like okay well it's going nowhere be selfless at first and allow your your significant other to um let's say it's a woman i'll just use that scenario you know and get a really attractive man for her to be with before you decide to have a female playmate.

Get her like, hey, look, you know, what's good for the goose is good for the gander. You know, be selfless at first. You might be able to find out maybe your wife all of a sudden you didn't realize had a side interested in another woman. Oh, that's true.

And maybe she does have a little fantasy she kept secret that she would like to you know share you with another woman it was really a lot of fun um with another woman sucking your dick and i've been a i didn't hate it too much i didn't think you would for a brief second oh you're like oh i don't know it's like after that second fleeted pretty incredible that was. Yeah, so sometimes you have to go about it and be a little selfless at first to get what you might want later on. But the trick is not to keep the selfishness.

You have to understand this is something, and there's so many aspects, and we'll get into this, so many aspects of swinging. Sure. Oh, yeah, yeah. The rules. You you guys are gonna have to come up with rules if you get that and if your wife or significant other depending who's doing the asking exactly says no then it's no it's no don't don't push it don't cheat yeah because that's not swinging that's cheating swinging is not cheating you can there's also compromises you know there's always soft swap maybe we should go into soft swap again that's not swinging. No, that's cheating.

Swinging is not cheating. There's also compromises. You know, there's always soft swap. Maybe we should go into soft swap. Again, that's the types of swinging. Sure. And that's the rules, which, you know, I was going to get into it a little bit, but, you know, there are different rules that everyone else, that you have to make up yourself. There's no rule sheet you get issued.

Well, maybe we should talk about what soft swap is as opposed to hard swap okay in a second i think um again the initial concept of getting your mate interested in doing it with you is again if it's something they oh i don't know if i could do that i don't know if I could do that then what you want to do with that is again bring it up in the bedroom when you're playing and you know maybe if you're going down on her sit there and go close your eyes I want you to think of a guy I bring home licking your pussy and I'm watching you see how she goes to that you know if you're having Thank you.

bring home licking your pussy and i'm watching you see how she goes to that yeah you know or you know or if you're you know you're having sex with her like you know like wouldn't this feel good if it was some guy you know we met you know he's delivering it to you you know while i'm watching you getting turned on maybe you know i'm over in this i'm on the side of the bed punching myself watching you or I come up and you put me in your mouth while he's doing this or vice versa. Make it a sexy scenario. And see how it goes. Try to ease into it. Not just like, are we going to do this or not?

Yeah, yeah it's gonna close the door on that pretty quick yeah i want to get another couple and we are going to fuck even a season that we are it's like um that would not be very good you know it would be like turn off so unless there are a couple we know then that's different couples like bring them over we're gonna fuck them jesus christ hi how are you drop trowel let's go but um no so really entertain the concept and you might have to look at in the early days of swinging or getting into the lifestyle um there are things like donna mentioned about soft swap okay so explain what soft swap is well soft swap is there's no penetration it's all oral and sometimes no penetration by the other people other people yeah right well usually the soft swap there might be no penetration at all because you know that depends no not from if we were with another couple right it would just be oral between us yes but then maybe you and i would have intercourse right that couple would have intercourse in the same room.

In the same room. Okay. And again, that also ties into the rules. Some people might be like, oh, soft swap is only oral. That's it. Yeah. But I mean, that's like a nice way to open up the doors. It says, oh, it's just oral. Okay, what do I have to worry about? You state, if you join a website, you state that we are a soft swap couple. Soft swap couple. And then the next level up is the same room. I guess I would be. Yes, it is. Oh, look at you all like Mr., you know, knowing everything. So, okay, so with the same room, with the same room. You can't see my face.

I'm just going to just deadpan look like I'm going to beat you. Mr. Smarty Pants. Okay, well, with the same room, it's like, are you with your couple having sex in the same room? Basically, everybody's in the same room. But you're having sex with your own spouse or your own. No, you're having sex with the other people, but there's no one leaving the room. in other words oh but it's full swap yes oh well okay i didn't really care about that swap can also be like like the couple with the 52 orgasms 56 56 orgasms i was too busy licking um that yeah you know, we broke off.

And went to different rooms. And that just happened spontaneously. I mean, I don't even think about that. I don't even. No, well, for us, it's not an issue. No, it's not an issue. We just, you know, it's like whatever. But some people it is. So, yeah, so you could leave the room and then.

Yeah, so if, let's say you're hypothetically at someone's house correct and you're in the kitchen and all of a sudden um you start getting busy with the wife right you know kissing and everything else and next thing you know she's on the kitchen floor and kneeling between your legs right but then your wife gets up and grabs the other significant other right and heads off into the living room right you know you may or may not have a clear view what's going on correct you know they might be doing something like having sex well let's hope but you know but no some people want to see like i enjoy watching you yeah i mean i like i don't care if you're in a separate room but it is fun to have you there yeah yeah i'm not gonna argue um but again this is all you have to establish your own rules your own guidelines and you have to be true to yourself of what you're comfortable with as well and and then you know one of the rules we'll start getting into rules because the next thing is the next step would be again full out swinging which um more of a hot wife kind of a thing where you can you know you can make a rule that okay we only play together.

Right. You can say, hey, we play separately. You could do Hot Wife. Sure. You know, you could sit there. I mean, there's a lot of things that you have to determine. You know, there's people come up with rules that we might not understand or appreciate, but that's what works for them. We only have a couple rules for us. Donna can't take anything bigger than a baseball bat. I'm very, very particular about that. I bring out my baseball bat. I'm like, oh dude, you're too big. Wooden baseball bats, no aluminum.

Wait whoa i don't like that no no no cold aluminum well i'll take the cold aluminum over splinters oh it's all varnished you're fine oh you're flying here just just bend over there bitch oh you did hear me that's where the other one's going oh there we go here go. Here's the man I know and love. Anyway. Now I forgot where it's going. The rules. Yeah, the rules. So, you know, like for us, our rules are, one, we are completely honest with each other. Is that a rule? Well, when it comes to swinging, not anything else. Not anything else. I don't know where that Corvette came from in the driveway.

No idea, honey. You followed me home. Can I keep it? If you can get into it, I will pay for it. Now everybody thinks I'm like 600 pounds. I just have an extremely bad back. That's what she's getting at. You're a big dude getting that. Okay, this is a whole different thing. But anyway, mostly it's my back that would stop me. But anyway. Okay.

So, is i don't go for it and she doesn't appreciate it is uh you know the the choking choking kind of a thing everything else is pretty much okay oh and well the third rule we have is no is no oh no there's something a guy tries doing to you that you're not comfortable with right correct you know let's say he has a pretty big dick and he thinks he's going to put it in your asshole and you say no it's no it's no if he doesn't take no for that then he takes a lot of pills while he's in the hospital recovering and that might that might be why people are more comfortable playing in the same room with their sure mate Sure, it's a safety thing.

It's a safety thing, sure. I mean, we've never had any problems with this. I've been on lots of hot dates. No, but you don't play alone until we have met. Again, technically, that's another rule. That's another rule. You don't play with anyone that you have not played with a few times before in my presence. It's kind of like a vetting process. You figure out what the people, are they true to their word? Do they respect? Respect. That is a biggie with bringing somebody into a relationship. If they don't respect your significant other, then don't play with them. Respect is huge.

Respect and trust are the big things. I agree. The individual playing with the other person has to trust them. And the mate of that person has to trust that person with their mate. Sure, absolutely. And the person coming into this relationship, the third wheel, I'll call it. Or fourth or fifth or team. Or whatever. They better be respectful because this man is letting you, quote, violate his wife, his, you know. The sanctity of marriage. You can say it that way, I suppose. But yeah, there's a lot of respect. I think I did. I think you did.

I'm pretty sure sure I have to play that back but I'm pretty sure I said it that way but yeah the respect because he can just say nope and put a kibosh on the whole thing and then that's it dude you got your dick in your hand and that's about it yeah so for all you single guys out there be respectful very respectful we've had very few guys that were not respectful very few I mean there might have been one or two and you just shut them off right from the get-go. Well, yeah. I have my own little vetting process. Sure. That works 98% of the time. 98. Before we even meet them face-to-face. Sure.

So it's, but no, you know, respect is an important thing. You know, I'm not a small individual. That's why you can't get into a Corvette. Yeah. But I think a lot of guys, when they meet me, they realize we bat like yeah I better behave so and the fact that I work in a gun store and used to bounce bachelor parties and stuff like that I clean my shotgun when they come in you don't that would be funny you though. So you're here to see my wife, huh? Fair we have, boy. Gotta get the blood from the last bastard off this thing. So you're here to see my wife, huh? Bear we have, boy.

Gotta get the blood from the last bastard off this thing. Don't listen to him. It's actually been very nice. We've had mostly, I'd say, 98% nice guys. Some of the guys are egotists.

Not that they weren't nice, but they're just a little too much ego and just made it unattractive right you play with them once you realize just too much ego there again back to the topic of getting your significant other into it first step is going to be do they really have any interest true let's let's feel that you have to be clear to them with your interests is it something you're looking to explore avenues you've never explored are you looking to sow wild oats you've never sowed you're looking to see something you've never seen like you know it's like hey i've never seen i'd love with, you know, six guys, okay?

But how does your wife feel about six guys? Is she thinking four or eight? You know, you don't know. It's only half the team or a team and a half. I don't know. Well, make it an odd number, throw the coach in. Referee. That's good can you imagine and it's good foul green pie penalty other hole penalty foul hole you can make a whole sport out of it kind of but so the advice I don't know. You can make a whole sport out of it. Kind of. But so the advice I have for what it's worth, if you're going to try to talk your significant other into your interest, be respectful. Think it through.

you got to think about are you ready to see that are you a jealous person oh you can't be jealous in the swing world doesn't work well no i mean it yeah it doesn't work well at all it might work for a little while but it usually crashes and burns a prime example would be one of the first gauges like we'll go out to a store or something and i've told you a few times that you know you're wearing the leggings or whatever and i see guys that like i'll walk behind you or whatever and i see guys they don't realize we're together and as you walk by i've seen them turn and look at your ass even now you're cutting our lawn along the street oh yeah i've seen cars cars and trucks slow down look at her and i'll weave yeah see and i find that oh i can't say erotic but i find it it's tillinating yeah i find it exciting and flattering that yeah you find my wife sexy i'm all about that i don't have you You know, I don't say erotic, but I find it...

It's tolerating. Yeah, I find it exciting and flattering. Yeah, you find my wife sexy. I'm all about that. I don't have, you know, I don't wake up... Again, we'll go back to one of the things Donna said a long time ago, that if you base your relationship on an orgasm, you don't have a relationship. If you're worried about your mate cheating on you, then there's more wrong with your relationship than an orgasm. If an orgasm is all it takes for them to leave, there's a lot more that you aren't seeing wrong with your relationship. Yep, absolutely. Absolutely.

If you are the best mate you can be, it shouldn't matter who he or she fucks. Exactly. Okay? Because you should be so in love with them that it doesn't matter and again seeing them turned on should be a turn-on for you yeah i mean absolutely i think some people have this it's i think it's an insecurity that i'm the only one that can make her come. I'm the only one. And I've had many orgasms that other people have given me. You know, nothing wrong with that. Oh, yeah, a bunch of them. You know what? We haven't had anyone call in yet. I mean, I don't know how many people listen to the live show.

But give out the number. Sure. And I want to see if anyone's listening live, if you can call in. Yeah, if you'd like to call in and join this conversation, maybe we're talking to our asses again. Who knows? The number you can call in. Stop it. I'm trying to give it a number. God damn it. Shut the fuck up, please. The number to call in is 484-841-1177. The number again is shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Is that what it comes out to? Wow. Shut up. I'm trying to get. So 484-841-1177. Actually, just dial shut the fuck up. Apparently is what that is. 1-800-SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP.

If we could have gotten that number, we would have. I didn't know Skype had that availability. had that availability i would have had to go through and like figure out all the letters and stuff like lick my balls or something well you know style 1-800 lick my balls that would have been a good one but i would enjoy that one so but um anyway so douchebag oh now it spells douchebag No, you. Oh, so. Douchebag. Oh, now it spells douchebag. No, you. Oh, you are a douchebag. Yeah, we're halfway married. Yeah, sure we are. I'm only saying loving, kind things about it. Oh, my God. Stop it. Anyway.

Stop. So, again, check out, go to hotwife.linn.com. Hotwife.linn.com. All the links are there. Find your links and everything else. Find out how you can contact us.

You can also, if you're getting this through one of the various podcast platforms that we're on, you can actually check us out at hotwifepod and i'll bring it to that no that's a weird one i don't know i haven't got and i just started the other day and i have like uh 14 followers instagram at hot wife podcast yay hey you know putting up there like what the show's coming up okay and which actually leads me to the next topic I want to talk about this is something you have no knowledge of no, I have no knowledge about so many things so just go ahead I'm not going to argue with you just go for it babe I actually tried to start a Facebook page today as Donna Lynn and then started a page page off of that for the hot wife podcast didn't post anything up just started it boom you know put in the information to start it and it's like yeah all right i'm gonna get it so we can put the podcast on facebook too okay within five, I got a fucking message.

We have deleted your account. The fuck did I do? Well, you know, due to their morals, they don't want to show that a podcast that's based in sexuality. But let's go teach the fucking second graders about, you know, sex and shit. That's probably fucking fine on Facebook. Here's where I'm going. Hey, Zuckerberg, suck my ass. I agree. Okay? This is bullshit. Freedom of speech. I'm not, you know, we're not putting porn on Facebook, obviously. Obviously. This is just going to be a site just for the podcast. Sexuality. Whatever.

We're not even talking about the kind of shit that they're trying to teach in schools. I hate to get political on people, but too bad. I'm going to. I'm not getting into political parties. I'm just saying all the shit going on right now about teaching these, you know, second graders, first graders. It's like, oh, you need to decide whether you want a penis or a pussy. No, you need to decide you want to go play kickball at recess or play in the fucking swings. Yeah, let's let kids be kids. You know, you got to learn not to chew paste. All right. Oh, come on. That paste tastes so sweet.

And that recipe case of why you're like that. Sorry, taste is sweet. Now you can't keep your mouth shut. True. So anyway, so we were going to have a Facebook page. No biggie. And they shot us down because it's adult content. It's a sexuality show. Fuck them. It's audio. It's not like I was posting any naughty pictures up or anything.

So so fuck facebook i'm fine with that don't like facebook i don't have facebook i don't have a facebook page personally i deleted everything so i don't care so the other good news though is again we're on some other platforms we recently got taken in by apple podcast yes and our numbers have skyrocketed on there so if you listen to us now through apple podcast so we went from two listeners to 10 skyrocketing told you eight oh i'm aiming for 10 oh aiming for 10 sorry just saying our prayers that's all we can do no in all honesty again to everyone who listens um and the numbers have grown Thank you.

So it went from two to four, five. You really know how to burst my brain. I'm used to you pointing and laughing when I get out of the shower, but now you're just really hurting me. I'm sorry. No, I'm not. No, we have, for just the two of us, doing this podcast at our kitchen table, talking our sex points. We scratch our heads every day and go, how many people listened? There's a couple of truck drivers who say they do long hauling and they're like, we love listening to the podcast. It's hysterical. It must be you. It must be me. Hysterical part.

sure I think to listen to me for the sexual part of course listen to that voice yes we have a lot of fun with what we're doing there's some serious aspects of it it, but in general, it's all done tongue-in-cheek. You know, it's kind of, it's fun, but I mean, swinging is about having fun. I hate to say it. It's about enjoying life. Sure, I agree. About enjoying life. And we don't have a lot of money. Obviously. If you call two bucks a lot of money, then we're rich. Then we're filthy.

And I had to borrow one of those dollars anyway but uh no hey you know um you said the truck drivers i want to thank you guys for everything you do i want to thank all the first responders i want to thank the military you know what we have the freedoms to do these kind of shows that's because the first responders the military the police uh truck truck drivers keep this country going and right now it's got to be tough as shit to do with fuel prices yeah everything else going on sure um you know again as a country we need to band together and get through this absolutely but uh anyway so yeah so now tomorrow you have been kind of out of the saddle for a couple weeks.

As it were. Except for, you had a couple play dates. But, I mean, yeah, but in general I've been out of the mix, as it were. My, Donna helps out with her great aunt, who's 102. Oh, dear God, yes. She helps do some daycare during the day for her. Yeah, I'm a caregiver. My daughter also helps with that, but my daughter has some surgery, so she's playing recovery. So Donna has been putting in double duty. Yeah, crazy hours. 102, man, she's feisty. But, you know, what I want talk about it real quick. Sure. On your Pornhub account, which is hotwife underscore Donna Lynn. Correct.

And again, if you go to hotwifedonnalynn.com, you can find the link to the Pornhub. There's some free videos. And we just did one Sunday that is getting a lot of good hits. The one in the car? Yeah. That was fun. As we were driving, Donna, I said, don't want to bring a camera. We'll have a conversation. Well, you brought some surprise with you. I brought a couple toys, and I was like, well, we're driving. Well, I just was going to record a conversation. Boring. Well, apparently.

I was like, well, let's, you know, so I have my little bag, and i have my little toys in there and i was like well let's we're driving i think be cool but you know did more than just talk about my hot date let's actually do more than that you did more i had to drive i had to keep it i know you you had to keep us from crashing i was trying to like you know those lizards where one eye goes one way and the other goes the other way? You wish you had that. I was trying to drive and look, but I couldn't do it. I found out. You watch the video later. Obviously, yeah.

I think he's one of the ones that kept watching it over and over. I'm responsible for about 600 views. That's ridiculous. But, yeah, we were driving and doing some shopping. So, you know, I had a skirt. So, while we're driving, I just slid my thong off onto the, you know. Just took it off, is what I got to say. Took it off. And I had a couple of toys with me. Jackhammer.

Simplicating saw honda generator jackhammer all right I need a lot of stimulation and five monkeys I don't know what they came up with I don't want to know about that they had wings on I thought they stayed with my ex-wife I thought they did too I don't know. they had wings on I thought they stayed with my ex-wife I thought they did too but anyway so yeah go to the Pornhub, it's free a lot of the videos are free I think there's only a couple that are in the fans there's a fan section so you can't see unless you become a fan. We have more of those coming. Pretty juicy ones.

So tomorrow night I have a play date. I feel like a child. Oh, I have a play date. So I have a playmate coming over. We'll have some fun. And then you have another one. On Sunday. Sunday evening. Okay, that's right. Yeah, because he has to take his kids home. Yeah, we're adults. We still have kids and stuff to deal with. Yeah, we don't. You've never had kids. No, but I feel like they're my kids. Yeah. So they're grown. They're adults. I don't know. Yes, they are. Yes, they are. So, yeah. So tomorrow night actually is that young and 31. Actually, both of them are in their 30s. Yeah, I think.

I think he's 30 tomorrow. Yeah, he's 30 tomorrow. No, he's not. The guy coming tomorrow is 30. The other gentleman on Sunday, I believe, is like 31. Yeah, they're both half my age. I love that. It's so much fun. I don't have a problem with that at all. It cracks me up. And you also are talking with some other people, so we'll see what happens with them.

Yeah, actually, can I say where I'm with from pornhub and said hey i want to be how do i get to be a you know co-performer i'm like okay let's talk where you're located you know are you willing to do this yeah so yeah so there's a lot of paperwork that you have to do initially warmer weather coming we're in pennsylvania the warmer weather coming we're going to be doing more stuff outside yeah i like being outside i think it's i think it's fun we have but you like watching yourself and i can't drag the monitors all that's okay i'll i'll picture it one for the other yeah you'll watch it when i edit it yeah probably i'm like oh i should have been doing this darn it all no oh i have to shoot that again oh oh it's awful well yeah because we our property is relatively private so we have a project yeah mostly i mean we can see our neighbors on one side but we're on the other so it's not a big deal we have well once the leaves really come out on the trees we kind of are secluded oh yep except for the screaming and then i have to i keep flashing back to you know uh porkies porkies yeah lassie put putie.

Put a sock in it. You're going to have to gag me because I'm not a quite... You're going to have to start doing threesomes then. That way one guy can just jam his cock down your throat. There we go. That'll do it. That'll fix it. Yeah. I think the dog's got broccoli farts. Or was that you? That's her. That's the dog. Sure. Yeah, okay. I don't blame it. I don't blame it on her. Can we not do a podcast without the dogs wanting attention? No, we can't. No, we can't. The dogs just go, hey, they're doing something that's fun. Let's go fuck it up. Exactly. I'll tickle her back.

The big lumps that were sleeping. Anyway, so, yeah, so tomorrow night. That's going to be a lot of fun. Yeah. And both these guys, being young, they're good for like two sessions. I better take my vitamins. Yeah, and there's a good chance tomorrow we're getting some anal violation. I better prepare. Got to prepare for anal use. Just can't jump into it, folks. Yeah. Because you talked about letting him have anal before, and you didn't want it to happen. Yeah. I just wasn't up, you know. Yeah, I get it. The mood has to strike me. I have to be, like, in that anal mood.

And there are some days where I am, and then some days I'm not. I don't have to tell you. I trust you. It's like, you know, it's like anything else, you know. Thank you. I trust you. It's like, you know, it's like anything else, you know. You're like, oh, that really sounds good. And then, you know, like, ah. I sit there and go, do I want a, you know, hoagie for lunch or do I want hot wings? I don't go, do I want a hoagie for lunch or anal? Or a dick up my ass. Let's see.

You know, pepperoni pizza sounds good but yeah stiff cock in my ass maybe better never a conversation never happens no cock in the ass always i mean pizza always wins it's like pepperoni or pepperoni in my ass wait a minute here we might be on to something there we go can i get some mushrooms too is that going up your ass on the pizza i can't imagine eat that much like you know what I do with produce is my business. Yeah, I'm just, I'm just flashback to those giant, huge jumbo carrots the size of a baseball bat. I mean, they're... Oh my God. I used to host a adult network, a podcast network.

I had a lot porn stars, and I actually co-hosted two shows. And the one woman, Alicia Pleasure, was known for big vegetables in her pussy. She was definitely a science queen. And she had these carrots that were... They were as thick around as my wrist, literally as thick. People can't see your wrist right now. But I'm just saying, they were probably diameter-wise three inches in diameter. I was going to say three inches in diameter. She could take summer squash. I watched her take summer squash. Oh, jeez. God. That would never fit my pussy. I don't think. This is a skinny summer squash.

Well, again, Donna, you're 4'11". Never had kids. Never had children, so you're tighter as a drum. Pretty much. Yowza. We are talking about that flashback to those giant carrots that she just, oh, my God.

When I go to that one produce store by us they have them there and I'm like wow that hurts that doesn't even look good to me it's like king dong carrots yeah they're gigantic I've never seen anything so big so with that said we're going to kind of wrap this up already we've probably bored people long enough and I want to start again by saying thank you to all you listeners and the new listeners especially I don't know.

but long enough and I want to start again by saying thank you to all you listeners and the new listeners especially sure thank you we didn't bore you too much so I'm sure she did I didn't but you're just a delight to listen to thank you for stating the obvious so I'm never going to go there that's my problem it's going to cost you 20 bucks again yes it will Thank you for stating the obvious. I'm never going to go there. That's my problem. It's going to cost you 20 bucks again, isn't it? Yes, it will. 20 bucks? Fuck. Price has just went up. Inflation. Biden's economy, bitch.

Doesn't matter whose economy it is. It didn't cost you any gas to come over here and suck my dick.

Yeah, but I still have you more tax hike it's for the inconvenience wow that hurt wow i'm gonna cry myself to sleep in my gancho and pillow married next murder reference sir anyway yeah so uh again thank you all for listening if you've got this far into the show you know this week we actually did an impromptu show on Sunday night yeah I think it was Sunday night we're going to do every Wednesday night but depends on how our mood hits we might do impromptu shows yeah just put them up for shits and giggles so but when we do them we'll try to pop them out there and let people know we're going to be doing one we'd like to have people call in and join the show oh absolutely well you know if if we do it at wednesday night all the time that can be a call in but sometimes we just want to yeah just want to do an impromptu show just just because like saturday nights are usually good for us.

We both work till five. And by the time we get home, take care of the dogs, start drinking. Hey, let's do a show. Let's do a show. So again, thank you. Check out hotwifedonnalyn.com I wasn't what website you were giving at that time, so I just showed up. Also, you can go to the show for this. If you're not, you're probably getting the show through one of your podcast outlets, but the website for the show is hotwifepodcast.online. That still doesn't sit right with me. I'm sorry. Someone else has hotwifepodcast.com. Okay. I don't think they're doing anything with it, but they have it.

They have it. But we're hotwifepodcast.online. Dot online, I meant. Came up with that new logo. The logo looks nice. I do like that. See, that's what I had pictured in my mind. Yeah, that's what I had in my mind. Yeah, like the thong over the shoes. Actually, I think there's a condom wrapper there, too. Oh, is there? Yeah, it's out of the picture. I don't know. It's the stock photography. I don't know. Yeah, it doesn't matter. It's fine. Anyway, so I will turn it over to you to say goodnight. All right. So, thank you so much for listening. We really do appreciate it.

And this is Donna Lynn signing off. And Vince, you're going to say good night. All right. So thank you so much for listening. We really do appreciate it. And this is Donna Lynn signing off. And Vince, you're going to say good night? Good night. We'll see you.