Her First Hot Date: Donna’s Story of Confidence, Connection, and Great Experiences

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Speaker1: This program contains strong sexual content. No one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download this podcast in any manner. The host, guest, and performers are all over the age of 18. Rebroadcasting the podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the Hot Wife podcast. The commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the the opinion of Hot Wife podcast owners, agents, or representatives. This podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife podcast. I'm here, of course, with my ever-loving husband, Vince. Oh, boy. Shit's piled deep. Yes, it is. I hope you're wearing your boots. Too late. Went over to the top of that. Well, at least we're in a heated environment. Not the studio, but we're in the house. In the kitchen table. Unravel all the wires and disassemble. everything and carry it in. So if it's cold, the propane companies are way behind schedule. Yeah. That's probably another week and a half till we get propane down there. Oh, okay. I think, I thought it was three weeks, but I guess that was a couple weeks ago. A week and a half I called to ask for propane, so. Wow. Yeah. It's almost warmer to sit outside the studio and do the podcast. Not doing that. It doesn't make you want to get naked, does it? Not even to rub up against somebody and try to generate heat. It's too fucking cold. Although I did do some of those little teaser videos for the platforms I'm on. And I was outside in my thong and stuff with a little sweater on. And it was brisk. It's flattering. You have to get closer to the mic. Yeah, I'm close. Don't be swallowing it. But yeah, it was brisk. It was okay. It was brisk. Yeah, tightens and perks up. Yeah, it sure did. For women. Yeah, so. The opposite effect on men. You guys go in a turtle mood. Perks in the negative direction. Yeah, I'm sorry I had to move this just a teeny bit. Sorry about that. But yeah, I mean, well, we'll get heat and then we back to where we were before in a nice warm studio and doing our thing. That'd be nice. Yeah. That would be real nice. So before we start, again, thank everyone who listens. Really appreciate it all. If you want to reach out to us with ideas to come on the show. Reach out to us at info at hotwifepodcast.com. Nice. Very nice. You have email. Yes. Yes, we do. I've heard about guys like you with email. Wow. What's next? You're going to have a phone number people can text? Oh, maybe. Dare we dream. So I had a question for you. So, I don't know how many years ago it was, but it was a bunch. Let me adjust my mic here. Hold on. Okay, you adjust. Okay. So, something we've never really discussed, what, the first hot date you went on. Yeah, I was trying to think. What were you, I mean, what was going through your head? The good, the bad, the erotic, the... Mostly the erotic because it was a, actually a neighbor. This is the gentleman that lived in those townhouses. That was probably my first time. Oh, yeah. Actually, you know, it wasn't really a hot. No. Which wasn't? That wasn't the first one. No. The gentleman, the good looking guy. We did pictures of him on the Harley years ago. And you actually went over to his house. You guys went out to eat. Oh, that's no. Yes. Yeah. Brian. Yes. Oh, my God. That was the first time. Oh, that was a hot time, too. See, now it really got you. Yeah, yeah. I'm telling you what. Well, he was always a lot of fun to play with. Remember Christmas Eve, we got the whole bedroom ready and we had alone time. You guys went upstairs, but that wasn't a hot date. No, that wasn't a hot date. That was just a little Christmas Eve, Christmas gift, and he gave me a gift. He sure did. You gave it back. I sure did, yeah. That was pretty erotic, you know. It was really nice. It was candlelit. It was very romantic and sexy. But now I drove down to his house and we had a, it's a little ways away, but it was, we had a very nice meal, you know, and we were, you know, the whole time we were like teasing each other a little bit, you know. And then we were, you know, we did go back to his place and I remember I was like sitting on top of the kitchen table and, you know, kind of like teasing, lifting up my skirt. This is the first I've heard it is. I was so interested about the real meat and potatoes. Oh, okay. Well, I was teasing him down there. We were, you know, talking still. We, you know, still, it still wasn't like, you know, getting into the down and dirty. But, you know, I would tease him on that. And I don't, I don't know if he actually ate me while I was on the table. I think he was just teasing me. And then I was like, come on, let's go upstairs where it's a little more comfortable. And, you know, had some fun there. And then, yeah, he got me on to the bed and he started like eating my pussy and doing all kinds of like foreplay and playing with my nipples and you know taking his tongue and flicking his tongue on my clit and you know just getting me all kind of worked up before. Now at any point were you feeling guilty? No. Why don't I feel guilty? It was the first time again with me not there. Yeah you not there. I mean did it feel strange? It's a little strange that you weren't there but um not guilty no no no. Well okay I'm just Oh, no. You kept saying, why don't you go out with Brian? You kept, you know, coaxing me on, as I recall. Sure. As I recall. You're like, come on, I know you want to fuck him. It's erotic when you go out on hot dates. Oh, yeah. It's very erotic. We just met a gentleman the other week, last weekend, actually, on Sunday, that he and his wife, I mean, he's similar to us. He likes to video and photograph his wife with her playmates. Yeah. And he gets off watching his wife. It seems like that is very common. More so than people think. I don't know how common, but more so. Yeah, definitely. Well, there's either the other couple, I guess I can say their name because there's hundreds of people, Lori and Chris, you know, he loves to watch her with other people too. So it's not that unusual. It's really not. I'm not sure how much she likes to be with other people though. Yeah, that's, you know, sometimes people just kind of go with the flow because there's significant others into it and that's not really. Yeah, it might not be offensive to them. them, but I don't know if they're like all on board with it. Right. Not a hundred percent. I don't think she would do it without him initiating it. That's my guess. I could see that. I can definitely see that. But like my first hot date, yes, it was actually very exciting because I drove down there. You weren't coming with me. So it was like, I was on my own. It was like, I can do whatever I want. Well, I can do whatever I want anyway, but it was like, it was a no holds barred, you know? So I certainly didn't feel guilty. It felt a little strange, but it didn't feel guilty. But did the, let's say, the naughtiness feel, make it more erotic? Sure, because it's always a little taboo, like, oh, I'm going to go, you know, have sex with, you know, another man, and my husband knows about it. You know, how many people be like, well, my husband did that, or whatever. My wife did that, you know, whatever. You know, you know how people get. Well, and someone like Brian, I could see where guys might get, Yeah, I mean, here's this, I mean, stunningly good looking guy. Yeah, really good looking guy. He was in peak shape. I can't, we haven't seen him in a lot of years. Right. And, uh, yeah, you know, and really, really nice guy. I mean, you know, that's why I always told him he had to be gay because he can't be straight and have all those qualities. Yeah. He can't be straight and have all, and be nice too. So yeah, we've really had a really good time. I mean, it was like, uh, I think the, uh, it lasted for a long time. I remember you coming home complaining you were sore. I was sore because he was fucking me for a long time. I guess, I don't know, maybe it was kind of like weird for him and he just couldn't get into a, I don't know. It was just a little bit too weird for him maybe. I don't know. Usually he didn't have problems. When he came over to the house, he didn't have any problems. So it just seemed to last a little longer than he anticipated. Maybe sometimes when guys are anticipating a time like that, they'll jerk off. And then when that hot date happens, you know, and then it's like, oh, shit, I shouldn't have had sex this morning. I was afraid I'd come too quick. And then it like lasts like, you know, an hour and a half later. I was like, buddy, I'm having fun. But man, I'm starting to get a little worn, a little saddle sore here. You know, I don't want to complain. I really had a good time. But yeah, I was like, when I was done, I was like, oh, my goodness. I don't know if I'll be able to walk right, which is not a bad thing. I mean, I was, I was, you know, blowing him. We did a 69 and then I got on top of him and fucked him that way. And then he'd be like, well, leave my do your doggies. So he got me on all fours and started plowing me from behind. I'm like, holy shit. This is, this is crazy. This is really nuts. Now, the one you thought was the first one. Do you know what to me was probably a more erotic edge to that? Was he, he is technically or was technically our neighbor? Right. So to speak. Means within a quarter mile. Yeah, he moved. And you guys went to a restaurant that we all go to all the time. Yes. That was the fun part. Actually, that one was a lot more erotic in that aspect because. And the aspect is, too, he was a black gentleman. He is a black gentleman. That was. He didn't change his color. Not that I know of. No, I don't know. But yeah. Is that a surgery you can have? No, maybe. I don't know. But this is like a bar restaurant that we frequented quite a bit. Now, I don't think that the waitress is new. by name. I don't think you're that, you know. That frequent. That frequent and that intimate with this, with this place. But I went there. We had a great, you know, great conversation, a little bit sexy because we had to, you know, we had to be a little careful because there was like families around us. So we had to, you know, we had to cool it in that aspect. It couldn't be like, oh, raunchy. Like, oh, I want to fuck you so bad. But it was just little naughty things, you know, just little, little innuendos and, you know, just, you know, things under. He got onion rings and was putting his tongue through it. I got a hot dog and I started deep throating it. So, but then we just like went back to his house, which was literally not even a mile away, maybe, maybe. Not even. Not even. Quarter mile. Yeah. He was like right down the street. So, but we went there several times and I always wondered like, one of the waitresses noticed when I come in there with you and then I come in there with this And we're like scratching their heads saying, wait a minute. What's going on here? But I doubt it. Yeah, I don't think we didn't frequent it that much. Right. But we did go there. We did go there with different people. You know, we weren't by any stretch, not regulars. No, we were frequent by not regular. It's like our one breakfast place we go to every six months maybe and the girl goes, you guys are getting this on one and splitting it, right? It's like, yeah. Yeah, how did you keep that straight? Yeah. It wasn't like that. Yeah, that's what it is. She's on to you. I wish. Yeah. I would be a bit surprised. She would tear me up. She would. Yeah, she's a tough, oh yeah. Oh yeah. She could hurt you. I'd pay extra for that. I'm sure you would. I'd pay extra to watch that. What? Don't you think wrong with her? She has those, she clues on those eyelashes that look like a fucking broom. Oh yeah, I thought it was a, and she got the really. They stick three inches outside of her face. Yeah, it's like, You got to give a blowjob. Your eyelashes get there before your mouth does. For 69, she could tickle my balls while she blew me. Yeah, it's not a bad thing. There is a reason for those eyelashes. Ball ticklers. Yeah, she's doing that whole butterfly kiss on your balls. Yeah, there you go. Interesting. Hey, we got to run out to a makeup store to get you some eyelashes. Yeah, I went through, I went four inch ones. Yeah, me too. Yeah, blow papers off the table. with my freaking eyelashes. Yeah, that would work. Yeah, but it was, you know, getting back to the story. Like, the one that was local, it was really fun because we, you know, after we had our, you know, the dinner and everything and a little teasing, we'd go back to his place and his basement was set up like a little playroom. He had an extra bed down there. It was just for play. It was just his man cave, his playroom. So there was a bed in the middle and I don't know why the TV was on. Maybe it was to drown out all the moaning and because he was in a townhouse. That's the only thing I could think of. He immediately put the TV on. There are people I see all the time on, you know, different porn sites. Right. Amateur shit. Right. And they have like the TV on or have some radio station blasting. It's not even stuff you want to fuck to. I don't think that's what it wasn't like he put on like something sexy. It was just noise, whatever was on. I don't even know. I'm like, I remember when he was, he was doing me dogging. I'm like, why am I watching? this show. Just stop. Just stop this. Tomorrow's weather is... We're going to get pounded by the rain. I'm getting pounded right now. We're getting eight inches. Nine inches. That's good. I like that. Oh, God. Yeah, I think it was because you live in a townhouse. Oh, it was just a wintery mix. It was a wintery mix, yeah. No inches there. But I think it was just a drown. out anything that might be, you know, any kind of squealing or moaning or groaning or whatever. I mean, if you have a cop show playing, you're squealing tires and gunfire and you hear, ah. You're like, oh, I know what they're watching. Like, it's not like you put on porn or anything like that. Food network. Food network. Then you add a quarter cup, fuck me. Fuck me. That's good. That's, yeah, I don't know what music would cover up. Fucking... Probably rap. Because rap's got all that foul language in it. That's true, too. Or maybe something like... It's all discernible. You can't understand a fucking word they're saying. That's probably the benefit, yeah. That would work. Or some kind of a music video, like back in the days of MTV, because of all the music videos and stuff. I don't know. But as soon as we got there, he turned the TV on, and I was like, huh, all right, whatever. I don't care. Did I bore you? Yeah, I do. He kept saying, put your head down. Put your head down. I can't see the TV. I was getting concerned about that. I wonder if it was getting boring for him. Had the remote resting on the back of your head. And his beer. You know, a beer on your ass while he fucks you. Beer on my ass, that's one thing. Actually, he didn't have a beer. I don't even know if he drank. I know he had some kind of Moscato wine. It was like a blue Moscato. Did he fuck you with his pinky out? Yes, he did, actually. But the Moscato's not. He's real classy. Yeah, Moscato's really not that classy of a wine. I like it. For this area, it's classy. I like it, so it's all that matters. What do you like? Yeah, I like it, so it was fun. It definitely was a good time. It was erotic. It was, you know, the fact that I was so close to home. We could have, you know, our neighbors could have walked into that restaurant and been like, oh, Donna, who's your friend, you know? I'm going to go fuck later. Yeah. That's exactly what I would have said. Where's Vince? He's waiting for me to get home after I fuck him. So I can tell him all about it. His fucking neighbors with their heads. Oh, their heads. Dirty little secret. What? Exactly. Yeah, for sure. That's all, folks. No, it's not. That's all. There's a whole lot more. But it was definitely a really, really super, really good time. Oh, he's not the only one I took there. In fact, it seemed like I took a lot of hot dates there. Oh, yeah. You've been there with a guy that you have another hot date arranged with once the weather breaks. Yep, yep, with him. You've been there with him a few times, but you've been to other places with him. Oh, yeah, I think we actually went to the other place that's on Walnut Street, that place, the little bar restaurant, too. I don't know who it was. No, you went with that guy, Mark, to the other one in downtown. The fairly new one. The fairly new one. Yeah. What are you talking about? In downtown, there's that one by the old hardware store in the bank down there. No, we didn't go there. We went to that Italian place that's close to the hospital. Oh, okay. Who'd you go to that one with? Was that the ex-cop? I don't remember. Who was that? This is going to sound awful. Wait a minute. There was a younger black guy when we lived in Southerton. Remember the restaurant? Yeah, you went to the one in Southerton at the top of the hill. At the top of the hill. That Italian restaurant. Yeah, that Italian restaurant. That was a long time ago. Yeah, I was coming home from a car show. That might have been the first time. That might have been the first hot date. No. That was after Brian's, yeah. Oh, that was after Brian's? Brian's was definitely the first. such a slut. It's like, I don't know if I remember his name. Was it Tony? No. No, the black gentleman? Yeah. No. I don't remember offhand, but I know it wasn't Tony. Okay. But I think it was whatever. I don't know. It doesn't matter. Yeah. I just remember that. Yeah. That was, wow. I'm trying to remember it now. It's like, yeah, I remember we had it. We had it at that restaurant. Yeah. Then we came back to the house and had some more fun. As I recall. Oh, wait a minute. This is all coming back, and I totally forgot about that. Oh, my God. I don't respect myself. Yeah, it's like, I don't respect myself. I totally forgot about that one. I thought, okay, the Brian was the first one, and then the younger black guy, that was our neighbor. Of course, there was, you know, Mark, and then there was, oh, Garden Steve. Yeah. No, we didn't go to the Ram. Oh, we didn't go there. You went there with somebody because I've never been there and you went there. I don't know. You came back and said it was really good food. I don't remember where. I don't remember why I would have gone there with anybody. You did. Okay. I don't think it was a hot date. I think it was something else. No, I'm pretty sure it was a hot date. I wasn't like meeting my accountant or something or my. No. No. I don't know. That would be a hot date. She's pretty. She's pretty, very pretty. That would be a hot date. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I have no idea. So many hot dates. So little time. Because when you went to this place, you brought me home half your sandwich. I did. It was like chicken and pesto and roasted red peppers. Maybe I did go there with him. I think you went there with Mark. I think I did. You've had more hot dates with Mark than you realize that. Yeah, I've had a lot of hot dates with him. He's kind of a regular. He is a regular. He's like one of those really, I'm really comfortable with him. He's like an easygoing guy. Compatible size wise. Compatible size wise. He's not too tall, not too big, not too much of anything, which is nice. And, you know, he's local, so it's not like he has to travel very far. And it just works out. He's less local now. He actually moved a little further away. A little further away. Not that much, but he did. Yeah. But still, you know, still relatively, you know, easy commute. Everything just seems to line up. So it just seems like, you know, on a certain Friday, Saturday, whatever night, it's like, hey, you want to go on a date? It's like, sure. Do you have any advice for women? that are going to or want to go on a hot date. Oh, gosh. Don't eat onions. Yeah, and rule number one. Don't get anything that's going to make you fart. What's the guys into it? Oh, yeah, we don't want it. You never know. Beans. Yeah, try to keep it light. I don't eat anything that's like real heavy or anything because then, you know, you're going to be doing a lot of, well, having fun later, so you don't want to have to. Okay. Something's going to, you know, Let's start with apparel. What do you think is the proper way to dress? Dress down? Dress remotely sexy? I dressed kind of remotely sexy. And when we went to that one place and I was wearing like a halter top dress, I got some real looks. So it was air conditioned. It was a little bit chilly. So I put a sweater on so I felt better. People were staring me down like I was like half dressed or something. So yeah, I play it cool because you get to be sexy afterwards. Now, if it was a swinger club, it would have been, you know, a whole lot more. It depends on where you're going with your date. Yeah, yeah. Try to be, don't, you try to be, dress appropriately and you don't want to call too much attention to yourself, you know. Yeah, it's the whole theory, be the grave person. Yeah. Just blend in. Just blend in. Now, if you're going to a place, which we don't recommend. Right. You know, you and your significant other go. Right. On a regular basis. It's a little bit more dangerous because you might people might know like the... Well, you might bump into somebody you know from work or home. Exactly, exactly. You know, one of your neighbors or somebody you work with who might know who your husband is. True. They'd have a story. Oh, this is my cousin. Yeah, they'd have a backup story. No, just a... That's one of Vince's friends. Why has your hand been on his crotch all night? We're close cousins. Really close. Second. Oh, my God. Yeah. West Virginia. Yeah, I guess having a story would not be a bad idea. Yeah, it might be something you would think about. I didn't. I would just say. No, I'm just, I just came up with this concept. Yeah, yeah. You know, if someone does see you there and comes over and like, oh, you know, and you are, I'm the guy who's going to nail her once you guys leave. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, I would just say, oh, we, you know, Vince wasn't able to, to, um. Get off tonight. He's not getting off tonight. This guy is. I didn't even think about that. Although in the back of my mind, I was like, yeah, we could bump into a neighbor potentially, but I didn't really think about it too much. I was just like, whatever. Yeah, I don't think, well, first of all, we don't have many friends that are neighbors in this area. We're all kind of remote enough. Right, right. We don't hang out with our neighbors either. And I think the two closest neighbors are too snooty to go to where we go. Maybe. I don't know. The ones on this side, I don't think they go out at all. That's very possible. The ones on that side, I don't know, but I would guess that that place is probably beneath them. Maybe. I'm guessing. I don't know. I didn't really think about it. But it's something to think about when you go out on a date like that, if you go on a hot date, that you might want to have some concept if you bump into somebody. Have a story ready. Or go to a place that's far enough away that you're not going to bump into anybody. Yeah. But you still don't know. No, you don't know. If you have a job, you know, like you work for people, you might work with people from all over the place. Right. Exactly. And all of a sudden, you know, they pop in. It's like, oh, you know, hey, Donna. Oh, this looks weird. Didn't expect to see here. Oh, my cousin here, he lives right down the road. No, I would just say he's a friend and they can think about whatever they want to think about. Okay. Well, I don't like they're going to, Vince, We have something we should tell you. Does your husband know that you're here with this strange man? Yes, he does. He just wasn't able to come to dinner with us. So we're here by ourselves. Vince doesn't like to be there when I'm getting fucked by another man. So he stayed home. Actually, you do like being there, but whatever. Well, it's a story you could tell them. I don't want them to think I'm weird. Yeah. Okay. Oh, yes. Yeah. No, you're not weird at all, dear. Not even a little bit, but yeah. A lot of bit, not a little bit. I guess having a little back story just in case might not be a bad idea. Just in case, you don't know. Venture out past your normal realm of where you frequent, you know. I mean, in our case, we really don't give two fucks. I just don't give a shit. But if you are worried about it, it's something to think about. Yeah, that's a good point. I mean, I just don't care. I just really don't care. Okay. What are you going to tell my mom? When you go out, panties, no panties. Oh, panties. Okay. Sexy panties? Sexy, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Sure. In case I go on a hot date, I want to know what to wear. Yeah, I think you should wear panties. Lacy ones. Sexy ones. Oh, yeah. That's going to happen. That'll ruin the night. Ben's wearing a thong. A little lacy thong. Bad enough what I wear. No, I think clothing. Lingerie can be very sexy. Although I always hear about how sexy it is, you know, to not wear underwear or not wear this or that. But me personally, I think it's kind of fun to have something on. Sure. So when he takes it off, there's something else there that he has to take off. There's another layer. Oh, yeah. It adds to the tees. Yeah, I think that's what I like. I like the tees. And I think clothing can be very sexy and it can add to the tees. And that's what the whole thing's about. Okay. Besides eating a hot dog seductively or him tongue-fucking everything. You had to be yelled at me when I did that. Because you took it down all the way to the root and I couldn't do that. I was jealous. Wow. That's a foot long, too, bitch. I know. With my gag reflex, I'm lucky if I get it past my second molar. No, you can't even get it past your front. teeth. No, pretty much, yeah. Especially when it's attached to a ball sack. Yeah, something different when it's attached to a ball sack. I have a flinching of a fist. No, your tongue immediately comes out. In my country, we have a saying, no. But, yeah, wow, we've gone over quite a few hot dates. I obviously didn't remember which one was first, so. Oh, well. And you have a bunch of guys who still want to go on hot dates. You know, you have the guy who has to jerk off to come. Oh, yeah. He's been wanting to do that. Yeah, I know. He's been asking, but this just hasn't. He wants to go see a movie. Yeah, I don't get that. It's like, no, dude. I don't want to see a movie. That's like three hours. I got to wait to fuck you. Yeah, let's just go grab a meal. We're done in 45 minutes. Yeah. Go have slap nasties. Yep. I don't want to be sitting there in the movie, especially if it's something really boring and be like, oh, my God. Greasy popcorn. Yeah, I don't want that. Unless he's thinking, oh, I can get a blowjob in the movie theater. Yeah, that's called, you know, a felony. Yeah, yeah. It's like. Get you in a sexual predator. Yeah, I don't even. I'm not even playing that game. Don't do that. You know, it was fun to think about. We don't have adult movie theaters in the area, so. No. Even then, you know, if you do something, you can get in trouble. That's Pee Wee Herman. Yeah, exactly. Well, he's dead. Yeah, but I mean, we know. All right. Well, again, info at Hot Wave Podcast. You know, if you have any questions, comments, ideas, you want to reach out, you want to come on the show, we'd love to hear from you. Check out 50shadesofpleasure.com. A free magazine is back. Even working on that, I know. Yeah, I'm working on the March issue as we speak. Oh, wow. And let's see. Like, oh, here's the stuff you do. What do you do? Oh, I don't know. what I do. I have no idea. Hotwifedonnalyn.com. It's all the links to all the platforms that I post on my hot and sexy, slutty adventures. And also, on hotwifepodcast.com, there is the supporter link. So if you want to listen to our podcast without commercials, even if you don't, if you just want to give us a five-hour-a-month tip, you know, that'd be a nice little gesture. That'd be a cup of coffee. Yeah. At Starbucks, it's not enough. I don't know. At Starbucks, we'd have to have two people. Maybe. I don't know. I have not been there in a long time. Nope. You're going to sneeze? Yawn? Cough? What's going on there, buddy? Feel better? Swallowed to cum lug. Oh, man. Sorry about that. Tickle in my throat. So anyway. That's what you call it? Whatever. Hey, you know. So again, I want to thank everyone for listening. We're flattered by everybody who does listen and continues to listen. So stay warm and stay horny. Have a great night, everybody.