Donna Lynn and her husband, discussing various topics related to oral sex and hygiene. They unbox and discuss a product called Firm Tech, a sensor-equipped cock ring. Donna gives advice to women who may be hesitant or have had bad experiences with giving oral sex, emphasizing the importance of communication and experimentation. They also discuss the importance of cleanliness, including wiping, hair removal, and showering together. The conversation covers personal experiences, preferences, and techniques, emphasizing respect, patience, and attentiveness to their partner's needs. They mention the use of lubricants and suggest starting with gradual steps to build comfort and trust. The conversation includes explicit language and humor. The importance lies in its open and honest discussion about sexual experiences and preferences, promoting healthy communication between partners.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/hot-wife-podcast-and-the-swinger-lifestyle--5343522/support. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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this program contains strong sexual content no one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download the podcast in any manner the host guest and performers are all over the age of 18 rebroadcasting this podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the hot wife podcast the commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of the hot wife podcast owners agents or representatives this podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice hi this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast where we discuss all the good the bad and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle well hello everybody this is donnalyn and welcome once again to my hot wife podcast wow i'm here with my wonderful husband vince of course and being a smart course being a smart ass as you didn't sell me on it I didn't think I was trying to just once I want to believe you just once yeah my wonderful husband that's a running joke with.
Couldn't kill him in his sleep. That's a running joke with us. The whole kill you in your sleep routine. Yeah. That's actually how we say I love you. It's foreplay. It's foreplay. It's a 20 years of marriage of a dofie and bliss. I'm not buying that either, hon. It doesn't sound quite believable heaven's door heaven's oh you're as you're what you're drinking i was like what are you talking about just think about what gets me through marriage that's the bourbon he's drinking tonight bob dylan's bourbon very good that'll get you you in a happy mood. No, it just makes me tolerate you. Oh.
So, no, we are very happy. Happy. Shut up. We're very happily married. So, last show, I think it was. I believe. Yes, it was. Last show we had Dr. Floyd? No. Elliot Justin. Elliot. Elliot and Floyd are like two of those names that just got into me. Yeah, Dr. Elliot. Very, very great conversation, just like Susan was. Oh, yeah. Very informative. Way above our pay grade. Mm-hmm. And he actually mailed me out one of his...
get your dick hard cock rings we can only hope it has a name it's firm tech so you go to my firm tech.com m-y-f-i-r-m-t-e-c-h.com um they have two of these different ones available. They have just the ring. Right. And then this is, I believe, I don't have my glasses. This one keeps track of. Well, this is like the XL. I don't mean size-wise. Yeah. Because I'm in deep shit trouble if it's an extra large. My glasses I don't have. Of course, I forgot the one thing I need. Hold on. I'll go get them for you, dear.
It comes wrapped in this very Valentine's-ish, what would you call this bag, Donna, that it comes in? Mesh. A red mesh bag. It's kind of almost crindling. It's sheer, stiff, sheer bag. Okay, let me put my glasses on. I can read this so it's really cool comes with a little card looks like a prescription okay it says Dr. Elliot firm tech founder and CEO and like I said my firm tech dot com you can follow on Instagram at my firm tech so check this out. One of the things right off the bat that I liked with this package is this is a great little way to spoof somebody. It comes with a sticker.
And the sticker has an I heart penis. What's written on the heart, on the heart is FirmTech. Okay. But if it's on someone's car, someone's not going to read FirmTech. So they're going to say, I love penis. I'm going to put that on my car. Yeah, and when I'm driving your car, how does that help me? It doesn't, not at all.
But yeah, so you can even take a red marker to read out the firm tech i don't want to do that no but uh okay so this is a i'm not sure what's in this box so this show is a multiple thing we're going to be doing this uh unboxing yeah i thought you were going to do this a second part of the the podcast and yeah we'll do it up front. I'm anxious to... I'm kind of curious to see what it feels like. So there's this one long box. Okay. I'm not sure what's in this yet, so that's what I'm in the process of opening. Maybe it's the penis that you... Did he send me a penis too? That'd be great.
If he sends me one, hopefully it works and I won't need this. Okay. This is a black, silky bag in this box. Oh, wow. It feels like there's something in there. Okay. Okay, he's opening up the black, silky. I'm trying. It's a bag. It's not a box. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's a little drawstring bag, a little silky thing. With my nerve damage in my hand, it's tough to open up the... Okay. Oh, this is the ring type thing. Okay, this is just the cock ring. It's not as monstrosity as I thought it would be. It has to be tight. It has to be snug on your junk. Yeah, it does stretch.
That'll go around my testes. Do you want to see it? Yeah, yeah. This is the ring itself. Okay. It's, there's other. There's a lot of goodies in this bag. Stretch Armstrong in cock ring form. I got another one, too. It actually gave me a second one. Well, in case one breaks. Snaps it on my hand. Well, that one is the one that has a sensor.
This is the sleeve for the ring tech ring ring tech ring replacement find the largest hole on the side of the device okay that's for the the sensor the sensor right so okay this one doesn't have a sensor this one's just a that's just the cock ring and it's different than most cock rings in in the fact that it has um a sensor no no no this one no the cock ring this one just a plain cock ring isn't round it's actually more pear shaped and at the top of it it has a hook so it goes through so you don't have to slide your dick through the hole you slide your the loop you put your testicles through and then the little so if you if you the website and look at this, there's actually pictures, but what happens, so the little part that has like the little hook-looking thing on it goes up over your penis and latches onto the ring.
Right. So, and then let's see what this is here. This is the sensor of sorts. Looks like it's hermetically sealed for my protection. You'll never get it open. And yet again, there's another ring on this one. Yeah, the other one you just read was a replacement. That one goes with that one. That's the original. It's got a USB charger. Oh, my God. He'll be listening to music on his cock ring. I'm going to put this on my nightstand so my daughters come by. They go, Dad, what's that thing charging on your nightstand? Oh, it's a wristwatch. Cock ring. Yeah. Pardon me. Okay. That's cool.
I'm anxious to. I'm not sure where the sensor is. I guess it's inside this thing? Yeah. Inside this? Yeah.
See, this doesn't have that plastic thing yeah it's right here oh okay the sensor is right that's really kind of cool yeah it says right on it it has a little sensor looking icon there's a little start stop all right some kind of button right there so yeah so hopefully maybe when the next shows i can't promise which one um he's gonna be sporting a hard on well a nice big thick hard cock what woman's coming over oh as many as i can get huh yeah me too um i want to see how it works isn't getting older fun. So much fun. Here we are in the Northeast. It's cold and rainy and damp.
So where we're at is I've been drinking since four. It's now almost six. It's time to admit you have a problem. No, I drink fine. It's not a problem. Not a problem. No no we're just both very sore and achy from the yeah it's the weather the cold damp cold and damp really plays habit with my joints so tonight's topic that i came up with was besides the conquering i just want to share this i mean i want to encourage people should check it out. If you have any interest or think you have a problem that maybe this could help.
Or even if you don't, you feel like you're lacking in the firmness as you get a little older. Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying. If you think it would help you, if you have an erectile problem, or if you just are very adventurous, or if you want to support people that support the show i think you should go there and get one um and uh let us know if you get one let us know how it works for you yeah i'm curious to see how this works i i i am so i'm looking at okay we're gonna end the show So you better get cleaned up, B. I'm looking at you. Okay, we're going to end the show.
So you better get cleaned up, me. This is going on tonight. So you better, I guess because of the texture of that, you better be shaved up pretty well. Pretty well. Because that's going to yank some hair. Yeah, it's, yeah, this rubbery is a little bit, I don't want to use the word sticky, but it has, it's very grippy. It's got a grip to it, yeah. It's got a grip to it, for sure. So you've got to roll that or something, and you have some pubic hair. It's ripping it out. It's ripping it out. So shave grippy. It's got a grip to it. It's got a grip to it, for sure.
So you've got to roll that or something, and you have some pubic hair. It's ripping it out. It's ripping it out. So shave it up. Shave it up anyway. It should be shaved anyway. I agree. That's just my preference. Yeah. So the topic for tonight was actually thinking about, for some reason, that there are people out there who don't give oral sex. They just don't.
I dated one girl who just refused to give oral sex she did it once had a bad experience and doesn't give oral sex that sucks so or it doesn't suck i should say yeah there you go that's better yet um so so obviously we're gonna go out from the aspect of you're going to tell women who don't give oral sex what they, or would you rather go the other way? Talk guys into it. Talk guys into oral sex? I don't think they'll have a problem with that. No, there's guys who don't lick pussy. Oh, yeah, I met guys. We could do both. Let's start with one. Well, do you want to take one and I'll take one? Sure.
I'll take women talking to women about oral sex. Okay, you want to talk women how to suck dick? Mm-hmm. That's good because one. Well, do you want to take one, and I'll take one? Sure. I'll take women talking to women. Okay, you want to talk women how to suck dick? Mm-hmm. That's good, because I don't know how to suck dick. There you go. So that makes... So I'd be a really bad instructor. Really bad. Terrible. I know how to receive getting my dick sucked by a woman. Okay. That was born a woman. Always be a woman. Oh, Jesus. Go ahead. You've got to clarify that, don't you?
In today's world, yes. Because we had someone we talked to that said that they're not gay or bisexual, but a guy says, hey, I'll suck your dick. And he goes, oh, okay. He doesn't make me bisexual. I'm going to leave it open. I'll leave that open. My opinion is... You're certainly open to something. I don't know.
My opinion is, youbye i don't want that hey the clucks like a dog sounds like a duck walks like a duck it's probably but again i'm not stopping people from wanting to do it if that's your thing if you don't mind having something other than a woman pleasure you I guess that's the way I word it that's fine as long as they're consenting end of something other than a woman pleasure you i guess that's the way i word it that's fine as long as they're consenting end of age that's that's all we care about that's it so anyway so a woman who is either afraid or has had a bad experience mm-hmm what advice would you give her to try sucking dick well it's not just her it is a two-person event they both conversation is the big one you gotta you gotta both have to communicate what he wants what she's willing to do he has to be willing to uh be patient enough to let her do it Thank you.
You got to both have to communicate what he wants, what she's willing to do. He has to be willing to be patient enough to let her do it. I don't know what her experiences were, you know, this fictitious person. Well, usually the bad experience is the fact that she doesn't want a guy to come in her mouth, and he does. Right. That's just wrong. That's just rude. Yeah. Don't attribute that to oral sex.
Attribute it to just the guy was being an asshole yeah yeah definitely an asshole but um you know the thing is is be be open to all kinds of different positions and you don't have to just use your mouth too because sometimes like if you're sucking on a dick and your mouth gets tired your shoulders hurt and not that i would would know, or your neck, mix it up. Use your hands, massage his balls, run your tongue up and down his shaft to his balls. Talk slower. Okay, run your tongue up and down his shaft and around his balls. Maybe suck on his balls a little bit. Shut up.
You know, mix it up a little bit um i one guy that i was with recently um i had a uh a butt plug in that i had popped out and he goes oh take the butt plug almost almost my butt plug popped out of my ass and he goes oh yeah take that because it's still vibrating it's's still vibrating. It was a vibrating butt plug. He goes, rub it on my balls. So I was like, oh, that's a great idea. You're jumping into the advanced stuff here. Well, you can use toys. Get back into. Okay, let's pretend that the problem is this woman, the guy. Here's the thing. You don't have to just use your mouth.
You can ease ease into it so when she's using toys or hands and other things you can start bringing her mouth into it more and more until she gets more comfortable maybe if this guy's not an asshole if he does come he could announce it and let her know that'd be the preferred and maybe either jerk off you know or have her jerk him off you know so she he comes on her fingers and then tits or whatever yeah and maybe some splatters on her face a little bit and then she's like easing into it so there's a lot of different things you don't have to do just oral you can do a lot of different techniques and using toys using uh different uh well you use spunk lube you make it like you know let's say you know you might even want to try i don't know a name of one right but okay one of the one of the places i was going was let's say because we've heard of this where someone's like you know he has kind of he or she has kind of a smell oh yeah well the first thing is you got to be clean yeah well they hope they are well that's that should be on the table there's times in all fairness that like sperm of the moment things oh yeah sperm of the moment sperm of the moment things that you know that you know you could be outside on a hot sweaty day or something like that and just the energies are right now theoretically a lot of times you just don't even think about that yeah but you know if you happen to have wet wipes right oh there is those wipes that remember that um alicia pleasure had called funky junk wipes yeah i don't even know if they're around oh i don't know but something like that they're actually a white but it's i want to say they're they're slightly flavored so So they clean you up and they, they, you know, they, you know, spur of the moment you can just, you know, wipe up and go to town.
And the other thing is something else that some people, again, it's one of the reasons you, one of the things you don't like, and I don't like either is hair. Oh, yeah, I don't like hair.
You know, again, hair tends to hold, even if you wash, I don't care if you just get like either is hair oh you know again hair tends to hold even if you wash i don't care if you just get a shower hair still holds a pissy smell pissy smell yeah it really does and again when you're giving oral you don't want you know be you know like a cat coughing up a hairball i don't want to be coughing up hair balls you know and there's nothing worse than that than when someone's going down, you know, on you or whatever, and all of a sudden you hear, it's like.
Gagging's one thing, but gagging on a hairball is something else. Yeah, gagging because they have your dick all the way in your mouth is one thing, but gagging because they have a tiny little hair is another. Yeah, I reflect back to one guy, oh, my God. He looked like he had a freaking poodle on his lap.
Oh, when you have to sort through the hair to find the penis too what a pussy well and that's no better i mean speaking from the man going down on a woman with a hairy pussy because i did that for a while with the one woman i dated she didn't shave um you know yeah it it how it holds that pissy smell you know i don't care if she can just go shampoo it holds that pissy smell. You know, I don't care if she can just go shampoo it. There's still a small pissy smell there. Now, if you're into pissy smell. You know, some people like a big bush. I'm, I'm not a big bush person.
I'm not a bush, a shrub or anything. I like the desert, man. Barren. Well, wait a minute. There's a little nose tickler there. I'm fine. If he has a little. I want a barren and i want to dig for moisture dig for moisture just came up with that there you go spermal moment like i don't i don't mind if guys are like i want him trimmed he doesn't have to be shaved smooth although that's very nice and you just trim it up just just hack and whack boy i just i don't want to have to go through a jungle to find your junk. Yeah.
And I know it's a pain that you have to shave your balls, so I'm a little bit like, you don't have to do that. You don't have to shave your balls. I mean, some guys just have some hair on their balls. That's the toughest part to shave. Yeah, it's like, I don't care about that. That doesn't bother me. Knicking the sack and one of your testes drop out. Ouch. My toes just curl.. My toes just curled. It's the scary part. Trying to grab that coin purse and make it so you can shave it. Oh, that's so wrong. You want to shave, that's what you got to do.
You got to grab those fuckers and pull that skin taut to shave it. Yeah, yeah, pull it real tight. You know, and then it's just a mess. You know what? If somebody could come up with either a lotion or a shaving cream, I'm going to say Nair. They have stuff for delicate areas. Yeah, but I don't think it's delicate enough. I have used Nair on my underarms, and I broke out, and it was awful. It was terrible. Oh, my God.
i couldn't lift my arms red spots it was terrible yeah but i don't i don't know if they have anything for men that would be interesting i don't go looking i i i would i think anytime you get a razor near your privates you always get your ball sack just crinches up into your body anyway but Yeah yeah i mean there's women that i know and there's men that like no i ain't going down that shit it stinks i'll ask them politely to hey or somehow incorporate like wiping them down somehow i don't know i don't know how you do it but i mean like i haven't had to yeah it's like bitch you stink yeah maybe what you want to do is i don't know like you'd do it, but I mean, like, I haven't had to.
Yeah, it's like, bitch, you stink. Yeah, maybe what you want to do is, like, if you have the opportunity, again, not every time do you have the opportunity, you sit there and go, you know what, I'm going to quick jump in the shower before we mess around. Why don't we, no, why don't we take a shower together? I'll wash you, you wash. Yeah, hey, how about we go to the car wash? How about you sprawl naked on my hood while I power wash you? That sounds so sexy. I'm getting wet just thinking about it. I'm going to make it so you're a spot-free rinse, bitch.
That water's just going to beat off of me. Yeah, you might get punched in the face with that one. But yeah, maybe you can incorporate, you know, bathing together. Together, or you sit there, I'm going to do it. So she's like, well, I'll do that too. Well, what if she says, no. Then you can sit there and go, why don't we do it together? Yeah. You know. What if one of you says, yeah, I'm going to go take a shower. And the other one says, no, I'm good. And you're like, oh, yeah, about that. No, I'm good. I wasn't thinking that was the answer I was going to get from you.
All right, then I don't think we're going to do this tonight. Yeah, look at the time. Look at the time. It's getting late. It's 5 o'clock. Yeah, it's getting late. I've got to go. You've got to go. I've got work tomorrow. We're telling you to start at 9, but it's only 5. I've got to go. You've got to go. I've got work tomorrow. What time do you start? Nine. But it's only five. I've got to go. Got to go. My watch says it's stinky ass time. I've got to go. Stinky ass time. Yeah, that's probably the most important thing. I'm surprised. Like the list that you gave me here. That's not a list.
It was just something I typed into an AI program and just said, you know, what's some of the secrets to oral sex? Well, they had hygiene as being the fifth thing down on here. I'm like, I think I would put that as number one. Hygiene, number one. Oh, sure. Well, the first thing for oral sex has got to be willingness. Okay, communication is number one, but hygiene is really up there. Communication and willingness are probably the same thing. Sure. If you're communicating, you want to have your dick sucked. I think that's... Okay, so we're going at it from, say you were out on a date. Right.
You're on a hot date with a guy. And you're like, man, I want to see what it's like to have you lick my pussy. And he's like, yeah. I don't really do that. Well, how do you talk him into it? Or do you just go, okay, never mind? No, I'd be like, well, what do you have? He's like, I can't wait for you to suck my dick. And you're like, well, I can't wait for you to lick my pussy. Well, I don't lick pussy. And I was like, well, why not? I'd have to see what his answer is. Well, I don't think I'm very good at it. Well, let's just practice. Practice makes perfect. Let's just see what you got.
I can, you know, I can give you some constructive little tips or whatever. I'm no tonguezilla. Few people are.
But most guys are really anxious to eat pussy that I that i have come in contact with but i do remember an old boyfriend he was like he was much younger than me so he was he just didn't know how to do it didn't know where it was didn't know anything about it no really he was yeah he didn't didn't want to talk to the one before me yeah the one before you he was like first i've heard that oh yeah he was i eventually got him over there but he was like oh it gets all wet and stuff i'm like why it's supposed to you dumb bitch you want it dry you want it all dry and nasty where's that wd-40 he just He was inexperienced in that department.
Wait, I'm going to lick something and it gets wetter? Wow. That's horrible. I thought my tongue would have dried it out. A bucket of oil dried next to me. For him with the cat litter, I can't have things getting wet around me. It's greedy for your pleasure. Yeah, he was not comfortable with it at all. I don't think he ever got comfortable with it, though. Well, I still have my suspicions. He'd rather suck dick. Whatever. Hey, I'm just saying, I'm not bashing people who want to do that.
I i'm just saying my suspicions with him were he'd rather suck dick than pussy whatever if you'd ever given him that option and i guarantee he'd be like oh i know how to suck dick that's it i don't think you see it quite like that but okay you got suck a suck dick, suck big throbbing penis. No, you didn't say that either. Sorry. But yeah, a lot of people, they don't know the anatomy. And a woman's lady parts can look very, some look like a chainsaw massacre, some look like a freaking...
Well some look like a freaking time of the month you know now sometimes look like you know big roast beef looks like a chainsaw wound a chainsaw wound it's like oh my it's like what is all this well but just man dive in there both just go at it man i love big meaty pussies oh i do too i don't have a problem with it but i can i like tiny little not as long as they're legal of age and consenting always with that you know some women have tinier pussies even a larger woman might have a tinier pussy that's true the difference is between men and women women don't want guys with small penises necessarily they want the guys with But men will take a woman with a big penis, a big pussy.
Sorry. They don't want guys with small penises necessarily. They want the guys with the little penis. But men will take a woman with a big penis, a big pussy. Sorry, I'm sorry. You don't know what you're talking about. I'm still stuck on that. Fucking penis. I'm sure you are. Where's that sticker? We need to put that on your truck. I love penis. I'm putting that on my windshield. I think you should. I'm going to put it on my side window so someone pulls up next to me, they get smiled, wave. Hi. I love penis. I think you want it like facing you so you can look at it and just admire it.
No, I'm going to be able to read it. I love penis. Hi. I just think, I still think guys just don't know the anatomy down there. There are guys that really think that women pee out of their vagina, that kind of a thing. It's like, no, absolutely not. Well, no, a lot of guys, no, it's a known fact. Men generally don't know the way around a pussy. Or that whole area. They don't know inner lips, outer lips. They don't know the quid. Where the urinary is.
They don't know where they pee versus where you can inseminate them versus, I had my friend we talked about this before, he asked me if I fuck a woman in her ass, can I get her pregnant it's like, that's two different highways it's like, dude, you're going to Jersey Shore or you're going to Ohio, there's two different ways yeah, there's two different turnpikes there yeah, and I get it but, you know, just you don't have to know the anatomy intimately, but most women loved having the outer lips nibbled on or sucked on.
Well, see, like for me, if I was going to try to get guys to lick pussy that don't lick pussy, first thing First thing I got to tell them is, yeah, I know it smells something and the hair can be something. Those are the first two things. It's like, yeah, you know, you get a woman who's got a big hairy pussy and it smells, you know, your mom's calling. Yeah, that's okay. That's a turnoff. Okay, let's get past it. It's like everything else is good down there. Okay. And you don't know what to do? Mm-hmm. I honestly think you just... Thank you.
that's okay that's a turn off okay let's get pissed let's say everything else is good down there okay and you don't know what to do i honestly think you just do the alphabet in chinese characters yeah do it in cursive it doesn't work um people some people swear it works whatever um is have fun down there with it tease like kiss yeah kiss the inner thighs lightly nibble you know um like wet your finger and rub around a little bit you know don't go plunging in like you're trying to unclog a fucking toilet oh you know wait yeah wait yeah you gotta work them up you gotta work them kiss them tease them and again there's nothing more erotic to me when i can build a woman up to the point where she's now gyrating especially okay if i don't spend any time on her quit or pull her lips open and go inside, you inside, just lick and kiss around the outside of her pussy, on the inside of her thighs and everything else.
Excuse me, I could cough. And get it to the point where she's now gyrating and trying to move her pussy onto my mouth. She starts lifting her hips up to your face. So now she's going to start fucking your face. There's nothing more erotic than that. And, you know, again, you see her quits swell, and it gets all, you know, the fucking inner lips open up. Right, right. You know, like a flower. And, you know, again, I know I'm doing my job right when a woman grabs my fucking hair or grabs me by my ears. Right.
And, like, pulls me in like, oh, fuck it, come you know then it's like yeah you know yeah i'm doing it again communication communication and then you can wet your finger and slide if they don't tell you but they start doing it that's communication too yeah if you can read body language if you have somebody a woman just laying there and you're i've. I've had women that I sat there and I didn't hear anything, didn't see any action. They didn't move. I didn't know if they had died on me in the process or whatever. But afterwards, I go, okay.
I mean, I got done doing like half hour, 45 minutes of licking pussy. And they sit up and they're like, oh, my God, that was like oh you're still alive oh i didn't maybe you passed out on me and they're like oh my god i've never come so much i was like you didn't move you came i knew exactly i had a mirror out under your nose looking for you see if you were still breathing look at her signs of life and i didn't move didn't move, didn't moan, didn't do it. I had to put one of those fucking things from the hospital, the heart rate monitor. Oh, the heart rate, these little pads. Yeah. Oh, my God.
But, you know, yeah, I don't know how you'd not, how do you have an orgasm and not go, oh, my God, I'm going to cum. I just, like, I just, it shouldn't be embarrassing. No, I'm very expressive. But as I'm saying, if you're having sex with someone, you shouldn't be embarrassed that you're cumming. No, I want them to know. Even if you're cumming quick. Oh, yeah, I want people to know what's going on. If it's working for me, then I want them to know what's working for me.
And if it's not working for me, I want to at least give them directions like hey do it a little bit different go down the street turn left go down about three miles you'll see a convenience store you'll turn right and keep going that's your directions that's your directions because you're sucking my pussy so badly I would need you to leave and that's the way I suggest you go I would never do that I don you go. I would never do that. Actually, nobody's eating my pussy that badly.
But, yeah, sometimes you have to give them a little, you know, you have to give them guidance because everybody's different. You know, some guys like to do that slow, lazy tongue thing. It's how he licks to the center of that lollipop. He'd be there all freaking day. It's like, no. Let me take notes. Hold on. I like the tip of your tongue like flicking my clit. I like that. Tip of tongue. Is that a K in tongue? No. That's right. Don't keep it on the clit because then it gets like oversensitive and then becomes desensitized. So, I mean. Pretend it's like Christmas story.
Like you're stuck to a flagpole. Just leave it there. No, don't do that. Don't do that. No. I'm taking notes. Let me draw a diagram. Hold on. Don't be like our dog licking the water bowl because he's like, well. It's like, no, not good technique at all. Nope, nope. Okay, still taking notes. Hold on. Do the equation. Carry five square roots. N equals MC.
But as far as getting women to be interested in sucking dick, see i've i've never had a problem with i did have guys that came unexpectedly but i didn't find that a bad experience nothing turned me off now what would turn me off and probably yes there was one guy it was awful with him um we were out on the veranda and i was sucking his dick and i vomited and he just kept going i vomited again and he just kept going it's like yo dude i can't you know i'm trying to be a good sport here but i can't i threw up twice no that that's a big turn he was going too deep wasn't wasn't you were sick or was it no he was going too deep and too fast and he was too aggressive and i never saw him again nope nope ding dong you're gone yeah Thank you.
It wasn't, you were sick or was it? No, he was going too deep and too fast and he was too aggressive and I never saw him again. Nope, nope, ding dong, you're gone. Yeah. So I found that too abusive, but it didn't turn me off from sucking dick. It turned me off from sucking his dick. Wow, okay. So there's other guys that I can deep throat and not have a problem and not gag and not have a problem. Why? Because they're nicer people.
They're more more they let me get you have to get turned on it's not being in tune yeah there's a big value in being in tune with the person you're with exactly the i have to know what they want they have to know what i can tolerate and what i'm into and and then we kind of you know hash it out kind of like meet halfway have your lawyers draw contracts oh yeah we always always bring it up. What's a blowjob contract? Oh, it's like, oh, you know, it says here, I do swallow your cum. I'm sorry, I spit it out. Party A will bring the mouth. Party B will provide the penis.
And at the point in which party A concludes the operation with party B. See, I have this all in writing. Party B will be in the ownership of party A's cum laude. At the point in which it leaves party A, party B is now complete ownership, and party A has no rights to that. Unless party B wants to share back with a snowball with party A. That would be a very interesting contract to draw up. I'm writing it up now. I'm sure you are. Mine has a clause that says no snowballing at all.
See i don't mind cum so that's like just make things easier when guys so how do you talk a woman as a woman right how do you talk a woman or teach a woman might be better to like cum oh wow or to let a guy come in her mouth you may have not make it not ruin the situation where she dry throws up or spits it back at him or well maybe maybe start We'll see you next time.
cum in her mouth and not make it not ruin the situation where she dry throws up or spits it back at him or well maybe maybe start out with him like coming is there something you can practice with that doesn't come from a guy's penis is there a you know like spunk lube well that doesn't taste the same as cum does it no but cum that tastes like a lot of the okay spunk lube mixed with bleach. Wow, there's a flavor. Just a little bit of bleach. I'm going to suck on some of my white laundry. It does have a little, I guess it doesn't really have a bleachy taste.
Some guys do have a little bit of a bitter taste to it, and other guys are a little sweeter, almost like the spunk lube, flavor at all they're just it's just substance okay depends on your diet i have to take your word for it you're gonna have to so maybe if if it's the i don't see i don't know what the um what this particular person might find offensive is it the taste is it the fact that it's a very uh mucusy kind of consistency consistency thank you i don't mean but there's people that you know again the girl that i dated for a while who wouldn't do anything a guy came in her mouth when she said don't do that he did and then she just says i'm not ever sucking dick again i see she ruined it she ruined it.
He ruined it for everybody then. Maybe start out with him, like, coming on her chest and then playing with it, rubbing his dick in it, having her, you know, do some cum play. Well, there's a lot more issues going on with her. Yeah, I'm sure, yeah.
But if there's somebody that's just, like, just isn't used to the consistency or whatever, maybe start out with cum play you have her come you know come on her chest and play with it with your fingers and then maybe taste it you know from your finger it's like okay it's not that bad or maybe in you know maybe he will eat mangoes i don't see i don't know if eating certain foods really really work bake some cupcakes and then ejaculate all over the top of them go here you go honey here you go Like, as much as I love cum from a guy's penis, I find it very distasteful.
Like, the one guy that I was playing with had this fantasy. He wanted me, he wanted to jerk off into a shot glass, a small cum, small glass, and then drink it.
I find that distasteful i find i that's gross just make sure you never use one of my whiskey glasses i'm not going to use your glenn karen glasses you better not he would kill me but let's just say like a shot glass or something like that i don't want that i don't want it that way but i have no problem if he comes in my mouth which i don't understand that with me well i don't know what the big aversion is like if he comes into a cup and i drink it or if he comes into my mouth i've even seen videos where girls drink out of the rubber it was half gross too rubbers or just rubbers yeah it tastes like oh dear god i'd rather i'd rather lick my snow tires about the Yeah, exactly.
If your snow tires drove through a pile of cum. That's true. All the way home, I hit a cum bank. A cum bank? I slid on some ice and slid into a cum bank. That's all. Honey, I told you to be careful. Joe down the street always puts his cum out in a big pile out front. I have to go talk to Joe about that one. Well, you know, he gets backed up. It doesn't help that we have neighbors. His name is actually Joe. No, I hadn't thought about that.
generic name joe i was thinking he probably does get back oh he's he's backed up he hasn't fucking exploded but um yeah as far as getting over the whole cum situation it's just a matter of desensitizing yourself to having somebody who's loving somebody who's patient, somebody who's willing to have fun with it. And if it, if it doesn't work out great the first time, back off.
I think one of the secrets to giving oral to somebody that, yeah, if you're not into giving oral, whether it be male, female, whatever, I think feeding off of your partner's level of arousal has to be a turn-on for you that you can maybe overlook some of those things. Yeah, if I see none of those things bother me, so I'm kind of a bad candidate.
But yeah, if I see my partner, whether it's you or one of the millions of other guys i'm with thanks for making me feel special well there's things you don't like like the one guy who wanted the vibrator on his balls i know that i could never do that to you see that's that hurts i had it done once it hurts yeah it hurts you but he was loving it that's fine there's guys with their balls yanked on like you're starting to lawnmower. No? No, that hurts. Yeah, no, no, that's not going to work for you either. No? There's guys with fingers in their ass. Nope. I'm not even...
See, that's where I draw the line. I'm not comfortable sticking my fingers up. The fist. Fingers just gets in your fingernails. But if I put the fist up there, my fingernails are tucked in. Oh, there you go.
That's a good a good idea that's a good thought just talking about my fingernails short just for that reason yeah in case i ever have to yeah in case i have to stick fingers up anybody's butt in case you never know when a asshole fingering is going to break out that's right rectal fingering i was raves i was at an asshole finger sticker party we have those gloves the way they call those things where they all talk on social media and they all get together like a big dance thing someplace. Is that a rave? No. Oh, something else? I'm out of the loop, hon.
I'm too busy with my asshole fingering parties. I look at your schedule. I say it's busy. It's busy. I just can't squeeze another asshole in tonight. Sorry, hon. I am up to my eyeballs and assholes. I'm up to my second knuckle and assholes. Thank God we have those examination gloves. They're by the bed. They're like everywhere. Okay, so again, and I think, okay, so if I'm a, well, I am a man. Last time you checked. And I was pretend I had a woman who doesn't want to give oral. But I wanted her to give me oral. What man doesn't? Well, sure.
If she has a serious overbite and buck teeth, no, I don't. Hey, I'm wearing my night guard. That doesn't help. That's for sure. I think my overbite's gotten worse. But, you know, from my position, one, you've got to be respectful and caring.
And just sit there and ask her, okay, can you at least just just maybe this time just tease me a little bit and maybe it has to be done in gradual steps yeah maybe like i said just use your hands at first rubbing your cock giving you like i'll sort of jerking off on it like put lotion on your cock or spunk loop and stroke it nice and slow and cup your balls and play with them gently. I'm done. You know, start out with that. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying is the same as I was saying like with a woman, you know, start out by just like kissing her in her thighs. Kissing her in her thighs.
You know, get her kind of going and it's the same thing.
You know, I would like okay you know would you mind like kissing my balls right you know yeah you know french kissing my cock even she just kisses the head of your to start french kiss you can see deep throw you just said french kiss i think you run your tongue around head of your cock it's kind of you know even if you don't get to the point of completion through oral right gets you know get her trusting and familiar with what's going on and then you know chances are the first couple seconds that she's down there touching it with her mouth and or fingers or whatever you're gonna be definitely hard enough if you're not already and right then you can go into sex and then you know the next time you have sex like an hour later and an hour later you try to well then the more that she becomes more comfortable with it and know that you're not going to pull a fast one and you know face fuck her her throat, which is very rude.
You know, glue her eyes shut. See, I like how my eyes are glued shut. But that's, you know. That's next show, okay? That's the next show. Yeah, but I mean, again, if she's, let's say she, like the one girl I talked about, you know, she had a guy dump in her mouth and she didn't like that. See, that was... I proved to her that that's not going to happen. Right. You know? Did you ever get oil from her? I never got... She wouldn't even put her hand on me. See? That's... I would... Like, we'd be messing around, and I'd take her hand and put it on my crotch. Yeah, she'd pour her hand off.
She brings out those big rubber gloves you do for dishes. She'd do nothing. No. She'd pour her hand off. Wow. Even if I was clothed. If I'm wearing... I had my jeans and stuff on, and we're making out or whatever, and I'd grab her hand and put her on. But she wanted you to eat her. Well, yeah. She had a big meaty pussy. But that seems kind of so. Big hairy meaty pussy. Yeah, but that seems kind of unfair. Oh, I want you to eat my pussy, but I'm not going to touch your dick. I'm not touching it. I'm not looking at it. Yeah, I might. How is sex? I mean, what do you do?
I reflect back to that relationship. And the sex was okay at best. Right. It wasn't phenomenal sex because, again, there was no oral. There was only like two or three positions we did. She didn't shave. That was not a good thing. But let's put that all to the side. That was the 80s.
Okay, so that that was still the 80s there was still hair involved um yeah i didn't shave back then either so i'm just surprised we didn't get tied up in knots um your pubes got macramade together i'm stuck again brush fire cut them apart you guys sell for those hanging plant hangers but they're macrame but you know her and i got along you know we had so many other things and interest one we worked together too like the jazz what everything we used to do we used to go to the different jazz clubs and weekends we'd run down to the shore for a weekend it was just so it wasn't all sex it was sex there's a lot of sex but it's just like i'm getting laid you know i'm not getting sucked but i'm getting laid yeah and she was hot yeah she was hot back then you said I appreciate it.
It wasn't all sex. It was sex. There was a lot of sex, but it's just like, I'm getting laid. You know, I'm not getting sucked, but I'm getting laid. Yeah. And she was hot. Yeah, she was hot back then, you said. She had an ass that... I know. Like I said, I've had numerous times we were in places and guys hit on her. Right. She's like, I'm with him. Like, why would you want him when you could have me? I had to have discussions with these guys. Never ended well for them. Nope. That's just rude. Don't do that. Yeah, well, you know, they can drink through a straw now. Well, there you go.
It's a step up. The dentist made some more money. That's all I can tell you. I hope they like hospital food. I hope they like the liquid diet for a few weeks. But anyway, that was then. Okay, so it didn't... It wasn't as sexually... It was sex. That's the one I fucked all the office. Yeah, but as far as oral goes, oral that she gave to you, that was the only part that was really lacking. Everything else seemed to be pretty good. It was okay, sure. Yeah, it was more like just I enjoyed her company. Right, yeah, you had a good social thing with her. I mean, it wasn't like I wasn't getting laid.
I agree. else seemed to be pretty good. It was okay, sure. Yeah, it was more like just, I enjoyed her company. Right, yeah, you had a good social thing with her. I mean, it wasn't like I wasn't getting laid. I mean... Right, exactly. Yeah, I was getting laid a lot. Right. But still, guys still went to have their dick sucked. I don't know how much they're getting fucked. Even just not by her, so... Yeah, exactly. Oh, no. She knows. Oh, she knows now? Yeah, now she knows. Yeah, I told her afterwards. It was all said and done.
After we broke up, and she wound up meeting somebody and got married a year or so later. And her and I went to lunch one day and we were talking and stuff. She was still kind of, she was still seeing an old boyfriend two at a time. Oh, my God.
But she kept trying to and he didn't accept it and she felt guilty and whatever so anyway whatever one of my heart breaks so but um yeah so the topic was back to that was about getting someone who maybe doesn't want to give oral right you know interested so you never got her interested in doing oral on you it wasn't worth the time and effort for that it's just like that just okay we fuck boom yeah it's a shame because i find oral sex giving and or receiving so much more intimate than just fucking i personally find it more satisfying than fucking yeah i do too i do too i mean i do like it you know penetration from time to you know i do like that but i find the orgasms much more stronger from oral than from penetration now i have to share a compliment you gave me the other day i gave you a compliment i'll take it back i'll take it back i'm so sorry you you played with a guy the other last weekend or whatever right and he gave you oral and you had orgasms right actually it was two different guys two different guys i was a real slut yeah so um yeah okay you got orgasms from these guys orally, and I don know about intercourse wise but then afterwards you're like i need you to lick my pussy yeah um they were a lot of fun but they didn't get me to that part where i like to be that you take me to i was like dude i really need your tongue tonight they just got me really fired up now Now, I really need to.
Not that they weren't fun, and it was their first time, first time out of the bag, so they don't know. But you get that way with other guys, too. From what you tell me, and again, I'm not trying to do my own. I could be lying. You might be, probably. I could be lying. No, I'm just saying, there's other times you've played it. It's like, okay, I had 10 orgasms today, but none of them are one of yours.
None them sorry that's okay and i keep trying i do i really try to communicate with them what my needs are and if you don't communicate to somebody what you need you're never going to get that orgasm and i kept trying and they just were not doing what i told them to do god damn it that's okay. Put that leaf blower on high. That's what I kept telling them. The leaf blower, high, high. Not this, I don't want this. No. Blow job, blows and expression. Suck, baby, suck. All right, so again, like so much of swinging, communication is one of the biggest things to getting into oral.
If you're not into oral which is hard to believe but there are people out there right you know as much as we might want to think that you know it's like well doesn't everybody do well no not everyone does all for whatever reason because it i i like i said it is more intimate i i don't even have to look in somebody's face to fuck them i don't have to you know what i'm saying i could be doing doggy i won't even know who's behind me i don't care you know sure but but oral i it's it's different there's or kissing i find even have your eyes closed thinking about you i mean i think kissing is probably the only thing that's even more intimate than giving oral well Well, they're kind of the same in a way.
In a way. Just kissing a different place. Exactly. I think kissing is more passionate, romantic. I think it's more intimate. I think oral sex, again, this is my opinion, for what that's worth. Oh, for what it's worth. Oral sex, and you can't buy a cup of coffee with that. Oral sex is almost a gift to your sexual partner because you're saying you need to lay back, relax, and just enjoy the pleasure I'm hoping to give you. No one's on their knees and bending and sweating and slapping and... Unless you're doing a 69. Then it's a mutual. That's a different topic completely. I'm just saying.
Yeah, if you're just oral sex, boom. Yeah, you're concentrating on that person. Whether you want to make it foreplay or you're just doing it as, you know, you come home and, honey, I'm going to give you oral tonight. Yeah, I just want to, you know, you you had a hard day i just want to relieve some stress you know you know unless the person says hey i want to fuck like a you know runaway horse that's one thing but you know just like to just be able to let that person person lay there relax get into their, or just enjoy the feeling, whatever works.
And just, you know, no one's, especially at our age now, where no one's beating themselves up. You know, it's not like, oh, my back, oh, muscle cramp. Oh, I pulled a hammy, look, in your pussy. That could happen. I did it once. No, you did. We're stretching now. Yeah, I mean yoga before sex. But no, I just think it's a gift. That way no one has to sit there and like, oh, am I in the right position for them? You know, is this or that? It's like, oh, that hurts. It's a little dry. It's just like, okay, no, just my opinion. No, I think you're right.
I think it is a nice gift to give to the other person because you are, you're concentrating on them only. And that's it. There's no, like you said, no. And if you master your oral game, let's say you have kids, your only thing you have to do now is squelch. You don't have to worry about the headboard. I don't know what you're talking about. Well, we don't have kids here. What I'm saying is, at least with oral. We don't even have a headboard. Yeah. With kids, you've got to worry about, you know, okay, you hear the banging of the headboard. Right, right.
The squeaking of the trapeze above the bed.'s always a dead giveaway you're rigging you know rigging up the uh safety nets around the edge of the bed you know at our age we need safety nets for sure we just need them to sleep i want the sex safety net to sleep what do you roll around what are you doing i do i do Are you, like like wrestle in your sleep what the fuck are you doing over there i don't know but it hurts when i wake up yeah you must be doing mma fighting in your sleep and i lose every fucking bout apparently yeah it's me versus every mma fighter and i don't get to throw a punch i absorb everyone anyway so I think I kind of beat that topic to death now.
So communication, cleanliness. Yep. Work with that. Build the trust. If someone doesn't like, if someone is not in the world. Yeah, I just. Build trust, you know. You know, and get into the habit of like, hey, honey, let's go take our showers before we go to bed because I want to mess around. Start it that way. You know, no one wants to go down on someone dirty, even if you're not going down, even if you're having sex. Who wants to like, oh, so you were out working all day in the field? Jesus Christ. Yuck. I can tell you're a plumber, honey. You're fixing sewer pipe today. So you're a barber.
It's nice you bring home all the hair from everybody at work. That's disgusting. That's what I'm saying. Shower, you know? Yep. So anyway, we didn't give out any of the stuff yet, so we have do that yeah i guess we need to do that so um we look forward to hearing from you guys um if you want to reach out to us for whatever reason comments topics uh questions um email us at hot wife podcast at gmail.com um i. Don't forget, check out our free online publication. It's called 50shadesofpleasure.com. That's F-I-F-T-Y of pleasure.com. It's a free magazine. There's two issues out now.
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