Having a Extended Hot-Date

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Speaker1: Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. Unauthorized rebroadcast of this show is strictly prohibited without the written permission of the owners of Hot Wife Podcast. Now let's heat things up. hello everybody this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast my husband is over there What are you doing, massaging your... Moistur and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. My husband is over there. What are you doing, massaging your...
Speaker2: Moisturizing my hands.
Speaker1: That's a little scary.
Speaker2: They're just so dry. They're just... Now they're moist and supple.
Speaker1: He's over there. He's massaging the stuff all over his hands.
Speaker2: I don't know how soft my hands are.
Speaker3: Oh.
Speaker2: Almost as soft as my penis. I mean, as hard as my penis is ever doing. I believe you, dear. I believe you. There's a problem. No, I'm sorry. My hands are dry. Like my pinky knuckle, I don't know if there's a name for it. It's like actually peeling. My hands are so dry. Were you punching things? What are you doing? I'm jerking off a lot. Oh, there you go. Well, that explains a lot. The wind I actually peeling it. My hands are so dry. When you're punching things? What are you doing?
Speaker3: I'm jerking off a lot.
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Speaker1: i'm not sure who you're talking about okay but um i was always thinking that that if i would have been considered to be part of that because he was uh like a regular back in the day okay you
Speaker2: know he was uh i'm not sure tell me later okay did he have a nickname for him um no just his name just his name that's fine but all right but he but he did he went on vacation with these two girls and i always thought that was kind of hot oh yeah super hot sure i could see you doing that with uh number two i'll put it that way yeah mention the beginning part of it Right, right. I think he'd be someone I could see you doing that with number two. I'll put it that way. I'm not going to mention the beginning part of it. Right, right. You know, I think he'd be someone I could trust and you'd be comfortable with. Absolutely. You know? Absolutely. There's certain playmates that I think he has other issues in his personal life that were, and he's not married. I'm just saying he has other commitments in his life that he has to, can't really out for to my knowledge i could be wrong right right and you've been on hot dates with him before so sure so this would be just an extension of that and i would act i'll be very comfortable with that that would have been it would have been fun you know we we probably spend more time talking than fucking which oh yeah because you have a well again he's a mature man you know and again he's not not a 14 year old where he can go no bang and again you being banged up right now with your shoulders you know until we get your surgery done yeah i can't i can't be real acrobatic right now that's for sure you're very vertical hell of acrobatic I'm not doing any flips that's for sure you're barely vertical hell of acrobatic i'm not doing any flips that's for sure no no headstands and hands when you're carrying a cup of coffee going oh oh oh come on that's not sexy let's get off of that that's gonna take a gangbang right there yeah a cup of coffee's taking you out um but anyway so yeah i mean is that something i mean we're not setting it up we're just having a talk i mean i again as a couple right obviously you have to be someone i trust absolutely um i mean i mean i'll be honest there is always the chance when you spend extended time with someone either gonna have a shitty time a good time or you potentially start getting feelings for the guy uh yeah that um i guess it could happen sure i don't know i mean again what would be do you think the acceptable amount of time to go on that trip uh a weekend yeah i'm thinking most three days a long weekend yeah that's it You know especially how far you're going yeah you know if you're going like from here to the jersey shores only two hours we'll call you know so god forbid something goes wrong he could either a bring you home quickly or b just call me and i come down there and get you exactly but um you know It's, you know but i mean some people might have uh people in their relationship that they're more stable with and could go away to say the caribbean or florida or you know go some distance from home let's put it that way that's true um i'm just thinking about a certain couple that they vacation a lot with other couples. And that kind of, that's almost what you're saying. I'm not saying vacationing with other people. I'm saying, you know. A hot date. A long date. A extended hot weekend. Yeah. You know, where some people might go for a hot week. I don't know. Depends on your relationship. Yeah. I don't a whole week no i mean i think after so many days i mean even like a standard vanilla vacation when i've been on them with other people halfway through the week it's like i can't wait i just want i just want my regular life that's even family i've been that with family it's like dear god i hate these people i just want to get back to be aborted jesus god that's terrible that's not good it is i mean as when we're kids you don't notice or care about halves of shit as we get older certain things it's like co-workers there's certain things that just annoy the fuck out of you but you don't have to go on a date with them you don't have to spend a lot of time with them. I guess it works, sure. Sure. You know, I mean, someone chews with their mouth open or something like that, and every day at lunch you're sitting there, and I'm like, shut the fuck up. You know. That is one of your pet peeves, though. Oh, I'm. That is, that. That and turn signals, you know. He's so easily triggered. Oh, my fuse is lit and it's very short. I'm just one notch away from going UPS. And I don't mean USPS. I just mean UPS. I'm dressing brown. I think we're way up topic here, buddy. That's all right. That's cool.
Speaker1: But so, I mean, okay, so if you were going to go on a hot vacation. Hot, just a hot weekend. Just a hot weekend.
Speaker3: Okay, hot weekend. Yeah.
Speaker2: Where would you go? Where would you like to go? And we'll pick the guy that we're talking about.
Speaker1: Right, exactly.
Speaker2: Because, you know, he's pretty easygoing and stuff. Now, I always pretend he doesn't have the complications. Okay. um so there's a little fantasy here sure sure i mean in all honesty this gentleman has children that have special needs exactly he can't even when he comes to visit he only can come visit for segmented times yeah exactly he has responsibilities sure so you know he comes over have we have a good time and then you know it's like okay fucking run fucking well it's not that road though he hangs out he hangs out came the other day i'll do some work around here yep that's that's a playmate that i have that he was like yeah if you could just get like three more like that i wouldn't't have to do the fucking thing. I'm working on it. No, you're not. Back to the coffee thing.
Speaker3: Okay. Okay.
Speaker1: But he was like, yeah, I would. The last time he helped us, he was like, you know, I didn't get enough of a workout. Do you have anything I can really do? I'm like, oh, you're kidding me.
Speaker3: Really?
Speaker1: So I was like, he's like, yeah.
Speaker2: I'll stand behind him next time and tell him to work fucking faster. And I was like, okay, let's do it. Yeah, we did. He ripped it up. Screw and bang and then also. Screw, bang, and nail. Yep. My construction company, I'm starting. Screw, bang, and nail. There you go. Almost. that was back in the day um yes okay so where would you go with someone like for a three or four day we'll call it four day so that gives you the ability to travel for a day two days right so you'd have two days at the potential location now we're in we're for everyone put context we're in the philadelphia area area so you're two hours from New York City you're two hours from the Jersey Shore you're two hours from D.C. you're two hours from the Poconos yeah there's so many choices that's the weird thing I still like the shore I still there's something erotic you don't have to act apprehensive about it. It's like, yeah, that's fine.
Speaker1: But then again, you think, oh, wow, the mountains would be really, you know, kind of really romantic.
Speaker2: We're going to get Lyme disease together.
Speaker1: Oh, you took the romance right out, buddy.
Speaker3: Thanks.
Speaker2: We walk through the woods, get romantic. A bear comes out and mauls us to death.
Speaker1: He mauls us to death.
Speaker2: Oh, that would be so fucking hot. Oh, my God.
Speaker3: That would be great.
Speaker2: You're such a sick motherfucker. Oh, I could watch him eat this guy's arms off. Oh, that would be so fucking hot. Oh, my God. That would be great. You're such a sick motherfucker. Oh, I could watch him eat this guy's arms off. Oh, that would be so fucking hot. Oh, then the bear rips my chest open. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. I'm in a mood. You are. Okay, if I pick the Jersey Shore, what happens then? And I barely have been drinking. Well, okay, I'm going to pick the Jersey Shore then. What happens now? You get eaten by sharks? You're swimming and you think it's all romantic and you're skinny dipping? You get seafood and you get poisoned from it. Sunburn on your body parts. The delicate ones? Sand? He's fucking it. You both get sunburned like an Aries and he's fucking it. It's like, ow, ow, yeah, take it, bitch, ow, ow, no, it's sunburned, ow. It's sand. Did you ever fuck on the beach guy? I used to be tight, now he's fucking grinding me out to a fucking size 12 shoe. That would be like having sandpaper. I was tight going down, now I can be fist fucked.
Speaker1: No, seriously. Did you ever fuck on the beach and the sand thing up? Yeah, I told you. I told you that story. Yeah, I thought so. I told you that story with
Speaker2: that engineer I used to
Speaker1: work with. Yeah, that's the one. Yeah, we fucked on
Speaker2: the beach. Oh my God. And sand is brutal. It's brutal. Yeah, it's not so erotic. It looks great on film, but in practicality, it kind of sucks.
Speaker1: It's like sandpaper.
Speaker2: Well, it's like, you go to the beach, you get sand all over I'm going to put it. it's not so erotic it looks great on film but yeah it's like sandpaper well it's like you go to the beach you get sand all over the place you go out in the ocean for two minutes you come in you got a pound of sand so for those of you who have never been to the shore the ocean looks great so you have you have to worry about jellyfish. You have to worry about crabs biting your fucking toes, you know, and then you get sand. You come out of the sand, you've got a pound of sand in your fucking crotch and your bathing suit, and it's just like, and then without even doing anything, somehow your mouth gets sandy, and it's like, yeah, but how the fuck did that get there? It's like in the air. It's just, you know. And the good thing is you're surrounded by like a million other motherfuckers going through the same thing.
Speaker1: Okay, you took the romance out of that one.
Speaker3: Oh, right.
Speaker1: Next on the list.
Speaker2: No, the beach is fine. I mean, I find the beach erotic. But, I mean, again, I wouldn't do it during the summer. Too many people. Too many people. The off-season. I'd love the shore in the beach is fine. I mean, I find the beach erotic. But, I mean, again, I wouldn't do it during the summer. Too many people.
Speaker1: Too many people, absolutely.
Speaker3: The off-season.
Speaker2: I'd love the shore in the off-season. A little cool, a little romantic walk on the beach, you know. I can see that. You know, but, you know, again, watching the sunset on the beach is kind of cool. Or sunrise in Jersey. You can't see a sunset. The sunset's over the bay.
Speaker3: Yeah, it's really romantic. And there's some decent restaurants down there, so you can have some decent seafood and some food. Yeah, the mountains, actually. I like the mountains. The mountains are erotic. A nice walk in the woods. Oh, absolutely. You're not going to get mauled by a bear. You might. You might, in all honesty. I know, I know. You took something that's supposed to be very romantic and you just well you're just trash i was having fun with it it's like yeah um but being in this location does allow for a lot of variety like you say you could go to new york city i'm not a city person i would never go there i mean philadelphia 45 minutes from if you want to go to philly um you know go get shot or stabbed it'd be great there you go but no i mean philly's got a bunch of nice restaurants great hotels um true i mean that the crime is a problem but yeah see i would find that in all fairness i mean yeah philly's got a high crime rate so is new york so is dcC., so is Atlanta. Any big city. Sure.
Speaker4: But, you know.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker4: I mean, again, you could hop a plane to, like, the Bahamas from here.
Speaker2: That's true. You could be there in an hour and a half, you know, do a weekend in the Bahamas. You've been there before.
Speaker3: I have. Yeah. I have.
Speaker2: You know, something like that you want a little bit more time. It depends what you're going for are you going for sightseeing are you going to have sex all weekend oh can't we do a little both yeah it's i'm not on this date you are i can't control what you do and don't do you know this is your fucking sexation you know i guess it was well the thing is if you're just there for sex you don't have to travel you're just going to be in a bedroom anyway but if you're going there for like a little vacation a little romance that kind of a thing sure it's going to be a little dirty get away and you know you get to kind of live a little dirty secret maybe you know people think you're a married couple or dating you know you might be where you know you don't but you could wear a wedding ring he's not right you know people are like what the hell's going on there you know so yeah you get to act like a married couple right right you know it has a little erotic twist to it oh sure you know you know dirty little secret nobody knows you know maybe do. All of a sudden you see somebody. Hey, where's Vince?
Speaker1: Oh, where's Vince?
Speaker2: Horrible wood chipper accident.
Speaker1: Stop.
Speaker2: He fell into it three times. I caught Vince cheating on me. Who's this gentleman? My lawyer. We're talking about the divorce
Speaker1: why are you stroking his cock trying to get a discount do you know how expensive these fuckers are oh my god yeah oh my god i've that has never happened but can you imagine if i'm on a hot date with somebody local and i and they're
Speaker2: like oh oh hey donna who is he where's vince how do i explain my brother it's my brother you from west virginia you're sucking face pretty hard oh no i was just oh my god my lips like go back to room and suck his dick. Oh, that makes sense.
Speaker1: Yeah, how do you explain that?
Speaker2: I don't know. But let's have fun with it. Fuck it. I would. Just go, hey man, I'm on a date.
Speaker3: What?
Speaker2: A date. That's what you have to do. This guy asked me if I wanted to go in for a weekend and fuck. Vince had to work. I said, yeah. Is there a problem with that? Don't you do it. Oh, here's your husband. I'm sorry. Your husband's kind of boring ass. See, you got to get yourself a boyfriend here. He'll come down here and fuck the shit out of you, buy you meals. I'm just saying. Vince is a boring ass motherfucker. He's going to sit around and drink bourbon and smoke cigars. I'm not getting any fucking cock. I need cock. This guy's got cock. He doesn't drink bourbon and he doesn't smoke cigars. He's got cock. He's for Vince and I different. What are you talking about? It's the person you bumped into. You're talking to the person at the resort you bumped into. Uh-huh. Say, okay, thank you, Father. I'll see you at church. So anyway. No? No? Too good? That was a rabbit hole uh see maybe i shouldn't use this lotion maybe this does something maybe this is a cbd lotion or something whatever what's the one that would get you high they say the cbd does but or it's um well not cbd didn't know a th. That's the baby. Yeah. CBD is like... ABC, EFG, whatever.
Speaker1: One of those letters. No, it's supposed to eliminate pain and stuff.
Speaker2: NBC, CBS, CNN, whatever the fuck it is. Some three-letter thing.
Speaker3: FBI. CIA. IRS, whatever.
Speaker1: Just make it up. We don't know.
Speaker2: Something like that. They all fuck you up.
Speaker1: I agree.
Speaker2: So you would go on a date like that since you took us off topic i'll bring us oh my god yes absolutely okay absolutely i think it'd be fun it'd be fun yeah okay but again i think anything longer than three days or so would be kind of like okay i'm done yeah yeah i fucked you more in this weekend than i fucked my husband all year well here's the thing now my husband won't get it for two years
Speaker1: Thank you. of like okay i'm done yeah yeah i fucked you more in this weekend than i fucked my husband all year well here's the thing out now my husband won't get it for two years but the thing is is half the fun of me playing is having you watch me oh the fact that you're not there kind of like yeah i get to have my fun but it's kind of it's kind of like, I kind of want to know what I'm doing. That's half the fun. Well, again, but some of the things we've added into that when you're on hot dates is, you know, you text me pictures while you're doing it. Yeah, but then I get like all caught up in it, like I've done before, and then I forget, and then you're like, you didn't send me any pictures. And I'm like, sorry, I was getting banged 10 ways a sunday what i can't if you have
Speaker2: three days of it you should be able to sneak a couple fucking that's what i did wrong you know you get to go out and have a nice dinner and drinks i'm sitting home getting fucked because i'm not getting the one thing i asked for i want the pictures Jesus Christ
Speaker1: that is your
Speaker2: little fetish i know it's simple i get it it's still part of that whole being a voyeur oh it is it absolutely is you know it's you know it's just the thing i just you know it's it's erotic to me that whole you know like okay what's she doing no no i got it how naughty she being how is she having fun you know can she still see is yeah we'll see what you can do after you get your arm fixed both arms fixed well we'll see what happens i can't wait i'm just thinking back like oh all the crazy things we were doing with all the remember that we had the bedroom with the four cameras in there and all I had to do was just go into my thing and just play and that was so great. And again as I've talked about in the past to you not on air we need to get back to that. Yeah and it was like fun. That new video switcher I showed you we might need to look at. Okay well let's do it. So it's just that money thing. It's always that money thing. right we're getting way off topic and this is not we're still talking about the dates and pictures yeah so i mean again if you're someone who's never done the hot dating um i think you should try it not necessarily the weekend thing i mean that's an advanced course but you know if if you're a significant other be a husband or wife or whatever if you know if you let you know if you haven't let them go on a hot date but you you know you have someone you know and you trust you've played with a bunch of times you know someone in my case has to be someone i know that isn't going to do something that you don't want. Right, exactly. You have to vet them. I mean, it's not a lot. So, yeah, you have a trust level, and it's fine. You go to dinner with them. They're great. It's a great conversation. It's a nice social event, not just sexual, but very social. It's light. It's fun. I mean, you know, then I can, you know, we come home, we have sex, and then you and I have our time together, and it's kind of, adds that little spice. Yeah. That's a little spice. You get your little aluminum foil leftovers, you know. I always bring you a doggy bag now. Usually you don't. Oh, I didn't bring it home. I got a salad. Fucking salad. You guy's buying, man. Go for the fucking lobster. You're giving him pussy. He's getting the, you know, fucking surfing turf. And you ordered a fucking hot dog appetizer. I ordered a very nice, healthy salad. Shut up. So healthy. All right. I'm done. I am done talking to you. I'm getting protein somewhere else. True. Very true. Getting a protein injection. Well, and you're right, you're right. Because that salad had no protein. It was one of those salads. I just wasn't in the mood because I knew I was getting it later. I was getting a spa treatment. There you go. I was getting a massage and a facial. An internal massage and a facial. All right, well.
Speaker1: I think we'd beat this to death.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: Yeah, so, you know, think about the hot dating. And if you have someone that you do hot date with, think about letting them go away for like maybe a couple-day weekend.
Speaker1: See where it goes?
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: Gotta do what's right for you though. Don't take our advice.
Speaker1: I wouldn't.
Speaker3: Come on.
Speaker2: I don't want to miss this. Obviously I'm still married.
Speaker3: All right.
Speaker1: All right.
Speaker2: That wraps up this. Have a great week everyone.
Speaker1: Good night everybody. We'll see you next time.