Has you or your partner lost your Mojo?

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hi this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast well hello everybody this is donna lynn and once again i'm with my wonderful husband vince so fucking sarcastic we have a special guest yes we do so do you want to introduce him vince and do the honors well he'd probably appreciate it all right we have steve who has been listening to our podcast and wrote us these wonderful lengthy emails about how much he loves the podcast, right, Steve? That's absolutely correct. And Vince reached out to you and... And disappointed him because he was hoping it was going to be you.

Well, I'm here now, so there you go. He said the email, when I reached out to him, he's like, who's this? I said, this is Vince, the wonderful husband. And he goes, don't know it. And he says, I'm reaching out to Donna Lynn. Who the fuck is this Vince guy? And I said, the wonderful husband? The wonderful husband? And he's, no, no clue. I guess I reached the wrong podcast. I'm sorry. We were really taken aback by your emails because they were so complimentary. And we're like, really? We're just two people? He used words with more than one syllable. It's not our usual fan.

Taken aback by your emails because they were so, so complimentary. And we're like, really? We're just two people? He used words with more than one syllable. It's not our usual fan. No, not you. I'm sort of taken aback that you don't receive many more complimentary emails like that, actually. There was another gentleman on Instagram. He's an older gentleman, and he and his wife used to be in the lifestyle.

And so he expects, like, oh, yeah, well yeah well my wife i'd send her on these dates and she'd come home and be disappointed oh no but you know and i keep telling that was me oh that was you saying i kept telling him you got to come on the show he's like oh i don't know what i would talk about like are you kidding me you've been in a swing lifestyle for 30 years you don't know what you talk about really well you know if you're right most guys on social media there's one thing they like to talk about and steve's an exceptionalist but it's like here's a dick pic you know oh come on vince you love getting them well i do i have i print them out and have have them all over my wall.

Is that inspiration for you? What I inspire to have one day, yeah. Yeah, well, I mean, you guys are both great talents, and it comes across on the podcast, so he's probably just intimidated. I know I am. I mean, I hope you can't hear the stuttering in my voice. No, you're great. Are you kidding me? No.

We're just two people that just have fun in the lifestyle of course and just want to you know just tell every everybody else about it and the fun that we're having just kind of the same conversation we have at our kitchen table or whatever is we're just sitting in front of fucking microphones now and actually this was at our kitchen table so we literally were doing this at our kitchen table but doing differences now she doesn't use the word son of a bitch every time she talks to me so what's the word is now cocksucker well you substitute her right now for wonderful husband yeah a wonderful husband is an air quote you can't see that it's on video now yeah now we're videotaping yeah just for those who since you haven't seen the video yet she is wearing a fishnet bra and god you can stand up they still can't see at the moment you're going to have to go to our uh many vid site or our um pornhub yes and you can i mean yes you can see the video for free there so yeah i thought i'd wear something a little more you know see-through see-through me too everything is are you wearing fishnets too dear i'm wearing fishnet stockings oh yeah Thank you.

Yeah, I thought I'd wear something a little more, you know. See-through? See-through. Me too. Everything is. Are you wearing fishnets too, dear? Yeah, I'm wearing fishnets stockings. Oh, yeah. He rocks them. Oh, you're fucking right. So. But Steve and I had a conversation earlier in the week, and we came up with a topic, and we didn't talk about it. Okay.

So the topic for tonight is going, or today, whatever you want to talk about um is as we get older and have kids again we talk to topics similar like this what makes someone sexy right but you know people who think they've lost their mojo men and women you know it's like oh i had kids i've gained weight my wife had kids i gained weight you know i gained weight no matter What? Yeah. I passed McDonald's.

I gained weight I gained weight no matter what yeah I passed McDonald's I gained weight but you know there's plenty of people that or not do they think they've lost your mojo but they just stopped trying I think there's people that at a certain age they just like well I'm 38 now I have kids you know i've just you know give up i'm married now i don't need to try anymore it's oh that's just me okay sorry no you try harder just with other people it's like he tries harder to avoid me oh yeah i gotta have some fun wait honey is this a day that ends in y ah we can't have sex i thought this day didn't end in y sunday saturday that's a month that ends i printed out a whole calendar april's no you can't print your own calendar you have to get it from the store so but you know i experienced it um with my ex-wife you know after she kind of had kids and everything she kind of just let herself go even more so let herself go even more oh man well you know my ex yes i do yeah but not intimately though thank goodness yeah no steven you know again i'm not talking out of turn we're not giving away your name and address yet um yet there's only one steven in the entire world you know go to 123 main street your hometown and you will find steven um but you had talked about how your hometown, and you will find Steven.

But you had talked about how your wife and you had, early on, experimented in Lifestyle-ish. Yeah, yeah, that's definitely a good way to put it. Like you said, before kids or anything, when it was still all the attention was on each other and us. Um, yeah, we, we experimented, uh, with, uh, with, uh, close friends, you know, people we trusted. Um, and then, uh, the kids happened and, and weight gain happened.

And then, uh, I, I guess I grew into being an asshole, which I always was, I guess maybe I just hit it better a little bit more in the beginning or something you know my i had a lot better facade you know but but yeah definitely uh definitely it seemed like it took a back seat to uh as far as uh sex or even just the uh trying you know kind of took a back seat to to life i'll say um unfortunately well i mean yeah again we have talked about how again with women and men i'm gonna pick on women and i don't mean to well yeah okay maybe i do but well how like donna understands it more now when she was a single and everything else and before i came in the picture with my kids um she didn't understand how these women just gain all this weight and everything else is what i said you don't understand you know they come home if they work which majority women today have to have to work you know they come home they have kids to take care of you got to run with sporting events you know you rely more on pre-packaged meals or fast food and you know then you're doing laundry cleaning the house and in all fairness now i'm going to pick on men there's a large portion of men who don't do a lot to help right everybody did a little bit there would be enough time to yeah then you know for romance you know and keep yourself in good shape or do it together you know they're they have that uh what's what's the one they do now the re-nutris system we do with a friend a partner well that's this week who knows what it is yeah but it's the same kind of thing you do it together then you both can you know get in shape and it's more fun and when you start feeling good about yourself when you start losing that little bit of weight or whatever you want to work on i'll just use weight as a as an example you start feeling sexier you know you really do you start feeling you look at yourself like hey you know what but again you also get the aspect where men get so caught up in themselves like i'll use the guys i know at the cigar shop and you know again you and i've talked about this before that there's a lot of these guys man they're at the cigar shop every night like they come home get their food on the table they wolf it down and then they're at the cigar shop till 9 9 30 10 o'clock at night then they go home raking like cigars and then they think they're going to get laid you know yeah but you know the wife's doing laundry taking care of the kids um but and they don't show appreciation to their wife whether it be through chores or telling their wife or significant other in today's world yeah whatever how beautiful how sexy how much they appreciate them yeah and i i think i think it's so important to as you brought up to to show it because it's it's so easy to say hey honey i love you like you said as you're walking out the door to go go smoke a cigar with your buddies uh you know and at the end of the day i think a lot of guys would tell you oh i tell her all the time um but it's not shown all the time right and just putting ourselves in their shoes it's the same thing if we were stuck home doing all the kids and they said hey i love you as they ran out with their girlfriends i mean they're they're saying it but but like you said vince it's more than a it's more than a saying right you gotta got to show them like I, I, for me, I, I get up very early for work.

So I'm, I'm used to getting up by about 5am. My wife also works a full-time job and, and she likes to sleep in on the weekends.

And so I usually get up on Saturday and you know, the, the dishes are clanging in and the laundry's going so I think I'm doing her a favor by by doing all this house stuff and come to find out I make so much damn noise I end up waking her up and that's a whole different topic but uh but no you know like you said I'm I'm trying to let her sleep in and I'm getting the laundry started and and I'm doing dishes and and you know what i mean just to you know show her that appreciation and let her sleep in now again usually i make so much damn noise she ends up waking up and then she's ornery i woke her up and then i'm telling her go back to sleep and then she can't but you know i mean well here's the intentions are there here's a tip here's what i found works with donna with donna i just sit there when she like has a hard time sleeping I go well honey you want to have sex I'll do the same thing when she says oh now I can't go back to sleep I'm like well we could have sex and she's like no you know what I think I'll be good yeah I mean here's Can you bring me up some new batteries?

Adonis, can you fill the gas tank on the Ingersoll and compressor outside and out here with that jackhammer but if you want lip service you can't give web service you actually have to prove it I just thought of that shit on's pretty good i might get a t-shirt with that on there i'm telling you yeah want lip service don't give lip service there you go um yeah trademark um but yeah no it's um and that's the thing you know guys have to you know you can't just tell them you love them pat them on the ass and walk out out door you know you've got to give him a reach around to cup their crotch and grab one tip I mean come on you know it's Tony fair yeah but yeah I mean so many people they just feel they've lost their mojo, you know, and even like Stephen and I were talking about, you know, we just saw a video, Stephen, he's in great shape.

Yeah, I like what you're doing. Yeah, I try. I try. Boy, could he shoot bullets.

Those aren't planks mister those are not planks he was rapid firing for someone his age um but uh it wasn't 56 then but you know i'll pay credit for all of them well you know i used to be able to fire rounds like that one time but now I just have a handgun that's fine that's why I got those restraining orders I thought they were just like an autograph collection but yeah no it's I mean you know we talked about you, as you get older and all of a sudden you go to the pool or out cutting the lawn, you don't feel it taking your shirt off. It's like, oh. No, I don't either. You should.

You know what? If you cut the lawn with the shirt off, I bet you would get a lot of people wanting to volunteer to help. I don't think so.

I don't think so at'm calling you on that let's try no no listen no let's not do that no i don't know our neighbors would okay i'm going to change topics briefly okay yeah there should be women should be allowed to go topless correct me if i'm wrong here steven because there's plenty of men that go topless that shouldn't you know oh yeah completely agree yeah completely agree if we're about women with big floppy tits or something like that or whatever it's like yeah have you have you been to walmart with these big fat guys with the sleeve of shirts with the the boobs coming out the side yeah i've got the side boobage going on or back boobs or something like what the how does her do that?

They're down at the beach, and it's just like Jabba the Hutt. I mean, it's like, wait. A woman over there can't go topless, but this thing can? It's not fair. Yeah, well, at the end of the day, I mean, women are beautiful in all the shapes and sizes they come in.

Men are just hairy creatures made over with the leftover body parts when they made women you know so it's like yeah if anybody should go topless it should be women you know that's a sight to see no one you know wants to see a guy going topless but it depends on what team you bat for you know some guys might want to see but even then again with my photography.

You know, the male form isn't as forgiving as the female form like ruben yeah yeah he did paintings of beautiful heavy set women yeah you know and that can be beautiful even ask yes women but you know a man unless you're in peak shape you don't want to see a guy with his shirt off if he's not in peak shape I mean I'm a good example not of the peak shape that's what I thought you meant in my head I meant that but in reality I'm going with the Rubenesque men that has like that little a woman paunchy thing in their front that kind of i find just an apron no not an apron pajama kind of thing the beginning of a pajama it's more like a little paunch you know it's just a little part it's like i find that disturbing it's like i've seen women do that because they've had kids and you know they get the muscles get stretched out they don't go back in but when i see a man with that it's like you shouldn't why do you have that well and i see that a lot i was been watching a lot of older television shows and you do you see that with those older men on these older television shows maybe it's because their balls hang so low they actually pull it up i mean i do not know i i think our exercise routines are different so now men are doing more ab work and that flattens everything out maybe back 50 60 years ago they didn't but yeah it's like i'm going to have a punch and especially when you're like in your 30s still yeah but what so let's get back to the original topic about the um about you know thinking you lost your mojo oh yeah i mean um What do you do to encourage your wife, Stephen?

So I tell her she's beautiful all the time i i compliment and it's so important for guys to notice the little things right like uh she might part her hair different one day because because uh she wants to change up her hair and so i make sure and notice uh those little things and and i just compliment her that the thing that i find uh most interesting is it it really comes down to to self-confidence i think uh no matter how much somebody uh tells you you're beautiful uh if you don't feel that way about yourself um there's even if they they're they're meaningful uh compliments if you're not internalizing them because you don't feel that same way then it's almost just like uh one ear out the other i know when we were talking uh a little bit earlier vince i i know i use uh you know a famous singer is a good example of she's a larger woman but she feels sexy and so that's how she carries herself and she is sexy because that's what that's what she exudes right i mean outside of any specific mold that somebody thinks they should fit in if they're girl, they feel like they should fit in a certain mold or a guy should fit in this.

It's really, it's really confidence. And just like Donna said on so many of your shows where she's attracted to the, to the person inside of the vessel. Right. They don't have, they don't have to have the six pack and they don't have to do this it's the person inside of that vessel and if you're exuding uh happiness and and you know uh laughter and all that that people pick up on that you know and so i think part of recapturing the mojo i know especially with me and me and my wife, so talking personally, so I mean, hopefully, hopefully other listeners maybe can feel the same way.

Part of rekindling the mojo for me and my wife, I think, is being more confident in myself so I can exude that. Right.

And same thing with my wife, rather just uh saying she's pretty help her realize however that message needs to be delivered that she is beautiful so that because once once you feel it other people are going to see it you know well i've always said sexuality is what you exude it's not necessarily what you look like you know a woman could be 300 pounds or it could be 100 pounds or whatever um and you might have one tooth in their head or whatever it's it really is okay maybe not the one tooth um but no it's it's a self-confidence it's what you exude um i mean we've met numerous people, men and women that aren't necessarily, uh, visually that attractive, but their personality and what they exude makes them very attractive and very sexy.

I agree. You know, and, um, you know, one of the things I found too is, you know, you can tell your wife, uh, how beautiful and how sexy and how much you love her and everything else. And you kind of take it for granted that, oh, well, you know, you're my husband or whatever, and you're supposed to tell me that. And it's nice. But when I hear it from somebody else, it's amazing how much it puts a pep in their step. Yes. I think that people, like Vince just said, when he says, gives me a compliment, it's like, dude, I could be covered in mud and you're going to think that I'm beautiful.

Let's go get another girl and do some fucking wrestling. Oh, yeah. But when I hear from somebody, a complete stranger who's probably going to be a little more critical. Now, is this the guy who's got a dick in you at the time? Well, sometimes. Actually, he's not even that. He wouldn't be critical either. He's like, I don't care. I got my dick in you. You god you're beautiful yeah but i would think that an outside somebody who's not person who's in love with me would be more critical so so when they say something that it's probably not more true yeah i don't think so much. You're so sexy.

Thank you, Father, for I've sinned. Do you have any little boys? What do you mean by that, Father? Anyway, I'm not Catholic, so I can get away with that. It's not a sin. That joke loses it on radio. It does. What does he do?

But, yeah, no, it's always you know uh actually i and i went through a part with my ex-wife uh it's actually how we kind of got into swinging when after she had had our daughters uh she kind of had a postpartum depression she had gained weight and everything else so i actually had started writing to her as a someone she worked with and uh like it was a secret admirer but i worked with her and you know telling her how sexy i thought she was and all this stuff and it actually pumped up her thing so much at a point that she like you know and she knew i had interest in in the lifestyle so she was like do you think it'd be okay if maybe I met him?

And it's like, oh. Uh-oh, you've been too far with this. Rutt roll. Rutt roll, Ruby. Yeah. So then we actually wound up, I wound up finding someone else to kind of fill it, and then he filled her. And then she sort of let a bunch of other guys fill her and then got out of control. Yeah, you opened up the door on that one. Oh, yeah, Pandora's big old box got opened. Pandora's crotch. Pandora's snatch. And her name is Pandora, I'll just say that.

But anyway, yeah, so it's always, I mean, you know, it's very easy to slip into a routine where you just fit that you know this is my life and that's why i've seen in the lifestyle a lot of couples like once they become empty nesters that all of a sudden the woman's like okay i'm gonna pull my shit together and you know i mean do you think it's something your wife the lifestyle is something your wife maybe revisit down the road um i i definitely think so i mean that's i i can't help but think you know that's that's where we started um and again i think life took over and and so that's why i got put on the back burner so i i definitely think uh we would revisit it and and i think that's what one of the great things about uh the lifestyle is like like donna said you you're you're so to speak getting recognition from uh everyone else that you feel like doesn't have to say you're pretty right like you're like these other people like like i know you've uh heard on your pod or listen to your podcast and some of your episodes you guys would meet and you know i mean they're they're gonna be honest and they might you know fall in love with donna and then you know she wants to give you like a fist pump or something you know i mean when you're leaving it it's it's somewhat of a it pulls the curtains back and and gives you an honesty about yourself and most of the time i it's it's in a very positive light you know especially especially for women because they are just uh beautiful and all all their shapes and sizes and and you know but i'm i i love women and and i i you know you know the amazing thing about women and this is not a derogatory thing it's they're both very fragile but yet very hardened yeah some aspects women can be tough as nails oh yeah but then there's certain key points that are just just the other they're you know like real thin glass and you just breathe too hard and you can make break them so and i use that to my advantage but anyway you know put out or i'm killing the puppy she got upset and she found out we don't have a puppy but i already got laid so i didn't care um that's wrong suck my dick or the puppy gets it okay so you didn't say it was your puppy you know you know you gotta leave some open ground there you know just leave it for interpretation so when that's why you gotta get that poison out right i mean who knows what you're really mean before you have that good orgasm you know exactly that stuff will scramble your brain you got to get it out to think great yep and that gets and i had a psa i wanted to give out today i told donna to remind me she didn't you're still yakking on some of the things i don't know when you wanted to do it so i just i think it's an important psa 235 well it's it's okay it's an important psa okay go ahead with all with everything going on right now in the economy with inflation gas prices stock market plummeting all this shit here's one thing it's very important for people to remember doesn't matter what side of the aisle you're on or not playing politics orgasms are free she does we never i didn't talk to her about it i know exactly orgasms are free and they're fun to give and receive so you know what no matter what the fuck's going on give and or receive an orgasm you know i mean if you're republican go give and receive an orgasm from a democrat if you're a democrat go get or receive an orgasm from a republican if you're an independent i can't help you no if you're a communist go fuck yourself but um i just came over that one um so fuck yourself but yeah that's my psa so we got that out of the way but yeah i mean so yeah I mean you you have a few years before your kids are kind of uh self-sufficient right yeah yeah I my yep my daughter's uh 18 and my my son will be turning uh 15 next month yeah so yeah so we did have a little like you said to try and uh rekindle so uh last week um I I ended up just messaging uh my wife i work in the power sector so i i work weird hours long days um and my schedule changes by the minute and so i just uh i i texted my wife last tuesday i think it is and uh without sugarcoating it right we've been married almost 20 years so i just and said, hey, how about I get a hotel room this Friday?

And we just fucked. And she was very open to the idea. And so me feeling like I could get a little extra, I said, perfect. We'll get some food so we don't have to leave the hotel room. We'll stop at the sex toy shop and get you some new toys. And then I'll record the whole thing.

just agreed to everything because as much as i talk i i mean you guys know how much do i owe you for the kilobytes space you had to upgrade your your email box too but so i think i think the recording part got lost in translation so we did uh you know we went out there to the hotel room to get that free orgasm and decided 350 dollars worth of uh firecrackers might might help it out so we went there and then got a whole bunch of stuff and and got some food and and went back to the hotel and uh i think she had fun i got a hotel room that had the kitchen in it so i mean we fucked on the island on the kitchen table on the chair halfway down the hall and the bath you know what come to think of it i'm not sure we fucked in the bed i think we just used that to sleep chances are everything else was cleaner than the bed yeah you put your black light and go over it and it's like oh my all the the splashes.

I sent an email like that to Donna, where I sent it the other week. And she's like, wow, that sounds good. So did I. And it came back. And then I was like, oh, shit, that wasn't supposed to go to Donna. It's like, damn, I hit the wrong person in the phone book. You got to be careful with that. And then Donna responded, oh, shit, it's you? I thought that was going on. It's that song that everybody thinks it's what, the tequila song? Oh, yeah. Meets his wife in the bar. Yeah. But, yeah, no, it's something else.

Here's something, again, again i mean i've stressed it with donna for for years and she's kind of doing it now is i always thought you know again i take thousands and thousands of photos and videos of her stuff like that i said but you know it's kind of sexy to me is if you take a picture and you send it to me on your own i find that very right It's telling me, one, you find me remotely attractive, and two, that you're thinking of me you know and it's it's kind of sexy so you know i'll ask her hey man i can know she'll be shooting uh pictures for instagram or twitter or whatever it's like hey you know if you get something really sexy send it along to me you know i'd like to have it and uh she's doing that now and you know it does it's kind of a little pep in the step, you know, if you get something really sexy, send it along to me.

You know, I'd like to have it. And she's doing that now. And you know what? It does. It's kind of a little pep in the step, you know. So, I mean, I've told other guys that. Like, yeah, really push your wife to, you know. Oh, I thought you wanted pictures from them. I told other guys. You know, let me finish my story. I have a collection of dick pics of all my best friends. I bet you do. Yeah, just send me a couple of pictures. Put a little pep in my step. Send me a couple of pictures of your cock. I'd rather be interested in seeing that. It's not gay. It's just dinner.

I just want to feel it closer. It's not gay. Don't make it ugly. Don't make it ugly. It's not gay. It's not gay. But tell them. Tell their wives. Tell your wife. Send me. No, have your wife send you.

Tell your wife to send you pictures i'll make them feel special i'll disappoint them like only you can um but uh i don't care even if you know she's putting on a sexy bra it doesn't have to be a nude something you know it's i mean bra and panties are just like a goddamn bikini you know so they're like oh what if someone sees it well then it's a bra and panty you're wearing like a bikini big fucking deal exactly you know but yeah but that's one way i think too of adding a little spark you know and again you sit there and tell the house i'm like oh my god honey you know i'm all turned on here at work after you sent me that picture and can't wait to see you yeah you know i'll get home and disappoint you yeah of course i'm so disappointed on a regular basis well and then doing the little the the little silly things right like uh i'll i'll pinch your butt in front of my kids knowing they're gonna see it just so they're like oh yeah oh they're kissing you know what know what i mean and and uh so pinch your butt in front of my kids or you know grab her boob when we're going out to eat you know like just nonchalantly or something like but just so she knows that you know who i i find this sexy you know what i mean that's's and that's what it's all about you got to keep that that spark that they know right that the flame hasn't gone out exactly yeah you're attracted to them as a person and physically and everything that you know they're still the the one you desire the most exactly yeah yeah and i and i i think a lot of that too though even when it uh you do do all that and it does uh translate in the bedroom and and i i remember listening to one of your one of your more recent podcasts about it too about how many how many guys are so attentive uh to a woman until they get them in bed and then it's like i just want to get my dick in and then and then then that's it right and so all of a sudden i i think somewhat especially with with uh your wife that i mean we all have learned behavior right so i mean if she knows you're telling her she's pretty and this and that and then you go into the bedroom and all you do is bang it out real quick on her uh she she's not going to take that maybe to heart right and so this this weekend when we went to the hotel room i mean i didn't even think about giving myself an orgasm but i usually i usually don't because in my silly mind as a guy i think man every time we have sex if i can give you multiple orgasms and leave you unable to walk because your legs are still shaking so bad that's gonna make you want it more well no it doesn't it's just you know make their like want a munchie or something like that you're like jesus christ you bang the shit out of me you know is there still any salt to let from chilies?

You know, can you bring that to him? You know, and I'm just thinking like, man, I put on a good firework show. You don't want to watch it again, but, you know. Yeah, no, that's a good point. You know, I've, yeah, I can relate.

I mean, you know, I try to, you know, I much rather give pleasure generally than receive it, if that's safe to yeah but that's i'm not opposed to receiving no no there's a lot of times i just do you because well last night i was just i we were shooting with one with one gentleman yesterday and she probably over the course of a day wound up fucking for over four hours yeah i was like i'm done that Pussy was smoking. It was.

Well i had so many orgasms right now so i was like how would i just do you know those meat hangers are hanging down there oh my god i both of us were like god i said my pussy is just raw and he was like yeah my dick hurts so it's like oh my god such problems such problems if we only had a workman's if we only had a workman's comp plan you can i got to put compresses a cold compresses on my pussy also i need to file a workman's comp plan my pussy sword my pussy sword fucking all day well that just means you need tongue then you know that's it i mean uh she was so exhausted she was i you know i you know i thought she was really deep through me last night and hers and she was snoring in my dick in her mouth that's a lie that is a lie that is a blatant lie although i was you dry heaving yeah okay that was god you're so full of shit well i am a little constipated but anyway um so but uh yeah no it's important for people to um not just tell their significant other just because they're trying to get laid right this is something you got to do yeah and and you have to convince them of it, and you have to feel it.

And if you don't feel, and again, I've said this before, I think if you're in a relationship, you need to feel that person at your relationship is the sexiest person in the world. I agree. No matter weight they've gained or hair they've lost, I'm not talking directly to you i'm kind of just take the hint um don't look at my bald spot i'm looking at your bald spot oh yeah it's right through that fishnet panties it is a bald spot i like it smooth so do i dear um but you know, you need to let them know. I mean, again, like you said, Stephen, you've got over 20 years with her.

Donna and I are approaching 19 years, you know. You have a history, you know. And someone that you've, you know, I was never in the military. And thanks for those who have. I appreciate your services. But, you know, the people you've been in the trenches with, man you know you owe it to them yeah and yeah yeah and and i i think it goes along uh or or you should also say too that every every time you you try and show that affection like you were saying i i think you shouldn't uh lead it uh into into sex right because then it really at the end of the day, she's going to want it more.

I know how much Donna, you know, because I'm a huge fan, doesn't like a guy just to get in there and strip his clothes off. That's part of her excitement, right? Yeah. Slowly removing the clothes and seeing what it is.

So that's part of her tease that gets her going right and so i know with my wife yeah i've i've tried to to tease throughout the day maybe send some sexy messages and then get home and maybe grab a butt and then not have it you know try and build up to having sex that night more just teasing and it might be able to go there but then it's uh hey you know why don't you sit on the couch i'm gonna i'm gonna do these dishes really quick and then i'm gonna take the kid outside and throw the football with him because i know you've been dying to catch up on one of your shows or something like that right yeah there's that build up of oh my gosh he's being so sweet he you know he he obviously wants wants some pussy but then i get home and i you know and i and i do my devious mind just thinks i'm gonna get it for twice as long tomorrow you know so i'm doing this today type of thing yeah yeah save it up my coupons oh yes yep i've clipped and i'm ready to you know turn them in kind of thing but but no i think the ticket has 10 punches i want to use three yeah i'm glad to know i'm not the only one that still asked for sex coupons I'm tall enough to ride the ride let me the fuck on so i'm not i'm not tall enough but you are the ride oh well that's good that makes it all better well it was it was funny too donna i was i was thinking about something uh you and you and vince were talking about because my wife i'm i'm six two and and my wife well I'm six two about two two oh five two ten and my wife is I want to say five one she's pretty short oh she's an amazon in my world yeah it's funny because so I decided when we're at the hotel you know i mean she was sucking my dick and i was like babe i want to eat you out and it was uh i had to prop like four pills up to get myself up for far enough you know what i mean i was like she's she's making out with your belly button i'll send you the wed link for the trapeze you can get ordered and put them up But yeah, I, I, I sort of chuckled out loud in the middle of it thinking of one of your guys's podcasts and you know she turns around she's like what and i i had to quickly say something oh i don't remember what i said but it sure as hell wasn't oh i was laughing because uh of this you know they don't line up either he's taller she's short they when they do a 69 all she does is tongue his fucking belly button so she's looking in my belly button yeah either way i'm in any it's like that's not my dick you're sucking it's my belly button oh i couldn't tell the difference it's like that's not my dick you're sucking it's my belly button oh i couldn't tell the difference so it's like they're both going but the real question is did you enjoy it sadly yes my belly button's never had less lint in it i'm like what the?

What did you shave that thing? And we're guys. We enjoy all the attention. You know. There's no such thing as bad attention. No, not at all. Probably not. That's why you got, and we know a few guys that they even thrive on arguing with them. Oh, I know. They'd just be an asshole. If they know they can't get this woman, they figure if I argue with her, if I'm rude to her, I'm going to have a conversation with her. It's stupid. Yeah, we do know people like that. Yeah, it's stupid. What about that one girl in bed?

It was like, you really, you called her old and whatever else you called her, and she went to bed with you. So obviously it does work. Yeah, she ain't bragging about that either. I hope not. You know? Oh, you're old. Well, it's sort of like how you and I got together. Oh, baby, I got to have you. It's sort of like you and I, you know, there was alcohol involved. Yes, okay, that explains a lot. You're an old, nasty bitch. Drink up. And swallow. You can't call me that. Let's go. Let's fuck.

Keep drinking i'll get younger and better looking before you drink you're such an asshole i'm gonna fuck you let's go it works for me every other night so every geez good way to go man what's every other we need we need a recovery here i just sober up and i'm like oh no i have to wait to the first set of roofies wears off before i can ever take more so oh my god as soon as she starts remembering who i am it's like oh no this ain't happening here honey have some more m&ms you're a skittle yeah i don't remember the last time i had these m&M's. That's good.

Yeah, I don't remember the last time I had M&M's. Why is there a big bowl of these next to my side of the bed? Don't worry. You shouldn't have too many. They're high in calories. Yeah. And when I wake up from it, my ass hurts. I don't know what that is. Hemorrhoids, maybe? You ought to check. You can't check. Get checked. Get checked. Yeah. Why are there dirty rubber gloves? Don't worry about that. I'm pulling them out of my ass. I was fixing something. I was fixing something. I was doing some plumbing. That's it. Plumbing. The toilet backed up. Yeah, that's what it was. Oh, man.

He's quick with this shit, isn't he? I try. But you say that about so many things. Three-minute wonder. It's like rodeo sex. Eight seconds, I'm done. But as long as you can brag about those eight seconds. Well, I'm bra i'm bragging she's not but you know it's like my buddy told me he says his wife bitched about him premature ejaculating he says hey honey i set the pace if you can't keep up that's not my problem so i thought that was yes i remember that one uh yeah so that's where i stand with things you know it's It's like I set the pace.

Well, and then it was funny because speaking of that, when you guys were doing that episode, I just thought, like, and you guys hit it on the head during that premature ejaculation, which it wasn't as short as I was on it. Yeah, I think this is a pretty much of a show. Yeah, but you hit it right on the head. It's one of those, if you know you're working with a handicap, then you learn to swing your club differently. I mean, if you know that might occur or happen to you, then go down on her and give her one or two orgasms with oral or foreplay.

And then at that at that point if you do only last eight seconds uh it's not you know yeah she won't be as disappointed you know what i mean or you know we've even we've experienced guys that would tell us like okay listen first time i'm cocked and locked here i'm ready to go you know they said this is not gonna last long But I he said you know but i'll go down on you afterwards so i can you know reload the chamber and then we can go again and you know it's like fine that's cool so we they get their first shot off quickly yep you know barely hit the target and then you know then you know we do something where you know he's going down on her giving her a couple orgasms and time and you know yeah gives him a few minutes to recover and then you know then, you know, we do something where, you know, he's going down on her, giving her a couple of orgasms and time.

And, you know, it gives him a few minutes to recover. And then, you know, next thing you know, he's able to, you know, perform for 15, 20 minutes. So it's, you know, again, there's people that get hung up on that, you know, and like I said, I experienced where someone was very demeaning to me because my first time. That's wrong. It could damage you. Can I smack her in her face? She's too old and wrinkly now, I'm sure. She has to be younger than me. No, she was 24. I was 17. Oh, I hear you. So she's a year. She's. Yeah, she was a year older than me. Yeah.

So she's not alive she's yeah she was a year older than me yeah so she's not alive he's such an asshole she's not alive there's only a few of you but i but i can see that not not putting all the all the blame on you donna but you're you're extremely good looking so i i think you generally probably cut guys times in half well the other thing she has going for is she's never had kids you're so good looking well man and it's tight she's never had children and it's tight and her pussy's extremely tight you mentioned it's tight yeah and it's tight so i mean yeah like in the videos you'll hear a lot of guys like oh my god your pussy's so tight yeah i know i know and then with her muscles she can like clamp that fucker down and she can rip your dick out by its roots if she wanted to try not to do that yeah i know but uh well that i mean there's a couple guys that he's that we've said that um because i mean as soon as i stick my dick in you because you know most times i have to like jerk off with women because i don't get i don't get a grip i can't get you know i can't get any leverage but he goes as soon as i put my dick in yours it's like it's so tight he goes i last like you know a couple of pumps he goes i'm gone i think it lasted about five minutes well there was two gentlemen back to back last a week within one was one day one was another day right and both of them never lasted five minutes nope and they're not they weren't like you know young young kids either they were both in their 50s yeah one matured and yeah I was like I I'm sorry, I didn't do that.

But then again, they don't look at it like, well, maybe I should do something to her, and then I can rechamber. But they just deliver, and they're like, oh boy, I'm done. Yeah, yeah. Or maybe it's one of those cases they could have jerked off during the day or the day before. But then you yell at them.

Oh, you just got to save your cum load for me well it only lasts five minutes it's how come you tell me no i don't need your cum load no there's perfectly good tissues in the other room perfectly good then you take a long nap afterwards you you get done jerking off it you just go take a nap i don't say that i don't get it i'm starting to get a a complex go take a nap I have little bruises all over my body where she pokes me with a 10 foot pole 10 foot?

15 feet come on, stay back it's okay mace and red pepper spray are aphrodisiacs to me now it's like oh she hit me with me she wants some um she's just playing hard again she wants to do the whole role play the whole rapist and the victim thing all right yeah that's nothing to joke about no it's not rape is not anything to joke about it but our marriage is something to joke about that's true it's not so we joke about our marriage our marriage is a joke um i'm good with it i'd like to say she married us for sex but we all know that's a lie she didn't marry me for my money definitely didn't marry for my looks i mean yes Well, you can't say she didn't marry you for my looks.

I mean, yes. Wow. I can't. Well, you can't say she didn't marry you for not sex. It sounds like you have some pretty amazing oral skills. So, geez, maybe she married you partly for some sexual skills. Maybe. That could be it. I don't know. Nope. Wow. Damn. No, no. i married him for a bunch of deeper things guys sex is very superficial before i could even ask donna to interject she just comes up with this deep sounding nope no no i'm not at all i wouldn't even get a hallmark sympathy card for my sex life Sorry for the death of your sex life, Vince. That's not even true.

I married you because i loved you the sex is just an added bonus yeah you love me to be someplace else you love me to be at work you love me to no we're best sounds like my wife i married you for you the sex was just a disappointment anyway but i married you too i'm just a's gotta have a negative and unfortunately the sex is the negative part you know your paychecks are positive you cut the lawn that's a positive your sex well that's all negative that's not even true here i'm trying to be deep and like philosophical and that's going nowhere oh man better open this door with the shit flow out it's filling up the room i'm even dressed philosophically philosophically you're dressed fishingly i can catch a lot of things you're not gonna catch a lot of things you might catch a few guys with that you ain't catching anything fish wise it barely covers it covers pretty nicely it's just a f***ing to catch a lot of things you might catch a few guys with that you ain't catching anything fish wise it barely covers it covers pretty nicely it's just a fishnet bra and panty set yeah and when it has a little thing in the middle holds them together it what sounds perfect it's sexy it's got like a little collar thing it's got a little collar it's got a little strap that goes from the collar down to the bottoms which doesn't do anything it just kind of divides her in half vertically it shows you she doesn't have scoliosis it's a handle yeah all right we'll go with handle and she pick up like that, but, you know.

Two hands. Yeah, that little strap would just snap. I'd pick her up more by the collar. It's got the little ring on the collar, you know. Tired to the lead, I tie my dog out back with, put her outside in that goddamn outfit. That's not right. My neighbor would definitely shit a brick. He didn't know what to do when he saw you around the pool with a thong, let alone he sees you in that outfit. He's going to fucking hemorrhage. Yet they cut down their big tree that was blocking our pool. The tree was perfectly fine. All the other dead ones in the yard, they're still fucking standing.

They're still there. They cut down that one. Here's this nice healthy tree blocking my view of their pool. We need that down, honey. Okay. What about the dead ones?

I think the neighbor knew exactly what to oh yeah i think the neighbor knew exactly what to do when he saw you in a song it was do i beat off now or do i beat off later now i'll get caught later i'll have to go in my house and not have the scenery well that's what was going through his his mind right his problem now is with since covet his wife has been working from home so if he was out on the deck yanking it his wife would come out and beat him to death probably Thank you very much.

problem now is with since covid his wife has been working from home so if he was out on the deck yanking it his wife would come out and beat him to death probably you know i mean they've already expressed that uh you know he hates me because you know all the the work i've done around the house out there in the yard stuff like that he comes out he goes you make me look bad my wife sees you out there you know chopping wood or building the deck and she expects me to do that shit now you know i says i'm really starting to hate you that's like oh you know so it sounds like i had it wrong she's the one out there playing with herself watching you then but she's not looking at me going oh look at him she's like Oh, look what he's doing.

Oh, look at him. He's chopping wood. Look at that deck he's building. Big dog. But she's not looking at me going, oh, look at him. She's like, oh, look what he's doing. Oh, look at him. He's chopping wood. Look at that deck he's building. That big, dark deck. Look how he splits that wood. Oh, shit's getting done. He's mowing the lawn. He's mowing the lawn. Look at him weed eating. He's fixing the fence. I think he's mowing. Fix that fence, bitch. Fix that fence, yeah. That's what it is. She had to mow the lawn this week. Yeah, she was mowing the lawn.

She probably mows it most of the time anyway. She's got a bigger penis than he does. Whatever. I'm not judging. Whatever works for him. It's okay to get out there and mow the lawn.

My neighbors, I live in a circle uh you know small small yards little fences more of the suburban type uh definitely not what i'll call the uh exclusion you guys probably have sounds like you guys are nestled in the hills um but i thought it was funny because uh my wife's actually been told uh by the neighbors uh if i ever come outside to mow the lawn i i better be shirtless you kid my neighbors have sent shirts over for me please have vince wear all these i'm sending six shirts all 17 X's. We just want to make sure he's fucking covered. It's like, wait, this one's a circus tent.

We're going to pay to put a tent up over your yard. Have Vince cut the yard inside the tent, please. That's funny. I don't know. It's tough. It is tough.

But anyway so so was this all the disappointment you'd hope for oh shit oh man no it's been so much fun when you when you reach back out to me vent i i i was really shocked and and uh kind of like we had in our conversation earlier i was shocked to hear that you guys uh don't get more feedback uh as far as what kind of wonderful job you guys are doing i mean um you know don is beautiful and and uh her in her own right uh you know she's a star but you two together just a unmatchable combo i mean just the the banter you guys have back and forth and the i think uh the the relatability uh to the subjects and and what you guys discuss and again that's what led me uh to reach out is it you know it's it's so relatable um just all the all the different topics that that you guys discuss and and i like how you guys uh present it is more of a a a discussion about a topic versus you know so many other people choose a topic and then preach about uh their side of it but act like uh you know that they're going to write a book about it next yeah after the podcast i like how you guys bring it up it's an open well i do a picture it's a pop-up yeah i like pop-ups yeah i really like they give me paper cuts yeah we know you like pop-ups yeah i do like pop-ups I don't know.

I don-ups. Yeah, we know you like pop-ups. Yeah, I do like pop-ups. And those nipples are popping up right through that fishnet. That's another kind of pop-up. Yeah, that's it. But, yeah, no, I mean, we've had a couple emails here and there. And, like, we discussed even that there's – unfortunately, the Internet, I think, is used more for negative than positive.

people have a positive experience with like a restaurant very few of them actually go and give a good review but as soon as you have something bad they go and everybody you know like i said when i did my photography i had what i called my pizza theory you know if you have a good pizza you tell one person you have a bad pizza you tell everybody and um so i mean we're just happy that we have listeners um you know we're all about hearing good bad and different and uh you know again really appreciated your positive feedback um and uh and the other gentleman who reaches out to us who listens to the show what was his first name uh bill bill um and uh again you know we've invited bill on the show, and you have an open invitation.

Anytime you want to be on, I'll keep you abreast of our topics and what your schedule is and see if – yes, you're abreast, Donna. Yeah. I'll keep you abreast of Donna's breasts. Perfect. I mean, hell, we'd love to do a show where maybe we can get you and your wife on the show. Yeah, that would be fun. You know, I mean, I don't know. Have you let your wife listen to the podcast or? I think she would be like in a situation where we were going out like last weekend. I think in that type of situation.

Um, again, right now, one of us always has a kid in the car or a kid at home or or running around you know i mean it's so so crazy sure so crazy how how uh how the schedules work that's why i think it was so important to get out there on on uh last friday excuse me and and get to the hotel and just try and show her really you know and to swing it all the way back to the topic the passion's only gone when you give up sure yep you know i i mean there's one other reason for a passion going away you run out of duct tape oh yeah yeah that too you know but you can use it don't use grill a tape just saying hot glue guns unless they're in pain no I still have burn marks again you know you can get into the whole thing with the kids you know hey kids are old if you don't want a babysitter but you can't trust a loan grill a tape a grill a tape it works for my parents and.

I'm okay. Yeah, whatever happened at the time where they just leave you some money and say, here, order some pizza and have fun. And as long as you didn't burn the house down, then you were successful, right? I mean, I can't tell you how many times.

That's how I learned how to mud a wall so I could fix the the hole i put after sliding down the stairs on a cardboard box and uh mudded it painted it you know yep none the wiser nope oh that's pretty good it wasn't spelled out in the rules that you weren't supposed to do that just said yeah once you're 14 you can be left alone theoretically depends on the 14 year old yeah it's true but i mean like you're old enough to babysit at 14 so you if be left alone. Theoretically, depends on the 14-year-old. Yeah, it's true.

But I mean, you're old enough to babysit at 14, so if you're able to watch other children, you should be able to be left alone. There's plenty of adults that are old enough to watch children that shouldn't. And they shouldn't be left alone. There's some adults that the children are watching the adults. Okay, I take that all back.

They should never be left alone ever yeah that's like I said duct tape yeah just here son there are lots of cameras have a seat in this you know sit down in this chair for a minute son I'll see you in a couple hours they'll see you on a station they want to watch you ate five hours yeah there's nothing wrong just tape a juice box with a long enough straw that goes to their mouth so then you just tape them to a chair and put on PBS and leave that's awful that's perfect a night with Andrea Bocelli oh you would like Thank you. That's awful. That's perfect. A Night with Andrea Pucelli.

Oh, you would like that. I would, but the kids wouldn't. 14-year-old wouldn't enjoy that. Probably not. Or Lawrence Welk show reruns. Oh, my God. It's a Lawrence Welk marathon. All right, son, you be good. See ya. We're really tormenting.

Back in the days of when we were younger and you know like porn channels like between like if you didn't pay for it you could get it kind of just so you just put it just leave that on it duct tape into a chair and put that so they can't see the porn but they kind of hear it kind of hear it torment the fuck out of them because you know when you get home and cut him out of the chair, you know where he's going to be, in his room with the tissues. Oh, yeah. And an imagination. But yeah, just remember, when you punish your kids, eventually they get to pick what nursing home you're in. Yeah.

Take that consideration. That's true. Yep. I think Vince's daughter has told him that on numerous occasions. Yeah, my daughters have determined the fact that there's no nursing home would want me. So they're going to be stuck with me. So they've already determined they're going to kill me. So I'm good with that. Okay, that's good. Yeah, as long as you're good with it.

Yeah don't really you know want someone changing my diaper you know think about that some nurse coming over and like taking a diaper like jesus christ it's like yeah i'm dying all i can say is take care of yourself now that's all i can tell you do it way too Too late. It's not too late. It's almost never too late. Almost never. I'll start tomorrow. She looked at me when she said almost. I'm the exception. It's almost for most people, but for you... I know.

I'll miss you when you die next week but for five minutes i'll be inconsolable had all good news for me i don't know i didn't take the phone call oh all right well we have bored steven for over an hour now oh my goodness yeah hard to believe Thank you.

all right well we have bored steven for over an hour now oh my goodness yeah hard to believe yeah it goes quick no no i'm i'm not bored at all i'm i'm having a super fun time so good and i'm excited i'm excited to uh hear your guys topic for uh for next week uh you know because This week, I already knew it was, and with boring Steven, you know, so it'll be exciting to.

topic for uh for next week uh you know because this week i already knew it was and with boring steven uh you know so it'll be exciting to uh to not ruin your guys next week podcast gave us someone else to talk to yeah we're just talking to each other it's awful terrible start the hot husband podcast okay the chubby husband chubby Hubby. The Chubby Hubby Podcast. Should I say what happened? I went to the dentist today and she noticed my necklace? Go ahead. Okay. Well, I was getting my teeth cleaned today. Well, first you have to tell about the necklace. Then you tell the story.

Okay, the necklace is a hot wife necklace that Vince got for me just earlier this week. And I'm wearing it. So I went to get my teeth cleaned.

And, of course about the necklace then you tell the story okay the necklace is a hot wife necklace that vince got for me just earlier this week and i'm wearing it so i went to get my teeth clean of course the necklace i guess was exposed and the hygienist was like what does your necklace say i'm like oh it says hot wife she goes oh i'm like because my husband thinks i'm so hot i just oh that's so romantic and sweet and i was oh, if you only knew what hot wife really means. That's so funny because are there people out there that don't? Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. I think most people don't know.

Do you think she was just being nice because she didn't want to be like, ooh, I know what's going on? But then in turn, you got to look at it this way. Maybe if I didn't know what it meant and I just looked at it like oh i think my wife's hot you know but but we get people you get people donna that or all the time like does your husband know you're doing this on instagram it says right in my profile i love the pineapple life and i'm a hot wife how much more blatant can i be we've gone over the whole pineapple yeah people don't know. But the hot wife, you know.

Does your husband know you have this up? Yeah, people, we tell them all the time, like, you know, I was fucking this guy in front of my husband. And people are like, does your husband know? Well, no, he was too busy running the video camera. He didn't see me fucking these two guys.

He was busy changing camera views and just didn't see there was a dick in my ass and one of my mouth i honestly keep telling him he just doesn't pay attention to me yes i went over to him and he thought i sneezed but i had just come all over my days he goes honey it's like you have a bad cold my husband doesn't pay attention to me he doesn notice me. But I guess I should be glad I didn't buy you the cum slut necklace, huh? Yes. That's right. That one's more self-explanatory. Yeah, this one's a little more hidden. Yeah, well. You could have told her that's actually my maiden name. Kumsloot.

I'm Donna Kumsloot. It's a German name. It's from the Valley of Semen. It's Kumsloot with umlauts over the U. Kumsloot. Donna Kumsloot. Kumsloot. My middle name is Anal. Donna Kumsloot. Kumsloot. My middle name is Enel. You know, Enelweiss. It's all German descent. It's all German. Kumsloot. Kumsloot. They invaded the Siemen Valley. Drove us kumsluts right out. My family had kumsluts from anal. From anal. We have a whole story going on there. We fled to the island of Big Cock. Oh my god.

We settled in with the big cook come slit big cocks and uh this has gone too far like that's like ridiculous yeah it's a good thing you didn't get the there's always next week yeah well i'm not wearing that what doctor you're going to next week i'm going to call an osc if he done that but he's hysterical anal queen well the cum slut one just ought to be an anklet you know yeah it's so you can only read it when the ankles are in the air that's what i mean yeah when she's on her back and he's holding her ankles up then he's like oh cum slut yeah like you're standing you couldn't read it but when your ankle's in the air oh cum slut nice yeah there you go they talked about angels not angels demons da vinci code we can read it upside down it's the same way no matter how you look at it.

Right, right. Whatever that type of word is called. Fuck, I'm going to tip my tongue. Yeah, I've forgotten now. So many things have been there. I'm going to tip my tongue, especially yesterday. I got a splinter in my head. Oh, I thought you were Chinese only. Yeah, I'm looking with my finger. This big black microphone is turning off.

Ambigram black microphone it's an ambigram I like those you dip them in like white coffee those are teddy grams it's an ambigram teddy grams it's a teddy gram ambigram it's like half of it's soup it's in a cookie form I've got a question for you Donna to take the conversation Thank you. It does like alphabet soup, you know, it was just in a cookie form. I don't know. So I've got a question for you, Donna, to take the conversation. Sorry, a little bit in the left field. We're definitely in the left field.

So what would you say are your, and maybe don't answer it because I think it'd be a great topic but what would you say are your your uh sexual senses you know meaning i think we have five or seven senses sight hearing and the reason why i ask is because again i'm a big fan of yours and i've noticed in your videos you're you do the you do the same thing as I do. And then I started thinking, Oh, God, you know, maybe everyone does is I like watching just like you do. But when you get ready to orgasm, we both close our eyes. Ah, yes, I'm going into my mental game. Yeah.

And so it's like, it's almost like you're using, you know, outside of touch and feel and sight, so you need that sense of sight to get you to the gate, but then it's almost like you close your eyes to walk through it, and I just always wonder.

Is this one of the topics you and I talked about that we would talk on the show, or maybe it was Donna I said something about, talking about the seven senses and how it relates to sex less than your other wife well well so so me and you discussed it really really quickly about um you know the seven and i just thought that that would be so fascinating because again like i said i watched donna in her videos i mean you know not that i'm Only scientifically. Only scientifically. Critically. Yeah, you know, I mean, you know, not that I'm looking at her eye. Intimate, only scientifically.

Only scientifically. Critically. Yeah, you know, I mean, that's why I'm, you know, monitoring the jiggles and bounces for a seriously scientific reason. But no, I just thought that's so interesting that we do the same thing because I'm a sight person. And so you think at the end of it, why don't I keep my eyes open to see more of it? But it's almost like you said, it's the mind's eye may be stronger. Why don't we make this a topic for next show? I think that would be super interesting to cover.

Yes, let's stop it now so we don't ruin it let's make that the topic for next week's show okay is the seven senses and sex okay i appreciate it don it ruin it more you know i was like i i love i loved watching your guys uh uh your last your first uh televised podcast well this one i love the facial i love the the facial expression on it because you're like yeah he wrote a long email and you got the eye roll back that you talked about and then you said and then you know my husband replied and then he wrote another long one you know it was like you know so then i opened up so then i opened up my following email with That's so weird i've never apologized for things being long before i'm usually apologizing for it being so short but you know i guess this time i hit a long one so yeah no it was great yeah we i think you know you and i steven on the phone the other night uh had briefly touched on that and i said that would be a great topic.

So I actually think that's – let us know. Again, we talk outside the show now about what your availability is next week. We have off of our jobs on Sundays and Mondays. And let me know what's best for you. We'll see if we can pull together a podcast and have you call it again. We'll talk about that topic. Yeah, that would be great.

Maybe you should wait and see what's best for you we'll see if we can uh pull together a podcast and have you call it again we'll talk about that topic yeah yeah that'd be great yeah maybe you should wait and see what the ratings do on this one i'm afraid i tanked them no i don't think so no are you kidding me if we have a video and donna pull out a nipple i did both are out right now i think we get better ratings i pulled my nipples out um but anyway all four of them stop you don't got four nipples i got four nipples he has to top me everything that's right my quits bigger i don't even want to i don't i i'm speechless i don't even know how to respond to that Yeah, I know.

I don't even want to. I'm speechless. I don't even know how to respond to that. I know. I don't even. So anyway, yeah, we'll wrap this bad boy up. Please. It's all up in the deep end. So we'll just end the show. And then if you want to hang on the line after we wrap this up, Steve, we'll talk a little more off air. Yeah, for sure.

And I appreciate you guys me on and it's it's been super fun and and i just uh you know thank you challenge everyone else that enjoys the the podcast as much as i do to to reach out and say good job uh you know i mean these are two very lovely real uh people that uh accept compliments as as well as constructive criticism and yeah we'll find out i have to say and i'll find you fuckers you say something next no he's only kidding really you son of a bitch you say something bad i'm gonna come over your house and blow your car up. Burn my lips next time, but I'll blow your car up.

I'll blow your car up. She just got that five minutes later. I know. I'm a bad Italian mobster. I went to go blow up the guy's car and I burnt my limbs on the fucking muffler. Anyway.

So anyway, I want to thank everyone for listening um again we appreciate uh everybody listening downloading share with your friends if you don't want them as friends anymore um visit hot wife donnalyn.com and you get links to all her sites her social media her the podcast uh the hot videos that that week her cooking recipes which are none another one there's if you want to be nice to her there's the amazon wish list there you can um you know if you want to buy her uh something nice actually a gentleman bought me this one oh did he yes this is one of the ones that a gentleman bought me so yes i thanked him many times and the belly button ring someone else bought you oh yeah the belly button ring someone else bought me so yeah by the necklace i don't get credit oh yeah that doesn't hurt too much you didn't get that off the amazon wish list now did you all right mr smarty pants i'll miss you when i kill you not much i won't miss you with my shot but i'll miss you afterwards so anyway i want to say thank you and uh what's your name here who are you again suzy b dial in and thanks for putting up with us guys have a good day