Hanging Out with Autumn and Logan

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hi this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast well hello everybody this is donna lynn and i'm here with my wonderful husband vince But we have on the line. Oh, wow. well hello everybody this is donna lynn and i'm here with my wonderful husband vince but we have on the line oh wow pass right over baby we have autumn and logan don't we talk about how wonderful i am oh god let's just go go ahead just move on part of it logan on the line and i like to introduce I do the whole wonderful husband, and we're off to the next topic. That's all right. I just said you're on the board.

He'll mute me again. No, I'm not going to do that. Go ahead. No. You guys, say hello to everybody, guys. Hello. This is Autumn. I'm Logan.

Allgan all right there you go in case you didn't hear last week's show you need to back up and go us into the previous show which was the introduction to logan and autumn or autumn and logan whichever way you want to look at it if you're dyslexic it's one way if you're not that's why i do everything alphabetical order oh damn aren't we perfect jesus christ i do yeah so you're still waiting i've still waiting for sexes you haven't got to the v's yet well it's true i haven't gotten there for you she's got a stuttering problem stays with the m's mark mike he just goes for the kill every time doesn't he yeah he's brutal isn't he change my name to oscar so maybe a little closer nick why don't you just make it an a name because you've already gone past that oh there we go i gotta wait till you come back around yeah what letter are we think we're stuck at M.

There's been a lot of marks and mics. Yes, there have been a lot of marks and mics. You missed Logan? No, you got Logan. I think I got Logan. Yeah, you did get Logan. So I did an L and an M. So they are. You did an L. Yeah. That's all I am is an L. I've been not L. You're more than that to me, mister. You're so much more. It's a reverb. That night Donna touches up in the bed, reaches up to her bed, so she's with a pocket knife, and scratches the mark. I got an elf. Oh, my God.

So, last weekend we they were here right and uh we had all intents purpose was meant to meet and it started out kind of uh erotically yeah it kind of did i mean i was uh with a playmate uh we'd already done one round and he kind of hung hung around and met autumn and logan and then we decided we'd do another round so autumn and logan could watch and see how it's shot with the multiple cameras and see how things are done right guys that's you know that was the idea it's It's supposed to be very vanilla, very professional. And lo and behold. She got to look at me. Yeah, she got to look at Vince.

Nobody does it better than Vince okay another 20 bucks oh he's gonna he's gonna be broke I'm already broke I know he is but here I am I'm like 69ing with my playmate so I got my his dick in my mouth and he's he's got his face in my and next thing you know i see you know this pink bra and panty set like coming real close and you said vince get the off vince what are you wearing that's mine take it off it was pretty hot man well i've had to work it that it that's all i can say oh boy so autumn kind of jumped in so i'll hand it off to you autumn so you jumped in on what what happened there what happened to the professional you know vanilla well you know the well again i got to see you know a lot of the vanilla piece of it in the beginning um obviously it's i always go in the vanilla mind just because logan and i are very much the vibe kind of people we go with the vibe if the vibe is right and we feel comfortable and everybody's relaxed and you know there's there's a game for you there's a game for us you know um things just go the way we usually move in i guess you know yeah with the flow and i mean honestly it's just like you know logan and i watching sitting down watching another couple play or whatever it's very erotic so if why not be able to join in and do it if i'm feeling the vibe you know i know i just did the run around today i'm not gonna spill the beans it's just to go watch the video right oh you want me to spill the beans well you could talk it through that's fine i'm i thought pretty hot here we go well so i jumped in and helped Donna and Mark, you know, out a little bit.

And Donna and I got a little hot and steamy in some parts. And we thoroughly enjoyed that. And I think Mark really enjoyed having both of us, you know.

Well, that was planned i think it was it was definitely enjoyed by everybody it was nice too because i think mark still smiling one week later yeah i think so too oh my god he's holding all the details well that's fine that's good you know well I mean that was it was like a 71 it was a 71 there was a lot of juicy wet floppiness happening in that video and that was just a very mild case I think from me sucking mark from dama sucking mark from me licking dama's pussy and kissing her and she's vice versa with me we all sucked face it was great yeah i really had a good time and i know it's just gonna get better too absolutely you know it was kind of like i didn't i didn't expect i didn't think you were going to jump in i was hoping that you would but i was like kind of like focused where i was and i noticed you know i just like i was just so focused on sucking mark that when you when you came into the scene i was like oh well welcome come on in this is great yeah and mark was hating it yeah you know he pulled out his little crucifix like, back Satan, back.

Yeah, that's exactly what he did. But you couldn't see it because his hands were like bound because my legs were like around his face and he couldn't speak. Maybe that was a part of his hate. Yeah, maybe. I can't breathe. I was wondering what he was actually thinking too.

you know he's never met logan and i he knew nothing about us we walked in he saw what you looked like all of a sudden he's got an audience yeah but as a man if okay i'm already playing with one beautiful woman and i see this other beautiful woman walk in and that i know that she's there to potentially at one point shoot porn the whole time i'm going to be praying inside my head i hope she comes in i hope she joins this may be my last moment on earth and And if it is, please have her join in. It's like threesome. When your mouth hit his cock, I'm sure you could have heard the angels.

Hallelujah. it is please have her join in it's like threesome when your mouth hit his cock i'm sure you could have heard the angels hallelujah and he's sitting there probably thinking i'm going to die and i'm okay with it i've accomplished everything two hot milks he's sitting there hoping he lives for the moment right now if you're gonna die that's the exact fucking moment to go. Right there. You know, that's the one you want, you know, at your viewing or whatever. They go, how did Mark die? He died doing what he loved.

He was suffocated by a pussy while another one sucked all the wind out of his cock. It's like, oh, my God, suffocation. It's so wonderful. He died doing what he truly loved. If his dad was around, his dad would go, I'm so proud of my son. He's a hero. Oh, my God. His mom would be like, man whore. Maybe, maybe not.

You don't know.'t know i think he i think he's thinking i checked the box yep that's it yeah well i emailed him earlier today and he's already saying hey the next time i think we need to do this he threw his old bedpost out and he goes I'm starting new.'m doing in groups of two this time i'm sticking to even numbers so yeah so i i actually finished both the videos i had done with him the first one i was telling vince there was a problem with the audio this is the one you were in autumn it was the one we now it's about to get erotic i'm sorry it i got it was like stop it but i got it done and i got the the audio the lineup and i sent it to him and it was he said it was very erotic stop it he said he was he was he goes my dick's getting hard watching these videos and it should be so was he was he goes my dick's getting hard watching these videos so well it was interesting well as i was editing the video i find it very erotic to edit the videos i like it i found a new tool that's called helps me edit faster and it was just so erotic.

Shut up. I hate you. A lot. You say that every night when you're holding the pillow over my head. I will kill you in your sleep. She keeps trying to tell me that she's into a fixation. I keep trying to tell her I'm not. I can still breathe.

She's like, breathing do you notice how Vince isn't complaining that he never gets any reaction anymore oh he always complains don't even go there well I'm just saying you haven't heard that out of actually I haven't gotten any this week no it's been a very busy week it's been it's been tough there's a couple nights uh yeah you said your back was just killing he's just a lot of pain i'm praying for death i'm hoping an airplane flying over the house drops don't wreck the house because you're in pain do something at least go out to the porch at least go out to the porch maybe they'll miss them you're in pain we have to have the upper deck rebuilt so go stand on that yeah that way we can don't up the pool man don't how about the neighbor's house?

We hate them. Go visit the neighbors. We don't want to go to the yard. They're going to stand out there. Yeah, we don't like the neighbors. Go over there. Yeah, go stand over there. But no, then. What? The part I found erotic came after that. Oh, what was that, dear? Please, we're waiting with bated breath. I missed what you said. I said the erotic part came after that. Okay. The erotic. I got a refill of bourbon. A refill of bourbon. You should have brought the bottle with you. It wasn't much left. Why pour it in a glass? I thought you had a bad day, didn't you?

Why pour it in a glass i thought you had a bad day no i got to taste autumn yes i was going to say that's the most erotic yes that's what i'm saying he can't talk no i can't be talking last time i don't get no action we're all crying for you i actually took a little snippet of the video of my bald spot eating your pussy. Bald spot eating. Hey, you are not bitching at all. Oh, my mouth is full. I don't talk my mouth full, man. I'm pretty sure it's blowing bubbles. If you want me to call you bubbles, I'll call you bubbles. I don't care. All I guess is huge wet spot.

A friend of ours from the show, Steven. Yeah, from Steven. I sent Steven a little clip of that. And he's heard Donna talk numerous times about my oral skills. And he watched that and he goes, you my hero i bow at your feet that shortens it up he sent me a literal almost like a page text of how erotic it was and how vince is you know so skilled and i was like oh dude it's just getting deep here i gotta I got to put my boots on. Sounds like I'm getting the boots out of the closet. Yeah, I got to get the boots out.

i was so skilled and i was like oh dude it's just getting deep here i gotta put my boots on see what he didn't know is i was pinching the inside of autumn's thighs it was actually pain and i was up above the hose like spraying it down to make it look like she was squirting that's just That's my normal drool. Is it a normal drool? I'm a window there. I had that beautiful pussy in front of me. I'm like, blah. And actually, that face, if you could read her lips, she's like, get him away from me. That was her pussy lips were saying. She was saying, dear God, well, they were dry heaving.

Pussy lips were dry heaving oh stop it it's like what the fuck oh my god my ribs hurt i really can feel a six-pack right now oh but uh yeah no it's a very erotic uh afternoon i must admit yeah i agree i've never had a coffee eat out like that yeah supposed to be a business meeting yeah oh where's business all right we got down the business yeah i generally have coffee at a a business meeting yeah not in that manner well okay are we going to pick here you know tomato tomorrow what the you know and i i i worked in the corporate world i mean i'm telling you what it's coming to my office soon.

We let Autumn say the opening prayer. She kept saying, oh, God, oh, God. That's all it went down. That was a bunch of a prayer, but I'll take it, you know. If I had rosemary beads, I would have sat there and, you know, said, oh, Mary. She would have actually probably made a little beanie and covered my bald spot with it. Oh, stop. Nope. I'm not going to go there. She's going to run her fingers through my hair. Singular. Unfortunately, hair and hair are singular and plural. Yeah, that's what I said. I had to define what I was singular and plural. Maybe put an S on it and she's got two.

She was going to grab my ears, but she goes, that might fall out too. Oh my God. I'm just shaking my head and rolling my eyes. Can you hear me roll my eyes because I'm rolling them? I can vision it right now. God. Yeah, no, it's kind of erotic that you and Logan were having fun and on the table with us. Are you talking to me? I was having fun with you. No, Logan and I. Well, you weren't specific. Yes. I said you and Logan were talking to you.

All you can see is my head bobbing back and forth because we we just gave up with the video camera aspect because you were busy it was a free-for-all it was a literal cluster and i mean that in the best way possible our friend mickey that was like the total situation our friend mickey who's been on the show and she's going to get into shooting with us shortly she asked me, hey how was the weekend? I said complete debauchery. Complete debaucheries. That's the only way to sum it up. Yes it was. Bodily fluids were exchanged. Just a little bit. A lot of them. Just a little.

Oh, I remember they talked about Autumn's fluorescent orange leggings. Oh yeah, the leggings, yes. I got to see them. Oh my leggings. I want to peel her like an orange. Get to that juicy center. That's right.

If my blood sugar goes up, I wife, it shows off my curse but more i don't know it's it's you know when you go to the gym it's fucking hurts right you don't want to be happy when you're there great colors make me happy i wear leggings like that they ask me to leave to wear anything you want to wear go ahead yeah yeah but if i wear them they ask me to leave well hon you do rock a very nice moose knuckle oh i try very nice at least i tuck them to one side well yeah you know i don't know i kind of like me split them in the middle with the seam yeah i do yeah i like symmetry sit there on the flat bench you know just really like flex them out there oh yeah as you should squat machine make sure it goes up my ass yeah we all love to see that i love to bend over my song pop out the top yeah oh yeah you know yeah yeah do a deadlift or something like that sure oh my god i wear my crop top i wear my sports bra I love when my tramp stamp shows at the back of my leggings.

I just roll it on so many levels. Bust and seams. We're talking about Bust and seams. Bust and seams. I wonder why the gym went out of business. I was always the one there I don't know I guess you're just intimidated by all this that is you what they're intimidated by me no by Vince they're intimidated by Vince because you know his leggings and his loose kn I'm telling you, I bet Vince can rock those leggings. Oh, yeah. You have no idea. Vince, you got no balls. You have no balls. That I have. Actually, he does have balls.

If you don't have a pair of leggings on tomorrow with a video to prove it, you got no balls. If I put them on, you'll see my balls yeah i'm telling you. I think that's what men need to do to get even with all the really heavyset women that go to Walmart and leggings. It's like all us men need to start wearing leggings and wear them two sizes too small. I mean, show them no asses we have and get that moose knuckle going in full effect.

damn man you're on like another level and then i'm gonna go into the into the soda section and have like one of the bottles break open and like pour all over my white leggings oh my look they're see-through oh Oh, and I forgot to wear my thong. Oh my God. Better yet, wear boxers with white leggings so you can see the box just through the leggings. Yeah, and a bright-ass pink thong. I think the bright-ass pink thong would be better. Boxers are just going to bulk up. I'm sure there are some communities I don arrest you. Hey, you're covered.

As long as you're covered, you can wear leggings that are see-through. They can't do anything to you. No, they can't. You're covered. You're covered. Some beaches, like in New Jersey, they actually have a law. You can't wear thongs. You have to have so many square inches of material. You wear cheekies, those cheeky bonkers. Who the hell gets to measure that? Yeah, lucky bastard. I go on the beach, they give me a ticket, they say you need to be fully covered. We're talking burka. I'd be like, you're going to give me a ticket? Where's your tape measured? Make sure you cover every inch, mister.

Jesus. I could be concealing something in there. I'll see you paraphernalia right here in my leggings. Oh, it's in the leggings somewhere. I've got a beach toy. Let's go. I've got a fight for you, officer. Oh, my God. I'm going to die if this actually happened. Am I allowed to fish here? Because I've got a pole. Challenge accepted. I swim on my back. They yell shark.

I think it's russian submarine and the periscope's up that's all i'm saying yeah that's what they say hey don't ruin my dream i'm disagreeing with you that's uh here we go with uh shelly belly again I can direct traffic and leave not using his hands just using his hips i could too i could too but have me a cul-de-sac they'd all be turning around and heading out some kind, my God. It'll be some kind of sack. Well, you know, start that. Oh, my God. I ripped apart. I always see direct traffic. I'd be like that one New York cop, since they're like dances. Yeah, yeah. I'll just do it in a thong.

I don't do it in a thong. Can I get pasties for my nipples? Absolutely. Little tassels. Hey, if these motherfuckers could dance like that for fucking young kids in school, why can't I do it for traffic? Exactly. People will fucking see you. That's for sure. You know what? They are going to stop. They're not going to run red lights they're not going to run red lights or maybe they will to get away from you they're going to turn around going to get therapy i just saw something that i can't unsee i have suicidal thoughts now help me I don't know but anyway I have suicidal thoughts now.

Help me, doctor. I don't know. But anyway. So, anyway, Autumn, with the new discovery of you and Donna, what are some of the things that, I guess, what can some of the footage we're going to be looking to see? Ooh. I would like to. We'll talk to you, too. I was actually. She has all time. Go ahead. Yeah. Shut up. You can talk to Adam. All right. No, I'm going to shut up. Go ahead, then. Tell them your ideas. Oh, yeah, you have ideas. Awesome. No, she does. Really good ideas. Scary good ones. Well, we buy Vince a ticket. We buy Vince a ticket to Miami, and then we can have fun.

You would probably have fun. Go ahead, honey. Logan. No, there you go.

You're the one who wants to set me up as a plumber for like not able to show my feet in a plumbing warehouse so like oh my god I'd love to do like a plumber gets to like come on the scene and donna and iris oh we got a service phone yeah leaky something looking that is using stuff to go to the restaurant so i don't know if you want me to wait until you know that's fine's fine Keep going Okay We just said he has a leaky faucet You know, it could be a leaky faucet You know, the scenario It's going to be like, you know Obviously why we have a plumber there Exactly Hot plumber shows up And guess what?

We get to have a little fun With the plumber because we can't pay the bill. That hasn't all been done. Ask for breath, you know. It looks like it's going to be ask for pain. Logan Barks? Yeah, and then I got like all kinds of shit, man. Do, do you know what I want to see? On a simple level, Donna has never eaten a woman and made her squirt. No. No, I was thinking the closest I ever came was, remember Rhonda? She had that big clit. And I remember Oh, it was huge. Your thing was as big as my thumb. Oh my God. It was as big, literally as big as my thumb. It was like a little mini-like penis.

You can say it as big as my thumb. She had some cancer issues. So she had taken us on steroids for that and it made it grow. It was a little penis. It really was. It really was a little penis. It really had a shape of everything. I'm actually glad you said that. And that was the reason because I have this little, what is that? The tulip, the rose toy. I forgot what it's called. It's like the vacuum thing. Yeah, we're like... The rose, but you put that sucker on the clip, man. Oh, it's a toy. Oh, and those little suction toy things. Yeah, it's like a load. Yeah, I love meaty pussies.

Oh, my God. Yeah. That thing naturally creates a lot of good woman lube. Woman lube. I love that. So do I. We should definitely do some more shows and stuff with different toys. I've never even heard of this. Well, next week, not only will we be shooting video, but they'll be here. So we'll actually, when we record the podcast, we'll actually videotape the podcast. Oh, that'd be fun. Yeah. So maybe she brings that toy, she could demonstrate it on the show. Yeah, because we have one that we use on my clit, and it's nothing. It's really pretty lame. It's like a plastic thing.

It has a little tongue in it. Oh, yeah. It was just a... Yeah, it was a cheap clit sucker. Thanks, Franks, for telling me now. You already got it, and it sucks. No, it didn't. That's the problem. It didn't lick. It didn't suck. It didn't do anything. Sounds like your old boyfriend. Truly, it sounds like my old boyfriend is right. Touche. What do you call me a douche for? I didn't. I said touche. Oh,che. Okay. I didn't say douche. I said touche. God, he's such a jerk. Hold on a second. Autumn, they were talking about the toy. I know. Oh, I thought you were asking. No. No.

Yeah, so bring that toy.

I'm curious to see what it what it does and bring your toolbox to your toolbox i will one side of the truck has logan's tools for work the other side has all her toys yes has autumn's toys tools for work that's not for Logan's tools, that's for her tools absolutely she does have some tools too I do quite a few back when Donna was doing bachelor party, she had a whole gym bag full, it was a duffel bag I had hundreds because i didn't know what we would need i do like a girl goal thing i double-headed dildos and okay and i'm carrying the bag in and sometimes a bag would someone turn on the whole bag it's like what the fuck i had one catch fire well it just kind of like smoked and catch fire.

It was a pulsating one and she clamped down on it. No, I didn't clamp down. I'm a tight pussy and clamped nothing. Okay. Damn. It started to smoke. It was like the old pulsating ones, not the ones that are now. Wait, you were using it while it happened?

Yes yes i was using it uh but it had like a thing inside to make it pulsate it's not like the current ones the newer ones are different and as i'm using it i see this whiff of smoke coming up oh my god that's like your worst fear too it was terrible it was terrible not good not good at all so uh we got rid of that toy right away well it didn't work anymore yeah well that's true it didn't work anywhere but we got rid of it actually funny stories was again this is back in time time when Donna and I were just friends we weren't together at all and we had an office that so like after bachelor parties we go back to the office I mean we had another business doing different things but my mom happened to stop by now in the back of the office was this little kitchenette and like the night before we had done a bachelor party and Donna had washed all her dildos and vibrators and they're sitting in the drying rack I don't know.

this little kitchenette and like the night before we had done a bachelor party and donna had washed all her dildos and vibrators and they're sitting in the drying rack drying my mom walks in the back door of our office and looks in there sees it she goes i have some of those well the first response for me was like no shut up mom i don't want to hear that oh my god i still remember when I found my mom's first fucking building. She told me it was a back massager. I was like, yeah, ew. Yeah, I don't think so. My mom has, and I know where I get it, has no filter. Yeah. And she forgets it.

Is that where you get her from? There's some things you just shouldn't tell your kids.

mean you know my dad is is now passed but he divorced my mom some years ago and a couple years ago we were visiting my mom and donna and i were sitting there my mom just i don't know where the conversation how it went this way my mom goes you know when i used to try to suck your dad's dick it's like no no you know what i would have respected her so much more she had to go straight up with me i would have dropped her right there i wouldn't have even made a face out of my life all right mom see you i'm out but yeah hey don't get me wrong i understand it we all you know enjoy't be here if your mom didn't have a sex drive.

No kidding, really? No, I thought I was laid by a fucking stork. Yep, yep. You think you came out of an egg. She's a fucking genius. But no, you just don't want to hear or think about that. I mean, okay, let's look at the swinging world. Would you want to think of your parents as swingers? Maybe not, but it's the reality. I don't know. What's going on over there? We had a couple of Boston Terriers having a little bit of a disagreement, but it's too subtle. Sounds like demonic. Yeah, it did. Yeah, they can be.

You know, when there's a bone as well yeah yeah we know that we have two dogs in there well maybe logan you'll have you'll hear that with uh you know autumn and donna fighting for your bone i don't know hopefully we'll find hopefully we'll find more models too uh we call stunt dicks stunt dicks I know Mark wants to come back in the worst way well we know a few guys that want to oh every time I mention oh I have another FEMA they're like oh can I join in yeah but we have to run them Yeah, well, yeah. It's like the one gentleman that I sent you a picture and he didn't get back.

Well, he's gotten back to us and Donna has been talking to him. Oh, wow. Who have I been talking to? Was that the gentleman we contacted like 10 years ago? No. Just the other day.

There's a couple of different guys i'm chatting with honey i'm a slut remember right they all sound the same yeah they all kind of i get dick pics on a regular basis i am a slut but um no there was a gentleman that um i contacted uh initially for it met all the criteria of both of you you're looking tattooed has a big penis yes yeah yes initially he had a contact then all of a sudden like he was supposed to call me but he didn't and then he did a couple days later so he got hung up at work or whatever it was yep yep but you've been in touch with him yes so we'll have to see if yes he wants to stop by and meet and if everyone agrees you know we'll be the fuck i mean uh have fun we'll get to work together we'll chain him up in the basement torture i mean uh stop it don't even joke about that well we'll shoot it on video.

Oh, my God. My head hurts already. Oh, my God. See, while she's telling me I'm not getting sex tonight. An hour from now, I could be fucking Vince. An hour from now, I could be fucking him. I better start. Oh, my God. Oh, my head hurts. Oh, you have no idea how much my head hurts. Remember I had a headache yesterday? I still have it. You're the headache. You're the headache. What are you trying to tell me? I think I pretty much said it. She just said it. I don't know if it's worse here. You're really not helping. Did you mute her? You have to draw a picture now. I've seen your pictures.

A piece of advice. If you play Pictionary, don't get Donna on your team. I have an art degree. I should be the best one on the team. She got an effing art degree. I put everything on her penis. She was the smartest kid on the Down Syndrome bus. Her favorite flavor is window. Nothing wrong with that. Window has no calories. Just lick. I love licking window. Anyway. Oh, my God. Make sure you wear your helmet. Yeah. Constantly.

But, yeah, no, hopefully next weekend we'll get some good photos to put up on the different, you know, Twitter and Instagram or whatever and get some good video to, you know. Come along with it. Yeah. Right. So this next weekend it's not going to be a total clusterfuck and a weekend of there'll be clusters of fucking sure yeah well i mean i think you know the second time around everybody's already acquainted so you know it's uh less of you. Less meat and greed. Yeah. Time to go out of business. So you show up and get naked and we're going at it. I mean, working. Yeah.

I'll not even put clothes on that day. Just walk in, get naked, sit on my face. We'll get going. I know. I might get you up in a bathrobe. I got to warm warm her up i can't just let her go have sex without being warmed up that's all i'm saying yeah yeah i agree you know it's very true those thighs aren't going to warm themselves up that's i know i got fluff boys i like my fluff boy i tell logan to fluff me all the time. Fluff me, damn it. Fluff it. Right? Get that pussy wet. Fluff it. No problem, man. Dry pussy's no good. See, he's good. He understands. He's fun.

So, yeah, we'll have to see if we can get maybe get Mickey to show up. You want me to do now yeah please go ahead I think I think her pussy needs some attention right now I think it does too it may not translate well on audio but we'll find out she's very verbal very verbal what are you wearing right now Autumn oh my gosh gosh. I am truly sexy. I got red on today. I got red. I know red. It could be sexy. Well, it's plain Jane, but it's, you know, red sexy cotton song. You still want to bang it up. A red, you know, cotton sexy song.

She looks like she's going to drive some soccer, soccer mound van right now. But in a classic way. But I'll tell you what, I'd better shut out of those meals any day, even that soccer long pants i was on sex Pantle for like 10 hours today Green t-shirt I put my flannel pants on too I ain't getting a message She parades around the house all day When I'm green t-shirt i put my flannel pants on too she parades around the house all day when i'm at home sexy bra and panties for texting and video chat i come home she gets dressed in flannel what am i to it? Yeah, the sun goes down, babe.

Did, like, as soon as I come home, the heat got shut the fuck off? And she puts on a million clothes. Yeah. Wow. And then she has a headache. Yeah. That's amazing. Jesus. Come on, man. Wow. Let me see. Good thing I'm not too smart. I don't see what the difference is.

Good thing I'm not too smart i don't see what the difference is oh it's a shame when i come home things happen like that i'm so sorry i must bring the cold hair with me i am sorry you're a pain in my ass i can tell you that i can't wait till you see where my fist goes now you'll say it let's leave it as a surprise me fist up my ass if you guys open your window in about an hour you're gonna hear donna yell all the way to where you live she didn't yell when i was in there you didn't put that was on the menu you have to wear your osha-approved vest and helmet you can climb in that man before i go in you have to wear a manhole repelling things like the tripod with the once you pop the lid you have to let the methane escape for like the first half hour well this is my butt after all man this is a lot of red paint for darma's ass oh yeah they gotta put their city you have to get city permits before you can pop the lid i'm so happy it's done with that we have to reroute traffic you have to get the flagger companies out there to get traffic to reroute around the neighborhood they have to have their horses out there it says you know men working the neighbors drive by go what's going on here oh well we're operating we're doing some work on donna's ass oh again i can see you're well versed in confined space it's not so confined it's just pretend it makes it feel good i can only get one shoulder at a time look how tight that is honey geez how many times did you need to be rescued yeah well i wear an air pack hip waders shit i get lost in all i'm supposed to i should bring an air pack we're thinking about free diving in there you know so do they call it spelunking like halfway down throw a parachute and see if it opens you know i hope it does could be a crash landing that base jumping.

That's what I wanted to say. Base jumping? You're a base jumper? Yeah. I opened my wife's ass. I'd jump in. Jump out? One time, a shoot didn't open. I had to go to my reserve shoot before I hit the bottom. I hope it was a soft landing. It was messy. I gave her eight of the eight and a half. This was almost the end of me. But at least it's a good-looking ass. I hope you're having fun at my expense. We are. Okay, that's good. They were laughing at me earlier, so it's your turn. It's my turn. Yeah, it's mine. I'm good with that. We don't know them that well yet, so it'll be their turn eventually.

Oh, eventually. We're both over here laughing on our ass. I'm sorry. You know, Autumn, you have to stop laughing. We don't want that ass to laugh. We don't want that to come off. No, I'm keeping good guard of it. Keep your hands on that. Next weekend, we'll get together. We'll shoot a whole bunch of stuff. Do a podcast and a video. Maybe what we ought to do is see if we can even stream it someplace. That would be hot. We'll have to see what we can do. Do some homework between now and then. We're not really sure what that means, Vince.

What we have to do is we'll have to see if we can broadcast it out to your mini vid site or our mini vid site. We could do it to both, possibly. Yeah, we know. We're just kidding. That's a possibility. I was thinking that. I'd like to start a mini-vid site or a OniFans one just for the podcast. Yeah. Just for the podcast? Yeah, just to do a live stream when we do it. Interesting. That is in her. No, no, we haven't taken our site out as far as we're still maneuvering in there. Yeah. Well, again, that'll be part of what we do next weekend, too.

We'll get together and we'll get everything down, make sure everyone can find where they can see all the sexy stuff of both of you together and alone. Yeah, I agree. And, um, you know, we'll have to see about maybe getting another stunt dick here.

So, you know, while one's recovering, you two can be defiling the other one oh that would be interesting and i'll just be the fat ugly you know manager on the side guys go get them guys cheerleader go get them guys stop the photographer got the maxi sunday i'm here the tiniest little while in right now oh my god i'll bring you some new tools for your tool bag how's that okay uh-oh and then then we can talk about what you received on podcast all right I'll hold you to it I'll hold you to it you're so fucked you're so fucked you don't see my horns my horns are coming out my calendar's ahead to Sunday now.

I think tomorrow is Sunday. This is that week that has two Sundays in it. There's no time like Sunday. There's no time like Sunday. No. But. Yeah. Yeah. She's gone into her red closet. I ain't seen in there before. I'm not allowed. Uh-oh. Yep. True fact. We have a real problem here. I'm out of bourbon. Uh-oh. Yep. True fact. We have a real problem here. I'm out of bourbon. Uh-oh. He's going to get very angry if he doesn't get his compliment. I need more bourbon. The bourbon hasn't outweighed my pain yet. Uh-oh. We're in trouble. Yeah. So, want to wrap this up here? We killed 50 minutes.

It seemed like five minutes, didn't it? Yeah, it seemed like 10 minutes, maybe. Meantime, people listening to it. Jumping off a building, killing those cows. But yeah, next week it should be a lot of fun. I'm looking forward to it. Absolutely. So again, so to find if you're looking, we're going to finish hooking up Autumn's website this week. That's going to be hotautumn.com. You'll be able to go there and find out where you can see her with all her things. Hopefully maybe tomorrow morning I can get that hooked up, which by the time they hear this podcast, that'll be hooked up. Amazing. Yay!

You have to send me, again, I'm sure it's in the group text we have, but send me another link to all my links. So I can hook that directly to that website. And again, to see the stuff for Donna, which will be hotwifedonnalyn.com, which you'll find this podcast.

You'll find, and you guys are going to have to see the stuff for Donna which will be hotwifedonnalyn.com which you'll find this podcast you'll find and you guys are going to have to add the podcast to all my links because you're on it so you should add that and then we will get that out there and everybody can see the podcast, see videos of them alone and together and you can see how poor Logan's's gonna have to suffer for his art we're all artists here you know right it's a terrible thing when you have two hot women like sucking your dick at the same time or one sitting on your dick one sitting on your face it's a horrible horrible thing no man should go through it no man should i don't know if there's anything Worse than that than like several hot dicks that we have to then sure what's i'm saying i i'm just i'm glad you're there to take one for the team logan that's all i'm saying yeah you know he hey you know what you You know, he got that military background you know you don't ask why i do as i'm told don't have to like it just have to do it don't have to like it just have to do it in this case you'll like it but yeah and you'll always like it i guess then'm pardoned put them in hold yeah yeah if you ever get to the point where you don't like two women you have to sit there and go okay something's really wrong with me right i got two beautiful women having their way with me think of a scenario that you would say you hate that but the caveat has to be has to be two beautiful women you can't just yeah two women you go to walmart pick up you know two 400 pounders no you know no but i'm saying the two of you two very sexy hot women what you know i'd be like yeah you guys came at me it'd be uh well we're done because me and be, uh, well, we're done.

I went through the scenario in my head and, uh, it's gone. It was great. Thank you. I appreciate it. You have a wet spot. Yeah. Thanks. Oh my God. I can change my underwear again. You guys give me six hours. I'll be ready to go again. give me six hours. I'll be ready to go again. I'll be 57 soon. Give me a break. End of the month, I'll be 57. I need my candle blown out. Is that what you call it whatever you want That's a Rodney Dangerfield moment there. I get no respect. Nobody does it better than Vince does. Vince, you're good.

Don't worry yeah but she actually hit me with that while we were I was like, what the fuck did you say? She started laughing. I was bald deep inside her. She started bald. Oh, my God.

she started laughing I was bald deep inside her and she started oh my god she started cracking up it was just a prime moment it was great next time you're fucking autumn I need you to pump it twice really hard for me and go that was for Vince because that's all I would have gotten I'm a two pump jump and go okay that was for Vince the rest is all mine alright I got it I'll take care of it but i'm not gonna do it right off i'm gonna let her swim here for a little bit you gotta make her want to have me like come on give me me vince's dick no not yet not yet no no no you gotta hear one vince's dick you know all right no and somewhere when she's like when she's totally disinterested when i'll hit her with it yeah i'll hit her with it at the hottest sex yeah yeah what you gotta do is like here's what you do is you gotta like run something by her like hey did you remember to get this at the grocery store and she's like no i she's like, no, I forgot.

Then you go, those two pumps were for Vince, because she would be disinterested if it was me. But the problem is, she never forgets those things. Well, yeah. So, but, yeah, just do two pumps all I need. Two pumps, they're all you need. I'll just give it to her when she's like about to like blow her load well actually your your dick to mine yours is like one pump is like five of mine so you know that would be like a record for me so if you do two pumps dude i'm fucking i'm a stallion Ha ha ha definitely not pointing. Alright, so how real do you want me to make it?

Should it be like a quarter of a bump point you're going to think in this next time you're going to her and you're going to start laughing and she's going to laugh because she knows what you're thinking let me like yeah and then you get distracted and that'll be it yeah yeah logan starts laughing And starts laughing and they're gonna go that's great it's good to be a cartoon character she came out of nowhere I was back in her doggy style I was just sticking her head back now if she reaches back and sticks a finger up your ass logan she's gonna go yeah it's a hard no for me too but you know If know if we had a safe word that's my safe word vince is your safe word to stop sex you say vince yeah if something's going wrong and you want to stop any sexual activity yell vince i was afraid it's going to premature ejacuate but you said Vince so I was good but I'm good more time oh my god but anyway anyway oh crap we're gonna keep on talking then good little soldier if i get any if i get lucky i'll go upstairs and disappoint the shit out of donna oh yeah you will you'll be so good at it nobody disappoints me like you do i'll leave her wanting more definitely wanting more is your coffee pop book that don't help anymore really yeah no We haven't done coffee in a while ourselves.

Yeah, actually, it would be good because you get... I have to get decaf. Yeah, I have to get decaf at our age. I love it a little bit. Drink caffeine, right? Yeah, I know. At this age, if I have caffeine after 2 o'clock, I'm up until like 2, 3 in the morning, so I can't do caffeine. I'm old. That's when you hit Netflix. You hit Netflix. Yeah. That's why I drink bourbon. It doesn't help Bruce, actually, but it helps me. It helps me. It's easier for me to visualize somebody I'm attracted to.

Hey, I'll put the bag on my head i don't have a problem with that i put the ziploc over here and try to zip it up and she's like i can't breathe i was like yeah The problem is what? Yeah, that's not good.

zip walk over and try to zip it up and she's like i can't breathe i was like yeah the problem is what yeah that's not good we get around a lot about you know our relationship for each other i'll kill you in your sleep it's kind of like the War of the Roses kind of that's why I took all the bullets out of the guns I'm glad I'm glad you did that I changed all the pillows in the house to those donuts you have for the airplane to we were about to buy a giant penis-shaped pillow for a lot of years okay let's say i could see a big penis personally but that's me well we didn't buy it because it was so intimidatingly large i'd buy that big large penis for donna and'd wake up and I'd be like, where is it?

It's in my ass. It's like, what? That was in my ass. Donna, it looks like you gained weight overnight. Where's that pillow, by the way? She farts when she wears a thong and she farts it's like when you have a piece of grass between your thumbs and you blow it as a kid. Hey, my butt's very talented. Hey, how much credit do y'all got at the local sex shop? We got like so much free shit. They know us by name. You have frequent buyer miles, huh? Yeah. Yeah, but we get like mid-free sister shop in there. We found a playmate at the local I don't know.

we found a playmate at the local uh adult bookstore we did yeah remember the that that black gentleman young guy no he just happened to work there he worked there we didn't meet him there we didn't meet him there just yeah we did because he worked there we were buying stuff we struck up a conference. Yeah, yeah, I remember because I bought that red negligee. Yeah, we did, because we worked there. We were buying stuff. We struck up a conference. Yeah, yeah, I remember. Because I bought that red negligee thing there. We started talking, and he's like, yeah. I think Stry Roddison's son, but yeah.

He does not. I still have it. Okay. You asked. I thought we met him on the swing or something. No, no, we met him at the adult bookstore. I remember talking to him. He gave him a card and everything. And he contacted us. You don't remember that? Oh, my God. How do you not remember that? I remember meeting him there, but I thought we met him on the adult. I didn't.

Maybe you had contacts before, but that's the first time I met him was at the adult I didn't maybe you had contacts before but I that's the first time I met him was at the adult bookstore so okay that was interesting we're just talking about going to work at an adult store so wait so you guys have a is it a pretty good adult bookstore you got what's that so the place where you guys get the toys is actually pretty good or Thank you. Wait, so you guys have a, is it a pretty good adult bookstore you got? What's that? So the place where you guys get the toys is actually pretty good, or?

I mean, it's pretty good for how close it is. Okay, because we found, like, a lot of the ones around here, they got shitty stuff. Yeah, I'm not happy. This one doesn't have a large selection, but it has, like, enough but it has enough where if you don't want to drive further, this place is reasonable. Yeah. That would be an interesting dynamic. Send the two of you and Autumn into an adult bookstore to see the parade of guys who either follow you out of the store or run into the booths to jerk off. Actually, believe it or not, nobody comes near her when I stand.

I mean, I don't mean to sound like an asshole. I'm not the kind of guy, but nobody will come near her or even look at her if I'm next to her. No, it's the same way with me. Yeah. I mean, you and I are not not small people so um and i mean you're not fat but you know you're we're both tall pretty tall yeah larger frame people so yeah i'm actually i think she'd kick my ass i'd pay well for her I'm paying her so well for that. What do you think she'd charge me to kick my ass? Probably quite a bit. She could have crushed your skull when your face was down between her legs. I had the fantasy.

She could have done it right down there. Your life would have been over. That's how you want to go. Going between a beautiful woman's thighs, I'd be... If he cramps up on me before, I had to pull him apart. He's pretty tight. Pretty tight, yep. We were practicing, you know, the 007. Of course. You were practicing. You didn't tell me nothing about this. I found out. You were fine. I lived. There were some things going on with... You enjoyed it. There were some things I was doing with Autumn. I'm surprised she didn't kill me.

yeah she was very tough and after we talked afterwards I don't know if I would try that again not that she didn't enjoy it but you know I might have to submit a permission slip first or life insurance I'll put my suicide note out and then I'll try it. Being a sound mind body, I have nothing to live for. Therefore, I am trying this with Autumn. You don't understand. When she said she was going to bring some tricks, she gave me a look. And I know that look. Uh-oh. Treats. I'm going to bring him some treats. Treats? Look, she's giving me. Yeah. Okay. I guess we'll have to wait.

See, what I would like to try with Autumn, if I get the luxury, if I get the pleasure of trying that again, is I would like to tease her until she begs me to lick her quit i would love to see her beg you yeah i would love to i don't think she'll beg me she's just grabbing my fucking the five hairs i have left and go lick my pussy motherfucker which at that point i will come in my pants probably it's not a bad thing no what coming in my pants or her grabbing my head well either No, it's not a bad thing yeah no what coming in my pants or her grabbing my head well either not a bad thing yeah sure we tolerate your so much and then she'll take your hair yeah oh stop hello fresco and i'll use more than one finger.

So these toys you're bringing, let's just say they go wild and they go exploring places. So maybe I just don't normally let things go. Oops, look where that one went. Oh my God, it's stuck on high it's gonna be there for a little bit seems you're right for sitting on them wow jesus christ look my nipples are all hard now. That's just nasty. So nasty. Oh, makes me want to dance in front of a kindergarten. Oh, my God. That's horrible. Call me Joe Biden, please. Oh, stop.

He doesn't need any more we now broke the hour more yeah we need to wrap this up man it's going overboard yeah we gotta eat our chili's chili we made chili i made chili tonight oh okay i thought you i thought you got like takeout from chili's restaurant oh no no no i made chili yeah chef boy rd with this hell yeah nothing wrong with that as long as she doesn't have the mustache I'm good or a nut stack the nut stack is a deal breaker too there's something about I go down on a woman and her penis is in the way I hate that like what do I do now?

She promised me there was a pussy down here underneath this penis somewhere. I'm not sure where. It's got to be here. Found the asshole. Somewhere in the area.

Well, at least the cocks get hard hard so it's getting out of the way god damn it's starting to rain anyway all right we have to go oh yeah we know it's gotten away overboard yeah i still don't have it yeah and for those who doubt it there is no script this is just oh just as it rolls welcome to the inside of my fucking people head it's scary it's very funny scary yeah i agree 100% and i don't do drugs that's the scary part you imagine if i did drugs Speak for yourself. We smoke weed proudly. That they do. The studio just stops smelling like pot. if I did drugs? Speak for yourself.

We smoke weed proudly. That they do. The studio just stops smelling like pot. Yeah, we have to figure out some kind of exhaust system. We can pipe one in. We can pipe in an exhaust system. Oh, you know what? I can get stuck. Oh, yeah. Duck porn. Duck porn. What can you do? Oh, yeah. That's another one of our ideas.

i can get stuck oh yeah oh that's boring what can you do oh yeah that's another one i think it's stuff yeah stuffed okay how do you mean it like in the dryer like stuck in the dryer well i could get stuck in the duct system oh yeah i've seen a bunch of videos like that where someone's like oh yeah they locked themselves out of the house they're crawling in the window and they're stuck and oh they're their two teenage sons have to come by and like oh my stepmom's stuck in the window hey let's fuck her right that's how that works kind of erotic like we wanted to do something like that in the back of my pickup like donna be in the back of the back of my pickup with some guy now i have a cap on my truck and she would have her like face it wasn't stuck but she'd like have her like we put a camera in the cab shooting her looking through the opening and we put a camera in the back of the cab so like you could see the guy fucking her back there but you'd see her face like talking to me she's getting fucked right yeah that will work oh he's the idea guy yeah the possibilities are endless yeah pretty much well if you want me involved it's gonna have to be a free talk Thank you.

Oh, he's the idea guy. Yeah, the possibilities are endless. Yeah. Well, if you want me involved, it's going to have to be a free fall cat. Yeah. Well, we'll work it out. Sometimes logistics are a hassle. We'll negotiate the contracts. We can cut a fun roof in. We can lift the truck. We can lift the truck. All right. I got to go to work. Yeah. This sucks. I don't know. All right. It's your show. Remember, it's...

Hi, I'm Donna Lynn win this is my hot wife podcast all right guys wanted to sign off so we can close this bad boy up they're not saying good night so anyway so yeah for for logan and for autumn go you're gonna go go to hotautumn.com and you'll see the links to all the sites where you can find them and keep checking that because you're going to see Autumn having more and more sites to, to see what her adventures are. And for you, I'm hot wife, Donna Lynn.com. And that's all the platforms I'm on and all the happy stuff. So with that, I'm going to say good night, everybody. Good night, guys.

We'll talk to you tomorrow. Good night. Good night. Bye. Good night. Good night.