Glory Hole Fun

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Speaker1: reflect that of the opinion of the Hot Wife Podcast's owners, agents, or representatives. This podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice. Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast, where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. Should we change it to neurotic? Yes. You know what? That's good. Okay, introduce yourself. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my neurotic hot wife podcast. Yeah, I like that. It has a ring to it. And, of course, I'm here with my awesome but also neurotic husband, Vince. Very neurotic. Well, maybe you are erotic, and I am neurotic. I don't know about that. Part of me are necroptic. What's it with your body's rotting away? I'm not sure what that would be. Necrotic? What's the word for it? Necrotic. Yes, necrotic. Yes, I might do it. Anyway, how are you doing? Good, how are you? Didn't get to see you. I know, haven't seen you all day. 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It's in the back of our bedroom, which isn't weird. But the weird part is they actually put an outside door to it. Which is really weird. Yeah, but we're also one of the few people in the world that has an in-ground swimming pool in their front yard. Yeah, so that's... But again, our house is built into a hill, so our house is probably 60 feet above the pool. Yeah. And back a ways, and our house is 70 feet above the street. But anyway... And back a ways. So we have a door from our bedroom, obviously, into the bathroom. The bathroom was a complete mess when we got here. We have other bathrooms in the house. We tended to use them because they were in better shape. Yeah, this one was just nasty from the get-go. It hasn't been a high priority for us. Nah. So one day, whether it was you or myself i don't know i'm not don't care came up with the concept of why don't we put a glory hole in that door we're going to replace it anyway we have the new door it's a whole different style door and everything else why don't we just put a glory hole in there and just use it and use maybe we'll shoot some video with it or whatever so uh we have right now we have like duct tape and stuff over so if someone does come over I don't know. glory hole in there and just use it and use maybe we'll shoot some video with it or whatever so uh we have right now we have like duct tape and stuff over so if someone does come over who is like my daughters or something and they go you know if they just saw the hole they go what's the hole in the door for it and we'd have to you know kind of well even now if it's covered we go wow got mad and i put my foot through the door you know or whatever it's about the same height and be about the same size as my foot go through the door. Right, but it's also nice and rounded. It's not, like, smashed. Well, that's why we put duct tape. You can't see it now. Right. But you see the hole. You see it patched up, but you don't. So over the last year, been about a year. Well. For the glory hole. For the glory hole, yeah, about the last year. Yeah yeah one of the things we haven't talked about with that glory hole we've done a couple um mystery man things with that glory hole well let's give him the backstory of the mystery man if we i know we've talked about before go ahead talk okay i'd say 20 it's got to be 20 years ago now. You had a, yeah, one of the guys that contacted us through the Swinger website we were on came to the house. I was blindfolded, and I proceeded to have a really good time with him. I didn't know his name. I don't even think he even spoke a whole lot. I don't remember. That was part of the whole deal was he was to speak minimally minimally so um i had fun with him i remember i had like yeah i i found found my way around his cock pretty easily though yeah so i really had some fun with him we had a you know good time playing and now is that before the two mystery men i believe so okay i believe so yeah one time i had we told that story but yeah let me let me start with this one so this gentleman we had a good time and he came and you know i'm still blindfolded i didn't take it off he showed up he showed up and he came and then we didn't he didn't come no i thought he did no he had to come back and and finish up or what was he was supposed to i was supposed to oh i thought he did dick in you for a little bit but he didn't fuck you really i don't remember i thought he did i thought we just had a great video oh see you have the video see that's the problem i can't so um anyway but we can't use it we have no release that's fine anyway i thought we had like you know maybe i'm thinking about the two other mystery men that ended up coming but anyway they fucked and came yeah and so after he left that was it we never saw him again i never found out who this guy is to this day i don't i have no idea who this person is i couldn't even tell you who he is no no so we did another somebody i met we met or i met via the one website i thought it was the one website he was relatively local i don't remember exactly where but relatively local and i had put the scenario in front of him of being a mystery man coming over and i wanted it to be a multi-part series to come over and tease you and everything else and and get your motor running oh this was that the teasing one that's why there wasn't a teasing one that uh now it's not supposed to be any penetration and everything else but um and i think i mean he i think he had to a little bit i can understand it yeah but uh so anyway you could talk talk about that but the second one with the two mystery guys we found out they're supposed to have like similar body types to the pictures on the profile yes well that didn't work out so well but i was blindfoldeded, so I couldn't tell anyway. So that was fine. But the funny thing is, afterwards, I did find out who they were, and they both had the same name, which is also hysterical. So, but that was really a lot of fun because even though their body types were supposed to be similar and they really weren't, one was a little more. One had gained some weight. Right, since his picture was taken from the website. Not a big deal. One worked out more, and one gained more weight. Well, I think so. They were actually kind of. Both nice guys. Both nice guys, but kind of opposite. But that worked out really kind of fun because, like, in my eyes, I couldn't tell. Their body types did seem similar to me and their cock sizes were similar backing up in these mystery man things you're blindfolded yes i just said i was blindfolded i couldn't see driving home that point oh yeah i'm absolutely you can't see you're blindfolded on a mystery man scenario right i'm always blindfolded they come in while you're blindfolded yeah and then they leave and i'm still blindfolded you don't get to take your blindfold off until they have left the property right exactly so and i'm i'm one of those kind of people you know how some people when it comes to christmas presents they like they have to peek there to find out i'm not that person if i'm blindfolded i don't want to know half the fun is me just is a discovery i don't like christmas morning like oh i'm not one of those people like what did you get me for christmas what did you get me for christmas no i don't want to know i want the surprise i will win and then she bitches at you and you buy her something oh yeah don't buy me what you spend the money for most women like this is all you got me she's like you spent money i'm sorry that different subject that's a yeah i am weird that way but that's one of many well you married me then he's the weird one here okay go ahead go ahead do it just yeah no hot wife podcast one though that's what that's the hot husband podcast that's what i meant what did i say hot wife hot wife hot husband anyway so when i'm blindfolded i don't try to peek i don't try to i i want the surprise i want the discovery i want to be able to be devoid of that that sense that sensory deprivation. I want that so I can feel and discover other things with other parts of my body. And when we make love, you like to wear a blindfold so you can pretend I'm somebody else. Well, I just put a bag over your head. That's fine. That works. And you put a mask on you. So just take no chances. I want to make sure there's no chances there. Windows are closed. Ceiling fans off. Nothing Nothing's blowing anything off. She puts a gag in me and says, don't talk. I don't want to hear your voice. That's why I have those extra ball gags. We're going to be kinky tonight. Yeah, I'm only going to put one ball gag in you tonight, not two. Do not speak. Finish your story. Go. anyway it was it was a lot of fun because I had two guys and they had parts of them were similar and according to
Speaker2: you know
Speaker1: like cock size they were very similar that way even the body parts but it was fun I really had a good time
Speaker2: with them
Speaker1: and you know and then they left and I well you know who the one is yeah I ended up did you play with the other one too again later i don't remember i almost think you did no you know what in that one i think about three quarters of the way through you pulled the mask off no i couldn't i could not i had my, so I could not take it off. Okay. So you really only knew the one then. Right. The other one, I don't. He never came back. I think he was supposed to. Somehow, I think he did. Oh, jeez. That was another one that was. I think he did another time. That was like. He came back solo one time. That was like 17 years ago. Yeah. Because I had my LASIKs done 17 years ago- yeah it was a while back so the memories and it's so good but it was still a lot of fun and i would you know we we kept talking about that whole um how erotic it is to have first of all having the sensory taken away and then having just somebody come in who you don't know who it is and have you know mess around with them and play with them and then have them leave so you don't know who that is either either you don't know who it is until much later or you in one case i never found out who it was at all yeah it's just to this day i i have no record neither of us no not a clue but at least you have a video and we have to introduce him to his son okay stop okay that's not even funny so true you know so when we built this this whole glory hole thing it already allowed us to have that separation but we we didn't do it the concept of the mystery man no but one of the one of the lures i think of glory holes in general like at adult bookstores or wherever you might find one yeah is that it's a it's a dual purpose thing it's whoever is putting their dick through the hole doesn't know who right or what exactly sucking their dick right and the person sucking that dick doesn't know who uh-huh it knows what but doesn't know who who is sucking their dick they don't know who that dick is yeah whose dick that is yep exactly so there is that that mystery part in that aspect sure so we just kind of combined them a little bit more and created the glory hole mystery man scenario. Well, we just took it out of being in a public place that could get raided and busted. Yeah, exactly. To someone where I go find somebody and get them to agree to it. Right. Because we had done, this is years and years and years ago, we had created a glory hole and we had one of our friends be on the other side and that was kind of fun i mean i knew who it was so it wasn't like a total mystery but it was still fun and that was a long time ago but when we get done telling this whole story we ought to talk about the uh what's that the confessional i built oh that's a whole so we'll get to that which let's finish the story yeah the, let's finish the confessional. The confession was fun, though. That was a whole lot of fun. So we built this glory hole in our bedroom. Well, it's part bathroom. Part bathroom, part bedroom. So if you're on the Mystery Man would be in the bedroom side, and I could literally come in through the bathroom side and never see him.
Speaker2: It could actually happen the other way. I could actually bring them in through the outdoor entrance into the bathroom. Right, and I could be on the other side.
Speaker1: It doesn't matter. And again, because it would be easier for them to leave. That way they're not messing with the dogs. That's true, too. There's always the logistics of the dogs. Next time, I'll have to have them come in through the bathroom. But we didn't this time. He was actually on the bedroom side, which is actually a little warm the bedroom side which is actually two times we've done the mystery man well technically one was not as mystery but yes okay but so in this particular case sure i'll do one i'll just explain the one I was in the bathroom side, and, you know, it's kind of dingy. So it really is kind of like a glory hole thing because it is kind of dingy. We demoed the bathroom. We just haven't finished it or started it other than demoing. So it kind of feels like you're in an old seedy fucking gas station bathroom. Yeah, because there's just a toilet and a tub. And that's about it. That's it. Some bare walls. Yeah, and some bare walls. Not even drywall. Just stunts. Yay, it's awesome. But so we have a little milk stool there. So I would sit down there. We put like a little light on top of me so I can actually see because it's not great. Dep of day but yeah yeah but yeah usually it's you know kind of dark and stuff so we have a light there so i can actually see what's going on but you know then you know this mysterious cock comes out through this hole and like it's funny because you can hear things on the other side and you can hear him like moving around and stuff you're trying to get that information okay what is he doing what is he doing now and then you can feel him like or hear him like bump up against the door and all of a sudden this big cock comes through in this case it was a big cock big black cock i was like oh well hello there you know that narrows it down to some people but the thing is you don't know if it's someone you know it's true you know someone that you don't know exactly and you might not ever meet again i know all the guys that i play with that are black i know they're cocks intimately yeah i have video of that do you really think there's a question do you honestly think that if i got together let's say four just for a number if i got four guys together that you've played with all the same color okay all the same i said okay here's four white guys here's four black guys okay and you couldn't see their faces or anything all you saw was their cocks do you think you could identify who's who this cock is this guy this cock is this guy it'll be hard because i hope it would be for your sake difficult i mean it would it would be difficult there there might be some nuances that'd be different and i know there's there's two black guys i've played with and when i'm editing the videos I literally cannot tell whose cock is whose they're that similar now one guy's a little thicker so yeah i could probably tell when it's when they're in your face and you have multiples you know again that in the in the video aspect you have fewer blacks than you have whites true okay so let's just stick with the whites whites okay for simplicity's sake so if i got together four white guys that you've played with okay and i just pick them at random i'd say and you know do you think i mean they might be different sizes they might be like sizes do you think you could oh they're different sizes than i would know not necessarily because you wouldn't know how long ago you played with him or when the last time well that's your dick grew then well i'm just saying i mean there might be guys that you know you might not have played within years and you know oh see oh that would be that would be very interesting that would be interesting game to play i don't think i would do well but it shouldn't be fun Name That Pen penis can i do tonight's contestant is donna lynn donna lynn hails from outside philadelphia her hobbies are dick sucking anal intercourse and cream pies cream pies that would be interesting there would be some guys I could definitely tell, and there's a few of them that are all kind of the same size and stuff, and they would be more interchangeable. I don't want to say the word interchangeable, but that part of them could be kind of interchangeable. Now, cum loads. Oh, there's a couple that stand out. That's different that's definitely a different attribute there but um it'll be difficult but just like you know pussies if you if you had like uh four women you know unless there's like something that's totally you know totally different between them and the women are basically the same size it's not like a real skinny woman and a very large woman they're they would look pretty much the same unless one is like you know really really different like i'm thinking like i'm going back to the house party yeah i mean okay and now as i get through it all their pussies are different that that different? They're different, yeah. I mean, I take notice. But, like, the one woman I played with for the first time, the older woman, that was the softest skin. Oh, that's what you said, yes. See, that's different. The softest skin around a pussy, it was almost, it was incredible. And then there's the one woman there who has bigger, meatier lips than I've played with in a long time. Wow, so there you go. Then there's one who has it all pierced up. Well, that's, see, that's a dead giveaway there. But again, that's, you know. You know, tattoos, piercings, there's a dead giveaways. Unless you're, well. Well, there's no tattoos on them right that i've seen but um yeah but in general i mean thighs are a bigger giveaway than the pussy to me that's interesting yeah every woman's got different size thighs i suppose you're right but it depends on the outer lips i guess yeah the outer lips is uh um yeah because i take notice of it oh yeah you're right down there in there it's like i'm you you are memorizing every baby you're tongue deep okay anyway back to your story. No, I'm all distracted here. Thank you. I'm so distracted. You don't want to talk about penises. You should be distracted. Well, I definitely am.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: So, like, when you're sitting there and you're, like, the anticipation of what's going to happen and this long, thick, you know, pretty large black penis comes, you know, snaking through the hole. It's like, whoa, hello there. It wasn't, you know, instinctively, I'm like, I got to suck on that. You put your turban on. Yeah, I got my little flute. Your little clarinet or whatever the fuck that thing is. Little flute thing. Fly it and it comes out and there's a spitting cobra well it does spit it takes time but yeah it does so you know and you know when i was uh now are you afraid of breaking your nose slamming into the into the door the hole was actually oblong so we we kind of made it knowing there would be different size guys different height different height guys yeah we can't we can't can't accommodate length you know you can't invite a guy with a one inch or two inch cock because he won't get through the door you won't get through the door but you'll get splinters in your cheek or he'll get splinters in his dick i'm not sure which but it's like it's more like um an oval like a large oval to accommodate shorter guys as well as taller guys now this guy was if he had been even an inch taller he probably couldn't have used our glory hole he was super we didn't know but i've you know we we built the hole as a generic hole yeah just guessing like okay it should be about well you kind of like stood there i'm like well okay my dick's about here and i'm you know almost six foot ish so you know if i make it a little bit bigger a little bit smaller to accommodate people within a certain range yeah so that's what there's not a lot of men your size that come to the hole that i have to cut it down like you know foot off the ground there's actually two holes one's an upper one and then the one door with two sections so we tried to accommodate but you can tell like his cock was like all the way up at the top of the hole, like the top part of the hole. So I know that he was pretty tall. So like, you know, and sucking on it was kind of fun because it came up and I could hear him like muffled to the other side. I could hear his like moans and stuff. So I knew he was liking it. And I could, I could feel like, I felt like he had his hands like on the side of the door because door because I could feel it, like, his hands, like, bump against it. Well, I still think we should mount, like, two handles. Like, you talked about that before. Our bedroom's going to be a little. Well, if you're trying to stand, and again, if you're having your dick through a hole, you kind of want to get as close to, you know, you want to have as much of your dick as you can right exactly exactly you know so and standing up against the door you're naturally not going to have your balance so if we had something to hold on to right right so something if we keep you know keep a door there for a little longer we'll have to maybe mount some handles on there for it that's gonna get a ratchet get a ratchet things like strap them up against the door so they can't fall off. There you go. Oh, my God. You're always thinking of all kinds of little apparatus to have sex with. I think you tie in the bondage thing to it. Oh, there you go. That might be interesting. Ratchet me, baby. But anyway, go ahead. So I'm sucking on his cock and I can, like I said, I can hear him to the other side and he's like i get i'm starting to like taste the pre-cum that he's oozing out from his cock and i know that he's you know starting to really enjoy it and you know and i'm i'm trying to suck on him as deeply as i can even though i threw this glory hole and i can only you can only go it's kind of a tease because you can't deep throat him as much as you want to because you have the thickness of the door so but you you have to worry about puke here you gotta worry about splinters splinters that's why we have the duct tape so that's kind of fun and i can hear him on that side i'm sucking on him i'm playing with his balls i'm trying to get my face down there to lick his balls and run my tongue around them and you know it's like kind of like slap my face with his cock because it's like you know right there it's like all i see is his cock i give it all the attention that i can give it and i'm running my tongue around the head of his cock and up and down the shaft and swallowing him like as deeply as i can try to get my face right in there you know as as deep as i can and like suck on his balls and play with them and yummy that was so much fun i just love doing that that was a lot of fun yeah apparently i don't think he hated it oh no i don't think he hated it. Oh, no, I don't think he hated it too much. Not even a little bit. So. Mm-hmm. Now, do you know if that was somebody who you had played with before? I don't think so, no. That was a whole different topic. I'm not letting you on, so. Don't, I don't want to know. I have no intention of letting you know. Oh, that's good, because I don't want to know.
Speaker2: It's hefty. It is.
Speaker1: It's hefty about us.
Speaker2: It is.
Speaker1: I talked about, like, one of my fantasies is always to have, like, you know, it can't happen today with cameras and shit.
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker1: You know, even elevator. You hit the stop button on the elevator. It sets off the alarm system for the whole building, you know? But it was always that thing, you get in the elevator, and a woman either is in there or gets in there, and she stops it, and she comes over and just starts making out with you and you wind up fucking in the elevator. You get dressed, you know, and once you're both dressed, she hits the start button. It goes, she gets off and you're like, you never talked. You don't know her name or anything about her. And it's kind of erotic, you know. You know, it could even be like you're in a park. Right. And you're you're sitting there you know in a park and all of a sudden this woman comes up and says come with me and she grabs you by the hand takes you over into the woods and fucks your brains out and then she leaves like who the fuck was that not important that is a wonderful fantasy but i don't think that could happen in this world. No. But, you know, majority of fantasies can't. You know, that's why they're fantasies. That's why they're fantasies. And again, if you try to live out your fantasy, you're going to find out they generally aren't as erotic as what you envision and what really happens are not on the same level. Nope. Fantasies are always a little better. Even if you're able to actually achieve a fantasy that you've always wanted to do. I mean, most fantasies sometimes are just unachievable, but let's say you could achieve it. It's never as good as a fantasy. So sometimes things are just better off if you just leave them as fantasies. Yeah. Now, so, you know, that's the glory hole we have here. Mm-hmm. You know, and again, due to your height restriction, like I've seen some videos with glory holes at different places where women actually get fucked through them. The problem is you're so short you can't bend over. Well, yeah, when I bend over, his dick is actually above me. Yeah, he's fucking your tattoo. Yeah, even higher than that. Either A, I'd have to have shoes on to bring myself up. He'd have to get on his knees. Or he'd have to, like, no, it would be even less comfortable than that. He would have to, like, squat halfway, like a half squat. And then you have the door there, and your knee's there. So now he's going to be further away from the door. So that just didn't work. It did not work at all. I tried doing that, and it was like, well, your dick is, like, hitting me on the top of my butt. So that doesn't work. I even thought about, like, getting on a stool kind of. I was like, ah, this is not good. So I just did it the old-fashioned way and used my mouth. We'll have to talk about maybe building a portable glory hole to take to the house party. Oh, that would be interesting. You know, and see what women. Just take the door off the hinges. Well, no, we'd have to build like a booth where we could like put um put it like in a corner where a woman could go sit behind it and then guys could go line up and they don't know who's dicked or sucking that would be actually kind of interesting we'll have to pose it to the oh he wouldn't care oh my god he he would be all over that first one of fucking mine he'd be the first the second the third the fifth he'd be like hey i recognize the chick for the last time. Wait a minute. This would still taste like my saliva. I did. That's interesting. That would be fun. But, yeah, if, you know, again, here's something for people. If you, you know, you're having a house party or you want to try something a little erotic build yourself a little you know just get some you know plywood and build a little stand probably you probably get away with lawan you probably wouldn't even need plywood or lawan or it's got to be something that can stand up and be so when the guy leans against the little doesn't right on you i think that one we made at the old studio was made with um it was that it was a one but i had a two by Thank you. end up and be so when the guy leans against the little doesn't fall on you i think that one we made at the old studio was made with um it was that it was a one but i had a two by four frame yeah you had a little frame around it but it was like a type of one i remember being white on one side was that that little wand that had the the plasticky finish on the one side well now we can talk about the so years ago when we first started shooting adult content, it was really important back then to have a niche. Right. A niche, however you want to say it. Niche. Niche, whatever. You know, you kind of pick a genre, whatever, a niche, whatever you want to say, and you kind of had to, like, really work it. You know know it's not so important now it kind of still is but not too much so we noticed one of the many many um categories or niches was confessions and we thought it was like oh that's kind of neat you know i like it's a neat one we can expand on so i came up with this harebrained idea of one of the dirty ways of confession is confessional it's not just dirty it's sacrilegious well okay okay i didn't want to need to cover all the bases but so it was a lot of fun so i built this uh confessional we built well we i whatever um built this three wall confessional so that way we had a camera shoot into it right um the one wall had like a screen for the priest to talk through and stuff um and underneath it, there was a cross hanging underneath it that was also covering a trap door. So it was a glory hole of sorts too. Yes, it was. So, and what we would do is when we would shoot the video, if we could, we would shoot the action part of the video first so um donna would play with whoever and whatever the scenario might be um and like there was one we shot with this guy just the original concept of video was a birthday gift it was it was his birthday and donna did a They're a dance for him. Oh, yes. So, but when we put it to the confessional aspect, we changed it to that he was Donna's son's football or baseball coach. Yeah, it was like soccer. Yeah, it was a coach. Oh, my God my god i forgot about that so what we would do is we would shoot the video of the fuck scene happening first and then kind of put it on a monitor so donna could see it and she would tell bullet points or something she was telling the priest this story of what she did that was so sinful so then when we edited the video the little confessional would go into a a screen in screen like in the corner so you could see her talking to the supposed priest telling the story while this the full video is playing and you're watching her tell the story of how she's what how she's being naughty and sacrilegious and all this shit i was a sinner yeah yeah so i said that numerous times yeah and one of the videos the priest got so excited he opened up the trap door and his dick came through and she was sucking the priest off yes the funny thing is the priest who the guy who was playing the priest at the time was actually the same guy who was in the video she was fucking at that it might have been yeah because we shot the video first then we shot the the confession scene after that that was the priest that he was uh one of his he was uh he was a mummer oh okay yeah i thought it was yeah but um yeah so it was a lot of fun it was it fun. It was another glory hole of sorts. It was, you know, a way of taking the confession fantasy to a darker level than most people. You know, we did the same. We did some of the ones back then that other people do where they're on the phone. Same thing. Right. Donna would be on the phone with a supposed friend right and um again we'd take that video and put it up in the corner and a little uh window in a you know screen in the screen kind of thing or whatever you call it and you talk about the main screen would be the action so the action scene so gave it it gave it like a story behind it like some kind of uh erotic story it It tied it in. It tied it in a little bit more. You could see kind of what was, the concept was you could see what was in her head, what she did, and everything else. But, yeah, the mystery man, the confession hole, the whole mystery of things, being blindfolded, glory hole, whatever you want to look at, is always very, very er it is it's very titillating you know i always like that aspect like i like being that's why i like being blindfolded i like um um even i can even for me it even bleeds into being restrained to some extent because i can't touch now it takes away another it makes something else a little bit more mysterious because I know i can't touch i can't i don't get that information the next house party came out um you know we're on the list oh boy it's in december beginning of december i don't remember the exact date i think it might be the 8th um and we had talked about when we were doing the podcast with them we might do something where you get blindfolded and uh just be down on the spanking bench for free use very possible that'd be interesting so donna won't know who if any or how many or how many times any particular person came down and got to sample the goods yep i won't have any any i won't be able to say no well you could say no that's not true you can always say no but you won't i won't chances are i won't until i have to go pee then i then you just take a break yeah just take a break i'll be near you so you say okay i gotta take a break i can even escort you with a blindfold up to the bathroom. Oh, I was just going to take it off at that point. Well, I would probably. Just easier with those steps. Those steps are torturous. Yeah, well, I could escort you to the steps. That way you take it off and you don't look like who's the naked guy standing around you. There's probably a lot of naked people. Come on, it's a party. There's a lot of naked people. That's another story in itself. So, yeah, so we wanted to share the glory hole experience we do here at the house. We've done it a few times. We'll have to experiment with that some more. Well, I think the fun thing that we do is we actually take part of our house. We make it into – we make it into – nothing is taboo in our house. It's like, hey, you want to make that door into our glory hole? Sure. Well, it. Well, if that was a new door, if that was a new door, it would be something different. It was a crappy, you know, it was hollow doors. It's got the wand on the side and it probably has even the cardboard inside to give it stability. It's a really piece of shit door. I think it's more for soundproofing than anything else. Cardboard has zero stability once you really pack it. Yeah, we have like cardboard in it. Yeah, some do. That one didn't. I know, you drilled the hole, I don't know. But that was certainly a lot of fun. Oh, the one thing when you're talking about the confessional, remember we were driving down the road and we found on the side of the road a huge pew. Do you remember that? Yeah, but we didn't use it in the confessional. Not in the confessional. In the studio, we had a confession. We had a 10-foot-long church pew. Yeah, actually, we cut it down. We cut it down to six. Yeah, because it was just way too big. It was 10 foot long. Yeah, it was just way too big. But remember whole we did a sermon you played a sermon it was me and remember the girl with the red hair and her uh little fuck toy we did a little threesome on the on the pew yeah do you remember that yeah i do and it's like it was the scenario is again is very sacrilegious this this quote sermon's going on and we like, fucking in the back of the church. That was the scenario. Yeah. But that's a fantasy, too. And the fun thing about the fantasy is, like, you could never do that in real life. If you get caught, the repercussions would just be terrible. So we got a chance to experience it in our own little fantasy world and have fun with it i'll be in hell for that a lot of other reasons i'm sure so sometimes fantasy you can act them out with in a safe environment and so you can still get the feel the excitement of that fantasy without the repercussions if things go wrong you get to do your fantasy in a safe space safe space yeah i I hate to use that word in today's world, but safe space is important because no one, no minors are going to be involved to visually see it or whatever.
Speaker2: Well, yeah.
Speaker1: No one else is going to be affected and be offended.
Speaker2: Right. It is.
Speaker1: It's a nice. So it's all done in a safe space. Safe area. It's all done as a fantasy and a make-believe. I don't know. The pew one was fun. Yeah. We did have fun with that pew. That was the fun part is that we were driving along and, oh, my God, there's a pew right there on the side of the road. And it didn't fit my car. No. We had like six feet of it hanging out the back of my car. Luckily, it was early in the morning, so no one was around. Yeah, so we just had it, like, out there by their trash. Like, we're not going to use this anymore. What the fuck? Just put it out there. Ten-foot pew. We couldn't stop fast enough to get that in the goddamn SUV. Oh, that was fun. That was a lot of fun. All right. Well, that was our little podcast for tonight or today whenever you're listening to it and uh again i want to thank everyone for listening uh email us if you have any ideas questions comments um show topics um or if you want a free sample of spunk lube um let us know um hot wife podcast at gmail.com um again go to our check out the website um to you can get a hit the link to get there to spunk lube and get that 10 discount that way too like i said you could type in just uh hot wife all one word at the discount code if you buy something so and if you want to see what don is doing at hotwifedonnalyn.com and i'm always putting up videos and all kinds of sexy pictures and stuff and see what i've been doing and uh there might even be a older video of a glory hole and I'm going to let you guys know I got a project I'm working on for another podcast that will be kind of on this network it's going to be called bourbon therapy podcast go figure when you told me that I was like obviously Donna will be on it occasionally some of my friends will be on it occasionally it's basically me bitching Thank you. obviously donna will be on it occasionally some of my friends will be on it occasionally it's basically me um bitching just a rant just picking topics at random we're gonna have topics and then just point out what we feel is stupid because you love to do that oh i'm good at it i know you are you're doing, I mean, if I talked about myself, that'd be a long show.
Speaker2: Stupidity.
Speaker1: That'd be several shows. Five-part series. But anyway, so I'll keep you posted on that. We're just getting that all pulled together. And, you know, hopefully you can listen to that. Maybe I can make you laugh there or whatever. So I want to thank you for listening. And everybody have a great night.