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In this episode, they discuss various topics related to the swinger lifestyle, focusing on the firsts that people experience in this world. Donna shares her experiences of being someone's first sexual encounter, including a young guy she had sex with when she was 17 and he was 15, and a black man who had never been with a white woman before. They also briefly mention their own first sexual encounters. The podcast is meant for adults over the age of 18 and contains explicit content.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/hot-wife-podcast-and-the-swinger-lifestyle--5343522/support. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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this program contains strong sexual content no one under the age of 18 is permitted to listen to or download the podcast in any manner the host guest and performers all over the age of 18 rebroadcasting this podcast in any manner is strictly prohibited without the written consent of the owners of the hot wife podcast the commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its host or guest and does not reflect that of the opinion of the hot wife podcast owners agents or representatives this podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice hi this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast where we discuss all the good the bad and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle hello everybody this is Donna Lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast I'm here again with my wonderful husband Vince hey hey that's it That's all all you're going to say that's all i got that's what you got and i'm using my new wonderful i know you can't see this microphone stand that fits my short body so she's not straining her neck talking to the microphone or needing extra pillows so i can get up and talk into the microphone so this is just wonderful ever since they stopped they stopped distributing phone books, you've been out of luck.
I've been out of luck. Nothing to sit on. Not a thing. Okay. It just seems like pillows mushed down. A phone book would have been really good. Or an encyclopedia, which they don't make anymore. How about a... Just go to www.encyclopedia.com Sit on your phone. phone sit on your phone that's not going to raise me up that's not going to help me at all get my phone caught in my butt crack oh there'd be a first speaking of which that's going to be the topic of tonight's oh hey that was 100 accidental yes it was Yes, we're going to be the topic of tonight's... Oh, hey. That was 100% accidental.
Yes, it was. Yes, we're going to be talking about the firsts. All the firsts that you get to experience being a hot wife or being in the swinger world. You don't always. I mean, you've had a lot of firsts. A lot of firsts, yes. Let's get out some of the nastiness out of the way first. Oh, the nastiness, right?
What nast nastiness is that if you want to reach out to us ok that is nasty if you want to reach out to us email us at hotwifepodcast at gmail.com like hearing from everybody we used to hear from somebody named Steven I know he says he's busy all the time now he's working he's you know bullshit he's just making it with the ladies come on gay commune nothing wrong with that that's great you know just own it steven that's all i'm gonna tell you buddy just own it and um yeah we haven't heard from uh mr brook bit bail bail mr bail down south africa I hope everything is going well down there.
I know there's some stuff down there going on, so who knows. Yeah, I'm hoping he's okay. We have Mark. Haven't heard from Mark in a while. What the hell, guys? I don't tell you. I know. We hear from Wayne all the time. And I like hearing from Wayne. Wayne sends us jokes. We like that.
Wayne's put down number two fan, but think wayne might be climbing maybe we do hear from jay yes we do jay just said something the other day so she you know she's still doing her thing yeah she's yeah she's a wild child yes she is yeah cool i give her 15 seconds she couldn't forget she'd try to forget well she might want to forget yeah so um spunk glue if you are in the need or mood um for uh lubricant yep one thing is to slip and slide in and you would have some fun with it too you can you know if you get the if you get the hybrid stuff, it looks like spunk. It looks like cum.
It's a great non-sticky lubricant. Use it all the time. Absolutely, especially for these big toys. Sometimes even for sex. Oh, sometimes. What else do you use? No, I don't want to know uh go to spunkloob.com and when you get a place in order put in the discount code as a shopping cart put in hot wife all one word you'll get a 10 discount off your order um another one was dr lloyd stuff lloyd no dr dr elliot dr elliot yes i i firm yep so what is Thank you. Another one was Dr. Lloyd's stuff. Lloyd? No, Dr. Dr. Elliot. Dr. Elliot. Yes. iFirm? Yep. No, MyFirmTech. Oh, MyFirmTech. It's firm tech.
Sorry. MyFirmTech.com. I was so close, too. With that, he's got the cock ring that he's got, just a normal cock ring, but then he's also got one that has a sensor on it to help monitor your blood flow, and it can help correct those things. Yeah, I don't know how that works, but it's supposed to... I have one. I haven't charged it. What are you doing? Come on, that could be judging your... I'd be walking around with a hard one and no one to share it with. I would have to call one of your girlfriends. I think they've all blocked me. I'm sorry, honey. The restraining orders.
They said in 99 years they have to file again. So I got 98 years to go. Yeah, that's pretty good. I got this. Yeah, you got it. After those 98 years, man, they're in trouble. Oh, man, I'm going to tear it up yeah okay um so if you want to see where donna is what she's doing go to hot wife donalyn.com and all the platforms i've been posting videos and pictures to and check out and see what kind of a little fun slutty things i'm doing yeah and who i who I'm doing. Yeah.
So I came up with a topic, this topic for the show the other day, because you got to play with a younger gentleman the other week. Great guy. He was actually on the show one day. Yes, he was. And he had expressed to you he'd never had a few things. Right.
He got to experience a few things right and he asked if you'd be willing to let him experience that yep and i said yeah that sounds like fun that's nothing special well whatever everyone wears mickey mouse ears and that's right and duffy duck feet so anyway so but let's go back before him okay one of the first i mean the very first one is you told the story before you can summarize it briefly how you uh in your karate class got to break a young guy's cherry oh yes now your age was i was like 18 or maybe i was 17 i was yeah i was right I was like 18, or maybe I was 17.
I was, yeah, I was, right, I was not 18 yet. I was still 17. He was 15, so there was only a couple years different. You guys were both legal. Yes. Well, we were both under the age, so it was fine. Legally minors. Legally minors. And the instructor's like, he did not get involved.
Again, I must say he did not get involved, but he kind of instructed him from the sidelines, like, oh, yeah, you could do this and he had the pom-poms yeah he's like go go so fuck him high fuck him long so like i remember this the young man saying like when he put his dick in me he goes i'm not hurting you am i i was like no you're i'll let you know you're you're fine you're fine so he he i i got to give him a really nice first experience with a woman and guide him along the way and and you know so he knew what he was doing without feeling lost you know and and you know overwhelmed and you know kind of scared excited but scared so it was a great experience for him and then it was many years later oh my god it had to be five six ten years later whatever I'm dancing one of the clubs and this guy comes over the bar and he goes I know you you popped my cherry when I was 15 it was awesome she gave me the best time I got my cherry pop oh my god he's going on and on oh dear so it was it was actually cool it was actually really cool most people honestly i think if you ask the time they lost their cherry man or women it's not a good experience i can tell you my first time was pretty awful it was just like let's get it over with because it's not going to be good it's not going to be romantic it's not going to be pleasant it's gonna hurt it's gonna hurt you know because that opening's not used to having shit shoved in it like it is now slept that i am you know what i'm saying it's not used to doing that so the first time you know there's there's bleeding involved and it's it's just it was just awful it was just terrible i'm just glad to get it out of the way get the humiliation out of the way and go on to the humiliation you got into that shit early i've never had sex before i don't care if you're gentle or not but just call me a bitch and a cum slut degrade me as you as you see fit no it was it was really awful it was just it was just terrible but you know it was you when you think about you always think of it well i guess women tend to think of that first time being like more romantic and you're in love and everything you know and it's just not it's just brutal and nasty and it's a one-night stand usually it's just terrible or it's a boyfriend you end up breaking up afterwards and it's just awful where it's a married woman that's another story anyway um so but the cool thing is you gave him a good experience i did it wasn't a bad experience for you with him no absolutely not it was wonderful it really was i really i i really feel like I opened up the doors to sex for him in a very, I don't want to use the word loving, but a very kind, embracing.
Well, think about it this way. You did it. Okay, one, he got to break his cherry with an older woman. Right. It was a good experience. And then some years later, he finds out she's a stripper now. I banged a stripper.
I lost my cherry to a stri to a stripper yeah it's true but it was like a lot of guidance because i know a lot of a lot of guys are very intimidated their first time or they're afraid they're going to come too quick and it was that was just never a problem you know if you come quick you come quick it's your first time what do you expect you know as far as like the women's you know under region there for some guys are like oh my god i don't know what that is it's a lot of lunch meat hanging down there and it looks like a portuguese man a war i don't know what's going on i don't know where things are and so we i was able to like you know show him like where the dick goes he's not like sticking in the wrong hole that's my belly button you still tell me that that's my ear get your dick out of my ear yeah that's why you don't listen that's one reason so then more recently one of the i mean you say in the last year and a half right one of the interesting things was the one um black gentleman yes oh yes i was his first white woman because he's like he was my he's my age ish maybe a little bit older and back in the day it was very taboo you know you didn't date people of different colors there was no mixing of race and dating peoples of a different race it just he said it was he was very frowned upon you know both on both sides so i got to pop his uh white girl white woman two two black cherries yeah yeah two cherries he got vaginal and anal yeah so and technically three if you want to go to the world too oh yeah yeah but he had a white woman all the way around so and it was a couple times no holds barred no holds barred so that was kind of neat you know it's like okay is it is it that much difference i think it's it's probably really not but it's just the taboo it's just that you're not allowed to do that so all of a sudden it becomes very interesting you always want what you can't have exactly exactly i mean it's you know there's so many, you know, women that want me.
Right. And they just can't have me. They just can't. So they're there, the longing. You know, Heidi Klum keeps calling me. Please, Vince. Must be horrible. Please, Vince, please. I'm like, no. And she goes, I hear Americans got talent. I'm like, I do, but, you know, no. Sophia Vigara. Oh, all the time. No, hey. Stop making yourself look cheap. Stop it. You're embarrassing yourself. I say, come on, really? Do I look like I just give it up to every pretty woman?
Yeah, pretty much yes you do so i mean that i mean the only first that i can think of that i've gotten to give i gotta clear my throat again hold on wow what's going on with you with the throat clearing i don't know i talked all day, but now all of a sudden I can't talk. Was there was a, with my first wife, when I was her first, too. Right. I don't want to count that. Yeah, we don't know if we would go there. She had a girlfriend who was divorced. And her, my wife, my ex-wife now, and I were swingers, essentially. It's a long story. But so she had talked her girlfriend into coming over.
And my wife had one of her playmates come over, too. So we were sitting around drinking, and then we started playing a sexual board game. And, you know, so, and then, you know, we wound up, my wife and her friend went off in their corner, and this woman and I went off in our corner. And I actually was the first one to give her orgasms.
She was married and faithful to her husband for however many years um and she um had never received an orgasm from him or any other man she'd given herself one with a toy one time wow and i think i gave her like eight or so between intercourse and oral right right oh my god she was just goodness. And she was just like, her head caved in. Giving somebody a first, I think, is kind of a really nice feeling that you could do something for somebody in a really nice way to expand their experiences. Well, it's kind of cool in a sense that you also, you know they're in their memory for a while.
Oh, yeah. No doubt. You know? I mean, besides the rash and the burning when you pee, you know. Yeah, besides that. Good times, good times. Yeah, I bet they do look on that. It's like, yeah, the first time I ever did. Well, you might not remember their names, but you remember who you lost your virginity to. Yeah. What they look like, vaguely. Vaguely. Like I said, my face is scrunching up because my first time wasn't. Yeah, mine was not good either, but I remember who she was, where I was. Yeah. I remember it was a hot, sunny summer day. We were in the back of her car, or my car, my car.
Somebody's car. A car. But, you know. So now more recently, you had this younger guy. He was like 27. Yeah, barely. And he had a little list of things he hadn't accomplished yet. Yeah, the one i thought was kind of interesting uh he wanted to went to 69 never got to do a 69 so i was like oh okay let's let's do this and when we're doing our thing i'm like he's laying down like oh right i've sucked him all down like okay let's let's do that now so i of on top, I kind of, like, straddled his face and started sucking on him into that position. And he was like, oh, he was happy. He was, he was.
Oh, let's see, beautiful woman sitting on my face while she sucks my dick. Yeah, I can't see being happy about that. That doesn't seem like it'd be something.
I mean, okay, I don't know how long he's been having sex or whatever but i maybe the other women he's been with aren't that adventurous or not it's not like you need to be a gymnast to do it so i mean i yeah i don't know you know i just occurred to me technically 69ing is as close as you're going to get to having two women at once without having two women at get to having two women at once without having two women at once because you can fantasize like oh one's sitting on my face and one's sucking my dick that's true that's that's true in a fantasy world that you get this sensation if you get into your mental game well that's going on you could pretend you know I get kate beckinsale sucking my dick and i got sophia vigara sitting on my face there you go bada bing bada boom yep that's i actually didn't think of it like we're 69 tonight sure why not absolutely they don't talk too much i'll lose the mental picture i i don't even have a good accent for any anybody I don't want you talking.
They're talking. No talking. Okay, I'm fine with that. Don't ruin it. I'm not. Okay. Well, the other thing he wanted to do, he's like, I want to eat your ass. No, okay, that's kind of like an up-and-coming thing that guys seem to be into lately. Like a couple years ago, it didn't seem to come up that often.
Lately, it guy's like i want to eat your ass i love eating ass it's like oh oh okay we can do that too so it's because your ass cheeks you know get close their face keep their face warm it's winter oh yeah that makes sense oh what was i thinking if it was summer you don't want to do that no it talks way that a pussy. Your face is free. Okay, that's what it is. All these sexual positions have to do with the change of the seasons. You're just catching on? You know. Nipples are for spring and fall. Nipples are definitely for spring.
You could still be sucking nipple and look at the leaves, the flowers. And then if it's too cold, yeah. It's cold, I'm going to put my head between your ass jukes. There you go. Summer, when it's hot, I'll just put my, you know, my tongue in your quit and pussy. I can look around and I still have most of my head free to not sweat. Yeah, that's all it is. It's a seasonal thing. I get it. It is a seasonal thing. We had joy, we had fun. No, stop that. But I thought that was really interesting. That's what he wanted to do. I wanted to eat my ass.
So he got me up on all fours, and he just dove right in with his face and spread my butt cheeks wide, and he got his tongue in there. Wow. He was so cute. I've seen more and more videos online where a lot of guys like to get their fucking ass eaten. Yeah. I'm not. I have done it. Don't look at me. I don't find that any level of interest. I'm sure it probably feels good, but I don't care. Yeah. I'm sure Wagyu beef is delicious. I can't afford it, so I don't care. I know I've done it once, but it was somebody who was not. See, my big thing is I have this. Cleanliness thing?
The cleanliness thing and the hair thing. Yeah.
And if it's down there, it's got to be shaved and clean just saying if it's shaved and clean i'm more apt to be like oh okay smooth clean and shaved i get you so that's i mean i have done it with i remember one person but that was it like i'm yeah it's i'm sure it does feel good but uh i'm i don't mind people doing it i don't think guys are attentive to that area because our stuff's out front right where women it's kind of connected it's all kind of so like when you guys clean and stuff it's like you guys are right there we're like that's the back door people come in the front door just gonna it's gonna clean the front step don't worry about the back door at all yeah they're not going around the back of the house they're just going to the front step okay yeah but just uh i just gotta trim the hedges out front i'm not worried about the bushes in the backyard yeah some some guys do have some pretty nasty bushes back there i don't go looking i'll take your bird for it i only see it like when i'm editing the video it's like boy he really does have a hairy butt doesn't it yeah it's kind of disturbing when i have to shoot that shit oh man i'm not getting paid enough you're not getting paid at all that's's what I mean.
We've got to talk about that. No, maybe we can just get him into different positions here. I don't know. Then you gave him anal. Yeah, but I'm... He's never had anal before. I thought he said he did. Well, I don't... Did he receive or did he get? Oh, I don't know. Oh, you didn't say that. I don't know. No, I think he had said he hadn't given anal before. Given anal? Yeah. I'm sure he hasn't gotten anal yet. Okay. I don't know. I really don't know. Yes, I think that was his first time with that, too. So he got, like, so many things marked off as his bucket list in one night.
It was, like, unbelievable. Yeah. Good week. I would have gone and bought a lottery ticket that day. Oh, hell yeah. I hear you. I just got three or four things I've always wanted. I got it in one night. I bought a lottery ticket. It made me kind of nervous. He came with a checkbook and the checklist on his own. I was going to say, a checkbook? You're charging for his shit now? No, no.
I don't even want to know what my bill's up to it's very expensive but he you know he's marking a while okay you know and uh face yeah i got the ass eat some ass yes i got a 69 got a 69 technically 69 he could have done both he could have gotten two things out of the way at one time yeah he's tall enough. He could have curled around and gotten my ass at the same time. I was so short that I was having trouble reaching his cock because I'm short. He's tall, too. He's very similar to my build. Yeah, he's definitely not tall, tall, but tall enough when you do 69.
If things don't line up, you're line up you're either good when someone's six foot and you're four foot eleven yeah things don't line up a little bit of discrepancy there yeah like like for us to do like your head's coming up i mean you you're practically doing a sit-up to get to my pussy and i'm like stretching out to suck your cock well one of us is going to get something one of us is going to work for it yeah so it's either you suck my dick and i have to hurt my neck to lick your pussy or i lick your pussy and you just lick my belly button that's pretty much what you know when i have a lot of lint build up my belly button then we do that when you're going to shave that's my belly button oh i thought you didn't have an innie, but now I was wondering what.
Wow, there's dicks inside all of a sudden. Oh, my God. You're going to laugh and spit it all over? Yeah, I'm not going to take a drink. Don't ruin that microphone. But, yeah. Oh, my God. That was a lot of firsts. Okay, so what is there that you'd like to accomplish as a first, if anything? There's not one. I don't want to accomplish this, but I've been asked to do this many, many times, but I don't want to do it. So I don't think it's going to be a first for me ever, but it is some pegging. I have more guys ask me to do pegging, and I was like, I'm not comfortable with that.
I i don't i just um i'm just not on board with it i'm just too i don't know i don't i'm just not comfortable i don't mean i get pegged i get where you don't want to do that right oh because i'm afraid like i don't know how deep i can go in with a dildo i can't feel the head of it if i had a dick i might feel better about it because like as a man would tell you no we don't know we just put it all the way in oh you just don't know you know you just put all the way we're fucking a woman we put as much as we can get in there oh go until she says ouch i've never heard a woman say that but at least not when i'm with her well maybe maybe you're stepping on her hair or something.
Oh. Yeah, that could be it. And that kneeling on her hair, that does it every time. Sure. So what first do you want to... I don't know. I don't have any. I think I've done everything. You've done everything. Everything that is within my realm. Within your wheelhouse. You're very comfortable. This is what I want to do. I've had multiple women at once. Right. I've had a lot of beautiful women. I've had, I don't know. I don't know. What else is there? You've done 69. Oh, cow. You've had your dick sucked. Once or twice. Like I said, I've given anal. I've given cream pies. I've done, yeah.
Yeah, you've been in multiple, you said a threesome? Yeah, multiple times. I've done it with, you know, a woman and a man on the other side. Right, right. I've done me with multiple women a couple of times, more than a couple of times, but I don't know. I had the one. I mean, should I have had, you know, six women in one night? You know, I mean, I was like, what is there to do? Seven? I don't know.
What's know what i want to do but i don't know if my i have to stretch for this one i still want to do double penetration you've done it once but i mean not that's like you want to do like a double cream pie a double cream pie would be great but yeah yeah i mean i was in that one threesome with the three Steves. That was kind of funny. That's a foursome. Foursome. Technically, that'd be a gangbang. Anything after two people is no longer. I don't know what the technicality is. All I know is, it's a foursome. I have the rule book right here. Okay, thank goodness.
Yeah, I always thought it was funny. I think that's the only foursome I was really in. I don't remember. You have threesome, and then after threesome it goes to gangbang. You know, all those funny, all those shoots and stuff we did with Gina Star, there was multiple people there that definitely could be, those are blowbangs and gangbangs. Yeah, but you didn't, like, have, like, let's say be laying on a bed and, like, one guy after another kept coming over and fucking you.
You have that kind of a gangbang no i i don't i don't i'd like to move around more yeah well i'm just saying yeah it wasn't like you in one session what's that i think it's the um in one one session didn't have like five six guys come over to fuck you and suck and all that no i i did the blow bang but that was his four cocks you were sucking there was no fucking going on fucking oh okay yeah i i like to do some more multiple things and yeah you said you were gonna try to do more this yeah that's that was my goal definitely it's just scheduling and you know know, all this.
Scheduling is a problem. Always a problem. So what are the firsts? What are the firsts that people, you know? I don't know. I mean, like I said, we've done so much. We almost have to reset and start over. We're so slutty. Well, we just enjoy life. Yeah. Might not be able to travel the way we want to, but we can have sex. That's for sure. We can afford that. That doesn't cost a whole lot. Yeah. How about the first time you really, really had a good orgasm? I'm waiting. Thank you. I feel so special now.
Thank you, dear um i don't know i mean i talked about before i mean i was maybe 15 and tried masturbation for the first time right and like that first orgasm you didn't know what the fuck was going on that's see the first orgasm that's especially for a young man that's got to be like what the fuck is going on here oh i think for even a woman i mean an orgasm it's it's because you've never experienced one right and it's not like a gradual feeling like oh my god that you know that popsicle tasted so good that was delicious you know no an orgasm man just comes up and smacks you in the back of the head it's like yeah it really does you know and you don't know whether to be scared of that feeling right or embrace that feeling it's like i think that was good i'm not sure did i hurt myself yeah did i hurt myself you know the first orgasm, at least for me, was scary.
I can see that being scary, especially if you don't know what's going on, because I think kids today are a lot more, they're a lot more worldly. Oh, yeah, no one explained anything to me. Oh, my God, no, we had to find out on our own. We really did. Yeah, yeah. And my parents didn't explain anything. Thank you.
worldly oh you and i were growing up anything oh my god no you had to find out on our own we really did yeah yeah it was my parents didn't explain it oh hell no i got no i got no explanation here i would have been nice thanks for the heads up yeah but though once i did start jerking off then boy then the sears catalog took on a whole new thing to me come on on, Christmas, baby. The Sears catalog says the women's undergarments. Oh, fuck yeah. We used to look at the men's and be like, guys would be like modeling like the jockey underwear. I didn't look in that section, sorry.
Well, we did, and we're like, it's like, what is going on with it? There's like the bulge and this. What is under that? Is that like a pocket that he keeps changing or something? I look like he has a pair of socks in there. A pair of socks and maybe two golf balls. He's an avid golfer. Oh, my gosh. He's got two pool balls and a small queue.
Oh, we used to look at those uh this magazine to see if you could see like side boob like maybe the there's the bathing suits or something you might you might just get a little bit of side boob in this in this gown that she's and then you discovered as a boy we discovered the sports illustrated swimsuit it's? Yep. And then back in the 80s, there was that whole showtime. They had those girls exercising. Oh, yeah. Doing aerobics, and they were wearing those really high-cut things. Yep, yep. Yeah. It's like, oh, fuck, yeah. It's like porn, man. I'm going to watch his exercise show.
And if I can see those women today, they're probably pushing 70. Well, I'm going to watch his exercise show. If I could see those women today, they're probably pushing 70. I'm sure they're still hot, though. If they're still doing it, it's a good chance. It's amazing you see women in their late 60s and 70s. You look at them and you go, what are they, 45, 46? Right, right. It's like, nope, 70s. Like, Jesus Christ, what happened to me? I guess they take their vitamins, huh? I guess. They take something I didn't take.
I think the other thing that we got a brief insight into the world of sex was National Geographic. No, that wasn't sexy to me. Oh, because it had nude pictures in it. It had, like, all these tribal people yeah they had all the women with the big saggy titties oh no i there's some ones that like really perky ones like man her tits are really i must have missed that one yeah i was like yeah you saw a lot of things that you didn't want to see but it was like oh that's what that looks like why the what the oh yeah look at that cheetah eating it gazelle eat Eat that gazelle. Eat that gazelle.
Go down on that fucking gazelle. Yeah, there you go. So anyway, all right. Well, we just wanted to, oh, I also want to remind everyone, check out. It's free, the Fifty Shades of Pleasure magazine. Oh, wow.
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You've got ideas, thoughts, concepts, questions. Want naked pictures of donna let me know i i think we could find a couple couple jesus we have hard drives full of naked pictures of me video and not one of me how upsetting is that are you upset yeah not once have you ever said hey can i photograph you naked i think i suggest quite a few times you're like nope nobody wants to see this no nope i don't need to have proof how funny i look naked oh i don't i'm not gonna go there i don't even know how to respond to that without getting smacked if i agree i'm smacked smacked. If I disagree.
How often have I smacked you today? Not often enough. Anyway. All right. I want to thank everyone for listening. And don't forget to check out the website. Switch you over to Podbean to podbean um go to you know hotwifepodcast at gmail.com and uh talk to you soon all right have a good night everybody