The discussion covers various topics, including their day, power outage, and their preferences for alcoholic drinks. They then move on to discuss designing a provocative swinger playroom, focusing on the importance of having a wet bar with mixers and a designated area for drinks. They also mention the need for a suitable bed setup, such as a king-size bed or multiple beds for more play space. The conversation touches on the importance of noise absorption and attachment points for B DS M activities.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/hot-wife-podcast-and-the-swinger-lifestyle--5343522/support. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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The commentary of this program is the sole opinion of its hosts or guests it does not reflect that of the opinion of the hot wife podcast owners agents or representatives this podcast is not meant to be taken as professional advice hi this is donna lynn and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast, where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. Hello, everybody, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. This is Donna Lynn, and I'm here once again with my wonderful husband, Vince. So wonderful. So wonderful. Hard day at work, babe. No, not at all. Just a hard day.
It's yucky. It's rainy. Everything's kind of like... I've come home to the power being out for a few hours and just, you know, like I said, I didn't eat lunch or anything at work, so I just came home.
The whole drive home, I'm thinking, like, okay, I'm going to make this, you know like i said i didn't eat lunch or anything at work so i just came home and i'm like the whole drive home i'm thinking like okay i'm gonna make this you know grilled chicken sandwich and like fucking tasting that shit on the way home in my mouth i'm like all right and get home and the power's out it's like fuck yeah i'd already left for work and i got a text from the neighbor and she's like yeah the power's out i don't know if you're home or not i'm like no but um yeah so it's pouring rain so i couldn't go cook on the grill no no so it's like okay well you know we have electric stove and so i can't use that but i'll go out you know normally it's like okay it was like a normal day i could go out on the grill cook chicken oh sure it was a normal day so i had to settle for a lunch meat sandwich oh it was fun you gotta do what you gotta do i'm glad the power came back on yeah so it's not so there but yeah it's just a nasty rainy crappy day so yeah what are you gonna do and just to mix it up a little bit i'm not drinking bourbon tonight oh i'm having a dirty vodka martini i knew it's martini god, I'm not drinking bourbon tonight.
Oh. I'm having a dirty vodka martini. Oh, I knew it was a martini. God damn it. I get my vegetables in, my olives. Yeah, he's like, it's like borderline healthy, almost. You might want to re-inspect your definition of healthy. Well, you have olives in it, okay? There's a fruit in it. More of a color. You've got a shit ton of olives in there. How many do you have in there? Eight, ten? Four, five, five big ones. Okay, well, I guess from the reflection here, it looks like it's about... I'm half Sicilian. I gotta eat olives. It's a law. I know. Everybody likes olives with me.
I've seen some shit you put in your mouth, you're going to turn your nose up at olives? Absolutely. I would rather put whatever shit you're talking about in my mouth. Apparently, you have. Are you talking penis? Are you talking penis? Pretty much it, yeah. It nails it right there. So, yeah, you would never put a penis in your mouth. I know that. I understand that. No, I would not. Not willingly. I'd rather have penis in my mouth than an olive. And that's where we differ. But those who enjoy penis in their mouth, male, female, or whatever you identify as, that's fine. I have no problem with it.
I'm just stating my personal preference. You should be grateful and happy that I like penis in my mouth. Yeah, well, I am from my aspect. Yeah, yeah. Because it could be your penis in my mouth. I like how you say it could be. It could be. It's not. But it could be yours. Just you hold hope that maybe one day. Oh, stop it. Geez, it was just last month. Oh, stop it. I got a Sharpie. I learned how to stop it. Jeez, it was just last month. I got a Sharpie. I learned how to put a Z at the end of each month on the calendar. Last month was what? Octobers? Yeah, the month that ends in Z.
But you keep telling me all the months ends in Z, but they're silent, so it don't count. It doesn't count. Well, that's a new one. Vodka, different sense of humor. Oh, that's what it is. Okay. So we weren't actually going to do the show tonight because of the power outage. But here we are. Came back on just in the nick of time.
Said, all right, let's kick this bad bad boy out so the topic you came up with is uh like um well we have articles yeah we got some articles and this one what's the date on that article august 18th 2021 oh okay it's not that old no tips for designing a provocative swingers playroom well that could be fun hopefully depends who's going in the room with you yeah well if you're a single person and have no playmates and you design it it's kind of just a masturbation room i don't need a king-sized bed for that i don't think or that depends how wild you want to get with it you know so all right so what is it like five things was it these people the the place we get these lists from likes the number five it was like five things for this one two three four five six okay they're saying they got the the idea from like if you attend like, like, clubs, which we don't.
Other parties? No. They start with the clubs because they have, like, certain rooms you can play in, blah. And they're like, we don't have to go to a club. You have to get closer to your mic. I'm sorry. You don't have to go to a club. You know, you can make a room in your house, a little swingers paradise type of a thing. Okay. You know, you can. And this is not a BDSM thing. This is... I mean, you can add aspects of it like that if you want to. That's a different list. To entice your BDSM friends. Okay. Or not.
I mean, they talk about, you know, the thing that I would start with first is having a little wet bar. You know, get lubed up first. Well, here's... Encourage some conversation. You're speaking to an alcoholic here. See, I knew it. I knew you were. Hit me where I live, you know.
The thing is, with a wet bar, I always would caution everyone that, again, if someone has too much and it happens, and God forbid something happens on their way home exactly you're also named in the lawsuit that's true i mean you would be on this party no let's pretend everybody's responsible and well i'm just saying drinks and that's it because everyone now everyone's tit out of the ringer you know just um you know Make it a BYob have all the mixers oh yeah but they support the mixers but they have like a bar that you can hang out well i'm just saying place now i understand not a thing like you have up there with 60 bottles of bourbon or 160 bottles of whatever alcohol you have there you will talk about my bourbon niche with With reverence, please.
You should genuflect when you look that way. I'm sorry let me go over there i'm gonna go genuflect right now yeah i want to say get on your knees bitch um no i'm just i'm just trying to state the obvious i mean well maybe i shouldn't have used just to make sure i should have said like an area for people to have a wet bar has like a sink and everything else You could just use part of your kitchen cabinet. Yeah, but you're saying have an area designated, and that's fine. But what I'm saying is if you make it a BYOB, one, it takes a lot of expense out of it. Sure, absolutely.
Two, just get the general mixers. Yeah, exactly.
People, one, have an ice machine, hopefully right or a bag of ice or something um you know get the the different mixers you know the sours the bitters the you know whatever i'm some different sodas and whatever yeah i mean you know yeah you want to find out what like the main drinks yeah you're gonna get some juices cranberry juice and stuff like that that people can mix and match what they want right yeah or have people ahead tell you what they're going to be bringing to drink what they plan on drinking so you know they sit there like you like your malibu bay breezes. In the summertime.
Oh, my God. Got to get picky. Come on. It's coconut rum. I don't want to drink coconut rum in the middle of winter. I'll just be. Oh, geez. Sorry. See, coconut tells me summer. Now you expect me to wear white after September? Not going to happen. Geez. Okay, Muffy. Jesus Christ. No, I have a summertime drink, which is Malibu Babies or anything coconutty. That's summertime. Then you have your hard seltzer. It's summertime. Not going to be drinking a hard seltzer in the wintertime. It's not going to happen. For you. Yeah. For me. Smack my knuckle. Who else are I going to be talking about?
No one else matters. I get it. No. Everybody has it. Yeah. You have your own thing. I'm doing rum and coke tonight. Rum and coke is good just about any time, though. Yeah. But I still think it's more of a wintertime drink. And then, you know, darker beers and stuff, wintertime.
I said this to you before, as we were booting the show up, that I think we need to do a whole show on drinks for yeah great swinger drinks yeah but not this show no i need to do more research on that one yeah me too i know rum and coke and uh drink a little bit of that oh no i don't don't be trying them oh my god i'll never make it through i'll be i'll be worshiping the porcelain God. So, so anyway, that's my two cents with the bar. Yes, you need to have some kind of like when we have our snack, we have our parties. We had a bar with all the mixers, but it was byob. Right.
Couldn't call it a bar is like a table. But whatever the same Jesus fucking nitpick.
Well, it has to have 1200 square feet has to have a sink to wash the glasses has to have a guy behind a bar named buddy it has to you know really gonna get that picky you're the fucking one yeah it was just a table you said mixers on and everybody just brought their own what do you think they're talking about no that you have to you know add on to your house and actually put it in a real fucking bar people have done that people have done why don't you go out and come back in i'll be right back oh my god well we kind of have um not that we have parties here but for shooting we have changed the a lot of the aspects of our house for shooting you know created a glory hole and created a glory hole and put up areas for cameras and like weird places that people would be like, why is there?
But a bar is technically any place that you can mix your drinks. Yeah. The island in your kitchen can become a bar. That would be perfect. Okay. It could also be a fucking sex table if you want it to be not ours at the moment all of your equipment's on it but it could be it could be it definitely could be okay so anyway so a bar so yeah you need a place if you want the you know architectural plans email Donna at hotwaypodcast at gmail.com or you want the simple fucking thing so you can get back to fucking and email Vince Thank you.
plans, email Donna at hotwifepodcast at gmail.com or you want the simple fucking thing so you can get back to fucking and email Vince at hotwifepodcast at gmail.com and all I'm going to tell you is get a fucking folding table, okay? That'll work. Donna here is like, oh, you've got to have a double base sink. No, I did not say that. Oh my God, you're so foolish. I never even fucking said that. I'm just saying just a place you mix drinks whatever and have Thank you.
sink no i did not say that oh my god you're so foolish i never even fucking said that i'm just saying just a place you mix drinks whatever and have your mixers there so you can get okay next thing um the perfect bed setup which i'm not exactly sure what that means exactly well how many people we haven't coming over well they're saying like some prefer a king-sized bed which i i mean when we go over to our friends they have two king-size bed in that little in the basement in the bedroom yeah so they've kind of done this kind of a thing they have a refrigerator down there a big one that is mostly for their use like and where does that come into the bedroom well it would be like almost like the wet bar they have like drinks no the bar's upstairs.
Yeah, but there's drinks that they store down there, too. Well, that's just an extra fridge. That's all that is. It has nothing to do with the parties, really. No, just extra drinks. But it's kind of nice that it's there. You keep going back to the bar thing. I know. I like that. We're at the sexy part with the beds, and she's like, and they have a double-door refrigerator in the basement. Let's get on to the beds. Well, you can get thirsty. It's always good to have stuff there. Really? Waters and things. Really? I get dehydrated. Okay. Well, they also said about something about.
So I can't wait to the other categories to see how you relate back back to the bar they're talking about um make sure you have padded headboards for noise absorption also if a bank that depends on what situation your house is if you live in a twin right yeah i can see that you know i'm guessing you're not having a swinger party when your kids are home i would would hope not. I hope not either, but... Sneak them in the basement. What do I know? You know. Yeah, actually having some kind of release reduction would be really good. Well, how close are your neighbors? Do you live in a townhouse?
Yeah. You know, if you have a single house like we have and there's no one real close, it doesn't matter. No, not as much. I mean, the people we go to the house party their their playroom is a basement yeah it is so you have yeah the basement's underground right so you don't have a lot of noise that can go penetrate you to walls and tell the neighbors everything exactly yeah the naked people running around that's a different story. That could be a, yeah. So, but. You also talked about, you know, a bed frame with easy attachment points for cuffs and ropes for your BDSM.
See, now the thing, okay, let's back up here. Let's back up a little bit and knock on to the bar. Okay. We're stopping back in the beds. Back in the, okay. Back up just a little bit. You know, if you have the availability and the means to do such, like what they have at the house party we go to is really ideal. They have two king-size beds. Yeah, it is right. Now, a lot of people won't have a room big enough to fit two king-size beds, or they might not have the means to afford two king-size beds. So, you know, if you're having a swinger party, you always see one as much fuck space as possible.
Sure. So whether you would get a couple beds that you could fit in there so you have multiple play areas and they could fold up and tuck against the wall right right so when when your friends come over go what's the four mattresses for? You sit there, hey, man, the apocalypse is coming. We're preparing. Well, I wanted to tell you, Donna actually has a bowel problem. Bladder problem, sorry. A bladder problem. When she wants to bed, I just swap out a new one. But you guys have a queen-size bed in your room. Well, whatever. Mismatched. For Donna guys have a queen-size bed in your room.
Well, whatever. It mismatched. You just didn't. For Donna, these are queen-size. Well, yeah, that's true. A queen-size bed is fine for me. Sure, for you. I'm tiny. I don't need all that other freaking bouncing around. No, queen-size. But again, you know, king-size bed, you could have two couples in there playing together or separately, you know? They even talked about having like maybe other beds that they can actually have like little stations if you want to swap with partners and stuff, you know? That's what they said. They called it like little stations with different purposes.
I don't know what other purposes they would be, but yeah. Again, every string of a party is different. Yeah.
You know, I mean, there could be some kind of a game being played i was thinking about that you know i mean you could do something where a woman gets assigned to a mattress and like speed dating because you know speed fucking or she's blindfolded and like you know every 10 minutes the guys go to a different bed yeah interesting yeah that's interesting yeah i mean there's all kinds of uh things you have to think outside the box but yeah there's all kinds of things you could do with that yeah and i think the other thing that they have under in here that i was i thought was pretty cool is uh very useful under bed storage you can put your towels and maybe lube or toys or whatever like you know there's those things under bed storage is always good we have those like ones for the the for the kids they're like those little tupperware things but wheels on them yeah and they could roll under the bed you could just roll them out with that if you can only see what she's doing while she says i'm using my hands quite a lot she's like actually's like actually rolling the thing under and pulling it back out.
It was actually really pretty cool. And then the toy, she looks like she's typing. She's like, and stuff all these little toys in there. I tell you, if I handcuffed her, she couldn't talk. I couldn't talk. But yeah, that's actually a really good idea. I'm like, yeah. Now she's biting her nails so she doesn't use her hands. I'm going to sit on my hands. Fuck you. Fuck you.
I thought that was just a really good idea oh sure if you if you had the under bed storage you could keep things in there that are relevant or not relevant but i mean yeah okay we have wet wipes under there we have more of those pads you know like so if you know if someone's a squirter and they just douse to bed pull that pad off throw it in it in a hamper, grab another pad out from the bottom. That's a good idea. You know, in your case, well, there's a bunch of D batteries down there. Charging units. A deep cell. The lines from the generator out in the backyard.
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Then you scar your kid for life. There's huge blow-up dolls and there comes flying out at them. Picture a dad and assless chaps being pegged by mom. That's awful. It wasn't me, I swear. So anyway, yeah, so obviously a play area sure it's really important um yeah they're coming to play yeah yeah we used that remember we had that that blow up uh queen size mattress better finish that yeah queen size blow upsize mattress. It had that stand, too. That was not too terrible. Wasn't too bad. No, I mean... But after about an hour and a half of people fucking on it deflated.
And not to mention you're on it, it'll be like, eek-er. Yeah. No matter what we did, it made all this kind of squishy sounds. Well, the other thing is, two people were bit. Right. So then another person goes and gets on it and launches those two off. Yeah, launches it. Yeah, it did have its shortcomings. Like an ejection button. They're done fucking. Yeah, they're done. But it was interesting. I have to admit, that was an interesting little... That was a long time ago. We were on a budget. It worked. It worked for the time. Okay, so what's the next of the...
Yeah, they're talking about like sex furniture now. With here, they're talking about specialized couches, which I don't know what that is, a specialized couch. It's like a chaise lounge. I was always thinking that. Stuff like that. And they have those cushions, like what's-his-face brought over here at one time. Oh, yeah. They have those wedge cushions. I mean, yeah, they have different. Sex, chairs, swings. Here's my problem with that stuff. It's ideologically great.
The problem is you can't buy slipcovers for covers for that shit i think you can i think they do you can get covers for them well i would think about that before i bought it because otherwise exactly you know the thing is going to be you know oh glowing in dna evidence you know it's just like you know i mean it's like you have to throw it away after every party and get no one oh no that's terrible you know it's like the petri dish oh that's so valid well it's like the the futon we got we got a cover we got covers for it so every time i play yeah but that's a standard shape a futon cover is a standard shape yeah some of those things are kind of odd shape fucking things it's like yeah i mean what am i gonna do get the cover for my grill and put it over it doesn't have the same allure well yeah you know you have that blackstone emblem all over your ass grill boss does that say grill boss on your ass or drill boss i can't make it out i got grilled drilled whatever like there's some like there's the wedge that our friend had it kind of like had like little um it could unfold and go i think that actually you could get a cover for that one because it's just rectangular like four different Pilgrim Pil need multiples for sure and i've never seen on any of the sites like i've been through by chance by chance i typed in religious ceremonies and somehow it got to these things came up i don't know just awful yeah they show the furniture and what have you but they don't show like oh here's a yeah a you know waterproof cover you know here's a you know replacement cover fire for selling machine oh my god i think i i think i hear my calling that's it i'm gonna go upstairs and start sewing right now i don't know what you're gonna sew i don't have any sex furniture to measure except for that the that weird pillow thing is that still here yes It's upstairs in my sex room.
That never gets used. No, I keep all my outfits and stuff for, you know. You call that your sex room? Yeah, the whole. How much sex have you had in that room? Like, never. Okay, just checking. It's like the supplies. I keep my dildos in there. I have a gallon of spunk lube. You know, I've done the cam shows up there, all my outfits and stuff. Yeah, but I'm saying, it's not like we shoot in that room or you and I don't play in that room. I wish, I wish. I mean, it's like a weird shape. Are we going to end the show now? Let's just, all right, so anyway. We'll go upstairs and use that room.
It only has a single bed in there. It's like for. I don't need two beds. I don't need two beds one bed is enough a single bed is enough oh it's single size just like an extra bed just in case well you're half sized so for me it's fine yeah it's fine okay so yeah, okay, so... Yeah, they're talking about, like, maybe you want some, like, these... Well, furniture. Maybe it's furniture or a sex swing or... See, that's where going to, like, a thrift store is great. Buy something there that you could, like, let them fuck on and burn it in your backyard.
Or, you know, it gets used and abused and starts to fall apart. It's like, ah. Well, just burn it after the party. Burn it after the party. You don't know what kind of... There's all sorts of foulness on that we get something that's like plastic that you can reuse and hose it all okay here's the idea you know they have that spray rubber shit oh yeah like you know like i use it on some of my uh hand tools like the hammers. I give it a grip. Spray that on the sex furniture. Then you can just take it out back and hose it down. That makes it too grippy. That might be a problem.
I think you might want something that's... I want to make sure the woman doesn't get away. That's always been your problem. Exactly. That's always been. Thus, handcuffs and rope.
And then here it says even a massage table is recommending which makes sense sure you know you played on massage tables or i played on so there's one to think about so it's like yeah we have massage tables for people to fuck on your kids find dad why do you have six massage tables um your mom wants to make sure wherever we are she can get a massage yeah that's it that's it um actually they're not massage tables or work benches work benches you know like thanksgiving's coming up coming up. And, you know. That's a kid's table. That's a kid's table. That's right.
And another one to put, you know, all the side dishes on. It's not really. You don't like folding tables. We use massage tables instead. More universal. Put a trash can underneath the face hole. The face hole.
I'm just thinking thinking that and to get back to a prior conversation we used one as a wet bar I guess I wonder why there's like the eye screws screw eyes screw eyes in there for bondage oh well the massage tables i've purchased never have those i know you have to put them in oh okay that might be something you're like why are there all these like that i can't this table's stained stained i keep washing it with windex and stuff smells bleachy yeah it. Yeah, it's like I spray, like, you know, 409 Cleaner or something on there, and it foams up like it's fighting back.
And I had a black light, and it, like, glows to the splatter all over it. Why does this table smell like Aunt June? Oh that's wow well she wears perfume okay oh yeah okay yeah okay next one sexy sound systems and that's not me doing beatbox right no no no no any party you got to have some good sound yeah the trick is finding the right music for the party We'll be right back.
not me doing beatbox right no no no no any party you got to have some good sound yeah the trick is finding the right music for the party yeah i you know was there even music playing at the last party you were at yeah yeah they always have something downstairs oh downstairs yeah doesn't always they pick some very unique station that one man is playing god smack the next is playing Like, Any mean don't get me wrong i enjoy both of them but it's like eclectic yeah it's like how do you put those two together oh no wait whoa whoa wait you of all have the most whacked whacked sound oh but i said i enjoy both.
But I'm saying if I'm having a playlist in general. Okay. In general, it's not going to go from like Slipknot to Anya to. Your playlists literally have gone from Slipknot to the three tenors. I don't have any three tenors. The, what's his, what's his name? I want to say Botticelli, but that's not right. Botticelli. That's an artist. Pavarotti? Pavarotti. I mean, literally, like, back to back. Well, that's just when I play at random. But I'm saying if I made a playlist, it wouldn't be, like, you know, when I used to make playlists for the parties. Yeah, they were, like, more congruent.
I would do, like, 80s is always a great one. Oh, for us it is. That's kind of our coach. Yeah, well, people that we tend to hang out with. Yeah, they were like more congruent. I would do like 80s is always a great one. Oh, for us it is. That's kind of our coaches. Yeah, well, people that we tend to hang out with. Yeah, they're all old. In that same, you know, the same walker group. It's really bad on your web bar. You also have Geritol, Advil. Milk of Magnesia is a mixer. Milk of Magnesia, Tums. Who ordered the Geritol Martini? Come here. Drink coming out this week is the fucking... What?
I just had a brain fart that's what it is the blue pill what's the blue pill a viagra yeah by the viagra you know martini teeny yeah you might want to get a prepogen martini while you're at it since you forgot i don't she knows exactly what i was thinking she's looking for me to hit this so yeah that's it that's the one that's the one the old mute button good old mute button anyway so you have to have your premogen yeah yeah instead of like snacks on the bars You know, Viagra, Viagra snacks on the bars, you know. Viagra. Viagra, Cialis pills, you know. Right next to the sponge.
Instead of beer nuts and pretzels, you know, it's like, just grab a handful of Viagra. Oh, man, that's not good. So, anyway, next one. Mood lighting and viewing mirrors.
Well, well mirrors are i think mirrors are important yeah i i like mirrors i don't but i can see where they're important yeah i think that's why i like them when we're shooting when you when you put up the monitor and i can watch myself fucking i i really like that because because back in the day, when I was with an old boyfriend, we used to take, we had an old, like, it was almost an antique dresser, and it had those mirrors that were on the hinges. Yeah, dressing mirrors, yeah. Well, no, it was small. It was on top of the... Don't smack the mic, it didn't do anything to you.
Yeah, I didn't mean to. I forgot to tack. It was not really a dressing mirror, it was just on top of the dresser. Okay, but it was on the of the don't smack the mic it didn't do anything to you yeah i didn't mean to but it was a tack that was not really a dressing mirror it was just on top of the dress okay but on a on the dresser yeah it was on the dresser and it was like on hinges and i we used to we had like a little piece of leather we'd wedge in there so just the right angle so when i would be on top of them i could look back and and watch and if i got Oh, I had bought a dressing mirror.
What is a dressing mirror? That's one of the ones that's on a stand. Okay, on a stand. Oh, yeah. I bought one for a photo shoot and stuff. Yeah, the oval one. And then we wound up having it in our bedroom and used to do that. Yep, yep. Same thing. You just get it like just the right angle. See, for me, mirrors are a nightmare because one, I don't want to see myself. Oh, God. But two, I look at it from a photography end. So when you're doing photography or video and mirrors are your worst enemy. Oh, your worst enemy.
Because it just increases the difficulty to make sure your fat ass doesn't show up in it. Yes. Mirrors for photography are the. It's like when I was shooting motorcycles. Chrome. Oh, chrome is, yeah, exactly. Same thing. Same exact thing. Terrible. You have to let i don't know how you deal with that i figured it out yeah you did but it's yep it's a big white board with a hole in it that's all i see is white no it's a glory hole it's a glory hole but it's also for shooting motorcycles It just looks like this dick was floating in the chrome. I don't understand what's going on there.
I've heard of that motorcycle dick. The ghost of the motorcycle dick floating in chrome. But that's all about that. I just had that visual in my head and it was very disturbing. Um, yeah, no mirrors, I think, add to the eroticism. The other thing it does, like in a party situation, you can, you bouncing your view off the mirrors, you can watch someone else playing in the room without them noticing you're watching them directly. Yeah. So you don't get that.
that people just staring they get you look at it from an oblique angle so yeah it's kind of cool oblique or like if you're if you're your partner's like on another bed and then you're situated you can like watch them playing while you're being while you're playing to say it's cool there's there's a lot of avenues you can do that by watching them play. That's why I wear safety glasses when I'm eating pussy, and then I have those biker mirrors that come to the side of the glass so I can see behind me. Make sure nobody's going to come up. Well, that, too. Thank you.
But, yeah, because you're usually on the bed behind me. Yeah, I'm usually on the bed behind you. Just the way it works out. Mirrors and what else? Sound system, right? Sound system, yeah. Or mood lighting. It was mood lighting. Yeah, mood lighting. Yeah, there's a lot of... I talked to you about this the other day, for some photo shoots and stuff. Oh, yeah, you did. Now you've got all these really cool, relatively inexpensive LED projectors and stuff like that, that could do everything from skies to moonlit skies to just different color washes. It's kind of cool. Yeah.
I mean, I don't know what room we could ever put that in, but, I mean, for a party room, it would be great. If you have, like, a blank wall, it's kind of like you don't really want to do anything with it, but. Well, yeah, you could do a lot if you're creative with lighting.
I guess'm not no no i'd be like what do you what do you do but with video like i said when i told you yeah i said behind the bed you do a wash with different colors on the wall and stuff so yeah it's really neat but okay so it's the next one oh install a stripper pole i was like really i don't i don't know about this well again there's a little liable factor yeah exactly something could definitely get hurt but you know so many women come down on strippers oh i don't want my, I don't want my husband to go into a stripper. Not swinger women. Not swinger women.
But those same women don't want their husband to go into a stripper bar. They take a pole dancing class. It is ironic, isn't it? Yeah. It's supposed to be like good exercise. It's like, yeah. Tell me someone getting up on a pole, whether they can do it or not, isn't into being an exhibitionist. Thank you.
like good exercise it's like well i think well tell me the polar tell me someone getting up on a pole whether they could do it or not isn't into being exhibitionist oh it absolutely is yeah if a man gets something doesn't he's just drunk that could be too did we have that uh that oh it was the one girl we were shooting with that had that i didn't narrow it down no no no they the she had a stripper pole it was like um a portable one remember she had a portable stripper pole was not great it was not very stable i would not swing on that thing i was like oh maybe i could you know do what i was doing i was when i was dancing no that one was like you had to like twist it sort of like a tension rod for curtains you You would tension it to go tight against your ceiling.
Well, drywall's not necessarily firm. No. You have to almost find out where a Joyce is and stuff. Right, right. There's a lot of... They make ones that are not attached to the ceiling that have a weighted bottom that are very good. Yeah, we've seen videos and that was pretty cool. We were going to buy one at one point. Yeah, I remember it. We were, and it's just like, nah. That was your buddy that had that stripper pole on the back of his bike, his motorcycle. That was actually pretty, that was pretty cool. That was pretty cool. Well, considering he has a company called Strip Club Chopper.
Yeah, it kind of. Well, he has one of the franchises. Franchises, yep.
That was interesting interesting yeah but yeah strip polls could be fun you know i mean you could also you know strip polls you could tell by the end of the night who's the most drunk well who's gonna go up there and oh you see him up there you know thinking they can do it and they can't oh that's one thing you don't want to do when you're drunk there's a lot of things i don't want to do when i'm drunk although it will be funny to see you swinging around on a pole really oh i think i know i meant it'd be very erotic to see you swinging around on a pole you know twerking your little butt but you know i would never live down the fact you would be so upset knowing i was better at it than you were oh yeah i would be so upset but you know so upset standing ovations oh yeah the women throwing their panties at me oh yeah they're they would be doing that of course absolutely.
They would be throwing your panties at you for a whole other reason. Okay. Is there a bad reason? Not a bad reason. Just checking. I, you know. That means if they throw their panties at me, it means they're bottomless. That's right. So your tongue will go to work again. I know, but I'm going to do what I've got to do. The cool thing about stripper poles is, I mean, there's, I think. I mean, do who I've got to do. Well, you do. I know. I take one for the team constantly. Constantly. I mean, you're. I want a lot of teams. Apparently. Now, I came back to the stripper pole.
The the stripper pole could also be doubled as kind of like a um uh like a little bondage thing like i know that you could probably have ropes and stuff i don't think so it's too smooth part yeah it depends on the if it was a permanently attached no, I wouldn't do it. No, that's what you have a San Andrews cross for. Yeah, I can see that. I can see that. That makes sense. Yeah, a Strimmer pole is a whole different, you know.
I mean, in general, I don't think you see too much of a crossover between a normal type swinger party and a BDSsm party i think they're you think they're just separate there's more likely to be normal stuff at a bdsm party than there is bdsm at a normal party yeah um you're probably right you're probably right yeah maybe spanking benches and massage tables but i don't know at a regular party i don't think you're gonna see a spanking bench you might see spanking but i don't think you're gonna see a spanking bench a spanking bench can be used for so many more things than just spanking cutting lumber no no it's it's padded it's you know you can bend over to do dog cutting nice finished lumber nice yeah give your your lumber nice basically if you've never seen a spanking bench it looks like a a sawhorse.
It looks like a sawhorse with rails on the bottom, like halfway down that you can kneel and put your elbows on. Right. That's why I said cut your lumber. Yes, I knew what you were going with. I wasn't talking to you. Oh, sorry. I was talking to the intelligent. Of course you were. Yes, we're in a mood tonight. Oh, yes, we are. I think you need more drink. You need another drink. I have to get up and get the vodka out of the freezer then. Oh, you poor baby. Well, we're almost done. Okay, afterwards then. No, I'm going to go to bed. I've got to work tomorrow. Again.
Oh, you poor baby wow keep this shit up i am not gonna let you suck my dick oh here we go with that again it's reverse psychology at its finest okay keep it up i'm gonna make you suck my dick tonight there we go that's more. That's more like what it is. I was trying to make you think it wasn't punishment, but now it's going to be punishment. How can I get my dick sucked anyway? It's a win-win for me. You lose either way. I win either way.
But yeah, that's all the things they had here I thought was pretty uh yeah so things i think i mean there's other things i mean um yeah i'm sure if we really i mean i'm thinking about the house party it's like they you know have uh decent food oh yeah they have you know if you're going to have food try to have stuff that might not be offensive yeah you don't want to have like baked beans lots of garlic yeah yeah you really don't want to make like you know uh blooming onions oh the blooming onion oh my god not going to the other way okay Or anything that contributes to gastrointestinal distress i'll just put it that way yeah you don't want to serve sardines yeah you know it's like hi what a pie who you?
Whose pussy were you eating? Good Lord. Yeah, no fish. Yeah. No fish like, oh, so like you've had enough pussy already. Not good is pretty rank. Yeah. I mean, shrimp are okay. Yeah, I don't have a problem with shrimp. No. I'm just saying, you might want to consider what kind of food. Yeah. I can just see, like, hot dogs laying out. Did you see Betty had six helpings of baked beans? No one's going to touch her. I would like to see, like, phallic food out, like, you know. Hot dogs. Hot dogs, you know. Meatballs. Next to each other. Clams. That would be hysterical.
They had the hot dogs and the meatballs laid out. Oysters. Oysters. Oh, we're sick, Fox. I'm sorry. It's been a long day. that would be fun well um so this show is coming out on uh wednesday okay so it means tomorrow is thanksgiving yeah yeah so so happy thanksgiving everybody yeah get together with your family, hopefully, or some friends. And, you know, hope you can reflect back on what a year it was and what you're thankful for. I was just going to say, I hope everybody gets stuffed like a turkey. Well, that too. And hope gravy gets poured all over you. Look at you making everything sexual.
No, I didn't say it's sexual i just like gravy uh-huh all over you i didn't say all over my balls did i you just said all over you that's all you said okay i did but yeah here you are he's being so philosophical well yeah we should be thankful I mean everybody likes to do it it's a New Year's and stuff like that but Thanksgiving is really meant to be what you're thankful for you know I'm going through something now with my mother trying to battle cancer there's probably a pretty good chance that she won't have another Thanksgiving Thank you. Thank you. Bye-bye.
through something now with my mother um trying to battle cancer um there's a probably a pretty good chance that she won't have another thanksgiving so be thankful for everybody who's in your life now because next year you don't know um doesn't have to be cancer yeah there's so many things so i'm not trying to drag the show down but uh thank you already did but yeah well when i started the show and you were on it it ruined it to show you so much you're uplifting if you weren't on it no that's go do your hot husband podcast no seriously yeah we're thankful for everyone who listens um and uh hopefully we get to continue this for another year we'll take it one year at a time time.
We're approaching our two-year anniversary. Get out of here. How do we have so much shit to talk about, seriously? Well, that's what it is. It's all shit. We're almost, we're not far away from our 150,000th download. Amazing. All right. Get out there. Download this thing. Ten times. Ten times. Tell two friends.
You you know they don't have to like it just tell them to fucking download it um do what i'm gonna dare yeah and um you know tell me you have incriminating pictures of them whether you do or don't tell them if you don't listen we're gonna put them out on the internet and they'll be like yeah i'll just or in today's society it's like yeah we're gonna tell everybody we that you don't have incriminating pictures no no no i'll take some no no no too late too late you straight closet freak so anyway um so enjoy your time with your family or friends or by yourself, whatever.
I don't know how you spend your Thanksgiving. I mean, we're not doing Thanksgiving, just the two of us actually. And, um, no, we're doing it actually on Sunday. Yeah. We're doing it with my daughters on Sunday and, um, but that's okay. Cause so, yeah, I don't have to do it with my ex-wife there you go so um and uh yeah so again we want to thank you and uh hope you enjoy your thanksgiving and be safe and we will talk to you on friday all right happy thanksgiving everybody All right. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.
