Getting Exposed as a Swinger

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife podcast. Well, hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and I'm here with my wonderful husband vince and joining us again is newman hi newman how are you doing today hello hello i'm glad you could come back boy she passed over me real quick yeah oh man you're wow okay my wonderful husband ed let's move on here i'm old news i get Oh, like you're the first woman to treat me like shit. You're nothing special. No, you've been treated worse by better. Goddamn right. Well, let's not go there. It brings back bad memories.

And we're talking about this last night. That's true. Yeah. What are we talking talking about um being found out as a swinger and or doing porn wow that's taboo so taboo oh my god oh who who will find out oh my god everybody knows so yeah that's um one thing when we do talk to people, that's one of their biggest fears. When we start saying, hey, we're going to be recording this. We're going to put them up on a website. Oh, what if somebody finds out? It's a fucking podcast. We have listeners, but not like the whole fucking world. I wish. We'd actually make money with this thing.

I'm just talking about it. We're no Joe Rogan. Yeah, no, not even close. Not yet. Well, next week. Next week. Next yet. Yeah, well, next week. It's coming. Watch out. Well, that's one of their biggest fears. We're putting things up on various websites and things. We should address the first one I would address that was the most common is the swingers. The swingers, absolutely. People, you know, it's like you see on the various profiles on swinger sites of, oh, we're discreet. Yeah, yeah. Thank you. is the swingers. The swingers, absolutely.

People, you know, it's like you see on the various profiles on swinger sites of, oh, we're discreet. Yeah, yeah. What do you think we do? Bomb out. Hey, I fucked Joe and Betty Smith this weekend. Yeah. Or they have their eyes blocked out and, you know, or their faces are like, you know, they put, distort them or blur them. Blur them. Yeah.

If you're, if you're on the website and if you you're mature enough Well, first of all God forbid you admit to somebody Yeah, we're having sex Oh my God No, those sick fucks next door are having sex Well, it's not that you're having sex You're having sex with other people And you're married Obviously everyone should be consenting Yeah, exactly It's not like the SPCA dating site I don't know.

people and you're married so obviously everyone should be consenting and obviously it's not like you're you know it's not like the spca dating site you know it's like yeah i hooked jane up last night with a chihuahua tore it up man yeah where did that come from uh the spca i just told you okay his mind i don't know sometimes my point is with this is at what point if you're not doing something really embarrassing if you're fucking another human being that is of consenting and of age right why is that embarrassing i don't know uh people might not like the way they look you know yeah but you're not bombing out the pictures of the event on the swinger aspect.

Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying is if you weren't a swinger and you found out, you know, hey, Bob and his wife, the guy, Bob, you work with, him and his wife were swingers, you sit there and go, well, okay. I might not be able to do that, but God bless him on that, you know? It doesn't mean like, oh, my God, Bob's a sick fuck. Him and his wife are having fun. No, wait a minute. And they're fucking everybody. Oh, my God, everybody. They're going to try fucking me next. No. I better not talk to him. Hide. Get him out of here. Fire him. He's fucking the world. Come on. No, wait.

We did meet a vanilla couple recently.

What's he going he gonna do tip 35 percent when he goes out to eat that sick fuck no stop it no i'm that we recently met a couple they're a vanilla couple and they had friends that were in the lifestyle we're still not sure but they were like oh yeah we do have some sick friends and it's like oh yeah they don't know about us then yeah well i mean i think the more we hang out with them they're going to eventually find out yeah we've actually met plenty of no people and one in particular one time pulled me aside and goes are you and donna swingers and i said what makes you say that just the way you guys carry on and you're, you know, just kind of.

So open maybe? Yeah, and that's it, you know, just and everything that you can say. Like, you know, I am, whether I'm a singer or not, I'm going to say what I want to fucking say anyway. You can't control that. No, I can't control it. There's voices in my head. But anyway, but yeah, it's just amazing. It's like, yeah. And like, yeah, I thought so. Just by the way, it's like, yeah, okay, so what? It's like, I never hit on you. Yeah. Yeah. But it's like. That's still, I don't know, taboo for some people. Yeah.

But you would think in today's world where we're trying to teach, you know, first, second graders that, oh, you're gay. Yeah. It's like, the kid is like, what's gay? Exactly. It's like they're still trying to teach first, second graders that oh, you're gay. The kid is like, what's gay? It's like they're still trying to figure out They don't know the ABCs yet. They don't even have a long or short division. What is six divided by three? I don't know. But you're gay, Johnny, aren't you? Would you like to be with another boy? Doesn't Billy's penis look good? Sick fucks.

But anyway, we're not going to go political. Let them decide. We're not going to get into it, yes. But I don't understand where people are so like, Oh my God, we can't let people know. Is your HOA going to kick you the fuck out? Maybe. That would be funny as shit. If some HOA is like, you know, section three, subcategory D, line five, you can only fuck your spouse. Or have an affair. Whoa, now don't go there. Because maybe that would be okay, but consenting or have your fuck somebody else while your spouse watches, that's not cool. That's where they draw the line.

Well, it would tell me that, well, you have cameras hidden in my house. Yeah, that's what it would tell me. Yeah. But I never understood that concept that it's like we're discreet. Do you think, unlike, and I'm not busting on them, but I am, all this gay pride stuff. It is gay pride month. Oh, yeah.

And that's great that they've gotten their rights or whatever yeah okay whatever that's a topic for another day possibly um but you know we don't walk around like i'm heterosexual i love pussy yeah we don't have those parades you know and and like we don't walk around in thongs down the street in a parade with dildos strapped to us and shit and i thought about it a couple times but you were a parade of one i am true and i'm proud of that well but i just i don't know but i just don't get where why are you ashamed of what you do behind closed doors Yeah, and like to keep it behind i mean you're not going to work i mean that's something we've talked about and now it's more recently for you um that little secret you have you go to work and you can't really tell people everything you did over the weekend and that's your discreet yep your discretion whatever i mean you're not gonna work.

Well, I went over and got videotaped fucking this guy's wife a few times in front of him. Yeah, you'll come over like, yeah. There might be a guy at work that you're close to. He's like, man, you ought to hear what I'm doing. And that's fine. That's cool. Just mention it to him, man. Yeah. But, you know, you don't go into work and like, hey, boss, guess what I did this weekend? You know, can I get a raise? I had one this weekend. Yeah. As long as it doesn't affect your current job. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

this weekend you know can i get a raise i had one this weekend yeah as long as it doesn't affect your current job yeah that's what i'm saying but you know with the sexual harassment laws but they are yeah you're not going to go into work and really talk about it anyway no no you might say it's nobody's business because you're swinger today i think people think you're automatically going to go hit on everybody at work. Everybody. Yeah. There were people that said, oh, you're a swinger. You'll fuck anybody. It's like, no. You're still picky and choosy with who you want to talk to and hang out.

I'm even more picky choosy. Yeah, she doesn't pick me anymore. Why would I want ground beef when I get filet mignon? If I said, I'm ground beef, she goes, no, you're a shrimp. No,? I said, I'm ground beef. She goes, no, you're a shrimp. But I like shrimp. I really like shrimp. It's a whole different category. I know. I don't think she meant it in the way of food. Oh. I'm guessing. When I say Vienna sausage, a nice big, you know. Well, the word shrimp implies small. Stay with me here. Work with me. Okay, this is a new routine. I'm trying to work through it, okay? Okay, I'm spam. How's that?

Spam. Meat in the can. There you go. Ooh, that's a whole different webcast. That's a different podcast. I've had your meat in my can a couple times. That's a different podcast there. That's just not this show. Not this one. No've always had the philosophy you know like we talked just about the uh people with they put shit over their face to hide it blur it or whatever on the swinger sites. It's like if you're mature enough to be in the lifestyle, put your face out there. People only go into the swinger websites, they're not going to see your face.

They're going to see if you post up, who aren't swingers, are going to see your naked pictures. But every website that I'm aware of for swingers, you can put your nude pictures, if you put them up there, where you have to be a member to see them. Right. So somebody who's just going to jerk off isn't going to be able to see those pictures. So, you know, and if someone joins a site, well, even if it is your face picture, you know, and they come up to you, hey, you know, I saw you on a swinger site. Well, guess what? They were there. Yeah. Yeah.

So they're interested too, or whatever, you know, it's like something to talk about. Well, my ex-wife, we used to talk about going into adult books. I can't go in there. What if I see someone else I know? They're there too. Go talk to them. See if they have recommendations. you know i mean yeah but i i just i i'm a big believer it's like own what you are yeah you know i own i'm an asshole i own it i can avowage for that yeah i have one yeah i only know i'm an asshole because She keeps telling me I'm an asshole. Sometimes you are. I can be.

And I mean that in the nicest way possible you know well what do they always say made yourself laugh i can't wait to hear it now this is a good one this should be funny she's laughing her titties off god damn this better be funny i'm waiting hang on let me get another sip of bourbon hold on now i lost my train of thought thanks like what are you drinking no i'm drinking water i mean that's your problem not enough not enough alcohol in your blood system that's true too much blood in your alcohol system whichever it is now i forget what i was going to say never mine.

Oh that funny is that funny sorry i missed it i won't sleep tonight oh i'll be laying there what the fuck was she thinking i so want to hear that i feel like joe biden no stop yeah stop it that's terrible i don't even want to know that's not good so you're keeping this to yourself now pretty much wow i'm that discreet i'm not telling anybody if we find out that what was funny we're gonna make fun of you yeah i'm sure we will we're gonna out you you know i mean yeah do people i guess they think they're gonna be like you go to church you know let's pretend these people go to church and then all of a sudden the minister's like, Bob and Sue in the back pew, please leave, you swinging pricks.

Or meet my wife and I in the confession later. That's probably more like it. That's probably more like it. The question is, what are you going to do in the confession? Are you confessing, or are you getting abolished of your sin, baby? Yeah.

sin oh there goes all over her face give me an hour i'm ready to sin again yeah i sinned once i'm ready to sin again my balls were full sin and i feel sin free now yeah i feel so much better afterwards so cleansed yeah there's nothing like a good orgasm and that's what i'm saying and again are you afraid to admit that you enjoy sex and orgasms and and pleasing other people isn't that what life should be about is bringing pleasure to other people exactly that are consenting and of age yeah yeah i agree you know i mean i don't sex is one of the few things we have left that's free and makes everyone feel good.

Yep. As long as they're consenting and of age. We've got to preface that every time. Consenting and of age. Of course. Somebody would fucking find, you know, take that out of context. Yeah.

They're saying you should go, you know, no, I'm not going to say that no so I mean I find you know when things are stressful what's better whether you give it to yourself or you get it from somebody an orgasm as long as you can concentrate whatever's stressing you out if you can concentrate and get that orgasm it's just like okay I took the edge off of that okay it's still there it's but but i could deal with it now i could think it just does something yeah and it's one of the few things like that you can get for free yeah i mean that's free is good free is good i just don't understand like what the problem is with that whole discretion thing like what they really think everybody's going to look at them in a different light there are certain professions in all honesty that have um moral moral clauses i guess a moral cause reads you should not enjoy life or be human like teachers can't do it supposedly doctors people, wow.

Sign a, yeah, my ex-wife was a nurse, or still is, whatever she is. I don't give a fuck. I know what she is, but it's not a profession. It's a life choice. It's a life choice.

But, you know, when we were in the lifestyle, she's like, oh, I can't have my picture i get caught and it's like really well who's do you think do you think your jobs or your friends go i know vince is out there somewhere i'm gonna find that fucker i'm gonna out him oh my god vince enjoys sex out there and fuck it yeah it's like yeah i do yeah you don't have to look i'll save you time yeah exactly if you want i'll give you the web address just make it easier yeah yeah just make it easier and we've been in the swing lifestyle pretty long yeah 20 years 20 years and nobody's found out that i know of nobody's confronted i mean like i said we've had people that kind of guess yeah they just kind of guess but and we have friends that have dabbled in it and you know we admit it you know there was like general conversations usually alcohol is involved generally speaking and you know in the process of a conversation you know it might go something like you know it's like oh this girl is so fucking hot i'd fuck her and it, yeah, if my wife would let me.

I said, well, my wife will. Exactly. And then all of a sudden, they're like, no. Really? That's an option? Yeah. Yeah, that's an option. It is if your wife allows you. Well, of course, the other person in conversation needs to allow you. And that's true. But, yeah. You can want her or you want her. But then we found out there's that one couple that are now divorced and stuff, but they had dabbled in it. I think there's more and more people, if you look on the website, there's more younger people getting into screening. I noticed that too. I think it's become...

I think sex is making, obviously, a whole new revolution. It's becoming i mean it's like evolving yeah it's it's less taboo yes yeah i think you still have some people holding on to it or what to that to the old like it's almost like you know it does belong in the bedroom you know it's not something you want to talk to about your kids. You want to talk about sexuality to them, but not about your sexuality. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah, I don't need to broadcast what I do or don't do in and out of the bedroom. No, we just send them to the website and they can see all of it.

Yep, that's the place to go. Which is hotwifedonnalyn.com. If you want to see that. You've got to make a plug. Yeah, plug it in. And now we're going to have Cougar Tamer over here. Yep. Putting his site up. And so we'll have to get that address out to people too so you can see his little action too. Yeah, because there'll be hopefully other women besides me right now. Yeah, there's going to be a collection, Troy. Take your vitamins, that's all I can tell you. Take your vitamins. I do. Yeah, so, and again, like outing for porn. It's like, oh, I shoot porn.

Well, how are they going to know if they're not watching porn? That's true. Exactly. And if they're watching your porn, you're probably making money off them. So what the it's like yeah do you like it i mean there's so much out there i mean if exactly just the fact that i if i think i'm going to be found out you know by family members or whatever i mean there's thousands and thousands and thousands of websites and you know outlets so i mean for me to be found it one grain of sand on the beach. I think we've talked about this before, but we'll mention it again. And you danced for 22 years. Yes.

We've been shooting adult content, really, since 98. Yeah, yeah, the very, very first. Off and on since 98. Off and on since 98. Wow. And only been recognized once. Once. And that guy, she shot videos with him yeah see because he knew her by her porn name didn't know her by her real name no so it wasn't like hey i went to school with you and i saw you're shooting porn and your name on there is this no no he knew me was my because he's yeah he knew my porn name which is funny we were both on the ellipticals at the gym. Really? He had a big dick, but he was a bigger dick. He was a bigger dick.

He was one of those guys that's like... He's full of himself. Yeah. Oh, look at me. I'm like an Italian stud. He's like, oh, whatever. I don't like those types. No, we don't either. Nah. But... No. Yeah, so, I mean, people... I don't know. I guess my situation, our situation is different. We don't care.

no one pays our bills we pay our bills exactly you know so i don't like what i'm doing then too bad for you if i'm asking you for money or you're paying my bills then you can say something but if you're not paying my bills or giving me money or helping me in some way that is very detrimental to you fuck you yep and we're having her sister her sister and brother all don't like me and i don't give two fucks and it's i'm outspoken yes you are i know i'm not shy i'm not shy um but and again i expect that you know you've seen it don't piss on my shoes and tell me it's raining.

You know, if there's something I'm doing that's an asshole, tell me I'm an asshole. I'm like, oh, okay, man, I'm sorry. I do constantly. I have no problem with it. You've got to remind him. You've got to remind him. But I've turned that into, like, sex talk now. Oh, okay. So you find it exciting, yes? Oh, you're such an asshole. I'm not running him on the whole time. I know. No, I didn't turn it into exciting.

I say okay i'm not getting sex so i go jerk off oh is that how you're doing that okay that's my sex talk okay what she just told me i'm not getting late tonight all right take my take it into my own hands take it into his own hands i'm going to get the penny pincher read the ads and jerk off penny pincher oh that That's your turn. Lawn mower for sale. Oh, yeah, mow that grass. Firewood sale. Oh, motherfuckers. Oh, it's so rock hard. Give me the cord. Give me the cord. Deliver that cord, bitch. Yeah, but anyway, that's right. I don't know where this comes from. I plead ignorance.

I suffer from DSP. Dead sperm buildup. Dead sperm buildup. I see, I see. That'll make sense. Yeah, it does. See what happens if you don't get that release? Where you get married? Or you get married. Don't get married. Just saying. And people who don't want to shoot porn or whatever, it's fine. I'm not a performer. I can't do shit in front of the camera. Behind the camera, I'm magic. Oh, yeah. In front of the camera, I'm a lump of fat with a short dick. Stop it. It's not that bad. It's not that bad. Wow.

Says the woman who gave me a pair of tweezers with a magnifying glass attached to it one time. I found that. I thought it was funny. I just thought it was a joke. Yeah, totally. I'm still in therapy for that. Oh, yeah. He's got PTSD. I have to go to my safe space. Oh, yeah. I feel comfortable. I feel threatened. Take that penny picture. Yeah. Take that penny picture and go penny picture and go to the bedroom. I've read that one too many times. It's not exciting anymore. Yeah, it's all sticky now. I can't wait. I can't wait for the next one.

I really love when those Quipper things come through with all the little coupons. Oh, yeah. So that's what does it for you. Clean my gutters. Clean my gutters. Yeah, most of them are home improvement. It's true. Yeah, really get off the track here. Again, we talked a little bit the other day about fetishes, and some of the private videos we're shooting. Oh, yeah. These different ones. Wow. And we shot one before this show. Oh, yes. The humiliation. Yeah, humiliation. That's a whole other fetish. Now, this is the first time you've been exposed to that, right? Yeah, personally. Yeah, personally.

Yeah, I don't normally watch videos like that. It's not my thing. Yeah, it's not mine either. I don't get it. Oh, God. There are guys that... Can you get any... Would you get off with a woman humiliating you while she's doing something else? No, but I think it's more for like CEOs and powerful people. Like they just kind of like that. Oh, because they are so powerful. We've heard that about, we met a girl who was a dominatrix. Okay. She used to work with Donald. She was a stripper. Yeah. And she would tell us. She was telling us one time we were talking about things.

And she said how most most of her clients are very powerful people, chiefs of police, judges, lawyers and stuff. And she said, you know, that they love, they can, just by her humiliating them, they can come. Yeah. No, she doesn't touch them. She said, I don't have sex with them. I don't touch them. But, you know, she made one guy, she drove a hearse. That's how dark this bitch was. She's pretty dark. She drove a hearse. That's hardcore. She said she put one guy in diapers and made him lick her white walls clean. He came while doing it. Yeah. Oh, my God. I was going to tell.

Made another guy in diapers, made him roll around in dog shit in her backyard wow that's harsh they love it and apparently it's like I don't know man I don't like being humiliated no I'm I don't be humiliated I can I can laugh at myself we can make jokes about me I make more jokes about me than anyone else because I know all the bad shit about me but and there's not much oh no not much at all you could create a whole series Thank you not much. Oh, no, not much at all. You could create a whole series. Really? Why don't you go back and try to discuss what you were laughing at?

I'll put you in a round room until you piss in a corner, really confuse you. That would confuse me. It does that a lot.

Confuse yeah your logic i ask her what day is it she's uh today uh it's morning but um yeah these people i don't know i don't find it's not my cup of tea i mean i'm a person i'd rather have a woman tell me i mean she have to lie to me but tell me oh my god you're so sexy you're attractive yeah i love you all that stuff but i i can't afford her to pay her to say that to me anymore so yeah i maxed out my credit card son of a bitch i said i'm married to you do i get a free one no no i said but everybody else everybody else doesn't pay what i pay she goes have you seen what you look like oh i never say that to my face that's so mean tell me about it i'm not mean that's what a mean person would say yeah okay so anyway but uh yeah these fetishes so today we shot that humiliation one where you were talking to your X.

Okay. So anyway. But yeah, these fetishes. So today we shot that humiliation one where you're talking to your ex. Yes. Telling him how his little wee wee did not satisfy you. Yes, we actually had the the ex before you Vince. I had I use that as your ex. So I was hoping you weren't talking about no not talking about you talking about you. He was such a douchebag. And still is. I don't even know. Oh, I'm sure he is. I'm sure he is too, but that's why I'm not with him. Exactly. He's a douchebag. Fuck him. Hot Dash Seifers on YouTube. Anyway. I just heard what you just said.

The underton, nobody else would get that. So just leave it go. Yeah. But anyway, so, yeah, I mean, everyone's got their thing. And I'm sorry, I'm belittling the humiliation thing. It's just, I mean, there's so many fetishes I don't understand. Yeah. Like you had to shoot a custom video for a guy.

Didn have to but we did yeah with panty stuffing now in your case it was panty hose yeah there's a big thing for panty well first explain oh panty hose is a fetish in itself yes let's let's get into panty stuffing panty stuffing is when you take the panties and you stuff them in your vagina it's like that doesn't even sound make you into a tissue dispenser something like that what i had to do the whole panty hose that's you know three feet of fabric going into my little a lot of material i'm like stuffing it in at first it was like doesn't it dry you out yes remember i was like i kept saying i feel irritated i think that's what it was i'm sure like a little sponge yeah yeah and like stuffing it in it irritated me like the next day i was like oh doesn't really belong in there no it doesn't belong in there what's yeah no what's the weirdest fetish you know of that i know of yeah um not that you like but not the experience but We just going to try to top that, because I can.

Oh, I'm sure. Jeez. You mentioned earlier about the diaper thing, and that. Yeah. That was one of the weirdest, I think, yeah. Have you ever heard of ball crushing? Oh. I've read it, and that's all I've done.

i didn't want to look into it more as a man you know i will share this horror with you okay it's where a woman either stomps on your neck okay or kicks you in the nuts okay well my my boy my boys can take some damage his legs just crossed yeah his eyes crossed i mean they can they can take some but nothing nothing no no force but there are guys who get this done to them they're dripping pre-cum and just rock hard it's like no you kick me in the nuts once i'm able to breathe again i'm gonna kill you yeah it's not no yeah that's that's a weird one now we met a guy she shot with him but not in this case but we shot with him dennis oh yeah he liked pain oh my god this motherfucker god bless him he should be a navy seal he should be the clothes he could get erect with normal stimulation to some degree.

Yeah, but... To get him... Really rock hard. Rock hard. Go ahead. You do it. We put the... Well, there's a lot more than one thing. I'm thinking about the wooden clothespins. We put 16 of them on his shaft and nuts.

And the more we put on, the more he dripped pre-cum and the harder yep as you took them off yeah he went limp he went limp we did the black ones to the plastic ones they're not as they're not they're not as tight they're not as tight but the old wooden ones wooden ones yeah only with the springs yeah oh my god it was like tell how how Sinful also was like scratching his back, drawing blood. Oh, no, she bit him. She bit him. But she also scratched him. And scratched him and bit him and drew blood. Broke the skin. Broke the skin. And he's fucking loving everything. Oh, my God.

He's digging it, huh? Now, we also know another girl, we'll give out her name, that dated a guy who apparently was Special Forces. Oh, yes and um he loved to be pegged yeah he had his own eight inch dildo to get pegged with yeah and also she had to hit him with like high heels like hit him on the back with the heel oh yeah and draw blood if she didn't draw blood he didn't like it he didn't he couldn't come the sad part was he went through all this yeah he went through all this but didn't give her any pleasure. Oh, no shit. After that, my arms would be sore. He might have had his job.

Maybe she should get the pleasure first. Yeah, that's what you would have to do. Here's my thought process on that. If he likes that kind of pain, do you think he's going to be soft and loving to somebody wouldn't he be like reciprocating i met the guy a few times he was a fucking ass from the word go oh i could see where he would be special force he's a dick he would take no no uh sympathy no no yeah he's i don't think he'd be a good lover he's a badass he's probably great at his job as being a seal but i don't he wasn't a seal he was special forces special forces he wasn be a good lover.

He's a badass. He's probably great at his job as being a SEAL, but... He wasn't a SEAL. He was Special Forces. Special Forces? He wasn't a SEAL. Okay. No. But still, I don't think he'd be really compassionate in the bedroom. I don't know if he has that capacity. No, he loves himself. Yeah. Yeah. From when I met him, he was all about himself. This person, I can't say that for everybody, but... Yeah, no, I'm not saying all Special Forces. Yeah, but... You know, this one individual, and that's all I can talk about. Thank you. This person, I can't say that for everybody.

No, I'm not saying all special forces. This one individual, that's all I can talk about. That's a fetish I don't understand. He was actually a special asshole. If you're going to be an asshole, be the best asshole you can be. Again, getting into this fetish thing, we met a gentleman who approached us about shooting with us and stuff. And we found out through conversations, he likes to wear a cock cage. He wants to be pegged. He likes to be humiliated and shit like that. And through further conversation with him, he likes all this because his wife won't do it. Oh, yeah, exactly.

It's like, dude, you know it's like oh she won't find out it's like we don't care we're in a stable relationship nothing can happen to us nope but you're on a yeah you're you know you're not you're not gonna fuck up our marriage exactly that's my job i'll fuck up this marriage but like i said before i think she's cheating on me oh yeah there's no evidence i was going to ask her earlier but she's busy sucking your dick so it's like i won't interrupt her right now later thank you thank you she was busy i didn't want to interrupt her been rude on my part yeah very rude and then i was going to ask her again but it's like nope she's up doggy style getting it.

I'll wait till she's done. Then it's like, then she has her dick back in her mouth. Ah, see, I can't answer. Then I was like, okay, she's done, but she had her mouth full come. It's like, God damn it. I just can't get a word in edgewise. No, no. She was busy. Very busy. She was tied up at the moment. Oh, I couldn't have been. I didn't see that part. Uh-oh. Maybe later. I don't remember shooting that part. Maybe later. That would be fun. Yeah. That's one of my fetishes. I do like being restrained. Yeah. Yeah, I enjoy that as well. Yeah? Yeah, I have some restraints.

It's just a different aspect. It's different scenarios. We don't have that bed restraint system. No, I think we either dry rotted or it was a long time ago. It would crisscross underneath your bed and then the arm restraints came up and the leg restraints came up from underneath the bed. And technically, by law, for adult website submissions, you can only have three limbs restrained. Really? Yeah, because they still have an ability to get loose. So it proves it's not against their... Yeah. You think signing all their... Yeah, exactly. Turn the camera off, you can do what the fuck you want.

Yeah, yeah exactly but if you're gonna put it up on a website that was that was that one website i think it's a general standard you think it is a general standard it's probably not a bad thing to do or or have it so you can wiggle out so well there was there was a major website out of california that has an old armory that does all fetish shit oh wow and they got in a lot of trouble for the bondage type stuff that you know they shoot video now afterwards like oh yes video with a girl before like hey what are we doing oh we're gonna do a thing where you're gonna tie me up and you're gonna have five guys come over and fuck my ass you know well i'm bound and blindfolded it's like okay you're okay with that oh i'm looking forward to it okay they shoot it then at the end of the video all of a sudden it's like so how did it go oh i loved every second of it yeah it's like okay you weren't forced no no i did this willingly they're covering it they got their ass sued really even with all that or is that some girl it wasn't no they weren't doing that at the time okay at the time and some girls like oh they did it against my will i didn't have a choice and all that stuff you know so yeah she just probably wanted money yeah do you think maybe yeah maybe there's people like that out there too oh yeah oh yeah well maybe they went further than what you wanted we don't know well i mean i don't well if you don't have any proof yeah yeah again as as a model you go into a site without someone there with you yeah you're to protect you and you tell them you're you know when i did photography and i shot women i always tell them you're welcome to bring whoever you want the only thing i ask is they don't interrupt my shoot they can sit there and watch i don't care yeah but they're not going to tell me no you should do this or do that i said you can tell me listen i don't want to do this and i don't want to do that's fine i that's i don't care well the one model brought her mom and dad really yep mom and dad now she wasn't doing nudes or anything no no oh it was too cold that's well no she wasn't doing nudes yeah at the time i got her to do nudes eventually but her mom and dad weren Now, she wasn't doing nudes or anything.

No, no. Oh, it was too cold. No, she wasn't doing nudes. Yeah, at the time. I got her to do nudes eventually, but her mom and dad weren't there. Yeah. But not that I got her to. She did. She did. She wanted to. Well, she matured. She was young. I mean, she was like 18 or whatever when we started shooting her. No, she was 20 at the time. Well, still pretty young. Yeah, but she was legal.

Yeah, always legal, absolutely so but it was interesting she brought her mom and her dad that was funny yeah well they came to the studio one time too they were nice they were nice we were very professional but um so yeah what i mean so your one of your fetishes being tied up i did not know that well yeah actually because it's never it's never happened to me yet i've always done the restraining right right yeah so actually being restrained is blindfolded and restrained or just uh no i like this i like to see yeah i like to see i don't know if i'd enjoy the blind part blind blindfolding we did one with me me with two guys.

I was blindfolded. Remember, there were two guys, and you try to get two guys with the same body type. Oh, that wasn't a web shoot, though. No, no. It was just, we were just playing. It was like a birthday gift or something. Yeah, something.

And I just had LASIKs done, so I had, I couldn't, I had to be blindfolded anyway anyway okay they gave you like special goggles online the pictures they looked like they had the same body type they showed up the one guy lied one guy lied but i was blindfolded so it was hard for me to tell anyway he lied by about 60 pounds exaggerated a little a little bit okay yeah it was that was kind of fun you're like you know because it was our one friend yeah i'm waiting for another gentleman are you blocking the way i can see him he's like no i'm him like really um you might want to update your profile pictures just saying but it worked out how about a picture of you at burger king that's all i'm gonna say how about a buffet because you were saying his gosh he he he goes he and i could be body doubles not with the other the other gentleman who was like worked out a lot he was like pretty ripped and and the funny thing is that their profile pictures looked identical okay and they had the same name another one had the same name, again.

It was two Bryans. Two Bryans. And they both, according to the website pictures, had the same body. Or similar enough. So if you are a swinger, here's something I'm going to tell you. If you're going to meet somebody who has a fantasy and it's like, oh, this guy looks like he's got the body I want, meet him at a public place first. Yep. Yep. Because we met a gentleman that pictures were good looking. He wasn't a bad looking guy, but the pictures on his profile were not him. We're not him. And I confronted him. I said, you're not the guy. Oh, no.

I found a guy who looks similar to me and has the same body type. I was like, okay. He was a nice guy. He's hiding. Well, he is a professional. professional right he was a doctor he said I can't have my picture out there because of the whole cause again yeah yeah morality cause and he says so it's like all right so we shot videos a bunch of videos with him and his face wasn't in any of them no that doesn't need to be his dick was in all of them so unless somebody Is that Dr need to be. His dick was in all of them. So unless somebody... Is that Dr. McCoy's cock? I know that cock anyway.

I think I know that cock. When he was operating on me, it rubbed against my arm. Nobody's going to know. Yeah. No one cares. Nobody cares. Again, oh, Dr. McCoy. I don't know what his name is. I have no idea. Dr. McCoy does sound funny, though. Yeah. It's like... Doc Holliday. Dr. McCockin. That should be your poor name. Dr. McCockin. Jack Mahogoff. Yeah, yeah. Dr. Pope McCockin. But... I made myself laugh.

But it's like, oh god the doctor likes sex dear god what's wrong with him sick well there's having sex with your wife and then there's having porn well let me put it this way okay if he's having like normal sex or getting his dick sucked i get it he sits there go oh my god look at dr mccalkin getting fucking railed in the ass by you know okay yeah oh my god he's getting gangbying by you know all these transvestites oh my god it was like okay you might not accept that right exactly whether you want to deem it right or wrong i'm not i'm just saying yeah you know or hey doctor likes to dress up like a woman and sit on baby doll heads up his ass, whatever.

Where'd you come up with this? Don't look at my phone. That's all I'm going to say. There's probably a fetish out there. Oh, I'm sure there's a fetish to it. There's shit that's fetish. I sit there and go, who the fuck thinks that up? Like the one I always go with. with shit's so creative well if you here's something for everybody go to clips for sale type in this in a search engine clips for sale fetishes and you will get a list of over 2 000 fetishes that people or more last time we looked it was a little over 2 000 it was just We printed out a book. It was like, we printed them all out.

Farting is a fetish. I should be their king. You should be. Queefing, farting, food smashing. I guess anything could be. Food smashing. Here's the one I always question. Abused shoes. Do you know what abused shoes fetish is? No, not really.

Solomon Haft, do you have beardedomon have no wearing shoes that are like all torn and just having sex and having a woman wearing wearing them while she's having sex so it's not that unusual yeah it is i'm not looking at what the fuck shoes she's wearing no but there's still foot fetishes and foot okay i'll notice she's got nice heels or something okay but if she's got like an old pair of deck shoes and they're all ripped and you know dog in a tread i'm not looking at that no if she has nice shoes i'd be like oh she has nice shoes and i keep looking yeah up top yeah yeah i want to fantasize with my dick in her pussy not like oh i want to smell those shoes.

But, of course, I don't fantasize about, I wonder how many pairs of underwear are getting stuff in that crotch. Not that many. We should make some bets. I was like, okay, Walmart run. We're buying a couple packs of, you know. Granny panties? Oh, no. They all got to be the same size. Big old butt ones. We pull them out and put them on our sailboat and go around the pond. That's disgusting. It's like a flag. All three of us could jump in those fuckers. Pantaloons. You know, bloomers. With that big sewn-in pad in the bottom for the super absorbent. That's just nasty.

It comes with fucking tie-down straps to your feminine napkin. Strap that fucker in there. We're bleeding this week. Oh, God, that's just so disgusting. Oh. Where do you come up with these things? Your mind is not right. Your mind just is not right. No, my mind is right. It's not left. But anyway, we'll move on. And moving on. But yeah, no, some of these fetishes. Like I said, look, get a chance. Go to, like I said, Clips for Sale. That's Clips, the number four, sale.com.

But just go into a search engine, type in Clips for Sale Fetishes, and you'll get get a list and you're going to sit there and go through this list and go what the fuck well the one I always marvel at is the balloon popping we tried doing that one and we didn't understand enough about it I don't think was there a lot of them that you couldn't even like pronounce like strange words no not so much I mean bukkake is a strange word oh yeah well bukkake sure yeah well bukkake i get that fetish yeah i'm not but i get it oh um but no that's simple that's easy that's straight to me yeah that is we're talking shit like like one time she was doing a cam and a guy just wanted to see the nape of her neck.

Yep. Okay. There's armpit fetish. Guys wanted to see your armpit. Yep, armpit fetishes. The smashing food. Remember, we had one girl. One girl we knew, she got paid money to go to Burger King, buy a couple Whoppers, put it on a bar stool, and sit on it, you know, naked and smash it with a crotch and then pick it up and eat it. Yeah. You know what? I'd probably pay for that. I'd pay to watch that. Would you? Yeah. Well, we did that one video with them. I might pay to eat that. But I'd want to be there. Yeah. I mean, not so much about her smashing, but just to get the burger.

I haven't had one long time. Yeah. That was pretty good. Well, what about that food thing? I can't have the bread, though. Okay. Okay. I can't have the bread. Okay, just have the burger, but not the bread. Well, I did that. I was with Big Macs. I remember we did the whole food thing. Yeah. And we smeared food all over each other. Erotic eating, we called it, yeah. Erotic eating. It was very messy. Feeding each other and rubbing around each other. And it was like, it was ribs. Was it ribs? Yep. I went out to the, there was a barbecue truck out in front of my office.

It was like in this office complex. And I went out there and grabbed ribs and pulled pork and stuff. Oh. She pulled his pork. It was so messy, disgusting. And there was like, we had to like wipe off with like baby wipes. People have bought that video. Oh, I know.

I'll have to post that up that's yeah that'd be fun because we have his yes release and shit yeah yeah erotic eating so that was it was fun i wish we had some place to wash up afterwards that's my big yeah that's what i worried about for those who if you know big max he's a friend of ours um just talked to him the other day and And he might be doing a podcast on our network. That would be so much fun. He was always a great... He wants to do a different twist on the podcast. He wants to talk about the ins and outs and the techniques of shooting porn. Behind the scenes, more like...

Like how to shoot porn if you're interested. Oh, interesting. All this stuff. More on a professional end of things. Yeah, behind the scenes stuff. We'll have to get him to call into one of the shows. That'd be fun. So he's not located near us right now. No, interesting. All this stuff. More on a professional end of things. Yeah, behind the scenes. Yeah. We'll have to get him to call into one of the shows. That'd be fun. So he's not located near us right now. No, no. Darn. Yeah. All right. I think we covered that topic. I think we exhausted it.

All this talk about pulled pork has actually made me hungry. It should be done by now. Pulled pork? Yeah. But we're not going to smear it all over our bodies. Too late.

That's why i'm having a burger i know where that pork has been oh you're disgusting all right newman i don't know if you really want to eat this pulled pork now i'm just gonna say that barbecue sauce burns a little bit burns a little bit oh well now you know and by the way we're out of wet wipes great thank you so much where do you come up with this stuff I'm speechless it's called bourbon influence help we're in trouble alright well we'll wrap this bad boy up. Yeah. That sounds great. And my people listen to Sean and go, what the fuck did I just hear? I'm shaking my head. I don't even know.

You do that anyway. I do. Because you're old. Shut up. It's because you come up with these things and I'm like, what the fuck is going on in your head? I don't, I just don't know. And just for people, as she says this, this happens all day long long this is not just on there this is just all day long people i work with the guys i work with like where do you get this shit i said you're only hearing what overflows out of my head what goes on in my head stays there but some of it dribbles out you know you just stay just stay in, just let it dribble out. That's what you said to him earlier.

It should just stay in. Don't let it dribble out. It dribbled out anyway. Got your leg messy. Yeah, it sure did. All right, so I'm done. Thank God. You want to thank Newman? Yes, Newman, thank you for being on here again. And this is Donalyn saying goodnight all and stay safe.