Games for Swinger Parties?

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hello everybody and this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot white podcast how are you doing tonight I'm doing great. Oh, you're just a bundle of excitement over there. I just got done a 10-hour day, so. Woo, excitement doesn't end. Yeah. So anyway, yeah, winter's here. It has shown its ugly head. Yeah. It's very chilly out there. It's going to get worse, though. Yeah. So how is your recovery? I know, but I'm asking for those out there. Every day gets a little better. I'm really in no pain at all. They won't let me drive, but I start physically.

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We also heard from another couple on Swing Lifestyle SLS that went to that hotel takeover that our friends went to also. And they have two different experiences. So we're going to talk to hopefully both the couples. Yeah. Was it Nate and? Dne daphne nate and daphne they had a great experience oh they had a great experience supposedly that's what they that's what i think i'm back on they told me yeah take on right and then the uh our friends up in the scranton area where this happened apparently had more of a situation uh from what i can tell sort of like what we've Yeah, it was...

So we're not going to get into that. It was just frightening for us. So we want to hear from everybody about your experiences in different parts of the lifestyle, good, bad, and indifferent. Tell us your stories, your experiences. It would be great. So info at hotwifepodcast.com. Love to hear from you guys. Nice. So tonight's topic is? Games for swinger parties. Oh, okay. Yeah, actually this is kind of interesting. Do you remember? Like buttgammon? That could be interesting. Go fuck? Do you remember we bought some games like that? Yeah, a long time ago. It wasn't Spencer's, was it?

I think it might have been. One was, yeah, it was one of these board games. We even tried making a board game, and it just didn't really go anywhere. We weren't trying to do anything but use it for ourselves. No. Remember, we had another couple there, and it was like, you know, you land on a thing, it's like, you know. Yeah, it was just fuck. Well, it was cool, but it just didn't have enough finesse. We needed some people to help work the bumps out of it. Yeah, yeah. But, I mean, we tried. We tried board games. We tried other games.

But, you know, I think games can be kind of fun if you have the right uh group of people for sure it could be fun i think i think it it can add to the eroticism it could also add to possibly helping people that are new to that group or new to swinging have fun and ease into it sure yeah i i agree i i some of these games games sound actually pretty good. There's actually games that we played growing up that were the same, but maybe not in the swinging realm. Oh, really? No? Not quite that. Who would have really thought that Ghost in the Graveyard wasn't erotic? Oh, no, no.

The first one they have here is Truth or Dare, and I remember playing that when i was a kid i've always heard about that i just never i've never played it never don't know it's it's like you know they'll say like oh truth or dare and you either say you know truth you have to tell a truth or dare they make you do something so you know i always want the truth because they make you do something stupid like i, jump off the ceiling. Well, I think the swinger party might be different.

Yeah, but a swinger party might be like, oh, you know, go suck so-and-so's dick or whatever or, you know, sit on his lap. I think at a swinger party it'd be all dare, wouldn't it? All right, well, I dare to go fuck this guy. Oh, okay. Truth is going to be, okay, okay. Have you had sex with more than two people? Yes. Yes. Big deal. Next.

You're not really shocking somebody no no there's not too much well it depends like if you if you're new to that environment you might not want to do the dare you might not want you might not yeah especially if you're like oh i don't know anybody here i mean i think that that the truth could potentially be boring at a certain swinger point. Oh, not necessarily. It's like, how many guys have you been with at one time? It's like, do they have to be on the same team? Yeah, right. Which continent? That could be interesting. Yeah, well, I mean, again, I think the truth would be, okay.

I mean, I said to her, it's like, you know, do you do anal? Yes. Okay, but it's not the same as like if you're at a non-swinging party. You're sitting there and it's like, so, Bob, does your wife take it in your ass? No, I'm saying truth or dare. Yeah, but I'm saying truth or dare. He says, you know, I'll tell truth. Truth. Okay, your wife take it in the ass? Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. A swinger party. Bob, your wife take it in the ass? Fuck, yeah. And everybody's like, yeah, me too. She'll take one of the pussy, too, man. DP the bitch, you know? It doesn't have the same impact.

No, not quite the same. It should just be dare or dare. Dare or more daring. Dare or, yeah. Dare or group sex. Here's one I thought. I'm skipping down a couple here because they're kind of boring. This one I think would be really kind of fun. Erotic Pictionary. I made all, every time I played it, it was dirty anyway. Was it really? I don't think I've ever actually played Pictionary. Oh, well. Well, you know, the artist and you would take too much, you don't get that much time to draw what you have to do. Oh, yeah, I'd be like, oh, the perspective was off on this.

Hang on, let me shade it in, and oh, my God, the shadow would be cast in this direction. Yeah, that could be a problem for me. You're just drawing a soft pretzel. But I have to draw the grains of salt. Oh, my gosh. And there'd be a little shadow coming off of them. And a steam, maybe it's hot. A couple of them might have just a little glint of light bouncing off the salt crystal. It's like, just draw the fucking pretzel. Yeah, you know.

You have like the word penis you'd be drawing a saying and putting veins in it all this stuff now you'd be questioning your head like is it a shaved one or is there like lightly groomed or is it just natural natural? What's my inspiration? What's my inspiration? How these guys drop trowel. Yeah. Draw me, draw me. See, I think that'd be kind of fun. Naughty Pictionary. I think it'd be more erotic is, okay, make it dirty Pictionary or whatever you want to call it. Might be a different name. So, the person drawing the picture has to be blindfolded. Okay.

And then what you do is you have to give them you know, obviously say it's a woman. Okay. So all of a sudden okay, go over and like some guy comes over and he stands there naked and you have to,'re grabbing his crotch and i have to try to draw it without you know we're all sudden it's like draw it from feeling you know his dick is inserted into a woman and you're feeling that and you're feeling them you know it could be erotic that way that could be pretty erotic you know could be his tongue on a nipple, and you have to feel it.

So you're feeling what's going on here, and then you have to draw it. And then you have to draw it. Interesting. Well, actually, that is one of the other ones, is sensory play, where you blindfold. Oh, okay, yeah. So that's similar, sensory play. Yeah, I'm combining two, Pictionary and sensory play. Well, they almost said what you did almost verbatim because you blindfolded the players and take turns guessing various objects or textures, which is basically what you're saying if you go and... Well, see, I'd be blindfolding somebody and then seeing if they can guess who it is they're touching.

Oh, I don't think that. That'd be hard to do. Everybody feels kind of the same.

Well of well you're hoping it's hard but no but i think that'd be erotic you don't know yeah you're sitting there blindfolded you don't know is it your partner is it you know unless you have something that's very very distinctive yeah if you know the one guy sports 12 inches soft or a woman has giant huge breasts with big meaty pierced nipples i'm gonna know exactly who that is you know what i'm saying you don't if there's new people there new people they have something yeah but if there's something like that you'll probably know who it is okay maybe you take out the hands out of it and you have to guess who it is just using your mouth oh i still could tell your blindfold well i guess for something like that i still could tell yeah you'd go up up that's so-and-so well that took the fun out of it let's not invite donna back to those games we're not to play any reindeer games no no i take all the fun out of it you'd go oh i know that perfume That's so-and-so.

Okay. Well, that means I just use my sensory, my senses more. You're taking all the fun out of the game. No. Taking all the fun out of the job. Out of the game. Okay. That's what I'm doing. Okay. What's one of the other games? I remember this.

I don't think I ever played it because it was very taboo but when we were kids you always heard about playing spin the bottle but this is like naughty spin the bottle with a twist it was it's like you're supposed to spin the bottle then you whoever points to you and whoever the partner is going to a closet or whatever there is and it's usually in somebody's basement there's a closet two minutes in Heaven or something like that? Yeah, Seven Minutes in Heaven was the other one. Seven? I only need two. Yeah, you only need two. It's only a one-sided heaven at that point.

I never play these games, but I always heard people, oh, yeah, we're going to play that. I'm like, oh, okay, I guess. I don't know. I played Spin the Bottle once when I was a kid. There wasn't any seven minutes in heaven. Right. We just weaned over the bottle and kissed the girl or whoever. Right. It wasn't kissing guys. Right, right. I said, it hits a guy, you're like, I'm done. I don't care what those pictures look like. They're still up on the internet, huh? And once you post them. They were Photoshopped, I swear. I swear. Yeah, so that could be kind of fun.

Yeah, spin the bottle could be fun. Definitely could have all kinds of things. Well, another one's called the hot seat. When I was thinking hot seat, I was thinking get somebody in the middle and you grind on them like a hot seat. Like a titty bar. A titty bar, that kind of hot seat. Apparently this one is, the participant sits in a chair while others ask them questions. The game can lead to revealing personal desires or fantasies, enhancing understanding and connection among the guests. I think my hot seat. Hang on, that whole description just like. Wait, see. It was like so anti-erotic.

Read that one more time. Just talking in English. One participant sits in a chair while others ask them questions. So it's like you're getting interrogated. I'm already revved up. The game can lead to revealing personal desires or fantasies, enhancing understanding and connection among guests. It seems, I like my hot seat better, you know, like a dry grind on them, like, you know, dirty couch dance. I like my hot seat a lot better. Yeah, just basically you sit in a chair while a bunch of people ask you questions. Yeah, it's like interrogation. I don't see it being fun or wrong.

Well, if there's like a really bright light on you and they curse at you, I could see that being kind of fun. Yeah, a little slapjack. Yeah, you know, some kind of little, you know, like I got abducted. Yeah, yeah. A black eye maybe. Oh, see, I'm so wet. I'm so wet from that. Welding clamps on the nipples maybe. Ooh. Not that I've thought about this. Not much. No. Here's one I don't think I would like. It has to be the right people. Role-playing scenarios. I mean, your typical doctor and patient, you know, teacher and student, you know. Is that something you do as a group? Yeah, I don't know.

I think I'd rather do that with just a more intimate setting if i were into that kind of thing i'm not really a role play type person those of us who do sales we have to do role plays at work as you don't want to go we hate doing that i don't know a sales person that enjoys role playing i don't know sexually but i'm saying yeah i think yeah okay you're the customer and i'm going to be the sales wow wow yeah there's the one sales there's the one sexual scenario and role-playing it doesn't make it to the the fucking penthouse form so you're looking for a used car how about some patio?

It's got some good tires on it. Low mileage. I can get you a good interest rate. You can drive it home today. It's like, come on. He's got to have a big cheesy porn mustache, too. If you're going to do that, they have to have the big, cheesy mustache. I mean, I think as a group game, I don't see role-playing. I don't either. I didn't say all the things on here were. Yeah, but I mean, okay, it's like, okay, we're all going to break up into groups, and you're going to pretend. Yeah, it's almost like, okay, when's the eroticism going to start?

I see like a Halloween maybe with the costumes and stuff. Oh, that may be kind of fun. Then you could kind of role play according to the costumes. I might see that. I mean, I wouldn't do it, but I could see it. Yeah, I could see it. I wouldn't mind that so much. That one party we went to, it would just be like a big class of, you know, Catholic school girls. Oh, that Halloween party we went to? Yeah, some years ago. Oh, my God. 90% of the girls there were all Catholic school girls. I was like, really? Did they all like call each other? What are you wearing?

Apparently the school only had one size of skirt. Yeah, I noticed that too. It was extra small and they all like call each other? What are you wearing? Apparently the school only had one size of skirt. Yeah, I noticed that too. It was extra small and they all needed extra large. Yeah, it was a kind of scary situation. Anyway, different story, different part. Oh, okay, very different. Okay. This one I think would be pretty lame, sorry. It's on here, it's called the Truth-Telling Circle. I've never even heard of such a thing.

It sounds like it's lame as the other one with the hot called the Truth-Telling Circle. I've never even heard of such a thing. It sounds as lame as the other one with the hot seat. Truth-Telling Circle. Participants take turns sharing their most adventurous sexual experience or a fantasy that I'd like to explore. This encourages openness and trust, building a safe environment for exploration. That sounds lame to me. Sounds like I'm in the, you know, it sounds like you're in a therapy. Read that one more time. I'm sorry. This is like being in a therapist's office.

We're getting back into, like, just asking somebody a question. Yeah. It's just like. Yeah, participants take turns sharing their most adventurous sexual experience or a fantasy that they would like to explore. And, of course, they give you a little blurb here, like what it's supposed to do. This encourages openness and trust. Building a safe environment for exploration. It doesn't open any eroticism, though. Nope, nope. It's like, okay, so I don't even remember where I got this fucking list. I think it was typed in the internet. I know. Swinger games.

Yeah, I think, they didn't go with the one that I think would be a low-hanging fruit. Shoots and ladders. No. Yeah, Shoots and Ladders, of course. Mouse Trap. I mean, come on. Hey, that's for the advanced swingers. Operation. Operation. Trying to pull your part out without going buzz. No, naked twister. That has to be a younger person's party. What could you have to stretch first? If you're one of those 50 and over parties, twister's just a fucking, got to have a fucking medical crew on standby. You know, the ambulance is there. Everybody's stretching. At a football game.

You know, they got the ambulance waiting. All right, we're going to play 15 over Twister. Now, it's not quite on the ground. We're going to, you know, just kind of. Yeah, I guess I could. How about if you were to paint different colored circles on a person probably a woman and use twister everybody has to put their hands on her to see how that would be interesting that could get messy that would be a little more interesting we don't want that sex is supposed to be clean sanitary we don't want anything. Jesus Christ. Well, you know, it's paint. Sex is supposed to be clean, sanitary.

We don't want anything sloppy, slushy, and wet, and moist. That would just be disgusting. Her nipples could get hard. That'd be disgusting. It depends on where you're doing this. You know what I mean? Some people don't want to do this in their living room. One finger brown, right in their ass. I'm sorry. Well, you have to figure out where they're going to do this. You've been injured too long. I suppose so. Jesus Christ. Thank you. Right in her ass. I'm sorry. Well, you have to figure out, like, where they're going to do this. Maybe, you know. You've been injured too long. I suppose so.

Jesus Christ. Oh, I wouldn't want to do something like that in our living room because we paint everywhere. It could get nasty, messy. But, like, you know, put a drop cloth down. It could work, definitely. Yeah. Put the pillows on the floor, too, because I'm not getting back up for a couple of hours. Probably not. Probably not. Here's another one. It has possibilities, maybe at Christmastime, I think. It's almost like a secret Santa type of a thing. It's called Pass the Parcel with a Twist. Now, what you do is you wrap a series of sexy items in layers of wrapping paper.

And the idea is the music plays, it's kind of like, you know, as the music plays, you pass this item around, and when the music stops, whoever has it has to take off one layer of wrapping paper until you get down to what the object is. and then they have to either keep the item or perform a fun challenge related to it, which that opens up a whole other can of worms. I don't know. Oh, look, it's a dildo. See how much some of this wrapping paper cost? See, now you... You could spend more wrapping paper than you did on the toy. Whatever, yeah. I mean...

That might be a cool way to give a sexy gift to, like, you know, they have parting gifts and make it a fun little challenge for people to get. You'd have to have men toys and women toys. You don't want some guy that's like, oh, great, I unwrapped a vibrator. Oh, you've got to stick it. Oh, you got to stick it in your ass. Then they can, you know, swap them if they want, you know. Well, swapping? Yeah, that happens. At a swinger party? Yeah, I know, exactly. No. Exactly. No one shares at swinger parties? Sharing is caring. I keep hearing that. But yes, I, yes, they'll have to swap their toys.

Okay. And it's okay. It's fine. You sure? Swap toys. That one could be kind of fun at Christmas. Like if you know that. I guess, yeah. It's got possibilities. Yeah, definitely has possibilities. See, the other ones were like, this one, I don't know. Maybe you could help me figure this one out. Human bingo. I don't, I don't know. Human bingo. Create bingo cards with traits or experiences that participates might, might have, such as has been at a nude beach or enjoys role play, you know, things like that. As everyone mingles.

I'd never goles go into play as everyone mingles they can find people who match the descriptions sparking conversations and connections i don't know it seems kind of i guess i don't know it might be kind of cool if you have like the balls and the thing you you know it could be kind of fun would be i give everyone the same amount of money in monopoly money or fake money everyone gets the same let's call it a thousand dollars for lack of interest or lack of better okay and then do like um an auction okay donna's up on the auction block you know which was my degrading and then it might be kind of fun you know all sudden someone yeah exactly yeah okay well oh that could be i mean it could be interpreted like the hottest chick there everybody's like yeah everybody oh we want her i'll actually put my visa up meantime you know somebody that doesn't always get attention but gets no bids.

No bids. Yeah, that could be kind of rough. It's like those bachelor, bachelorette auctions that they do. You know, kind of degrading. How about erotic jarts? Jarts? Yeah, you go outside and you throw those things in the lawn. Lawn darts? Yeah. Naked lawn darts? Yeah. Yeah, sure. I don't know. The jarts, the ones that don't have the needles. Obviously, how about naked hula hoop contests? Oh, that might be kind of scary fun. Everybody's got to have a sense of humor. I'm going to say that's going to be scary in some things and erotic possibly in others. In others.

Depends on the size of the hula hoop. where they put the whole hoop yeah uh-huh i i don't know that there are certain things i don't think i want to do naked there's just something no absolutely no girls with the big tisket oh black eyes black eyes yeah that'd be terrible there's a lot of things i don't want to do Okay,. Well, just saying. And again, I still think, let's go back to real basics and stuff. I kind of think it's not really a game, per se. Right. But if you had you built yourself a fake wall, let's say four holes in it. Oh, the glory hole thing. Yeah, it's kind of a game.

You know, and you don't know who's who potentially. Potentially. Except for the fat guys who can't get their dick to the hole. Their belly's... Hey, you know, we're in that age group where the belly is... Oh, that's some preaching to the choir. But, you know, we're just the, again, the blindfolded thing. How about, you know, how about this for a game? The men are scattered throughout a room. Right.

The women are all blindfolded, and they just meander through and feel their way to, you know, who you discover and you don't take your blindfold off interesting i was thinking you said the blindfold i was thinking of course it could be dangerous like a pin to tail on the donkey type of a thing no that'd just be you don't want sharp objects around it doesn't have to be a pin It could be something else, you know. It could be, you know. Nipple clamp? Nipple clamp. There you go. I don't know how you'd make that safe, but it could be something that's not a pin, okay? No, just do tape.

Tape or something like that. You're going to call someone a jackass? No's like no no no i'm not not that wouldn't be a donkey i don't know how you'd make that into something erotic yeah no that one of my favorite games no was that one of your favorites not really no no so you think you can make a pinata sexy? People beat it. You smack it and it shoots cum all over you? You fill it with whipped cream? No, you fill it with all kinds of little sex toys. That's an expensive party. It could be. You could fill it with spunk lube, little packets of spunk lube. There you go. You could.

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Yeah, in certain circumstances it could be a lot of of fun, especially if you have people that are engaged into having some fun like that. Yeah. Something to break up the difference of, you know, hi, Bob, hi, Sue, let's fuck. Let's fuck. Well, I think we've had the people that we see on a regular basis, but when we see see more frequently you kind of get to know, but this was certainly a good icebreaker, especially if there's a lot of people you don't know. I think it'd still be fun with people you know. I think it would be too. Just something different. Just break up to Monotony.

I don't want to say Monotony because like the house party we used to go to that was like once every three months. Right. So it wasn't, like, all the time. Yeah. But, you know, and again, you have games, like, something on, I'm going to try to fight this sneeze back. Uh-oh. You know, like, we have a pretty secluded property. So you could have games like an erotic hide-and-seek. Sort of. Yeah, you could do a thing where, let's say, all the men hide and the women go out and find somebody. And whoever you find is who you play with. Hmm, that could be interesting. That could be interesting.

You know, you can't quite do that in a apartment complex. Or housing development. Housing development, oh my God. The one we go to is. You know. No, you can't do that there. I wonder if you could make up an erotic clue. Oh, erotic clue. Yeah, it's like, oh, Betty blew Bob in the shower with a French tickler. That might be too complicated. I'm just saying. You could probably come on. I'm still, I'm liking the erotic Pictionary the best. Well, that'd be funny. I think it'd be funny. I don't know.

I'd like to think of a game that would be something you could have laughs, fun with, and then leads into playtime. That's my concept for a game, for a swinger party. I don't think any of these on here really fit that bill. Well, Pictionary would. Not Pictionary, sorry. Like you were saying, Twister? Oh, the Twister. Yeah, that could very easily, it's like... Either that or that emergency room visit. Right hand on right, left foot on green, also my dick's in some woman's face. And when she got done laughing, she might suck it. Well, you might get a little peck on the head.

Yeah, that's about it. A peck on the little head is what you're about to say. That's what I did say. Okay. I thought you said a little peck on the head. Well, it's just a little peck on the head. Peck on the little head, whatever. Well, I didn't see. Ouch, that hurts. Not much. I caught myself. Yeah, I don't know. There's only a couple games. At first, when I first read this, I thought, oh, this might be kind of ironic. And as I was reading them, I'm like, it's too much setup.

There's just too much, you know, you have to know the rules and the this and the that and get it all together and that was just what i found on a web search but there's got to be a better i'll have to do some more homework see if we can find uh some like legitimate games yeah i mean i've never played any games i mean we did if anybody has played or knows of games or whatever we'd love to hear from you yeah that'd be interesting info at hotwifepodcast.com there was remember we did that one where i was like guess the number and if i didn't guess the number i'd have to strip or oh remember we did a thing with darts strip darts, yeah.

Strip darts. That was actually kind of fun. I was on Instagram, and I found this one of a song thing. A song thing? It's like, yeah, hang on. We're in the ass tonight. That Popeye's right, chicken ain't sick and right. And please don't try to stick it in all quick. Or you'll end up with some shit on your neck Don't try to swear me by putting on that oregano Or you'll end up with poop and your urethra I ain't gonna do it because it hurts I ain't gonna do it Got the harshhey's words Diggleberries all in your balls If you want a doodle, I'm dancing over here I heard that today at work.

I said myself. I love those parody songs that have become very graphic and naughty. That was graphic? Just a little bit. Oh, okay. All right. I don't know. I don. So, yeah, we'd love to hear from you.

If you actually have any games or could think of a game or whatever, or have played games at sex parties or whatever, ones that you think that would go well at a sex party, email us Info at hotwifepodcast.com And we want to share with others Yeah, and no head games Because that's not fun Head games is good It depends on the head game Okay, take that back Maybe that will be kind of fun Alright everyone, stay horny Have a great night everyone