First Live Show! - Show #16

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife podcast. Well, hello, everybody.

Welcome to our first live show where we'll be able to take live callers if they decide to call in right they do yes and do you want to give out that number yes it is 484-841-1177 so you can call in and join the conversation if you would like or add comments questions questions whatever you may have so this is our first live show so i'm curious to see how it's going to pan out yeah again according to podcasts i've done in the past um we'll eventually get callers but sure yeah and again predominantly most of the people who listen to this podcast which still amazes me um download it sure so but they can listen to it whenever they want.

That's good. So tonight, the first thing I want to talk about okay is so apparently you had a little surprise hot day today uh-huh yeah i'm not exactly it well i am a little under the weather but i pulled off anyway. So if you hear me being a little, you know. He's fighting a cold. Yeah, I'm fighting a little cold. You can break it down to anything other than you're fighting a cold. Yeah, just a little cold. Yes. You're not a big person, so it would have to be a little cold. It would have to be a little cold. Yes, I was kind of like a little surprised.

He reached out to me and said, hey, do you have some free time? And I was like, for you, always. You haven't seen him in a while.

No while no i have not seen him in a while so it was kind of nice to do that and you know sneak out for a few hours and have some fun well you had lunch or something or something mostly well we we snuck out we had a nice lunch and then um you know it was very casual very nice and then we went back to uh we went back to his place this time oh oh yeah i know yeah you didn't know that did you no i got home and and again the next thing we'll talk about is i got home from work and you were actually in the middle of a webcam with somebody oh yeah well i call them video chat type of thing.

But, yeah, same thing. Most people would recognize it as a webcam. Yeah, but it's not. I mean, it's just done on my phone. It's nothing, you know, nothing highfalutin. You get to do a video chat with someone that is arousing to you. Oh, yeah, it's all fun.

You both get to mutual masturbate oh yeah each other i still have my toys upstairs yeah i brought them up and said hey let's have some fun yes we're getting back to the hot date please do um this is you text me said you were going on a hot date with this gentleman this gentleman right and that's his name this gentleman yeah versus that gentleman Exactly.

yeah i like nobody knows i kind of just snuck out and had some fun with him but uh yeah went back to his place and um i decided that i was going to i've always wanted to do this and it's just never really quite panned out i wanted to do a really dirty couch dance i mean i keep talking about it and and it just never materializes to to how i want it to be again we'll step backward a step or two you used to be an exotic dancer correct in bars yes and you could do couch dances but you couldn't do you know you had to keep your bottoms on yeah you couldn't take their clothes off right so okay so Thank you.

but you couldn't do you know you had to keep your bottoms on yeah you couldn't take their clothes off right so okay so this was like this is in your head for so many years to go a little bit above and beyond even when you did bachelor parties you didn't do extras yeah there's a couple guys that would be like yeah man but um i didn't i didn't do anyway, continue. It was a different relationship back then. But. Yeah, there was a different person in your life. Yeah, exactly. You and I were friends and I just balanced your bachelor parties. Yeah. It was a whole different, whole different world.

But he had like a really good chair. The chair has to be like a certain kind. And so I could straddle him. And so I could, you know, just like grind on him.

and i made sure that he was wearing like uh like sweatpants but nothing underneath so i could feel his dick get hard and like when i i started first like um riding him forward so i could feel his like cock between my like between my pussy lips and then i decided i would what were you wearing well i was i wore a nice little you know slinky bra and panty set and then i have these like really like silky like slippery it was kind of chilly so i they're like leggings so i started out with that because i didn't want to give away the whole sure can of worms that you know right from the get-go i'm not putting your worms you know what i mean i want to give away everything right right from the get-go but when don't want to be in your worms.

You know what I mean? I don't want to give away everything right from the get-go. But when I turned around on him. You had to tease. Yeah, exactly. I do like the tease. That is the big thing for me. So I turned around on him. I was able to get my butt cheeks, like, on his cock and, like, squeeze them and, like, pull on his dick, which was really kind of fun. Wow. So I really, I had some fun with that. So, you know, and I could feel him getting hard, like in the sweatpants. And he wasn't wearing those, you know, those real thick sweatpants. These were more of a, like a silky, slippery fabric.

Yeah, more of a, like one of those kind of workout outfits you go out in, don't work out in yeah something like that kind of like leisure yeah more more like sure i get you i might be describing it wrong but the fabric was also um revealing and a little more slippery and it didn't like i didn't grab so i could slide my my butt and my pussy over his cock and then grab it like kind of like clamp down on it and squeeze and hear him like behind me go oh my god i understand that yeah it was a really lot of fun so then when i turned around again i did the same thing with my boobs i still kept my top on still did that for like a couple strokes and i think i got kind of like oh forget it just take the top off.

But I kind of like titty-fucked them with my top on. Was there music playing during this? Not really, no. Okay, this is a couch dance without music. Without music. Okay, that's fine. Just trying to, in my head, I'm painting the whole scene, yeah. It would be nice to have music. Maybe next time we will. I didn't really think about it at the time. It was just like, I just saw the chair, and I'm like, that is a good couch dance chair. It gave me enough that I could also. It would be a chair dance. Chair dance, yeah. Most of those couch dances were actually chair dances. You're absolutely right.

If you want to get really particular about it, yeah, the couch dances. They're not couches. Couches actually suck. Really? Yeah. Anyway, continue the story here. I don't want to ruin the analysis. The chair is better. Well, the cool thing about this chair is that I could actually, it wasn't like too squishy so I could climb up on him. I didn't have shoes on. I was barefoot. But I could climb up and like straddle his face and put my pussy like right in his face.

And there was like arms and stuff so I could grab a hold of lot of a lot a lot of things that i could grab a hold of and stabilize myself and still get my pussy in his face or my boobs in his face like a wingback chair yeah kind of but lower lower it's kind of you know it wasn't the wingback picture yeah a wingback chick the the back would be too high this was like all basically the same level the same level. Mid-back. Mid-back. Okay. Yeah, it's a mid-back chair. Okay. But it was just perfect. And you can kind of, you know, a good chair if it's, like, not too bouncy and squishy.

Because then if I stood up on it, I'd be bouncing all over the place. And that wouldn't be good. It would be unstable. Okay. And then you have to think about these things.

Because, you know, I don't't want to fall off and then i couldn't get my pussy in his face good enough yeah you know i even thought about standing on the arms i'm like no let's not do that i my gymnast days are long gone can you imagine the arm breaks off that'd be terrible see it in the news two two critically hurt in couch jack accidents yeah that would be just my luck just my luck so like i was able to climb up like i said and like get my pussy in his face so then i slid back down and i i slid slid out of my bottoms that i just had my my thong on and i kind of repeated the whole process over and let him like get his like face into my thong and he would like grab a hold of it kind of like you know with his teeth and i grab the side of my thong and try to pull it to one side or the other and i'd be like no no no you just have to wait you have to wait very good so it was fun it was a good time nice so um finally i i get to a point where i'm just like all right my clothes have to come off you I don you know.

I support that at all times. So, he actually started, like, getting me out of my thong, and my bra was already off at this point, I'm thinking.

So, I started the whole kind of dirty dirty couch dance he still had his pants on so i was still um teasing him with that oh is that better there we go okay like you said rest your nose on top okay there we go that works good so i could feel like through his um through his sweatpants that his his dick was really hard i could i could feel like wetness coming through it so i knew that that his dick was really hard I could feel like wetness coming through it so I knew that he was really ramped up so I was good I can see that sure the cool thing in my mind the hottest thing about my dirty couch dance and this is for me something that really pushes my buttons in my mind I like I want to be riding him and I want the head of his dick to pop up through the top of his Thank you.

pushes my buttons in my mind i like i want to be riding him and i want the head of his dick to pop up through the top of his sweatpants so i can ride my pussy just over the head of his cock just teasing him but to me in my mind that really pushes my buttons so basically it would just be the head of his cock rubbing against your clit sure that's exactly it that's exactly it so his dick was big enough that it could pop up so i was able to ride my clit and and stimulate my clit on the head of his dick and just for a record the gentleman you were with today he's a decent size he's oh yeah average slightly above average nothing not like you're talking a guy with the monster dick 10 inches or something no i mean it was like perfect it was really perfect and i could just slide myself over him and because he was like oozing this pre-cum it really made everything wet like he just ran it like up and down over my clit, over it.

Oh, that was good. I know for sure I came at that time just doing that. And that was, that's always been, I tell you, man, in my mind, man, that's what does it. Sex is the. Your brain is your. Biggest sex organ. Biggest sex organ. Yeah. And it was because in my mind, this is my hot button, and I got to do it, and it was good. It wasn't like a lackluster. You know how you have a fantasy, and you try to emulate that fantasy, and it's not as good? You're like, oh, man, I just. That's another topic we have to do on the show is, you know, fantasies versus reality.

So in my mind good it was really close it was you know the fact is dick you know just kept oozing pre-cum so that's that's another hot button for me i just love it when i see a guy i know he's so excited that he's like oozing pre-cum you can see it like bubbling out the top of his cock and it starts to run down the head a little bit and you're like oh and you and when you when you touch it it's like all silky and slippery and what you can't see she's actually doing i i'm using my finger motion yeah i'm just she's actually doing it in the air yeah i'm rubbing his cock with my living the moment in the air sorry don't be sorry and another cool thing i'm just explaining to the listeners they're not here to see what i'm seeing yeah i'm like doing my little finger motion and a cool thing is is like when i finally brought my face down onto that cock that pre-cum was so sweet i'll take your word for it i'm sure you will and and you could tell he was so aroused so by the time i actually actually got a chance to, you know, and slit his cock inside of me, it was like, wham, it was very wet.

Of course, by then I was sloppy wet too because I already had an orgasm. So like I wrote him forward first because then I could kiss him. I could get that sensual connection that I like to get. I do like to kiss. Yeah, I think, and I've said this, I don't know if I said it on air, but you and I have had this discussion. I actually think kissing is more sensual than fucking. Yes, I agree. And that's why a lot of couples that play, they keep that special between them. That's why a lot of them are like, no kissing.

we talked to other couples or other guys that we were playing with and they're like yeah when i went to play with this other couple you know i wasn't allowed to kiss her i was like what the fuck it's like yeah well we don't we don't have those rules sure because i need to get aroused and i'm and kissing just takes me to that next level so i i need that Otherwise that. Otherwise I'm not going to be in the game as it were as much. I get it. Yeah. No, I mean, for me, if I'm playing with another woman, kissing is what gets the motor running. Sure. I agree.

You know, I mean, again, being, I've done so much photography and video for in the adult community that seeing a beautiful naked woman is not that it's not sexy, but it doesn't arouse me as much. You're a little jaded. Yeah. Kind of desensitized. So I need more of the physical contact. And when a woman is kissing you or a man, you, you're kissing a man. Oh, wait a minute. Man's kissing me. He's laying on the floor bloody. So I just beat the shit out of him. I thought there was something you're trying to tell me. No, I'm telling you better, man better not try to kiss me. Those who are into it.

That's fine. I have no problem with that. I am not that person. But no, I think when you get into kissing, you get a sense whether that person is actually into you or not. Yes.

Even if they're not a good kisser, you will know by how much they're trying to kiss you good there's obviously not everyone's a good kisser no i've had some that were better than others sure some of the some guys thank you for complimenting me no you weren't complimenting me we're ending the show now thank you no but um no you can tell if the person is into you before anything else happens, just by the way they kiss you. Yes. Even if they're not a good kisser, they're trying. You can sense it. Yeah, you can tell they're into you. And that builds to the excitement, too. Sure.

Because you'd like to think that they're into you. They're into you. Sure. That makes sense. Yeah. so that's why i straddled this guy first so i could kiss him and you know i like to also you know maybe look into his eyes and you know kind of get a feel like what's going on you know so and of course when then i slid down and i started to blow him a little bit you know because i'd already been sitting been sitting on them. So I like to kind of, you know, I kind of blow. Oh, sorry. Stop. So my, another kind of button for me is I like to lick off my juices off their cock.

And if it's been, you know, especially if I'm really excited, those juices, the more excited I get, the sweeter my juices become too, which is really. Good thing you're not a diabetic. Good thing. All the sweet juices. All the sweet juices, yeah, I'd be in trouble big time. Wow. So I was, you know, licking his balls and licking the head of his cog, you know, tasting my juices on him and, like, down his shaft because they were all kind of, like, kind of creamy. And I'm sure he was groomed. Oh, yeah, so that is one thing I'm not a stickler about. No, but strongly prefer. Strongly prefer.

It's a lot more fun. Both of us prefer if our playmates are well-groomed. And by that, we mean shaved smooth. Yeah. It's a lot more fun to lick a smooth area around the cock. Sure. You know, I get it. Balls are hard to shave. I understand that. Even a pussy. Oh I agree 100%. You know like changing topics a little bit like when I'm going down on you. Right. I don't have anyone else here to talk to. Right. Like when I tease you and I can lick your outer lips and everything else. Right. Far more sensitive for you when I'm licking them without when I'm licking them without hair.

If there was hair on them. Well, no, not for you. You would not get the feel of my tongue against the skin. I'm also thinking from your end, it's like wake up, it's like you're licking a poodle. I'm sorry. Even if it's a little bit of hair, hair deadens the feeling a little bit. Yeah, I don't mind a little nose tickler. Yeah, no. Yeah, a skid patch. Yeah, I don't mind that. That's fine. That's fine. In some ways, it's sexy. Yeah, I get it. But again, I enjoy, I'll use the phrase of wicked weasel bikinis, which they barely cover your slit. Yeah, exactly. To me, that is so fucking erotic. Right.

I mean, a slit's a slit's a slit slit don't get me wrong but the aspect that you are almost seeing everything there's that little piece of material keeping you from seeing the whole thing which yeah it's a topic for another day but um just the whole thing of like i, a woman's slit's a woman's slit. But yet, as a man, we want to see them. Oh, yeah. Not as drastic as men's penises. Men's penises have girth. Oh, yeah. Okay. Men's, yeah. Bends and heads are different. You got the mushroom heads. You got the guys who take them. Tell me about it. Yeah, I'm just saying. I get dick pics all the time.

And the guy's like, oh, it's my dick. It's like, yes, I do. Now you're doing a Ron White thing. Yeah, a Ron White. Yes, I do. Was it my boobs? Yes, yeah, I do. Well, some of the pictures are groomed, guys. You got to groom it. I got a couple. I hate to say it. It was like, I didn't know what was going on. It was like hair and skin. And I was like, what the fuck is this? I'm sorry. I don't know what this is. I have to keep my mouth shut at work. You know, the guys are working. A lot of sexual talk amongst, you know, testosterone bath there. And, you know, they're like, oh, I wouldn't shave.

Oh, no, me either. Oh, my fucking hairy nuts. And I'm sitting there like, I keep to myself. They have no idea of this. Oh, no idea at all. I just like i keep to myself i have no idea of this oh no idea at all i just sit there like you guys have no idea what you're missing when you have shaved balls and shaved everything and that a tongue goes across that it's yeah yeah oh my god yes you know why would i want to eat a steak with a with a fucking glove on my tongue? Exactly. You know? I want to taste that fucking steak. I want to taste that fucking steak. I hear you.

And, you know, it's the same thing. But to each his own. There are people who enjoy that. Oh, yeah, that's fine, but it's not for me. It is not for me. No, no. I just don't be coughing up hairballs for the rest of the day so i'm right there with you baby so he was smooth he was um one of these kind of guys was like when we're playing he goes i'll be freshly shaved and i was like thank you because i i shave every day yes you do sometimes multiple times some yeah and i shouldn't do that man because that's all of the story the story, though. It gets rough.

There's been days that we have shot some content where you've had multiple partners in a day, and you shower between partners. Oh, my God, yes. And I shaved, and I probably shouldn't have, because there's only... You're probably good to go. Yeah. I just felt like it was a little nubby, so... It's okay. I'll kiss the nubbies, make them better yeah i got i got a little road rash after that second one i look down i'm like i'm all red i'm like what the hell happened here i got road rash but anyway so you started to blow him okay that's where we were to blow him because he's smooth and um smooth.

I'm just sitting there thinking about your pussy. Oh, the whole shave. I just shaved it today, too. Killing me here. You're killing me. I hate the nubby, the nubs. I hate your nubs, too. Yeah. See, I don't like that. Anyway, go ahead. It's like kissing sandpaper. Cat's tongue. Any chance I get to lick your pussy, I do. Oh, I know. I'm so lucky that way. I'm so lucky. Oh, you think so. I do. You make me squirm every time. I try. I'm giggling and squirming and you haven't even touched my pussy yet. It's like, God, the anticipation. I just, I know what that tongue can do.

It's like, good gollylly days after all these years i'm still squirmy and giggly and and well once we we have to do that show with that bondage couple oh yes and when we were doing those shows before i hadn't played with her correct so when we go and redo the shows with them and we actually get her to talk about not just your prowess but right but you know i can do exactly oh my god anyway because you weren't present when i was doing her you weren't present no she drug you downstairs yeah twice um so but uh anyway get back to your story of what your play date today.

So, I'm just thinking, I'm just, sorry. No, that's not true. That's not the right. That's more like it. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. I'll be here all week. Thank you. 56 orgasm, she said. When she came upstairs, she looked like a wet rag. It was like she was almost like drunk. She had a hard time walking. Yeah, she couldn't walk right. Her hair was all messed up and things were all disarray. I'm like, what happened to you? Well, if I'm going to keep up with someone like you, I'm going to stop my game. Well, you're doing a good job. I try, baby. Okay, back to your story.

Not story, what you did today. What I did today. Well, it is a story of sorts. It's a story of what you did today. Yep. So, well, you know, in my mind, like, when I get to this point, it's like, okay, because I'm all riled up, and I'm, you know, I'm wet. I can feel how wet I am.

I can feel, like, my pussy, like, opening up I'm like okay now do I want to ride him do I want to you know how do I want to do this so like I wrote him forward but I turned around to like a reverse cowgirl okay and in my mind it's like okay like now did I I did prepare for anal so I was trying to decide now do I want to anal do i not do you think i'll like that you know is anal something you start off with it depends there is a i'm asking i don't know no that's not something that's even on my table so it depends on the person and if i've been with them uh before so i know what i'm getting into like size matters when it comes to the back door I don't want it too big otherwise it's not going to be pleasant for anybody those who might be listening first time Donna is 4 foot 11 yeah I'm pretty tiny so is my butthole so it's all proportionate yeah pretty much but there was one gentleman I was with you laughed at me you skipped the whole vagina you went right to anal and I was like did I did I do that It was like, oh, pretty much.

But there was one gentleman I was with. You laughed at me. He goes, you skipped the whole vagina. You went right to anal. And I was like, did I? Did I do that? It was like, oh, my God. I looked at the video. I was like, holy cow, I did. I just went from blowing him to sticking him up my butt. I was like, oh, what the? Depends on your mood. Yep, it does. It's very mood. Depends on how the individual strikes you. Yeah. Oh, he was fingering my butthole. Oh, that gentleman. Okay. I'm not sure which one you're talking about. Oh, my God. Yeah. Did you like a fiddle? Yes, he did. Yes, he did.

Holy cow. I came that way, and oh, my God. That was pretty awesome. That was really good. Now, there's another gentleman who you've played with before who did some pretty good stuff with your butthole, and he just reached out to you more recently about trying to get back together. Oh, yeah. He gives you orgasms both orally, vaginally, and anally. Yes, he did. He reached out to me. I had a thing for him. I was like, oh, yes. Yeah, I don't want to mention names. Yeah, I don't want to mention names. I get it.

But, yeah, so I did, with this particular gentleman, I did, like, reverse cowgirl type of thing on this chair, and I tried to, like, get my legs up, like, almost kind of like, I want to say it, like, in my mind, I want to do, like, a crab position, but I'm just too short. It didn't work out quite so well, but it was still good. I still was able to do reverse cowgirl. And I was able to do some anal that way, which was kind of good. Okay. But he didn't come that way. I switched around and actually started to blow him again and started talking dirty to him, and I got a great facial. Wow.

So that was pretty nice. It's like also in my mind when I'm going through these things, it's like where do I want him to come? Let me see. Do I want a cream pie? Do I want an anal cream pie? I've noticed that when we're shooting. It's like.

Again, when we shoot, basically you two two just have whoever it is you have fun i just have fun there's no direction no pre-determined no do this i like to mix it up though sure but what i'm saying is i've seen you obviously numerous times start out where you're like oh i want a cream pie yeah oh no i want a facial oh can you come on my tits oh oh come on my ass be great oh a facial be great oh an anal cream pie be great i know i go to the whole realm it's like oh i don't know what i want i shouldn't be like i wish you just pick one but i get it well it's not just basically it's well it's it's also them when we met a need a gentleman for the first time i tell them oh yeah it doesn't matter where you want to come she's good with it i'm good with it yeah so i now before if it's the first time i don't mention the anal thing because i don't know sometimes we don't know what they're packing yet yeah so i'm not going to said, size matters.

And all of a sudden he pulls out a goddamn soda can. It's like, oh. But yeah. No, OK. So you had a good time. I had a really good time. Was there a second time? Or did you guys just. No, no. Unfortunately, our time was. It was restricted. Restricted, yeah. OK. Yeah. So I had a good time.

i know that's nice yeah so i got uh my face was all sticky and then in the meantime you got some kind of a message or from somebody that wanted to do a little private cam with well he contacted me earlier today like this morning so i set my alarm on my phone okay so at a particular time it went off and it went off and i was like Thank you.

today like this morning so i set my alarm on my phone okay so at a particular time it went off and it went off and i was like why is my alarm going off and i was like oh crap i have a video chat to do well with that said let me get into this um if you want to reach out to donna for anything you want to see her various sites she's on social media and others go to hot wife Donna Lynn all one word dot com and you can find where she is on everything yeah it's just a landing page with all the links that are on all the various ones it also has a link to all the podcasts too so if you want to catch up all the this is show number 16 wow already huh it's gone quick yeah it's going pretty quick we only do one a week so yeah um and if you happen to be somebody who is also a content creator sure uh reach out to us we'd like to expand this and make it into like a little network.

Yeah, be fun. Of mature, hot wives, cougars kind of a thing. So we'll give you a show on the network. Or the male counterparts thereof. Well, whatever. But you could be anywhere in the country or whatever, and we can set you up to do a podcast on the network. Oh, the podcast definitely we could do all over the country. I thought you meant like for playing. I was like, how is that going to work? if you um so the Thank you. podcast on our network. Oh, the podcast definitely we could do all over the country. I thought you meant like for playing. I was like how is that going to work?

So the email for the podcast now is hotwifepodcast at gmail.com So you can email us at that and we'll get that directly and we'll answer your questions. It's just Hot Wife Podcast? Hot Wife Podcast at gmail.com. That's just a podcast. If they want to reach out to you, it is dlinn8660 at gmail.com. So the website for the podcast, which you can actually find through hotwifedonnalyn.com, is hotwifepodcast.online. That's a different one. Well, because the.com one was taken by somebody. Okay.

But anyway, but yeah, so that was, I wanted to put that out there for people that if they want to reach out to us and, again, email us with questions or comments or whatever or call into the show. The number here, 484-841-1177. There you go. We're going to be live every Wednesday night. Yep, there we go. It's been a long day. Always.

It's 9 o'clock eastern standard time or new york time yeah new york time depending where you are and if you don't know the eastern standard the pacific the mountain the central new york time yeah okay that's probably easiest there are people who contact you from around the world that's correct yeah so um you know so with that said um so now you had the one other thing we're talking about okay you know i came home from work and i didn't see the text you had sent me oh okay yeah the video cam right so this was a little interesting thing we're not not going to mention names. Oh, of course not.

But again, you work with people to fulfill their little fantasies. Absolutely. Because you are 61. Yes, I am. And this was a younger gentleman who had the, I'm going to put it stepmom fantasy. Okay. Okay, the stepmom fantasy. Okay. It wasn't necessarily a stepmom, but I'm going to say stepmom because any other terminology would be wrong and illegal i agree so yes we'll go with the step so i fulfilled as much as i could his stepmom fantasy and you helped him achieve what he was looking to achieve yes i did okay yeah that's one thing i i'm that's a little my realm.

I mean, I understand the allure. I get that. A stepmom I get. Yeah, the other. But again, I look at my, and I say no. But anyway. I get it. But as a stepmom. Sure. I could see where that could happen. Yeah, I could see too. Yeah. But anyway, so the other other thing the other topic i put out there that we're going to talk about tonight was if you are in the swinging community or in the hot wife lifestyle that way how do you keep your husband or mate feeling special? I want to know. I have no idea. I'm still working on that one.

No, but again, I think for us, it's different than what others might experience. Again, we can't speak for others. No, I have no idea what other people do. Our rules are different than other people, number one. Sure, sure. And a lot of them, the rules that keep it special is no kissing, which that's not our rule. I've heard porn stars talk about they don't do anal. Because they save. They save that for their husband. Oh. That didn't work. No.

I guess, I'm sorry, I don't do anal because they say they say that for their husband oh that didn't work no i guess i'm sorry i don't save anything special for you honey i'm terrible give it all away but i give it all away but our our relationship is different than probably most yeah in a sense of we were best friends before we were anything and one of the things that we've discussed with some other people that they don't understand is swinging, if you want to I'll use that terminology or the lifestyle actually when we play with others either individually or together, somehow as strange as it sounds and i get it i know it strengthens our relationship yes it does you know it does it makes me i mean i can have a nice orgasm from somebody else but nobody can eat my pussy like you do.

Nobody. Nobody, but nobody. So the orgasms I get from you are way more, way stronger. Maybe because it's more of a connection for us. I don't know. It's different. I'm not going to word it with talent. I'm going to word it that the connection is stronger. The connection is stronger. That's what it is.

I'm sure the connection helps whatever might be considered talent sure if you hear any crying in the background it's our dog he's a big crybaby pussy 70 pound dog but anyway um so yeah but for people that again if you sit there and go well hey my wife and i and i don't feel special or whatever again maybe you need to save something oh you know what for him or her it's not even that uh there are a lot of people that are like oh you just let your husband go out and fuck whoever and it's like it's not that it's not that at all you first of all you don't negate your responsibilities to go out and have fun that would piss me off like you got to do your chores before you go out and have fun you know you got to be responsible and you can't just quit your job just because you want to fuck all day is what i'm getting and we've known people that are like that oh um yeah exactly we need to talk yeah we i'm gonna need you to come in on sunday yeah exactly but we know people they just negate all the responsibilities so they can get laid and that's no you can't you can't do that you still have to be an adult you still have to i go to work to get fucked it's still the same it's still very similar yeah but i'm not fucking i'm getting you're getting fucked it's not the same.

It's still very similar. Yeah, but I'm not fucking. I'm getting fucked. You're getting fucked. It's not the same. Anyway, so yeah. So you have to fulfill your responsibilities before you can go out and have fun. So you'd be pissed off at me if I didn't go to work and I'm just like, well, I'm going to go out and screw around with this person and that person, this person. If you didn't videotape it so we could try to sell it. Well, yeah, I just did it. If you're videotaping it, then technically you're still working. I'm still working. Oh, I see. I guess that does make a difference.

But, yeah, you would be mad if I just said, no, I'm not going to do anything for us, whatever that might be.

Well, and the other thing for us is the aspect that honesty is paramount yeah you and i would never play around behind each other's back that's cheating we don't need to tell each other necessarily before it happens no no but i mean if all of a sudden one of the approved playmates just happened to stop by right right and for whatever reason it just material into something yeah you know and then you texted me afterwards and said hey by the way so-and-so stopped by and yeah i better have pictures and video you like that i yeah i mean i don't ask for much jesus christ no you don.

The same as in the past when I have played with others. I mean, hell, they've even called you. At work. Yeah. Well, back when you had to. Yeah. Back in corporate America, I get a phone call from. Can I fuck your husband? Yeah. Sure. But he says I'm allowed to. Is this is that right? I was like, oh, yeah, you guys have fun.

That would be like the weirdest phone call i ever got at work and the thing is i couldn't tell anybody about it it's like oh you guys have no idea what's going on here well you know i always liked this is just a little bit off the topic but i always liked um we would have like a very very heavy play weekend and i go into work on Monday. So they're like, hey, Don, how was your weekend? It's like, oh, oh, yeah, same old shit. It's like you have no idea. I got the bottom knocked out of me by several different guys. I thought five different guys this weekend. What did you do?

Oh, I went to the Phillies game or whatever. Yeah, exactly. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I couldn't even, like, ah, bye. Did the Phillies win? Yeah. Yes, we're outside of Philadelphia, so that's my reference. Yeah, but we don't care. Not really my thing. I had a couple guys hit home runs on me. Oh, yeah. One had a dick the size of a baseball bat but anyway so yeah so but forget for people to keep it special it's it's it correct me if i'm wrong it's even more than a sexual thing yes yes if you're not treating your mate special all the time yeah Here we go.

thing yes yes if you're not treating your mates special all the time yeah hint hint oh sorry but but no i mean even outside the bedroom you know i mean um you know you call it a date night or whatever right um the aspect of like hey let's go to dinner and when you go out to dinner do you sit and talk do you hold each other's hand across the table do you you know do you you know do you work together on projects at the house or is this something you versus me is this exactly you know so to feel special goes beyond transcends big word oh man sit down i am sitting down good thing fall right the fuck over um you know what is the quality of your relationship are you doing the hot wife slash swinging thing to compensate to try to appease the other one because you are not fulfilling your part.

And again, this goes on both sides. Oh, I agree. You know? Or did you, sometimes we've met couples that are, in this most, a lot of cases, it was the female taking one for the team.

He wants to fuck so you know and and the male of the other partner is it isn't related to her taste but she does him anyway because he wants to be with the wife so yeah i've never quite understood no i don't understand that either that's sounds very rude and selfish you can't be selfish if you're in the swing lifestyle you cannot be selfish yeah now and the one thing i'm gonna speak up from my point of view is when you are truly in my opinion this is my opinion that's all it is it doesn't matter okay it doesn't count for anything other than my opinion when you truly love your wife you have complete trust in your wife you adore your wife you think your wife is the most beautiful woman there is when do I get to meet her?

I'm looking for her so I'm putting the ad out there if you want to be that person Tinder and all those other websites I know you know if your wife Thank you. ad out there. If you want to be that person, call. You're on Tinder and all those other websites. No. You know if your wife is with another man, especially in front of you, that she's having fun, but she's not in love. Making love and having sex are two different things. I've had guys refer to it as making love, but it's not. It's sex. And it's fun. There's nothing wrong with Thank you.

and having sex are two different things i've had guys refer to it as making love but it's not it's not it's sex and it's fun there's nothing wrong with that and don't you know i don't take anything away from it it's a whole lot of fun i have great orgasms um some of the guys are masturbating is that making love to yourself oh self-love sure like i guess self-love okay it's that that's closer to love than we'll call it a stranger yeah sure but um but when you see your wife or a significant other sure in ecstasy if you are confident in yourself and your relationship there's nothing more erotic yeah it is pretty erotic there's no porn out there that is more erotic to me than when I'm watching you have fun yeah when I'm legitimately having fun because I know you don't love these people you're having fun they're nice people they're not bad people they're fun to hang know they're fun to hang out with a lot of times and and i know you have playmates that you really enjoy yeah i'm not threatened by them nope nor should you be i'm not they'll never find their bodies stop it well see a lot of people who are insecure we have talked about this ad nauseum about you know oh you know aren't you afraid that she's going to leave you for somebody else again if you base your relationship on orgasm you don't have a relationship sure there's nothing there because 99% of your time with your spouse is not spent in the bedroom we've already gone over that I don't know maybe this is I hope it's a good comparison right you sat there and say well I'm a great cook right and my wife can only eat my cooking Thank you.

I don't know, maybe this is, I hope it's a good comparison. Right. You sat there and say, well, I'm a great cook. Right. And my wife can only eat my cooking. That's pretty. But you take her out to a different restaurant. She's, oh, my God, that's the best whatever I've ever had. Right. It's like, well, I make that, and she likes that better than mine. Uh-oh. It's really going to be that threatened. Yeah.

So everything you have in your relationship is going out the window because she had better shrimp linguine and fucking luigi's and what you fucking made at home really uh yeah you know how about everything else you do exactly you're getting everything else you're basing it all on that shrimp linguine or whatever the fuck it is exactly yeah i see the analogy sure you're basing on one aspect of your relationship and again like we've talked about so many times the relationship transcends out of the bedroom it really spends how much time in the bedroom having sex seriously okay we do spend hours seconds how many 13 13 seconds stop Thirteen seconds, stop that.

I'm sorry, you excite me. Of course, me, I'm like, hey. Fifteen seconds if we have four, boy. We made me come pretty quick a couple times. I'm like, two minutes. I'm like, good Lord, stop that. Oh, yeah. Then you bitch and moan if I tease you and drag you out. It's so pleasing you. Yeah, I don't know. I am difficult, aren't I? Oh, so many. That's a whole other fucking five-week series of shows there. Well, you know what buttons to really push with me? And I can't lay it. We're all you have is zippers. I don't know what to do. Yeah, zippers and snaps. But you push those buttons, mister. Oh.

Yeah, I just can't. Again, that shows that your relationship boils down to more than just an orgasm. Sure, absolutely. Pushing the buttons for your mate are more than sexual. Oh, yeah, yeah so it's important i think for everyone to realize again we're not uh any official relationship we don't know what how we're talking about we're telling you what works for us so this is our opinion and if you disagree with it that's great i wish you call in and uh or email us whatever and if you disagree i'm sorry but that's our opinion oh no i i would like it if somebody disagree with it. That's great.

I wish you'd call in and, you know. Or email us, whatever. And if you disagree, I'm sorry, but that's our opinion. Oh, no, I would like it if somebody would disagree. I'm open. I'm open to other opinions and theories. I mean, this just works for us. And there's a lot of people that this would never work for. They are absolutely appalled and, you know, disgusted by it. I understand people sit there and look at it in a biblical sense, like, oh, she's your mate. That's fine. I'm not opposed to that. That's fine. People also, some people need to look at their self-confidence level. Yes. You know?

You have to be confident in yourself and also the strength of relationship. And and with us there's total transparency more so yeah that's part of it i'm not gonna argue that and the honesty transparency but there's a big part of it that has to be your self-confidence that you have to feel confident that your mate is with you for more than sex exactly more than a paycheck more than you cook well can't be all those things you cook well paycheck they should all be part of it they should all be it should be a total package but again you know um what are you doing to deliver that? Mm-hmm.

You know, just because I might have it, I mean, my job's okay. It doesn't pay phenomenal. It pays decent. You enjoy it. Yeah. I got a story I'll tell you later about customers came in today. Anyway. That's all. That's for another time. time yeah it's completely unrelated to this but um the um you know what are you bringing to the table do you make your mate happy across the board not if there's 10 i'm like oh boy maybe not maybe this is a way of saying you're not making me very happy, Donna. You don't want me to answer this question. But good thing you have a great body or a read-me-out bitch.

I see. I don't cook, so I don't have that. She does not cook at all. I'd rather catch the plague. I'd rather have root canal. I would rather have root canal. Not for nothing, but anyway. But in a relationship, how much do you bring to the table across the board? Well, it has to be, is there a give and take in relationships? There's also compromise. And some people are like, I never compromise. Well, yes, you do compromise. Then you're on your way out, pal. There is a give and take.

It's got to be a thing where it's a team if you stop working as a team you no longer have a relationship true that's true and with compromise you're not giving up everything fortunately you and i have very similar tastes like we we talk to other couples like we can share we can go out to eat and pick one meal and we can split it and not be, and not feel like either one of us is like, oh, I don't really like that. Let's justify that statement now. What's that? It's very common for us to go out and we split a meal. All the time. Okay.

But, so people don't think we're cheap asses, we split a meal, we split a meal because generally the meals are very large. Yeah, calorically. And calorically, we split it in half. It's closer to what we should take in. Sure. Now, when it comes time to tipping. He always clarifies this. We tip like we both. We tip like we both ordered a meal. Exactly. It's not that we're cheap. I'm tipping 30%, 35% easily. Yes. Okay. Just so people don't go, wow, they're cheap, folks.

No, it's just that you and I have very similar tastes, so it's not a big deal for us to go and pick one thing out of the thing and split it, especially breakfast. But by no means are we perfect. I am. She's not. I know. It's a curse. It's just a curse. Live with it. We are blessed to get along on so many fronts. Yeah. And, you know, so if I say, hey, you want to go here for dinner? She goes, yeah, sure. We get there and say, hey, I'm thinking about ordering this. Sounds good. Yeah, I'm not. Or you'll sit there, I'm in the mood for this. And I'll sit there, no problem. Yeah. It's not like.

Oh, yeah, we've known other couples that were like, oh, she doesn't like what I like. There have been times. I'll sit there, eh, I'm really kind of in the mood for this. You get what you want. I don't know. not like... Oh, yeah, we've known other couples that were like, oh, she doesn't like what I like. There have been times I say, eh, I'm really kind of in the mood for this. You get what you want, I'll get what I want. We'll take the leftovers home. Yeah, we've done that too. Occasionally, not so much, but we do it. What's that, 10% of the time, usually we can agree on something that's...

Generally. But we have very similar tastes, except for you don't like... Penises. Except for penises. I don't like penises. Okay. I't like penises okay i despise penises i have a penis allergy yes i i bet you have oh my god look at the guy he's handsome he's got a great cock i bet i go i don't think so and you're like that may be i don't want to know anything about it that's all you baby i'm just gonna go over here and get a thing of bourbon and watch you. There you go. And he has done that. More than once. More than once. Yeah. But, yeah, we're lucky that way.

And I do believe it's because we did start out as friends first. Sure. And we didn't just see each other as sexual objects to begin with. Well, you obviously saw me as that. Oh, yeah, okay, that's what it was. Of course, I was lusting after you. I just had to have you in me. Oh, baby, oh, baby. I hate to overstate the obvious. It's kind of embarrassing. I was lusting after you. As so many women do. I have to have you get away from me.

I want you to leave past the roofies I don't want to remember this oh yes we've said that many times but anyway so that that was our the conversation I wanted to have about keeping it special we don't have any direct like you should do this or do that if you're not treating your mate special every day just on the little things oh i have a list for you then i'm sure you do but there's a book but and it goes both ways oh absolutely you need to keep your whoever your significant other is i'm not going to gear this towards any type of relationship. Sure. Heterosexual or other. Right.

Whoever your mate is, you should treat them special. We're only on earth for a short time. Yeah. And life is very fragile. It could change in a heartbeat less than a heartbeat yeah and so our advice i feel i can speak for both okay is that every moment you get with your significant other treasure it let them know you love them Let them know how special they are to you. And, you know, just treasure every single second. And then have fun with other people. Well, duh. It was getting kind of heavy there, hon. I was like. Fuck other people in front of them. As weird as that sounds, that it works.

If you have a strong relationship, if you decide to do the swinging world in whichever plateau level of it you're going to do, whether it be a hot wife or whatever. Full swap, soft swap. Whatever. So many swaps here.

Then it becomes something you're you're still doing together oh i'm just going to segue into something uh just real quick here we were watching commercials on tv and we were noticed more and more references to the swing lifestyle yeah with sling tv that did that whole thing with hey baby what was the other one we just saw it was snickers candy bar yeah they were playing a board game and uh the one the one couple the woman of the one couple says you know hey do you want to swap and the one girl's like oh so you know if I'm with uh Josh you know is it is it going to be like kind of a casual thing and the other woman like looks at her like oh you meant the game oh and her boyfriend's like I feel very uncomfortable right now the swinger websites were on we're seeing more and more younger people getting involved yeah and and more more people and even more profiles like professional discreet couple yeah yeah they want to keep it you know on the down low there i get it all right well we've bored people for uh 50 some minutes now i know so again i want to thank you for the amount of listeners i'm uh i'm totally blown away i think you said that last time i'm saying it again god damn i'm still blown away so but uh again check out um hot wife donna lynn l-y-n-n dot com and you'll see the various ways to get in touch with her all the different platforms i'm on so um there is um the podcast website if you're getting this through the Donna Lynn link, there is the hot wife podcast dot online okay again you'll be able to reach us through hot wife podcast at gmail.com sure that'd be nice every wednesday night eastern standard time slash new york time we'll be doing the show live you'll be able to listen live and call in oh i hope so that'd be nice the phone number to call in is it is 484-841-1177 and we hope to hear from you okay so and again we want to thank you all um again hopefully we added a little excitement and education?

Sure. I don't know. We know that much. We're expressing our opinion. And again, hopefully we added a little excitement and education. Sure. I don't know. We know that much, but okay. We're expressing our opinion and what we go through. Yeah. We're not telling you what to do. We're telling you we know everything. We're just telling you what we do. This is our experience. What we do. That's it. So again, I want to thank you and I will sign off. And this is Donna Lynn and you guys have a great night. Here's one guy. I thought for sure him and his wife were in a swing lifestyle.

And I thought for sure he would call him because