First Live Show

Transcript

Hi, this is Donnalyn, and welcome to my Hot Wife podcast. well hello everybody this is donna lynn and welcome to the first live show with me and my wonderful husband vince so we'll see what happens yeah this is this is an experiment we did a live show years ago and um hopefully it's a little different this time we have more listeners now But generally, podcasts in general are downloaded. Yeah. And hopefully it's a little different this time. We have more listeners now. But generally, podcasts in general are downloaded. Yeah, I would imagine.

We're going to try it for a month or so, see what happens, see if we get any callers, anybody who wants to talk to us, wants to have any input, so to speak. Sounds good. Verbal, not, you know. Not physical? Well, if they can do it through the phone, that's a whole different type of phone sex, isn't it? Well, should we give out the number now? Yeah, go ahead. It's on the website. Now, hopefully, I mean, I posted on Twitter a few times and everything else we talked about on the last show. You're going to have to listen to it. So if you didn't catch a show live, it's Saturday night, 9 o'clock.

It'll be available for download. Oh, yeah. So you have to go to our website, hotwifepodcast.online, to listen to the show live. That's good. I will get up the number. And if you want to call, the number is? The number is 484-352-2553. There you go. So if you want to talk to us, that's the number. I don't want to talk to us. Well, you know. I don't even have to call in. That's the number. Just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just sitting here. I don't want to talk to you. Stop. Oh, my goodness. We didn't really talk too much, did we, about your playmate last weekend?

No, I don't think we talked about it at all. Both of us have been so crazy busy. Yeah, well, you want to share your little escapade? That was kind of fun. Kind of? Jesus Christ. You look like the women that I had fun with at the party. Young guys, I'm telling you. 30? Yeah, he's definitely less than half my age. Definitely a lot of stamina there. Black gentleman coming two hours to see me. So that was quite a trek. Had a ton of energy. You know, it was nice because he's well-educated, so he was easy to talk to. There's a lot of banter going on. He's a good guy. Yeah, very good guy.

Like I said, a ton of energy. I mean, he's going to keep on going. We're not saying that. Again, it's not a racist thing. We've had plenty of white guys that are dumber than a box of rocks. Yeah. Especially we had one guy. This should be on. We've been asked to do a part two of the 20 years reflection. Oh, swinging. But we had one guy who was dumber than a box of rocks. And he's telling us how dumb his son is. It's like, well, where do you think he fucking gets it from? Yeah, there it is.

The far from the tree but no this gentleman you know again younger people tend to be a little more uh reclusive a little quiet sometimes and he was great conversationalist yeah very good um yeah we had fun hanging out and then yeah we had a bit of a banter going on which i i kind of had some fun with but man had so much energy. I have to take a lot more vitamins if I'm going to be with him again. I'm just saying. Yeah, well, yeah. Because he could have kept going. I was like, yo, yeah. You've got two hours to drive home, pal. Save some of that energy.

Yeah, you're going to need it for the drive home. But, yeah, it was a lot of fun. Are those videos available yet? Not yet. Okay. I'm still editing other ones. So pay attention for some videos coming out. I don't know what they're going to be titled, but she actually got the shit fucked out of her outside on our little one little deck. Yeah. We caught the veranda, so it sounds real.

Yeah, we just tried to pretend we have some kind of sounds lofty but it's not just three steps above a trailer home stops so it's a lot more than three steps above a trailer it's 26 steps literally 26 steps but um yeah so again uh yeah if if you are listening to this live. Hope you want, you know, reach out. Um, and, um, that one, yeah, so, again, you know, if you are listening to this live, hope you want, you know, reach out. And that one woman who had emailed us and stuff sent the pictures in. Oh, I have. Very, very nice. Very sexy. Vince is very happy now.

She got upset that the last podcast she heard, we hadn't mentioned that she had sent the pictures. And I had to explain to her, prior to this one, we pre-record them sometimes because our schedule isn't just fucking crazy. But we got them. Very sexy. Oh, my gosh. No wonder guys are hitting on her. Yeah. She looks, you know, she's what, my age is? She's older than you are. Older than me? Yeah. Looks very good. Very sultry eyes. Very sultry. I was like, yeah, she looks great, man. You know, just no nudes. I mean, a little butt crack, but everything else, a little cleavage.

It was very teasing, very erotic. Very nice. Very nice. Yeah. I could so disappoint her. Oh, hon, you could so disappoint so many women. And I do. Yes, yes. Like I said, you know, I wouldn't say I know how to satisfy a woman, but they're so satisfied when I'm done with them, they never come back. There you go. That's being satisfied. I'm guessing they're satisfied. That's what it is. They're just like, you know what, I don't want seconds. I mean, you keep saying, no, no, honey, I had some last year.

it's like wow she's still satisfied that's amazing wow yeah so all right well the topic that we agreed upon we haven't talked about it no we haven't we actually we were hoping yeah we were really hoping to have uh mickey join us on the show for this one um her schedule is more fucked up than ours, I think. Well, you know, being a mom is tough. Oh, it is. Mickey's 41, has some young kids and family obligations or what have you. So we're just going to go this one alone unless someone calls in. We can do it. We've done it before. Have we? I think so.

Once or or twice i don't know about that we have we're we should be approaching our hundredth episodes i i don't even i think so um but anyway i don't i don't have it um real quick before we get started on the topic again i i want to thank everyone our numbers are um incredible so i'm glad people are enjoying the show i'd like to think you're enjoying it you wouldn't download it just eat up space on your phone or computer or whatever uh so um we're flattered with that i mean i'm always uh sending down a messages throughout the day it's like look how many downloads we have holy crap like we've broken all records for us yeah for us for us for two nobodies we're not close to joe rogan yet but for two people just bullshitting over the kitchen table i mean that's how it started literally i know we said a thousand times so that's what it is is that's just bullshitting yeah and people who uh who so that we've met to play with and stuff have you you've discussed about the podcast before we meet them and they listen to the podcast right right and then when they hang out with us they're like holy shit i feel like i'm on the podcast you kind of are it's just not any different just no microphones and no headphones no headphones and microphones that's it but so again I want to thank everyone for that we also want to quickly let's get the plug out of the way for Spunk Loop I'm looking at the bottle right there on the desk yeah i'm like how is he gonna segue into the shameless plug for spunk no tell me it's not a great product it's a great product okay you use it hell yeah use the shave your legs yeah use it for you know you to play for toys i mean you took that big dick in you with a little help, right?

Well, you know. You know, it helped that big cock slide right in your ass. It was the biggest cock I've seen in your ass. No. Yeah, it is. You think so? Yeah, I think so. Oh. Yeah, it was hot. I don't know. I don't know. I'd have to look at other cocks in my ass. But go to spunklube.com. If you're someone who uses lubricants or think you should, it's a fun lubricant. It's great. It's non-sticky. It's water-soluble. It doesn't get, like, gummy. It doesn't stain, right? It doesn't stain. And the fun part is it looks like cum. Yeah, it does.

You know, so it's hypoallergenic or something like that, I think, too, and stuff like that. So check it out. And if you buy a product from them, please drop them a note and just say, hey, heard about this on the Hot Wife podcast. So they'll keep sending us stuff because we're having fun with it. Yeah. We've had a few other companies reach out to us, and then I send them the numbers and stuff, and then I don't hear back. I don't know what's going on. Maybe we don't have as many. Maybe it's not as impressive as we think it is. I've heard of our podcast. I haven't heard of their products.

Thank you.

the numbers and stuff and then i don't hear back i don't know what's going on maybe we don't have as many maybe it's not as impressive as we think it is i've heard of our podcast i haven't heard of their products so of course you've heard of our our podcast but that makes sense shooting holes in my theory i certainly am thanks god damn you anyway okay so um so the topic tonight is going to be why sex is better when you're mature do you agree with that oh absolutely oh god we've talked about we've hinted at it we have yes we yeah yeah oh yeah um you know i was hoping to have bourbon break a bour, somebody else to, you know, bounce these ideas off of.

But my contention is when you're older, maybe not mature, mature, because, you know, you still have, as a woman. Well, let's define the mature. Yeah, I wanted to nail that. We're going to say 35 to 70. How's that? Sure. That makes sense. Okay. We're going to use that age range. Yeah. I'm not saying anyone over 70 doesn't qualify, but we're just going to say 35 to 70. Sure. That's 35 years right there. Yeah. So it's technically the first 35 years of your life. Yep. You know, which you're not having sex all 35 then, I hope. I hope.

I mean, you know, if you're my daughters, you know, I'd have sex to your 36 um yeah right they're your daughters yeah my both my daughters are little sluts they get that from their mother not and you're not their mother oh no i think they get that from you you and your sex drive and how comfortable you are with sex and talking about sex yeah if i could just get someone get someone to join me, it would be better. Yeah, it would be so much better. But, okay. I'm working on that. And I hope not to have to roofies them or duct tape them. But, you know, I'm taking in steps. Oh, there you go.

Therapy's kicking in. Oh, there you go. Just kidding.

Yeah, so we've hinted at this around around this i mean and it was i was really hoping to have mickey on the show or somebody else like um somebody besides angelina was supposed to come on but i don't know what's happened to her the last two weeks she's fallen off the face of the earth she does that from time to time you can't depend on her i know that's why we're not shooting with Um, but, um, so what part of sex now at your age of the ripe old age of 62 is i will be 63 till august yeah what part of the the do you think is better now oh well here's the biggie you can't get pregnant pregnant.

Okay. That's fine. That's a biggie. Okay. Now, the bump in the road or the fly in the ointment is the whole menopause things, which we— But that helps get you to that point of not getting pregnant. Yeah, you have to go through that bullshit, you know, and if you can get through that bullshit of menopause— But not everyone has it that bad. You had it bad. A lot of women do. Oh, yeah, a lot of women do. And the real scary part for me was—I mean, I did a lot—I'm not Catholic, but I learned how to do the rosary. Thank you.

bad you you had a bad a lot of women do oh yeah a lot of women and the real scary part for me was i mean i did a lot i'm not catholic but i learned how to do the rosary you were so bad with it you wanted nothing to do with sex oh it just for a free cup for like three years two three years oh it just hurt yeah it wasn't painful besides that i mean well you tell me it was also mean, I understood the pain part. Yeah. Is that what killed your sex drive or did menopause kill your sex drive along with the pain? Yeah, I think the two working together. If you're in pain, you know. Sure, I get it.

You don't feel like having sex. And sometimes the hormones. I mean, hormones make you who you are. If you don't have hormones doing what they're supposed to do and sending those chemical messages and doing what they're supposed to do we're getting to be a fucking yeah but you're not gonna you're not you're not gonna doctor show you're not gonna be horny so if those hormones aren't doing it or if you're married to me if you're married to you well there you go it's you're not gonna have you're not gonna have a sex sex drive.

And then if it doesn't feel good, you're definitely not going to have a sex drive. It took a while working through that. Like I said before. Well, the hot flashes weren't fun for you. Hot flashes weren't fun. The discomfort of it. And I went to doctor after doctor after doctor. But there are some women, okay, who don't go through the pain aspect. Yeah, lucky for that. And, I mean, generally I hear of two outcomes from menopause. What's that? Either, A, the woman comes out of menopause and wants nothing to do with sex.

And, you know, we've talked to a few people that, yeah, my wife went through menopause. She has zero interest. You know, it's like, get away from me without you pee out of there. And then we know women that came out of menopause like, I can't get enough cock. I'm not there, but I'm like in between somewhere. Yeah. Well, if we didn't have all the other obligations in our life. Oh, yeah. I was. Yeah, that's true.

Yeah, if we had our house was completely finished and i wasn't working and everything you weren't working 80 hours and yeah we have a lot more fun let's put it that way you know but um that's not our situation at the moment um maybe it'll change and you guys are having some fun well we'll see um but you know but then um like there was a one girl that one lady fun. Well, we'll see. But then there was the one girl, that one lady we shot with, briefly. She works at the one gym. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. And she came out of menopause. She was fucking five, six guys a day. Oh, yeah.

She just wanted to fuck and fuck. She'd just walk into a convenience store, get a cup of coffee, and go, excuse me, sir, you want to go fuck? I mean, I'm not really exaggerating a whole lot. No, there was one guy that she had at the menopause gym Thank you. She'd just walk into a convenience store, get a cup of coffee. Excuse me, sir. You want to go fuck? I mean, I'm not really exaggerating a whole lot. No, there was one guy that she had at the meditative gym and she fucked him in her car or something in the parking lot.

She was, every time I talked to her, she's like, oh, man, I just fucked a guy and I'm so fucking horny. I got to go find somebody else to fuck. I'm like, where are you going to go? Oh, I don't know. I'll just walk around the store and find somebody. It's like, she was attractive.

you know god bless her i mean that's you know it's a letter to penthouse you know yeah but then she ended up getting like a boyfriend yeah all of a sudden it's like bam yeah she she met a guy she was fucking and like also it's like this is all i'm gonna do it's like okay oh that kind of and i think it was actually uh from what i remember it was a guy she dated in high school or an old boyfriend or yeah some such thing like that and also love got involved that just doesn't work i mean i love that that doesn't work yeah so uh yeah that it's funny how things like that just change yeah so the menopause oops there's my microphone yep watch me punch it again um it's the italian gotta use my hands matter for nothing but i'm gonna talk to you um but um but you know so maybe that's the equalizer so like i said the first 35 years you know you have all your childhood and right right you know younger teenagers where you might not be having sex so it kind of balances out yeah kind of balances out yeah so what would be another plus do you think as as a mature person woman in your case uh you identify as a woman right that's how i checked yes well just hey you could have the parts of a woman but identifies a giraffe.

I don't fucking know. I don't know. I was not even going into that. It's just too complicated. Just keep it simple. That's a whole other six-show series. So anyway, go ahead. You know what? As you get older, you just don't care. You don't care what people think. You're not so – I was going to ask you. You're going to need to define that.

Yeah, well, I don't care what people think you're not you're not so um i was going to ask you you're going to need to define that yeah well you know i don't care about what people think yeah i farted so what keep going keep going well that actually did happen well that does happen from time to time yeah well you know you you get in the middle of a screaming orgasm and you're trying to fight those gas pains some muscle's not going to work some muscle's's not going to work. That's for sure. But the thing is, you're more self-actualized. You're more in tune with your body.

You're more in tune with what makes you happy, what feels good. You can express yourself better. When you're younger, all these, first of all, you you don't know because you haven't had enough experience. I'm still at that point. Exactly. So you don't know how to tell a guy what you want because you don't know. You've only had sex maybe 100 times. So how do you know?

And again, at that age, do you really – do you think – I'll speak for men, okay, or this case you know 30 under 35 right i still i think they're very self-centered and some men over 35 are still very self-centered okay don't get me wrong where it's more about them right exactly but i think in general like a lot of men we met through the lifestyle um like as an example at the party okay all these men were well over 50 and over there's a couple that were slightly under 50 but right in general there is the interest in giving their partner pleasure oh yeah it's not about them just trying to achieve their own orgasm exactly fuck you yeah there's a lot more foreplay and oral and all that kind of thing.

And one guy told me, you know, hey, I may not come because of medications I'm on, blah. It's not a big deal. I don't need to have that. So they are a lot more selfless than mature lover. Well, I think once you're over 35, again, both men and women, I think there is that interest in not only receiving pleasure, obviously. Right. But yet, trying to appease your partner. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know, because you, in theory, hopefully, that the more you please them, the more they're going to reciprocate. Sure. That's a big word for you. Yeah, I'm glad you're sitting down. A couple syllables there.

I'm sitting, I'm drinking alcohol. I'll be okay. I'll get through this one. It's a common theme here. Lots of alcohol, I'm just going to say. I'm married to you, aren't I? Love you. Anyway, so. I'm not going to go there. Yeah, that's the problem.

Um, but, uh, so anyway, the, um there yeah that's the problem um but uh so anyway the um yeah i think i mean and i also okay yeah i think it's more about that um that i i've said that numerous times before that i think that's one of the biggest benefits of being mature and having sex is being able, knowing how to give pleasure more and definitely enjoying pleasure more. Yes, I agree. Yeah, we have said that several times. I mean, do you think you had as many orgasms when you were younger like you're having now? No.

I was actually much older before I actually had my first orgasm really i don't remember yeah like i was in my 20s i don't think i had an orgasm okay i don't i don't think i i'm not saying first i've heard that oh yeah i don't i can't remember i don't know why i've never come up with that question for you before i don't know either i'm slipping i guess because it not that it didn't feel good I never got the wow I'm slipping my legs. I guess because it – not that it didn't feel good. I never got the wow factor from an organization. Again, I think that's part of the thing about being under 35.

We'll put it that way. I don't want to – we could use youth or whatever. I don't want to say that.

But I don't think it's – like I said they i don't think you know how to give and or receive pleasure to this you do it to appease your mate not so much right and again especially younger men i honestly believe not all obviously they're all about themselves right right you know and i don't think women know how to either a communicate to their mate or partner what they need to achieve an orgasm and there are still some women that have never had an orgasm so where are they exactly well there was that one woman you were with yeah you are a few women I've been with that had never had an orgasm before.

Yep. The one woman down by the pool here at the house. She's had other ones. Right. But generally, they've all been self-induced with a vibrator. Oh, really? I got her to come three times doing her. Wow. See? I didn't know it because she doesn't vocalize. No, she doesn't vocalize at all. But afterwards, she's like, oh, my God, you made me come three times. I'm like, I did? Okay. You barely moaned. It's like, whatever. But yeah. But yeah, I think, you know, again, you know, when you're mature, you can. I think that's part of it.

It's the whole maturation process you're learning how to what your what your body responds to how you can either a achieve an orgasm self inducing it or telling your partner what you need to achieve an orgasm and that comes with time it doesn't happen like the first time you have sex that's for sure so it takes it takes years or i guess in my case it took took several years yeah you know a lot of years to actually what age did you start masturbating because you started having sex at a young age yeah but i don't think i really masturbated i had some toys and stuff i didn't really do anything for me.

You know, I was more into being with somebody. Yeah. Well, as a woman, it's a lot easier for you to be with somebody. Yeah, it is. Men, it's a lot tougher. Yeah, I can't remember, like, the first time I actually, probably, like, some boyfriend or somebody gave me a toy as a joke or, you know, here, this might be kind of fun. What are you rubbing up against to make a noise? I don't know. I'm rubbing against something. Sorry about that. I don't know what I'm rubbing up against. I don't see anything here. Okay. I don't know. I don't know. I'll try not to move. But, yeah, that's...

Tonight you're talking like you're having sex with me. Yeah. I'll try not to move. I'll try not to move. Okay.

I, yeah, oh, oh geez i i don't know when i first started masturbating okay i didn't know it was it was i was probably actually i didn't enjoy masturbating until i was actually like later on in life i'm on the internet right now and i see battery sales went up in like 1978 in your area of the country i'm sure that could be that could be the real spike was in like july 18th 1978 do you remember where you were it would probably have to be the 80s because that's when i was doing those parties with that other girl and i had that bag full of fuck up a joke don't you that bag full of vibrators yes you did you had a fucking duffel bag full vibrators probably when i started over 20 in there oh yeah it was fun though it was a novelty you know i'd never you know whether i i might havem.

Maybe, maybe not. But it was just like the novelty of using. That goddamn bag weighed as much as you did. Oh, I know. What about that one toy that had the tongue that went up and down? Oh, it was fun. And the one that pulsated, that's the one that like. Burned out. Burned out. A little wisp of smoke came out. I was like, oh, my God. You should be cranking down on that thing. But anyway, so, I mean, and the other thing, I think think as you get older, I think you're more likely, hopefully, to tell your partner what you want or ask them what they want. Exactly.

And I also think as you get older, more for the women, I guess.

I think women get more adventurous in the sense of, like, it's probably changed over the years you know with um what the hell is a the lingerie shop that you know the whole fredericks of oh oh fredericks and i mean um uh victoria's secret victoria's secret and stuff in the internet so it's a lot easier and it's i mean like you know years ago if you wanted a toy you didn't have amazon and the internet stuff you had to go to an adult bookstore right you know physically and yeah it could be embarrassing it could be you know my ex-wife i took her into one one time she's like what if i see someone i know it's like they're there too yeah exactly it's like you're just admitting you like sex big deal but you know so she wanted a new vibrator one time right and uh she goes can you go get me a vibrator i was like all right didn't bother me you know i walked in there bought it you know and at that time i don't think they do it so much anymore um you know open the package put batteries in and test it because you can't return it exactly you know as he's doing that it dawned on me all of a sudden i think it's for you yeah i never really thought about it that way that you know up to that point and all of a sudden i'm thinking like oh shit he probably thinks i'm going to put this in my ass and drive home son of a bitch yeah she should walk in there and get it herself well but she didn't it's the past but you know I mean the same as like back in the day when I needed to wear condoms right you know and go to the pharmacy and I you know put them up on the counter and this young girl like looked at the condoms and looked up at me and she rung me up like nervously and I was not going to give a shit.

And then she goes, have a good night. I said, I'm hoping to. And she turned bright fucking rich. Well, you know it's a good night. You have beer, condoms, you know. This is Pennsylvania. They don't sell beer in the pharmacies and stuff. That's true. That's true. That would be a cool combination. You know it's going to be a good night. There's alcohol. One way or another, I'm going to be happy. I'm going to be happy. If I don't way or another, I'm going to be happy. I'm going to be happy. If I don't get the sex, I'm going to be drunk. There you go.

But, yeah, I mean, obviously nowadays more and more people are opening up. Not necessarily in a good way. Being a little more open with their desires or interests. Yeah, I agree. I agree. You know? You've got to be true to yourself. You may not always agree with what people are into. We've had a couple of guys who are like, no, no, we're not doing that. We're not. But, hey, if they're like, hey, this is what I want, they have to be true to themselves. You've got to give them credit that way.

It's even, you know, like I i talked to a couple guys who used to own or work at video stores back when they were video stores right especially the ones that weren't the chains that had adult video sections exactly they actually said there was actually more women that came in during today during the day to rent adult videos than men really whether they came in to get them for their husbands or to watch with their husbands or yeah i can't speak to that but interesting yeah but now with the internet i mean you're pouring on your phones and yeah you know anywhere you want and and i think that i mean the amount of people okay like you go on obviously on Instagram and then you see a mature, a ton of mature women posting very provocative pictures within their limits on Instagram.

And then you click on their profile and you'll find they have an OnlyFans link. And it's just like, you know, so the world is opening up, especially for the mature especially for the mature women oh yeah which again i i've said for a long time i find far more alluring than a 20 year old 20 something year old should have a 20 something year old body well one thing yeah i agree i agree and but when you see a mature woman 35 35 and up, that looks good. Doesn't have to have a perfect body like me. Like you? Okay. What was I laughing about? I didn't laugh. I was clearing my throat. Okay.

I was going to say, I'd be really upset if you were laughing. Oh, I'm sure you would be. I would never do that. I'd have to hit that button right there. I'm sure you would. Finger off that button. Don't be pushing my button. That is your button, see? Yeah! That is my button. Stop pushing my button. So, yeah, no, I mean, you know, like now there's a whole new thing I see on Instagram with people saying mom bods or dad bods. Right, right. It's just like, hey, I finally fell into an acceptable category.

dad bod is right right it's just like hey i finally fell into an acceptable category dad bod is that what that is yeah i would say i have a dad bod yeah hey yeah yeah so i don't know what what is a dad bod well it's not the guy goes to the gym every day yeah a little bit of softness in the middle. Yeah. Not in the lower part, but in the middle. Not in the lower part, but maybe between the ears. From the belt up. Yeah, okay. Okay. You know, not the perfect body. I mean, I have one. Of course. It's in the closet. It's on the inside. I keep this bad puffy body on the outside.

Keep that warm it's insulation for the good body underneath all this but I mean you know again I think it's also trying to get people to buy their OnlyFans subscriptions but I think there is a thing now more and more like like i said i've seen it surprisingly um more women being flirtatious with me and i don't get it there's nothing wrong with that no no no it's no not at all um i mean i'm i'm kind of taken back because most of my life, like all through high school and early twenties, um, I had some luck, don't get me wrong. Um, but in general I was pushed aside, disregarded and, and stuff.

And, um, so something about my gray beard, I guess, I don't know. I, I, that or my pussy eating is becoming synonymous. Oh, I don't know. How would they know's how would they know about tonguezilla.com website yeah something like that i don't know i i actually i think you've become better looking as you matured from like pictures i saw of you like in high school and stuff, so. Okay. I guess, I don't know. Yeah. Like a late bloom. I look weathered to me. I mean, like, hurricane, tornadoes, landslide, all at the same time. Landslide. You know, it's like a meteor hit me in the head, you know.

The landslide is like the belly going. I was at the base of Twin Towers. But, you know. Not that bad. Yeah. Yeah, we've all taken a little bit of a beating over the last few decades. That's a whole other, that's another three shows.

But, yeah, no, I think, again, if you want to call in, if you're listening to this live you're on the website and the phone number should be right there right there but uh go ahead what's the number donna yes it's a 484-352-2553 so okay not all at once um that's all right we knew this was gonna happen yeah but it's a first Again, luckily, we have a lot of people who download. And again, a lot of the show is aimed at swingers, and Saturday night is a prime swinging night. Oh, God, yes.

The next party we go to is going to be on a Saturday night, and I've got to figure out how I can get off of work to go to this party. The 17th, well, if you don't, I will be there alone. I'm sure they will let you go as a single male, too. I'm sure they will. Usually single males, they don't let you in a lot of swinger parties as single men. You have those special exemptions. But I think the women will. Oh, I think the women will be like, you gotta let Vince come. Let Vince come. Let me come, and then Vince, can you my pussy, make me come. Let Vince drain every ounce of juice. Anyway.

But yeah, I think, and you know what? Again, I think when you're younger and you could speak to this, I can't. And no, well, you knew you were attractive. You were dancing. Right. Yeah.

You had a lot of people hitting on you, dancing or not you're an attractive woman even to this day i hear it all time oh my god donna's so beautiful and i'm like and like you need something to drink i'm like apparently i'm right here it's like yeah that's okay that's all right it doesn't hurt too much okay i gotta call my therapist see the speed dial anyway um but you know so you had your feathers stroked all the time and i think as we get older right um we tend to get void of that and we kind of want that so i think when you're older and Thank you.

get void of that and we kind of want that so i think when you're older and again i'm speaking more to swingers the the vanilla people that are monogamous and that's great god bless you if that's what you want to do um but tell me like like after that party as an example i'll keep going back to that or even last sunday with that young gentleman here you know tell me you don't feel good not just from the orgasms but you know how i mean he couldn't tell you enough times if we had a dollar for every time he he mentioned how beautiful you were and sexy you were i i we would never need to work so oh yeah i mean we're just sitting there just you know having a regular conversation before we do anything and he's got Thank you.

We would never need to work. Oh, yeah. I mean, we're just sitting there just, you know, having a regular conversation before we do anything. And he's got his hand on my thigh, rubbing my thigh and, you know, trying to kiss me and, you know, groping and pawing at me. But I mean, so I think and I almost think that lends itself to more of when people cheat on their spouse, because all of a sudden they get attention. Like, I can speak to my brother. Oh, yes. Yes, I agree. He had a wife, or has a wife, who was not paying him any attention.

And a woman who apparently was attractive, I don't know, was attractive enough, I'll put it that way, had started paying attention to him and started flirting with him. And he did something he now regrets. I was like, just suck it up, buttercup. Shut the fuck up. Don't tell her. Just shut up. Just shut up. I've got to admit it to her. I feel guilty. Bitch. So now his dick is on a shelf somewhere. He might be listening. Oh, sorry. If he listens, that's okay. I tell him that to his face. I told him then. He knows. I told him just, okay, you don't like what you did? Shut the fuck up.

Keep it inside. Don't. But now there's balls on the mountain. Push it deep inside and never speak about it. Just relive it when you're alone.

But no, that speaks to, I think, a lot of people that if all of a sudden there's somebody else in your workplace that she is lonely also also you know her husband's doesn't pay any attention right exactly and you're at home and you're married to a four foot eleven woman who doesn't pay any attention yeah that's me i mean oh you mean no no somebody else somebody else okay not you not me oh okay i was getting worried another four foot eleven redhead her name is her name is bonna let's just say that a nod on a day Bona is not paying any attention Bona don't make fun of her country's names I'm going Oh, God, stop it.

I'm going to start coughing. But, you know, so all of a sudden, these two people, you know, they're like, okay, well, you know. Yeah, I get it. You know, and it makes you feel special. Yeah, I get it. You know, and even if you are getting it from your, from Bana, you know, you know, when someone else tells you, it feels nice. Like I said, I've been doing WebEx training, you know, all week. And one of the 14 people in the class, this one woman, you know, she kept like every day. It's like, you know, when we had to break off into little groups.

she's like i want to be with vince i'm like why you know and every morning she's like when she would log in and she's like hi vince it's like how about everybody else you don't say hi to anybody else uh-oh watch out oh boy we're gonna do you know break off into a little subgroup and get nasty on the webcam. And then all of a sudden, they bring us back into group. Everybody's half undressed. Well, yeah. It would just be me. Talking to my nipples like, oh, hi. Sorry. What were we talking about again? So, but, yeah. So, I mean, and that's the other part.

I think being made to feel attractive means more when you get older. Yes. It took a long way around the block to get to that statement over there. But that's because, well, you've gotten older. I mean that well again once you're 35 and over you're pretty much in a relationship generally generally so and nowadays you can't go to work and say to someone oh wow you look very nice today or whatever you know sexual harassment it's like you just can't say that um god forbid you give somebody a Yeah. But so when you do get that compliment from somebody that you might find attractive. Sure.

It means more. It adds a little pep to your step, so to speak. Sure. So. Yeah.

I don't think the compliments when you're younger mean as much because well you're younger so you already look good or you shouldn't already look or you think you do oh you think you do so as you get older it's like yeah we got our nicks and scrapes and you know complete total complete total wreck that's okay but so when somebody says hey you look nice it does mean more because well you're not 20 anymore yeah yeah and again i've said it to you a thousand times um leave me uh no um i say um shut up i say um that um i forgot what it serves you right so much you mean so little well you certainly means so little.

Well, you certainly have achieved that. Wow. I'm just saying you've achieved it. Does a little offend you when I say that? I'm not, I don't, what are you trying to, was that from my height here? Is this a bash against how? I hadn't thought about that. Oh, of course not.

That's all he does is, you know, pickle you know pickle no what i was going to say is you know i can sit there and tell you how beautiful or sexy that someone else thinks you are i mean i think you are but when someone else tells you it means more you expect your significant other to tell you you're attractive or you know you, come over here, let me keep water on you before you die. I'm going back to the ocean. That's what you tell me all the time. It's like, water bed. Isn't the water supposed to be in the bed? Anyway. But, no, I can tell you how much, how sexy you are, how beautiful you are.

And, you know, you don't generally say a whole lot but someone else tells you oh thank you you know and you know and like that's actually true it's true but it's not right it's not no it's right that's what happens but it's still that's but it shouldn't it you're significant it should be no but it plain and simple i mean it does it should mean more. No, but it's plain and simple. I mean, it does. It's just what happens. Yeah, it's just what happens. You take it for – we take each other for granted. To some degree, yeah. And I know it's not – you shouldn't, but it kind of happens.

You get comfortable. I don't think we take each other for granted. I think we just get comfortable with each other. Comfortable, granted. And you also – you overlook my shortcomings. pun intended you blew my eye level you know my all my uh yeah my short tempers short tempers see a theme here yeah yeah but no i mean yeah we all do we you know you know I take for granted how many times you tell me I'm perfect. I'm sure you do. Right. You can start telling me again any time. Oh, you're perfect, dear. Thank you. Perfect for me. Yeah. In a kind of warped, kind of sick, demented way.

Got me trained, right? But it does. It just, it's not right, but it's what it happens. You know, you could, your wife or husband could tell you how sexy they find you and everything else. And you go, oh, thank you. And, you know, but someone else tells you the same exact thing, exact words. And you're like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's great. Your feet aren't touching the ground for a few minutes. I think we think people outside the relationship will be more critical. So when you have passed the muster for them and somebody says you're attractive. Passed the muster.

I don't care what brand it is. Shut up. Passed the muster. Jesus Christ, you're going to start talking like Shakespeare now? No. Thou has passed the muster. Henceforth, thou shalt sucketh my cocketh. I love when you speak Shakespeare, babe. It's so hot. It's so hot.

You want to suck my Othello?'s not a long fellow sorry I'm either going to go there that's my problem I would think people outside the relationship would be more critical maybe that's why it means more that's exactly it you've achieved something that you're like you've you've achieved something that i think that you are worth the compliment so to you it means more and i it's not correct it's not right but it's that's what happens yeah so it is what it is and and it means even more to you when you get a compliment from a younger person yeah because you know i you know, I would think they would be much more critical.

Here they are. You're a hot grandma. You know, you're sexier than my grandma. Your tits don't sag like my grandma does. Oh, God, that's so funny. I can't slap, I can slap your ass and ride the wave in. My grandmother, I have to pick her ass cheeks up with one with each hand and grab the folds and lift them. Oh, bitch, that's just wrong. That's not hot? No, it's not hot, stop it. Well, it's a step-grandmother. Grandmother would be wrong. Right, okay. Nothing, nothing sick there.

Yeah, when you get a compliment from someone who's like half your aging, and you know, I, I probably the same age or older than well yeah I'm certainly older than their mother some of the guys you've been with you're closer to the grandparents age than your other parents age yes yes that's true absolutely and yet they're like pawing at me and come on you know and talking dirty to me and it's like would you have that same conversation with your grandparents wow again i'm just by the age we talked about the whole step mom step grandmom fetish and stuff like that and again i look at my grandmother's as an example it's like is that an oof like oh baby no they weren't steps.

They were actually my grandparents. You know. Not hot? No. No. Your face is wrinkling up. It looks like you just take a bite out of a misty lemon or pickle. Well, you remember my one grandmother. Yes. You never met my other one. She died, but she wasn't much better. But, I mean, my Italian grandmother was great. Oh, yeah. Hot? No, but great. And when you see a picture of her when she was younger, she looked the fucking same. No, no. I think she was born 80. Oh, no. Yeah, just less wrinkles. Okay.

But she looked's like that's i mean i love her to death i miss her she's you know right speaking word english but whatever um so yeah do it yeah i have a hard time relating to the grandma thing because yeah you look at your it's like i think about grandmoms and moms i'm like yes it's kind of creepy but you know then i sit there and think You're welcome. I think about grandmoms and moms. I'm like... Yes, it's kind of creepy. But, you know, then I sit there and think of, like, there were some neighbor's moms growing up. Okay, their moms, just not my family. You know? Their moms were hot.

They were fuckable. I wouldn't say they were hot. You know, I think the hot in that case, we're changing topics here. The hot in that case was because I was a young teenager and horny as shit. And they were fuckable. Okay. And they were not unattractive. Right. But they weren't hot. And, yeah, no, they weren't. Let's see, was there anybody? No. You're going through the whole. Couple fuckables. You're going through the whole neighborhood, aren't you? Couple fuckables, yeah, I did. House to house, man. You know, like, the one neighbor on one side wasn't, the mom was not hot.

She was a nasty bitch. But the daughter was fucking smoking. That's usually how it works. Yeah.

Now, oh, no, I did have a neighbor.'ve oh jesus christ she was hot she would lay out in the backyard in bikini sunbathing i would go in the bathroom and jerk off no you didn't fuck yeah oh my god she's like big double d tits and she would wear his tiny little bikini oh she and her husband was cheating on her all the fucking time really Oh, that that's the first i heard this story oh yeah i forgot about that oh my god yeah i did i forgot about it oh my god yeah no i can't oh wow yeah no oh and and her and i we got along i've always got along with older women right and um her son was like five six years younger than I am.

Right. But her and I would sit outside and we'd talk for hours and stuff like that. Oh, wow. She was a nice woman. I'd be inside. I was drooling, my hand over my lap, you know, keeping down the hard on you. You know, because she would always wear low-cut tops and stuff.

She looked like a blonde Linda Evans evans not evans linda carter oh okay yep she had the linda carter body oh no kidding yeah superwoman time not yeah even now linda carter's smoking hot so but uh anyway again i'm a mature woman yeah yeah she could have had my fucking 14 old 14 year old car was a 14 inch to say 14-inch, you know. 14-year-old. I would have had to make like seven trips. I wouldn't even touch that thing. I would love to have touched it. If I could touch it now at this age and she would be back at that age, I don't know. I'm sure she's probably still a beautiful woman.

Actually, I saw her probably 10 years ago.

and she still was smoking wow for a woman yeah good good for her yeah take good care of herself she could have me yeah i'm sure just to say i did it yeah just to say oh that would be a conversation wouldn't it oh my god could like to be a flower on the wall for that one oh yeah someone's gonna hold the camera that's true but um anyway back to the topic of mature that fits it fits yeah it does we're gonna be getting back to the the younger people telling you you know getting compliments from them and i mean hell i've you know you've seen it where you're walking down walking like in the store or something like that and i've seen younger guys turn and look at your ass as you walk by them yes you know yes that's that is true i quick tell you tuck the depends in nothing says hot like depends or poise or whatever they're using for incontinence.

Yeah, no. So, but, yeah. But, you know, again, and I think when you're older, you get a little more adventurous. Yeah, I would think it would be the other way around. When you're younger, you're more adventurous. Because when I was younger, I was bolder on so many other levels that you think sexually you'd be bold, too. Okay, so here's what I'll go with. Okay. All right. Like, when I was in high school, back in the roaring 20s, you know, you didn't admit you masturbated. No, that was uncool. Oh, my God. You know, it's like, do you masturbate? Hell no. You sure? Oh, no, I don't masturbate, no.

Okay.

No, my god you know it's like do you masturbate hell no you sure oh yeah i don't masturbate no okay you know no because i want you to be like you know you gotta have a woman if you if you admitted you masturbate they'd make fun of you oh yeah you know because you couldn't get laid now okay i don't know if it's this this era we're in or if it has to do with our maturity or lack thereof um you know i mean we're at swinger parties and guys are sitting there jerking off you know keeping it hard while they're waiting for the next woman or or whatever you know or like we've had guys like they get done one session with you and they want to do another one so they're sitting there just yeah it's like dude really you have to do in front of me i mean i don't care if you jerk off I just don't need to, you know, you don't need to entertain there just, it's like, dude, really?

You have to do it in front of me. I mean, I don't care if you jerk off. I just don't need to, you don't need to entertain me. And it's not, it's not entertainment, you know? But I mean, I don't get, I don't get offended when they try to use my hand. Yeah. Okay. I understand that. That kind of pisses me off. That means I got to take my hand off my dick. Oh, my God. Stop it. You're not right. You better call the therapist when we're done here. I'm just saying. Who do you think I'm talking about? Oh, God. What do you think happens on that couch? I have no idea. I don't.

La you can't put your fingers in yours I know I try to the sounds being pumped into your fucking head and you're trying to put your fingers in your head and you think I'm retarded stupid Stupid, sorry. I'm sorry. It's just something you always do, you know? Yeah, something like that. But, no, I mean, like, now women, especially mature women, aren't shy about saying they masturbate or have toys. Oh, some of them are, like, proud that they have, look at this new toy, oh, my God. Well, hell, Mickey. I mean, again, we talked about how Mickey has really evolved. Oh, yeah, oh, my God.

You know, my God. Well, hell, Mickey. I mean, again, we talked about how Mickey has really evolved. Oh, yeah, my God. You know, a few weeks ago, probably a month ago, she was telling me, you know, she just had a play session. It was so good. I mean, she goes, I came home and I masturbated three times. Wow. This is from a woman. If I told her she had a nice ass, she was like, that's inappropriate. Well, when she's masturbating, what is she using? Her fingers? I didn't get that. I just tried to visualize it. Didn't want to get to it because I didn't want to ruin the conversation. I just knew.

I think she said she has a toy. I don't know. I'd be afraid that the kids will find it. We get her here. We'll find out. We'll ask. I'll try to tell her to bring it, prove it. See if it works. See if it works. Does it need batteries? Let's find out. Well, there was, there's been a lot of them. They have a really good toy. They're actually very proud of it. Like the, there's the Toshiba, you know. Yeah, the fucking hurricane. Hurricane things. Oh, my God. Christ, fucking jackhammer from hell. Pretty much, yeah. Yeah, pretty much. Thank you. Thank hurricane things. Oh, my God.

It's a fucking jackhammer from hell. Pretty much, yeah. Yeah, pretty much. Magic wand or something like that. Wasn't that what it was called? I have no idea. There's so many different kinds of... Knock your back teeth loose, vibrator. Well, you have to put it in your mouth. But that's just through your pussy. Now you're telling me.

But, yeah, I think it's, you know, again, again being mature you tend to be a little more adventurous a little more oh it just means more yeah i don't know about being more adventurous i'll just say it definitely means more i was pretty adventurous as a well as a younger person okay well even yeah yes you were um but even like for me not that i'm asking women out now but i kind of am um but like in high school yeah i was always like oh my god i'm gonna go ask that girl out you know oh yeah i'd spend a week like i should no i won't look at last no no now i'm at the swinger party the other day a woman i've never met i talked to her for all of like two sentences.

You know, she was at the bar. I was like, what are you drinking? Oh, I'm having this kind of wine, blah. I said, oh yeah, I'm not really a wine drinker. She said, oh yeah, it's really good. I said, do you want to go downstairs? Yes, I do. It's like... You know what it is? It's not being adventurous. It's being confident. You have more confidence now. Not that you're more adventurous. Yeah, no, I do. You're more confident. I have a lot more confidence. I just don't give two fucks now. That's what it is. That's the beauty about being more mature. You just don't give two fucks.

But there's people that are mature that give a fuck. I just don't. I'm sure. I've been through too much to give a fuck. Exactly. If I gave a fuck, I wouldn't be doing this podcast. I had no more fucks to give. I've given every fucking answer.

I'm in a hole for fucks yeah so i think that's it you're you you're more confident because you have experience if you have experience you're bound to be more confident so you have more confidence and because you have confidence you don't care because you're confident what you have so yeah it all it's a domino effect so it's not that you more, I'm not as bold as I was or as adventurous. You're still somewhat apprehensive. Yeah. You know, I have told you before, I would find it very sexy, pardon me, to see you be a little more forward. Aggressive with guys. Because they're not going to say no.

No. Usually I don't have to be aggressive because they're already jumping all over me. Yeah. Like I said, the aggressive for you is just a matter of like, hi, like, okay. Yeah, exactly. I was just going to ask what the weather is and I wound up fucking him. Okay. Oh, well. I went to see if that was his BMW up front, and he said, I know his dick was in my mouth. Yeah, next thing you know. So it's true. BMW drivers do have small dicks. So, wait, that was the guy I was with. No matter. Stop it. What are you scratching your head for? Yeah, I'm trying to retaliate. Retaliate? Respond.

Sorry, wrong words. No, Freudian slip. Yep. Respond to that. It's like, no, I'm not an aggressive person. I'm not a dominant. Oh, I'm not either. No, no, you can be. I can be in certain circumstances. Yeah, you can be.

But again, obviously with the show the show i'm very dominant so to speak yep doesn't let me get a word in edgewise but that's okay but like at the party right if you notice i was just sitting at the table being quiet i don't know i was too busy downstairs with this guy and that guy and the other guy and when i was downstairs with the women i wasn't talking either i know you weren't guy and that guy and the other guy. And when I was downstairs with the women, I wasn't talking either. I know you weren't. You were moaning and screaming and giggling and everything. I was quiet.

That's only because you had something in your mouth. Well, you don't talk with your mouth full. That's true. Your mother taught you well. Or whoever taught you. I see what your mother taught you well. No, had nothing to do with that no but she taught you not to talk to your mouth well that would have been your dad i'm sure that's why the back of my head's flat smack you i didn't do anything that's in case you think about it um anyway um yeah so it's i guess i don't know. It's one of those things that, yeah, I mean, and I think we all, as we get older, we get a little more assured of ourself.

Yeah, that's confidence. We have to come up with a different word, don't you? Yeah, well, that's what all those things. Is that a word? I don't think it's a real word. Confidence? Or assured? Yeah. A short? A short. In my case, it is a short. Yep. Yeah, so you tend to care less what people think. You don't care about, you don't get the peer pressure because you just don't care. You have more confidence. And I'm definitely not as, I have an adventure.

See, i've done all the crazy stuff when i was younger so i'm not as adventurous because i don't need to be i mean i was doing orgies when i was 18 you know i'd wear we all wear it's when you're the only girl there it's not an orgy it's a gang bang no there's other girls there okay just checking yeah there was a girls and guys okay yeah but i was like i was in high school i was. Yeah, there was a girls and guys. Okay. Yeah, but I was like, I was in high school. I was in high school. That was the 70s, though. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so. Sex was that whole. Oh, you think?

Yeah, well, I grew up, I had the 80s. We had AIDS. Fucking, fucking legs went slamming shut. Yeah. You had to be extraordinarily good looking to get laid in high school in the 80s huh yeah they weren't giving away college in the 80s and yeah i went to um i had a girlfriend and my best friend he was just coming out of the closet about being gay he wasn't sure which side of the fence he was on it so i was having sex with him because I didn't want him to not experience. And you pushed him the other way. Yeah, maybe I did. I know. I feel his pain.

So I was having a lot of sex within a circle of friends. I think of things like that myself. Yeah, I pushed him right off the edge. He's like, that's it. I'm gay. Donna changed me. I just ruined it for everything. She's so cruel. So maybe I should find someone who's more understanding. No, I think I had a lot of sex in college, too. Yeah. How do you think you paid for it? That's a good point. Don't judge. So I want to thank all the callers. That's good. So again, this is the first show we're doing live. I didn't expect... No, we didn't expect, but that's okay.

We had one person talk about calling, but we were aware of some potential complications. Yes. So we'll try it again next Saturday, 9 o'clock. Sounds like fun, yeah. And the number will still be the same, and that number is? Oh, I mean, hold on, let me get my paper here. Oh, I'm going to be prepped. I'm not prepped here. 484-352-2553. And you can find it on our website, which is?

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Again, if you want to reach out to us, hotwifepodcast at gmail.com uh we address all of them uh good bad and indifferent luckily they've all been good yes so far so good you know um and uh you know if you have questions if you have a topic for us we we welcome to entertain any topics um we'll entertain pictures and again I want to thank that one person for sending pictures in she did a nice job they were very nice encourage more terrible I said they were nice they're very sexy I even responded back to her told she'd salt your eyes I know but you're saying she'd want more that's like saying I had a great piece of cake but i don't want any more no you have a good piece of cake or pie or something like i want more you might not verbalize it but in your head you're like god damn i could go for more right that tastes like more i mean every time you have sex with me i see it it in your eyes.

I want more? Oh, maybe it isn't it. Maybe. Maybe it's what I want to see. Ah. Yeah, I think that's what it is. Okay. But anyway, I want to thank everyone again. We are very humbled by everyone who listens. And, you know, we're just having fun. This is our therapy. Yeah, pretty much.

uh you know we're just having fun this is our therapy yeah pretty much i mean we're just talking out our ass so yeah we yeah that's what we do this is probably why we don't have friends so if all you listeners were in our area we could all hang yeah there you go because our friends are all kind of uptight sometimes so we we have to we go to you know hang out with them and it's like we're sitting there like you know they go what'd you do last weekend well we were cutting the lawn that's our euphemism for a while yeah we were um donna donna was plowing the back 40 i'm getting i was getting plowed and we're like yeah that's okay that's a good way to put it.

Having her mud turned over. So, but whatever. Um, so again, feel free to reach out to us. Um, if you can call in next Saturday, that'd be great. Um, and if you have questions or comments or show concepts, something you want us to talk about that is of something of interest to you, uh, it doesn't have to be of interest to us.

We'll let you know, but we'll still do a show about it and maybe we can arrange for you to call in even if it's not a saturday night show we can arrange to have you call in and uh talk about uh whatever it is with us off air i mean on air but not you know but not It would be a prerecorded show. Oh, that would be fine. We've done that before. Yeah, we look forward to interaction. We bore each other. Oh, my God. Yeah, we're over an hour, or an hour and five minutes. Oh, God. Wow. That's what old people do. Yeah, that's us. Anyway, so thank you. And everybody, have a great night.