Finding Talent and a New Toy Review

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. I'm just shimmying around here, just shimmy around. You don't shimmy too much, your tit's going to fall out of your little vest. Ooh, no nipples. Let's just make that happen, shall we? Oh, wait. First thing, we're not even a minute into the show. Oh, we're there. I need to be able to breathe. Into the mouth, out the nose. Get your old lady glasses off. Sorry about that. I was needing to see things. Okay. I'm not even going to go there. So, I don't get the introduction today as the wonderful... Oh, wait. Yes, this is Donna Lynn.

I am here with my wonderful husband, Vince, once again. Oh, distracted with the breathing. I was distracted with your tits, too, so that's okay. That's okay. I know. Oh, well, shit happens. Hopefully not here. Hopefully. Oh, dear God. So tonight's a two-part show. It's a two-parter, huh? Well, we're going to cover two topics. First thing we're going to talk about is the recruiting, what you and I call stunt dicks. I should have brought down a little mug. No, it's not that important. It's really cute. Stunt dicks. It says stunt cock on it.

About how these guys, everybody wants to be in movies with you. But then we'll get into it more. And just how, like, well, okay, so. Yep. And then the second part of the show, I had bought you an old-time toy that you haven't had in a lot of years. I had the metal version of it. This is a plastic version. Welcome to the new. I know. A little more interesting. Make sure that it a pocket rocket. This one, mine had one big ball. This is three small balls. My old one was metal. It had a metal case. We'll see. I have not tried this out yet. And you burned out the other one. Oh, God.

I burned that out a long time ago. That's what I'm saying. You haven't had one of these in a long time. No. So let's see if the newer version is as good as the old version. I don't know, but let's just say I don't have high hopes. Wow. I don't want to go in this negative, but I'm looking at it going, wow. I don't know. Did you put a battery in it yet? Yeah. Okay. I even tried it. I tested it. It works? Yeah, it works. I did not try it on myself, though. Not yet. So we'll see. You test the functionality, not the feeling. Exactly. Okay. So we'll be able to give it a fair evaluation. Yes.

I'll give it a fair evaluation.

I hope it's good because, you know, I get disappointed when i get a toy and it's well it's like catches fire and you know and then whiff the smoke comes out i can't really and yes folks it has happened it seriously has happened that's that's a little too rough on the toys so but they should make them better so again before we get started if you're listening to the podcast um if you go to donna's um only fans page not only fans i keep getting this many vids many vids yeah to the many vids page so they have to get all my links and even to the um pornhub page you can actually see the video of this podcast for free.

Yep. And there are other videos up there that you can buy if you want to see her doing other things. There's little free ones, too. Yeah, yeah. And again, if you're following us on Apple Podcasts or some of the other ones, I'm going to ask for a favor. I ask going to ask that you follow us, subscribe or whatever, and definitely give us a like or whatever. We'd appreciate that. It doesn't cost you anything, but it helps us out. Yeah, thank you. I'd appreciate that. And again, if you really like our show, tell a friend or two about it. We'd like that too.

And again, follow us at hotwifedonnalyn.com. Dot com. And you'll be able to see all the links, where to see everything that she's doing. All the different platforms I'm on, so. Okay. So, with that, we had another incident with a newer young man. Yes. That wanted to partake in the adult content. Creation, yes. Yes. That wanted to partake in the adult content. Creation, yes. Yes. Yeah, he's young, but he's also, how can I put this? Inexperienced? Yeah, inexperienced. I was going to say naive. He't gotten it out much, probably hasn't had a lot of girlfriends.

He's very, a little bit socially awkward, just a little bit. And we're not picking on him. No, no. We're going to be talking about men in general who contact you who want to be, oh, I'll shoot with you. Oh, yeah, I'll be a stunt dick. I'll do it, I'll do it.

do it and well with this particular young man we knew that going into it he was going to be very shy we'd have to like groom him a lot and give him lots of make him feel good about himself and you know get that so we were only with him this is what my second time well the first time we didn't think was this supposed to be a meet and greet yeah meet and greets but i i did partake in him and i made you know i yeah and i made him come and there were some issues then yes he was a little shy he's a little shy so and that happens i mean that's you know and but we're understanding we we're flexible we work with them one of the things is first of all we don't judge no we're definitely the nine if you're somebody who can't pop or pops quickly or whatever it's not an issue it's not an issue but um we can work with it But...

We can work with it. But yeah, there were some... But you have plenty of guys who oversell themselves too. Yeah, that is the truth. That is the truth. You know, oh yeah, I can do this and that and all. And then, you know, either A, they don't show up at all, or B, if they do show up, it's not everything they promise, and it's kind of a disappointment. So that happens sometimes. Usually, though, it's a very good experience, you know. Sorry, I knocked that. Is that what that was? Yeah, that was me. Sorry. I was getting excited. You're getting the Italian out of you. Yeah, the Italian hands.

Oh, hello. Can't help it. But, yeah, it's, you know, there needs to be a, unfortunately, there's no, unless you actually audition them. Right. That's what the meet and greets kind of do. Yeah, but, you know, you're sitting in a bar having a drink and stuff. It's different to say, all right. You still have to invest time. Uh-huh. Yeah, you do. You know, and Again, that was one of the comments you had made earlier, not on the show, but earlier today. It's like, oh, my God, what do we do? How do we know? You don't. It's a crapshoot. It is a crapshoot. It's like grapes. Seriously.

And I'm not trying to be like a fucking Forrest Gump or a fucking thing. Got a Pokemon to find a one you like. Thank you.

seriously and i'm not trying to be like a fucking forrest gump or fucking um gotta poke them all to find a one you like um but no like you know grapes you could be eating them like oh that's a good no that's a good one and all of a sudden one that looks great also it's like what the fuck that's bitter as yeah who's shitting that one yeah and that's what happens and we're not downplaying this guy just you know oh he's not the only one i mean there's a lot of guys that I understand.

shit in that one yeah and that's what happens and we're not downplaying this guy just you know oh he's not the only one i mean there's a lot of guys that are caught camera shy and we've we figure out ways to work around that too like you'll say we try yeah within the best of our ability yeah we'll sit there and like i'll set the cameras up and leave the room and leave the room because sometimes it's like oh having another guy and there is kind of weird. I think another thing is when you have these bright lights. Fucking a guy's wife in front of him. Yeah.

And being watched by another man technically. Yeah, it's kind of weird. You know, I mean, I can see, you know, where I'm not a performer so I'm not really critiquing these guys. You understand. No. We're just talking about one of the things that you know if if guys uh decide they're going to get into adult content or want to shoot you know don't go in unless you've got unless you have some experience no pun intended don't get cocky no pun intended yeah it's it is a little bit daunting. Like, we have bright, bright lights on us. And it doesn't seem that bright when I watch the videos.

It seems like normal lighting. But it is, like, that ring light is bright. And that's not even turning all the way up. No. And I know yesterday when we were shooting, there were some bright lights on us. And I'm sure he was like, oh my God. Like all the lights in the bedroom were on, all the high hats were on, the ring light was on. And we've even had experience with guys who claim to be exhibitionists. Right. They want to show off and stuff and all of a sudden it's like, it's not working. Yeah, this isn't working for me. And I was like, whatever, I'm sorry.

I don't know what to say at that point. I'm sorry. And I don't know. I'm missing out on this too, you know. I'm not a small man. And I don't know if maybe they sit there and like, oh, if I do something wrong, he's going to beat the shit out of me. No, I don't think. Do you think that's a part of that? It could be something back in some of their heads. I mean, again, I try to be as cool as possible with them. You're very upfront. It's like, here's our rules. Well, consider when I sit there and I go over them with them, like, hey, listen, she really likes cum.

You know, if you want to cream pie her or cum on her face or whatever, it's all good. I think if the woman's husband tells you, like, yeah, douse her with your cum, I think you kind of have the green light. I think you kind of do, too. Yeah, I think it's kind of like... I don't know. I don't understand. I mean, there's only... It's not like we have a whole bunch of crazy rules that they have to be like, oh, okay, I can't do this. No kissing. No this. No... It's like, don't choke me and be respectful. That's about it. Everything else... If she says no, it's no. Yeah. If I say no, it's no.

And, yeah, no choking. No choking. That's the only thing I really don't like. I don't like that either. Even if you liked it, I would not allow it. I'm good. I don't like it. It's not my cup of tea. But, I mean, I don't know how more laid back we can get. Can we get anywhere? I mean, that's about it. So, you know, another thing. So, if there's anybody in the general Philadelphia area that might be interested in shooting content, you know, email us at hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. And maybe you'll be on this side of the camera. Yeah.

I've had a lot of guys reach out to me, and they're like in, one guy's in Tampa, Florida. Another guy was in, you know. California. California, Wyoming. I was like, oh, I'll fly out there. I'm like. We just had a gentleman. That's crazy. A Marine. I believe his name was Tim. I hope I'm not being, I hope I'm not wrong. He was in Florida, but he actually owns a home also in Florida, in Jersey. Oh, okay. So he and I started emailing back and forth and somehow it just stopped. Right. I don't know what happened or, you know, whether he, I have to look.

If he emailed me last and I didn't respond, I don't know. It's been kind of hectic around here. Yeah, it's been the last three, four weeks have been kind of... Crazy. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, I mean, we're always willing to, if nothing else, make new friends. Sure. We can't promise if we meet you that it would work out. We don't know. I mean, you might get there and be like, oh, boy. You just don't know. Maybe he looks at me and be like, oh, she looked a lot prettier on video. She looked taller on video. Yeah, the whole world, yeah, I look taller on video.

But, you know, the one thing I can't stress enough is if you reach out to Donna through one of the social media platforms or email or whatever, be respectful. They usually are. Yeah, I'm just saying. But there are a select few, and they probably don't listen to the podcast. Probably not. But you'd be surprised. And this goes for, here's just some friendly advice to any male reaching out to a female, whether it be someone's wife or a single female. First of all, generally, wait for them to ask you for a dick pic. I get lots of them.

Some of them are, they're usually like, you know, without me asking, I'm not soliciting them. them but they do send them and some of them are kind of nice and other ones yeah but you know i'm questioning like okay tell me what would you rather have someone send you an email or message and just has a dick pic in it and like hey i got this for you or a an email with a safe a nice facial picture and say hey hey, I find you a really pretty woman, you know, would you? And then all of a sudden, the next one, after you get back to them, you know, would you like to see my penis? Or whatever, you know?

Yeah, I want to know. I'm kind of old-fashioned. I kind of like to know, like, what they look like. I don't, I'm not as visually stimulated as I am. I'm not always stimulated by a dick pic. Well, you're not a size queen. I'm not a size queen. I'm tiny. So, you know, I have this big dick. It's like, well, that may not even fit me. I'm 4'11". You know, I'm...

Yeah, we have another show coming up that deals with this dick thing so that's another show yeah it's another show but uh yeah you know it's you know i want to know the person first like um i guess i can talk about that really nice uh video chat i did yesterday sure and it was a half-hour paid video chat. It was very nice. 25 minutes it was just chatting. Yeah. And I was looking at time, like, oh, there's only five minutes left. If he wants to come, we better get moving on this. But we had such a nice conversation. I didn't even get undressed or anything. Again, I explained that to you.

I mean, you don't feel you're a celebrity. I don't feel you're a celebrity. I don't feel I'm a celebrity. But I think that some people look at you as a celebrity. And, well. Okay, all right. I guess that's. And, again, people that are starstruck, you know, when they go see somebody, bump into a celebrity somewhere, they want to talk to them. Sure. You know, so the fact that you have 30 minutes to converse and whatever. Right. And when you were dancing, when you were a dancer, you had guys that would pay for a couch dance and just wanted to sit and talk. And all they wanted to do was talk.

Or sit there and rub your feet. I like them. I don't know. When you were a dancer, you had guys that would pay for a couch dance and just wanted to sit and talk. And all they wanted to do was talk. Or sit down and rub your feet. I like them. I got this thing for feet. But most guys, 95% of the guys wanted you to dry hump them. Mm-hmm. So, you know, it was. That's true. You have to look at it from, you know, you're not by any means talking negative about what the thing was. It was just, it was a little different. Yeah, I didn't expect that.

I expected it to be like most guys are like, you know, you get in, you start doing your video chat with them. Like, it's kind of like a, almost kind of like a webcam type of a thing. And next thing you know, like, their dick's out and they're playing with it.

And I'm like, oh, that's fine know you know i i had to then you yell at me vince you're working to be doing it you're gonna get your ass fired you keep that up again again so i was i was like surprised and i didn't realize so much time had gone by and it's like oh my goodness we better yeah but you enjoyed the conversation it was great i really enjoyed it and so did he and you know i thanked him again for it so maybe we'll do it again sometime that'd be great that'd be a lot of fun so maybe is there something he'd like to see maybe we can explore some other things that you know you don't get a chance to do on the regular social media outlets so okay we'll get back to so finding the stunt dicks so what is what would you look for what what do you think is your ideal co-star my ideal co-star i don't i don't know if i have an ideal one i know okay what are the the main things in a co-star obviously male yeah I mean the main things in a co-star.

Obviously male. Color isn't important. Color's not important. No, not at all. Height, not important. No, although if he's too tall, things aren't going to match up real well. I can't 69 with somebody who's 6'4". Or 6'4". I know that. Yeah, I'm making out with your belly button. I like that. I'm sure you do, you little kinky thing, you know? Yeah, baby. You keep saying, when are you going to shave your crotch? I'm like, that's my belly button. That's my belly button. Oh, they're both innies. What? Jesus, God. I didn't say that. You're not denying it either. I didn't say that.

I didn't deny it, but I did not say that. Hmm. That's a tough one. What's my, because there's not really an idea. I have like a whole spectrum, you know, of different people. They can be a little overweight. They can be a little, you know, I'm not like, oh, I have to have somebody who's all ripped and, you know, all like that.

Again, for somebody who might be in the general philadelphia area correct let's say within 20 miles of philadelphia if they were considering or think they would like to be considered to co-star with you in a video first thing is you have to be willing to sign a release model release and you you know hopefully not camera shy that's a big one so if you're an exhibitionist and you don't mind being in front of people and you're not afraid to do it in front of a camera, that's good. Sometimes some people surprise me in their creativity that you don't know that they have.

So they might be like, hey, you know what? I've always wanted to do X. Would you be willing to do that? So maybe they have to be in touch with maybe a fantasy that they might want to act out. That might be kind of fun. That might be different. Maybe something I haven't thought of. I don't know of anything off the top of my head, but maybe they're... I mean, there are some things you're not comfortable with. Well, I...

Like we had one gentleman who approached you about wanting to be pegged i was just thinking that you know what if he's into it maybe i'll buy a strap on and buy another strap on my other one died if he's into it if he's into it i'll buy the strap on well i might need it for other things well okay you know okay it's always good i mean i had one for a long time sure this harness eventually died i think i used it too much it was bachelor party so oh yeah that was fun it did get used we got used and abused i had a cool one though i can't find one like it this is like oh my god 30 years ago it was a cool strap one and the dick had a uh hose that went through it and a bulb on the end so you could fill it up with i thought you're talking about the one from uh seven no no no that was awful that's terrible yeah i'm just making jokes oh that's that's just not even funny no although they do all these cool things that i thought me fun to to try.

I've never used them. They're a sleeve that goes over your dick, so it's kind of like a— Yeah. Not a French tickler. They're thicker than that. Yeah, it's for guys that are short and narrow. It gives them girth and length. Yeah, girth and length. I heard about it. You have a drawer full of them. Come on, don't even go there. I thought they were like finger cots. Yeah. I thought it was for people who had short fingers. Short fingers. Okay. But I've never tried anything like that. But most guys are usually, you know, fine with size. Would you be fine rimming a guy?

Yeah, if he was clean down there. Well, obviously. Yeah, I've done that before. I just look at shit. Can you wick my ass? Oh, yeah. Yeah, if he's clean, I'm okay with that. It might not be my, well, yeah, the mood strikes, be sure. Why not? I'm just asking a question. Do you want to do that? No, I do not. Nope. Oh, come on, honey. You're like, oh, come on. Hey, those who are, I thought, no. What movie is that from? Oh, Kingpin. Kingpin. Maybe they're Kingpin. No, again, I've said it before. Just, I'm not into that, but people are into it. Hey, God bless you, man. Have fun with that.

I mean, yeah. I mean, I'm not comfortable with it. I'm not comfortable with sticking. I'm not comfortable with sticking my fingers up people's butts. Yeah, I make sure my nails are smooth and short. No way I'm going to have long nails doing that. No way. No, that's not even the point. You're going there like, ah. Maybe they should, you know, do an enema first. I would think they would. I don't know. It's not something that, you know, Thank you. You keep wanting me to jam shit in my ass, ain't going to happen. I do enemas on a regular basis. Well, you do an enema on a regular basis.

My ass is an exit only. I don't need to be clean for exit. There's no entrance. You're just missing out on a whole world of sensations only I don't need to be clean for exit there's no entrance you're just missing out on a whole world of sensations I don't feel missing a god damn thing I have like those parking garages you go in the wrong way there's like those spikes that'll fucking rip your dick off is that what you have in your rectum? I'm not telling you I'm just saying it it could be there. I never put my fingers off his ass. No one has. Well, a doctor did. Okay, a doctor did.

I have another appointment tomorrow. Yes, I went there today. Okay. I have one on Wednesday, one on Thursday. You just like like, Friday I have two. Are you having an affair with the proctologist? Don't judge. But anyway, yeah. Okay, so, do you enjoy a stunt cock that can kiss? Oh, absolutely. All the teasing, that's exactly, that's probably a big turn on for me. If I get to somebody that they don't kiss all that great, it's kind of like, ah. But you can, sometimes they can warm up to you. You have to learn their technique, you have to learn yours.

No, I've noticed a lot of guys don't, and again, in video, oral doesn't translate as well. Translate, well, no, it doesn't. Well, you know, it translated pretty good when we had the camera up above. Yeah, and we will once we get done this. Again, this is our second show in the new space. Oh, he finished painting the wall. Yay, it's cream. We're still not done the main part of the studio. Right. In the next week or so. You don't want to look over there. I'm not going to show you Until it's done. It's never going to be done. Come on. It just feels that way. But yeah, so, but yeah, it helps.

But the one thing with, some of the things with porn that people might not realize is a man going down on a woman in general is a very tough camera angle. Right. Yeah, because you can't see anything. Yeah, whereas a woman going down on a guy, you can see her. You can see the dick, you can see me, you know. Another thing is, as much as it's done all the time, is a man doing missionary. You can't. It hides everything. You wind up putting the camera, you know, between the guy's legs, so you can see his balls and everything.

You can see his balls and his taint and his butthole and it's like okay that's not yeah it's not bad for a second or two but that's not what you really want to see that's not what i want to see okay i'll be you know that's just me but the thing is um that's why i like to be on top you see a lot of it i mean and again we met a lot of guys, oh, that's the only way it can really come. It feels the best for me. It's like, okay. I get that. But on a professional level, just so that you know, it doesn't work too good. No, unfortunately not. She no look at the good. She no work at the good.

But, yeah, I mean, well, I think the video that I had to do yesterday, it was a custom video, and he wanted to see. Had to do so I could have been tortured. I know. I was required to do. I was commissioned to do. Yeah. I mean, he paid for it, and he had a certain script. And a lot of times with custom videos, they have a script of of sorts it may not be verbatim, it might not be you know, I need for you to say this and he needs to say that. Sometimes it is. Sometimes for two minutes you do this. For three minutes it is. For two and a half minutes you do that.

This one he wanted to see cowgirl, he wanted to see doggy. They should cover all the major positions. But he wanted to see missionaries. But I put my, I'm hoping I did okay. I put my feet up in the air and I could see the camera because you flipped the viewfinder so I could see what was going on. And so I'm hoping that wasn't like he was just laying on top of me. I was like sitting up more. So I'm hoping that worked. So anyway, if you think you have maybe what it takes. Contact us. And you're willing to travel. Yeah, I don't want you to travel.

In Philadelphia, we're actually north of Philadelphia. Yeah, we're in the suburbs. Yeah. Suburbs. Reach out to us through hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. And who knows, You might be on the side of the camera. Yeah. I mean, like I said, we have crazy, busy work schedules. That's why I want somebody who's more local, because our only days to shoot are really now Sundays and Mondays. I switched my schedule around, so I have two days off. If you're further away and are willing to travel, we'll entertain it. Yeah, but I don't want them to, you know, I want them to be worth their while.

We'll entertain it. Sure. But we're going to need to meet. I mean, if you're too far away, we might first meet doing a FaceTime or something. Yeah. Oh, we've done that before. Sure. That's a good idea. So, but anyway. All right. Well, that covered that whole. Yeah, if you want to be a stunt dick section. Yeah, and what it takes. And again, we're not judging, just saying there's a lot of people that think they can do it. And they talk a great game. And then when it comes time for rubber to hit the asphalt, it just doesn't work.

Well, you have to think, too, that sometimes the places that we're shooting are not the most comfortable. It's not a typical bedroom. You might be down there underneath the pergola, which you're on a loveseat. You might be on the side of the pool, which is not always comfortable. That's coming to a close for the season. I know, but there's always next year. That was fun. Yeah. Of course, I wasn't on the bottom. I was on top. We're trying to set up some gangbang videos for you in the future. Oh, that'd be fun. So we're going to need to find some groups of guys.

Yeah, well, we're going to also need a place to shoot them. This is too small. We're guess we'll have to find an area to shoot them. We can make ends meet. We can do that. We could technically rent a hotel room if we needed to. That's true. That wouldn't be bad. I just, you know. So anyway, so I bought you that Oh, the toy. Let's see., it has. I think the original concept for these were that it was something a woman could keep in her purse. Yeah, well, maybe. I don't know.

So if she wanted to go get naughty at work in the bathroom or whatever, or just keep it in her purse in case one of those little last minute things. It has those other different attachment heads. We'll cover them one at a time, too. Sure. I just want to take them out so I... They don't fall? Yeah, so they don't fall. Yeah, there's one that has multiple little spiky things. If I'm not mistaken, the Pocket Rocket is notorious. It only has like one or two speeds. It doesn't have like pulse and, you know, the Mamba and shit like that in it. Oh, come on. It was working earlier. Uh-oh.

Not getting a good review so far. No. Let me see it. It was just, it says it was, did I like. Did you go too far with it? Let me see it. I don't think so. Hand it over. See? This was working like a half hour ago. Let me sit. Sorry, guys. Oh, sorry. Okay, let me see what I can do with this. You sit down. This looks pretty. Okay. I'm standing up a little bit pretty. Whatever you want to do. So. Did I have the, was it battery? I haven't gotten it to work yet, so this way.

Yeah, I took it out and I just turned it before I brought it down and I'm like oh okay great so I don't know if I turned it the wrong way you didn't have the arrow when you put it back together speed. It only has one speed. Yeah, that should do it for you if I know you. If he knows me. Okay. I don't have to move this out of the way. Okay, so. Ooh. And I just turn it. You have to spin it to on, not open. There's open, open. I can't, I think I just opened it up again. Oh, no. I can't see what I'm doing. Oh, boy. All right. Let me have it again. Put your glasses on. Put your old glasses on.

Here, just turn it on for me. Okay, I'm just going to turn it on. Because I can't see where the arrows line up. Okay. There's no arrows on. You told me there were arrows you had to line up.

There's one arrow, and you go from open, it's on yeah just leave it on just leave it on for me you hear that oh sorry to hurt your ears oh i put on top my start with on top here oh yeah because sometimes it's too much if i take it put it right on my clit then it's like uh so first thing you know this is it's not real quiet no you could not be discreet with this at all no not even a little bit if you're like if you're at a restaurant this is not something you're going to unless they have music playing oh top's coming off ah i need to be able to breathe more there you go in through the the nose out out to a twat I don't breathe through that oh that's nice oh In through the nose, out to the mouth.

Out to a twat. I don't breathe through that. Ooh, that's nice. Ooh. Ooh. That's pretty nice. Nope. And that comes aside. Oh, yeah. Then I pull my thong aside so I can feel it. Okay, so this is just the three-ball bearing top. Yeah, it's pretty good. That's pretty nice. You know, it'd be really good because it's small, like if I was fucking a guy, this might be something really nice to... And see, that's something too we've never touched on. 20 guys have been intimidated by vibrators. Yeah, we talked about that before. Yeah. They think it's like a competition.

Yeah, no, put a vibrator on your woman's clit while you're fucking her. Like, if you're a fucking missionary, sit up and let her hold it on her clit while you put her legs in the air and, you know. Try one of the other things. Let's see what feels best. Okay. Which of the, there's three tops.

They technically have four choices well there's one that's rounded i'll start with that one okay so it's just a rounded top nothing exciting going on there that you know it could work well it's certainly quieter yeah a little bit do you put up next to a microphone well i guess if you wanted to do insertion i'd be the one to insert i don't think this these things are meant to be no well within reason well, within reason, not, you know. I would get lost in there. Comes out the tip first. It's like, wait a minute. That's not how it went in. That's pretty nice. Okay. That's not too bad. All right.

Let's try to see with the other ones. I don't have anything to compare it to right now. These tops are not easy to get on and off. Okay, this one has small little nubs. I'm going to work my way up. I can't tell the difference. I can't feel the nubs. Put it lightweight on your clip. Oh, that's pretty good. That's not bad at all. Okay, I think, yeah, with the little points, you're supposed to just barely touch it. Is that what I'm... Oh, yeah, just barely touch it real light. Yep. That's not bad. That's pretty nice. Let's see what the next one feels like. Okay. Oh, there's four caps.

Okay, so they have five options. Okay. Well, yeah, just without. Yeah. This one has less points, but they're a little more pronounced. Okay. Again, same thing. You're not going to, like, you know, bury it in there. You're going to just, like, rub lightly. Oh, see, I can feel these points a little bit more. I don't think I want to be jamming it in. No. That's pretty nice. I like that. Okay. So that's... Yeah. Okay, that's the...

So of the four you've tried now is that this one this one's the best one even over this estate straight balls yeah even over the street balls okay okay this one has oh these have rounded five rounded or eight rounded like little dubs i thought they were like more spikes but they're not uh i can't tell i can't so your favorite one of them is the one with the fewer but bigger nubs uh it's not nubs these are actual spikes spikes okay the other ones were nubs they're rounded these are i don't know how many are on there okay 12 whatever 15 okay a bunch yeah i like this one yep i like this one yeah oh Oh, yeah.

That's the one. That's the one. Should I stop? No, no, have fun with that. That's fun. that's the one should I stop yeah this would be really good if I was fucking a guy just oh get that around my clit. Yeah. Oh, what? Just bring the microphone a little closer to you. Okay, sorry, so I can lean back and enjoy myself. Hold on a second here. No, you're fine. Just rotate the arm. That's fine. Is that better like that? Yeah, that's good. Oh, thank you. And I lean back even more. Oh, yeah, I don't think I want to insert this.

No no it's not meant for insert i didn't think so a little bit of spit on there right i get that pussy all nice and wet oh yeah oh yeah a little bit of spit sure goes a long way oh this is fine this is good oh now those little those little pointy things are like oh that's a little bit much any moisture gives it more to vibrate wow we that's good oh oh that's good oh holy moly that's good that's pretty good you don't have to stop well i'll try a different one now like a little more see these have the smaller ones let's say maybe that's i don't want to desensitize myself oh you're smiling a lot oh yeah see now this one feels good too too.

Oh, where am I clipped? Oh, boy. Oh. I'm sorry. Yeah, I've got to turn down my mic. Yeah, a little bit. Oh. Oh, God. It's right there. Oh, fuck. That's too much. Oh. fuck. Oh, my toes are curling. Oh, fuck. No. That's too much. It's too much. So you didn't come?

I was i was like right there i'm like i don't okay only a woman would do that what guys would be like fuck it yeah i'm going i was like right there but i i see if it feels better without the that's fine Oh without the that's fine oh oh oh oh yeah oh yeah well that feels good oh oh oh oh yeah oh oh yeah i'm i'm just gonna go for it okay that's the weirdest sensation why is that i don't know it's It's so intense. It's like my whole pussy's vibrating now. So are my hands. It's like, what? Turn it off now. What's that? You turn it off. Yeah. Okay. So on a scale. Okay.

Now, in all honesty, we're not getting endorsed by the company. Oh, hell no. I don't know who makes that. Well, I'm saying I bought that on Adam and Eve. Okay, yeah. Okay, who's a very well-known sex toy and stuff provider. And I think that was like $13, almost $14. Oh, yeah, it's definitely worth $13, $14. It's stronger than I thought it would be. Scale of 1 to 10 for overall performance. That's definitely a 10. Really? I'm surprised. It's a lot stronger than I thought.

Like, it's stronger than i thought scale one to 10 for overall performance that's definitely a 10 i'm surprised i it's a lot stronger than i thought like it's like too almost too strong i'll get used to it don't worry i'll use it on an oven you'll wear it out for you used to it oh who knows so um so you would recommend that to women looking for a now would you consider that for a first vibrator for somebody it's stronger than you think okay it's like i i don't remember which model that is i guess i just type in pocket rocket well yeah this is a pink translucent Yeah, I think my metal one was just as strong.

Yeah, well, I'm saying this one. I couldn't find one like you used to have. No, I probably don't make them anymore. Yeah. But so, again, if you're looking for something we would recommend. It's stronger than you think. Because you think, oh, it's not going to do it a whole lot. But then it has all these little...

Now, if you're looking for a vibrator for insertion this is not it this is not it it's like that's too short you know um i would like to get oh i think we had one a long time ago i because i like to have my use a vibrator on my clit as i'm getting fucked but sometimes i like to have my hands free so we used to have the the ladybug do you remember the ladybug ladybug or butterfly um i uh i don't know whichever whichever i think the butterfly is the newer one probably but it was uh an apparatus it looked kind of like a ladybug or butterfly or something like it like sat on your clit that it had like leg straps yeah it had elastic bands and then it held this yeah and then you had like a little control thing i'm sure they've gotten better they probably don't need the damn wire anymore to look at them yeah because then i don't have i can have my hands free and i could be well we were going to do a review i'm waiting for steve who we miss you steve oh yeah we do um to do you have one of those remote control toys that can be controlled from anywhere yes and we're going to have steve actually do it from utah california areas yeah out there somewhere let him actually during the show actually control your vibrator that could be dangerous so just saying yeah my back teeth will be vibrating You don't know you won't have any control over i won't have any oh oh that'd be fun that'd be fun well you know if that doesn't work we can always talk to your friend uh who was the main guy at your little 60 second birthday party oh that's true He would probably do it.

That's 60-second. I was in 6'2", not that it was 60 seconds long. When you said the 60-second, I was like, that's not a very long birthday. 60-second. Not seconds, yes. It's a 60-second birthday. Oh, that sucks. You only got a minute. There are people that are waiting for that video to come out, and I apologize. I have not gotten rid of it. Oh, there's so much footage. It's two hours of crazy. Yeah, and I have to blur everybody but your face, so it's a little more complicated. Yeah, I think we will invest in masks next time. Yeah, I think we have to. Like erotic masks.

I think that would be fun. Okay. Sexy. So you approve of that toy? Yeah, it's actually, I'm surprised. If you're looking for a toy that you could use on your mate or yourself. And cheap, and inexpensive, not $75, $80, where some of them are. Yeah, and you're able to hide that from your children. Oh, yeah, you can just stick it in, not to mention it looks like a lipstick anyway. It's like, oh, that's a funky looking lipstick. Big lipstick, but. Not really, a little bit. Yeah, it's a funky looking lipstick. Big lipstick, but. Not really, a little bit.

And again, it's a great one you can use during intercourse. That's what I like. It's not big and intrusive. It's not going to intimidate a guy because you're not going like, well, Jesus Christ, you got that 10-inch vibrator. You don't need me. You know. That's true.

I always always thought I'm looking at the drill over there I always thought Black and Decker should get into making like toys because you know small engine you know I think I think they should have it like well that's a Ryobi just have like the batteries you can put on them or you know Black and Decker you know to walt you know i think it'd be great yeah i'm sure they're they don't make enough money what they do yeah i'm sure they do but my biggest complaint with toys is is the quality quality yeah and you're spending a lot of money, and they don't really last. In general. In general.

Yeah, we're gun-shy now to go buy the good toys. Yeah, we are, because we spent the money before, and they literally, one literally, I won't say it caught fire, it started to smoke. Yeah, no, you had that one for a while. Not really, no, not that long. It was probably maybe a year old, maybe. How many times had you used it? It doesn't matter. It's not the point. Yeah, it was a pulsating geldo vibrator thing. She clamped down on it too many times. I didn't clamp down on anything. Stop it. I put it in my pussy, and it did its little thing, and then I saw whiffs of smoke coming up. It was like...

You burned out the motor. I did. Come on. It's just disappointing, that's all. You know, you spend this money. Yeah, well. And if you want to buy her toy, check out her... If you go to thehotwifedonnalyn.com, you'll find her Amazon shopping list. And we'll review a toy. If you buy her a toy or an outfit, she'll wear it on the show. Oh, yeah, I do. And we'll review it. Yeah. I may have to go back and revisit that Amazon wish list, because I don't know how many toys are on there. I'm sure you can find a few.

I'll go back and really look through and make sure that they're really what i want all right so yeah so you accomplished yeah yeah at the toy review out of the way and again reach out to us at hot wife podcast at gmail.com if you think you might want to co-star that'd be fun maybe even get you on the podcast that would be fun to do a little audition with you on the podcast. We've done that before with other gentlemen. So to speak. They're gentlemen. Yes, they were, very much.

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