Finding Joy in New Experiences

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Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. Unauthorized rebroadcast of this show is strictly prohibited without the written permission of the owners of Hot Wife Podcast. Now let's heat things up.

Hello everybody, this is Donna Lynn and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. Of course, I'm here with my ever-wonderful husband, Vince. Of course. Of course. Couldn't do it without you, honey. Someone's got to run the board. True. There you go. See? You're worth your weight in gold. We'd be stinking rich. Hmm. Wait a minute. Not a bad idea. Try and try someone to give you gold for me. How's that? Yeah, that'd be great. I'm having trouble hearing you. Are you okay here? Is that better? I can't hear you. You can't hear me. No, I can't hear you. Sorry. How about now? There we go. Okay.

Turn your headphones up a little bit. There you go. That's more like it. Oh, okay. I like that better. You didn't pay your headphone bill. Oh, no, I can't afford this. It's too expensive now. I can't do it.

Can't afford it so um just a little heads up for everybody um we had every intention of trying to videotape every podcast um and uh we mentioned i think before donna's going through a little pain right now with uh waiting for a shoulder replacement um we're looking for a donor no we're there'll be a brain replacement she's scheduled for a couple weeks out for surgery so she's muscling through the pain she can't take meds for it or anything right now so it sucks she's in a lot of pain so you know it's you don't you don't want to see you don't want to see this Yeah, you just see someone with a very upset face with makeup on.

It's just not as boring as it could be. Right. I like to wait until I'm feeling a little better. I don't mind doing the audio part, but just the well, just the physical aspect of trying to do my hair. If we turned the camera on me, you would not have a show. You know what? I think we should do that. I think we should do that. That wouldn't be fair. Okay. I like that idea. Okay. Yeah, I wish I could imbibe into some. Yeah, I can't even have alcohol. Yeah, I can't have alcohol. So I've taken it upon myself to drink your part as well as mine. Yeah. It's not helping. I have no problem.

Helping you is not helping me. I don't know what to do. No, all of a sudden it's all about you. Out of your own podcast. Now, everything else has got to be about you. Oh, I know, I know. All right. So let's get the stuff out of the way. Okay.

hot wife podcast.com okay um the couple who we did the last show uh about their email they broke back they were amazed we did a whole show to their questions and i said sure what else did you think we were going to do um yeah and actually friended them on sos oh nice yes you did if you're not a swinger and looking to be in the swinging world, SOS, swinglifestyle.com, is a great place to go and get started and meet people. Yeah, I mean, we started, I think we started with SOS, and then we kind of went off for a little bit and tried another side.

I think we tried, actually, I think we tried Adult Friend Finder first. Adult Friend Finder first. First, and then there was this, you know. Oh, yeah. I just. Too much of a sausage party. Well, if you're looking for single men. Well, then you're great. Then it's fine. But if you're looking for more variety and maybe more couples, it seems like SLS just has a lot more. And not to mention this podcast being played on Thursdays. On SLS. On SLS radio. Yeah. So you've got to check that out. Yeah, but we've been on SLS for like 20 years, like we've said before.

So it's been a great way to meet other couples and like-minded people for fun, for social events, as well as, of course, for sex. Whoa, whoa, you can get sex on that? I know, I know. Isn't that crazy? Why would people do that? Why would people let their significant other... I was going to Amazon trying to find that. Why would they let their significant other have sex with other people? I don't get it. Not on Amazon. Okay. All right. Okay, yeah, I know. You're looking at the wrong place. It's the story of my life. All right. But for so many things.

But, yeah, so, again, we want to invite you that if, just like that other couple, you have questions, comments, a topic you want us to talk about? Want to share your very sexy events? Stories, yeah. Yeah. I'd love to schedule them to call in and be on the show and talk to them about their experiences. Yeah, I always find it interesting what other couples have gone through. Sometimes there's a lot of relatable things, of course, but there's also things that are like, oh, my God. The things that other people have experienced are like, oh, wow.

Either that's really, really good or that's really, really not so great. That's everything in life. It is. You'd say about I I had a great experience. Great experience. I bought a car. I had a horrible experience. It's always interesting. Yeah. So don't hesitate to reach out to us. Again, if you come on the podcast, we don't have to use your real name. You don't have to tell us your real name. Nope. So reach out to us, info at hotwifepodcast.com. And then I'm going to play this. Okay. Looking for the perfect enhancement to your intimate moments?

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Oh my God, It's a big old thing. My ass hurts looking at that. Wow. Okay. Oh, my God. Yeah, okay. I just started trying to get you in a little better mood and get your mind off the pain. Oh, my God. That's a different pain there, though. That's a pain, yes. That one too reminds me of the guy, a beer came and called that I did anal with.

And you were like, the first time we did this um we were playing on our little rand outside and i you know i i did anal with him for the first time his dick was as big as a beer can and it was diameter wise it was yeah he was not so much long but really super you had the anal and i haven't shit right since i don't get it but yeah it's well here the thing is you went in to dump the footage, and then you came back out, and there was a look on your face, and I was like, oh, what's going on? Do you remember what happened? No. You're like, I didn't have my glasses on. I was like, okay.

Well, you know, you have the card. It can either format or what. Yeah. Yeah. He formatted the card. All this stuff. I'm like, you mean I did all that and we don't have anything? Well, we'll just have to do that again, God damn it. Well, your ass was loosened up this time. Oh, well, it was a few weeks later I saw him again, and I was actually able to do him even better. So I was more prepared. Your ass hadn't closed up, that's why. That's probably right. All right. Oh, my goodness. So tonight's topic. A supplemental sex lover with your, yeah. Yeah.

If you're not getting with your mate, you can supplement with a lady. Is there something you're lacking in your relationship? Yeah, lacking is. And obviously, we're saying it in the swinger sense. Yeah. That, you know, so you have permission. We're not encouraging anyone to cheat. And I think lacking is a bad word. Well, not the greatest word to use. Let's say, well, okay, here's a great example. Maybe every now and then I like to eat a little ass, and my husband is just not, he's like, no, you're not eating my ass. You're allowed to supplement for that. There you go.

You're not allowed to supplement for anything. I don't think I'm sure. Right, right. I mean, it's all like just a supplement. It adds some spice to your relationship. It's just something you want. Let's pretend your wife doesn't like to give oral. Right. Or maybe she does, but she won't want you coming in her mouth. Right, exactly. So, you know, you've met a girl who loves that. Right, exactly. Okay. Or a woman, you know, she's like, you know, my husband's dick is too small, so I'm looking for someone with a bigger dick. Okay. You know. Yeah, I get it. I mean, I think.

Maybe it could be something as simple as looking for a great kisser. Right. You know. Or maybe just a different kisser or somebody who just does something different. I could see that. I mean, maybe people in the swinger world are more, hopefully more secure in their relationship.

but I could see that i mean maybe people in the swinger world are more hopefully more secure in their relationship but i could see that really creating some um tension between couples it's oh okay you don't oh you know i don't like to suck dick but you like your dick suck this is part of the conversation yeah so is this something you make aware to your mate or is this something you do and keep it to yourself. Well, you know, there's people in this swing or...

make aware to your mate or is this something you do and keep it to yourself well you know there's people in this swinger world that i mean even you and i i mean i i like to dabble in the bdsm world you're like no not so much dabble away dabble away exactly and there are things way over there way over there but i don't find that being detrimental to our relationship at all. Well, I'm not, obviously, to be a swinger. You can't be jealous. To be a successful swinger, I think. You can't, yeah. You can't be jealous. Yeah, you can't be self-consumed. Well, that's true, too. That's a good point.

You can't think that you're the end-all, be-all. Right. I mean, plain and simple. You might think, okay, like, I have a smoker. Now, I've never cooked a brisket, but I'm going to use brisket as an example. Okay. I might cook a brisket and think, like, man, this is the best brisket anyone's ever had. Right. But, you know, you get down the road to, you know, whoever's smokehouse or whatever. Right.

You know, some restaurant, and all of a bomb right you know what are they doing different yeah it's you know some people get caught up it's like we talked about before i love that show the magic dick show some guys think they have this magic dick right right and again not to kick that horse again but we will you know you might be having sex with somebody i'm just going to leave it at somebody right to ease it open right um and they might be moaning and groaning and oh my god but is it that your dick is that good or is it the fact it's strange sex right it could be the fact that just strange sex but it's also nice that in this environment that at least with us i can't speak to all couples but at least with us i let you and you let me experience things that the other one may not be into not that it's not that we're lacking our sex life is not lacking.

I mean, I have great orgasms from you, and I guess I give you great orgasms. I don't know. But maybe they're adequate. But, I mean, our sex life is great. I wanted to answer you, but I'm over here fighting a sneeze. Sorry. I was sitting here like, uh-huh, uh-huh. That would have been so funny. Muted my mic. Yeah. But, I mean, it just adds a little extra spice. If you want to experience something that your mate is uncomfortable with, maybe doesn't want to do. That's why I'm using the ass kicking. My husband is not for black men. I'm sorry. I had to go elsewhere to get for black men.

It's just's just something there's not even one black man exactly he's barely a white man shut up that's not even true but no it's something like that and it's not there's no i'm not saying that that relationship is lacking that's why when you use the word lacking it's like no that's not the word i want to use it's It's just adding a little extra spice, including something that you're not going to have in your relationship. I'm using lacking in the sense of, okay, a guy really wants to have anal sex with his wife. Right. And she's like, fuck no. Yeah, I know lots of women like that. Okay.

So through the swinger world, they meet a couple that the woman loves anal sex. So every time they get together, he's like, I'm going to plow her asshole. Right, exactly. So he's going to say, are we getting together Bob and Sue this weekend? We saw them two days ago. Yeah, it's, you know. It's been two days.

I think, you know, Bob and Sue, we should go hang out with them some more you know i mean so he can get his little freak on and but the wife has the option yeah i absolutely i guess they should yeah you know each had the option of doing getting our freak on with other people then you go back to the relationship that we're very comfortable with then life goes on and it's fine again. Yeah, and again, in our opinion, and that's all it is. Right. You know, we treat swinging like filet mignon. Exactly. Something you shouldn't have every week, every meal. No. You know, keep it special.

That way when you have it, every dick does seem magic. It's true because it is something new and different every time. Well, not necessarily new. And every ass you eat is like a... I do that just to see you go, oh, I'm not it. I'm going to make you carry heavy packages. No, don't make me do that. In your left arm. Oh, don't make me do that. I don't even think I could jerk anybody off with my left arm. I know, you don't come down. I can't even lift my left arm. Oh, shit. It'll get better. But, no, I mean, again, our opinion on that is, it's only our opinion. But, yeah, if you keep it special.

Yeah, exactly. Now, again, someone gets it there. Well, we fucked with Bob and Jane last week. This week, we're fucking Jim and Sue. And then next week, you know, so it's special because it's not the same day. Okay, whatever works for you. Yeah, yeah, that's fine. It's whatever you want to, however you want to mix it up. But it is nice because each person or couple or whatever brings something different to the table.

have a different okay i'll use this this terminology like a different skill set yeah you know you know even something as simple as a you know a pierced pussy like i've sure i've never ate a pierced pussy until i met jay yeah really that's the only i think that's the pierced pussy i've ever eaten i can't think and only only uh i only had that one the one guy with the pierced dick yeah yeah you had two i had two but i mean the one was one had his balls well that's different is prince albert yeah one was actual prince albert that was different that was actually kind of fun to suck and i would never expect my husband to go honey i really like sucking that dick with a Prince Alpert.

No, no. That was different. That was actually kind of fun to suck. And I would never expect my husband to go out, honey, I really like sucking that dick with Prince Albert. You know, no. Not going to happen. My dick has never been bad to me. I'm not going to punish it. Exactly. I would never put you through that. But it certainly was a lot of fun to suck on. It really was fun. You know. Now, just on a little side note, I don't think it was that much different when I fucked him. But I think if he had like a, maybe like, that ball was pretty big. I'm surprised it wouldn't have made a difference.

But I don't remember being like that much of a different sensation. The problem you guys had, too, he had just gotten it. Yeah, so I couldn't really go crazy wild on him. I had to be really a little more gentle. But, yeah, that was certainly a lot of fun. And that's something I would never expect you to do for me. That's good. Yeah, because you wouldn't do it. Thank you. crazy wild on them. You had to be really a little more gentle. But yeah, that was certainly a lot of fun and that's something I would never expect you to do for me. That's good. Yeah, because you wouldn't do it.

I don't want to let you down so I'm going to help you with that. There you go. I'm never going to do it. Or the time that you got the blowjob with a girl. I'd look like one of those dolls from the 70s with a little ring and you'd pull it and you'd talk. Yeah. That's what I'd look like. You'd just see this fucking ring on my crotch area. Oh, no. Be a Ken doll with a fucking ring. That's terrible. Please suck my dick. Yeah, that'd be awful. You're not eating my ass. Well, it was like that time you got the blowjob with a girl that had the pierced tongue.

And you're like, oh, my God, that was, you know. She worked it, man. Yeah, she, yeah. You didn't last very long at all. No, no, that was good. Hell no, that was, see, because it's all new and different. I don't have a pierced tongue. No, you don't. You know, I thought for sure you were going to be like, hello? Wasn't the same. Piercings are us? I need to have my wife to have her tongue pierced. What's your first appointment open? Yeah, exactly. I mean, you have pierced ears, it's just not the same. It's not. Hmm, I kept wondering why I'd try to stick your dick in my ear and it's. Oh, it fit.

It fit? Ha, to waste. That's why I borrow one. Yeah. I don't even know how to respond to... Abbie's? Abbie normal? Abbie normal. But anyway, back to the topic. Yeah, I mean, I think it's nice to have those outlets. Right, right. For those things that we're going to assume someone does better. Or it's just different. Well, okay.

I mean, yeah i i guess i'll use pussy eating as the example here okay um you know you've had plenty of guys eat your pussy and and they've been good yeah that'd be nice and some not so great but yeah sure a bit a couple times i don't know how that happens i you know you know. Yeah, whatever. I don't know how that happens. But, you know, my prowess apparently is that I am kind of above average with that. You haven't, yeah, you enjoyed it. It's just something that really flows with you, that you just enjoy doing. Yeah, well, obviously when we go to the house parties, it's. Yeah, exactly.

Like we said before. They stand in line. Sort of, kind of. Yeah. But, yeah, so, again, someone, you look at that as an example. You know, we go to a house party. These women know that I can eat pussy for, I've just proved it the other day, over two hours. Yeah. And give them one or two orgasms. I should stop counting after 20. I could hear you guys outside. You heard her. Yeah. I don't talk with my mouth full of pussy. Yeah, I'm sorry. You're polite on so many levels. I heard her from outside. Yes, you were. So, again, their husbands or whoever might do a fine job eating pussy. Right.

Thank you very much. Yes, you are. But so, again, their husbands or whoever might do a fine job eating pussy. Right. But something I do is different. Different, yeah. And that's what it is. It's that difference. Or somebody has a different skill set that your significant other may or may not want to do or can't do or has no interest doing. So you get to experience different things. And I don't see that as being a blight against the original relationship. So it's not like something you're lacking. Someone could feel threatened by it. Yes, exactly.

Again, if you're in a relationship and swinging and there's any insecurities, it will come to the top. Oh, yeah, absolutely. And will cause problems. Yeah. Make sure everybody's good to fact it. You need a nice foundation in a relationship for us. I mean, that's first and foremost. But it's fun experiencing other people's skills and what they like and those kind of things. Oh, yeah. That's what keeps it, you know. Keeps it fresh. Keeps it exciting. Well, it's like me with bourbon. Every bottle I have in there is different. Right. They all don't taste the same.

Is that why you have 65 bottles of bourbon or however many is in there? 80. Is it 80? Well, are you... There's some underneath. Oh, yeah, that's true, too. Some of the real expensive stuff's underneath that those are for special occasions yeah monday it's sunday yeah exactly it's monday that's a special occasion oh i miss drinking i'm sorry i'm not an alcoholic i swear that's what they say class yeah i'm this is so boring. I won't stand up and introduce myself. But, yeah. I mean, and so here's a question for you.

Is that really the reason people get into swinging, maybe, is to find something unique and different or to meet a certain thing they want? Maybe sometimes it's not even something that they want. Well, that could be, are they into BDSM? Are they looking for a bigger dick? Are they looking for a pierced pussy? Are they looking, you know, hey, wife won't go bald with her snatch. I'm looking for a woman who has no hair on her snatch. Exactly, or vice versa. Yeah, I'm looking for a guy who'll put his ass in the air and let me eat it, not me, you. Yeah, but it's things like that.

I have to edit that audio. Yeah. I know. You correct that. You're going to come back and haunt me. Yeah, really. It could be definitely for things like that because. I guess I'm not running for president in 2028. No, I don't think either of us have to worry about that. Vince is running for president. Let's play this clip. Yeah, that would be fun. Looking for someone to eat my ass. What? You might have a lot of takers on that one.

I don't't know there's a lot of people out there who like different things when i'm dictator the world will be different oh stop it so anyway um yeah so i mean that that might be one reason people get into swinging that's true i mean we got into it because i enjoy seeing my mate give and receive pleasure right that's really what it's about and there's a lot of men or yeah and women too that have that same kind of uh fetish they're voyeurs or they like well if you're not a swinger and and you have that fetish as an example or bdsm where else are you going to meet those kind of people, it's in a swinging type environment.

Exactly. You know, you might experiment with, say, a couple, the average Joe and Betty next door might, you know, say, you know, honey, I really want to spank you. She's like, well, I really want you to spank me. Okay, well, you know, they're going to go so far with it, and then they're going to seek out others to get training from. Right, or expand their horizons.

So many, you know they're going to go so far with it and then they're going to seek out others to get training from right or expand their order so many you know videos for training you from amazon right that's true but um and you're not going to find people that are into those kind of fetishes on a typical dating website that's for sure i don't know i not on them, no matter what that profile says. I think the dating websites, first of all, the swinger websites are geared for sex. I mean, you don't have to worry about the whole dinner and all that stuff. Well, no, don't say that. No?

I don't know, maybe. I mean, there are some people that are just like, hey, you good, I'm good, let's go. That's true. But most people, majority of people are like, hey, let's meet somewhere for drinks or dinner or whatever. Let's get to know each other. It's not just a, you know. Oh, that's true too. But ultimately, sex is on the table in some form. Talking about it. It's not off the table. That's how I would put it. Oh, yes, it's definitely not off the table. I would say it's on the table, but it's not off the table.

Well, I think people in the swinger community are definitely more comfortable talking about different things. There are different aspects of sex, fetishes. Let's talk about sex, baby. Yeah, exactly. And in a very real environment, not just in generalities in generalities i mean they're definitely more comfortable with it they're definitely more uh articulate about it they they're more way more expressive with it obviously i mean in some people's homes there's all kinds of erotic artwork in certain areas maybe yep some some now are you talking about the playboy centerfolds I have hanging on?

Oh, yeah. We have them all over the place, you know. Okay. Sure. No, but I mean, I even have a pineapple on my. Thanks to Wayne. Thanks to Wayne. A little pineapple gnome. A gnome wearing a pineapple hat. Yep. So it's not an upside down pineapple, but we get the idea. Close enough. It is close enough. So all these little swinger things are, you know, displayed a little bit here and a little bit there. But I just think people in the swinger community are much more open to so many aspects of sex that we've probably never even have talked about.

You know, things that are out of our realm, that's for sure. I mean, we're pretty, I think we're kind of on the more vanilla side of swinging. I mean, I do a little BDSM. I like being spanked. I like, you know, flogging and blah. But I don't think that's out of the way. No, I kind of think we're down the middle. Yeah, you think so? I don't even think. We're pretty close, I would almost say, to the crossroads. And the crossroads are, like, you know, we are, you know, we do the hot wife thing, obviously. Right. You know, we don't have to do same room. We don't, you know. No, no.

Then it branches off here at the crossroads. It's like, okay, people who want to do the BDSM thing, people who, you know, get into more of the higher end, what are called higher end fetishes. Right. Which we, eh. It's, you know, it's not, you know. I mean, I'm sure if I had more, maybe somebody who was more experienced in those realms, like talk to us about, I'm certainly would think that my interest would be piqued. Some of these things I find fascinating. Some of them are just frightening.

Let's get's get your shoulder fixed yeah let's get my shoulder fixed i like a suspension i think that'll be kind of fun especially with your shoulder with my shoulder exactly you know but you need to be skilled for that um there there are certain things i'm like oh that'll be kind of fun and i got detention once the what i got detention detention i never got suspended suspended. Sorry, I had to explain it to you. Oh, my God. It's not a good joke then. If you had to explain it to me, not good. Is it a bad joke or is it stupid host? Anyway. Oh, thanks. I feel so much better now.

You're more fun when you're drunk. I am. I'm sorry. It's all right. Yeah, so it's, and again, we're not saying you have to be any certain level. You have to be what level is comfortable. Exactly. But the cool thing is, is that this allows you an environment where you can experience all kinds of different things. You can go up a road and find it's not for you and go back down. Right, right. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if you want to see your wife with a black eye, have at it. I mean, there's. Or if you want to be with a black eye.

Or whatever, yeah, or if I wanted to see you with a black woman or something else or a bunch of them. I don't want to see me with any woman. Oh. I'm an equal opportunity. Yes, there we go. Disappointer. Oh, I don't know about disappointment. Whatever. But it's cool because you can experience all these things that may or may not be acceptable in the vanilla world. And generally, I mean, we've talked about some of my experiences that would prove this wrong, but in general, swinging can make you feel good about yourself too. That other people find you attractive. Right. You know. Right, exactly.

I think people too, they tend to be a little more, I don't want to use the word nonjudgmental, but they're open to a lot more diversity and just differences of sexual weirdnesses maybe or different, what people, what people like sexually in general. You know, if you just want to watch, you can do that. And if your significant other wants to experience something that might be a little bit out of your realm that neither of you are really into, this gives you this great opportunity to experience that, which is, you know, kind of fun. I mean, there's all kinds of fun things you can do.

Again, if both parties are on board, there's so many avenues you can explore, experiment, tease, titillate, whatever you want to say. Yep, yep, exactly. You know, again, like we talked about a couple shows ago about, like, hot wifing. Right, right. Going on hot days. And there's some people in this. If you want to sit there and be teased, like, you know, your wife is out with X, Y, Z, and you know she's going to fuck them. Right. Oh, yeah. And, you know, whatever else. Exactly. You know, and you don't know what's going on until she gets home. Yeah.

It's, you know, not for everyone, but it's kind of ironic. No, no. There are some that'll be like, no, I don't hot wife. I'm not a hot wife. And that's fine. You don't have to. That's just their limitation. Those people just want to soft swap in the same room. They only want to play with their partner and watch other couples. Or soft swap, where they'll do oral with the other couple, but they won't do anything other than oral. Exactly. I mean, we've gone over a lot of this before, but it's still titillating. Yes. And I think that if that adds that spark to your relationship, it's all worth it.

That's what it's supposed to do. That's what swinging does. As long as everybody stays inside their rules. Right, right. And so having ground rules is always very important, and you have to know what they are.

But on the other side of that coin is you do get to experience things that's a little bit outside of your realm and then you bring back that excitement to the bedroom and that's hopefully that's where the excitement is as long as both parties enjoyed right exactly if something happened that you don't you need to talk yes don't get upset don't get jealous just talk you know what I wasn't as comfortable with that as I thought I'd be exactly you know like i said to you that time it's like i don't think just brushing your teeth and gargling are going to get that man's ass you know out of your mouth you're going to kind of have to you have to go to the dentist and get a deep we have to go to the car washer and i got to use the power washer and i'm going to use the tire cleaner oh my god taste of it.

No? No. Don't remember that? No, I don't remember that at all. I meant to have that conversation. Well, then you failed miserably. Although I was confused when you had me strapped to the car with my mouth open. Okay, well, that was that. Yeah, I was wondering about that. And you're like, here, garkle with this. Again. Anyway, so, all right, well, we bored you for 30-some minutes. Uh-oh. Again? Yep. So, I do think we covered that, jumping off into this deep abyss of fun. Yeah, I think that's something to think about with swinging.

If you're not into it already, if you're going to get into it, there's going to be something that, you know, your mate might be sexy. I hope they're sexy to you. But, you know, you know my mate doesn't, she doesn't have big tits. Or she has big tits. I like small tits. Or I like to experience smaller tits. I only have big tits. I like to experience something a little different.

I'm saying whatever it might be She doesn't give oral Or she doesn't do anal Or my boyfriend Comes too fast I want a guy who can fuck me for 20 minutes Or whatever Whatever it might be Exactly Everybody be on board Be safe Because the sky's the limit out there and, again, everybody be on board. Be safe. Be safe. Yep, because the sky's the limit out there, and have fun, for God's sakes. Have fun. All right, thank you all. All right, have a great night, everybody.