Feast for the Senses: Where Food Meets Desire

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Speaker1: Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. Unauthorized rebroadcast of this show is strictly prohibited without the written permission of the owners of Hot Wife Podcast. Now let's heat things up. Hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot White Podcast. Of course, I'm here with my ever-wonderful husband, Vince. You almost sound convincing. Almost. I know. I've been working on that. Okay. A little more practice. I might believe you. Okay. I'm here with my wonderful husband. No, no. A little more emphasis on wonderful. Oh, I'm here with my wonderful. No? That's too much? No. Hmm. Oh, well, I'll keep working on it. Don't worry. Not that you're concerned about that. Nope. Zero sleep. You have no fucks to give. That's it. All fucked up. Don't you wish. It's a fantasy of mine. Well, what can I say? What can I say? So we are almost at the end of October. That's hard to believe. I don't remember September. Did that happen? Did we skip it this year? There's a lot of people that are, yeah, that they're thinking, my God, what the heck happened to the summer? I'm not sure. where August went either. No, I'm not sure where August went. But here we are in October, and it's halfway, a little bit more than halfway. Another two weeks, and we'll be done October. Oh, my God. Don't rush it. Please don't rush it. We have nice weather. It's still warm. Today is beautiful. Yeah, so it's nice. Tomorrow is going to be pretty nasty. But, you know, we have jambalaya. That is good. Yeah. Doing my Sunday cooking and making stuff for the week. But anyway, so you have some factoids. Yeah, there's just one. We've talked about these kind of before, and we've noticed it in our own observation of the lifestyle surge, and you did some research, and it's, did you know that four to five percent of the general population has been involved in some kind of a swinger relationship in some form or fashion? I almost think it's higher than that. Yeah, you might be right. But we've even said, you know, there's a lot of people. How many people, you know, when I was younger, we got drunk. Oh, yeah, yeah. I experimented when I was in college. The experimenting part could be taken a lot of different ways. Yeah, well, sometimes it's with women. Sometimes it's drugs. It's whatever. Sometimes it's men. Sometimes it is. Multiple men. Sometimes it's football teams. Yeah, whatever. We're not judging. But yeah, we've even found it in our own circle. I mean, just finding an old circle. schoolmate on the Swinger website, that's kind of, you know, definitely hot. But I mean, who would have thought that people that we went to school with would be on a Swinger website? You've had a buddy that you ended up finding out. Oh, I found out. I didn't do anything with him. No, you didn't do anything with him, but you found out he was also a Swinger when he showed up to one of the parties. Yeah, I would love to find one of the girls that I went to school with. Yeah, that would be interesting. Especially like one of the real hot ones. Yeah, exactly. If they're still hot. Well, I'm sure they are, dear. Oh, in their own way. In their own way. Sure. I mean, that would be really cool. I mean, finding my buddy from school was, it was very erotic. Yeah. You know, so that's cool. But again, even with that, whenever, however they took that poll. Right. How many people are honest? Oh, that's true. A lot of people, oh, no, we don't do that. No, I wouldn't do that. Oh, no, no. Yeah, I'd be interested in knowing. I'll have to look it up. What is the percentage of, men who wish their wives would become swingers. Or how many women wish their husband would let them swing. We'll have to find that out for one of the next shows. My prediction would be there are more men would want their women to be swingers than wives would want their husbands to be swingers. It's going to be interesting. It's going to be an interesting fact. Because there are some men that are super jealous and there are some women that are super jealous. So that's not going to work for them at all. Yeah, obviously. Or we know people like, it's okay if I swing, but I don't want my partner to swing. See, that's just, no, it's not how it works. No, it's not how it works at all. Swing goes back and forth, not just forth. Exactly. That's true. That's very true. So yeah, I mean, yeah, I did think that the percentage was a little low, but I mean, they have it broadened to swinging at some point in their lives. So that could be like you said, when they were in high school or college or before kids. If swinging was super, super mainstream, then Facebook would just be. Swinging. All the swinger sites would be as popular as Facebook is. Oh, that's true. You know. That's very true. I'm sure that we knew people that use Facebook as a meet and greet kind of thing. Oh, there's groups or whatever they call them on there that are swinger based. Right. But, you know, I think that doesn't have necessarily the privacy you get with a a swinger site. No, I would never do anything on Facebook. No. Never, ever. That would be like, might as well just tell your family and friends. Just call them up and say, yeah, we're swingers. Yeah. Again, it's none of their business. No, it's none of their business. And they shouldn't care. If you do, it should be, what do you care? Oh, I agree. I mean, absolutely, but you know how people are. I mean, we've had numerous people we've talked to that we tried to get on the podcast, and I'm flattered they all think we're that popular. that they're like, oh, we don't want to get found out. Okay. I generally think people who listen to our show are either people who are swingers or people who want to be swingers. So you're only outing yourself to other swingers, potentially. Yeah, so it's not really outing yourself. Yeah, I don't really think heads of corporations are listening. It's like, is that one of my employees? I know their voice. It's like, are you kidding me? I don't think anybody really knows my voice so I don't really worry about it. You got to stay in your comfort zone. We respect that. Oh, I know. We have no comfort zone. We're out and proud. Yes, we are. Just out there so everyone can see what we do. So anyway. Oh, yeah, we're proud. Whatever you want to do, dear, I just want you to be happy. I'm ecstatic. I just want you to be happy. to bring out before we start the actual show. And this is one we've seen, too. The demographic seems to be between the age of 30 and 50. Sure. Which makes sense. You have to kind of be settled in your life, be mature. Right, right. There's no guarantee on the mature part, but, you know. Yeah. And again, it gets back into, I think, after a certain age, you're comfortable in your relationship, you're comfortable with yourself. Or you're bored. It's like, God, I've been married to this person for 20 years. I've got to fuck something else. There's got to be another pussy out there. Is this a Freudian slip? No, of course not. We've been swinging the whole time we were married. We've been married 23 years. Yeah, but we didn't just start swinging. We were dating like two months. Yeah. You're like, okay, I've had enough of you. I need somebody else. I need another group. But I mean, you know, yeah, either it's sometimes you just need that spark to get things going again. Just that kind of, like that little fire, you know. Again, the thing that initially got me into swinging with my first mistake was that I really. I'm the second mistake, obviously. The biggest one. In case you didn't catch that. Yeah. Was, you know, I had some people close to me die. Right, exactly. At young ages. And I realized how fragile life is. And, you know, there's so much to enjoy in life. And sex is obviously one of the, those things. Right, exactly. It doesn't really cost you a lot of money, if anything. No. And, you know, so that, you know, by sharing my partner with people she wants to be shared with, letting you, in this case, have that pleasure. Oh, you're talking about me now. Now I am, yeah. But, you know, letting you have additional pleasure that you enjoy, which reciprocates back to me, and then I get to have pleasure with some people sometimes. Some people. That don't have bear spray. Or mace or whatever. Mace isn't so bad. Better spray burns. But no, it, it, you know, again, what's a, what's one of the best things you can have in life? It's free. Yeah. You can give and receive an orgasm. I mean, plain simple. See, I was thinking like, you know, a nice dinner out. That's not free. Okay. Okay. You're right. Everything else is pretty much has a price attached to it. Yeah. You don't got to buy it yet. Only thing you have to do is pay for a shower to clean up before. That's true. That's true. Yeah, you're right. You got to clean up anyway, so hopefully. You know, an orgasm. And it's something you can give and receive, and everyone's happy. Yeah, I'd say definitely. Yeah, absolutely. Show me somebody who's not happy after an orgasm. I'm not saying it hasn't happened. They might regret it afterwards, but in general. Yeah, in general, you're pretty happy. You're going to be happy. Hard to be mad at someone after they just made you cum real hard. That's why I'm going to tell you how I wrecked a car after I give you an orgasm. Yeah, okay. I'm going to go down and check now. Make sure that car is still good. No, I think it is pretty amazing and I feel that older people, older being over the age of 40, let's say, I don't consider 30 that terribly old, if at all. But it's nice seeing older people stepping outside their comfort zone and willing to create new experiences and new memories this way. A lot of people in their 50s and 60s are like, oh, woe is me. My life is over. I'm married to the same person forever. It's not going to be any different. You heard me. I did. I did. But there's a whole group of people in that same age group that are much younger thinking and are willing to take a chance, and they're not afraid to step outside their comfort zone and experience things that might be uncomfortable the first time. Well, again, that's part of it, and I think part of it is people being comfortable with themselves and in their relationship. Yep, absolutely. You know, that again, like we talked about, if you base a relationship on an orgasm. Even though it is free. Well, even though it's free, yeah, but so is government cheese, but, you know, we're not basing a relationship on government cheese. No. But, you know, that, You feel comfortable enough in your relationship that it's like, okay, she can have an orgasm with this person, man or woman. Or my husband could have an orgasm with this person, man or woman. Whatever it is. I'm not judging. Whatever it takes, right? And then afterwards, we're still together because it was just sex. It wasn't love. Right, exactly. Yeah, there's a lot of people, like we've said a thousand times, they get that, can't distinguish between sex and love. And there is a huge difference. So, yeah, it's a shame that some people just can't wrap their head around the whole concept. And sharing is caring. I mean, you're giving up your significant other for other people to enjoy. So I guess it, you know. You're not giving up. You're sharing. You're sharing them. But you're not giving them up. No, that's probably a bad term. No, I'm just clarifying. But yeah, it's like, And you're allowing them, you're allowing your partner to explore other adventures. Yeah, exactly. They might be ones that you're not really into or I'm not into. So we get to experience things away from each other, then come back and enjoy each other as well. It's like saying, oh, my wife can't go out to lunch with her girlfriend at a restaurant I haven't been to. Yeah, exactly. It's kind of, well, you know, our relationship's not based on that. We have to eat the same meals at the same restaurants. Exactly. So, yeah. You might want to eat at a, you know, fish bar and not at a hot dog bar. I might only want to eat at the fish restaurant and not at the hot dog bar. The fish taco restaurant? Something like that. Okay. Anyway, we're going to make that into the topic all of a sudden here. The food. Yeah. Well, yeah, there you go. Yeah. So, what was the topic? food can be. Okay. We've touched on this before. Yeah, a lot of times we have. We actually think it did show what was the most erotic food. I think we did a while ago. Yeah. A while ago. But this is also like sensory deprivation and tasting food from another perspective by being blindfolded or having one of your senses taken away. I mean, there's all kinds of things that everybody has always done. You know, the old, you know, using cucumbers, bananas. Bananas. Remember the one girl that had her own porn site and she used those jumbo huge carrots? Carrots. They were huge. She could take them, boy. Those carrots were as big as my arm. I kid you not. They were huge. And she's like, yeah, I'll make some kind of funky stew with it afterwards. She put them in and they came out diced and peeled. Oh, my God. That was like, I've always heard of people doing that. I've done with like little things. things, you know, like gherkins, sweet gherkins. Two fists. I stop it. But she was taking on things. I was like, holy crap. It was almost like eggplants. Yeah, they were the biggest. Yeah, biggest carrots I've ever seen. Biggest carrots and cucumbers I think I've ever seen. It was like roots from a big fucking oak tree. Yeah, they were gigantic. But, you know, I mean, there's always that aspect of using food. Well, there's the obvious aspects. Yeah, yeah. And again, whoever hasn't seen Nine and a Half Weeks, where again, she's blindfolded and feeds her strawberries. Strawberries. Yeah, that's the thing you always think about are the strawberries, which is good. I've enjoyed that. I don't know if I would find strawberries erotic. The blindfold part is the erotic part, I guess. And not knowing what they're feeding you. Yeah, that's true. Strawberries are good because they're like a finger food. You have a good hold on them. You can feed them to your partner. Almost like grapes still on the vine, so they have something to hold on to. That kind of works, too. If you're going to feed somebody. I'm going to blindfold you and spoon feed you kimchi. Oh, God. No, that wouldn't be ironic? Not even a little bit. I just thought I'd try. Thanks, yeah. Oh, that's just wrong. Oh, God, that's foul. That is just terrible. Okay, how about tomato soup? Tomato soup. Drizzle it all over me, then lick it off. I'd give you second-degree burns. Nothing would be hotter, literally. Nothing would be hotter. A piece of, you know, really hot pizza right over the oven, so the cheese sticks to your roof, and you don't know it. Roof of your mouth. That's terrible. I think I did something with an old boyfriend. I think we used honey, and I, like, drizzled it all over my chest and my belly, and he kind of, like, licked it off, and it was just... That would take too long. It does. By the time you're done, you're like bleh, bleh. I'll go to sleep. Wake me up when you're done. I think you're a sticky mess. It's not like you're going to go and have sex because now it's like all over the bedsheets and everything's fuzzy. You're going to stick to each other. It was terrible. It rips the hair out of his chest and puts it on yours. Yep. I always hear people using chocolates. The same thing. Chocolates here wouldn't be as bad. Not as bad. is bad because it's not as sticky, but it's still a sticky mess. Okay, but now you could use, okay, not the honey. That's just way too sticky. Yeah, it's way too sticky. But let's say it was a chocolate syrup or one of the other syrups, you know. Right. You know, you could actually make it still erotic, cleaning them up with like a warm washcloth or something. Or my tongue. Well, at a point you're going to go, okay, I've eaten enough fucking chocolate syrup. My blood sugar is through the roof. But now if the person's laying there, That's just like caro syrup. The one that I found, it was a blueberry. It was actually pretty good. I think I ended up just eating it by itself instead of using it on somebody else. It actually tasted pretty good. That was a long time ago. Do you think they should try making a semen-flavored one? Would that be erotic to you? Let me ask you that. If I developed a semen-flavored lubricant. No, because you know it would be fantastic. Well, I'm sorry. We just can't have a bunch of guys jerking off into a vat. That would be terrible. Yeah, I don't think that would be good. I'm just asking. I'm not something I would buy for myself, obviously. Obviously. But, no, I'm just wondering, would that be something that would be... No. For me, the experience of tasting someone's semen has to be part of that... Well, you have to warm it up, I guess. I guess. Okay. Put it that way. No. It's not the taste of the semen is what I particularly want. It's the whole thing. I agree with that. Yeah, it's the whole like sucking on him and, you know, fucking him and licking my juices off of his cock and then, you know, getting all that excitement. You know, somebody just hands me a cup full of cum. That's actually kind of gross. Well, okay, what I'm saying, let's pretend in the foreplay of it, you have this lubricant that is semen flavored. Now you, We'll call it spunk lube. Okay. Spunk lube is not semen flavored. No, it has really no flavor at all. So now you drizzle some of this on his cock and it's foreplay. So now you're jerking him off, getting him hard, and then you start going down on him, and it tastes now, he's hard. Right. And it tastes like he came, and now you're cleaning up the cum after your, would that be something to be arousal? No. You know what would be really good, though? Pre-cum, because a pre-cum is sweet. When a guy starts to ooze that pre-cum, The cum, it is very, very sweet. It's kind of like a nectar. I mean, it's really, it's super sweet. I trust you. Yeah, I'm sure you will. So that I find exciting because it also tastes, it really generally tastes good because it is so sweet. But like the cum itself, it's not the cum that I'm after, it's the whole experience and having a guy either cum in my face, in my mouth, or my chest, that's just one small part of it. I mean, there's a whole, you know, you have to be excited and then reach that. I'm not going to get excited if somebody just hands me a cup of cum. You know what I'm saying? Here, baby. I was hoping for a cappuccino. Yeah, I mean, there's a whole, I don't want to say it's a ritual, but there's a whole activity that goes into them. Well, it's the reward for the work. Yes, but I don't want the reward by itself. The reward by itself is empty. Okay. The reward is, you know, giving my partner pleasure. and him giving me pleasure and then, you know, just the orgasm is not, or the taste of cum is not my, not everything I want. I want the whole experience. That's not necessarily the end-all be-all part of it. No, no, it really isn't. Okay. No, no, it's like everything else too. We'd love to hear what you have to say about this. Info at hotwirepodcast.com. It's just us talking about it. Tell us what flavor, you would like and how you would feel about cum-flavored liver. No. And that gets us back to do foods really make your cum taste different or your vaginal juices differently. And we've discussed that. I mean, we've tried things like the mangoes and the, you know, the pineapple and, you know, did you, I didn't really notice any difference. I didn't suck any dick, so I don't know. No, I meant like a bite. I ate one of those stinky fruits from the Chinese place to see if you could tell the difference. And you haven't touched me since. It's working. Three years ago. Stop it. That would be, yeah, that wouldn't be a good fruit to. No. That fruit's not good for anything. I don't. When you name a fruit, stinky fruit is like. Well, it's not named that, but that's what it's known as. Yeah, it has another name that's. I just saw a guy on Instagram trying it because he tries food. Oh. And he, yeah, he was dry. Yeah, it's food like that. It's going to just kill your sex drive. Other foods, like the strawberries or something, would be hot. I don't know if food makes me horny. It makes me hungry. It doesn't make me horny. No, but a lot of times food and sex kind of overlap because there is a sensuality to eating and feeding someone or someone being fed food so there is that kind of intimacy. I find the eroticism of food being if you're out to dinner with somebody, and in my case, I'd say a woman, and she's dressed very sexy, and the conversation and everything. So the food is part of it. I don't know if it's really a trigger for me. No, but it gives you an environment of sensual. Your partner would make me hot? What's that? If she was naked. She would sit there and go, I'm picking up the bill. It's like, oh, yeah, you dirty girl. You dirty girl. In that case, I'll have another double. Yeah, well, there's the sensual dining experience has been done, you know, throughout history, you know, just a dark corner, candlelit, you know. Well, we always talked about, and it's been done in movies, too, is the woman as the centerpiece with the food draped across her, and you pick it off of this. Oh, the buffet, the human buffet. Yes. We've seen that done. It was in a movie. Yeah. It's been in a couple movies. Oh, yeah. It was actually pretty cool. I mean, they had her like all saran wrapped up, like her body, but she was naked. And then they had like potato salad here and tuna salad. The part that was worrying me was the bottle opener. The bottle opener. Ouch. Oh, maybe it was. It was actually pretty erotic. Yeah, I don't remember. They had fruits and stuff on her chest. Had her covered. Yeah, she was saran wrapped. She looked nude, but she was covered until you ate off the food. Yeah, until you ate off the food. So that's actually kind of fun. Now that would be erotic. Yeah, I think it was some kind of erotic buffet. She was just a buffet. She didn't interact with anybody, from what I remember. And people would just come by and fill their plates off of her body. Yeah, I'm good with that. That's actually kind of hot, I think. Yeah. The only bummer is for me, if I was that person, I'd have to pee halfway through. Well, you'd be more of a continental breakfast because you're smaller. Because I'm smaller. You couldn't fit the whole buffet? No, I couldn't. Yeah, I'd be like the donuts and the muffins. Now, an interesting one. Fruit salad, though. Let's pretend you had two buffet tables. Okay. One with a woman with all the food on her and one with a man with all the exact same food on them. Okay. Which one empties first? The woman. Well, I'm sure of it, but I'm just saying. How much would that hurt that guy's feelings? No one wanted my charcuterie. Now, does he have like sausage or something? I didn't say anything about it. Between his legs? I'm not judging. Yeah, now, how would that, if all of a sudden he gets excited and all of a sudden his erection knocks food off of him. Don't be hysterical. I'd actually pay to see that. That would be very funny. He'd get your scoop and stuff off of his groin and his dick gets hard. I like the way he used that spoon. You know, the French onion dips in his belly button. That would be interesting. That would be very interesting. We'll go with that. Okay. I didn't say it would be hot, I just said it would be interesting. Yeah. But I mean, food, I don't know if food is the erotic part or the environment in which you're doing with the food. Yeah, I could see that, sure. I mean, if you look at nine and a half weeks, it's, okay, she's blindfolded, that adds to the eroticism. Exactly. Okay, and you know, the way he was like teasing her with the food, so it wasn't the food, he was teasing her with the food. The teasing. So that's the erotic part, too. You know, and they had him sitting in front the refrigerator. So it kind of looked... I'm going back to my younger days with stuff like that. You know, just that spontaneous thing. That makes it more erotic where it just happens like that. Oh, yeah. That is very hot. That spontaneity is very hot. Again, so I question how much of the eroticism is the food versus how much is the situation. Exactly. Yeah, so you could go back and say, well, you know, Are foods aphrodisiacs? But again, I would say it's the environment, not necessarily the food. That's the aphrodisiac. But again, everyone's different. Don't get me wrong. I mean, I'm not into feet. Some people, man, they're super turned on by feet. So again, we can only express our opinion. And that doesn't mean a hill of beans. But yeah, I mean, if there was a food that wasn't aphrodisiac, what would it be? I mean, oh wait, For me, rum and cokes. It's a drink, not a food. Well, that's the one that did it for me. So whatever it was, I'm going with it. Sure. Yeah. I mean, I've never had any food that actually made me horny. No. Not that I could think of. Off the top of my head. Everybody says, you know, the oysters. Nope. No. I don't care. Not so much. No. No, I don't find oysters. I can't think of anything that, you know, food-wise. Fires Me Out. No, I mean, they're always talking about, you know, chocolate and strawberries are supposed to be aphrodisiacs. I wouldn't doubt there might be some foods that have something that your body reacts to. That could be. Yeah, I mean, possibly. I mean, they always talk about the herbs that are supposed to make you horny, like the one, it's in the name, horny goat weed or something. I don't know if these things actually work. You know, all these things, do they really make you horny? I mean, it's probably that whole placebo effect, you know? I mean, because you're in the right place at the right time, your head's in the right place, and just because you take something and you have a really good experience doesn't mean that that something you took, whether it's a food or, you know, an herb or whatever, is actually doing it, you know? You just don't know. No. All right. I think we killed this one. Yeah, we killed this one for sure. All right. Don't forget, check out 50shadesofpleasure.com, the free swinger magazine, working on the new version coming out, the new issue, which will be out November 1st. Again, it's going to be a little more BDSM-based, but I still have to work on the other magazine I want to get out. There's so many hours in a day. And, you know, if you want to reach out to us, like we said before, info at hotwifepodcast.com. Love to hear from everybody. I heard that the last show we posted, My voice was like I was away from the microphone. I apologize. That was an older show that we posted because we were having a tough day. We just weren't able to pull the show together. So we just reposted an old show. And hopefully our sounds are better more recently than that old show. I didn't even think to check the quality of that show. So I apologize. No, I wouldn't either. So hopefully this one is coming through clear. I think there's some people wish that they couldn't hear me. Oh, shut up. But I didn't say you. Why are you looking at me then? Why are you looking at me for? Because there's no one else in the room. Oh. Likely story. Okay, I'll look at the skull on my desk. Yeah. Anyway, if you want to see who, what, where, and what Donna is doing. Hotwipedonlin.com. All the platforms I'm on, I've been posting quite a bit lately. Yeah. Several times a week, so it's all good. It's all good. All right. That, until next time, stay horny. Have a great night, everybody.