Fantasy Draft: Swinger Edition

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Speaker1: Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. The Unauthorized Rebroadcast of this show is strictly prohibited without the written permission of the owners of Hot Wife Podcast. Now let's heat things up! Hey, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife podcast. And it's sounding a little bit loud to me. Is it? Yeah. Okay. Of course, I'm here with my husband, Vince. How's that? Oh, that's much better. Okay. Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, I'm like yelling at myself in my headphones. We haven't touched them, though, so I don't know why I'd be so loud, but it... I don't know. You know... You got a hair trim the other day, so maybe... Oh, yeah, it fits... You have less hair in front of you. Yeah, that... We'll do so much. You never know. No. You act like I'm a Sasquatch or something. You know, got a hair trim, so there's about four inches at those headphones. Sasquatch is another name for Bigfoot. That's not you. I don't have big feet. No. Five and a half, no. Do they have tiny feet? They have Bigfoot. Do they have small feet? Small foot? Petite foot? Okay. Okay. a joke about why do women with big tits have small feet? Oh, because of the... Things don't grow in the shade. Yeah, things don't grow in the shade. He thought that was funny. But hey, the new magazine, the new Fifty Shades of Pleasure magazine came out. Yeah, you just finished it today. Yeah, worked my tail off on that. Got that out. So check it out. It's free for now. And the... Potentially next month there's going to be a second magazine coming out. Oh. Okay. We talked about this. Yeah, we're going to come out with another magazine. It's going to be called The Swinger's Journal. That is going to be more swinger-based articles. And Fifty Shades of Pleasure is going to be more fetish. Fetish, BDSM, that kind of stuff. Fetish style articles. So, you know, not that you can't read both. However, I do think because the amount of work that's involved and there are expenses, that it will be a pay-to-read magazine. It might only be $2.99, $3.99 or something like that. But, you know, help compensate for some of the work I do. If you enjoy reading them, hopefully you enjoy reading them. So it's just a lot of work. Anyway, so that is out. And thank you. The numbers keep climbing for the show. We're getting back to... Where we were, yeah. Not quite yet. We're halfway back, over halfway back. That's good. So teach us to take a break. Yeah, exactly. No more breaks, folks. Well, despite one of our listeners that said, oh, you haven't been on four years. Well, when I go on the app we use, Spreaker. It says four years. It's like, okay, that's four years. If they tell me, and I count how many shows we have, it's four years. So anyway, so tonight's topic is? If you could pick a playmate for your significant other, who would that be? Yeah. In some ways, I do that for you. that for me. But, you know, I don't pick, I clear them. Right, but you're like, hey, you know. It's like, hey, this guy seems really nice. Seems really nice. You talk to him, see if someone you want to play with. Right. Or sometimes you'll be like, oh, I want to see you play with this person, you know, either because. Yeah, so it's a many fancy topic. Whatever it is. It's going to be, if you could, and if you could, what would be the criteria? Mm-hmm. And... And then the other thing is, to be curious, is I wonder how many, we'd love to hear from you on this, info at hotwifepodcast.com. Do you have a fantasy to see your significant other with a certain type of person or a person that they don't want to? Oh, that's interesting. Oh, yeah, I'm usually, there have been a couple guys you picked out for me that I was, like, not thrilled with. But it actually ended up being really okay. So you can never judge a book by its cover. You know, and I disagree because you're like, oh, you know, this guy doesn't have a lot of experience. And you picked some I wasn't crazy about, too. Yeah, but not for you. No, no, you never picked a guy for me. And I'm grateful for that. I know. I am very happy that no guy has ever shown up for me. Oh, there you go. But I mean, it's, I mean, you have criteria for guys that you want to see me with. I have a general one. I want them to be remotely attractive. Two, I prefer they be in relatively good shape. Sure. But most of all, they have to be decent guys. Right. That's number one. I get that. That definitely makes sense. And then once that gets cleared, that hurdle, then I turn them over to you. And then, you know, you decide whether you want to or not. So, you know. Makes sense. I am not making the cut with you anymore. So, okay. Yeah, I mean, I was thinking more like in a party atmosphere. We go to a house party. If I had to pick one of the guys at the party, what would be my criteria? And again, I want to know what your criteria would be for me. Oh. Hmm. For you. Well, it has to be somebody that would be fun. I'd hate to set you up with somebody who just lays there and doesn't have any kind of response. But you don't know that. No, that's the problem. We're going solely on the outward. Outward appearance. I'm not going to say physical. I'm going to say outward. Yeah, right. You know? Yeah, it has to be. Well, I know that you like that Mediterranean look. So if somebody at the party was like that, which I haven't seen too many. No, I haven't seen any. No, but it's like somebody with that Mediterranean, you know, long, dark hair, kind of olive skin, you know, sultry eyes. Well, you don't have to necessarily do it to appease. Oh, no, I think it'd be fun to watch you with that, with a person or a woman like that. Just saying. You know, but there's one girl at the party that, she was the one that, I think, if you saw on the shoot, you probably would walk right by her. She was the one that was, you know, taking her lingerie and, oh, thank you, thank you, rubbing it over me. Just walking by? Possibly I would, yeah, not give her a second look. Probably not. that anyone gives me a second look other than what the fuck happened to him. But, no. But, I mean, shortly after meeting her, you know, when there was no play talk involved, I mean, because initially that was the first night they were there. Right. And they were just going to kind of just observe. Right. I remember that. Yeah. Sorry, my drink is. You are great at making noise on air. It's just a couple ice cubes. What's next? You're going to start chewing them. You always do, and I tell you, watch your teeth. Yes, dear. Okay, I'll behave. You have bought your dentist two new Mercedes, custom ordered. Oh, my God. That's not true, but it is. One, and the other one, she's saving up. She needs one more visit. Yeah, one more visit, she gets her Mercedes. She pays cash for it. Oh, my God. But. Okay, go ahead. But just like outward appearance, I wouldn't have thought anything until you start to like talk to this particular person. And then you find out how exuberant they are and how much fun they are. And so that makes a whole big difference. So you can't just go by looks. It's such a kind of an unfair comparison. Like I was talking to her and her boyfriend. I'll say boyfriend. I don't know. And, you know, just a chill, just hanging out, you know, talking. And both of them are, you know, great people. Great people. And she had a definite glow about her, just being really pleasant and stuff. Yeah, so that made her very attractive to me. Oh, yeah, she was a hoot. She was a lot of fun. Yeah, well, I mean, I'm glad that that's your criteria, you know, because that means that's exactly what I kind of look for. Well, yeah, it does make sense. Yeah, don't get me wrong. I'd love to have, you know, Cathar Zeta-Jones or, you know, stuff like that, that kind of Mediterranean look. Right, right. Not necessity, you know. Chances are the women that don't look like that are probably more fun. Actually, you're probably right. Yeah. But, yeah, no, I, yeah, I would say that's a good way of judging. You know, if you, like, went around the room, and just, you know, found someone that was a lot of fun. And I think one of the things that makes it fun for me with that is, I'll use the words, that, like, if they don't know what I bring to the table. That does make it more fun. Yeah, I mean, there's been, almost all of them have been like, oh, okay. Like, I'm the unsuspected one. Right, right. And then, you know, an hour and a half later. Yep, it's a whole different. They're singing a whole different song. Well, if they can even sing at that point, but walk. Yeah. No, like at a party, I guess, for me, the ones, like, obviously the guys that, like, hone in on you. Mm-hmm. And like, oh, my God, oh, my God. I want to go with her. They're the ones like, nah. I'm more interested, I think, the guys that are quiet. Right, right. Yeah. And like they're there more for their wives. I find that to be for you, you know, like if you go play with them or show them attention or whatever, I find that to be more kind of erotic because it makes them feel special. Yeah, I agree. I agree. And the guys that kind of like are ready to jump on you, it's a little, I don't know, makes me a little uncomfortable sometimes. No, all the time actually. You know, it's like they're looking at you like you're a piece of meat. They're like licking their chops almost. It's like, oh my God. In all fairness, if you're at a swingers club or a house party, everyone's technically a piece of meat. Yeah, technically. But it is a little. There should be a stick in mud and just tell everyone, Right, right. You know, or just be, you know, like, no, I'm not interested in you or whatever, which everyone is entitled to. Right. I'm not saying that's not, you know, a valid thing. Um, but, um, yeah, it's, I, I find it more the guys that, uh, like there was one gentleman that was just kind of sitting at the kitchen table a few parties ago when we went there that, um, he was from New York. Okay, yeah. He was kind of just hanging out. You know, his wife was, I went to play with his wife. I didn't get to. I know who you're talking about. I think you wound up playing with him. I did. Actually, he was, he might have been just chilling at the kitchen table, but when he was, like, down in the playroom, he was very, what's the word I'm looking for? Aggressive? Aggressive. Was he? Yeah, more, or forward, you know, like, he's just like, oh, no, Oh, you're going to suck Marduk, that kind of thing. And I'm like, well, I'm not opposed to it, but what makes you think that I would do that? He was kind of arrogant. That's the word I'm looking for. He's a little bit arrogant. You know, like, hey, look what I have. It's like. He was a New Yorker. Not all New Yorkers are like that. No. And it wasn't like he was anything, you know, all that. He had like a belly on him and stuff. He was older, but. Typical midlife guy. Yeah. You know, I can't guess his age at this point. No, I can't. But he was just a little bit arrogant. For me, that kind of stuff is a huge turnoff. Yeah. A huge turnoff. It's like, oh, yeah. He almost assumed that I was going to be sucking his dick. And I was like, well, what makes you think that I would do that? He just saw you suck three other guys' dicks. Yeah, but I had, you know, it's different. It was just the way he came off. I could have sucked 20 guys' dicks behind him. But, you know, his attitude was just laying there like, because he was on the bed like, look at me, come over here and suck my dick. It was like. Okay, that's not the topic. Okay. Yeah, we'll pick on somebody else. But yeah, that was kind of a turn off for me. I'd rather have like a more respectable guy, a little more quiet, kind of like, you know, just tucked into the fringes. Like the one young lady's, the boyfriend of the girl we were talking, he was kind of like, he was fun to fuck. He was a lot of fun. And he was like a little more shy, a little more reserved. You know, he wasn't really like out there, you know, jumping into things and being, woo, yeah. You know, he was just a little more subdued. Yeah. And I had to like actually coax him out of his shell a little bit. Yeah. But he was fun. He had a pretty big schwanz from what I remember too. Yeah. Yep. Big man, too big. I didn't notice because I was busy. Right. I heard somebody else talking about, oh, whatever his name. He's got such a big cock. I mean, I knew when I was playing with his girlfriend that you were back there with him. Right, right. It was pretty big. Yeah, I'm not sure if I did anal with him or not. I don't remember. I thought he had like whiskey dick going on, too. I think he was just nervous. That could have been it, too. Could have been a lot of things going on. that he would love to come out and shoot with you too. He'd be a lot of fun. I think in that environment, he might not be so nervous. When you're like in that, that, I mean, you're out in the open kind of, it's like you're the, everybody can see you. I mean, there's. You're, if you're not an exhibitionist and I'm not, so that's why I just tend to stick to eating pussy. Right. Right. Yeah. I get it. I mean, if you're not. Well, that goes on even at clubs. I mean, I know clubs have private rooms. Right. Exactly. In general. It's, you know, it's, again, there's so many fetishes going on there. There's the exhibitionists. There's the voyeurs. Right. You know. You don't know what you're getting into, but. You hope to. Within reason. Within reason. Yeah, so I think there's, in that kind of environment, sure, it's natural for people to get stage fright because, I mean. Sure. You look around and there's all this commotion and naked bodies and, you know, scantily clad bodies. He's running around and, you know. Yeah. And, I mean, it's not like you have these bright lights on you so you're, you know, under a spotlight. I mean, it's, you know, a nice environment, nice muted lighting and all that. But still, you're out there for everybody to see, basically. Yeah, you know. But, yeah. I mean, I think, I mean, I think we have a relationship enough that we would trust the other person's choice because we You kind of do that now. Well, I do it with you, essentially. Yeah, kind of. I don't force you to fuck anybody to my own. No, no, but if you're like, oh, he'd be interesting, you know, I'd like to see you with him, that type of a thing. There's ones, and that's more from the aspect of generally for video. Yeah, the visual of it. Yeah, yeah, but, you know, but, yeah, I think, I'd be curious to hear how many partners, would not only want to find something for their mate that is above and beyond themselves, like how many guys are willing to go get a guy with a bigger dick than them? Oh, true. Or a woman find another woman for their significant male that is like perfect body, like right off the page of the Playboy. Would you want that or do you want the woman who's got a worse body theoretically than you. It depends on if you're secure with yourself or not. Maybe you don't want the competition. That's what I'm saying. How much would it take to make the green-eyed monster come out? That's a good question. That's a good question. Would somebody, you know, sit there and like, you know, if we go to a party, am I going to sit there and go, well, there's a guy a lot fatter than me with apparently a lot shorter dick than me. It's only three other guys in the world like that. It's like, Donna, I have the perfect man for you to fuck. Donna, I think it'd be hot to watch you fuck it. And by that, I mean, I'd be laughing so much, I'd be wetting my ass off. Or you sit there and go, hey, there's this 25-year-old guy who's ripped right off the pages of GQ bag. He's a good-looking guy. He's got fucking nine inches thick. You know, it's like, do you want that? or you're the guy who makes you look good? Well, here's the thing. Just because he's ripped and all this and that, he's fun to look at. Don't get me wrong. Sure. But how many times you had guys like that that were fun to look at and could not fuck to save their lives? I'm not going to say it was a bad experience for me, but it was not the top 10. Let's just say that. It's not something you masturbate to. No. It was like, God, he's so good looking and he can't do anything. All he can do is take his dick and shove it into me. It's like, what about Well, it's just like the girl I dated for a while that I said she was gorgeous. Right, right. She was. I mean, we had a great relationship there, too. But in bed, it was horrible. She didn't touch me with her hand, didn't touch me with her mouth. Oh, my God. She only did basically two positions. You know, missionary or a doggy. That was it. Oh, hmm. She didn't really trim. Oh, well, that was the style back then. So it's the same, but when you saw her, like, dressed up, it's like, like I said. Oh, man. in the bar, like, hit on her, and I'm like, dude, I'm right here. And they're like, oh, you know, again, a couple fights ensued. I won everyone. But anyway, yeah, it's, you know, so do you want someone, you know, would people want to get their significant other, because I'm going to word this for both ends. Right. Yeah, here's the question of people answering. So it's the How many... Now, in the lifestyle, there's a lot of bi. Right, right. Men and women. Exactly. So how many men maybe their wife isn't bi? Oh. If you had the agreement with your significant other that I'm going to pick somebody for you to play with and you have to play with them, you know, and I say all of a sudden, the husband goes, see her? Honey, I want you to play with her. Oh. How many would do it? See, for me, that would be a new big deal. Well, but you're bi. I'm bi. What I'm saying is, how about people that are not bi? You know, the same as a woman says to her boyfriend, husband, honey, see that guy? He's bi, and I want to see you have, fuck, I want to see you get fucked by him or fuck him, or I want to see you or him suck each other's dick. That could really add some problems in a relationship. Yeah, that could. No, I hope that they wouldn't do that. No, I wouldn't. I'd tell you, no, I don't think so. They should have to go home. Yeah, exactly. I wouldn't do that to you. I'd have to take into account what your likes and dislikes are, which is very evident, obviously, and I would go from there. I mean, I would want to pick somebody that you would enjoy and they would enjoy you. Hopefully. Yeah, so that's the idea. I mean, that's what I would go for. It's not like, oh, I'm going to get back at my husband. I'm going to make him play with another man even though he's straight. It's just a question. That's just malicious. You don't do that. The same is if your significant other, okay, it's kept within your genre. All right. He sits there and says, okay, here's a 400-pound guy. I want you to, you know, okay, 425. That way he's heavier than I am. Okay. But, you know, Would the significant other, if your significant other picked out someone that was heavy, missing teeth? Yeah, I'd have to put my foot down and say no. Sorry, no. I don't know. I'm just asking, where is the playful edge stop? Well, at that point, it may not be playful. It might just be vindictive. I'll get back at you. That is cruel. I would never do that. It's cruel to sit there and say, this person that you're eyeing up, essentially, is almost less than human. That's not right. No, it's not right. But I hope that couples would not do that to each other, and they wouldn't do that to this other individual. Depends how drunk you are. That's what? Depends how drunk you are. I guess. I would like to think, if I were to pick out a playmate for you, it would be something that we both would be on board with. I know your likes, I know your dislikes, and I know mine and my dislikes and likes. So hopefully we pick something that we would all be on board with and would enjoy and be fun. That's going to be the default answer. Yeah, I mean, absolutely. I'm just grabbing straws out here. You just want controversy. That's all you want. Hey, I'm trying to make it something we could talk about for half an hour. Yeah. I mean, you picked out a couple guys. I was like, I don't know, Vince. This poor gentleman had really terrible profile pictures on the Swinger Lifestyle. I mean, they're hard. A bunch of those guys. Well, he was sitting in one of those micro brews up the street with the beer behind him. He's a little bit on the heavy side. Not bad. He's got a little meat to him. But then he's kind of like not sitting upright. He's kind of frumpy. It made him look like an old man. It was not a good profile picture. I get it. A little heads up if you're going to put profile pictures. Make sure that you put your best foot forward and you look as good as you can look. Suck it in. Stick them out. Stand up straight. Yeah, we'd have more pictures of you, but it would just be the top of your head. Then they'd see bald. And between some lady's legs, so that's all you'd see. You'd see the top of your head, maybe your eyes looking up, and that would be it. At that point, doing what I do best. I agree, 100%. All right, well, that was just a little conversation to see if people would consider, and hopefully are right into us about it. Is it something you do already? Or is it something you would consider doing? If you go to a club or a house party, you sit there and say, tell your mate that I'm going to pick out who you play with tonight. It doesn't mean you're going to. The other person has to agree to it. Exactly. Well, here's the thing. You might be thinking that in your head, but you probably wouldn't say that to your significant other necessarily. You might try to lead them like, hey, how about this person over here? be fun. You know, and secretly he's like, yeah, I want to see her with him. Why wouldn't you have that conversation? I don't know, but maybe that that's a whole other can of worms there. I don't know. I mean, you and I talk about this all the time, so it's not a big deal for us. I think couples should sit there and have that discussion of, you know, it's like, hey, honey, you know, this is, we're doing this because it arouses both of us. I agree. So, you know what? I would love to, and I'm sure, Like the whole, you know, interracial stuff. You know, how many men have told their wives, like, oh, honey, I want to see you with a black gentleman. That's exactly what I was thinking of. Like, secretly in their mind, they're like, oh, I want to see her get fucked by, you know, a black guy. You know how guys think. I really want to see that, you know, the contrast of the skin colors and his, you know, his, you know, big, thick color. It's not just that. Sometimes it's a matter of what is stereotypically thought of. It's taboo. I agree. More than the contrast. Some people don't break it down to the artsy-fartsy. It's a matter of, okay, here's Jane Doe who goes to church on Sunday, sits up front. Saturday night. But one night a month or whatever, she's a dirty little girl and just likes to be defiled by a group of guys. That's the secret taboo is that, you know, like you said, back when you used to work in corporate, you're like, hey, Donna, how was your weekend? Yeah, I know. You couldn't tell them that, well, I just got, you know, I fucked five different guys this weekend and, you know, and, you know, got, you know, covered in cum. I was a glazed donut. You know, you had to sit there and go, oh, good, just to work around the house. Oh, yeah. Oh, same old, same old. Yeah, they had no idea. That's a secret little babooness, you know. Yeah, that was a fun little secret to have in my head. You know, especially when they're asking, like, what'd you do this weekend? A lot of people, I'm sure, have that. Oh, yeah, I'm sure. That's a fun little private little secret that's a dirty little secret that's fun. Sure. You know, because, like, in my head, like, I was thinking about the things that I'd done that weekend, and I just grinned. And like you said, oh, yeah, we just did stuff around the house. Yeah, I was like, yeah, I got stuffed. I did him over there in the house. I got stuffed around that house. But yeah, okay. Yeah. Anyway, that kind of just, you know, something to think about, talk about. But, you know, emails, info at hotwifepodcast.com. But let us know if it's something you guys do or maybe we're going to start doing. You know, love to hear from you. 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