Exploring the Hot Wife Lifestyle with Younger Men

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Speaker1: Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. Unauthorized rebroadcast of this show is strictly prohibited without the written permission of the owners of Hot Wife Podcast. Now, let's heat things up. Hello everybody, this is Donna Lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast. Of course, I'm here again with my ever-wonderful husband. You don't have to sound so excited. I am excited. And I'm here again. Again. God, kill me now. What did I do wrong? This is my purgatory. Yeah, and I'm living in heaven. Yeah, I know. Yay! This is so awesome. Hey, welcome to August. Yes. It's been like cold. Cold in the morning. I mean, it got really hot. Yeah, we're here in Pennsylvania, outside of Philadelphia. It hasn't been like summer. Swimming weather. That's for damn sure. I don't think we've even been in the pool. This month? The whole month so far. Now today's the 10th. So we're a third of the month through. I mean, it was warm enough. Third might be the theme of today's show. It might be. You're right. I mean, it was warm enough today, but we were out. Busy. Scouting. Scouting. We met up with a potential playmate who might be very interesting. We'll see. Man. We'll see. You're on the fence. You're on the fence. Yeah. The concept is great. The concept is really great. But after meeting this individual, not sure. I mean, great guy. Oh, yeah. Great guy. He's a delight to talk to, but. Should we just start by diving into that? We can. Okay, we'll start with that. Okay. So this gentleman reached out to us. He is a black gentleman. Very nice. Great guy. In shape for his age. Nicely built, yes. We have not, or you have not, seen his package. No. He used to be an exotic male dancer. Yes. Now, he used to play, apparently, quite often, with a former friend of ours who was a professional big-name porn star at one time. Right. And she is known to be a size queen. Yes, I might be in trouble with that. ever get together. So wish me luck. But the thing is, the gentleman, and he is every bit the gentleman. Yes, he is. Absolutely. And the only thing is, he does enjoy talking. Yeah. When he reached out to me the first time, he's like, two hours on the phone. Do you remember? Has he talked sexy to you yet? No. No. a picture of what he has? Nope. It's all been, you know, this is what I'm working around my house. This is what I like to do. Which is great. It's great. And oh, his dancing exploits, which was, that's pretty interesting. Oh, sure. And how he knew that mutual friend of ours. And we will have him on the podcast at one point. He is amazing. Now, my only concern with that, it's like, maybe the years of dancing has hurt his knees. Well, that's kind of where I'm just going, is that the only thing it made me question, he's still in great shape. Yeah, but he's like- But he had a hard time moving. Yeah, he did. I was like, oh, I said, your joints hurt? And he's like, my everything hurts. And I'm like, oh, I know that feeling. Now, here's my problem with that is, and nothing against him, there's, okay, to the first deck, there are 22 steps. Yeah, we've talked about it before. Our house is built into a hill. He's going to really have some problems maybe climbing these steps. The other problem is he apparently doesn't drive. Yeah, apparently. And he's in the center of Philadelphia. And that is at least 45 minutes to an hour for us. Potentially. So I think he's expecting us to go down, pick him up, bring him to us, shoot, bring him back down and drive home. That's going to be, you know, two, two and a half hours round trip. Yeah, that's just in commute. That's a lot for us. So we'll see. We'll see. I mean, I would love, I mean, if we do it, I'm going to try to make the day of it where we shoot, do a couple podcasts with him. He definitely has a lot of stories. But we can actually have him call in. That's true, too. Because once he starts rambling, that's it. We're just going to be sitting here doing nothing. And then he'll even say, yeah, I talk too much. And then he just keeps calling. It's like, buddy, if you know who you talk too much. Again, great guy. He starts telling you a story. He says, I can't tell you about that. You get to the good part. It's like, oh, Little Red Robin Hood was walking through the woods. She found a house. I can't tell you what's in the house. I can't tell you what's in the house. Dude, what the fuck? Don't tell us at all. Just say, I can't really talk about this. Don't bring it up. If you're going to sit there and say, I got this great story about this time I was dancing, but I can't tell you. Then don't bring that up. Don't tell me. Tell me the ones you can fucking tell me. Don't tease me. Come on. That's not right. Don't tease me. It's like, okay, you got me going. towards the story, and I'm anxious to hear the story. Now you pull the story out from under me, it's like, well, why'd you even talk about that? If you know what you can talk about and can't talk about. I don't know why you can't talk about it. I can't tell you about the women I fucked behind your back. Okay, let's go with that. It could happen. You were crazy enough to marry me. There are other women who could be crazy enough to want to mess around with me. There are, and you have messed around with them, so there you go. Okay, point made. So, It's been a busy week. Last... What's today? Oh, gosh, what is Sunday. So, last Sunday, was it? Was it last Sunday? No, it was a Friday night. Friday night. Okay. The young man. Yeah, I'm having locket... Exactly, there you go. Brain block is what I'm having. Yeah, we had this young gentleman who He reached out to us. Yes. Here, I told you. He's 22. A third of my age. Okay, the first third. The first third. The theme of the show. I told him, hey, listen, we had Donna was having an extremely bad day Friday. Right. So not what I would say puts her in a sexy mood. No. Okay. Not even a little bit, but okay. And I told him, I said, listen, I'm going to have you come over and hang out. That's all we're going to do. Don't picture anything happening. And I said, you know, I told him what happened that day. And I mean, July was a sucky month for us. It was. And August isn't any better so far. I'm praying for better. But anyway. Keep praying, hon. So I said, if you want to come over, I said, come over and meet you, hang out. And he's like, oh, I'm good with that. That's cool. So And I had conversation with him, obviously, on the phone. And I told you, he seems like a really good guy, you know? And so I told you, I was like, I know you're not in the mood to meet someone and everything else. I get it. I said, you know, this guy's got a tough schedule. You know, he's in school and what have you. I said, but he's just come over to hang out. And you're like, okay. I said, it'll help take your mind off of things. We're just going to hang out and drink. That's it. So he came over. Yes, he did. And I'll let you go. It's your show. Well, it was a great conversation. He was very articulate and fun. Mature for his age. Yes. He's really easy to talk to. I had mentioned that to you. I said, the dude, unlike most people of that age group, was very succinct and very easy. It just flowed. Right, right. Very focused. Yes. Very focused. So, yeah, one thing led to another. And, you know, I took a shower and everything before he came. Because I was like, yeah, well, you know, just in case, just in case. I just, you know, cleaned up and got all nice and, you know, nice smelling and all that. And one thing led to another. And I ended up. Well, it started out by, in my conversations with him, he asked me what you liked. So I told him, you know, we're not really into pain. Right, right. Not into choking. Don't do that. You'll wind up buried in the backyard. Stop. You're not being a bit dramatic. Well, I'm running out of land back there. Shut up. We're about to start double stacking them. So anyway, I said to him, I said, the one thing Donna enjoys the most. Is oral. Is what? No, shaved cock. Oh, shaved cock. Which is part of oil. Yeah. Yeah. So. to him. I said, are you shaved? He goes, no, I'm not. I said, oh, okay. I said, it's your call whether you want to do it or not. I said, but one thing Donna really loves is a shaved cock. And so he decided to show me what... Well, he said he had shaved. He shaved and he showed me. And he says, do you want to see it? And Donna goes, yes, I do. Yes, I do. And he got up close to show her as he pulled his pants down. Somehow it flopped into Donna's mouth. It like popped into my mouth. I don't know how that happened. So, you know, like one thing... to get it under control. So you just were able to capture it with your mouth. Oh, that's what I was doing. Yep. Mm-hmm. That's exactly what I was doing. Oh, my God. It's wild. Let me quick. And it just kept bouncing around. So you tried to grab it with your hand and tried to tame it. And it got mad and spit at you. I spit all inside my mouth. That was fun. And so then Mr. Smarty, I think he brought the massage table before that. No, after that. Afterwards, yeah. You were like, oh, my God. God, you know, it's like, you were like, that was great. And I said, well, I said, does he get a chance to eat your pussy? And you said, I would love that. And I said, well, do you want me to get the massage table? And he said, yes. So we brought the massage table out on the deck that we were on. And he proceeded, you know, eat my pussy. A little bit. A little bit. It proceeded, yeah, he proceeded more like, you went right back to 69. Yeah, well, that's. It's just like you say, okay, you can eat my pussy, but I need your dick. Well, this way I can do both. You know, I'm really into this mold. Multitasking. God bless you. As much as I can. See, for me, you're multitasking, you bitch, and moan. Oh, yeah. There you go. You know. Thanks, I know. I love you, too. Asshole. I mean, I love you. Wow. Yeah, I know. So anyway, we 69'd, and I know I fucked him some more. Yeah, but then you flipped around. Flipped around. You fucked him. Now, you didn't give him anal because you hadn't prepped for that. Yeah, I don't think I remember. I don't remember I prepped. I did tonight, though. No, you said I didn't prep. Oh, yeah. I will. Oh, you said I didn't prep because I wasn't expecting anything. Right, right. You had to prep, Rain. I'm just saying. That's a necessity. No one wants corn in the dick eye. No, no. I don't eat corn, and I don't want that. Nope, nope. No, there you go. You don't have a dick eye either. There you go. That helps. But yeah, it ended up being a- It helps me. In fact, you don't have a dick eye. Yes. Makes you very happy. A world of difference. Yes. Oh, good, you are happy. Every time you pulled, they didn't say I was happy. You just said yes. They said that part makes me happy. It doesn't make me happy. That part makes you happy. When you drop your thong, I don't see something flop down. Right. Yeah. Those who like that, God bless you. No, that ended up being a very, very nice evening that got me out of my bad mood. He happens to be a young man. Yes. As we mentioned, that is very attracted to mature women. So it was kind of fulfilling his fantasy, too, at the time. Yes. So then conversation with him, like, hey, would you want to shoot video? And he was like, oh, God, I want to. That'd be great. And he enjoys role-playing a lot. And I was like, okay, what kind of role-playing? Oh, he goes, I want, you know, that whole dirty, nasty, you know, granny sex. Okay, now we have to say on the videos, it's step-grandma. Yes. Just a technicality. You're not related to him. So it's not anything. It's just two people of big age differences. Yes. But if you post things on certain platforms, you have to be specific and say step. And if you go to the platforms, you can find them if you go to hotwifedonnalyn.com. Yeah. May I direct you to many bids because other platforms don't allow even simulated. I'm using air quotes here, guys. So, you know, incest. And that's an air quotes because, you know, Obviously, we're not related. Even though he, I mean, he's fair-haired. I mean, in... He looks like he could be your grandson. Yeah, there's a... Have you ever had kids to have grandkids? I've had kids to have grandkids. He could be one of them. He could have been one of them. Except he's kind of a little bit more tall, so that could be... Well, the rest of your family's tall. Yeah, that's right. Taller. Taller, yeah. Yeah, I'm the runt. I'm the runt of the litter. That's all right. Across the board. I mean, nieces, nephews. I'm the shortest one. I want to put this out there. If any of you are interested in certain fetishes, I would love to hear what fetishes that you like to see. Go to info at hotwifepodcast.com. Email us that. Email us anything. Again, I haven't mentioned it the last few shows. We're out of practice. That's what it is. You get out of the rhythm. Yeah, we took two months off. Yeah, we think we needed it. We're back. I can't say better, but we're back. We're definitely back. So that was Friday. That was Friday night. So he was supposed to come back today. Right, okay. And he's in school. So he's in trade school. Yes. So that's why he actually goes to school on Saturday and Sunday, because he has a regular job during the week. Yes, he has a regular job during the week. And then he goes to trade school on the weekend. And he was going to come, but he just had a hell of a day. says I'm not going to make it today. Yeah, he texted me earlier. Which is the proper way to do it. Yeah, that's the proper way to do it. Because he even said, he goes, I hope I don't get any BS from school. And I'm like, I don't know what it means, but it might have just been a lot of technical gobbledygook. And he said, there's things at home that were kind of up in the air. I'm like, I get it. Thank you. Thank you for texting me. Sure. That's all I, that's great. We're good. Yep. And we're going to get back to Mr. Ghost in a minute. Oh, yeah, hold on a second. So I sent this young man. and you helped me do it and i said well okay that's fine but this is what you're missing so this is waiting for you and i i had that little black um you have a little little thong it's like a little butterfly lacy thong you have a push-up bra and you're wearing a bathrobe yeah well i'm green so you gotta start from the outside and work your way in yeah well i have a bathrobe but i don't have this little lacy bra and you know lacy butterfly thong so i took pictures of that then we pulled the and gave him a little shot of my pussy. A little cooter shot. A little cooter shot, sure. And it's like, this is what you're missing, but that's okay. It's waiting. It's waiting for you, babe. You enjoyed fucking him. Oh, he was great. He was a lot of fun. A lot of fun. Pretty decent sized dick for young men. Perfect size. You know, it just fit in. It can fit in any hole maybe. And it will eventually. It will eventually. Nice girth. Not too much. Not too little. Nice length. Not too much. Not too little. Nice. Perfect. Stamina. Oh, come on. He's 22. Yeah. Well, but I mean, some guys, again, he's not, he's a good looking guy, but he's very. Innocent looking. Yeah. I was going to say mundane. No, naive looking innocent. Yeah. He looks like almost too goody two-shoes. Yeah. Almost. Almost just like Ron Howard, you know. Yeah. Except if he had, yeah. Yeah. Exactly. I like that but uh yeah so he's gonna be so much but one of the erotic parts was okay okay like when you guys were fucking yes you know he's like yeah be my cum whore be my oh yeah he likes a dirty talk oh that's so nice he was he was great on your hair well I love having my hair pulled oh god that was great and that was the erotic part for me is right I know you enjoy that stuff and here's this guy who I feel safe in saying has limited sexual experiences um limited yeah I'm gonna say He doesn't have any. Yeah. It's limited. Yeah. But, you know, he was, like, bringing his game. Yeah, he was game on. That was fun. That was a lot of fun. Okay, so that's Friday night. That was Friday night, and that's going to be, you know. I was hoping that was going to be tonight. Yeah. I'm all nice and smooth. Yes, you are. So, Saturday, I had another playmate over. And I was at work. And you were at work. Oh, boy, oh, boy. So it was our first time trying to shoot by ourselves. Oh, this is good. Sorry, I'm going to cough. No, not the first time you've been with this gentleman. No. We've been shooting for quite a while, so we're uncomfortable. We said the theme of the show might be thirds. Yes. So this gentleman is... He's 39. 39. So he's the second third of your age. So I got all the cameras set up, and we did all the... You know, all the setup stuff that we had to do and got the cameras good. And then, yeah, dipshit me. I push record. But then there's another little button that. You had two record buttons. Two record buttons. Yeah, I missed that second one. So we're going at it and it was great. Come when a flying. Oh, come. I mean. Poles were being plunged. Oh, yeah. He's the guy that can shoot the birds out of the sky. Yeah, he is. His load is like, it's like Cum-X. Yeah, yeah, pretty, yeah. He can shoot a SpaceX rocket out, this guy. Pretty much. So he leans back, and he has this habit, he loves to like jerk off on me. Finishing jerk off. Yes, finishing, he just, that's his, that's his thing. In general, although I did find some older videos where he actually did cream pie me, but I think that was once. Okay. Once in all the couple years we've been together. Mm-hmm. So he leans back, and he's going at it, and there's a lot of dirty talk, and And before that, he was grabbing my hips. He goes, oh, God, Donna, I missed you. I missed you so much. He's pounding the shit out of me. And I was like, oh, this is great. It's been about over a year since you fucked him. Oh, it's been over a year since I fucked him. So he leans back, and he got this huge cum load. I mean, it's like, it splattered all over my face, my neck, my chest. I mean, the cover on the massage table was all drenched, you know? And then we get up, we look at the We have it on an iPad because it's an app. And I look at it and we look at it and it's like, I never hit the second record button. Both of us are like, oh, no. And that morning, I told you, you hit record here. Yeah. And then you hit record here. I know you told me. And I thought I did that. I thought I did that. And I didn't. I was wrong. So we had a couple drinks, chilled out for a little bit, and we did a round two. It's called recovery time. Recovery time. So, it was the second time wasn't quite as intense as the first, but it was still good. I just thought of this. I had to check the cameras. Maybe when you hit it the first time, that records to the cameras. Maybe the second time records to the software. I will have to check when we get out of here. Oh, I doubt it. I don't know. It didn't go to the photos. No. No, it would record to the chip in the camera. Oh, to the chip. Ah. Well, we'll see. Yeah, we'll see. I'll check what we get done here. I would be so happy because that was great. That was fun. I mean, it was like perfect. Huge. I mean, he came all over me. I mean, I had to get paper towels because I'm out of practice. I usually have like baby wipes handy and this and that. I had to run and get paper towels and there's like cum everywhere. And I was at work. And you were at work. If I was here, it would have been recorded. Well, I know. Well, we were starting to do the second. I remember I was saying, oh God, I miss Vince. I miss Vince so much. I fucked up so bad. I'm sorry, honey. And she thought I wasn't worth much. I never said that to your face. Yeah, to my face. That's the important part, not to my face. But yeah. You thought I was worthless. I never said that. I'm good for hitting record buttons. And you guys saw how difficult it is setting the cameras up. Oh, my God. We're like zooming in, zooming out, moving the cameras, then using the app and zooming in, zooming out, because it's not like a regular camera. But even then, even regular cameras, setting them up to get the right angles. Yeah, yeah. Well, when I was setting up there, you could still see the leg of the cameras. That's all right. You're not trying to fool someone. You're not recording it. Yeah, I know. It's like how many videos I've seen online that you see the lighting, you see the cameras. I've even seen what other other videographers, like their friends or whoever, are getting in the back of the picture trying to get a view from over there. It's just like, really? Oh, sorry. Well, it's time to give the dogs their pills. Yeah, the dogs. In a few minutes. They can wait a second. Yeah, they can wait. Sorry, I have an alarm to feed the dogs, their medications, and they're like worse than kids sometimes. Yeah, but. But that was Saturday. That was fun. That was fun, too. So we actually did do it a second time, but of course, you know, the second time, doesn't have the energy and the... Oh, sure. Well, again, he's, what you said, 39? 39. At 39, you start to lose some of that stamina for the second time. You got some. I'm 65. I'm definitely losing some stamina. Well, but it's different for women. We've talked about that. I know, I know. Women just have to be there. You know? I mean, basically, all you have to do is try to get mentally into it. Right, right. Okay, men, we can be mentally into it, but the dick ain't working. All of a sudden, it's like, what? Hey, buddy. Hey, wake up. Hello. I'm talking to you. Hello. You know. But it was okay. But the first load was the mother load. Oh, yeah. The way that guy comes, that's like two months worth of cum. You know. Yeah. That was. Oh, I feel like such an ass. It's like, oh, Donna, you're such a dipshit. What the fuck is wrong with you? But, you know. You got a little appreciation for my job. I do. I hate. It's very tedious. I do not want your job. Some days I don't want my job. Yeah, I know, but it's... But no, it's a little more difficult than people think. Oh, yeah, it's a lot more difficult. You know, I had the massage table supper, I'm getting on, and it's like, is this going to look right? You have to anticipate the angles you're going to need, where the people are going to be. You can instruct them, hey, I need you to, if you're going to be doing this, make sure you're kind of angled this way, and then you never angle that way. So you have to be able to, like, switch cameras, which is recording, quick, move the Yeah, but this, there's, we had three cameras and they have the auto director in them, which kind of switches between. So what you have to do is quickly in that software, turn off auto director, move one of the cameras and then reactivate it. No, no. But you can if you're in it. Yeah, I can if I'm in it. I'm saying. So when I'm watching the videos, people don't realize when you're quote, pardon me, quote unquote professionally recording video. Yeah. You have to, you know, you can't sit there and jerk off. No. You know, I get into what I call photographer mode. where I'm looking like, okay, what's the quality of the content I'm getting? Am I getting the angle? Is the lighting fine? Is everything else? Is the sound going? You just got to watch all that shit. You got to make sure that the sound is being recorded, too, because otherwise you have a fucking 1920s silent movie. Just add music to it. Subtitles. Ooh, ah, and the next screen. Yeah, well, we saw the... iPad. Well, the iPad. the volume, you can see that it's definitely going up and down. So I knew that was recording. I tried to set it up for you. Everything was set up for you. All you had to do is get the right camera angles and hit record twice. Well, you know, that record, there's one that's on the right side, then the second one is on the left. And with the glare, it's dark, and it just blended in, and I didn't. But you want it next time? I don't know. Yes, you will. You screw up once, and you remember that. I will never, ever forget that again. So it was still fun. I still had a It's a really good time. So we'll see. I made it a point to, you know, if I get a dick in my ass and record wasn't hit, I'm going to remember to hit record next time. Oh, there you go. Of course, I try not to record the dick in my ass. Actually, I try not to get a dick in my ass. But that's me. And anybody else who wants a dick in their ass, God bless you. Well, I like having a dick in my ass from time to time. So now you have a couple guys in their 20s. You might be able to do like a little, you know, Naughty, you know, older neighbor with two 20-some-year-olds spit roasts in you. Oh, man. Oh, my God. That's just frightening. It's a little scary. Well, we can get one of your other guys, one of your guys who's 40s, 50s. And we do, like, father, son. Father, son. Oh, that's just so wrong. And you'll love every minute of that. I know he'll love it, too, because he's like, oh, I just love role-playing. And he even said, he goes, oh, this is what I love. The young guy. The youngest young guy. I was like, oh, we could have so much fun. He's like, yeah, we're going to have a lot of fun. So I look forward to it. I'm sure he's actually really disappointed he couldn't make it. That's okay. I mean. Not like he blew any chance. No, no. We'll see what happens. Especially when you have a fetish of mature women and you have one, it's like, yeah, let's fuck all you want. All you want, baby. Oh my God. That's like Christmas every day of the year. Every day. Oh my God. I'm just. to die. I'm looking for the four horsemen on the horizon. The five horsemen. I don't know what it is. Does this make me a dirty old lady or what? No, I think it makes you a smart woman. How many women would love to have the attention of men, let alone younger men? Yeah, I guess. You know? Honestly, I mean, come on. As we get older, we're not quite as virile as, you know. Oh, I know. I hear you. Hey, whoa. Okay, I'm talking about me. Okay. I'm talking about the men you Oh, the men I play with is not usually the issue. Oh, so I'm the issue. You're the issue. No, I was going to say too, like your body's not quite, your body's not as tight. Ouch. Me, I'm talking about me. You know, I'm going to cry myself to sleep. Oh, I'm sure you will. But yeah, it was still, still a lot of fun, sweaty time, but it was a fun time. was had by all. Well, hopefully before the season ends, we might get some warm days and maybe get some more fucking at the pool. Yeah, I like being outside in the summertime when it's nice because then all winter long, your inside would suck. Yeah. You know, it's as cold, it's dreary. I told you, we got some things I can do to kind of change it up with the green screen. Yeah, that'd be kind of interesting. Yeah, because the bedroom is the bedroom is the bedroom. You know, it's like how many places can you shoot really? Yeah. Well, unless you have money to go get a hotel or bed and breakfast. Not bed and breakfast, Airbnb. Airbnbs. So, we'll see. But it was fun, so what the heck. As it should be. All right. Yeah, wrap that up. Isn't that good? Put a bow on it. Yeah, again, feel free to email us your thoughts, comments, suggestions, info at hotwifepodcast.com. We, again, thank everyone who listens. Appreciate it all. Don't know why. You guys need to get hobbies. Maybe this isn't a hobby. Maybe. That's cool. That's cool. If any of you have any interest in calling in and being part of the show, we'd love to have you. We'd love that. We don't have to use your real name. Just have to give us your social security so we can give that out at bank account information. No. No, we'd love to have people come on the show, talk about their experiences of swinging, sexual experiences, questions, whatever you want to send us. We'd love to hear. Well, some people, and this is kind of ridiculous, but somebody might recognize my voice. It's like, oh, we're that popular. Oh, I wish we were. It's not like we have Joe Rogan numbers. Well, doesn't this switcher have a voice changer on it? If I could figure out how to use it, yeah. I haven't figured that out. Again, I mean, again, we have listeners. We have a fair amount of listeners. We have, well, we've dropped dramatically. But we're going to back up. Once people realize we're back, hopefully. If people are listening to our show, chances are they're swingers too, so you're not going to be exposed. I would think so. I hate to tell you the church moms aren't sitting there listening to our show. No. Unless they're dirty little whores too. God bless them. Yep. Nothing wrong with that. You're not going to get exposed. We're not going to mention your name. No, no. You can email us. a different name. I don't care. No. We don't really care what your name is. Just tell us what to call you. Yes. You know? And we're more interested in the experiences people have. Yeah, share it. Yeah. Celebrate it. You know, hey, I want to tell you, man, my wife did the first hot wife thing. It's like, cool, man, let's talk about it. It'd be great to hear. Yeah. Inspire other people. Turn your wife into the little slut she should be. Or big slut. Whatever you want to look at her. That's up to you. You know? Or if you're that woman, tell us the slut you want. You want to be. Yeah. Or you are. It's not a bad thing. No. You know, you go around once in this life. There is nothing better that is free than an orgasm. You keep saying that. I think you have to make it into a t-shirt. Sure. I'm going to make one. It's a slogan. I give out free orgasms to women. Notice I threw in there the women. There'll be a little disclaimer on there like a footnote. I have to be born a woman and always have had woman parts. No identify as. Okay. That's clear. Yeah. I don't want to suck a woman's quits bigger than my dick. That could be a problem. For me. For some people, it's not. And that's fine. I'm not criticizing. You just want to know what you're getting into. I have my preferences. They can have theirs. Yep. I agree. Everything's good. Everything's good. Not judging. All right. So, hey, everyone. Again, thanks. Stay horny. I have a good night, everybody.