The podcast conversation between Donna Lynn and Vince discussing various beauty practices throughout history. They touch on topics such as the use of makeup to cover syphilis scars in the past, the significance of pale skin as a symbol of wealth, and the dangers of using toxic makeup ingredients like lead and mercury. They also mention the Victorian era, where women were expected to look pale, frail, and weak, and the fascination with consumption (tuberculosis) as a beauty ideal. The speakers highlight the absurdity and potential harm of these beauty practices. They also briefly mention current trends and compare them to historical practices, expressing their preference for leaving some things to the imagination. The conversation veers off-topic at times, with the speakers joking about unrelated subjects like party preparations and personal experiences. The discussion sheds light on the historical and cultural influences on beauty standards and serves as a reminder of the potential risks and absurdity associated with certain beauty practices.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/hot-wife-podcast-and-the-swinger-lifestyle--5343522/support. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast, where we discuss all the good, the bad, and the really erotic of the swinger lifestyle. I still like the Hot Husband Podcast.
Well, hello, everybody, and welcome to the hot husband podcast there we go now we're talking now this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast not for nothing but my show do you feel left out somehow no i have on the board i could just shut your mic off i've done it before i'll do it again yeah i you have yeah you have so many times i have bourbon i'm good you're good yeah okay what are you drinking tonight what am i drinking tonight um i am drinking larceny that's not one you like all that much do you no i like larceny it's probably about the fifth bottle i've had of this okay yeah i thought it was one it's a reasonably priced it's a reasonably priced one it's good yeah you know i mean i'm not it's um i've dwindled down a lot of my lower shelf stuff and i can't afford to replace it right now.
So I have a lot more of my more expensive stuff that if I'm not, you know, it's, uh, I'm not, I like to have my more expensive stuff if I'm sitting there able to really enjoy it and have a cigar or something or, you know, get a blowjob from a beautiful woman or something. Do you know any? I'll call one. I think I can find one. I can do that for you. I appreciate that. I'm sure you would. Poor baby. Thank you. Poor, poor baby. Anyway, so tonight's show we came up with while we were driving the other day. Yep.
I was talking about how these pop stars, rap artists, whatever they are, have these huge, huge butts. Mm-hmm. And that's become the new sex symbol thing.
And I said, you know, it's funny how over the millennia or whatever is millennia yeah is it oh you got that right i know i just started drinking i gotta drink faster um that you know you went from all sorts of different body styles from you know the more uh stout sized woman to all of a sudden the ultra skinny woman to the muscular woman to whatever so i said yeah it might be a good topic to talk about how the female form, um, throughout the, you know, over the heirs has the different forms that the woman has to, doesn't have to, but has been kind of compelled to adhere to, to considered a sexy sex symbol right right it's um it's what they considered like the quote perfection over the millennia and i i did find a website and i i took when i was in um art school there's a lot of uh paintings and uh all kinds of sculptures and things and i there was one that goes back uh geez it's it's from the paleolithic era it's 22 to 24 000 years ago yeah i remember that it was it's good times good times yeah but it's like this woman that has these huge, sagging, giant breasts and, like, this vejumic and large hips.
And, I mean, she is beyond stout. So you're talking about my ex-wife? Makes your ex look skinny. I mean, this is a really ton. That can't happen. No, that can't happen, though. You're just trying to be nice to my ex-wife. No. It's a sculpture. It's one you've seen, I'm sure. Probably. But she's got these gigantic breasts and huge hips, and she's stout. This is before implants, you mean? Belly, oh my God. Those kind of big tits. National Geographic kind of.
But there was a sign of fertility fertility and it was like what you had to be you had to have some weight where you because you know back that long ago food was probably more scarce you had to be a strong woman so that was their ideal back then because yeah so i looked at them like oh you know reading's like, it's beyond curvy. Curvy would be skinny compared to this. I mean, she is just overflowing with, you know, flesh.
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We keep some for ourselves, but we don't need, you know. He's already. He sent us a gallon fucking jug. Yeah, I think we're good for a little while. Yeah, for at least another week. Depends how much, how many big dicks I'm jumping on.
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So anything you want to find about us is right there. And we also encourage you to tell two friends about the podcast. I dare you. Yeah. See if you have two friends that would enjoy whatever it is we do. So, but yeah, that's all we're asking you for so we're still in the process of getting our studio uh remodeled so and once that's done we won't have to deal with our dogs um maybe they'll be quiet for an hour one hour we can hope but uh so anyway so that's uh where we stay with that now we'll i guess go back yeah so anyway so yeah that's where we stand with that. Now we'll, I guess, go back.
Yeah. So anyway, so yeah, back in, you know, medieval times, even. Well, let's go back to ancient Greece. Have you ever looked at the statues? All of them have. Just the men. Just the big guys with those stone hard cocks. Well, if you look at the. They weren't very big, but they had girth. They hadth of course these these were big guys big guys stood there with all their pubic hair and little peepees dangling in the breeze but all the women they had like the full breasts you know they're a little bit full through the hips had a little belly on them a little a little bit, but, you know.
More cushion for pushing. More cushion for pushing, and it seems like the male form has stayed pretty similar. If you look at some of the. Let's call it what it is. The male form hasn't, what's sexy for the male form has never changed. It gets a little softer, if you notice.
Not much, not the greek to um to to like the well the root you always have rubenesque that would be rubenesque women are more they were more curvy more curvy but even the men look a little fluffy how's that yeah a little fluffy but even the men had that little man pouch yeah they weren't all muscular they had muscle but there's that little man pouch going on there, too. But I think there's a distinct difference between men and women. A man will have the visual of what is the erotic body at the time.
But if for some reason my shape became popular, Women are still, might like tell the friend oh yeah look at him i'd like the guy with a little roll around the middle baby i got some butter for that roll you know but in the back of their heads are like no man i want the guy's all muscular and has a big cock you know not not vince i mean they might say it to go along with it but you know it's like there's a big thing i see on instagram is these these girls like oh i love older dad bods you're full of shit you're a fucking 25 year old beautiful woman last thing you want to see is my fucking dad bod it's like come on yeah on.
Yeah, I'm going to go out and, you know, do you know why you like a dad bod? If he has a big wallet. Yeah, maybe that's it. That's it. You know, women, I would guarantee you, most women, most. Right. Women, you know, you sit there and go, okay, you could have dad bod here, or you could have, you know, Joe Fitness Instructor here.
fitness instructor here right you know they're gonna go with the fitness instructor guy you know i want to run my finger over his washboard abs and i think back in ancient greece that might have been the case too i don't think women are like no no no give me the fat guy no and and i'm talking okay take money out of the equation okay yeah so there's everyone has the same amount of money we'll pretend it's the bullshit socialist program right everyone has the same amount of money right okay so that takes that off you go well that guy is kind of fat he must have a lot of money because he can eat no we're not going to say that we're just saying everyone's broken everyone's broke okay so you're going to get the same thing from everybody so if you have your choice of a guy okay like steven great body yep yeah dashboard abs yep big dick big dick he has one too um kidding steven i haven't heard from you in a while asshole you gotta call me don't give me that excuse oh i'm working a lot I don't mean, not the cell phone, you fucking homo.
Tell me how you really feel. I mean. You've got to call me. Don't give me that excuse. Oh, I'm working a lot. I don't mean, not the cell phone, you fucking homo. Tell me how you really feel. I mean that respectfully. I love Stephen. He knows that. He's my brother. He really is. Scary. He needs to be put up for adoption. But, you know, that body to women is going to be, for the most part, more appealing. More appealing. Yeah, I can see that can see that. Men, again, we take the woman. Oh, it could be... Again, she's not rich, she's broke like all the women are saying.
Now, I think you'll see a bigger fluctuation in men what they want to see.
I know guys legitimately that like larger women i know guys who like skinny ass women you know and i know guys who don't like women i mean well i'm just we're just the we're going on to not the individual interests of men but just the general yes like like a societal what they consider perfect for that era i'd almost consider it the style yeah it's like styles come and go like bell bottoms were in yeah and then they go out exactly and and that's the same thing i think it's happened um unfairly to women right oh yeah yeah you know women trying to live up to that and that's why we have fashion you know women have up and we don't have to keep changing it'd be different now we don't stuff well i'd say you'd had to i'm just saying i gotta sneeze here okay so over your facts well when i was finding this website i it kind of um brought back a lot of the the whole artwork because it was the you know peter paul rubens and his big fluffy women with the you know kind of people you heard no different peter paul different paul rubens oh this is peter paul it was not paul rubens was he part of a band no they could get ruben out and brought mary in no no no no it wasn't no no different different person lived lived quite a bit longer ago oh like the 14 1500s you know we're talking they didn't get caught jerking off enough no no no no but all of his all of his women were like very very fluffy very soft very round and then later on there was another artist which i i thought they were like closer in timeline was renois it wasn't his paintings that were rubenesque but his sculptures were he always sculpted these women that were doing like washing by the river and they're always kind of chubby and had the full breasts and very round faced and very everything was very round like going to the mall now but watching there's no there's always chubby chubby women women yeah it's it's uh kind of comes and goes most of them are like under 25 yeah that's kind of a little bit scary yeah but it was scary yeah but the part i thought was really uh interesting like um in the elizabethan era the makeup that's when makeup really started to come out okay queen elizabeth she was about 28 years old and they they she pancaked the makeup on well they had problems back then they had um um syphilis you want to cover up the syphilis scars on your face so you would put makeup on you put the little stars or dots or quote i see it movies about.
Yeah, that was the high. I just thought it was like really bad choice of makeup. Yeah, well, it was. But that was her thing was like the really super pale one. And for them, the super pale skin, which is exact opposite of today, the super pale skin meant you were very wealthy because you weren't working outside. Yeah. You had the, you had the, you could afford the luxury of being inside now.
That totally different today sure because women are sunbathing exactly fake bakes even well you're you could be out on your yacht you're by your pool the people that are in their office like the office drones like me now the working people are inside and the wealthy people are outside yeah it's kind of flip-flop which is is kind of weird. And tan lines are erotic. Oh, and this one, it says that nasty tan lines. There's nasty tan lines from working out in the fields. Oh, like the farmer's tan, like I did, sure. Yeah, they didn't like them.
Their women would actually put gloves on to hide it so they wouldn't get freckles and they wouldn't, they had big bonnets. Oh, I understand that. I mean know, like in the Middle East, they all wear long garments. Long garments. Yeah, skin cancer, man. That's serious shit. That's true. You know, I mean, our military wears, you know, full, it helps keep the moisture in too, so you dehydrate as fast. That's true. Yeah, so. That's not really a fashion statement, but it's still.
But there is nothing like a nice ass With a fucking thong Fucking Tan lines And like the bikini top Where the straps from the top Were so thin they just Just cover the nipples Just a little bit there But our favorite era There's a lot of weird beauty things that happen victorian era okay these people first of all they were so much because you couldn't tell if they were fat or not well it wasn't the fat or thin there um women back in those days they were made to look pale frail weak no particular body part was emphasized in victorian era they were still pretty covered i mean they had some plunging necklines yeah they did but i don't think all of victorian era had that i think the later part of victorian era had the little plunging necklines that show some cleavage but i think in the early part of victoria they had the high necks yeah the yeah the you didn't really see dickie or something like that yeah they had a high but that's not the part that's so weird that make them look beautiful it was the the uh first of all um the emphasis was just so they wouldn't look healthy or strong which is yeah i don't want a healthy looking woman yeah they wanted to be very pale very so this is when consumption make her look like a cancer patient almost it's when consumption was really big consumption is tb tuberculosis sure so they We'll be right back.
make her look like a cancer patient that's hot it's almost it's when consumption was really big consumption is tb tuberculosis sure so they consumption and people that had consumption were thought to be very beautiful even though they knew they were dying of tb that still made you a hot chick i'd so fuck you if you weren't dying it's like it's not crazy not to mention here's the really fucked up part here is you're almost as hot as a chick over there or leprosy oh god i want to fuck you if your pussy falls off i'm gonna fuck the shit out of it yeah it's the first pocket pussy she dropped it it's mine now that's so gross it's true that the victorian they're they're like hey bob guess what i found sue's pussy fell off i got my own pocket can i borrow that sure just rinse it off when you're done that's so gross well it's not even that it's like makeup makeup was uh they use different kinds of makeup was incredibly dangerous because a lot of the makeups they had were had lead ammonia mercury nightshade nightshade is also belladonna belladonna they put the i hate her she's a horrible horrible singer but they put in their eyes so their eyes would glisten and look um it would dilate their pupils the only side effect was blindness so well so so it's just that's the thing about me that's good because now i look better there you go you know it's like what the fuck were these people thinking this well i guess they didn't well madam curie you know i mean you know i got some lipstick for you that will glow in the dark isn't that cool wow oh quick suck my dick i want to see if my it's like oh my nuts just fell the fuck off what the hell that was about the hell that was about.
Jesus. Yep, all for the fact of looking, quote, beautiful. They went through all that. That's a little scary. You know, stupidity. I remember once, I didn't find it in this particular website, but I remember when I was in school, it was during this period, perhaps a little earlier, to make their bodies look more formed. They would wear wet clothing just all the time. So in the dead of winter, you're wearing this wet clothing to be fashionable. And they're wondering why all these people were having, you know, pneumonia. It's like, you know, wet clothing is never good permanently.
Well, you know, everything comes around. So you see the stupidity back then. And then you look at our younger generation now and the kind of shit. Well, the stuff they're doing and the things they say, the things they don't know. You go, okay, it's back. It's back. I saw on a... That trend is back, the stupid kids. I saw on Twitter it came up and it's a picture of this younger girl. She's got her tongue pierced, not pierced, I'm sorry, split. So it looks like a lizard's tongue. She's got tattoos all over her face, all over her arms, piercings and this and that, and they're like, sexy or not.
And I'm like, I don't even know what's going on there. Well, she's the CEO of some major company, I'm sure. Oh, oh absolutely i'm sure she is with that tongue and yeah that could be fun that could be just looks really yeah if you're going to put your tongue like that i mean i guess she's not aware that okay she must let's call her 21 right exactly okay and might be cool with 21 at 50 not so cool it cool. It's like, yeah. The tattoos, they don't, they don't, all these things are, they fade. They're not as nice as they were when you were 21. Let's just put it that way.
Yeah, your nipple piercings are now pulling your nipples down to your fucking belly button. Exactly. But, yeah. Even, even getting getting my ears pierce i got mine pierced when i was 14 and wearing heavy earrings there's they they're sure they're stretched a little bit but uh not a lot okay so back you're a victorian age i'm sorry yeah which i i love the victorian yeah we always that's why that. The Victorian area for us is very interesting because it was romantic, it was mysterious, it was dark.
You know, it was in the early days of photography, so there was a lot of, like, porn being shot, stills, that was so taboo. You know, again, the part we don't like is the big hairy snatches. Right. But, I mean, they didn't shave. But, you know, there was a lot of erotic stuff that was going on that was behind closed doors. I have. You know, we have to do a show on the history of swinging. Right. Like when we can actually document it, like when it started. That might be pretty cool.
I just thought when you were mentioning that um the porn i have a very i'm sure it's upstairs somewhere i have a very very old dildo it was a actual little magazine from 1932 it's it's not really a porn magazine but it's like a a woman's health magazine but in there's all these very provocative pictures of women as well as all kinds of um did you pose for that one oh absolutely i mean you were like what 32 thanks i appreciate that i just love that okay so you're 28 shut up fuck you I hate. Thank you guys. Shut up, fuck you. Is that one word? Yeah. Shut up, fuck you? Is that what it worked?
Yeah, shut up, fuck you. I'm going to dig that out. I ordered that on the Chinese menu as a combination. Shut up, fuck you? I'll take the shut up, fuck you. It's an egg roll and a wonton soup. That's what I'm going to do with the combination part. Did you like that? Was that good? The shut up, fuck you. I'll wait there for the next time. The next time.
You ordered the cream of some young guy i sure did what the heck so so victorian era yeah very dark very they were i mean they wore a lot of the corset stuff to really cinch them in so they wanted the bigger hip bigger butt kind of thing no there was but there's no emphasis the emphasis on that started actually in the 1890s with the iconic and i'm sure you remember it yeah i remember no no no the gibson girl you always hear about the gibson girl these were they were a little softer than the women of the earlier victorian era i can honestly tell you i've never heard the term gibson really i even have a pattern upstairs Gibson Girl shirt.
Well, you know, when I'm selling, I'm selling the new stuff. Of course you are. The newest fashion. The newest. The fuck would I know about patterns? This is the era where the women. You think I'm like, you know, it puts the lotion in the basket. I know you're like that. Don't even go there. You are definitely like that. Now, this is the women where they have the hair. It's like up in a soft bun and very corseted, softer dresses, though. Not Victorian. They had more of a lower neckline, a little softer. I'd never heard the term, though, you just said. But the thing is...
I do love a woman in a good corset. Yeah. Corsets are very sexy. I think so, too. It doesn't matter. And for me, it could be any woman, skinny woman, large woman. I think corsets are just very sexy. Well, the corsets were actually marketed as, if you ever notice in Victorian and late Victorian, women that are corseted, it was for good posture.
They thought the corset would give you good posture ever put a course for men too for that yeah make you stand up straight but it was also to keep the women's organs in the right place i don't know how that would work i i hate when i misplaced my kidneys yeah i had a liver here somewhere where the fuck it's not around your back i can tell you that well see. I can tell you that. See? See? It's all misplaced. I misplaced this shit. I got to wear a corset. You got to wear a corset. I got the boobs for it? No, you don't. Okay. Not really. But if you ever put a corset on.
I can gain some more weight. I mean, you can't bend over. You are sitting straight up. Yeah. You know, so I get that. I think corsets are very sexy. Cors courses were sexy but then they made the women wear like five fucking dresses oh i know under it you know on top of it they had like fucking pajama bottoms and then they had like fucking crindling and and then a layer and then another layer of stress they're called pedicoats that's one word for them i'm sure they have a lot of other words. We would call them slips. Yeah, like layer after layer after layer. You know.
I would hate to have been a woman at any time. It would take you 75 hours to dress. What happens if all of a sudden you go, oh, my God, I got to shit real bad? You're not getting to the outhouse real quick. Guess what? No, yeah. Yeah, no.
Well, at least with this era, if you go back to, like, during the french revolution and the french women had those huge hip skirts that were so wide they had the rings in them and shit well this that was actually slightly yeah i guess you could say they had rings in them or hoops or whatever they were so wide that they could not walk through a doorway front they had to turn to walk through a doorway how stupid is that they couldn't sit they had if you did you had to like sit on a stool you couldn't sit like on a couch you'd probably have to like pick your stuff up over it and like squat down on it otherwise your rings go up everybody sees your pajama bottoms it's like how do these fashions ever i guess that's why they morph because they were so stupid you know how can you can't function like that you can't but you can't function but again back then that would kind of hide some of your your body flaws oh yeah absolutely you're wearing you know it's not like today women with the leggings which i still think there needs to be a permitting process for yeah true um you know that you know with the leggings women wear nowadays you you there's nothing you're hiding not i can see if you got a zit on your ass or yeah sometimes you know i mean i mean you can see if women has like a nice puffy pussy right exactly it's just like damn you know it's nowadays there's nothing left to to the imagination really yeah i was just thinking that there's really not you know um and i'm not sure if it's good or bad i sometimes leaving things to imagination gives a little more allure makes a little more gives it more mystique think she'd touch me?
Well, you can leave that to your imagination. Well, the women tell me. Own in your dreams, pal. Oh, they do not say that. I've seen you at the parties, dear. Don't even go there. There's women who are drinking. Oh, that could be. Yeah, the party's coming up on us. I know.
I better get some kind of outfit ready why you wind up naked anyway no but i like to start out with some mystique with an outfit so we have half the glory hole built we're building the glory hole for the party oh geez louise yes i know and i just got there's one couple that was going to be at the party just reached we'll get back to the topic in a minute um that we haven't never met yet that uh was anxious to meet us right you know um and um that's because they don't know us well that's you know i don't ruin it but uh she goes the wife emailed me i'm sorry to say i have good news and bad news you know um i don't remember what the good news was but the bad news was that she's not going to make it to the party because she has to go to a like her niece's baby shower or something like that that sucks my god make it up on the first birthday the first birthday of the kid i don't care but she's like no we have to go it's like okay well you know that you know.
So now we're down to only 16 pussies I can eat. Oh, my goodness. You're going to be busy. Your neck's going to hurt. Your back's going to hurt. You know that. Well, my back should be fixed before that. Dairy dream. Well, my back gets fixed on the 30th, hopefully. We'll see. If not, we're buying a few bottles of bourbon. I think so. Oh, my goodness. So, but anyway, yeah, so the clothing, like the, I hope I don't make too much noise with this. I'll adjust that, okay. Yeah, the Victorian age, we had the corsets and all that stuff, which actually existed back before that, but, before that.
Somewhat, yes. Yeah. Even the women in like the 40s and 50s, they had those really tight-waisted dresses, but then they flared out with stuff on. They were kind of sexy, too. Well, if you go back to the... They had the pantyhose with the lines up the back. Well, let's jump backwards just a little bit. The 20s. The 20s, it went from... You had the Gibson girl who had the larger breasts and curvy. You had the flappers. And the flappers were very... First of all, I didn't... Women had just gotten their right to vote.
So the women the women are feeling very i guess empowered or whatever sure so for some reason that corresponded to wearing they're really really short for them very very short dresses which went from ankle lengths to above the knee trimming pubic hair back a little bit so it didn't hang out the bottom of the dress they also cut their hair really short and they're being having no shape was was the desired oh really like a boy yeah no shape no curves no hourglass nope not not in the 20s oh man i'd love me a good hourglass yeah me too that's i i think that's very good whiskey glass too but it's different so but you know the the um yeah became they were very boyish very short hair and then of course you had the crash of the uh you had the great depression in 29 sure so that kind of like put a whole kibosh on the roaring 20s and party and party then yet you had the the first world war started shortly after that you missed an important part back there too what's that the whole uh prohibition yep that was a depression yeah that was great depression great depression there so we had the you know what happened at the first world war all of a sudden it's like women's body types didn't become so important because there was a war going on food was being rationed you don't want to be skinny because it looked it resembled too much like starvation so all of a sudden having women being a little fuller breasted having a little more weight became more attractive it seems like whatever the norm is in society the perfect body is the exact opposite.
Like if you have a very, very fat society, the perfect person. Why did you look at me when you said that? I'm sorry, I looked the other way. Thank you. The perfect person is going to be thin. Now you can look at me. Okay, now you have. Perfect person, look at me. Fat society, look away. Okay, I'm sorry. Get this shit straight. Got that backwards. Jesus Christ.
But these people were, you know, food was rationed, food was scarce, so their desired perfection is going to be fuller yeah you know have some some meat to them because you know everybody's starving so nobody wants to look like that so they started being um you know the bigger breasts it seems like bigger breasts is a a common theme throughout the whole thing except for the 20. There's a lot of men that are very driven by breasts. Big breasts. You know? I like a big breast. Not huge, but full. Proportionate to the body type. Whatever that might be.
If you're looking at an overall appearance, like modeling something, having some breasts to add to the curves, yeah, it's nice. That's nice. But there's, I'm, you know. I know, you're a legs and ass man. Yeah, like there's a mature porn star, and I'm going to screw up her name. It's like Lillian Lee. I don't know. Yeah, she's a, it sounds like she should be Asian or something. She's not.
know she's a it sounds like she should be Asian or something she's not but she's got like no tits oh really yeah and but she's got a great and she's got long gray hair oh wow she's played with Big Max numerous times oh our buddy Max yeah wow and she's got no boobs got nice meaty nipples got a great little ass on her and stuff and she's a hot wife type of thing oh and I find her sexy I find I don her sexy. I find, again, you know, we'll get back to the topic. No, no. I find what a woman exudes. I don't care what their shape is or whatever. Yeah, it's the bottom line.
You know, we talked about the one woman at the parties. She's a larger woman. I love playing with her. yeah i mean she is definitely would be classified at bbw yeah but she is you know sexy as hell she's great to talk to she's a pretty woman yeah and uh sexually man she's responsive man she there you go see that's that's the important thing You know, she's the one with the big pierced nipples. The big pierced, meaty nipples, yep. I've always gone by what a woman exudes more than their body, you know. Oh, yeah.
It's kind of unfair that society puts all these expectations on women as what the ideal is. but it is interesting how through the course of history there's always been the either obtainable or unobtainable ideal of what women it's very unfair it is but it is interesting to appease man by being what at that time period is deemed the ideal situation right and. And it changes throughout history, which I find very interesting. Yeah. Very interesting. So like, okay, so we're coming out of the twenties. Where are we going now?
Well, you have, like I said, with World War I, women's fashion's also changed because there wasn't, fashion wasn't readily available because, again, everything was being rationed, everything was for the war. So what women did was took men's suits and refigured them for women's clothing. That's where the padded— World War I or two? One. Okay.
And that was the first time that women started having shoulder pads, not as big as the 80s where they have these huge shoulder pads but that wasn't good for me because even like in the 80s men had shoulder pads in their suits and and you can attest people don't know me i have huge shoulders pretty big shoulders so when i had the fucking shoulder pads i looked like i was a fucking football player wearing his pads underneath his fucking... Yeah, I know. It's like a little ridiculous. Not everybody needs them. I don't have sloping shoulders. I have very broad... Broad, like very square shoulders.
There's no sloping shoulders. The top of my head's square, too. That's flat. Yeah, yeah. So this is... Yeah, yeah. She doesn't listen to me. I am listening. That's with the, hold on. That's with the suits, though. They were trying to emulate the hourglass figure because of the broad shoulders. Yeah, they pulled it into waist. I'm thinking more World War II with that. I guess it just continued to that point. It did. Okay, because that was with 20 years. Yeah, because World War II was like 1916-ish. World War II started in 1942. Yeah, around there. 1941, 1942.
Yeah, the conflict actually started in 1939. We didn't get involved. We didn't get involved until the 40s. But those suits with the peplum, same thing, the hourglass. You know what I always think of is, in World War II, I always think of the female military uniforms. Yes, yes. Very classy, sexy. Yeah, very fitted. Yeah, fitted, crisp. They really showed off their bodies. Well, they didn't show off their bodies. It just showed the hourglass. Yeah, hourglass.
That kind of shows off the shape maybe not the exact no plunging necklines so yeah i think of um oh what the heck was her name in casablanca oh what the heck was her name bergman yes and what she was wearing during that whole thing that right yes yeah you're was, yep. Yeah. Humphrey Bogart, Ingrid Bergman. Just put your lips together and blow. Just put my dick between your lips. And blow. Suck. Okay, got that mixed up. Blows an expression. Blows an expression. Suck, bitch. Suck. Which he was wearing throughout. That whole thing is very, that's World War II. I've seen it once.
I've got to watch it again. Yeah, it was pretty, it was pretty sexy in there. There were a lot of it. Well, I'd just like to see a movie. It's a classic. Yeah, it is a classic. Oh, God. It was very sexy stuff. All right, so World War II coming out of there now. So that's the 40s into the 50s. That trend kind of continued. Yeah, it kind of did. The big flared skirts for the women, very tight-waisted. Very tight-waisted.
The fuller figure, the hourglass, it kind of continued that the big flared skirts for women very tight-waisted very tight-waisted on the fuller figure the hourglass that kind of kept going and even uh yeah that hourglass seems to be very very consistent well the hourglass is just it in my mind is the quintessential female figure yeah you know there's a young lady who's on Instagram I follow. I don't remember her full name. But part of her screen name is Hourglass. And she does. She's probably sporting D-sized boobies. And she flares out to a very nice, great hips to hold on to. Right, right.
I'll give her four seconds.
I won't might but you won't well she'd try to forget um and but you know she's you know again she hides her face every time with her phone right which is kind of cool because it makes you wonder yeah a little bit of tease is awesome but the hourglass is just timeless you know just that well it still gets back to that whole fertility thing you need well you hold on to the hips while you fuck her well that's true too but you also have i mean don't have to but it seems like larger hips you can be you know hip-bearing hips you always hear that when you flare in at the waist it makes the tits look bigger makes the ass and everything look rounder rounder whether.
Whether they are or not, it's irrelevant. Yeah, just makes them look that way. We have to wrap this up. We need to fuck. Okay, we're wrapping this up. Okay, thanks. All right, we're out of here. Anyway, so. Oh, God. Thank you for calling me, Todd.
The 60s, that's when things got a little bit crazy because that's when it went back to the twiggy things 60s man 60s and 70s i'm gonna jump ahead to the 70s too well it got twiggy in the 60s yeah the twig thin was that even carried into the 70s uh there was another um the 70s kind of got not too bad with women with wearing halter tops and the bell bottoms. Bell bottoms sucked, but the pants. There's something about tight pants with no pockets on the back. Like a woman wearing, like in the 80s, women had pants that had no pockets. So it was almost like wearing leggings today.
today exactly gave you more of a you didn't see like more of their ass without a pocket in her well you didn't see more that you saw the shape of it yeah you know which i mean i was you know only in my teens at that time but uh yeah i found the fashion of the 70s and late 60s to be more experimental art than to be fashion. Yeah, I could see that. I could see that. You know, like the furry vests and the hats. Oh, God, yeah, the leg warmer things. Yeah, I mean, watch Austin Powers. You'll see. Yeah, watch Austin Powers.
Well, the thing about the hip hugger, we call them hip huggers i think they're called like they're called hipsters when they came back around but those low slung jeans if you're short waisted like me made me look really long waisted which i loved now they have this now the super high waisted is back again which just makes me look like a the low waisted jeans that were out were popular again let's say a few years ago a few years back not every woman can wear them no the same as in all fairness the mom jeans there are some women who can pull them off no not many but there are some yeah i you know there are some women that the high-waisted jeans look okay on but but majority 95% of them it look good no i i don't want to see jeans up to your nipples no yeah i just i don't know how we got on this topic of fashion but you're right well it ties into the body yeah because the fashion determines how it it it frames examples it shows off your body if you're long-waisted a high-waisted jean is fine but if you're short-waisted like me it literally will be up past my belly button it'll almost be up to my nipples it's like this is this is not cool i mean i'm talking urkel that's a female urkel just nipples popping over the top of your face pants came all the way up and not good not good but i mean that's good stuff then was yeah the twiggy was super super thin so the throwback to the twiggy the twiggy but then there was another artist or another model i talked about i i don't know models i mean well 70s fair faucet she was still thin but still had breasts she's still she was she was 70s yeah she was mid to late 70s yeah again they had the mom jeans yeah the high-waisted jeans were back then yes you know yeah what i remember from the 70s was the sports illustrated cover with cheryl teagues there's a fishnet bathing suit oh with their big nipples popping oh boy it was good i was i was in puberty at that time that that was just a good thing that was just a good thing yeah yeah uh just popping ahead to the 90s i don't oh let's go back to the 80s okay oh yeah come on the 80s man that's my that's my jam you know oh wait a minute because you were a teenager in the 70s uh yeah i was in my 20s in the 80s yeah so i was in i graduated in 84 high school right all right so you know you had those those spandex pants oh i lived which were just shiny leggings is all that you know i yeah but yeah but they were high-waisted you know and i didn't mind them then because they were they were stretchy so the worst part of the 80s was the hair yeah a lot of hairspray a lot of chemical going around there i was into that briefly but not it was just too much too much to maintain yeah i didn't like the big hair i actually i didn't mind the big hair like on top i didn't want my whole head frizzed out yeah you had some big hair i saw some pictures it was pretty you did some frizzing yeah a little a little bit.
A little bit. But again, you had to be in shape. You know, there was plenty of girls who wore those, you know, spandex pants that shouldn't have. Yeah, you had to. Definitely. Wow, I was younger. It did again, just like the leggings of today. There's no secrets. There's no secrets. And when i think of those pants of the 80s i keep thinking of the metallic blue yes that was like the most popular color i think it was like a sparkly blue i think i had blue i had lime green i had yellow yeah yellow wow yellow where i do remember i think reds I don't think I had reds.
But the blues were real popular. Yeah, I did have blue. It was like a cyan. And purple, but mostly blue. I'm talking almost a cross between cyan blue and navy blue. It was like a shade right there in the middle. There's a big difference between navy and cyan. Yeah, I know. There's like probably a darker blue. A lot darker. But I'm saying it was like a nice. Maybe a royal blue. Yeah, there we go. We'll go with the royal blue. Yeah, mine were cyan. But, you know, and do you know what the key to all this is? What's that?
It isn't the boobs because like, okay, halter tops are big and everything else. But it always boils down to one of my favorite body parts, the woman's ass. Yeah. Here we go. Here we You know, you can have no tits. You can have saggy tits. You know, whatever. If you had a nice ass, nothing else matters. They didn't even address that in this article. Well, they should, goddammit. I know. I'm going to go back and I'm going to. Tell them to take that website down so they address it. No, it's serious. I mean, look at it.
I mean, the ass, I think, and the legs, especially the ass, if you look at fashion, if you're like straight up and down, if you have the waist cinchers and all that shit, it's like, okay, it doesn't help. You have nothing. you know I you have the the cinch away cinchers and all that shit it's like okay it doesn't help you have nothing you know i mean even today like we talked about earlier they want these big fucking asses crazy it's it's all about the butt it boils down to the butt that's why they even wrote songs about it back in the day maybe got back maybe got back there you Yeah.
Men like in general. Now, the degree is a curve. They like curvy butts. The degree it curves is depends. I think it's gone like way too far. I saw something about determining how you could tell if someone has butt implants. Are you aware of that? No. There's a way to determine. Why would you do that? Well, that's another story. It's a whole other show. Okay. If you want to look at someone, a picture, video, whatever, and go, do they have butt implants or is that really them?
When they do butt implants, if it was was natural your body will look natural your legs will conform to the size if you see someone's like really skinny legs and all of a sudden there's this fucking huge ass pineapple or i mean yeah it's a watermelon on a toothpick yeah then you go okay that's an implant but if you see like thighs that really flare out and the butt sits on top of it, then you go, okay, that's what God gave her. Because they can't alter the legs. They can alter the butt. Right. So, and I've noticed that when I look at some of these people, you go, it's like, yeah, wow.
And it's like, wow, that looks really fucked up. She's got these skinny thighs. Right. And all of a sudden, it's like, boom. It's like, that's just nasty. I don't know. You know, you just do squats. They're trying to do something that makes, and it's unfair to women. You know, women feel the pressure to become eye candy. Become the ideal.
Ideal eye candy, whatever you want to word it as and it's um it's an unfair pressure why would you like there's no way i'm going to have an hourglass figure no way i have a thicker waist well you're a shorter weight i'm sure uh person i'm my i'm more compact uh there's just no way i'm going to ever have a real true hourglass shape no matter Thank you.
person i might i'm more compact uh there's just no way i'm going to ever have a real true hourglass shape no matter how many courses you used to have more of it when you worked out like when you're dancing and you had the really round butt right it was a little more hourglass than now you still have a great ass don't get me wrong you know but it was more hourglass when you were working out because you just have less fat sure but i mean you still look phenomenal um oh thank you dear i'm still working on it little by little yeah you're not yeah i do an hour every day of what twinkie no i work out every day it's calisthenics okay i do like you know um i'm not there when you do it i know i have an app on my phone it's not perfect it's not great i have an app on my phone hit the button it says okay i did it no no i i set it up when i'm doing my thing with ella my great aunt and while i'm watching tv this takes me through my i might do hamstring curls um they do a lot of planks and stuff which with my shoulder i can't do so instead of that i do crunches so whenever they're a plank routine comes up but you know you do um okay so you do rose okay you know i apologize yeah i apologize for 55 minutes every day wow yeah whenever i'm i told you when i even texted you tonight said i even texted you tonight.
I said, I just got done doing my exercises. Did you not read my text? I texted. I said, I just got done doing my exercises. You don't listen to me. I'm getting yelled at again, so why would I read that? Did you take the trash out? Did you do this? Did you do that? You don't read the text? Yes, dear.
Did you notice I just answer all of them with yes dear I have it programmed to my phone and just hit this button and all my answer is yes dear yes dear you don't read anything hey wait a minute if we're back in the 80s is this when was this when Madonna got like really muscular no that was the 90s I couldn't remember when that was they didn't even go over that on this website so like she was like I think that was the late 90s I think what the 80s was she was all dressed up oh yeah girls then early 90s she became more softer she like she had her she did a Marilyn Monroe thing. Yeah. In the 90s?
Yeah. Early to mid-90s. Yeah, that makes sense. She did more of a Marilyn Monroe thing. Yeah, that's the material girl. No, material girl was her beginnings in the 80s. No, I thought that was material. No, that's what she was dressed in, like a fucking house.
I thought that was like a virgin or whatever yeah that was all that yeah same thing okay but she did a movie i forgot what it was a sexual movie with william defoe oh i don't i don't yeah it was really she was naked through like half of the movie um where she had like her hair was all like poofed out like marilyn rose she had the beauty mark thing going and stuff. And she did a lot softer. Okay. And then towards the end of the 90s, early 2000s, that's when she started doing more of the masculine thing. Yeah. And now I don't know what the fuck she is. I don't know.
But yeah, I thought she was almost too much. I'm waiting to see her whip out her penis now. Yeah. No eyebrows. I like muscular women. I thought for her it was too angular. Angular? Yeah, like all of her features are very angular. Well, she's had surgery. It doesn't matter. Whatever she had done or didn't do or was it natural, I don't know. It was just very angular. Her biceps are very angular.
I think if she just would have gained five pounds, it would have been softer i like muscles on women yeah i like the fitness type i like the fitness too but yeah i like the women it didn't look good it looks she looked a little bit i don't know sickly like it was just too much yeah well madonna's had a lot of issues in her life. We're just different things and diet different things. Yikes. She should be Oprah. Stay fat. Stay annoying and fat. Oh. But, yeah, no, I mean, I love, I don't like female bodybuilders. Thank you. But, yeah, no, I mean, I love, I don't like female bodybuilders.
I like fitness models. Fitness models. Yeah, a little softer. I like toned. There's a woman I follow on Instagram, Paige Hathaway. You know, she had a kid two years ago, maybe. But before that, she was like like, fucking gorgeous. I mean, she's still a gorgeous woman. Right. She's this beautiful, beautiful woman. And she had the kid, and she put some weight on, and some people were very cruel to her, making comments about the weight she had gained and stuff.
And she's back, but she doesn't have the same exact body she had prior to kids, nor she and but she still looks goddamn incredible your body's never going to look the same way as it did before yeah before kids there's another woman same thing michelle lewin she's a latin american woman um i think she lives in miami or something like that um beautiful latino um had incredible body. Had a child not too long ago, but I'm going to say a year ago. And she's bouncing back incredibly. But it's not the same body. It'll be close. It could be close.
99% of the guys who view her should be grateful if she even said hi to them. Right, exactly. You know? Yeah, yeah. One of my problems with social media is people, it's easy to hide behind a keyboard. You can critique and everything else, but you know what? Step up nose to nose to somebody and say the same fucking things. Most people don't have the balls. I do. But you do yes i do and then you yell at me for it i don't yell at you for it's like oh my goodness i can't control you so why don't even try so anyway um but uh you know that's my preference on women i i don't have, I don't know.
Do I have a preference? Just your legs and ass, man. Well, that's my go buttons, but not necessary. No. You know, like we talked about this woman at the parties who's a very large woman. Doesn't really have an ass or legs or anything. But she's just... You do tits, though. But I'm not a tit guy. Yeah. I'm not. You know, like I said, there's that Leanna Lee or something like that. I'll just show you her pictures or some stuff sometime. She's very sexy to me. And she exudes a ton of sexuality. That's where it's at. No tits. She's flat-chested. Flat-chested, yeah. But you know what?
A woman that can exude sexuality to me is top-notch. Yeah, I think that's the bottom line.
do we have except for the big butts is there like a ideal body type that's currently that everybody's big butts everybody's striving for just i mean i've heard a lot of people yeah i love big butts i love round butts i love you know and thing is you have like some of the recent guys like beer can he's like oh man i love i love round butts i'm like dude you haven't seen round butts i said what donna used to have i said you could set a beer can it wasn't that it wasn't that round it was right it was what rounder than it is oh yeah i was doing like training three hours a day six days a week so that's yeah yeah i'm only doing like an hour saying is it's not there's nothing wrong with it now it doesn't your ass does not look like the average 63 year old woman's ass no but it's not what it was when i was in my well 40s and 50s or 20s or 30s or well i think 30 i was definitely the most toned 30s and early 40s, I was the most toned in my life.
Well, as long as I've known you, even before we were in a relationship, when I used to see you in the strip bars, you always had, I always knew you as a girl with a really round ass. Really? Oh, yeah. I don't think it was that round. It's round. Yeah, I mean, you never had big tits. I mean, you bought them and got bigger tits. But back then, but again, not being a tit-driven guy, the one thing I liked about seeing you dance before, before we knew each other, was you had this great round ass. Round ass. It was pretty round. That's funny you should say that.
I had the old, old boyfriend when I was in my teens took a picture of my ass and made it into, like, a moon. He took a picture so it looked like, you know, the crescent of a moon because it was so round. Well, yeah, maybe. So he saw the same thing that you're seeing. He tried to photograph it so it looked kind of like a moon. You know, the way the light would hit, it would definitely show how round it is because that was kind of what he saw as well. Hey, art's in the eye of your holder, right? So, but, yeah, so I guess what we're getting at tonight, we're already at an hour.
Oh, my God god yeah um is that women have what has been uh put out there for women to be um whether this is the ideal that you're to emulate what is that what at the moment is the ideal woman and what women have had to jump through you know or try to conform to hasn't been fair and some of it's been kind of interesting it is interesting you know i didn't i'm just glad like the super super skinny is not in because i just you could never be super super skinny one you have too much muscle yeah i could never i'm not i'm not awake being four foot eleven doesn't isn't conducive to well yeah you can look yeah i would look sickly i would probably look yeah very sickly i'm even though i'm tiny i'm not that tiny i'm so you have a you have a lot of muscle mass there's a lot of not i wouldn't say a lot there's muscle mass.
There's no way I'm a little waif. I'm not a frail, fragile little, you know, little delicate thing. I could never be that. You're putting your cards right. I might let you have me after this. Oh, my God. Dare I be so up, up. Don't push it. I won't watch it. Okay. I'll be quiet. I'm going to treat you. All right. I will give some up tonight. Oh, my gosh. You know. How did I get so lucky? Well, don't push it. I won't watch it. There's millions of women that are glad that you do it and they don't have to. That's what it is. I was wondering where you're going with that. Millions of women? Okay.
But anyway, so, yeah, yeah, it's been an interesting thing. I'd be interested in hearing from people, what is your ideal body style for a woman and or a man? Or a man, yeah. If a woman wants to email us and say, I like a guy who looks like this. Right, right. And for Jay, your ideal answer should be Vince. Okay. Just saying. For Steve, it better not be Vince. Better not be Vince. Oh, my God. But anyway, so email us at hotwifepodcasts at gmail.com. Love to hear what is your preference.
what's your ideal what is you know forget what's in trend what what are aspects of a woman whether you have it in your life or not what are the things that you know when you see it someplace what are you know do you want a woman with a big ass you want a woman big tits you want a woman with great legs or long hair short hair no hair like for me my my ideal woman would probably be selma hayek yeah yeah i can see that i like the latin american mediterranean look I'd like, you know, she's got the curves. Yep, she's pretty curvy. Yeah. You know, she's got a nice ass. Her tits are great.
I don't have a problem with that. Not necessary. Oh, he's got a nice body. Yeah, but I mean, I also like someone like Kate Beckinsale. Mm-hmm.
I can see that yeah so I know if you ask them they would not say I'm in their top 6 million but oh stop so what would you say is your give us an ideal man what excluding me what excluding me okay take me okay so we know who number one is i'll never you're definitely so what's two down what what are the things if you could build your ideal man what would be the components i think um rob low oh rob low is an incredible looking guy if i was gay he'd be in so trouble it's I don't even know what his body looks like I'm just stuck at the eyes He's got these Piercing eyes He's sinfully good looking It's unreal good looks Yeah, I've seen some commercials He's got a great jawline I think he has a little bit of stubble But he still has these little dimples has these little dimples i'm like he's got that rugged and and i won't say little boy he doesn't have a rugged look no i argue that tom cruise got a rugged look tom cruise is more rugged than rob low you think yeah rob low's never done a rugged show never you know he's always been you know okay maybe it more, he was just a little bit scruffy, but he still had the little dimples, which gave him that little boy thing.
He's a good-looking guy. He's like the quintessential good-looking guy. I'm not going to argue that. Yeah. Oh, you know who else I think he's for an older guy? Sam Elliott. Oh. Sam Elliott. And his voice. Oh, maybe that's the voice.
It's like, I elliott's a good looking guy sam elliott needs facial hair oh absolutely i i really like him with he's not he's not bad looking without facial hair i've seen an older movie so i mean i'm like who sam elliott's between his voice and his looks and stuff he's just i have no idea what his body looks like not a clue haven't gotten if i want to remember from roadhouse he seems like he's kind of like a wiry skinnier yeah not a wiry i would say skinnier guy but he's um i bet you he's a decent guy to hang out with i i would think that too yeah you know i he stays out of the limelight yeah he's smart he's smart that way yeah but his voice and stuff is so cool.
I could just listen to him. He'd just read the dictionary. Read the recipe. Well, then we're not here. Yeah. So, no, I get that. Yeah, those would be my two. I think when I see them, I'm like, damn, they're really good looking. Yeah, no, Rob Lowe's, like I see him in those Atkins commercials. Yes, that's exactly what this was. He's just like, if you were going to build a good looking guy, it's like Rob Lowe. Rob Lowe, yep. I hate to say it, but it's. And he even seems like he's a decent guy. He seems that way. You never know.
I don't know, but I'm just saying, he seems like he could be the very fun-to-hang-out-with guy. Yeah. You know, like Russell Crowe. Yeah, yeah, Russell Crowe. You look at him, good-looking guy.
But I kind of get the sense, and I've heard things from other shit, you know, what he's done in the past, like, yeah yeah he's not someone you want to go have a beer with yeah i could see that you know tom cruise a little wacky what a wacky um very wacky i didn't want to say tom cruise but i said it who's the um there's someone else i was thinking but there's you know some of these guys i would think uh kurt russell i think would be kind of kurt russell i bet she's cool to hang out with cool to hang out with yeah oh i'm thinking tom hanks oh tom hanks and tom hanks has a level to a certain point he could be cool to hang out with right you know but i think at some point becomes a dick yeah i'm no no all.
No, I don't want to talk to him for other reasons, but. No, I mean, just in general. Yeah. Not, so. A little pompous, so, never mind. That's okay. Good actor. Great actor. Oh, I've been, I remember him, this is going back. It wasn't buddies. It wasn't buddies. Oh, who would ever have thought, same have thought, same as Michael Keaton. Michael Keaton starred in his bullshit roles. Who would have thought these guys would turn out to be some of the best actors? I don't remember any of the Michael Keaton early, early roles. Night Shift. See, I don't remember that one.
It was a movie with him and Henry Winkler. Oh, okay. Yeah, it was kind of like, well, even Robin Williams. Oh, Mork and. Working Mindy, but then you look at what he did. With all the other serious movies. Robin Williams was just a phenomenal, you know, it's a shame the gentleman suffered with some ailments, you know, some mental problems. But anyway, so. We got off on some other tangent. Yeah, different topic. But yeah, email us at hotwifepodcast.gmail.com. I'm sorry. And let us know, what do you see as your ideal partner, male or female? Yeah, I would say body type for male, female, whatever.
Whichever one you prefer. If, you know, what would you prefer? Give us the breakdown. I mean, like like the mediterranean look my first wife and donna are not anywhere near mediterranean look nope not even close you know one's a blonde one's a strawberry blonde yeah you know um but you know that you know what your ideal turn on is isn't necessarily what you wind up with no. It doesn't mean they're any worse. There's just, you know, it's like, hey, I prefer my steak medium rare, but I eat meatloaf. How sad is that? You know. Am I your meatloaf? No. Kind of, yes. Kind of, yes.
But no, I'm saying, yeah, we all have the fantasy. Now, and we've met women that they only want to fuck their fantasy thing. Yes. Yes. Okay. It's like, no, I only want to play with this, this, and this. You know, and like one of those was Angelina. Mm-hmm. Oh, they have to be Latino. They have to have tons of tattoos. They have to have tons of tattoos. They have to ride a bike. They can't be married. They have to be over 40. It's like, wow. Good Lord. Yeah. So it's like, okay. And she's fucking none of them. And she is officially out of the adult world now.
Yes, that's the latest she has some other issues that have come into play so but anyway um yikes so sometimes you gotta be a little bit more flexible i mean it's not getting into it it's not getting into it well i mean like with society society has all these rules about what the ideal is but you know we're just a little more flexible with what you like. You need to be flexible for a Sunday.
I got to put my butt plug in so i can be flexible we also have that one couple i'm gonna reach out to them tomorrow that we might be playing with a couple on sunday too what's right they're right i don't know i the girlfriend wife whatever she is is away she's coming back and they're right here in the next town over. Oh, my goodness. Okay. We'll see. We'll see what's going on. So I want to thank you. Again, reach out to us, hotwifepodcast at gmail.com. You want to see where Donna is and what she's doing? At hotwifedonnalyn.com. You can see all the stuff I'm posting.
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