Exploring New Horizons

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. Hello, everybody, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife wife podcast and i'm afraid to say i'm here with my wonderful husband vince i'm protesting i think we need to change it to hi i'm vince and welcome to my podcast and i'm here with my wonderful wife donna lynn oh okay i think i need equal time i think you do should we start out we start out with that little thing that I saw on Twitter about the Hot Wife podcast? The good one or bad ones? It was a good one. Come on, it was good, it was good.

I was just scrolling through Twitter. I put up a post and a blog, you know, go through that stuff. And I found on there, I waited, I had to put old lady glasses on here to read you. That's selling a sex appeal. Oh, I know. That's selling it. Yeah, look at my old lady glasses. Woo, yeah. Let me move my walker. Hey, come on. I can be, anything can be kinky, Vince. Anything. Anything can be kinky. Well, wait, hang on. You sit there and tell me I'm not sexy. Oh, you are sexy. Yeah, in a dark room with a lot of alcohol. A lot of alcohol. Now, hold on.

I was just scrolling through Twitter, and I come across this retweet from an erotic author. Her name is Natalie Hawthorne, and she retweeted this, and I quote, The Hot Wife Podcast by Donna Lynn, at Donna Lynn, DLynn8660, and her, quote, wonderful husband is not for everybody, but a hilarious, outspoken, raunchy, sweet, and informative look behind closed doors. Do you really think we're raunchy? Well, I think I was the wonderful part. You're definitely the wonderful part. Okay. My job is to fulfill the wonderful husband. Oh, you are so wonderful. That's all I have to do.

I just sit here and be oh you are so wonderful oh and the eye candy that i you know i look across and i i got a face for podcast you know there's nobody on who listens to this podcast that could tell me i'm ugly that's because i've never i mean uh no dear you see me that's on my point exactly yeah and you'll see no part of me in any one of her videos not even at hotwife donalyn.com so yeah there's a lot i'm the cameraman 110 100 yeah it's really funny um when i chat with people even people we played with, they're like, oh, doesn't Vince get involved?

Oh, wait, wait, there is some video of me in it. Oh, what? Yeah, there's a picture. There's a video of me smoking a cigar. You only see my hand and stuff. You see your hand and a cigar. And hear my voice. Like you're tired of hearing that shit already. Oh, look at you. You porn star, you. I don't have to brag, man.

Oh, that hard, long cigar how i would be calling anytime yeah so that whole little twitter thing like made my day that was great thank you appreciate the good uh review that was awesome yeah i appreciate that hilarious raunchy okay i guess you're a bit raunchy aren't we i mean to some people's taste yeah i guess we are for us it'sy, aren't we? I mean, to some people's taste, sure. Yeah, I guess we are. For us, it's every fucking day, you know? Yeah. Yes, it pretty much is. And I embrace it. Of course, a topic tonight, people are going to go, yeah, raunchy. Yeah, that's raunchy, yeah.

Yeah, that goes beyond raunchy, yeah. Sometimes, yeah. It pushes my limits. I'll call it raunchy. Yeah. Going to introduce the topic, my dear. It's your show. Oh, no. I'm just a wonderful husband. Okay. This show is entitled Going Into New Horizons, Potentially. Potentially. You'll see what we mean by that in a second. And we're not selling Amway. No, we're definitely not selling Amway or any of those pyramid schemes that have been around. We're still not asking you for money. No, absolutely not. Okay, let me just start. We are asking you to go.

Whichever venue you listen to the podcast, please click follow. Please like some of the shows. It just helps us get higher ratings and stuff. Gives a little traction. Yeah, that's it. It doesn't cost you anything but a couple seconds. We really appreciate it if you enjoy the show or even remotely like the show. I don't even follow us. I'm asking you to do it. I got lead from the front there, motherfucker. Something like that. Okay.

Well, this topic is something that we've been, the last few weeks have been just you we're going like a whole different direction which is crazy for us well sexually hang on let's back it up and talk about how some of um your acquaintances i mean there are friends now but their acquaintances right have kind of all really now they feel comfortable with you started expressing other desires they'd like to experience yeah we'll go with that one i was gonna say letting the freak out of the fucking closet but okay that's pretty well yours is a little more politically correct that's all right that's cool well it may not be that freaky.

The more we talk to people, the more people are into it. I'm pretty vanilla, so yeah, it's freaky. Okay. What we're talking about in this instance is pegging. I have more men asking me to peg them. Hey, even the one playmate we had from how many years ago? He's been telling me he wants to be pegged. Oh, man, if I wasn't so far away, I'd have you come. And you can peg me. And I'm like, oh, I'm not. The barber. The young man was a barber. Oh, yeah, that was the first one. Yeah, he was like, oh. Yeah, that was the first one. Yeah, and you know, he cracks me up. It's like, I tell him.

Yeah, he went from being. Like normal vanilla to like freak on a leash hey gotta be true to yourself and i support that yeah i mean this is what they find yeah you know what in all fairness as much as i joke around and say some shit that i think is fucked up and it is come on no i i think there's the outspoken part of the uh podcast yeah everybody yeah everybody needs to be true themselves man if you have desires and stuff as long as long as everyone is consenting end of age do you have fucking desires that are fucking with children and shit like that? You need to do one of two things.

Check yourself into a mental institution or take your own life. I'm not even shy about that last part. Oh boy. If you want to harm children, I'm sorry. Harming anybody is uncool. You don't want to harm anyone, but harming children, I'm sorry. I get really violent with that shit. It's not cool. That's not cool. But I've had more and more instances of guys. Yeah, I mean, guys that want to experiment in different ways. Sure. And stuff like that. And again, we're not done with this topic because we have some women that we're talking to. Oh, let's just keep going.

Well, let's just stick with the men thing. Yeah, and the pegging because I went out and I got myself a strapless strapple, which I have not even put on or in. You have to... Explain how that works before you just kind of confuse me. I mean, I know how it works, but...

Yeah, it's strapless because it actually goes into my vagina so you can wear it with evening gowns and just you know yeah yeah it's strapless without having straps i'm sorry but yeah it goes into your vagina there's all kinds of i know so i get pleasure as i'm pegging what happens if you don't have a vagina i think it can go into the rectum it well. It's not something a guy could use with another guy. I think it's, yeah, I think so. No, the guy's, his dick would be in the way, no. Oh, yeah, his dick would be in the way. Unless he's hung like me. Then, yeah, there's no problem at all.

I mean, no. Oh, honey, you're huge. Come on. Ouch. Choke on it, bitch.

Wow, no, oh honey you're huge come on it sounds like it no okay by the way that bourbon's not so great oh sorry yeah listen it's an everyday today's bourbon of choice is i bought a bottle of yellowstone and you're not like um it's okay oh it's not not floating your boat not a wow not tickling your fancy i'm a big bourbon fan who not stroking your balls no not even gentle liquor okay i mean i'll drink it of course you'll drink it oh my god oh it tastes like battery acid but what the hell some days i'm in the topic but um yeah so um hey it's not whatnot right hell yeah well with i'm actually intrigued by pegging i'm i'm very nervous tomorrow i have a gentleman and he he i will not be his first so he's going to actually be teaching me how to peg him so that should be interesting so it's going to be more of a learning and instructional video which i think can be interesting okay you're looking at me like your eyes are glazing over like yeah if i said i was looking forward to videotaping this i'd be lying then just just put a freaking camera it's got to be done with multiple views of course it does yeah and it doesn't automatically Someone has to sit here and freaking camera up.

No, it's got to be dealt with multiple views. Of course it does. Yeah, and it doesn't automatically switch. Someone has to sit here and look at it and switch. He's rubbing his eyes. He's like, oh, my head, it hurts. Too bad, get over it, bitch. You're not the one doing it. There will be bourbon consumed. I don't care. Before, during, and after. I think it's, I'm nervous, but I think it's going to be fun. I'm nauseous. It could be. Well, our playmate, or my playmate, he's very, very nice. Yes, and he's only yours. He's like, he goes, don't worry, it's my ass.

And I'm like, yeah, but I don't want to hurt you. I've never said that in any context. I can't think of a sentence where I would ever need to say don't worry it's my ass well especially the don't worry part yeah exactly the don't worry part it's like i know this has never said ever in any context except that's my ass don't worry no don't worry about it it's my ass other than just now. Don't worry about it. It's my ass. Other than just now. Oh, my God. So that's one horizon that we're going to be exploring, which would be really interesting.

And again, I want to come back and say, for those of people who are interested in it or have it done and like it or whatever, that's great.

It's just, you know, it's like the broccoli of sex not everyone can like broccoli okay and i get that i love broccoli i don't like something jammed in my ass i like broccoli you don't want broccoli jammed in your ass no i didn't say that cauliflower no but broccoli and anyway you can get into your body we start with string beans work we have to broccoli and not the whole head one floor at a time the french cut string beans are like a half of a half yeah and we'll get to broccoli it's one floor at a time not the whole fucking head okay wuss okay okay this goes you go right for the summer squash what can i tell you oh j.

What can I tell you? Oh, Jesus Christ. What can I tell you? Oh, you know, a girl has to have ambition. Ambition? That's a fucking date for you. I can't. I really, I'm not a size queen. I swear I'm not. You're getting there. No, I'm not. Look at the guys. I mean. No, you still take everybody. Don't get me wrong.

Yeah everybody the whole team come on in don't be shy you're almost there sorry coach you put this over the limit yeah i stop at 18 you're number 19 you've got to sit on the bench how's it feel coach yeah sucks don't it but um no what i'm getting at with the side screen you're not a side screen but uh early on you couldn't take yeah you weren't able to take as much dick in my ass is that what you're trying to say your pussy even your pussy you know i i think i can actually take longer ones in my ass sure well it makes sense there's a lot more there's no there's no wall it's an endless hallway well when you have enough to fill your colon that guy's got a dick he shouldn't be able to walk like a dragon tail well yeah but there's curves and stuff in your colon and large intestine yeah but some of those dicks would straighten him right the fuck out you could look like one of those inflatable things out in front of the car lot.

Those wavy arm fuckers. Yeah, that's true. I mean, it's the girth that I have more problems with with anal than length. Yeah. Sometimes. Sometimes, but... But even the longer penises, I mean, you still only have so much depth. Yeah, I only have so much depth.

i only have so much depth in your in your vagina vagina yes but you're able to maintain tightness but they will you're getting more comfortable with it yeah yeah it takes time yeah there's some of those big guys are just they're just sometimes a little bit too much for me but i'm working on it you know a little lube and well again it also depends on how much you're into the guy. Yeah, that of those big guys are just, they're just sometimes a little bit too much for me. But I'm working on it, you know, a little bit of lube. Well, again, it also depends on how much you're into the guy.

Yeah, that's true, too. That's true, too. I mean, we go back to the other show we did with, you have a big dick, now what? I mean, just some guys just don't know what to do with it. And we've had other guys, I mean, had huge dicks, and I could take them no problem. Why? They worked me up. Yeah. A lot of foreplay, a lot of, you know, teasing, and they were visually pleasing to look at. So all these things tie in. So that was all good. Yeah. Hmm.

I'm trying to think since the last show we recorded, did you have your favorite playmate, or was that after the last show don't think he was here last monday i think was it last monday yeah i think it was so you had your we'll get into it let's go back to the sorry to say the pegging shit well i think hang on bourbon time yeah well that's one of the like more taboo things that we're going to experience as well as we're going into more of the role-playing of the step fantasies, which I have never done.

I mean, I've done like, you know, little- You've done it more for private than the private videos that you have for ones out for sale. Right. Yeah. So we're going to experience with, experiment with- Not to be any different whether it's for a private video or- No, no, but you have to be- But you've learned that you have to use the terminology step As I stand corrected on that reality is folks. Here's the shocker Oh, he just ruined it all for us It's called step fantasy.

It's a category called step fantasy and it's fine and here i thought it was about an aerobics class step class with that pulsing these girls and these are tight pants watching their asses wiggle no one not at all not even close no no sorry about that i thought it was going back to that movie with uh uh shit john travolta and um of dirty dancing is that no fuck dirty i don't know it wasn't oh no he wasn't i'm sorry i think the movie was called perfect perfect yeah it was with um got me okay i can't think of her name at everybody right now who might be was like it's so it's how um i don't know she was the one in true life Got me, babe I can't think of her name Everybody right now who might be listening is like It's so-and-so I don't know so-and-so She was the one in True Lies Jimmy Lee Curtis Yeah, Jimmy Lee Curtis played the aerobics instructor In this one, and John Travolta was in it I don't think I ever saw it Which is weird because I loved step-class I saw it, and I think, if I remember I've been critiquing her step-classes And the moves the cues she was wearing one of those like thong one piece yeah yeah still had like the spandex shorts under it yeah yeah that was a thing back in the day jimmy curtis looked her best even though she didn't show any skin true lies true lies and she's like to dance and we're correct when she's trying to swing around the you can cut the rest of the movie to fuck out just have that little i don't know two minute section that would sell that's an academy award right there right there you don't crack me up though i know this is getting off topic i don't care when she's our show kind of swings around the pole a bit and she kind of trips and kind of like has to catch herself because it's so yeah it's so real you know it's like yeah that's what you do you it wouldn't be perfect you'd be tripping and you know but here's one of the reasons i like mature women look at jamie lee curtis in that movie yeah she had to be 40s um i'm guessing that was in the 80s i don't know maybe 90s whatever but she had to at least be in her 40s sure she fucking looked great dynamite look great you know now she's got the gray hair shit going on yeah we all do i mean come on me no you you don't this is my beard's a similar Santa almost Santa Claus yeah how about it anyway back to topic you just don't want to stay on this topic no I don't you do not like we're gonna be going on to something even more fun in a second here.

Yeah, the pegging thing, I don't know. From what, when I was chatting with these gentlemen, these two gentlemen, they said because it hits their prostate that they have incredibly strong orgasms. So now you have to be prepared. For incredibly strong orgasms? So now, okay, so here's. What am I to be praying for? Do I need to wear a jumpsuit? No, so here's my question for you. Okay. While you're pegging this guy from behind, are you going to be giving him the proverbial reach around and like stroking it? Sure, why not?

If I can, if my alarms are alarms are long enough okay or are you going to be doing the missionary position with these guys so if they spray you get it oh that'll be good are you doing doggy or you do missionary one guy almost sound like i'm interested and i'm not it almost did shut up what are you doing well one guy said he would lay down with his legs up in the air tell me slower one guy said deeper voice one guy's no not in a guy's fucking voice i can't go my voice is already pretty deep mister no one guy said he'd lay on his back with his legs up in the air and i could so that's kind of like that way you could stroke them while you're fucking them wow yeah oh come on i think we we do need to put a camera from up above deer to catch that oh give me another view i don't want to see you're gonna be so scarred oh my god if i ever get erectile dysfunction no pill can take care of it nope i could i could od on viagra and still not have a hard on when i die oh that poor olympic how did vince die 75 viagra wow his dick's never gonna go down it's never gonna go up it never went up i don't know what he saw it scared to dick out of him his balls went into his body cavity we can't dig him out they still won't come out and he's dead i think they're up behind his eyeballs it went up so high actually they tucked in his ass i want to protect it nothing coming the anal invaders we're calling in we're getting a wrecking truck in here to use the winch to pull the balls out of his ass oh my god no someone has to whisper into corpse's ear that it's okay you're dead no one's going to to harm you no pegging will be done to your corpse yeah like i trust the guys in the morgue sam cadison had that oh i know the whole skit yeah i'm getting fucked when you're dead oh my god that's terrible i forgot about that one all right so yeah you're gonna yeah my first time pegging i am nervous i have to admit i'm i'm Well, I'm nervous.

I'd rather be nervous than nauseous. Well, maybe I should put that toy in and make sure I know how it works and how to use it first. So let me ask you this question. Okay. Because I'm pretty sure these guys don't listen to our podcast. Okay. They're going to unfriend us. Well, I don't care. Okay.

So now I know the one guy claims to be situational bi so that's okay so this other gentleman who we shot with some time ago he's straight he just says it well no hang on he says he's straight okay well hang on let me pose this question okay let me pose this question and i'm not being judgmental yes you are. No, I am asking a question. So, if you're willing to take a fake penis in your rectum. What's this to stop you from? Does this sound medical when I say that? A fake penis in your rectum. A fake penis in your rectum.

What's to say you wouldn't take a real penis in your rectum just knowing that would that now doesn't that convert you doesn't the dial now go from straight to bi i don't know at what point do you sit there and go well my orgasm was so good i don't really need to fuck a woman because i'm not getting the same orgasm so i'm just gonna go more with guys so now the dial goes one more over it becomes gay i didn't say that i just said it was one more over what do you think that dial button says there is your call it, medium, and don't need a woman. Yep.

Strong, medium, medium, strong, and don't tell my parents. Don't tell my wife. Oh, that's another one. I'm moving to Frisco. Yeah, I know there's that one. I didn't talk about that fucker. There's like four of them.

We had a gentleman that approached us that uh is married and um did not want his wife knowing again we talked about subjects we even touched on him that you know he has desires that he doesn't want to bring up to his wife that's a whole other show you know yeah and and that's a shame in all honesty but you know some people are not going to be accepting you know some people are more less open-minded like you i'm not unopen-minded so and so if i asked you to peg me you wouldn't because you don't use a strap-on and my penis actually you have done me anally before so it's not really quite the stretch there i'd have to do a strap on and the problem is where do i get a you know strap on that's as big as i am oh honey i sure they make them they're baseball bats yeah i wish i wish i was a baseball, you don't.

I won't be able to do anything with it. I'm not even the size of a paperclip. That bullshit. Stop it. Anyway, so, but yeah, no, he, yeah, he wanted all sorts of wacky shit. And then. Face sitting. And technically, he was very close to my body style.

So the concept was he was be my doppelganger right but then he started wanting some wacky shit and you're like no no i don't want people thinking that's fucking me because i know i don't do that oh it's donna's husband likes to be paid well look donna's husband's taking a fucking you know summer squash in his ass he says on the radio show he doesn't do that shit but no that's not me trust me yeah people just wanted like normal because then you would have seen my face in the video I was like my head would have poked around the camera and said that's not me I promise you that's not me the jig is up the jig is up look I'm here I'm here.

That's not me. So, but. Yeah. Oh, yeah. There is. Yeah, he wanted to do some wacky things. It was like the face sitting. Well, face sitting's not. I have no problem with face sitting. That doesn't, you know. Yeah, but face sitting is like almost to the point of suffocation. Some of them are. I don't like to go that far.

Well, at that point, you take all the breath you have and you blow the woman up there you go so that's what they were doing when i was sitting and you float up for a little bit that grabs your breath you come back down oh yeah okay let's so now besides that with these guys you have been talking to a few women. Yes. Oh, my God. They must breed them differently in New Jersey. North Jersey. North Jersey, yes. Actually, where they're from is actually almost directly across from us. I thought it was North Jersey, but they're actually more directly across from us. So it's like Central Jersey. Yeah.

By the coast, though. One is a girl, cross my fingers, boy, she's going to be here next weekend. I was just kidding.

directly across so it's like central jersey yeah well one coast though one is a girl i'm cross my fingers boy she's going to be here next weekend oh is that next weekend yeah next weekend that's why i've been cleaning the bedroom stuff because she's staying over saturday night so she's gonna be staying so you're gonna sleep up there no i want i want to and i'll keep her yeah yeah you can keep her sure that's fine warm next to me yeah i'll sleep upstairs i'm fine with that I know I need her good for the next day dear I don't want her all being disappointed depressed running home yeah you know I can hear her monologue yeah out of monologue well she's into some really fucked up shit that i'm not comfortable i'm not no yeah i'm not that comfortable with she's really big into humiliation really big into it i mean so she's married yes so there you go yes coincidentally yes she is married why this.

So there you go. Yes. Coincidentally, yes, she is married. Why? This is another one of the situations where somebody is, their significant other is not... Privy to their desires. Well, I'm interested in talking to her. Is he not privy to it or is he not accepting of them? Yeah, I'm not sure because... I think, correct me if I'm wrong, I'm just throwing it out there.

Do you think in a relationship, a typical heterosexual relationship, it is more accepting for the man to tell the woman, hey, I have this freaky side, or more accepting of the man to tell the woman, hey, I have this freaky side, or more accepting of the woman to tell the man, I have this freaky side? I don't see any discrepancy between either of them. I think a man would be more accepting of a woman coming and saying, hey, listen. Oh, putting it that way, yes. Because I definitely have a little more of a freaky side than you do, to some degree. Yeah, you do. Thank you.

if i think in a heterosexual yeah because i definitely have a little more of a freaky side than you do to some degree yeah you do to some degree yeah i'm a bisexual i'm you know whatever pussy balls i don't care whatever whatever you show me your face i will lick i i have um i prefer pussy i have a penis allergy I know, man, your face breaks out. No, my fist breaks out and punches him. But, yeah, and that was my point. Yes, okay, yes. I'm not sure. I thought it was a man having a freaky side. Most men dream that their wife comes to me and is like, honey, I think I'm bisexual.

Yes, there is a God, you know? Now, if a wife sits there and marries a man who generally they want to think, you know, he's a protector, he's macho, if you want to use that terminology, more masculine. And all of a sudden he goes, honey, I'm going to invite Joe over and we're going to do a threesome. Oh, really? i kind of want joe to fuck me in the ass yeah wait i thought it was like you guys were going to tag team me yeah spit roast me no i got a strap on for you and you're gonna kind of spit you're kind of gonna yeah i kind of know you I kind of want you to.

You at one end and Joe at my other end. And I'm going to be spit roasted. I mean, because I've heard of situations in the past where a guy comes through and tells his wife, hey, you know, and it ends it. You know, because they're, you know, I don't know if they don't want the competition. There's a lot to compete with. Well, maybe. Depends what the boyfriend looks like. But, you know, it's sort of like, again, we talked about back in the days when you were dancing and they gave out vibrators at that one club at Christmas.

You know, how many girls came and said, oh, my boyfriend doesn't let me have a vibrator. They don't want the competition. They don't want the competition. It's like, oh, boy, if you suck that bad, then you think a vibrator's competition, you've got a whole other mess of problems. Yeah. So, yeah, so. Ah, those are the days. So do you think, yeah, it's a matter of, I don't know, do you think he is afraid she'll run wild with it? What, lining the boys up to fuck him? Well, okay, like. I don't know, run wild in which way? Run away from him? I don't know. No.

I mean, does he feel that she won't want him anymore? I mean, she's allowed to have a play toy. Apparently a lot. Oh, a lot of play toys. Yes. I don't talk to her. Yeah, yeah. But their relationship is unique. I'm not sure, when we talk to her like an actual person, maybe I can get a straight answer. It seems like since he's kind of like not involved, she can have, he like drops her off or she goes to, goes away with guys and comes back like the next day. Wow. Okay. It's even more than being a hot wife. I mean, I go on dates. She's here next week. We have to maybe record a podcast with her.

Yes. And really find out some stuff maybe. See you next week. We have to maybe record a podcast with her. Yes. And really find out some stuff, maybe. She's an interesting person. Yeah. Really interesting. I have to buy a couple more of these mics. Yeah, yeah, I think we will. Yeah. But, so, should I go into the video that we're going to be shooting? That's a whole other. Well, there's going to be a bunch of videos we shoot with. Yeah, but the one that's potentially being commissioned. Well, there's a custom video that we asked for. And you could tell that story. Yeah, that was true.

It's kind of interesting. Oh, yeah. Well, I was on this one website, and this gentleman asked for a custom video. You had reached out to him and said, no, we don't do that.

It was a pee a pee video he wanted me to have a younger woman he wanted me to force her on the ground and then pee on her face and make her drink it and we're like oh no no we don't do that so I told this young lady about that I'm like yeah we got this video I just turned it down you know and I told her about she goes oh god I would love to do that I'm like are you kidding me she goes she loves being humiliated verbally um being forced into I shouldn't use the word force because you're not allowed that's like a restricted word on some websites but she likes being forced into doing things you know like I'll have to quote force her to eat my pussy give me a rim job this those kind of things and then I have to you know push her down and um pee on her face and quote make her drink it so and she's she's into it she's excited to do it she's like oh you know oh god I just I she's I know for you you're you know like I'm not I'm I'm okay with it but it's not my fetish she for her it puts her in that zone that she likes being I don't know.

I know for you, you're, you know, like I'm not, I'm, I'm okay with it, but it's not my fetish. She, for her, it puts her in that zone that she likes being dehumanized, humiliated, you know, you know, called names and, and peed on. I, I don't know. I don't, I don't know what to go, what to do with that.

I really don't, you know, it's like, what with that I really don't you know it's like what you just can't she's like being snuggled and and fondled and like eat your pussy and you know use vibrators no she wants to be humiliated and peed on it's like I don't know where to go with that I'm again I'm not comfortable with that I'm not that much of a like she's very very submissive yeah so even me being as as submissive as i am i'm a dom compared to her well and and i guess some of the things i'm planning on doing with her um and again i'm not a person into that stuff so i've taken something that oh sorry she's gonna break the chair no i just uh this the arm rails are all thin.

I just slipped off. Oh, okay. Like, one of the things I've kind of done with you, but not in that sense, is that orgasm denial. Yes. You know, like, when I'm licking your pussy, I'll get you real close, and then move away. Ah, sometimes I hate that. Sometimes, yeah. I know. Sometimes you love it. Sometimes I love it.

So I'm going to, you know i sometimes i hate that sometimes i know sometimes you love it sometimes i love it so i'm gonna you know i bought some toys online today hopefully we'll get them before she gets here yeah i think we should don't know i've never bought from this company before okay oh you're not going to ramazon you're going to the actual i didn't have what they don't have Vibrating zapper floggers. No, they didn't have a wet-road zapper. Nipple clamps with weights.

They didn't have vibrating zapper floggers no they didn't have a wet road zapper nipple clamps with weights with weights on them nipple clamps they did not have i have i have several sets of nipple clamps i do not like them but you have the clamps these have weights that dangles oh that's why i really would not fucking want on my nipples i don't not planning on putting, maybe I'll start putting them on her nipples. But I'm going to put them on her, you know, pussy. No, that would be better. I think my pussy could handle that more than my lip, my nipples. You could move cinder rocks.

Oh, well, pretty much, yeah. Anyway, no, so I'm going to try to walk a little. Oh, dearie dream, you're stepping out of your comfort zone. Yeah. Should I get you a little black, you know, leather outfit? No. Come on, leather pants.

No, I don't want to have to kill a whole cow to fit i get the steaks forget it i don't want the skin if i can't have the meat baby i understand that i almost said it gay forget that um i was thinking steaks as in meat steaks yeah i know but seeing um so again because you know she's coming here to shoot and she wants to she wants a day of debauchery and we're like this is not our thing you know so she you know um i i want i want to be more educated in. I almost wish we could go back to that couple that did my BDSM thing and get more instruction.

Well, what we have to do is we have to first meet her. Of course. I'm not going to go take her to those people. Yeah, I. And those people, I think the person, the master, I'll call him that. Right, the dom. He would have fun with it for someone who's so into it and has never, to my knowledge, at this point, I've not talked to her yet, had any formal experience. I don't think so. I don't think she's had any formal experience. I told him about that couple, and I told him, they live this lifestyle, and she goes, what do you mean by that? I'm like, oh, their entire basement is an entire dungeon.

Well, and they kind of... And even in their personal life, he is, she is submissive to him. Yeah, but, I mean, yeah, they... Not, not... Yeah, they live it pretty seriously. They do. They don't live it 24-7, but they live it, you know... Yeah, even outside the bedroom, you can tell he is the...

No, he's a very dominant is the dominant person yeah i think just naturally he is and she is more submissive in work she's a very dominant person that is always which she does yeah yeah that flip-flop always has interest me so yeah but you know that's um it's going to be an interesting weekend i should say i just hope everything is washable because we're gonna have one heck of a laundry load the next day monday is going to the laundry yes it certainly is it's like i have an outfit already picked out for her that can be peed on because i don't care about it yeah well it's not our washer and dryer at that point we can go there yeah but anyway yeah so i'm gonna step outside my comfort zone yeah it should it should be interesting, both of us stepping outside.

I mean, I don't know if she expects me to touch her or not. I don't know. Again, if I'm going to do a... The denial? Well, if I'm doing the power exchange kind of thing, again, it's not about my pleasure. No. So if I do something with her, it's not about me getting, it's, you know. Right. It's about trying to help her get to different levels. I think she'll be okay. Let's at least meet her. Yeah, we'll reach out to her. Yeah, we'll talk and figure out what her comfort zones are.

Because I really want her to be because she's been like all over the place with i think she's fucking masturbating thinking about it all probably oh my goodness so well that was that was one the one woman well there no think about this i think i'm sorry think about this so here's a woman who we've never met. No. On any level. No. And she's now willing to come spend a night at our house like complete strangers. I know. That scares me a little. And maybe we should be scared. And basically turn herself over. Yeah. Yeah, we're not these kind of people. No, we're not. She's perfectly safe.

But we don't know her either. No. Yeah. I hope she doesn't take advantage of me. Oh, Jesus. I'm scared. I'm sure you are. I could be. Well, that was the one experience. And then I'll have another mom and daughter reach out. Yeah, but that's a whole other one. Oh, my God. Now, we don't know if this is a real. We're still cautious if this is real. Yeah, this whole. We have been ghosted. And there are. Lots of fake accounts out there. Yeah, for whatever reason, these people make fake accounts. There's some people that...

These people in question said two weeks ago they had done a photo shoot, and they were going to take all these erotic pictures and send us some, and we've gotten one picture, and the face isn't shown. And then we got one picture where there is a face, but we're not sure if it's her, because you don't have anything to compare it to. Yeah, there's no, you can't stitch it together. Yeah, so we don't know. But apparently the mother and daughter are not opposed to playing together. The daughter is definitely into it.

The mother is kind of like, oh, this is not quite right uh but it's you know what the mother had told me the supposed mother okay supposed mother the alleged mother we'll have to keep it up yeah we don't we don't know whether it's true or not that you know like she would go down on another guy with the daughter and everything else but she wouldn't want her daughter daughter to eat her pussy. Right. That's pretty much what the daughter told me. And the daughter's like, get over it, Mom. It's just a pussy. That's pretty much. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, she told me that she was, you know, prancing around and like stuck her, her mom was like lying on the couch, like reading a book or whatever. She stuck her butt in her mom's face. Her mom bit it. And supposedly the mother had said they all go to a nude beach together. Yes. And they also happen to know how big the brother's penis is. Yes. There's too many things there. Yeah. It's all too. Too easy. Penthouse letter. Yeah, it is definitely. Letter to the editor at Penthouse. So we'll keep you posted if this is actually real or not. Yeah, we'll see. Well, she sent me a picture.

She said that her girlfriend dated her brother. And apparently her brother's dick was so big that the girlfriend couldn't even get it in her pussy. She said she had a hard time getting it in her mouth. And I was like, well, to see if I could, you know, egg her on. I said, do you have a picture of your brother's penis? She goes, I don't, but I'll reach out to my girlfriend. So today she's like, I reached out to my girlfriend. She had a picture of my brother's dick, and she sent it to me. And yes, it was a guy with a big dick. But again, no face. It was just from the neck down.

So it's like, oh, come on. It couldn't have been anything you got off the internet. Come on.

I mean, so I don't even know if these people are real i don't know yeah it could be anything it could be anything again so many things so uh it's like it's ridiculous the the amount of scammers out there and the amount of you know fake fake accounts there are and and people are going through very elaborate schemes to appear believable so I don't know it's not costing anything it could be true if it's true we're writing a letter to penthouse oh hell yeah is penthouse even a magazine anywhere I would imagine yes but know. So, no, if the girl showing up next week shows up. Yes. It could be fun.

It could be erotic. Yeah, it could be fun and erotic. You know, I mean, not the peeing thing, but, you know, some of the other stuff. I'll drink a lot of water. Yeah. I need a good stream. I'm going to be drinking a lot, a lot of water. It's going to be really uncomfortable. So here's something for the guys that may be listening. Oh, dear. There's probably a good chance that she'll come over, what, Saturday night? Yes. So probably Saturday night, probably the three of us will play around.

We'll see would bet okay i'm all for that because she was like i'm not hating it she was like do i get to sleep in your bed i'm like our bed's not that big she can sleep in our bed i'll sleep upstairs no that's ridiculous no it's fine it's warmer in our room than it is upstairs oh that, that's true. Yeah. Oh, whatever. You two can, you know, scissor and nipple touch. Oh, stop it. I just want to sleep. That's a joke about somebody else we mentioned. Yeah. I just, I just, yeah, that's, we can add that whole scenario. No, let's not add that.

There's a couple that Don talked to online that the husband's all fired up and he wants to shoot with us and stuff. And he wants to shoot videos of the girls rubbing nipples and scissoring and catfighting. And catfighting, yes. And it's like, hey, dude, come out of the 70s. And we talked to him on the phone and she wasn't really talkative. No, she was so submissive. So it's all him going, come on, you're going to do this. It's like, dude. And he keeps saying, what are you going to wear? It's like, does it matter what we're wearing?

Oh, I wish I could get something you could tear off and this and that. I'm like. See, if a girl comes over Saturday, asks me what I want her to wear, I would say my face. There you go. It would look so lovely on her, too, I'm sure. No, it'd look lovely on me. Her on you? Wait, she's wearing your face, dear. That's what I'm saying. Then it would be your face looking lovely on her. Whatever. It's going to look good either way. It's going to look good either way. Yeah, I think the whole thing will be fun. Yeah, we'll have to see. See where it goes. So next week's podcast could be...

It could be really hot. Really interesting, so... Yeah, this is the preface to it. There's no promises. No, you never... We'll let you know if this was a bullshit thing, whether we got kind of promised a bill of goods. Nope, yep. Boy, that never happens. I don't know. This was a bullshit thing, whether we got kind of promised a bill of goods. Yep. Boy, that never happens. Every once in a while, man, you think like, okay, this is real. Okay, let's do this. We're running into a situation lately where a lot of guys are always like, oh, yeah, I want to meet.

I'll sign the releases, and all of a sudden when it comes time to show up show up it's like just crickets it's uh let's see if i hit the right button not that one nope that's it that's it after the 20th time it's a show now yes it is just do that once so that's all you need to do yeah but um yeah even even guys we shot with you know today i mean i shot with this guy twice and i'm like nope not not a word from him not a freaking word we've been planning this shoot for a month or three weeks and he's been talking about how excited yep yep and today i'm like okay dude where are you you need shit to put up on your site right let's go i have all these scenarios planned let's go let's do it so i don't know i'm gonna put this out there okay if you're in the philadelphia area and you're interested in shooting content man or woman yeah I'll see you follow her.

She writes erotic stories. Hold on, let me get her name again. It was something Hemingway or- No, it wasn't. It was Hathaway or- No, it wasn't. Hawthorne. Hawthorne. One of the famous poets. Where are you here? Oh, I'm going to put my glasses on again. Jesus Christ. We're going old fogey here. What can I tell you? Hang on. Let me get my depends off. Fuck you. We're going to get on again. Natalie Hawthorne. What's her Twitter handle? Look at her. Her eyes getting more squinted and her head peeled back. She'll fucking see into tomorrow.

I don't have a handle here just because all I did was I did a snippet of it It's Natalie Hawthorne She was a retweet That's why I just did a snip Dear Okay So yeah you fucked me But I just I sent that to you because I thought it was really, I just happened to be scrolling through. Very flattering. Thank you, Natalie. That was very flattering. Very flattering. So I have to admit, I was at work when you sent that to me. Oh, yeah. And we were extremely busy. The first two times I read it, the way I read it the first two times was that it was like the Wonderful Husband is not everyone's taste.

No, he's really not. No, I'm not. I'm fine with that. I'm cool with that. That's okay. But then I read it again the third time when it slowed down. It's like the show might not not be to everyone's taste. Of course not. I get that. I get it either way. Yeah, it's definitely not everyone's taste. In my life, I'm well aware that I am not everyone's taste. Oh, I know that too. No, I mean, honey, you're just so wonderful. Everybody should love you. Keep drinking that Kool-Aid. I am. I'm drinking lots of Kool-Aid here. You should have more roofies. And the roofies, too.

Anyway, so I'm almost out of bourbon. Shoe's got to end. Uh-oh. Oh. I understand. All good things. Bourbon's getting a little better as I drink it. Geez, I wonder why. I don't know. Taste buds are getting numb. No, they're not. My head is. There you go. So anyway, all right. So yeah, our little, we're expanding our horizons. In the next week or so, now is the mother-daughter supposed to happen before Christmas or after? After. Okay. Because Christmas is, we only have one day off a week that's really off from both my jobs. So it's Sunday.

So Christmas falls on a Sunday and then New Year's Day falls on a Sunday. So they couldn't come over. So it's going to be like, you know. The week after New Year's. Yeah. Okay. If we don't flush them out before that. Yeah, exactly. Okay. Maybe before that we have to maybe drive halfway and meet them for coffee. Yeah, I'll pose it to them. We'll see if they're for real or not. Yeah. That's a good idea. We'll have to find something that's halfway. All right, let's see. See if they're for real or not.

There's Dunkin' Donuts all over find a dunkin donut somewhere yeah all right or starbucks starbucks or something yeah starbucks anyway all right i want to thank everyone for listening yeah thank you so much and um you know follow us on uh hotwifeyn.com. Yep. All the platforms that I'm on. We keep revisiting other ones and, you know, adding things to it. And you see where I am and what I'm doing. So hopefully you enjoy the podcast and hopefully you tell friends about it. And, again, we're just sharing our life with you. That's all we're doing. That's all we're doing.

This is what we would be talking about even without the microphones. It's true. Yeah. It is true. And Stephen, hey, Stephen, how's it going if you're listening? And he will listen eventually. Eventually, yeah. He actually nailed exactly, he got it. Yeah. That Donna and I, we will come up with a topic off air and we don't talk about it. We say, okay, here's a topic. Okay. Yeah. And that's it. And we don't talk about it till we're on air. On air. We don't do any homework or research. It shows. Sometimes I think we should. Yeah.

Probably should probably should yeah yeah but um the banter we have between us whether we're talking about this or we're talking about uh going to do grocery shopping it's the same banter it's the same thing um you know my mom he's full of shit no matter or what oh fuck yeah uh very heavy constipation oh god but um my daughters will tell you my mom people I'm full of shit no matter what. Oh, fuck yeah. Very heavy constipation. Oh, God. But my daughters will tell you, my mom, people who know us, it's like, nope, that's them. That's them. They don't listen to the podcast. Thank God.

They don't even know we have a podcast. Double thank God. Maybe they do. Oh, no, that would just be awful. Yeah. anyway we hope hope for the, in this case, 52 minutes at this point, you listen to our podcast that we made you think, made you laugh. Maybe get into the pegging. I was just going to say maybe turn you on a little bit, but you said that just killed the paternal thing. Yeah, it doesn't turn on, but... Says you. Makes you think. How's that? How's that? We'll go with that instead. Okay. Make you think. Make you think. But anyway, I want to thank you, and I will talk to you later on.

All right, everybody. Have a great night. We'll see you next time.