In this episode of the Hot Wife Podcast, hosts Donna Lynn and Vince explore the dynamics of relationships, intimacy, and the concept of 'shovel buddies'—friends who help clean up secrets after one's passing. They discuss the importance of trust in friendships, the humor surrounding taboo topics, and the need for open communication in relationships. The conversation is light-hearted yet insightful, touching on the complexities of adult relationships and the secrets we keep. In this conversation, the speakers delve into the complexities of relationships, focusing on themes of trust, privacy, and the concept of a 'shovel buddy'—a trusted person who can help manage sensitive information or situations. They discuss the importance of communication and understanding in relationships, especially when it comes to personal dilemmas and lifestyle choices. The conversation highlights the need for privacy in a digital age and the potential consequences of hidden secrets within relationships.TakeawaysThe podcast emphasizes that the views expressed are opinions, not professional advice.The hosts appreciate listener engagement and feedback.The concept of a 'shovel buddy' is introduced as someone who helps manage secrets after one's passing.It's important to have a plan for what happens to personal items after death.The hosts share humorous anecdotes about their own secrets and relationships.Trust is a crucial element in friendships and relationships.The conversation highlights the importance of communication in intimate relationships.Humor can be a way to navigate taboo topics in relationships.The hosts reflect on the potential shock value of personal secrets being discovered by family.The discussion encourages listeners to consider their own relationships and the secrets they may hold. Navigating relationship challenges requires open communication.Privacy is crucial in maintaining trust between partners.The concept of a 'shovel buddy' can help manage sensitive situations.Trust is essential when sharing personal information.Understanding each other's boundaries is key in relationships.Digital privacy is a growing concern in modern relationships.Couples should discuss their lifestyle choices openly.Having a plan for sensitive information is important.It's vital to consider the implications of hidden secrets.Embracing open relationships can lead to greater happiness.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/hot-wife-podcast-and-the-swinger-lifestyle--5343522/support. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Speaker1: Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. Unauthorized rebroadcast of this show is strictly prohibited without the written permission of the owners of Hot Wife Podcast. Now, let's heat things up. hello everybody this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot white podcast of course i'm here again with my wonderful husband, Vince. I couldn't do this without him, of course. And how are you? I'm just wonderful, dear. How are you? Oh, I'm just peachy. I know, we only spent the whole day together, so these are silly questions, but that's okay. Yeah, whatever. They didn't know that till now. No, no. It wasn't fun time together, but we spent time together. Oh, you got a lot of wood, baby. Yeah, a whole cord. Nothing makes me hotter than fire would be Speaker2: Yeah, you got a lot of wood, baby. A whole cord. Speaker1: Nothing makes me hotter than firewood, baby. Yeah, I got kind of sweaty, too. Moving a cord of fucking wood, yeah. Yay, so much fun. But hey, again, everyone who reaches out to us, and we have a few people reaching out to us and more and more, I want to thank everyone. Info at hotwifepodcast.com. We try to answer everybody. Our one little buddy kind of that we had talked about, he had emailed us. Little buddy? I'm assuming. In my head, it's a younger, small guy. Speaker2: I don't know. Speaker1: I don't know what he looks like. You could be totally wrong. Speaker2: Yeah. Speaker1: But he got himself into a cuck-holding situation. Oh, yeah. Speaker2: How do you know? Speaker1: And he is loving life. That's good. And he's giving me some of the details without asking, but it's fine. I just don't want people thinking, I'm like, well, tell me what's next. No, I mean, he's sharing, and it's fine, it's cool. Not offending me or anything. Speaker2: Right. Speaker1: So I'm glad our advice has been helping him along. It would really suck if it didn't, huh? Yeah, yeah. Oh, you son of a bitch. I got banned from every party there is. What his thing is that he's into, the cuckolding thing, isn't really our thing. No, no. So I just gave him, or we gave him, advice that we just felt was logical. Yeah. And luckily it worked. Good. I'm glad to hear that. Yeah, no, we'd like to hear from everybody. And, you know, they're cool. It's like, oh, I hate to bug you. I hate to bug you. You're not bugging us. If you're bugging us, we'll tell you. We have very little else going on in life. Yeah, you make it sound like we have friends.
Speaker2:
Come on. Anyway.
Speaker1:
And friends are kind of what tonight's show's about. Yeah, it really is, isn't it?
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
Should I introduce? Your show.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
Well, technically it's my show, but you actually do all the heavy lifting. I've got to give you credit there. No, shovel buddies. That's interesting. Okay, well, shovel buddies. Yeah. Hopefully, if you don't know what a shovel buddy is, we're going to explain it to you and maybe why you need to get one. Maybe you don't. Maybe you don't care. Mm-hmm. Okay. A shovel buddy is somebody that you should, if you should pass away or... Or something happens to you. Something happens to you. I mean, God forbid you'd pass or you become paralyzed. Yeah, you can't do things for yourself anymore. This is a person that comes in and in many cases, probably not all, it's when it cleans up after... Gets don't want your family to know about, your dirty secrets. Good point. That's a good point. It cleans your porn off your stuff. Yeah, if that's what you need, or whatever you should need. Yeah, I mean. But if you do think you should get a shovel buddy, this person needs to know where needs to know where all this stuff it's getting rid of your dirty secrets that you might not want your significant other to know or your family to your family i mean you know i mean think about it from this aspect i mean we don't personally care no and my daughters probably would not be like shocked no but i mean if something happened a little bit. But, I mean, if something happened to both of us, and all of a sudden they go to clean out our house, and all of a sudden they're like, wow, look at all these vibrators down our house. I have a whole closet full of toys. Yeah, but I don't think they would be shocked. You know, I was thinking, if you weren't my shovel buddy, if you weren't around, somebody needs to get rid of all that stuff. Yeah, they wouldn't be shocked, but it would be a little bit. They would have lots of stories to tell. I mean, I have that torso underneath the bed with a big dick in. Oh, yeah. I even have a scrapbook. I started when I was 18, and all inside of it is all kinds of pornography. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I my God. It was anyway he sees his scrapbook. And I had pictures of other boyfriends, nude. Oh, great. I've never found that. Not because I'd be offended, because I don't want to see it. But, you know, it's like all kinds of things like that, and there's like little things, you know, why go by, other pictures of women and all kinds of things that cut out from magazines. I'm finding out stuff that I have no knowledge of. I started that. It's this gigantic, huge scrapbook. Okay, I've seen the scrapbook. I haven't gone through it. Yeah, it's so heavy. It's got so much crap in it. But yeah, a lot of it's like very sexually oriented. Wow. Yeah. I'm finding stuff out about you. You wouldn't be surprised. Not at all. I'd probably know everything that's in there without knowing it's in there. Yeah, exactly. You do. But, yeah, I mean, I had a friend that I've known for some years, and he actually did some pictures with you. Okay. And we had given him, back in in the day a CD of those pictures. Oh, yeah, that was back in the day. Yeah, we went out on a boat with him. Oh, yes, okay, yes. I know who you're going. I know who you're talking about. And, you know, right after that, he actually approached me about becoming his shovel buddy. And, you know, it's great, but, you know, he and i are friends we're not good friends to be if something happened to him and i show up and like you know i have to clean out can i see your husband's computer and yeah it's like and who the fuck are you exactly yeah oh i'm here to mourn his death i have to go downstairs in the basement behind this one panel. You know, it's like, really? Yeah. Yeah. If you're going to be a shovel buddy, you have to know where all this stuff is and have a game plan, I would think. You know, in case of my passing here, here's the key. First of all, they should be good friends. They should be good friends. You should be really, really good friends. Yeah, really good friends. So if this good friend comes over and says, hey, I want to go check out, you know, Fred's, you know, computer, nobody's going to be like, oh, okay. But I think all that stuff should be pre-planned. You've got to have it in one place. Yeah. So your shovel buddy can come get it and destroy it or whatever they need to do with it. Or better just get rid of it. Unless you really need it. You know, these might be the guilty pleasures. You know, they're not going to get rid of it. Well, if you're still using it, that's one thing. Yeah, if you're still using it. I don't know. I don't know either, but. I mean, you know, back in the day, you know, before the internet. Right. You know, you would download porn, you know, or whatever, or buy DVD movies or something like that. Magazines. Who the fuck buys magazines anymore? Not in years. All those things you had to destroy or get rid of or keep or whatever, get it out of wherever it needed to be, it wouldn't be an embarrassment for the person that has passed or can no longer function. So, yeah, it's kind of a touchy situation. I always see movies where they have, like, shovel buddies, and I always kind of giggle because it's like, oh, yeah, I know. You just don't want your significant other to find out about it or your family. You know, and again, I mean, you would be my shovel buddy. Yeah, I know. I mean, it's, you know, we don't really have secrets from each other. No, absolutely. And there's nothing, as much as people have accused me, you know, with everything I've been through, like, you know, a shooting for the adult industry and everything else, like, dude, you must be into some really fucked up shit.
Speaker2:
No.
Speaker3:
And now... everything i've been through like you know a shooting for the adult industry and everything else like dude you must be into some really fucked up shit no i'm really not you're pretty vanilla yeah i'm like more into more uh no yeah definitely fetish area stuff than you are you know because i you know the bdsm and then you know being restrained and flogged and i mean the only thing that people would find find strange under vanilla people is like, you don't mind watching your wife get fucked? Yeah, that's always something that vanilla people really are shocked about. Yeah. But in the meantime, their husband's jerking off while he sniffs her shoes, you know what I mean? Hey, whatever you're into. Yeah, I'm just saying. You have to whatever you're into yeah don't judge me before you look in the mirror you know we're fine yeah yeah we don't need shovel buddies for each other but yeah i mean i would just i would just wouldn't want your daughters to be traumatized by what they find well the good thing is they wouldn't find any photos of me.
Speaker2:
No. You know.
Speaker1:
It'll all be me, which would be frightening. Well, that would be less traumatizing to them than seeing pictures of your dad and, you know. That's true. You know, Superman suit or something.
Speaker4:
I'm not related to them, yeah.
Speaker1:
Yeah, butt plug-in and, you know.
Speaker4:
Oh, honey.
Speaker1:
I got rid of those pictures. I got rid of them. Oh, Todd, I'd like to see them. I bet you they're hot. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there's 20 pictures we all want to look at.
Speaker2:
Yep.
Speaker1:
I don't know. I got rid of those pictures. I got rid of those pictures. Oh, Todd, I'd like to see them. I bet you they're hot. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there's 20 pictures we all want to look at. Yep. All right. Nothing sexier than a man's... Superman. Hairy butt with a butt pleaded. Hop, hop, and it's away. Look at this. Able to leap a single butthole. Jesus Christ. Oh, my God. You're so not right. My Superman boots have eight-inch spike heels. Gorgeous. Look at my cape. It tucks right into my... I'm like a tissue dispenser. Anyway. You're so not right. What's wrong with you? Well, that's the kind of shit if I had it. Yeah, that would be the kind of shit. Yeah, you'd have to have some kind of a mechanism, like my heart stops beating and automatically ignites that shit on fire. There's a wire that's connected to it, and when your heart stops, it just... Everyone has dead man switches you carry around. Dead man switches. Nobody needs to know about that shit. Bitch, you need to let go of that thing. No, I can't. No, I can't't i can't never never let go of it no there'd be some things i really enjoy that will go to waste i can only let go of this when i die that's terrible yeah i i'm yeah i i would i would feel bad for your daughters finding all my goddamn toys because they would be like and here's another one and here's another one it's less shocking for them yeah i got it they've known you were a stripper yeah i was and everything else they know that like i kid around sexually sexually a lot a lot so they realize we have a sexual relationship of some sort i don't know what kind that is but yes and my daughters are both adults yeah i mean they're not virgins they're not virgins yeah absolutely um so i don't think i mean hell they found my ex-wife they talk about a container they found under her bed with fucking big dildos fucking elbow length fucking rubber gloves and fucking strap-ons and shit like that so yeah oh my god that's more traumatizing than anything they're going to find for me because there's nothing nothing like that you know unless you have a strap-on i don't know if they ever discovered this podcast they would realize it's like no it's just a dad we know that's it yeah yeah well yeah i don't want to get into that conversation with them when you start kidding around with the two hours of anal fisting they're
Speaker2:
Thank you. Yeah. Well. Yeah. Don't want to get into that conversation with them.
Speaker1:
When you start kidding around with the two hours of anal fisting that you're going to do to me, it's like, oh, come on. They know it's ridiculous. I could only do one.
Speaker2:
I know.
Speaker1:
Your arm would get really tired.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
I mean, so when I tell them two, they know I'm joking.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
If you say two, you're joking. If I told them two hours of anal fisting, when I tell them two hours, they're like, no, he can't do that. No, I can't do that. One. One hour, they're going to be like, dad, you're joking if i told him two hours and when i tell him two i was like now he can't do that one one hour they're gonna be like dad you're sick but when i say two two hours of anal fisting that was a running joke for a long time and on holidays three oh yeah on holidays well that's because i ask for it it's a special day so many ways i need an extra hour of anal fisting. Doesn't everybody? I think so. I mean, it's something you may or may not want to consider, depending on your relationship. Oh, yeah. If you're hiding something from your significant other, and you have, let's pretend somebody. I don't have anybody in mind. I'm making something up. Okay, you're making it up. Let's pretend somebody likes to dress in women's clothing that isn't a woman, and his significant other doesn't know. And I'd say he pretends he keeps him in the trunk of his car. Oh, my. So would you- He gets into a car accident and- Well, just saying. There's a suitcase back there. Well, if something happens to him, regardless of accident or not, you know, you could, you know, let's pretend it's hidden in the garage in a toolbox. You know, his wife's not going to go look there, possibly. You know, but he, you know, tells one of his buddies. Right. Hey, man, something happens to me. I need you to go into the garage. And get to the toolbox. Go to the snap-on toolbox and take out the strap-on. There you go. You know. A scary situation would be if he had it in the back of the trunk of his car, gets into a car accident. Either he's hurt or killed, and then the wife is opening up and sees all this women's clothing. Her first thought would be like, oh, he's fooling around with other women then he sees that the shoes are like 14 high heel wait a minute it's funny he wears a 14. she sees dresses out of like a 52 inch chest it's like hmm i don't think bras that have chest hair stuck in them god he cheated on me with some ugly fucking behemoth women he couldn't even find a good-looking woman jesus christ and here's pictures of this woman he was at she had a beard just like him wait a minute wait a tick Oh my god Crotchless panties In a size 42 waist Oh fuck Wait a tick. Oh, my God. Look at these crotchless panties in a size 42 waist. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Yeah, that can be a bit disturbing. So if you have- But those who enjoy it, God bless you. That's true. But just if it's not something that your spouse is into and you might want to think about. Well, if it's something you're hiding from. If you're hiding from your spouse and or kids.
Speaker3:
Yeah, your family.
Speaker1:
You and your wife might be into it.
Speaker2:
Right.
Speaker1:
So it's something else to consider. You have another lifestyle couple and you're like, hey, we're into the BDSM.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
If something happens to us, I need you to come over to my house and get all the fucking bondage gear and get it the fuck out of my house before the kids show up. I don't understand how you could get into the house before the kids are there. Let's pretend that they live here, but the kids live out of state. So the kids are notified and the kids are flying in. Yes, you have some time. Hopefully. Don't waste any. Yeah, don't waste it get over there you know you hope you find out the same time the kids did so you have that time to get over there yeah and then hope your key still works that's true how many times have we changed keys in this place we had a shovel but you still don't give me one that works uh yeah well there's a reason for that thanks like i don't realize don't realize the reason. You don't realize? You have to knock on the door. Honey, let me in. Wilma! I promise I won't Dutch oven you anymore. I promise. Oh, yeah, okay. Let's go with that. Wait, who's the one who Dutch ovens? It's you, dear. Oh, I do not. That is so untrue. Stand back. The lightning's going to hit. I know. I'm looking up a net. Yeah up it doesn't translate to a podcast yeah i'm looking up i hope it doesn't strike me but um yeah i don't put the wait a minute i do not put the covers over your face and suffocate you with my you just anal gas you just fluff them i do not i try to hold it in, hold it down.
Speaker2:
It just makes a lot of noise. I can't hide them.
Speaker1:
They're not- Blows the sheets from being tucked in. There's some loud ones lately. It's like letting the air at the end of a balloon. Anyway, that's not what the show's about.
Speaker2:
Still on topic. Sorry. Yes, dear.
Speaker1:
I just had to correct that. I do not touch oven you. That would be cruel and nasty. You, on the other hand, have done that to me. We've done it to each other. Every couple does. I cannot put the covers. I am physically unable to do that. Well. You're much stronger than I am. A little bit. But anyway, so, yeah, it's a... It's a dilemma. It's a thing you have to consider. If you have something to hide. I mean, even your phone, okay, like... Oh, yeah.
Speaker2:
Hey, how about it?
Speaker1:
You know, like, if you don't have a passcode on your phone, and you have pictures on your phone that you might not want someone to know, you might want to... Because for a long time, I didn't have a passcode on my phone. Why not? I just didn't feel the need. Oh. And one day I had left, of all places, Walmart, and I left my phone in the basket, and I drove away. Oh. I put the cart I was using back in the cart return outside, and I got a couple miles down the road and I was like oh fuck my phone turned around and went back
Speaker2:
and luckily
Speaker1:
my phone was still sitting in the seat of the basket luckily they don't pick up the carts but once every week right so they I was like yeah so I think
Speaker2:
it's like
Speaker1:
man I got pictures of all sorts of people
Speaker2:
in there
Speaker1:
it's like you know
Speaker4:
I might want to
Speaker1:
passcode that yeah I would think so now it's passcoded Thank you. It's got pictures of all sorts of people in there. It's like, you know, I might want to passcode that. Yeah, I would think. So now it's passcoded. So that's something to consider, too. Your phone. It is your phone. I mean, what do you have on your phone? Well, here's a... Even text messages. Oh. Do you continue the thread, or do you ever delete the thread... And then start it new. And then start a new one. You know, so you don't have, like, the last six months of, you know. It depends on who I'm talking to. Yeah. You know, if it's family members, I want to keep in a loop of things, and I'll just keep the thread moving along. Yeah, if it's somebody I talk to every six months, every three months, and I start new. But, again, with you and I't matter. You know, my boy you know, my boy toys are texting me not a big deal. They're always, you know, hey, how you doing? How's the arm? When can we play? I'm horny. You know, it's the same thing. How come when I wrote you that you blocked me? Oh, was that you? Sorry, hon. I'm getting used. it. Stop it. I've actually bought burner phones. I got burner phones. It's like come up as a different number. Oh, who's this? I'll block them too. Sounds like Vince. Oh. I'll see how smart he is. Oh, honey, we can play. When are you going to make me, what are you making us for dinner? Oh, I'll make it. Oh, fuck, it's Vince.
Speaker4:
The man can cook.
Speaker1:
But yeah, it's something to consider.
Speaker2:
Yeah. If you have things to hide.
Speaker1:
Okay, you and I are blessed in a relationship that we don't have anything to hide.
Speaker2:
No, I can't think of anything that's even worth hiding. No.
Speaker1:
No, not a thing. No, some people might. Yeah. So you might want to consider a shovel buddy. Yeah, especially if it's going to be very awkward. And if you're not there, you're kind of putting this burden on somebody who really doesn't deserve it. Well, if you don't get a shovel buddy, you're risking the chance of someone's final thoughts of you, whether it be a family member or whatever, all of a sudden not being called. They're like, I always thought that he was such a nice guy. Let's pretend someone cheated on their wife. And let's pretend they take pictures of their activities on his phone. Oh. Or this woman is texting him naughty pictures. Right, exactly. And his wife has no clue. Now something happens. He drops over. Right. And all of a sudden she's going through his phone and all of a sudden it's like, who's this? That looks like his dick doing, oh my God. Exactly. Oh, that's a terrible way. So now all of a sudden the last memories of that person are like, that son of a bitch. Tainted, yeah. The memories are definitely tainted. So yeah. It's something to consider. Something to really consider. It really is. I mean, you could, you know... Or, you know, since you don't know when you're going to be incapacitated, whatever form that may be death or sickness or whatever. You're going to say you're paralyzed. Paralyzed. It's like, oh, can you imagine laying there like, I've got to get to my phone, I've got to delete those pictures. You can't talk and you can't move. You're sitting there twitching your eyes back and forth oh my god i gotta get to that phone and delete those fucking pictures yeah you know that's the one thing i really kind of hate about the iphones like you've complained about it too just getting a little bit off topic here it's like all the pictures in a main gallery even they make albums it doesn't remove them from the main gallery so i can't hide oh you could have hidden you can have a hidden you could hit them but you know hide them it'd be nice like if i take a picture of the dogs i could just move it into a dog directory yeah pet so that way i'm not scrolling through six billion photos like oh here's the house okay here's well even if you make albums, it helps, but in the main... But they're still in the main one. In the main gallery, so why do they do that? Take it out of there. They didn't ask me. I have like, you know, 4,000 pictures in there, and it's like... If they would have asked me, I could have corrected them. They could have corrected them, I know. See, and getting back to the shovel buddy, at least you could have a hidden file, so then maybe nobody will find it they know to look for it well again if you're hiding something like that from your significant other you should put a passcode on your phone that they don't know they don't know of course then when your significant other tries to grab your phone it's like honey it's pass protected well i want to make sure if i lose my phone someone can't get it well what's your password and you tell them so then once you tell them now you gotta reset it and they reset it's like oh i didn't like that one or you know that one i forgot it so i had to reset oh forgot it that's a good that's a good excuse that's a good excuse yeah but so the shovel buddy thing is something to consider i agree yeah i'm just i'm just still very confused. Like, how do you set that up? Well, it has to be someone you trust. Well, that I get. And it's hopefully someone that won't die in the car crash with you. Good point. Good point. Do not take your shovel buddy out skydiving. Yeah. Or in a plane. Or drink and drive or whatever. Drinking and driving. Right, exactly. Or who's in worse shape than you. That's true. These are important things. If somebody doesn't have one foot in the grave already, and if they die before you, find a new one quick. That's true. But is it something that you make a contract? Is it like a written thing? Is it just something you like a hand shape? I mean, if you wanted to, now it's just a paper trail. Why would you want that? A paper trail, you don't want that either. No, it's just something we agree upon. It's like, hey, man. But again, how do you execute something like that? You can't just walk into your- Well, it's got to be someone you're close to. Really close, because you have to be able to just come into your house to delete things off your computer. Well, like I said, it's got to be someone that- Take things out of your garage or in the attic, whatever. I mean, in all honesty, let's pretend I had a shovel buddy for whatever reason I would need one, it wasn't you right exactly and i mean i have a lot of friends but no one that close that of all sudden one of my buddies that shows up because i died you're thinking he's coming over to get fucked but um that's true he's like oh um yeah can you let me into the studio i have to get to vince's computer for a minute. He told me there was something that he had in there for me. For him, yeah. No. No. What would happen? You'd come over, stand beside him, like, what was it? I know, I'd be like, oh, awkward. Oh, Vince said there was a box above the freezer that I should get that he wanted me to have if he passed.
Speaker2:
Oh, okay, let me see.
Speaker1:
Let's go down and get it.
Speaker2:
What's in it? Oh, I don't know.
Speaker1:
Oh, look, it's knee-high boots in size 12 men.
Speaker2:
It's not just a box. It's a freaking trunk.
Speaker1:
And it says, come slut on them. Hmm.
Speaker2:
Then I look at your buddy and I'm like, do they fit you? Could you use these? Well, not directly. Oh, my God. Yeah, I, yikes, it's just easier if you're just, you know, up front with your spouse. Oh, that's my point. There are people out there that need shovel buddies. Oh, yeah, I agree. It depends also how outlandish your fetish is or how. Well, you have shot with people that are in relationships, various stages, whether they're married, dating, whatever.
Speaker1:
That was their call. So if we gave them copies of their videos,
Speaker2:
they need a shovel buddy.
Speaker3:
They need a shovel buddy.
Speaker2:
At least when we shot with them, we generally don't shoot their faces. Try not to. So, I mean, a unsuspecting spouse might look at it and be like, oh, which is a porn, not realizing that the dick in there is her husband's dick. Whatever. You know what I mean? Unless she really knows his dick intimately. Oh, it's a good marriage. She should.
Speaker1:
Well, yeah, but, you know, after a while, you know. A dick's a dick? It's to some degree. If they're all, like, you know, they're all white, then they'll kind of look the same. If they're all black, they're... What are you trying to say? There's a lot of similarities. If you don't see the face, you don't have, like, birthmarks or any kind of mark that gives you away or a tattoo, you could pass on the... Oh, that's somebody else. Excessive amount of pubic hair? Yeah, excessive amount of pubic hair, whatever, whatever that trait might be. You could probably pass, oh, that's not my dick. I mean, it just happens to look like mine, but they don't kind of look the same, right? I mean, you could probably pass it off as just some bogus porn that somebody gave you. Tattoos give it away. Tattoos definitely give it away. Yeah. All right, well. Yeah, and that was the concept i had for the topic was about the shovel buddy concept shovel buddy so it applies people that aren't in the lifestyle that's true i know there's but you know we've watched lots of shows it's not just from your spouse it might be from your family yeah you know so something happened you might your wife and you both might need a shovel buddy. That would be us. Not really. We don't need one. Like I said, my daughters would not be surprised. There's nothing they're going to find of me that's going to go, oh my God. I don't even think your mother would be surprised. My mother can't get up the steps to our house. Oh, that's true. I mean, besides, she found out about our lifestyle. My, my mom wouldn't be surprised. No, she wouldn't be surprised either. No. We're pretty cut and dry. I think so. We're on the up and up. We're happy. Yeah, I mean, some people get offended, but whatever. Yeah, well. That gets back to that show where I ranted about motherfuckers that, oh, you're a swinger? Oh my God, no, I don't want to have sex with you. That's not what I said. Anyway. Don't flatter yourself, okay? Yeah, yeah, don't worry. Oh my goodness. goodness we have something in common i don't want to fuck you and you don't want to fuck me so we're good anyway um i'm over that it doesn't sound like it dear i'm in therapy oh okay well that's a start bourbon oh well that's a good therapy anyway all right so uh again uh the new issue for February's out of 50ShadesOfPleasure.com, free magazine.
Speaker2:
Enjoy it.
Speaker1:
Some pretty good videos I found on YouTube I linked in there that you can watch. So, it's free. Tell your friends. And info at Hot Wife Podcast. Love to hear from you. So, everyone, stay horny.
