Erotic Weekend

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. Well, hello, everybody. This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast.

And of of course I'm here once again with my wonderful husband Vince it's not my Steve he's on the line too hey Steve Steve hey how's it going guys for everyone that wants to know you just keep calling them and sooner or later they let you on the show just to shut you up it's worked quite for me now phone stalking phone stalking but the difference is he kept saying i'm gonna come and abduct donna and i said well let me know leave the door open i didn't go over very well i'm not abducted and well i took the challenge out of it for you. Yeah, he was like, yeah, here, take her. Yeah. Please.

People start rethinking that shit. It's like, wait, he's willing to give her up? Yeah, well, what kind of a fucking maniac is she? We don't have time for that. Psycho. That's a five-part series right there. We can do a show about a show about a show. Well, not alone. A show about a show. A show about a show. Okay. That's complicated math. I can't deal with that. Yeah, I can't. It's too late in the evening to be thinking. You might as well ask me a word problem. I can do that better. You got your hot wife necklace on? You got your hot wife mug again? Damn, look at you.

Did I put this on correctly? Yeah, it looks like it says, Oh, great. I'm just glad. I'm still glad you didn't get the cum slut necklace. Do you want to tell a little story about your necklace? Well, when I saw the hygienist. Well, dental hygienist. The dental hygienist. People were like, What kind of hygienist is she seeing? What's wrong with that?

There's so many things things wrong with me it was at the car wash and they said we need to wash that thing out now i told this story before but i was at the my dental hygienist and i was wearing my hot wife necklace and uh you can see my remembering you're wearing your i yeah i totally forgot i was wearing it But I had like a sweatshirt on and a T-shirt. And she could see it a little bit. She goes, what does your necklace say? I'm like, hot wife. Not hot wife, but hot wife. I said, my husband thinks I'm hot. I was like, we're going to go with this.

And then when I got home, he's like, wow, I'm glad I didn't get you the cum slut one. But we did have have that because it was like boom salute it was like oh yeah that's our maiden name maiden name in german cum salute cum salute we're just having made in cursive no one can read cursive anymore and then you say what you know you make stuff up what does that say i i don't know i just saw it looked pretty. Didn't say nothing, you gotta read it. What does that say? I don't know. I just saw it looked pretty. It didn't say nothing. You've got to read it. But, oh, my God. I got it in an Easter egg.

It looked pretty. I put it on. Yep. I don't know. I was too busy sucking this other guy's dick when he gave it to me. I didn't see what it said. I just put it on. So I do match. I have my hot wife tumbler and my hot wife necklace hot wife belly ring no the little ball keeps falling off story of my life doesn't stay screwed story of my life yeah i figured that's where you're going with that so you wanted to talk about something different tonight yeah let's just Screwed. Story of my life, yeah. I figured I was really going with that one. So, you wanted to talk about something different tonight.

Yeah, the last show was so heavy. The last couple of shows were a little... A little too heavy. I want to do something like the most recent erotic event or... You're going to embarrass me. What? Oh, it wasn't with me? Oh, no, it wasn't with you. All right. Wouldn't that be more embarrassing since it wasn't with you? That's kind of what I'm going at, yeah. Well, the most erotic recent experience you've had. Without Vince. Without Vince. As so many of them are. Damn, all of them, I think. That's what makes it ironic. Vince isn't there. I can enjoy myself.

Vince is holding the camera on most of them, so I can enjoy it over and over again. Okay, go ahead. Go with your story. I'm starting the kum salute. Well, that's what we want to talk about today, something sexy. That's why I thought it was going to be about me. Why don't you start with yours, dear? Your most erotic recent experience. Recent. All right, I'm done. Oh, well. All right, I'll start it off. Well, I went to the cigar shop and they gave gave me a free cigar. Oh, that's, that's. It got hot. It got hot. What store was that? I'm going there next. I'm buying a membership. Oh, yeah.

That's just too hot. Okay, get to yours. I guess people want to hear that instead of mine. Well, I thought yours was very hot. I thought so.

Now, we had a a gentleman that i shoot with pretty regularly newman and he came over on a sunday morning and a week ago a week ago and we had all kinds of crazy sex and all different kinds of places i mean we were in the pool we had sex in the pool on the side you need to kind of break it down it's just like you're not selling the eroticism oh it's like yeah we fucked a lot all over the place so where's the erotic part well we fucked okay we started off we got into the pool we're just like messing around but uh he was like fondling my breasts and, like, his fingers went down to my pussy.

All right, there we go. Stop it. I'm sorry. Wait, I wonder if I can get his dick in my pussy because water isn't the greatest we lubricant in the world, and wow, it went in. It was, you know, a little bit rough with the water since it's not a great... Well, that's a big misnomer. Everything's like, hot tubs are like so erotic. Water is not the greatest lubricant. Yeah, water isn't, but I mean, being in the hot tub is, that's erotic, but the sex that happens...

But then after 15 minutes in the hot tub, when it pulls all the starch out of your mouth mouth so you're both sitting there like uh like a limp piece of spaghetti not quite the erotic why'd you look at me when you said i didn't look at you i'm not i swear to god i'm not looking at you am i looking at you no the water does wash it away but you know what donna i found uh so if he just puts himself inside of you and then stays there and then plays with your clip it's same thing you know me and my wife you know we're like oh no one's around the pool you know uh we're gonna do this and like you said after two or three pumps i mean there's no moisture left in it and so i've just kept it inside of her and yeah nope it'll dry out and she stays moist and i mean it's a hell of a good time for the guy because then you just get a clitoris orgasm you know i mean without any motion in the ocean yet but but at least it prevents it from drying out so you're gonna have to try that with uh with vince after this podcast let me know we're going right down to the pool we're done here I don't.

not 85 shrinkage anyway but that was that was really exciting and then like we moved it up on the deck of the pool and i didn't unbeknownst to me but vince told me later as we're fucking on the deck of the pool he said that our neighbor is going up their walk their uh now there is some distance between us and them they're pretty close well it's not like it's a fucking townhouse no it's probably a good 75 feet yeah and it's not like it's a fucking townhouse no christ it's it's probably a good 75 feet yeah and there's a tree line there but there's also a four foot fence if you were standing in at our pool they could see you standing they could say but when you're laying down on the deck getting fucked they can't say it thank goodness but he's like yeah your neighbor is going our neighbor's going up the steps.

He goes, I could hear her talking. I was like, I heard nothing. Not a thing. You heard balls up. I did. That's all I heard. And he said, it was really cool because all the water was beaded up on your butt from being in the pool. That's pretty erotic, I thought. Yeah, I showed you. It looked pretty erotic.

You have the sun beating down on you, you have the sun beating down on you you have the water beating off your ass I got awesome tan lines like none, no tan lines because I was naked all day that was a lot of fun I was dressed, I don't have tan lines either well nanny nanny no one wants to see them, I'll check them your tan lines. No, you didn't. I said I will. Yeah. Someday. Yeah. Let me see your tan lights and turns the light off in the room. Should I get a hint from that? I don't know. I don't know. Then she tells me not to talk. Uh-oh. Nipples are out. Maybe.

Just having a little fun with myself. Then we took our little fun. Let me see. Where do we go next? Then we went into the pergola. The new pergola that we built. Which, for everybody who doesn't know what a pergola is, it's a square gazebo. Yeah. It's a pergola. It's a different geometric shape. It has to have a different fucking name. It's a square.

No so okay we just actually i built that last saturday night and about most of it about three hours we finished it up sunday morning and then we were and we had some raw wood oh yeah it was not a kit but um but then now one of the parts you're forgetting to tell okay now the part with the pergola to keep in mind is the pergola is maybe or the edge that edge of the pool is all of about 30 feet from the edge of a road yeah we're really pretty busy during the day yeah so if you watch the video or yeah watch the video you hear a lot of traffic it almost sounds like they're in the middle of the fucking traffic lane you'd think our road is a damn raceway sometimes but there's cars going up and down and yeah and there's just just that little other little sunshade and a little bit of fencing and then on top behind that it's like a little bit of you know arborvitae and then the road yeah so a bit of lawn in the road so let's go back to the one when you're on the edge of the pool i think he actually even fucked you there i don't remember i think so there was it we were just like fucking all day long it was like i just felt like we were just we went from like one area to the next to the next and just kept fucking and fucking and he just kept staying hard and i kept trying to talk and to give him a blowjob underwater and just stay there the whole time that would be really hot thanks you're all heart well you could just breathe through his dick like a snorkel and it'd come out.

You'd breathe through his nose that way. No, that doesn't work? I swear he's trying to kill me. I don't know, Vince. That sounds scientific. I bet it would. Very scientific. Thanks. You're all hearty. Thanks. You guys collaborate. guys collaborate i hate it one lies the other one swears to it yeah well you know we're married what's a steve oh is there something don't judge yeah i was one of the guys racing past their house so was everyone else when i told them don't fucking at the gaze And we just started, you know, we were making drive-bys. Pergola. Pergola. It's not a gazebo. Pergola.

It was a lesser known fucking Japanese monster that didn't take off the way we wanted it to. Oh, no. Pergola. It's a take on my part. Hell with Godzilla. We have pergola. We have pergola. That was cool because we have uh you know some wicker furniture under there like a little love seat and some other chairs and a you know other stuff stuff like a little table and stuff they put your drinks on it so it was really comfortable so we had uh fun now are you trying to sell a sexy story or sell patio furniture i'm not sure well it Well, I like being comfortable when I'm having sex. Excuse me.

Just checking. You know, I'm not one that's just going to lay down, you know, on a freaking dirty floor and, ah, fuck me here. Last night you did. You know what? Damn. We put cushions down first. I beg to differ. We put cushions down to fuck. I'm sorry. We'll get to that story. That was pretty hot, too. Yeah, it was very hot. We'll get to that one. It was. So, and then, so if you're going to continue the story about last Sunday. Yes. So you did that, and then. I think we came up. When did we? I had those candy cock rings. That was up. No, that was. That was up in the veranda.

Oh, God, we have all these fancy names. No, that was down at the pool, too.

Was it down at the pool was it done yeah that was what you did first actually and that was the first so he had uh mentioned the other week about he thought um like if you're familiar with some candies those peach rings that they're like a ring and they're sugar-coated and he's like you know if i got those if we got those that could make a flavored cock ring and i was like oh that sounds like fun damned if i could find a those damn peach rings i think there's they they are naturally smaller than what you guys remember them being no they were never like glazed donuts that's not a glazed donut that's the size of a anyway so the peach ring didn't work no they were like they went on like your your pinky finger or your your finger like that's not gonna work so i mean it's not huge but it's not small it's no it's definitely bigger than that little tiny peach ring thing why'd you look at me when you said tiny peach ring i i'm not gonna look at you at all Fuck you.

But so we came up with a concept. Do you remember those necklaces and bracelets we had as a kid that basically has like sweet tarts on it? And it's held together by a little piece of elastic, a little thin piece. Did you ever see this, Steve? Yeah, I'm trying to remember what those are called. It's called a bracelet with sweet tarts on it. It's just a candy bracelet. Yeah, whatever.

Like a nerd's rope or something uh no it wasn't a different candy that's like a little bb yeah these are almost look like a miniature lifesaver but they're flavored more like a sweet tart more sweet than tart yeah but the same consistency they disintegrate and you suck on them over time she put them on his dick and was they're the perfect size too because they were on a little Thank you.

then tart yeah but the same consistency they disintegrate them you suck on them over time she put them on his dick and was they were the perfect size too because they were on a little piece of elastic so if he was a little bit they could fit any dick basically we almost sure so i had fun sucking his dick and chewing on the candy he didn't seem to hate it too much no he didn't seem to hate it too much and it was fun too because it flavored like his every his dick and everything so i was like as like you know saliva would start to disintegrate the real erotic part wasn't for that but then he um he actually was fucking it with it on his dick right that was fun and then um he took it off and took it off and he stuffed it in your pussy and then he was licking your pussy for a while and licking the flavor from your pussy up over your quit and everything else so yeah it was yummy all the way on yeah so yeah and and you were you know then he actually took them out of your pussy and you both ate them together yeah we did so i'm doing You took them out of your pussy, and you both ate them together.

Yeah, we did. I'm just remembering. It was a good time. Yeah, because I was really having fun sucking his dick and trying to get the candies to kind of dissolve so it would create like a candy slurry on him so I would have even i would have even more fun sucking them candy slurry which reminds me we did the ice pop by the pool oh yeah that was actually that was really hot we had got ice pops and we opened them up or freeze pops freeze pops you know those plastic tubes with colored water in them that they all taste the same they They're just different colors.

Pretty much, they're just different colors. So he was rubbing it on my nipple. The other thing I didn't get a chance to do because they melted too quickly, I wanted to slide one in my pussy. It just was melting too quick. Well, it was like 97 degrees out there. Yeah, and like I said, melted.

I was like taking the juice or whatever that was left and i was like dribbling it over his body like this is that's when he fucked you in the ass that that's when he fucked me yeah because then you guys went back to the again after you poured it like you poured the juice all over him that was fun sticky poured it down his chest and then you licked it all off that was fun and it was cool because you know you get sticky after that but you just jump in the pool and it's it's all gone so but you jumped on top of him again well that's what i do he's he's always game for that stuff so he's he's a good sport he's got a lot of energy that's what i like about younger guys not that it can't happen with older guys, but younger guys.

A little more stamina. A little more get up and go. Yes, older guys had our day in the sun. Not by the pool, but we had our day in the sun, yeah. I'm getting a little more comfortable here. Hold on a second. Yeah, okay. Hold on, just. Okay, she's.

I'm just going to stand up for a second yeah so you know here's so the erotic thought is picture you know again wherever you might live and you just pretend your neighbors have a pool have you ever thought about the fact of your neighbors out whether it's the two of them and hopefully you can picture them being attractive i don't want you to think you know you know, Betty and Clark next door, fucking 85 years old, slapping wrinkles down at the pool. Hey, I would be... Oh, good for them, but I don't want to see it. Are you jealous? No, no. Betty's not good looking. Clark's kind of cute.

I was afraid of that yes oh okay let's see what you're doing now so um but um yeah so you guys got all i think it kind of worked you up with that popsicle thing that was hot i'd like to do that again and make actually get it inside of me and like let it melt inside of me well you can't you know take it from the freezer here and take it down to the pool and put in the refrigerator already oh no we have a freezer in there i put in the freezer all right well we'll have to crank the freezer more yeah but it was just too hot outside i mean it was still good but it didn't last as long as i wanted it to this toy is very we're not going to tell you what she's doing.

You have to watch the video. Okay. So... Oh. And then we shot stuff up here. What did we shoot up here? That was the candy thing. That was the candy up here. Didn't I see it? You said it was down there. Yeah, I thought it was in the pool. Because we worked him up to it and worked him up to it. And then I... Oh, and then, yeah, that's what it was. I jumped on him and I... Yeah, you threw the cushions from up here, down on the floor. Yes, I did that again, didn't I? I like comfort. I like my partners to be comfortable, too. So, yeah, I rode him and then he gave me a cream pie. I made him.

I was like, you're going to come, buddy. I'm going to make you come inside of me. Tough, tough thing. It's a tough thing. He's like, no, please. How he suffers for his art. It must have been awful for him. So now, yesterday, we had contacted, or we got contacted by this younger gentleman, yep he's younger and uh very shy individual yeah very shy he he almost like he looks very little boyish you know like he looks more like he's 22 than yeah and very very shy very soft-spoken, very... So it was fun tormenting him last night. Yeah.

Oh, it was fun because you came down in your T-shirt with your bikini under it. When she came walking around in the pool in her thong bikini, his eyes were pressed up against his glasses. That wasn't that bad. Yeah, I was actually surprised he didn't get in the water to hide the heart on. Oh. Yeah, he didn't get in the water. I was surprised. Maybe the water was too cold. It was a little chilly. Maybe he was going to swim. I don't know. Yeah, well, I'll swim. Maybe he was afraid of shrinkage. I don't know. Yeah, that's definitely an issue. But, you. But he's a nice guy.

I feel like I just spoiled him. I am not sure. I think you're in the top. I wouldn't say if he's had sexual experiences. I don't think it's many. I'm going to bet you're in the first five women he's been with. I don't know. I don't know. No. I didn't ask. It would be impolite to ask. Yeah, no. A woman doesn't like anybody ask her age. A guy doesn't ask, you know. No, we brag how many women we fuck. Okay. I take that back. I guess I'm wrong. Yeah, I'd say, hi, I'm Vince. I've fucked over 100 women. Oh, sorry, Father. This week. Sorry, Pastor. Hi, I'm Vince. I've fucked over 100 women.

Oh, sorry. This week. Sorry, Pastor. Sorry, Father. Nobody likes a braggart. I'm not bragging. Yes, I am. People don't believe me. They look at me and they go, no fucking way. Are these rape cases you're admitting to? The whole roofies scenario all over again. I give them out my Tic Tacs. They took it voluntarily. I say, breath mint? They take it and it's on me. They passed out. I asked, they didn't answer, so I assumed that was yes. They didn't say no. That's true. Right? Want a Tic Tac, Donna? No.

yes they didn't say no that's true right you know uh one tic-tac donna yeah no so so what was the most exciting thing for you this weekend donna or last weekend cool pop thing yeah that was pop thing? Yeah, that was really, I thought that was really erotic. I really do like trying to mix food with sex. Sometimes there's certain foods that work very well and there's other foods that don't work at all. Like sloppy joe. Sloppy joe. Jalapeno poppers. Yeah, I didn't decide. No. Nacho on that one? No.

Pull no no pulled pork well you can pull my pork what a smart ass so what was Steve what would you say is probably one of the most erotic things you've ever done in your life so I'm a bit of an adventurist. So it'd be hard to say what the most erotic is. Some recent adventures, I'll say, is so me and my wife were just going up for a drive up the canyon because it was a nice day. And so I hey we gotta find some place up here and just buck.

She says alright yeah cool so we start driving by little picnic type areas in the mountains that don't have anybody in them and I decide to park at one that's got just a few people not a lot of people because I'm not trying to get caught and put in handcuffs but well the handcuffs but just a couple i'll bring my own well yeah i showed up in the handcuffs let's be honest yeah sure right yeah you know and in a collar and she led me to where she wanted to take me no um but so we ended up just hiking up a little bit to where we could still hear him talking but we couldn't see him and then just kind of lay down in some tall grass I brought a little blanket and so kind of like a pool thing if you were to if we were to stand up we'd probably be within uh you know eyesight of these people but laying in in tall grass you couldn't see anything so that was that was pretty erotic because you're you're into the moment and you're trying to be quiet enough that they don't hear you but then you kind of get lost in the moment or you're a little bit loud and depending We'll be right back.

That was that was pretty erotic because you're you're into the moment and you're trying to be quiet enough that they don't hear you. But then you kind of get lost in the moment where you're a little bit loud. And depending on where you are in that, that ecstasy that's building, you almost don't give a shit if they do hear you. And then you kind of want them to hear you. So the whole back and forth and really the most erotic part was putting your clothes on, walking out like you didn't do anything. And from the look that I got, I'm pretty sure that, you know, some sounds were hurt, you know.

Like, I just told people there was some mating elk in the woods that we were taking pictures of. It was pretty interesting. Wow. There was a big foot there. And they're fucking. You hear that?? Yeah, they kept seeing fucking harder. A big hairy thing. But actually, two days ago, I decided, just being a little sneaky, I got my wife a new dildo, and it's got this little footer tickler on it.

And so I put it under her pillow because she'll a lot of times she'll go and take a nap after work and the kids were playing at their friend's house and out of the house and so i put this this new dildo under she was going to go lay down and take a nap so i went downstairs and started doing the dishes and got the dog fed and just kind of hung out until i thought it'd be long enough and and so then i snuck back up there in the room and sure enough she had found the new dildo and she was playing with herself which standing at the door knowing that she was getting off on this new toy i well the idea was i was going to sit there and listen and get off but that lasted all about five minutes but you know before i jumped in and and uh i was helping her out with it just like your guys last uh podcast when you mentioned toys about not being a replacement but but an enhancer sure um you know that that's one of the most exciting things i mean a dildo is a dildo but at the end of the day you get your girl a new dild it might do the same thing.

It might vibrate the same way. Maybe it's just a little different color, a little bit different shape, but it's new. It's exciting. It's something different, you know. Different colors, different, you know. Makes sense. Yeah, that was awfully fun. And actually, during that experience, it was pretty hot, because I try and be an amateur Vince and record stuff, but mind you, I'm the guy in the act. And so all the videos suck because the phone's bouncing around while I'm trying to hold it steady, bouncing around.

And I mean, it just looks terrible, but what kind of made it a little bit more erotic is I always just grab my phone and do that. And then I'll send them to her this time.

I told her, I said give me your phone right so right there i'm uh she's in doggy style and i'm behind her and i said give me your phone and she's in the throes of passion and can't even like reach for this thing because i'm pounding her so hard so i grab her phone and i'm trying to hold it by her face and it's got that face unlock feature and the damn thing wouldn't unlock because she's like throwing her head back but i wanted to record it on her phone this time just to you know do something a little bit different she's making that oh face and so what yeah she recognized her face oh my god yeah and so about the time i realized it was my fault i i sort of slowed down the the pounding a little bit so her her head wasn't bouncing so hard and i got her her phone to unlock and and took a couple of pictures and and some little quick videos uh for and yeah and uh hoping she sent it to me yeah donna one time she was playing with a guy um i wasn't here no i was You just went upstairs.

And they actually took her phone, and he was banging her doggy style, and she held the phone underneath and shot the footage from the angle from looking up from the bed up. Right. And that was pretty hot. Yeah, even with the phone, it was... Oh, yeah. Yeah, so... I think it's... We have it posted. Yeah. Oh. But... So... But...

Yeah, no, that's it again i think i've talked we might even talked about steve it's the um you know you might ask your mate to send you pictures and they're like oh yeah but like donna she's always like you already have six gazillion pictures of me it's like like yeah but when your mate takes them for you and sends them to you it makes oh yeah and she donna's like well they're not gonna be as good as what you said it's like it doesn't matter how good they are the fact that you're taking them for me yeah or instagram um yeah twitter or you know i just happen to be like you know maybe the you know just just the thought process there yeah the thought was oh yeah i guess i should send it to vince too um but first instagram then it's oh yeah vince yeah but um you know it it makes it more erotic i mean if your wife shot a video of her playing with her toy one day when she was home and sent to you while you were out on the site, you know, how fucking hot would that be?

Pretty hot. I could tell you I wouldn't have a job because I would quit right then and try and get home before the batteries ran out. Shit, just stop and get more batteries on the way home, dude.

But no, like you said, it's uh it shows that she's trying to please you right at the end of the day it might be a picture of of my wife or or donna getting fucked or or banging herself with a dildo but she's saying here like i want to share this with you because she knows that you know it's going to turn me on yep kind thing so it's like you're still part of her pleasure uh you know you're still in that scenario and yeah well yeah i love that like we actually shot a video um it was staged obviously but um where she was playing with a guy and we facetTimed.

It may sound like I was someplace else, but I was actually on the back patio. So, but, you know, FaceTime, and, you know, and again, I've asked her to do that, actually, when she's going out on hot dates with guys, so. I did videos with the last hot date. Yeah, but a little short one, too. We should have done FaceTime.

I was talking to you on the phone when I was with the last one but i was like oh yeah i mean i mean again if you are someone who could do this with your mate and they're willing you know if there's some place where you could facetime them and you tease them over facetime i mean come on how hot is that pretty hot yeah if you if your wife called you while you were in your truck at lunch and started a facetime or whatever software you might use it all of a sudden she breaks out the fucking vibrator dildo and starts going to town on herself and talking dirty to you you know yeah you're gonna fucking you know mess your dash up yeah you know your air conditioning vents are going to have a certain smell to them.

I don't know what you mean. It's awful bleachy in this truck. I don't get this. I don't remember cleaning the truck this well. They didn't wipe the armor all in last time you cleaned your dash. Yeah, I know. Some bird shit on the inside of the window.

On the inside of on the inside of my window my windshield how the fuck did a bird shake on the inside of my windshield oh yeah yeah it brings all the girls to the yard so anyway this young guy we'll get back to that story so this young guy you uh got to go the full kind of realm with him oh yeah i mean it was just we're supposed to just meet and whatever and it turned out to be a little bit more lucky for him he wasn't gonna play it no i guess not the interesting part was after it was all said and done and he fucking it was dark so i didn't get to see if when you tell me about a big load on your tits.

Oh, my tits, yeah. All of a sudden, here's a guy who was real shy. Uh-oh. Getting static feedback? I think that's what it is. A little Jimi Hendrix experience? Yeah, I think it's just static. I don't know what's going on with this. It's these microphones, I'm sure.

All of a sudden, the guy who was real shy and answered everything in one to two words was like, yeah, it's a really nice night dude you were backed up that's what it is you need to get laid more it's going to help your personality that's what I've been saying I'm sure Steve does too we need to get laid more yeah all the time all the time please yep there's no wrong time. So with this new guy, Donna, how well did he do? Because I'm sure these guys, obviously, you know, they know you're in a hot wife scenario. How attentive are your playmates to what I'll say Vince's needs are?

You know what I mean because i know they better not i picture myself as that yeah well no not in that way i'm saying in a situation of like like i don't know like uh i i guess what is what does your husband want to see right and then maybe go from there and sort of rather than just this guy that feels like he's got the opportunity to bang you and then just does his thing to you you know how many how many guys involve uh hey donna what what does vince want to see i would say none i would say none but but again when we're oh really well when we're videotaping i will stop you know i'll just like tell them okay what you need to do now is move from this into this or hey you know he's a pretty good director because he's this is looking really hot but again i've been doing this for so long i'm not like the average guy shooting porn video he's not jerking off yeah and i don't jerk off he looks at a very professionally professionally okay yeah we're analytically you know i'm gonna be very analytic right now whatever you want to call that i call it being masturbating this one's pretty powerful we're having a power issue here apparently it's a brown out you're gonna put that in your brown eye no he's a wise guy it's out of the brown it's in the brown it's out of the brown um but um no actually it's i guess my arousal is one seeing her my arousal yeah her being pleased and um and if she's having fun and everything else and i am pleased i mean we have i get my arousal like after we're done and we all you know shower and i power wash her off every or after every shoot $35 car wash yeah i take her down to the car wash strap her to the hood and fucking drives me with my legs open You know, and I go back through and then I got the hot wax a second time A hot wax for a hot wife You know I'm not paying for you to go get a brazilian.

I'm just going to go to the car wash It's like three dollars extra there what the fuck uh and you have a spotless coat and coating so um but rust in my undercarriage thank you very much there was a rusty one time but um there um yeah no for me it's like an egg afterwards and we get our play time at night yeah and and we revisit you know and she tells me what was exciting for her and what you know what she liked and you know and and uh that adds to it for me i don't uh like you know during the the shooting and everything else as much as it's hot watching you know like my favorite scenario for don is when she's on top of a guy and i watch her ass going up and down you know that ass riding the cock looks great feels pretty good too especially when i can watch the the tv like when you have like all the cameras going i can see my my ass going up and down on some big cock it's like oh yeah you yeah talk about is the older gentleman you had to play with oh shoot yeah there's a an older gentleman we played with you played with uh a year or so ago yeah he did a tantric massage he's 72 yeah so he's like on the other end of our spectrum here yes and it still works oh my god he's got a nice cock it's like you know a great size gets really hard he's able to you know come i don't i don't think he can do multiple he goes for a while too so for being 70 what did you say 73 72 he said 72 shoo yeah god bless him i i i don't know what he does but whatever it's doing it's working I should find I should get his menu from him what are you doing it's still there yeah it's not a problem I mean he can't do multiples I don't think we've ever tried, but Jesus Christ.

Those guys can't. Exactly. If you're 20-some years old, maybe. Yeah, maybe. Or you just stay hard longer, like Newman just stays hard longer. But it is what it is. Everybody's different. Yeah. But he was fine, too. I mean, you know.

That's the spice everybody's different so yeah but he was fine too i mean you know oh absolutely so steve what would you say is would be your fantasy for your wife that you would love to see um i would i would say mean, to be honest, I guess with another, with another guy or a girl, really, you know, cause like I said, we kind of played around in that, uh, lifestyle, uh, a little bit, you know, before children and everything like that and kind of like you were saying i got something out of her pleasure um you know even if it wasn't wasn't me uh providing it i just you know i i like seeing her happy and like seeing her pleasure so i i don't know i i guess you're seeing i guess really that that wouldn't really qualify as a very good fantasy because I've dabbled in it.

But I don't know. I guess just get back to it kind of thing and just have her be open and enjoy it like she once did, I guess.

How far away from getting back into it do you think she is um well i i i honestly think it'll be when the when the kids are kind of uh out of the house okay you know because it is a is a mother um you know something like that take take time right to where we're gonna go out like you said even if if she goes out on a date by herself um she would go out on a date and then have some time and then have to be a hotel room or something because obviously can't come back uh with the kids at home sure um and something like that and and i know she she feels with the kids constantly at sports or doing this or that you know they're at that age where it sounds crazy but you don't get too much time with them you know what i mean and i know i i know like she would probably feel a little uh like she was i don't know taking something away from them if if they happen to be home one night and then she was gone all night on a date or something like that you know she she would feel like she was missing a time well how about if you got a uh get that hotel room scenario thing together you take her there but then there's let's say you and some other guy and she does a threesome oh that'd be hard yeah'd be very hot hell you just created my new fantasy see you just answered it for me and what you do is you blindfold her see that was always one of my fantasies years ago was to be blindfolded and I'll use Donna as a scenario say Donna blindfolds me and brings another woman home and And then I might play with Donna and this woman, and then the woman leaves, and then the blindfold comes off, and I never know who that woman was.

Yeah. You know? Oh, that's awesome.

So the thing is, you know, you get your wife to agree to it, and then you blindfold her, and you find somebody, you know, whether it be a friend or someone you know oh she'll agree to it i'll just offer the skittles by the bed well there you go that's it skittles that's it yeah well you kind of want her to remember it but um yeah because actually you know scenarios like that like when we first got into swinging um donna told me the kind of guy she was looking for and we found a guy and we went to a hotel room and she had fun with the guy and for weeks after that it was like insatiable because she was uh you okay yeah i'm good now i'm good now okay uh finish that off did you uh almost okay i'll give myself a little breather okay but uh but you know we find that like when we play with others our relationship sexually especially gets better but even romantically it seems like it somehow as weird as it sounds it pulls us a little closer i agree you know but yeah so you know you get your wife you buy her a new negligee or something and you get her to the hotel room let her shower up and everything else you get a couple of drinks in her put the blindfold on her and then you text him that comes to the door and he comes in and and the two of you have fun with her yeah and to build on that fantasy vince because that's super hot.

I have thought about that scenario, but, uh, with the blindfold, but essentially only I do the talking and only two hands or essentially one dick at a time. So she never knows whose hands are groping her or whose dick is fucking her or whose dick she's sucking.

Right like she knows there's another dude there but like if i did all the talking she wouldn't ever know is it him or me between her legs or whose whose hands are on me now like i thought that would be hot just for her not knowing uh you know what who's delivering the pleasure sure well well my theory was if you could find someone who's built like yourself okay you just don't she can't touch the hair or the face so she can't she can't do facial recognition with her hand and you know he doesn't talk and you try not to talk and you have music playing that kind of helps muffle it out right right and then like i said after he leaves she could take the blindfold off and then she could she's going to walk around i mean this is the erotic part for me i always thought it was like you could go through life and sit there and like you know like is that the guy it was it his friend like if your friend comes over it's like was it him was it who was it who was that bob no it couldn't be you know was it yeah walking through the grocery store was that guy kind of feels like that could have been him it was like you know you don't know and you don't tell her where you met that guy is this somebody you met online was this someone that you know personally you know so yeah was it a white guy was it a black guy she wouldn't know no no and that's what makes it so erotic is i do and she doesn't i don't know why that adds a level of erotic for me but it does for me to know to know and have her not know you know but it's like you know that's evil another one of those little fantasies for me it was always like you know it never happened um but you're like you're in an elevator and this pretty woman gets in you don't know her for adam all of a sudden she reaches over slams the stop button and you all of a sudden she starts pulling your pants down sucking your dick you fucker everything else you both get dressed you hit the go button she gets off at one floor you get off at your floor and it's like who the fuck was she you know it's just like yeah that two ships in the night kind of bullshit you know i mean it's a great fantasy i mean you know i That would probably pop so fast I could just go between floors.

Ding. Oh, okay, I'm done. This is my floor. Sixth floor, I'm done. I'm done. I have to get off here. Five and a half, I'm done. Okay. So anyway. Well, so bringing that back to you, Donna, so like I said, I'm a huge fan and I've watched all of your videos and, and, uh, it seems like you've done almost everything that I could think of, but still, I mean, really you never know there's a higher peak until you're standing on top of the one you thought was the tallest, right? That's true.

So what, all the stuff that that you've done what are the what are the fantasies that still live in your head that haven't been played out oh god vince pays all the bills the trash goes out without me telling him oh god you don't i'm orgasmic with that one well we did the blindfold thing that was very actually had a guy who uh was a fan and he wanted to meet her and i arranged for him to come by and she was blindfolded and the concept was originally that he was going to make multiple visits and like the first visit he barely fucked you he put his dick in a little bit but that he was supposed to come back to fuck you other times but somehow we lost contact i don't remember the mystery man yeah oh the miss oh my god i forgot all about that was a long time ago so she never actually ever saw what this guy looked like no nope she sucked his dick i forgot this is the early days of us swinging this is early early days and so it was kind of similar to this scenario yeah and i even i shot it with night vision on my video camera that way there was no additional light to show any chance of her peeking to see what he looked like i totally forgot so to this I have no idea.

she has no idea who this guy was nope nope in fact i forgot about the whole thing until just now i was thinking about the time when i was blindfolded with the two bryans yeah i had eye surges i had to wear these goggles i couldn't take them off so we had a threesome i i was blindfolded let me here's the funny part of the story the one brian she had met yes he's a great looking guy in great shape great shape then there's this other guy we that i found online his name happened to be brian the pictures he had showed that he should have been in the same shape as the other brian basically his dick should have been according these pictures the same general size as the other brides.

So theoretically it should have been according to these pictures the same general size as the other brian so theoretically it should have worked that she wouldn't be able to tell which brian was brian well the brian we knew still looked like the brian we knew the other brian didn't look like his pictures, was a little more heavy. I wouldn't know because I was blindfolded. Yeah. Now, you took him off at the end. At the end, I did. It was a little more heavyset or a lot more heavyset, and his dick was not as big as the other Brian. So it's like, well, you can tell who's who.

So that's where part of that fantasy I was talking about is trying to find someone that is comparable yeah i mean when you're blindfolded you can tell to some degree but yeah you don't care again you know steve maybe the fantasy you want to if she's good with it instead of you guys tag team her is you let this mystery man come in and have fun with her then he leaves you make her shower then you get in bed with her and you want her to tell you about how erotic it was and you could tell her how erotic it was watching her play with this guy she'll never know who it is yeah just like and that's that's what i think and that's where it's the enhancer right because like you guys said it makes it makes the sex you guys have after a play session that much better you know what i mean your wife's at home now or whatever while you're at work whatever she does and also it's in the back of her head thinking about like oh my god this guy i have no idea is he fucked me so good or yeah or whatever oh my god you know it's like his dick tasted good you know when he licked his balls his dick got hard i sound gay saying this um no here it sounds perfectly perfectly normal keep going and his balls just tingled and just turned me on so much oh Oh, my nipples flared.

Oh, my asshole puckered. I think you should write romance novels. What, gay romance novels? I didn't say gay. I just said romance novels. You did not say it either. Go back to your vibrator. You weren't supposed to say anything. Oh, sorry. But anyway, so yeah, but no, it'd be something. And you know what?

I i bet you start getting videos of her masturbating going oh my god i was thinking about you and that other night and you know is the hot part i just i can't say that yeah everybody knows the buzz where it's at i like that's right No, I like it Like I said, that's That's the fun part of it too Is sort of Thank you so much for watching.

be able to masturbate well yeah it's a good story but we're talking about the fun part with other people i'll always be able to suck dick yeah take your teeth out take my teeth out and care excuse me what a gumdrop oh gumdrop no gumdrop gumdrop yeah but uh yeah i i mean again if you have a partner who's willing i mean that's you know and you know it's a scenario you're facing you know where you have to go outside the house also it's like we know people and we've talked about this on air that are the lifestyle that they want to play every chance they can with other people well i equate it to like eating filet mignon or lobster every night at what point do you sit there go great filet mignon again you know it's it loses that special but you know if like let's say every three to four months you and your wife go do something we'll call it freakish you know and it gets you through to the next one it's it you know like okay that was really hot You know maybe you know uh for your birthday honey i'll bring in two guys you know yeah well like you said it i think it would lose the uh specialness isn't the right word but if you're doing it that often it would it would almost just seem like instead of an enhancer to the relationship it would just seem like part of the relationship oh you know let go donna okay you can talk fuck me i'm holding that back sorry okay she just had her orgasms anyway I was like I kept scrunching it I'm done I'm holding that back.

Sorry. Okay. She just had her orgasms anyway. I was like, ah. I kept scrunching it. I'm done. Oh, my fuck. Yeah, but anyway, you're saying Steve. I'm sorry, Steve. I just had to. She had to orgasm. No. No, it's okay. Fuck what I was saying. Orgasm again. That was hot.

Who cares what what i would say jesus christ i don't even have to put my hands on the steering wheel i'm driving with my hard dick now it can only go straight though i think that's the worst part i hope i hope there's not a turn coming up because my dick only goes straight i think steve was giving me a chili recipe if i remember right i'm not sure was that two or one tablespoons of cayenne powder i don't remember I don't remember so but yeah no adding that special again within your partner's um realm comfort level comfort level sure you know oh we're talking about now i'm i'm almost i'm almost like i've almost come to now you've only come once i could come to go come to a bit okay oh geez i i mean i kept like building myself up.

I kept scrouching it because I didn't want to scream. Were you edging? Not quite. I just kept going up to it and then back and down. That's edging, isn't it? No, I think edging is like you hold it at that plateau. It's edging. I don't know. Somebody would call in and tell us because I have no idea what the fuck it is. But now I've lost track. Oh, the comfort level of your partner. Oh, yeah, your partner. Yeah, I'm sorry. Donna screams out of an orgasm, and none of us know what we're talking about anymore.

I'm sitting here with this nice wet pussy in front of me and these two beautiful tits sitting there. They're just sitting right there, just waiting to be sucked. Okay. All right, let's just end the show. I had my work, guys. Thank you very much. Stop fucking around with this. I'm taking the buttons off. I swear to God. Stop. I'm going to take the fucking buttons. I won't do it again. Stop playing with the buttons. Yeah, I mean, you know, so the thing is, you know, you could, you never know.

If you start doing that stuff with your wife she might surprise you one day blindfold you and bring a guy over bring a guy over oh fuck no someone's dying I'm right there with you yeah i didn't know where to go with that other than fuck no yeah sorry honey i'm going to tell the neighbors you moved to florida you've disappeared that's all i can tell you i would never do that so I know that but yeah you know I mean it's a thing that hopefully would inspire her to want to be more creative yeah you know I think at the end of the day as long as both people in the relationship continue trying right now now whether that's trying to spice it up or just because like you said on a lot of your podcasts before then um you know relationships happen outside the bedroom right and so but but you trying it doesn't always have to be something, uh, you know, sexual, just, just trying to put them first and trying to show them you care and doing all this, that leads to spice up in the bedroom.

You know what I mean?

You can't, you can't ignore your girl all day and then expect to say, Hey, I want to bring somebody over and watch them fuck you really good you know i mean you've got to you've got to show the commitment outside of the bedroom if you want to bring that spice in inside of it and yet i know people who do that i know people who just think well this is what i want so you're going to do what i want no that's not how it works you know now if your wife is overly willing to do it and says do you have to be there then you might have another problem oh no honey you just go to work i'll just i'll just play by myself i'll show you the footage i've been shooting here's my website address go there check it out that's over there i'll give you a discount yeah no i've already shot with that guy he doesn't want to sign release i can't shoot with him again but anyway so yeah so uh donna had the last couple weekends this saturday night coming up you're going to be shooting with a new gentleman uh yes potentially shooting i mean he sounds like he's pretty willing and wanting so it's a it's a gentleman your age yeah another one that's sounds like from what i've picked up that he's um new to the lifestyle lifestyle yep and you're going to probably be doing something you've never done before yeah and talking him today what did he you had asked him what is one of the things you love We'll be right back.

and you're going to probably be doing something you've never done before yeah in talking him today what did he you had asked him what is one of the things you love i like a shaved cock and he's he's like i'm not and i'm like well it's not a deal breaker i said is it will you shave me and i was like yeah i think we could do that make that into the whole thing so we're gonna shoot a little video of her shaving this guy's cock yowza oh well i think we'll use like a say Thank you. I think we could do that and make that into the whole thing.

So we're going to shoot a little video of her shaving this guy's cock. Yowza. Oh. Well, I think we'll use like a. Safety razor. Yeah. Well, an electric one first because. Got it careful. That'll nick. Oh, really? Well, what do you do? Get nicked. Great. I know. Men's stuff does not shave well, man. That coin purse, man. No. Oh, I wouldn't bother with that. Well, there's a trick to it. You've got to really pull it smooth and shave it. But, you know, we'll have to get you a tub of water or something. Oh, yeah. I like one of those Mach 3s. I think they're pretty safe.

Whatever, don't advertise for those. Oh, sorry. One of those safety multi-laying. Yeah, one of those cheap disposable razors. Get the weedy dry out of the garage. It's working great now, man. Good, good, that's great. Take that right down. But that's what we want to hear about. Everybody's like, oh, fuck the sex talk. Let's hear about your lawn, landscaping equipment. With some people with the hair, you might need a weed racker. Just saying. I'm just saying. So yeah, you're going going to play with someone your age, which is rare. It is pretty rare. It's weird.

I've gotten so comfortable with guys younger than me when guys are my age. And you used to be very uncomfortable with guys younger than you. Yeah, I used to be a little more intimidated. Now I'm like, oh, what? You're only 20 years younger than me? What's with you do you have a younger brother i like him 30 years younger than me you know half my age is always good that's what a lot of people want to see and it's fun it's fun now this guy has a different thing that some people like to see. So he's a black gentleman. Yeah, he'll be interracial, sure. Yeah. That'll be fun. Yeah.

I'm looking forward to it. We'll see what happens. Good people are good people. It doesn't matter. Yep. My pussy doesn't know the difference between black, white, and Asian. It doesn't know. It just doesn't know. It's colorblind. You haven't had an Asian yet. Not in a long, long time. Not in front of me, have you? No, mm-mm. I've seen you eat plenty of Asian food, but I've never seen you. No, when I was in my 20s, I had like an Asian playmate. Asian? Yeah, briefly. Yeah, briefly. You're horny an hour later.

I'm not even going to go but that is true no I'm kidding but yeah so Steve you have to kick that idea around now with your wife over the next week or so and let us know her concept of you know and then you know I can you have to kind of log on to a swinger site and see if you can recruit somebody oh my goodness oh my goodness yeah yeah i'll uh i definitely i definitely drop bird seed all the time you know i definitely drop bird seed and and just as she as she picked up the little crumbs, you know, but she picked them up here and there. So I keep dropping them.

But, you know, one way you could do it is next time you're either a going down on her or having sex with her, tell her, it's like, I have this little scenario I would love to do with you.

And then you tell her that way she's already in the mood you know it's like not like while she's doing dishes and the kids are playing video games in the other room it's like hey honey while you're scrubbing that pot i want to tell you something first i'm gonna take the trash out then i'm gonna tell you how i want to see you fuck another man there's a trash i'm gonna say there's a trash thing get you hot let me start with that yeah i was going to say that might work if we reverse rolls a little bit if i'm scrubbing dishes in one hand and got the garbage bag to take out in the other and then i bring it up but now that you'll be like yeah you pull that off you're a master you know i'll climb to the mountain and seek wisdom from you so oh great steven i have a question you know i'm not that good i'd probably just grab something already clean and just hold it with the towel and take the garbage bag up in the other hand full of like, you know, those styrofoam peanuts.

So I can make it look really easy and be like, babe, I just got this clean. I'm taking this out. And how do you feel about a new dick? How do you like to be blindfolded and fucked by someone you'll never know? And by the way, I fed the dog. By the way. Yeah. Does the extra chores make you hot? They should. They should. Have you did that? Oh, you actually do do that. Yeah, I do that show, yeah. That doesn't help. Thank you. They should, they should Have you did that?

Oh, you actually do do that Yeah, I do that, should, yeah You say, we have to move to Alaska Where we only have six months of sun And six of dark And the dark ones will be so hot Dark ones will be so hot We won't put lights on the house You'll be so handsome to me It's like, wait minute hold on so full of shit so full of shit but uh yeah no i'd be curious if uh you have to tell us how you pulled it off the approaching her with it and then ultimately what your response was you mean you know does your wife drink wine or uh no she like mixed drinks she's not a big wine drinker so like uh mixed drinks are in order tropical fruity tropical fruity something or other you know then i think a couple drinks you know rubber feet and oh yeah by the way by the way what do you think about and you keep it in a very fantasy type realm at this stage don't make it reality yet because once you start putting the the reality part of it that it could actually happen what do you think of the scenario you like it i have it set up for next 30 yeah exactly just in case i didn't want to you know i didn't want to ruin you you know, while the iron was hot, I wanted to, you know, move.

I want to strike, yeah, strike while the iron was hot. Oh, you like the idea? Okay, he's at the hotel waiting for us now. The babysitter's out in their car waiting to come in. And we're going to go.

The dogs are in their kettle and the kids are locked outside let's go there you go let's go yeah but uh yeah no man i you know try it see what happens yeah yeah i i'm game four vince that's my homework from today's podcast yep i've got a little bit of a homework assignment and i'll uh i'll i'll report back on the on the success or pitfall yeah and if she shoots you down she shoots you down i want to hear her response and then i want to hear your rebuttal well can we go through like scenarios like if she says this you have to say that well if she says what would you say if she says honey your dick is all i need yeah see how she laughs because that's not a rebuttal i'd ever get from her your dick is all i need but i do like to have these spice but i want one that's grown-up size.

What do I look like, a size queen? That's not even true. No answer. Your penis is fine, dear. Fills my mouth and other holes just perfectly. Okay. Anyway, Steve, back to you. But it's nice having other things. I'm not a size queen, but it's nice having these big fucking cocks stretch my pussy out yeah sometimes sometimes it's a little uncomfortable anyway so if your wife says no honey your dick's all I need what you say? Shoot, I'm glad we're talking about this now because I have no answer when I'm not on the spot. I don't know. Probably, how do you know? I guess would be my response.

But that's not the right one. Here's my answer. I'm not saying it's for all time. I'm saying something special oh looky he makes oh there you go huh huh take notes take notes i'll sell the book that is good 95 okay and if she says honey i'm worried about diseases or getting pregnant bitch they even make flavored ones well that is they're getting pregnant. Bitch, that's what condoms are for. Well, it... They even make flavored ones.

Well, that's what condoms are for and also whatever screening process, you know, because that's really part of it too, the screening process to be comfortable, you know. Okay, so what else would she say? You really want to see me with another man? fuck yes i do babe there we go good answer good answer and she's gonna why do you want to see me with another man well i it just turns me on to see her pleasure yeah you know i mean i get I get turned on when I when I'm giving her pleasure, but I also get turned on just seeing her pleasure.

You know, I mean, seeing you give and receive pleasure is so fucking erotic. Yeah. Look at that. I got snowed all the way here. These are the things he used on me way back when. Wow, look at the time. Well, we've got to wrap this show up. I'm glad. And what happens if she says, but what happens if I want it more? I don't think. I don't know. Yes.

What if I like it and i want to do that more say well we'll cross that bridge if i come to it i was gonna say i would say well you know what i mean as long as it's in the open conversation and it's agreed upon then i don't see a problem with more uh versus less honesty you know there are rules yep yep you know i mean again what works for don and i doesn't necessarily work for everyone you know but like the thing is if don and i have a rule if we're going to play with somebody um without the other one being there one has to be someone we trust.

Now, I don't really fear a woman trying to rape me. I pay extra for it at the scrub and tug, but that's a different story. But, you know, Donna goes on these hot dates, but they're with guys that we've met and she's really played with. Yeah, we have our trust level with them. But, you know, it's you know, and again, we've added in the aspect if she goes and plays on a date or something with someone, I tell her, send me little pictures or little videos to tease me. So then when you come home, you know, we can you know, get up and ride the pony. Yeah, you're raring to go. Yeah. So. He always is.

And there's something exciting about the aspect too you know it's not like you're getting pictures every three seconds you know there's definite lag there and you're in you in your head you start like what is she doing now oh my god is she sucking his dick still the last picture she's sucking his dick and you know 10 minutes later all of a sudden you get her you know a picture of her like reverse cowgirl you know like he's eating ice cream yeah whatever yeah so but you know and then all of a sudden you get a picture where she's got like cum all over her face and it's like yeah that's my little slut you know and you come home and you're like you want you to do baby fucking shower get that come off you ah but um there's the romance there's the romance can i say that i'm sorry i'm not sucking another guy's dick proxy i'm just funny that way yeah um i'm the same way But the idea of idea of of having sex with my wife right out after she's had sex with another guy i'm like nope no thank you but the idea of her shower and getting clean and then her being a little stretched out so like not just i know that she had just gotten and now she's cleaned and washed up and he's, he's no longer there, you know, anywhere on her.

Um, he's just a memory, just a little bit of like a little bit of looseness. So like you get that physical, Oh yeah. She was just fucking pounded hard. That's, that's erotic to me. That's sure. That turns me on. Yep. And the respect to it's still the, the memory of it's still fresh in her head and hopefully it was an erotic evening. So she's still kind of horned up. And again, you know, Thank you.

the memory of it is still fresh in her head and hopefully it was an erotic evening so she's still kind of horned up and again and I've had this discussion with other people you know if your wife or you play with another person that's sex what you and your wife experience is love so the two are different not i mean not you what is i pay you that's a business transaction okay um so i like it nice and sterile there's no i pay you i tip you extra to shower and then but that's a great point vince that i think that's a great point that I think really holds a lot of people back that are interested in the lifestyle because they just can't discern between the two.

Because I mean, I've told my wife plenty of times, you know what I mean? I'm like, hey, let's go upstairs and let's fuck. And she knows what I mean by that. You know, I'm not going up there to, like you said, massage your feet first. And it's not that type of experience, right? Massage your feet, go slow. Go up there in almost no foreplay and just tear each other's clothes off and fuck. Don't say that too loud. You know, that's... Donna's listening. I might get bad ideas from that. Yeah.

But what i mean a lot of people a lot of people can't distinguish between uh it's it's pleasure it's not love it's it's something you do for fun it's a human vibrator it's something you do for fun it's a human dildo human vibrator it's all you're using that other guy's dick honey to just have fun and enjoyment you come home to me See you next time. It's just something you do for fun. It's a human dildo, human vibrator. You're using that other guy's dick, honey, to just have fun and enjoyment. You come home to me, and we have love. And then he takes the trash out. Yeah.

And then he takes the trash out. See, see, there's the romance. That's love, baby. If you want to really have sex, you do the dishes, too. Not the dishwasher. You do the dishes. I like when you wear that little apron yeah that's all yeah that's it just the apron it covers everything too well yeah it's kind of long she got me wearing those like barbecue ones it covers my chest wraps around it's like a 17x she's now just wrap the whole thing just wrap that like a good goddamn cigar wrap that whole body kiss the cook But it's so so wrapped around me you can't see it.

Yeah, I changed it from cooked.

I took part of the That's what I'm doing then she gets on her phone calls some guy and he comes over it's like, whoa, wait a a minute but uh yeah and that's again i guess we've had that discussion with people that oh i could never get into the swinging it's like well you have to be able to separate sex from love plain and simple you know yeah yeah there are times you make love to your wife there's times you just have sex but you know what you're going to have with someone outside of your relationship should just be sex yeah i would think so otherwise you have other problems that other people talked about before we said if you base your relationship on an orgasm you don't have much of a relationship nope so yeah but anyway so that is your homework assignment stephen next week i've got it written down, and I've taken notes.

And so I just hope the delivery isn't weird when I read it right from the piece of paper I wrote it down on with Jeff. So, honey, there's a difference between sex and love. And then you wrap me in a 17X apron. Wait a minute. I wrote down too much. I just got to make sure and not start all my notes as I wrote them. Vince said... Yeah, don't be Biden. Vince says. Yeah. Repeat line. Vince. Never mind. But, yeah. But, yeah, no, you know, again, you know, get her to sit down, have a drink or two or seven, and, you know. And a tic-tac. Work again.

Even, you know, get a drink in her and take her in the bedroom and have some alone time.

And while you're in the throws of foreplay, you know, tell her, I got that's how you did it that's why you stay drunk yeah um no no that's it that's how he started talking to me about the lifestyle we were in the lifestyle before yeah but i wasn't i just told you about it yeah well no you're like hey you know what you know let's have invite another guy over and at the the time it was like you wanted me to do an interracial thing which is i'm definitely what i'd done them before i've been with you know but you i was specific you had like this whole scenario you were very attracted to him yeah so it does it works i'm proof of it I can't stop now I can't stop She's addicted I am addicted addicted to dick yeah she has a dick issue but uh so yeah so next show or text me through the week let me know how it goes fingers crossed off so crossed.

If you pull it off. Yeah, yeah. I will for sure. I know I'll be, I'm supposed to be traveling here in the next couple weeks to Schenectady, New York. The beautiful, lovely middle of nowhere Schenectady, New York. So I don't know if you guys are familiar with that being East Coast people. But it's actually pretty beautiful.

I don't give it enough enough credit for what it is it's probably at least four hours from us i would say i'm guessing yeah yeah it's a beautiful place but that's why like i said i'm definitely going to do this homework because uh you know it's stuff like that too i feel like, like you said, in, in the, in the throes of passion or in foreplay, it's probably better time to bring it up than, uh, when you're traveling on the road and, uh, you know, you're, you're trying to be a little cutesy on the phone type of thing, which never works for me.

I don't, I never say cute things, I guess, you know, I'm always like, babe, I came home and my room was clean and the bed was made. She's like, oh, mine's not. I'm like, oh, okay, sorry. I got to my hotel room the other night and I was looking at all the cum stains on the bed and I was thinking, I was thinking of you. I'd love to see my wife fucked by one of the guys who watched one of these cum stains. Not the approach you want? Probably not the approach. Babe, it's blue light madness over here in this hotel room. Come on over.

I was thinking how great it would be to have you get gangbanged and I'd take the blue light out and see where the cum is all over you. It's Jackson Pollock painting. Make sure when you get done showering, there aren't any spots. But yeah, I'll definitely let you know. I'll definitely let you know. Hey, look, I bought you this blue light dildo. Put it in there.

Let's see if you have any stains nothing but a stain yeah no i just know so when you're going up to new york uh well i'm supposed to be going up there and in like three weeks from now but my schedule is i never believe it until i wake up the morning of and uh see that it hasn't changed you know what i mean just like i said before i work in the power sector and i there's always the uh schedule weekly schedule but then it just changes daily depending on on the need i guess you know i mean it was for example today i'm two and a half hours away from home and i was supposed to be at a different site half hour away and uh probably about nine o'clock last night i got a call from this customer saying something wasn't working and it was just too late to go up there last night so i was up there this morning so schedule changed today 9 o'clock last night but so is the life of a so is the life of a blue-collar traveler.

When you're up in New York, if we can, maybe we can meet you halfway or something and grab a beer or something, meet face-to-face. Yeah, that'd be great. That'd be great. That would do it. You know, I mean, I swear to God, swear to god we're twin yeah come on we're the twin soul people here donna come on i don't even know no yeah that'd be that'd be great if i can get up there yeah definitely i'll hit you guys up yeah be great i'll do a road trip okay's going to leave me and him and bring the dog, so there you go. I wouldn't do that either. That I definitely wouldn't do.

But anyway, so, yeah, we've almost done an hour and 22 minutes. Oh, dear God. Yeah. We've got to stop playing with ourselves. Wow, holy cow. No, you're the only one playing with yourself. I'm sorry. I'm just watching you play with yourself. I'm just, I'm taking my little headphone cord. She's wrapping the headphone cords around her nipples. Nipples and bouncing them. I was going to say, the rest of us are going to play with ourselves after Vince renders the video. Yeah. If I was playing myself. That'll be our time. That'll be our time.

If I was playing myself, you'd just hear her laugh incessantly. So that's how you know she's not, I'm not playing myself that'll be our time yeah that'll be our time if i was playing myself you just hear her laugh incessantly so that's why you know she's not uh i'm not playing myself so she's not denying it i'm not saying a word one way or the other let's enjoy that moment okay so anyway steven thank you brother for calling in thanks for calling in that was it's always good to know i i appreciate you guys having having me.

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