Erotic Spontaneity

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Speaker1: Welcome to the Hot Wife Podcast, where we dive into discussions about relationships, intimacy, and everything in between. Before we begin, we want to make it clear that the views expressed on this podcast are solely those of the host and guests, and should be taken as opinions, not professional or medical advice. Additionally, we remind all listeners that this podcast is intended for adults over the age of 18. Unauthorized rebroadcast of this show is strictly prohibited without the written permission of the owners of Hot Wife Podcast. Now let's heat things up. hello everybody this is donna lynn and welcome to my hot wife podcast of course i'm here with my ever famous or infamous husband vince infamous i think is his word more accurate as long as i get recognized yeah there you go yes so he's always with me i have a an option for a new entry song oh boy okay Are you going to try to find it oh don't fuck it up cutting crew yes oh man yes those of you who listened to the one of the previous podcasts you'll get that joke donna says that was such a erotic song so no i enjoyed dancing to him back in the day. It's one of my favorite songs. One of them. I mean, come on. My dancing career spanned two decades, for God's sake. So there's a lot of changes. Oh, come on. That's all I can take. That was like, oh. That's just disgusting. The music that I danced to kind of ebbed and flowed because in the beginning, the last little fringes of disco was still around. So it was Super Freak and all those kind of, you know. You can't defend that song. I like that song. You can't defend that song.
Speaker2: I do.
Speaker1: I like it. So it's too bad.
Speaker2: Fuck you. I like it.
Speaker1: Okay, you and three other people. That's fine.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: Thank you. that song i what i like you can't defend i do i like it so it's too bad fuck you i like it okay you and three other people that's fine okay they're my best friends okay fuck yourself i don't care i could i wouldn't have been married oh listen to stuff you listen to i mean there are some things but i don't dance to it you don't dance period well there you go there's a reason for that there's actually a lot lot of reasons for this. Yeah, I'm not even going to go there.
Speaker2: Yep.
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Speaker2: I don't know.
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Speaker2: Wayne So I sent you some, hey, I'm down here by the pool. Too bad you're working. Yeah, rubbing it down.
Speaker1: Nanny, nanny. Poo-poo. Wayne was spontaneous. Oh, yes. He sent us a mold your pussy kit. We're going to make a clone of your, it's actually clone your pussy kit. Clone your pussy. We're going to make a clone of Donna's pussy.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: A latex version of that, you know, swamp monster. That mess down there. The gash. Or chainsaw wound. The chainsaw. Oh, that's terrible. Oh, my God. You know, buying someone a gift is spontaneous. That was very spontaneous. I was very surprised very surprised and um well i think it'd be fun i think a whole lot of fun yeah we'll shoot a video of it yeah oh sure absolutely maybe once it's done if it turns out okay if it doesn't look too grotesque it doesn't look like the elephant Maybe we're going to turn gay. Maybe we'll kind of raffle that off. Oh, oh, wow.
Speaker2: Okay. Interesting. Maybe.
Speaker1: Maybe, I don't know i might make it into a cigar ashtray oh nice i love having cigars in my pussy see then that's what we do that's what we do wayne and i came up with a bunch of good ideas so you know okay we talked about you know putting a ring on your quit make it like a door knocker oh nice yeah very nice you know i said make it into a recharging station for one of your vibrators that would be funny for one which one would i put on there i mean i could make it into a can cozy so we could drink out of your pussy a can cozy oh that's just well god knows i did have that one beer can size dick didn't i and we could sit there and oh my god put a can Thank you. a can cozy oh that's just well god knows i did have that one beer can size dick didn't i and we could sit there and oh my god put a can of coke or whatever bottle of coke drop of mentos in it make you a squirter oh there oh that would be cool so but anyway no back to the spontaneity i mean like yeah that kind of stuff is erotic like pictures or stories oh yeah but you know you and i when it came up with the topic i mentioned to you and like oh like well this is a scenario and that's an area that you have been in because we're not going to talk about it yeah we talk about on air yeah exactly so i said i can't talk about what is one of your spontaneous erotic uh instances i had to go back and it just popped into my mind. Sorry, I have to clear my throat a little bit. Thank you. Oh, come on, douchebag. I'm trying to add erotic music to it. You're such an ass. I hate you. I hate you so much. This is going back. I had to be first year in college, so I might have been 19. I don't even think I was 20, because we had to go to the bars in New Jersey, because I wasn't, we weren't 21, so we used our college IDs. Theodore Roosevelt was president? Yeah, exactly. Okay. Fuck you, you're another, you're just such a fucking asshole. World War I had just broken out. I'm not going to talk anymore. Now, anyway, but my friends and I, like, we all went to this gay bar. And there was a, uh this there's this woman at the bar that i started you know flirting with and we started making out on the bar and stuff but that that's not the erotic part the erotic part had me there but okay yeah that was well she was um she was fun but uh her mustache got in the way it's sort of like she was a little more on the dikey side. She was still fun, but not really quite my cup of tea. But she was still fun. You couldn't find her pussy due to her penis? Maybe that was it. Maybe that was it. But I ended up chatting up this other guy, the bard. I don't know how I met him. I don't remember if we were dancing together. I don't remember. I was probably, you know, a couple of sheets to the wind, maybe. Gay guy? Bisexual guy? Or this there? So he felt like he wouldn't cheat on his wife. I don't know. I guess most people are, like, open to whatever at these bars. Most people are kind of bi or bi-curious or gay or whatever.
Speaker2: I don't know.
Speaker1: I was just there just bi, just having fun.
Speaker2: Right. Sure.
Speaker1: But anyway, we ended up going out to his car and started, you know, making out and, you know, doing all kinds of things in the front. I guess we were in the front seat. Yeah, I think we ended up taking things to the back seat because that just doesn't make sense in the front seat steering wheels yeah steering wheel so i have a funny feeling we went to the back seat like i'm saying this is going back i mean this had to be the early 80s we're going back and by backseat you mean like in the back of the stage wagon right exactly not station wagon stage wagon yeah thank you you're you always make me feel so young and special i appreciate that so much i appreciate you vince i really appreciate you what are those two middle fingers doing exactly so well a push come to shove or you know make a long story short pushing he shoved his penis right in you, didn't he? No, I ended up blowing him. I blew him in the back of his car and I ended up getting like a wonderful mouthful of cum. Wow. Yeah, I made sure that I didn't have a lot to clean up. I think that was like the big thing. It's like I don't want to dribble all over me because I'm, know wearing whatever you know because we had to go back into the into the bar and stuff and that was kind of yeah that was kind of fun that was actually uh kind of fun but i i don't if so long ago i don't remember all the details i'm sorry i can only give you like the gist i was probably very stoned i know go figure right alcohol tends to have a lot of spontaneous yeah yeah well there there's one other one i just remember can i tell you a second one you can tell it's your show okay well i know i know you might have a thousand of them because you know you're just the stud that you are what vince What? I might have a couple, I would say. Okay, no. Okay. This is when I remember, again, I still, I was in college, but I was like, this is like later on. And I remember I was with a girlfriend that I was having a little thing with. And she was this really pretty Italian girl. long straight dark hair kind of willowy just you know yeah she was really like sexy just like she didn't wear a lot of makeup she was just just very just pretty on her own not a striking beauty but just naturally pretty okay but there was a friend that we would hang out with one of the other art students who had um we used to call him the lion he had this like mane of hair and he was you know he was just a lot of fun and i'm sure right now i don't think he has that mane of hair like he had back then i'm you know none of us do but we ended up having a little threesome at a national park which I can't name because it probably is quite illegal that we did a little threesome. They can't prove it now. No, they can't prove it. It was a long time ago. We had a little blanket. We were just kind of like, hey, let's just mess around underneath these trees and whatever. So we ended up sucking and fucking this poor guy. And I remember her saying, Donna, I want to see you fuck this guy. guy never see you fuck anybody why i really want to see you fuck him and i was like okay i mean challenge accepted challenge accepted well the thing is like my birth control back in those days was kind of iffy and i was like well you know i'd rather not but it was fine it ended up working out fine but but she's like i want to see you fuck him that's why anal is great you know there is that that is one i saw a girl on instagram posting that you know she loves anal because she doesn't have to worry about getting pregnant well there you go i mean there's so many other you know but things that anal is good for me i mean besides that i mean i like the sensation i like the the fact that i have another hole i can play with i have a more of a i can get to my clit better because one you can keep your toy warm in while you're getting fucked in that's true too i mean there's so many different variations it's just amazing if you meet more than one guy you have something for everybody oh that's true yeah that's true it limits the wait time i guess it does but yeah those were my two those are two i can think of off the top of my head i did do another threesome with this young lady with uh i was dating a much older man and we we ended up doing a little threesome together it didn't work out as well though you've been in a lot of threesomes um yeah in my early days yeah a lot i mean i would say most of my most of them were girl girl guy girl girl guy yes not a lot of guy guy you no i no i know a lot of people like that at in the early