Embrace your inner Slut!

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife podcast. well hello everybody and welcome to another installment of the hot wife podcast i'm here with my awesome husband vince hey i see you and i'm no longer wonderful you're awesome you've gone up well whatever one level we'll call it that yeah i know the truth but i couldn't do this without you you know know that. Yeah, because you can't run the board. Well, there you go. I can't do that stuff, so I need you. Your job is to look sexy, and you just handle that quite well. I'll take care of all the other things. I don't know about today.

My grungy clothes. We're just doing some yard work. Yeah, it's always fun. So, yeah, we actually prerecorded the show with Logan and Autumn, and it sounded good when we were recording it, but once we listened to it, as I went to get ready to upload it, there were some technical difficulties that we didn't hear. Yeah, it sounded like, you know, garbled and not good, so here we are doing it again. Yeah. Take two. Take two, man. With only two, not four. Right. Just making things easier. So I didn't want to interrupt them and whatever.

I just wanted to quick get it done because I don't have time to record it and find out we have the same issues. Exactly. So we'll do something with that later. Yeah, leave us with Skype. Who knows? We don't, well, I just don't even know. I'm not even going to speculate. I don't know. I don't know what it was. But yeah, and the topic for tonight's show is embracing the inner slut. Ooh, which we know so much about. Yeah. Yes, we do. And I mean, we as in you and Ivan, so don't even establish that. I think he was taken aback when I called him out on the floor. I hadn't really thought about it..

And we'll get into that in just a little bit. Yeah, well, it's, yeah. Most people, when they look at me, would not think. Inner slut? Outer slut? Yeah, a slut. Come on. And by embracing inner slut is, we're actually referring to embracing that you enjoy sex. And we're talking more in the swinger manner, not in like, well, I love my wife and that's fine. You know, oh, my wife and I have great sex. That's great. We're not diminishing that at all. No, no. We're talking about in the swinger world when you realize like, wait, I can have sex with a lot of different people.

Yeah, as long as they're on the same team. I think we've established that. Well, whatever it is that floats your boat, you know? I mean, I don't want to hear about it, but, you know, yeah. Whatever floats your boat. Let's leave a go at that. Whatever floats your boat. Yeah, whatever. As long as everyone's consenting and adults. Let's just go with that. Bourbon. Oh, you just... Can't put my glass down that heavy. Nope, nope. So anyway, we're still excited. We haven't gotten the package yet from Spunk Lube, but we're still excited that we're working with Spunk Lube.

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So back to this inner, inner slut thing, we were talking last night about Mickey and she was one of our, don't want to say it's like an experiment but we've seen her blossom and morph it wasn't an experiment no but we've seen her morph from being very prudish we've known her 10-12 years yeah that's the thing we've known her for a long time And she's always been a very nice woman. Now she's younger than us. Mickey is, what, 16 years younger than I am. 20 years younger than me. Yeah. 21? Whatever. Well, you're six years older than I am, so 22 years younger than you. Something like that. Yeah.

And, you know, she's still married and was happily married at the time. And she, I don't know, you might ask her, she still might say she's happily married, but has decided to add in, well, let's back up. You know, she was always very starched. Yeah. Yeah. She was very stoic, very, you know, you couldn't say the dirty jokes around her. She was very... That's inappropriate. Yeah, yeah. I mean, she's always had a great body on her. Yeah, always. And if I made a comment to her, like, wow, your ass looks great in those pants, she's like, that's inappropriate. Yeah, you always got that. Oh, okay.

Take the pants off. I wasn't tired. Lighten up. But then... But that was the old Mickey. Mm-hmm. As we drink. And so somewhere around, I guess it's four months ago. I was going to say it's three months ago. And we have touched on this story before. Yeah, we have. So I hate to repeat it, but we're going to. She had questioned over the years.

She initially had reached out to us in the first, I don't know, three, four us and had said you pulled me aside and said are you and donna swingers and it was like uh what makes you say that and she's like well the two of you are very easy going and pretty open about everything and just you know look like you enjoy life it's like oh yeah well Well, we Oh, there you go. And I said, yeah, well, we are, you know. And again, back then it was like, oh, I could never do that, you know. Oh, yeah. It's like, okay, well, it's a shame. You're lost. And so here we are, you know, seven years later.

You know, she's had a few kids, maintained a great body. And, you know, let's say five, six months ago, she started talking to me again about the swinging world a lot of questions and uh and she knew that we shot adult content and uh you know she's like you know you really let donna yeah i don't let her she's allowed to to. I mean, she's her own person. It's not like she has to get technically my permission. And she's like, that's kind of hot. It's like, no, it is hot. Not kind of, it is hot. It is hot. Yeah. So she asked, like, then started asking, like, well, how do you meet people?

So it's, again, inching closer. Yeah, yeah. So I told her about a website. I showed her the website. Yep. And then, you know, she went and... Opened up a profile. But she didn't open up the profile right away.

She actually met a gentleman through business and was telling me, I guess he was kind of hitting on her and stuff and she uh basically she told me one day she's i met this guy you know for business and uh he's really kind of hot i really want to fuck him i'm like well go fuck him then i don't want to tell you you a couple of days later, she's like, I met him at a hotel and he fucked the shit out of me. I said, well, that's good. There you go. I said, do you feel guilty? Cause you're still married. She goes, no, I don't. And she told her husband shortly after that, that she's going to start.

Now they'd had falling outs before they kind of coexist and had said that they were going to you know he says you know if you need to see someone else outside the marriage go ahead and do it and i'm going to do it so after fucking this guy she says i'm seeing other people outside this relationship you know and he's like okay whatever so yeah i'm not sure that's exactly how are you spotted? Well, that's what I was told. Okay. What I was told and what the truth are could be two different things. I don't know. She's not the kind of person who generally lies. Right. So, but anyway.

So then she looked into the site and got one or two other play toys. So here she is now embracing. And she talks to me about this i'm always saying hey mickey embrace your inner slut yep that's where it came you know you're there is nothing you're going to experience in life for free that is as good as an orgasm yeah that's true i mean you know spiritual people could sit there and say not going to argue that. No, I can't argue that too. But I'm saying a physical pleasure that doesn't cost you anything and technically isn't hurting anybody. Unless you want it to.

Well, that brings you pleasure too. Yeah, exactly. Possibly. That could cost extra. Yeah, so. So, yeah, she's been embracing her inner extra. Yeah. So. So, yeah, she's been embracing her inner slut. Now, when you say embrace her inner slut, does she kind of get like, oh, I don't like the slut? No, she doesn't like that term. She actually says, she says, I like the term, I'm a filthy girl. A filthy girl. I'm like, all right, whatever. Whatever. It's all the same. It's all the same. However, you know, again, I don't look at it in a negative way. Right.

It's not, in your world, it's more of a term of endearment than derogatory. Oh, you little slut, you get over here. You little cum slut. Oh, that's the cutest thing. You know? You kind of do that with me.

It's like, like oh i just love my little cum slug look at you you make it sound like that's how i should say it no no you really don't but it's that kind of tone to it that kind of you know feeling to it yeah but okay so yeah so yeah that was that was her experience with it um and uh but um you know like for you oh and the answer to last week's question because that question is no longer valid so if you email us with last week's question or answer to the question it's not going to work um the question was how what's this the um scenario that donna. So with that. Okay.

Um, I was in a threesome with a white guy and a black guy. Now we were 14 years old. So it was not, don't even think it was this awesome, hot, lusty, you know, threesome. It was pretty much not great. Sorry. It was not, it was, it was not the not the hot, erotic interlude that people were thinking. We're all 14, don't know what the fuck we're doing. It was very fumbly and terrible. And you know what? I don't – there are times I'm thinking, did I even get penetrated by the second guy? You don't even remember their names, do you? Yeah. Okay, don't say it. Don't say it. Yeah, I do. Okay.

Yeah, I do. I'm pretty sure I do. Yes, yes, I do. I had to think for a minute about the black guys. You could technically make up names, and I can't say you're wrong. Yeah, it's true. But yes, it was pretty not great. Did you actually graduate high school with these guys eventually? Yeah. They never came back for more? Individually or together? No, no. It wasn't a good experience, I'll be honest with you. Like I said, it wasn't the erotic. I've been in many threesomes since then, and they've been awesome.

This was, yeah, it's like people don't know how to work on your car, and they just fuck it up worse. It was like that fumbly, and does this go in here? It doesn't fit. I can't get my dick in there. It was just like, it was just. It's sort of like if I asked you to cook Thanksgiving dinner. Oh, yeah, it was that bad. It was that bad. It's like the turkey would be burned, and mashed potatoes would be runny. It's like, what the fuck is this? It's floating in the other.

I microwaved a should be yeah it was it was just like that nobody knew what the fuck was going on donna doesn't cook so that's the that's the running joke donna really does not cook much she can microwave a bag of vegetables like nobody's business what else do i need to eat really i mean well apparently earlier spare ribs oh well see the man can cook the man don't say woman the man can cook well this man not all men right but this man can cook that's why you're so awesome see you went up from wonderful to awesome because i made you smoke spare ribs yeah and smoked bacon oh smoked bacon okay all right all right okay we're gonna end the show we have to go upstairs i'm gonna go embrace her inner slut it's gonna be wrapped in bacon tell you what wrapped in my head i'll put bacon on my tongue i'll put bacon around your dick i'll be on that thing all day long luckily i don right.

Luckily, I don't need a whole lot of bacon, and I have a whole lot of bacon. Yeah, so that was pretty orgasmic for me. It's funny how food can be that way, but yeah, I'm a food slut, too. I raised my hand. I'm a food slut. Not a bad thing. Not a bad thing. But yeah, so that was the answer to last week's question is that it was a threesome when she was 14 with a black and a white gentleman. Right. Guy, kid, 14. Yeah, they're kids. We were all kids. It was terrible. Yeah. So, um, but, uh, but so that was the start of your slutty history. Yeah. And it's just been downhill ever since.

It's been all, I thought, Oh, I'm in downhill in a good way. Oh, okay. I mean, come on, slutty. You're getting more and more, you know, but do you know, actually, I think one of the most erotic stories that you have told me about your embracing your sluttiness is the one where you took the kids, uh, virginity and karate class. Yes. I was 17 and he was 15 and there was a young, uh, kid that was, um, taking classes with us. And the instructor was like, Hey, you know, he's still virgin. Do you want to pop his cherry? But we're doing it in a really nice way. So he was, he did not get involved.

So let's not even go there because he didn't, he stood on the sidelines and cheered it on. And I was with this, you know, I was a little more experienced, but it was like this kid's first time. And I, I, you know, enlightened him with, you know, getting his dick inside me and he goes, Oh, am I hurting him?

No, you're you're fine this is what you need to do you know maybe do this and it was it was really nice and the instructor was there and he would you know uh he would reach he would he might call and say hey you know whatever your name is maybe you might want to do this or you know she she might like this if you do that i mean he he did coach a little bit but he didn't get involved it was really nice he just stood there and jerked off on the sidelines i don't even think he even jerked off no no i think he was more like in teacher mode that was erotic but it even got more erotic yeah some years later i mean and it was a really great experience had a great orgasm it was it was wonderful but fast forward oh geez i'd say a good 20 years.

I was dancing in a bar, and this young man came up, and I didn't recognize him because it had been 20 years or somewhere around in there, maybe 15 years. Can you figure he was 15 and, well, maybe, whatever, do the math, maybe 16, 17 years, and he's like, I know you. You're Donna. You popped my cherry when I was 15. And I was like, and he goes, it was so awesome. And like the whole bar just kind of turned around and looked at him and looked at me. And I was like, yeah, it was pretty awesome, wasn't it? He goes, oh, God, it was great. Everybody in the bar puts their hands up, I'm a virgin.

Pretty much. I'm sure there were a couple at least did that. And he said, it was like the best experience. He goes, I just thought it was the most memorable, most wonderful experience you can have for a first time. Because most first times are terrible. Terrible. Because nobody knows what they're doing.

You it's it's rough it's it's coarse it's nothing is smooth there's no eroticism there's no passion there's no compassion there's nothing going on there because you don't know what the fuck you're doing sure it's like me cooking that damn thanksgiving turkey it's like forget it it's gonna it's gonna be awful but he was just beaming and he was like oh well to lose your virginity 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 10. 11. 12. 13. 13. 14. 14. 15. 16. That's good. It's all on the way up for you. So that's good. It'll get better. Don't worry. I'm hoping. It'll keep getting better. My next wife. Exactly.

But, so, but yeah, you had a lot of slutty experiences. Yeah. I, you know, back in those days, the slutty thing was quite, it was taboo. It was shunned. There's a lot of girls even slutter than me. And I even kind of looked down my nose at them. Maybe because I was jealous or whatever. But I mean, you really, yeah, there's definitely a double standard. And we talked about that before that men have conquests and they're a stud. Women have their, quote, conquests and they're sluts or, you know, whores or whatever derogatory term you want to use. So these double standards are just ridiculous.

But do you think men look down at a woman who's had a lot of experiences because they want to be the best sex that that woman's had and the more experience that she has, the less chance he has? Oh, that's a good point. I just thought of that. I have to sit down now. Oh, wow, man. I'm a little lightheaded. That idea came in my head. Freud needs to get a hold of you with that one. I think it's tough for him to do. Yeah, I know. Since he's dead.

But no, it just dawned on me, it's like, I wonder if that's because a lot of you with that one i think it's tough for him to do yeah since he's dead but but no that's it just dawned on me it's like i wonder if that's because a lot of men want to feel like oh i'm going to be the best you ever had so if you're the first and only what do you have to compare one of very few right i mean in other words like okay if she's been with two other guys um and she's not with him anymore well if i can wow her with my sexual exploits then i'll be the best and there we go i can still set the bar pretty low well and we know what happens with the guys that tell it that i'll be the best sex you've ever had you know the couch dance guys like four dude, you didn't get your pants off and you came.

I'm not criticizing. You have to tell that whole story now. Well, yeah. I was dancing in the bar and this young guy, he was like, you know, I was like, hey, I want to do a couch dance. He was like, you know, well, we'd go out of here. I'll be the best sex you've ever had. I'm like, well. Well, he was trying to take you home before that. Yeah. And he said, well, hey, I live with a guy. Yeah. And he kept touting like how great he was and his sexual prowess and, you know, a lot of gobbledygook and bullshit there. And I was like, hey, take me to the couch dance room. Let me test drive you.

Let's see what you got under the motor. Under the hood. Right. Under the hood. Sorry. And I did my little couch dance thing in under four minutes. Hang on. Let's specify the rules because people listen to this all over the country and the world actually which is scary. But in the couch dance room in our area, in the state you cannot technically touch the gentleman in a sexual manner. Yeah, I can't use my hands on him. I could grind my crotch on him. I can grind my tits. And you have to wear a thong. You have to wear a thong. You can be topless. Yeah. And they could not be touching you.

Well, technically. Technically. I mean, they can touch your hips. There's little things like... Yeah, they can't finger fuck you or something. They can't finger fuck you, right. They can't break the plane. So there is no skin-on-skin contact. No, none whatsoever. Okay, so he's sitting there in his blue jeans and a T-shirt. You're sitting there in just a thong and dry humping his lap. Yep, and the typical counts dance is four minutes, give or take. It's like the length of one song, or four minutes.

Not even four minutes, he came in hisop he's out the door i'm like well there went the best sex i ever had and i missed it i missed it damn it what the hell so yeah that's our running joke with the best sex you've ever had and i getting back to what you were saying about you know guys feeling like they want to to be the top of the chain and they want to be the greatest sexual experience for a woman. Well, if a woman's only had one or two experiences, the bar is set pretty low. You have a law of average says you could be. You could. Yeah, you could be.

If you're the first man she's ever been with, you're going to be the best sex she's ever had. The only sex she's ever had. Unless she says, you know what, my vibrator can do better. Well, you can't really compete with that. No, because, you know, it's two different rounds. It gets into, like we talked about prior shows, about masturbation and oral.

You know, you can get into your mental game with that so again our experiences have been that um when you know you could have a fantasy you sit there we'll pick the threesome fantasy right right okay a lot of guys have it with two girls right whatever um and um in your head man It's going to go down this and i'm gonna do this and it's gonna be these women are gonna be you know just quivering mounds of flesh and i'm still gonna be fucking rock fucking hard you know these women are just gonna be you're gonna have multiple orgasms they're gonna be fucking just you know at my disposal and eating the other and the truth is like you know your dick is in one the other one puts a tongue on your nuts and it's over and you're like shit now those two have to either entertain themselves or get dressed to me i'll go out to eat so you know so at least someone enjoyed themselves well you know yeah But so so you have these fantasies okay getting back to where we were um but you have these fantasies in your head so when you're masturbating or or we've talked about doing like oral sex you know you can sit there and fantasize that you know johnny depppp is licking your pussy while I'm doing it, let's say, you know.

How do you know that? Because you keep saying, you know, ahoy there, matey. You have a picture of him on top of you. Yeah, you make me wear the Johnny Depp mask and shit and the hat. And the hat and so. Act like you're drunk, dear. He'd probably have me more dressed like his character in Benny and June. No. But anyway. Jack Sparrow is much better. I guess. Anyway, so, yeah, so, you know, a woman could potentially have a better orgasm through, or even a guy, through masturbation or just oral. Yeah.

But anyway right back to the inner saltiness we digress yeah so yeah so my my past has been very spotted with a lot of sexual deviancy from the get-go it's always been there i. I've never, God, this is going to sound really terrible, but most guys I've been with, I always had something on the side. I don't really want to cheat on them, but. What do you tell them? Nothing, dear. You haven't been fucking other guys behind my back, have you? No, no, in front of you. Oh, okay. That's how I was doing it in front of you. I was worried that you made me. Thank you.

Fucking other guys Behind my back No, no In front of you Oh, okay That's our role I was doing it in front of you I was worried That you made me Honesty, transparency Yeah, we have this here That's good Even when you are fucking Behind my back You're sending me pictures And videos I should be FaceTiming him What am I thinking With pictures I lead the state on business And I'm getting pictures. Hey, look at me. Sucking this guy's dick. Hey. Should have been FaceTiming.

But yeah, I mean, I go back to most of the boyfriends and there was always something, you know, like, you know, somebody fucked on the side. Except the one before me, you didn't really. I can't. Almost did, you said. Almost did. Yeah, well, our relationship almost overlapped. It was almost like I cheated on him with you. You had checked out. Yeah, I was already checked out, though, you know. So what if I was living with him? I was checked out. Let me rephrase this. The way we got together was we were drunk doing a photo shoot, and you attacked me. Yep, that was me.

And after that, I don't think, I mean, that was like a week, maybe two tops before. That other relationship just petered out. Yeah, and in that time frame, you weren't, you know. Really doing. Anything with him. No, no. Because you had realized. Yeah, I was pretty much checked out. Yeah. I was pretty much checked out. So therefore, when you check out, you're not cheating. Yeah, I guess you're right. You're just going through the motions to keep the peace, you know. Yep, yep. You know, so, but. Whatever. But yeah, I've been a little bit slutty all along.

Now, I kind of wish that these guys would have been in the swinger lifestyle all along because. And none of them could have. None of them could have.

They're all way too jealous, way too jealous way too controlling way too had to you know why can't you just be with me I don't know I just wanted to take a walk on the wild side and come back get my freak on and then come back and do you think the dancing part of your career was like as close as you could get without cheating yeah it was very erotic you know i it was very erotic watching you know gyrating on the stage almost performing like sexual acts on stage i remember like when we were together and you were still dancing you'd come home a couple times and like you're all horned up like man you know a couple of those guys dicks were so hard pressing against me oh yeah they're they're when i was dancing with a girl the running joke was like how many orgasms you had riding the guys i mean because it's like you're going a little piece of fabric there and sometimes you just ride them just the right way it's like oh dear god i'm gonna i'm gonna come this is this is like ridiculous now did you at the guy know you were um sometimes yeah yeah.

Did you? Yeah, sometimes. Because, you know, one guy was so enamored with, well, first of all, I did my whole dirty talk, which is not like your dirty talk, dear. It's not, it pales greatly to your dirty talk. But it was my attempt at dirty talk. Wait, wait, just for the sake of argument, are you just amusing me with this?

No know because again people were thinking like oh she's this guy say this no no no no i mean i remember when you you'd have like these stories that were very very consistent and they uh they're very elaborate and they they really created a lot of imagery while you were like eating me or whatever we were doing and you'd tell me these stories and it wasn't just dirty talk it was a whole scenario you would create for me while we were having some kind of sex usually or usually just letting me enjoy the imagery and that was really before we got into swinging oh yeah it Oh, yeah, it was.

It really was. The same as when I Dirty talked to you and that other dancer. Mm-hmm, yeah. And she got all stringy wet. Oh, my God. Yeah, she pulled her G-string aside, which is a big no-no, but she did. And there's a big, long string of sopping wet.

Her pussy was, like, dripping wet But Yeah, I can paint a dirty story Yeah, it was very erotic, very erotic But I did this with this one guy And as I'm talking to him I did have an orgasm And I told him that he was so He thought it was so erotic He tipped me a $50 bill Cool It was very cool He goes, that's the most erotic thing I've ever heard And he goes, here's a $50 I was like, get the fuck out of here And that was after I taught you how to talk dirty Yeah, yeah, because I was... Cool. It was very cool. He goes, that's the most erotic thing I've ever heard. And he goes, here's a 50.

I was like, get the fuck out of here. And that was after I taught you how to talk dirty. Yeah, yeah, because I was, nah, you know, I have a scope of dirty talk. And then if I can't outside the scope, it kind of loses its scope. That needs to be it. That's going to be one of our next shows is dirty talk. Dirty talk, yeah. As long as I have a scenario or some kind of a something. We'll get into it.

We'll get into that in another show yeah that's that's a good one yeah it's a good topic because i'm where's your phone put it in your phone um but my pocket here dear i'll make a note yeah so and and now you know even you know the the inner slut you've embraced too is like your last your last birthday with a bondage-type party. That was definitely very interesting. You were blindfolded and restrained and flogged and everything else and then fucked by three different guys.

Yes, but when you say I'm being fucked by three different guys makes it sound like they're pounding me away for you know hours and hours little intervals between yeah between whatever i don't know what you want to call that it wasn't there was like an interlude of them having sex with me then they'd go off to something else yeah like i don't know where they went well somebody was always what's the trying to think what would the term be they weren't uh you know Thank you. Somebody was always, what's the, I'm trying to think, what would the term be? They weren't, you know. Sounds like.

Well, I don't know. You know, they were not, you know, beating you or anything else. They were teasing you for all intents and purposes. Yes, it was a whole big teasing thing. But it was done in a bondage type way, whether it be that little pinwheel or it be flogging. Flogging or whatever. One of the other many things they did. Raking their hands. And they would build up your – because again, you could see you thriving in pleasure and teasing. Right, right.

And once in a while they would give you an orgasm through toys or whatever but then one of them would take a turn and fuck you for a few minutes then they'd leave and I'd be like hey what's going on here where'd he go you didn't get to have any of them finish we're going to a party next month with all of them and others so it's a whole different no no-holds-barred now. Yeah, so to speak. It's like whatever happens, happens. There's no... Well, again, getting back to the inner slut thing, the interesting part was I had said to you about this party, and we might be taking Mickey with us.

We'll see if she can make it. And Mickey's more interested in just watching. It's not really her realm. No more, it is mine. And I said to Mickey, she goes, well, I'm not sure I'd want to do anything. I said, I don't do anything either. I mean, I will be, but not the bondage stuff. World stuff you will be for sure. There's the only ladies lined up for your fucking face.

I know there's at least three women that are gonna but anyway um so yes that's my inner slut no we'll get to your inner slut in a little bit okay i didn't know we were going to do that but anyway um come on that's what this whole thing is about my inner slut no that's what your inner slut but anyway so when i said to you you know it's like yeah you know i told mickey you know, her and I can sit and just watch what's going on. And I said, Donna's going to do her thing. And you went, oh, yes, I will. Oh, yes, I will. Well, now that I, we've known these people for a while. A few years.

Yeah, a few years. We never played with them. We did go to one of the parties. And again, we just watched or hung upstairs. For a couple parties. Yeah. And they were really nice people.

And I was just like, like god it's so interesting but i i you it was a time you're having a tough time with menopause yeah everything hurt yeah just even a tough time menopause yeah and but now that that has passed yeah i can i can definitely uh you know you've rediscovered your inner slut yep the slut is bad now do you think you're a bigger slut now or when you were younger um oh i'm much bigger slut now okay yeah i think so because i just don't care now back then it's like oh you know the boyfriend can't fly down or this person can't and you also had to worry about getting pregnant yeah yeah i had to worry about that and this and all kinds of now to get a cream pie it's not a big deal nope preferred once you get through that menopause crap it opens up so many more doors you've you've gotten past that you don't have to worry about the cream pie getting pregnant exactly you've also opened up the asshole that'll be you dear i'm only getting yes i can do a lot more anal now so you know and uh you know as long as as long as the dick's not too big.

I'm only getting, yeah, so I can do a lot more anal. So anal now, so, you know, and, you know. As long as the dick's not too big, I'm good. Yeah, but I'm just saying, it's an option you didn't have back then. So now all of a sudden, and you still haven't achieved it, we might, that could happen on that party. Yeah, it could. There could be a DP happening. Oh, wow, yeah.

Well, I just have to make sure that i'm ready for this yeah i think you should i'm gonna i'm gonna start doing my my anal exercises to start walking around with your anal anal plug-in well the thing is it's like i tried doing like a toy who was i with i was doing anal with a guy and then i put the toy in no it was the other way around his dick was in my. I put the toy in my ass or vice versa. And there's not a lot of room in there. So I'm curious to see how that'll play out. Yeah. But again, we've talked about that before, how toys don't give as much as flesh does. Right, right. You know?

So I'm hoping that'll work and not feel like, I got fucking a fist in my ass. And I know it's not a fist, but it feels one yeah i'm hoping that works out well but so that's yes i've always been um a bit slutty it's just that i wasn't able to embrace it the way you've allowed me to embrace it and encouraged me to embrace it and you only get one life. We don't know that. We don't know that. This life you get one. If you come back and something else, that's a different life. Well, then maybe I'll be a bigger slide. But you don't know. You might come back as this fucking microphone.

And all you're going to do is have me spitting into you. Well, sometimes people have done that to me too yeah well that's different but that way might be more enjoyable than you know but um yeah so yeah and again we're using the term inner slut but it's really about just embracing enjoying sex yeah embracing your sexuality whatever it may be again we're talking more swinger based absolutely if you know you might not be swingers but Thank you.

embracing your sexuality whatever it may be again we're talking more swinger based absolutely if you know you might not be swingers but you might be someone who like well i let my best friend come over to fuck my wife we're not really swingers but you know i like watching my wife fuck my best friend well that's kind of technically a swinger you might not be on a swinger website you might not you know might be a one and done deal but that's that's the beginning of swinging right there and when you're doing that shit make sure you have spunk loop that's true yeah just in case spunk loop especially like we'll have to take some spunk loop with us to that party oh yes because spunk loop makes things slide in real nice yes Yes, it does, especially if you're – sometimes like in predicaments where you're not quite comfortable, like it's a new environment, a new partner, a new scenario or football team, whatever it is.

And yeah, having that because a lot of times even Mickey was saying, she was, I don't know how you can do anal without lube. Well, I'm comfortable with the person. A little more excitement. A little more excitement, but sometimes in those group environments. She's self-lubricating anyway. I don't think, yeah, I don't think she'd have a problem with that at all. I don't know. But, you know, bring some spunk lube just in case. I got close. Yes, you did.

Now, wait a minute a minute now let's change things around we've always talked about my inner slut what about this is your podcast oh no no no oh mister you this is the hot wife donna lynn podcast no no no you're having to show you're the one grabbing your tits going this is my welcome to my podcast this is the hot husband the segment the hot husband segment yes yeah you have an inner slut come on every man's a slut no i don't think so i think it's more than likely than yes but not all men are sluts but you had some inner slut going on come on tell us about the three girls and well you tell it it's better you tell people think i'm bragging if i'd tell it you saw it you witnessed it you tell them no i'm interested i'm actually interested hearing your take on it i wasn't there when you fucked those three girls oh that one okay that three times okay that's okay it was different oh eating the girls pussies that was No, this is prior to you getting married to your first wife.

One of them became your first wife. I had broken up with the girl I was dating who wound up becoming my ex-wife. Exactly. I was dating an older woman, only by like three years, that I worked with. And there was a woman that was the office controller or office manager, I guess you'd call her. Yeah. Actually, no, she wasn't the office manager. She was actually our marketing manager. Okay. Who, for some reason, had the hots for me. And I had banged her one time before. Now, this is the girl that looked like Kirstie Alley. No, that was the woman I was dating that was an engineer I worked with.

Okay. So she wasn't part of this. The old Kirstie Alley, not the heavier set one. Who's not passed away. Yeah, God rest her soul. But, yeah. Well, the funny part wasn't that I got to have three different women one day. And the funny part was my roommate, usually on the weekends, like Friday night after work, he would go stay at his fiance's house or apartment, whatever it was. So he wouldn't come back until either Monday at work, like after work, or come home late Sunday night. And this was a Saturday, a rainy Saturday. I actually can remember pretty well.

Of course, you probably can bring back every sensory thing there is. I'm like, who's wearing this? So anyway, no, no, that I can't tell you. Seared into your mind? It's not seared into your mind? No. Oh, come on. Oh, my God. Well, the basics of it are the fine details now. So, yeah. Yeah, so he happened to not go to his fiancee's house that weekend for whatever for whatever reason, which was not common. Right. I'm thinking the order is the older woman that was married showed up first thing in the morning. I'm talking like 10 o'clock. Right.

me or something like that like hey can i stop by i'm like yeah sure and and i told my roommate that she was coming over right because he worked there too uh-huh and i was like you can't let her know you're here oh so what do you do like hide in his bedroom or something stayed in his room, closed the door. In my bedroom, my apartment was the second and third floor of a row home. So, you know, she came in, and she had only interest in going right to my bedroom. So she came in. We went right upstairs to the bedroom and fucked for an hour or whatever. Right.

And she leaves to go back to her husband. And then my ex-girlfriend, which now is my ex-wife, she showed up because she worked second shift. Right. So she stopped by at like 12, 1230. Okay.

We went upstairs and we fucked before she went to work okay and you know um so yeah she left after that and she had to be there and then dinner time comes and the girl i was dating the woman i was dating um she comes over and we go upstairs and fuck for a couple hours or whatever it was and um again i was mid-20s yeah yeah you still have that stamina yeah yeah i wasn't 57 like i am now but um yeah and my roommate you know the next morning, he sees me. I'm in getting coffee in the kitchen and stuff. And he goes, what the fuck was that? I said, what are we talking about?

He goes, how's an ugly fat fuck like you get three hot women, three different hot women, and fuck them all day long? I said, said dude all I can tell you is my dick hurts my balls are aching they're empty I said I was fucking coming you know fucking air loads I feel so sorry for you for a while he just referred to me as legend. Legend. You know, he says, I've seen good-looking guys that they might get two women, you know, in a day. Right. You know, he says, three. That's epic. He's like, you know, he says, I bow at your feet. I said, I can't get down on my knees. I can't do anything. I'm sore.

But, yeah, that was. See, you embraced your inner slut. I knew there was an inner slut in there. Well, but I'm a man. Generally, we'll take on all comers, so to speak. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, very few men would, you know. There might be a couple would be like, yeah, I, you know to, I want to do this type of woman, but you know, you're right. It's like, um, a woman that's like outside of the scope. It's like the moped, you know, the front of the ride, but you don't want your friends to see it. Yeah. You don't want your friends seeing you ride it. Yeah. Yeah. So, but you're pretty much right.

You know, they'll. Yeah. I mean, again, we talked about on air, the three women at your birthday party. Yeah. You know, you know though yeah i mean again we talked about on air the three women at your birthday party yeah you know you know and see me in threes did you see this it just happened to be in well i could break the record just this next party possibly so are you doing your tongue ups Yeah, I'll pick my ass up. Are you doing your tongue-ups? Yeah, I guess. That's why I got spit on the microphone. It's your microphone, not mine. Mine kind of smells like cigars. I don't know why.

I don't know either. I can't figure that out. But yeah, your face is going to get a workout at this next party. Yeah, yeah. I'm hoping to repeat on my birthday. Are you going to wear a workout at this next party. Yeah. Yeah. I'm hoping to repeat it on my birthday. Are you going to wear a bib? I probably should. Probably should. I think it would be hysterical if you take a shirt and have this bib on. I'll need a bib if I get Mickey to go again. Oh, yeah. She's going to squirt all over the place. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We have to get you a bib. That's hysterical.

I think we just said, do you want to get the lobster bib? Yeah. Big a bib. That's hysterical. I think we just said, do you want to get the lobster bib? Yeah, that's the same. Big lobster bib. Oh, my God, that would be so funny. Yeah. But, yeah, I mean, we both have inner sluts. So we're – Oh, I think everybody does. I don't know. I disagree. I think there are some people that are very closed off and it's like, no. There's people that, I mean, that were just raised in a way that's like, oh, you only do it with one person. We talked about my good friend and his wife.

She was brought up a good Catholic and just one person and whatever. Well, let's go back to your grandparents. You even said that they, it's like you had sex only to propagate. That was it, right?

They had separate beds, and that was the only time there was no pleasure sex it was just like okay let's try to have a kid i have to do my womanly duty and you're gonna do your manly duty and we're gonna have children that was it oh that's just well again i don't think i don't think uh again we're looking back in the 40s and stuff like that so so I don't think the condom thing was as, you know, there might have been diaphragms. I don't know what the, obviously it wasn't alive, so I don't know what the protection, you know. Yeah, probably just condoms and maybe diaphragms.

I wonder if, you know, like the term for anal sex used to be Greek. Yes. You know, and I wonder if that was the way so people could fuck and not worry about getting a woman pregnant. Well, there was the, I think this is a myth. I don't think that this is actual, but the Vestal Virgins of Greek mythology, I'm not sure if they actually existed, but, and that's what they would do is, is to anal because they had to stay virgin. Well, I talked about before, I'm sure of it. My, uh, a friend I knew who wasn't a great guy, not one of the sharpest texts in the box.

Um, he came to me and asked me, he says, Hey, and he was the gorgeous, gorgeous. I think she was Vietnamese or Korean. Gorgeous girl. Oh my God. You know, just little thing, tight little body on her. Oh, that's why it's so hot. And he's like, you know, we want to have sex with her. She won't want me to have sex with her because she doesn't want to get pregnant. She's saving herself for marriage. That's what it was. He goes, but he tells me I can fuck her in the ass. Oh, wow. Can I get her pregnant? I was like, dude, they're not connected. Two different pipes.

Just make sure you stick it in the right hole. That's a biggie. But she didn't want to lose her virginity, so it could only be anal. I'm like, dude, win-win situation. How many guys would be like? Well, this is the 80s, okay? So we're really talking, that was like taboo. First of all, here's this guy, pasty white, fucking blonde haired fucking guy. A great guy. Didn't know biology all that well, apparently. It's sort of like when people see us together, they look at him and then they look at her and go, how the fuck did he get her?

They look at me and they see you and like, how the fuck did she get him? Look at him, he's so hot. I was trying to be nice. And she's like, ugh. Okay, so you've actually, you've heard that. Yeah, I hear the whispers. It's, you know, it damages my... Shout. It's damaging my self-esteem. I cry myself to sleep at night. You're going to gun you into that. But that's okay. Murder and ex-murder reference. But no, I mean, Chris is a good guy. He wasn't like, you know, it didn't look like a window licker. Right.

But in talking to him in a very short time, if you started using too many big words, you could see his eyes glaze over. You know, you could tell. He was just a tad slow. I'll put it that way. Right. You know, nice guy. And, but, yeah, so, and you look at this girl and it's just like, dear God, she's gorgeous. You can't have sex but I'll give you anal. And then the sad part of it was, I got to meet her family one time. She was the ugly one. Really? Oh, my God. It's like, I'm going to eat whatever they make, whatever they're drinking.

That's what everybody should be doing because the daughters were, they had three daughters. Oh, my goodness. And a son. The daughters were all fucking hot. Oh, wow. And you said she was the least attractive of them? Yeah. And she was gorgeous. And I'd still drag my balls through a mild broken glass to sniff her asshole. Yeah. Well, that's you. That's definitely you. I'd go that far. I like to show my appreciation. There you go. I'm sure they appreciate your appreciation, too. Wow, that's amazing. Yeah. But, yeah, I guess he just didn't know biology all that well.

I don't know biology all that well. So that's okay though. Yeah, I would have had no interest in doing anal back then. Well, when we first got together. We did. Blew a couple times. Not, it wasn't, even like when I was giving you oral, like if I tried to put my finger in, it would be few and far between. Yeah, yeah. You know, the thing is with anal, I don't want to get off too much of the topic here. It's part of being a slut. Yeah, well, to be a slut, you have to prepare. If I'm going to do anal, I'm going to do an enema. I'm going to clean out.

You walk around with a fucking enema bottle in your ass. Hang on. Just in case. Okay, let's go. Are we going to be doing anal any time in the next 10 minutes uh let's go let me clean out first ma'am you don't have to give me anal i just told you that the produce aisles over there oh just in case i want to thank you well no i i'm looking at the zucchini and well you know you know just saying zucchini I'm going to, I want to relive my, uh, when I lost my virginity, can you get a zucchini and an eggplant? No, not one of those Japanese ones. An eggplant. Oh God, I don't think he's that big.

I didn't, it wasn't reference to size. It's reference to color. Stay with me, stay with me. I was thinking more like size. Okay, well, again, someone could take that and raise it. I was like, get away from me with that watermelon. It wasn't meant to be a racist thing. I was going with eggplant because of color. Color and, you know, the size, usually. Hey, the last thing they could do is accuse us of being racist. I mean, you've been with countless black guys since we've been together. Oh, yeah, countless. They're always nice guys, too, you know? Yeah.

There's been a few that haven't been, but a few white guys haven't been so nice to either. Exactly. I just block them. That's all I got to do. No, the inner slut thing is, you know, again, if you're not a swinger and you listen to the show, um, become one about it, man. I mean, life, I mean, we all have had people probably, hopefully you never do, but you might've had someone in your life that was taken from us too soon. Oh yeah.

You know, whether it be a car accident or drugs or cancer or whatever and you sit there and have to ask yourself okay what didn't they get to experience what would they have experienced if they knew because none of us in all honesty you have to bring the show down but none of us know what tomorrow holds no no so i'm not saying do stupid shit like jump off a bridge with a parachute but that's just fucking why tempt fate yeah exactly drive on the fucking roads that's tempting fate you know yeah seriously but yeah i mean live life to the fullest and if embracing your inner slut brings you some fulfillment, then why not embrace it?

Why not experience it? Yeah. You know, who are you hurting? As long as, you know, everybody's on board. If you can give and or get an orgasm, you know, it's not a bad thing. Not a bad thing. And again, let's say you're in a situation like we're in. Okay. You get to go play with somebody. Mm-hmm. And you get to possibly get an orgasm and or give an orgasm. Oh, yeah. Or two or five. Something like that. And in the meantime, you know you're teasing me. Then you go wash up and de-louse. Clean out all the holes because God only knows what happens. Get the power washer out.

And then we go and we get to have our fun. Yep. And you get at least one orgasm. A strong one, too, no doubt. Sorry, I'll try to cut it back a little. No, don't do that. But, yeah, they wipe me out anymore. It's not a bad thing. I'm just saying. I don't know how to cut it back. Thank you.

do that but yeah it's they they wipe me out anymore it's not a bad thing i'm just it's just saying like i don't know how to i don't know how to you know well how about these women that you know like at this party that they're screaming i can't stop coming you know no wonder they were laying there like wet right oh my god the the one time that i had those many multiple orgasms early in our relationship, it's like, oh, God. But, you know, my orgasms have changed. And not to get up the subject too much, they've changed.

They were, to have that many orgasms, you're not having the big Mount Everest orgasms. Oh, no, the main guest's wife, she gets the big ones. Oh, yeah. And she had 56 of them? No, they weren't all that. She had a bunch of little ones. Yeah. Okay.

But when the big ones hit, she would has well no they weren't all that she had a bunch of little ones yeah okay but when the big ones hit she would squirt oh oh wow yes she'd have a big one and then have like five little ones and a big one oh my no yeah when she came upstairs i mean it was like the quintessential that that you know her hair is all messed up you know like one shoe on one show couldn't fucking walk right her clothes are all tattered off you know hanging like all skew on her body and whatnot and you know little straps are down and she's like it looked like she just either gotten run over by a truck or you know was a drunk and got run over by a truck it was it was really really funny, but cool in a way.

You know, because she was like, oh, like discombobulated, kind of like, oh, I just had 50 fucking six orgasms. At the last party for your party, the two women were saying to the other woman who I wound up going back downstairs with, like, no, no, you, no, no, you need to, you need to go with Vince. Yeah, she was apprehensive. She was like, oh, okay, because when he asked her husband, yeah, can I take her downstairs to you know, have some fun? And he's like, yeah, it's up to her. She was like, yeah, all right. And she held your hand, you led her downstairs.

I can still hear her screaming down there. Did you notice, like, when they they were leaving she's kissing me and she's like oh we need to repeat that nothing yeah I know it's like you're so unassuming you know just to look at you don't tell yeah I got the best tongue in the world blah. I don't tell that I have the best. You don't need to. I think it works. Actions speak louder than words. You just do what you do. That's it. I do what I enjoy. I enjoy it. I like eating pussy. I love there's something very erotic about making women come, and making women come multiple times. Yes.

You know, and i'd like to think i don't know um i'd like to think that somewhere in that next week at least these women might be sitting at their jobs or whatever and daydreaming about uh yep all that and like all of a sudden their legs go a little tighter together oh yeah I think we've all done that so but whatever but no I think everyone needs to embrace their inner slut yeah life is short you know and not to mention I think in my early days because being a slut slut was such a derogatory term or doing those kind of things and acting that way was very taboo, frowned on, however you want to put it, that you didn't allow yourself to experience those things.

And I think I did myself a huge disservice by not just embracing it sooner yeah and one of the one of the erotic things using what you were just saying nowadays is like we talk we've talked about this on the show numerous times like when you were working corporate america you know you work for corporate america we work from home now so you don't have that opportunity but when you walk into the office after being a slut all weekend, and they hey Donna, how was your weekend? You know, you have to sit there and go, it was okay.

You can't sit there and go, well, I had eight different guys bang the fuck out of me. I'm surprised I'm walking. I sneeze and cum still coming out my nose. But other than that, it was okay. I had anal, I'm still pooping out cum poops. I'm farting cum bubbles. Oh, yeah. Vince made great spare ribs. That's pretty much it. Oh, my goodness gracious. Yeah, that was always a point of comedic, I guess for me, it was just kind of funny. It's a dirty secret. Yes. Again, it's part of the inner slut. Yes. It's part of the inner slut. Everybody doesn't need to know you're a slut. No. You know?

We're from they don't know. As far as you know, four other women in the department you worked in were doing the same shit, but you didn't know it. Oh, I wish I could have hooked up with them. A couple of them, yeah. Me too. Yeah, but I don't know it. Oh, I wish I could have hooked up with them. A couple of them, yeah. Me too. Yeah, but I don't. Not all of them. Come on. I don't, I kind of. Again, back to the little Asian. Yeah. Back to the long, lean one with the long, dark hair. Yeah, I don't think either of them would be. No, I'm just saying, I could fantasize. Don't ruin my fantasy.

I'm sorry. Yeah, I mean. Both of them, oh, wow. Could you imagine? Oh, I have just saying, I could fantasize. Don't ruin my fantasy. I'm sorry. Yeah, I mean. Both of them. Oh, wow. Could you imagine? Oh, I have. I mean, the one girl, it's possible because she was always a little bit inappropriate. And that always was fun. The one that left or the one still there? The one that's still there. Yeah. The little Asian girl. Yeah. Always a little bit inappropriate. And then the fact that the one manager kept running around that one day. Yeah, no, you don't have to get into that, yeah.

It was funny, though, the whole BBW thing. Oh, she meant it as bath and body works. I love BBW. I love BBW. It's like, oh. But that wasn't the dirty one. BBW's not dirty. No, but it still was a sexual one. No, the funny one was when she was saying she likes cream pies. Yes, cream pies. It's like, don't be saying that. Both of us were like, please, please look that up in the dictionary. Please. You have to look up in the urban dictionary. Urban dictionary. The dictionary is going to say, a pie made with a pudding-type substance that can contain various different types of fruit.

The urban dictionary, both of us were like, no. Run away from that. Don't do that. No, the other one that I talked about, we went to the corporate dinner downtown. Yeah, she has the long legs and dark hair. And she ran an outfit, and that ass was like a blah. Jesus Christ. She might. Oh, my God. They definitely would be. If she was going to be one, she's the closet one, the one you don't know. Yeah, you don't know.

I i think she's a little freak but you just don't know it yeah i don't know that'll be interesting that would be interesting that'd be real fucking interesting i mean it's equivalent of mickey yeah we had no idea i mean we spent enough time with mickey and everything else and have a deep friendship that we got the inside track that was like a light switch going on with her though that was like um rock the straight and narrow and that's all inappropriate we don't i don't do that and i'm happily married blah to like hey i just met this guy and i just fucked him in my car and i or in his car and i just ruined his car seats because I sprayed all over the place.

I was like, what? What's going on here? Who are you? And she does spray. Yes, she does. Our kitchen table will never be the same. And not in a bad way. Not in a bad way. I still scratch and sniff it. I forbid you to wash that table. I'm not washing that section. There's a little tape around it. Do not wash. It's a scratch and sniff for me. But yeah, I mean, I guess the long and short of it is life is short. Enjoy life. Don't hurt anyone. Don't hurt anyone, but embrace your inner slut. Yeah. It's giving and receiving orgasms. We've said it before. There's nothing like it. Nothing.

I keep trying to think of something. I'll be close to it. No. Again, don't base your life that your significant other is going to leave you because an orgasm they get with somebody else is great. If they leave you, it's not because that. It's because because of something else. The orgasm just puts them over the edge. So, but if you can share having great orgasms with other people, with your mate, it's a great thing. It is a great thing. I can't think of anything bad about that at all. Nope. So, and with that, I'm going to say goodbye. Thank everyone for listening.

Find someone that you think might enjoy the podcast. Please tell them about it so you get them to listen to it. appreciate that um again we're not asking for any money no emails at hot wife podcast at gmail.com the question is how many hip replacements has donna had there's basically three options um so um that's not a hint i know know. So, um, but, um, send us that, uh, check out hot wife, Donna Wynn.com to find out where you can see her and all her little exploits. Oh boy. So, and with that, I'm going to say goodbye and we'll talk to you next week.

And I'm going to say embrace your inner slut and have a good night.