Easing into Anal

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Hi, this is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my Hot Wife Podcast. Hello, everybody.

This is Donna Lynn, and welcome to my hot wife podcast again i'm here with my wonderful husband vince oh yeah that's me well i make sure i said it this time because last time i kind of got preoccupied you're like hey wait a minute here you forget about me and boo fucking he's crying i started already oh i didn't mean to hurt the feelings so sorry about that i was preoccupied yeah yeah okay excuse me i gotta go find my safe space yeah you go find i'll be like that little girl in philadelphia i need to have my comfort alligator take it for a walk of course you do you see that no is that for real a comfort there was a young girl she was maybe 10 12 years old and she didn't it was it wasn't a full-grown alligator down in love park where they have uh fountains squirting up through the asphalt or the pavement oh yeah yeah like the she's walking her fucking alligator it's her you know comfort alligator well you know what this thing's gonna grow up it's gonna eat your fucking ass is what's gonna happen you'll be a comfort meal they're dangerous and take that out in public where it could hurt somebody a lawsuit i'm sorry anyway i don't yeah let's not go there i was just thinking about the snake i used to have that was you know 22 feet long or we were stretched out and could eat small literally eat small children stick around as my thigh and it was like jesus christ that big it was that big i had pictures of me like lifting it up over my head so we we've had these boxes of questions okay you dug them out again oh dear god okay so i just picked one Oh, dear God, okay.

So I just picked one out of the intimacy box. Oh, geez, okay. And the question I came up with for you, what do you wish we did more of in our sex life? More, more. If we were doing more, my head might explode. There we go.

Geez, i think we're doing quite a bit actually i mean i get to do anything i want to do i'm allowed to do yeah and then i'll go back and reiterate again it's like the bdsm little party for my this is a dangerous one what's that how has your childhood or upbringing shaped your sexuality oh here's the thing my sister and i were obsessed with stripping when we were younger like everything like oh you know it was what sister older i mean the older of the two you're the oldest i'm the oldest the youngest or the middle how's that the middle because it's just she and i she and i it's just she whatever whatever pronouns are i think it's she and i but uh it was like oh you know you were in trouble he's gonna make you strip or you know you were a bad girl he's gonna make you strip you know that was like oh it was kind of like a oh I want to but oh no that's naughty you don't do that you don't strip that was big i remember like our little games you know little fantasies you play you have the thing you're like you're a bag you have to strip oh and i think that hello i became a yeah.

Oh, here's another thing. My dad's mother, when they named me Donna Lynn, he's like, oh, that's a stripper's name. It's like, hello. That's fortuitous, isn't it? Wow, that's a big word. I know. That's a couple of syllables. But it's like, oh, my God, did they know? I got to look that up. Hold on. Did they know?

Is there something they should have told they what state is fortuitous in uh confusion but but i i i guess i guess there's always been that sexuality in my finally got to use that button oh yeah i'm excited you made her funny ah that's more like it stop stop playing with the buttons leave the buttons alone leave the buttons alone jesus christ you're worse than a kid i'll break them i'll break them go to your room i'll turn this studio around but um yeah that's um okay there's there i think they're like a lot of things pointing you towards stripping oh my god yeah the whole like the one story talked about how you had the uh handicapped gentleman who was looking for a model to do nudes.

He wasn't handicapped. He was in a car accident. He was in a wheelchair. He was in a wheelchair. And I was 18. Was I 18? I don't know. We'll say 18 for legality. Oh, yeah. We'll say I was 18 because I don't remember. But your mom drove you there. Drove me there. No, you were doing nude modeling. Dropped me off and then said, you were doing nude modeling. Nudes. Dropped me off and then said, hey, call me when you're done. See ya. Hey. Okay, so here's a $10 question. Right. Did you have sex with the guy? No. That was all just legit modeling? Yeah. I mean, I sat on his lap.

I kissed him and, you know, but there was no, I mean, not the first, I mean, we'd known each other for a number of months and we became friendly, but I never had sex and, you know, but there was no, I mean, not the first, I mean, we'd known each other for a number of months, and we became friendly, but I never had sex with him. Okay. Now, he got me, like, another bachelor party type job, so, but we were friendly, but I never had sex with him, no. Okay.

No, he wasn't really my, a nice guy but didn't didn't push your button didn't push my buttons yeah sure he wanted to but oh yeah i'm sure he absolutely wanted to but you know he was a nice enough guy yeah okay well so tonight's topic we've you know actually killed a few minutes before we got into the topic. Oh, boy, here we go. Tonight's topic is easing into anal. Yep. So this is going to be how if your significant other has remote interest or maybe how you might be able to. Maybe has no interest, but you.

How you might be able to yeah get them into it okay well first of all with anal um for me this is just for me there was a sensation of anal pleasure that was there to begin with okay to some degree it wasn't like oh you know you're taking a shower like you know you might be like oh i put away pussy oh yeah yeah oh that feels good on my butthole so that was like i was okay with that so you have to have that if somebody's like i don't want anything going near that hole then like me like you you're gonna have problems have fun going to the getting a colonoscopy can i just say about that they knock you out i want to stay weak because you can watch it but that's a whole other story though it's like god do i have to be in sleep for this it'd be so much fun to watch but yeah okay i i i'm kidding a little bit not a lot but just a little bit but you have to have some kind of you have to be open to having anal play to begin with and being okay you have to be relaxed and have some level of interest yes can i suggest like an adult beverage of your choice.

Or two or five. Well, yeah, you have to be relaxed, but you also have to have an interest in it. No, I think your mate has to, yeah, have some level of interest. Yeah, that helps. Okay?

And if you get that first step that they are interested, you can't just go, well, hot damn, oh there you go babe yeah it's yeah it's not gonna happen yeah it's it's equivalent of fucking a virgin it's tight your butt is tight and you know from what i've heard from women i've had anal with um especially like my first wife when she did it you know initially she's like it's a very uncomfortable feeling at first feels like you're gonna shit um i get um sometimes with anal i get a burning sensation which is not pleasant okay there's that and well you're a little asshole so tiny he's probably pulled apart Well, that too and also even if i do i always i've had a million colonoscopies and every time you have to prep and you have to do the whole enemas and blah so i'm very comfortable with doing enemas very very comfortable so even those will have a burning sensation which i don't know you want coffee this morning after my enema i.

I mix the coffee and the enema together. It's a coffee enema. So I get my coffee on both ends. I'm good with that. But you get a burning sensation that either, A, you have to just get over or get used to. And again, in all fairness, also take this in consideration, is the size of your cock that you're going to put in the ass. Yeah, there is definitely a limit. I mean, you know, the guys that are gifted with beer can cocks, I'll say gifted, you know, you sit there and go, okay, wait, this is something. When you do an enema, it's usually something like this. It's small.

It's going to, that's's fine so you start out with something small and you work your way up you don't start with a baseball bat so what we're saying is that maybe your initial anal experiences need to be some anal play with a finger or better yet with a tongue well something that's not and the person who is going to be receiving the anal, and we're going to just generalize it as person. Yeah. Whoever this person is. Whoever this person you're with that makes you happy, there should be an enema before. Yeah, you want to be clean.

Yeah, you want to make sure no one's pulling out you know shit under the fingernails you have to go there you had to go there didn't you that's who i am yeah so once you're clean you don't want to pull a piece of corn out of your dick eye either corn i didn't have any corn well apparently you did but yeah let's let's start easy come on you know start with well i mean the person the first level of comfort the first the first level of comfort should be the person not worried about oh yeah no i don't want shit out i prefer the word hershey kiss whatever okay you don't i mean yeah that could be embarrassing it's gross yeah you know it's like wow donnie had chili huh yeah yay so anyway yeah because there's that whole yuck yeah so the first thing is if the person is willing we suggest that that person do an enema do yeah an enema and scrub and shower make sure everything is clean as possible especially if you're going to be putting your mouth yes then you kind of might want that i'm saying you might i don't know i can't speak for you that would yeah anytime i got a rim job i made sure i was clean yeah i'm like very clean you're kind of anal about it oh you're just so funny sorry it's such an ass oh i see your pun there oh Oh, very good.

Okay, yeah. Fucking asshole. There you go. More of that. More of anal humor. So the first step is they have to be willing, have to be comfortable and relaxed. Right. Thus the alcohol. Adult beverage. Yeah, again, but do not, yeah. They have to please make sure that they are cognitive yeah please not not comatose not a glass of water with roofies and it they have to be relaxed they have to be able to remember this the next day enjoyable so my best orgasms are from that but the person needs to be relaxed and, you know, it needs to be something that, again, you have to be patient with.

Yeah, because it doesn't happen overnight. That tiny little hole is meant, you know, to keep things in and you're going to be stretching it out and it's...

You're going to be going the wrong way on the wrong way yep so with that in in mind i suggest a lubricant now i'm partial to spunk lube it's it doesn't get sticky we've used lots of lubes i mean i've used um lots of lubes lots of lubes coconut oil um baby oil baby oil works well you know and water not a great lubricant well terrible lubricant but you know a baby oil um spunk lube or any of these kind of lubricants ky some of them have water soluble yes this one's water soluble doesn't get sticky no it doesn't get sticky we use some they're start out good but then get sticky which kind of especially a lot of the flavored ones.

Yeah. Like, you get those, like, oh, this one's strawberry. This one's cookie. They tend to. It gets sticky. They taste good. Yeah, it tastes good, but. Then my blood sugar. It's like eating flavored paste. Pretty much. Yeah. So lots of lubricant. Lots of teasing. Teasing does that. And you have to. It's the same as.

It's the same as as vaginal except you're going in the other hole you want them to be fired up enough that again you're going to play vaginally first if you're smart if you're smart you're smart you'll play vaginally and tease them anally and tease them it could be where they're on top of you and yeah yeah and and you're taking your finger with some lubricant yep and and rubbing the outside of their asshole and maybe just work the tip of your finger in you know it worked really well for me because um fingers tend to have a grip this is going to sound really weird so hold on i used to love those metal cases for cigars so i different sizes ones that my then boyfriend could slide up my ass without lube because they're metal and they're smooth and they're smooth and the coolness actually helped okay for me i found that pleasurable the coolness of the metal and it oh i had such great orgasms that way i had like i'm smoking cigars with just cellophane yep guys you guys are smoking the cheap ones with they're in the tubes well actually there's some very expensive ones with tubes that i'm glad they smoked them okay we can save the tubes for me yeah not the glass tubes they don't make them anymore in glass tubes no nope that has been stopped oh uh why because they would break and glass would get in the cigars yeah that's not good yeah the metal tubes that's it's a cheap yeah it's a cheap vibrator without a vibrating mechanism well yeah it's it's um i want to say it's like it's like a butt plug but it really isn't it's it's so smooth it goes in it glides in it okay so the first way we're looking at this now is don't be afraid of it getting lost in there have you always heard horror stories in the urban legend about they had a toy and he got lost and got went up to butt too far and got stuck in there i don't we've all heard stories about that i don't know if they're true or not we've all heard stories but yeah um so that that's the the first steps that's the in that method yeah and training so i also recommend a butt plug maybe well i was going to go the next step is how about if the woman just gets herself worked up let's say that you're sitting there maybe she's blowing you and you know she gets a vibrator and plays with herself both vaginally and anally getting herself worked up for it i'm not a fan of vibrators on my butt well i'm saying even if it's vaginally getting herself I don't know.

worked up for it i'm not a fan of vibrators on my butt well i'm saying even if it's vaginally getting yourself worked mentally worked up yeah you know because there's a large mental game into it oh again the same same thing like anything else there's um definitely a mental game that's for sure and you know what i've noticed this is going to sound maybe a little bit disgusting but I notice when I get really worked up, there is some anal lubricant that I produce naturally. Yeah. I've noticed it. Oh, did you? Okay. It's a clear liquid. A clear liquid? It's almost sweet.

Because I have no problem tasting myself after somebody's been in my ass. I'll do ATM. Because you know you're clean. Yeah. I do ask them out, ATM. Not where you get your money out, but ask them out. Yeah, it's nice if it makes you some money but that's a whole other story isn't it it's a different show um everything's a different show with us but uh yeah but i mean it has a sweetness to it i don't know i didn't look into it i you know, like whatever, I don't care, but there is, you do produce like a natural lubricant, even in your ass as you, as you do in your vagina.

So that helps with all this, you know, it gets things going. And if not, you can use your old little, whatever you like to use as your lubricant. We're not being sponsored currently. No. By Spunk Lube, but this is one we've used for years now. Yeah, years. And we're very happy with the product. I need to get another gallon of it. Just saying. Maybe I should put that on my Amazon wish list. Yeah, yeah. A gallon of Spunk Lube. Again, what we're saying initially here is you've got to build up the mental game. The woman or whoever, let me rephrase that.

Your partner, your significant other, whoever that is. The mental game of wanting it. Yeah. I remember there was a gentleman that we were going to shoot. I knew I was going to be doing anal with him, and I was working that day. And I remember, like, in my mind, I was getting myself so revved up to be with him and do anal. Like, it was like I was, like, fantasizing about getting fucked in my ass, like, all day long at work. And so when I finally, you know, got to be with him, I, it's, he pounded my ass. Pounded my ass. Let's back up a little bit, too. Oh, my God.

There was a time when I had approached you and said, hey, listen, a lot of people would love to see you do anything. And you're like, no. Yeah, you know what? And then, again, with a lot of people asking you, you decide to try it. And all of a sudden, something clicked. Now, again, and you have criteria of what dicks, you have to gauge that they're going to fit comfortably. Yeah, I can, you know. Again, Mr.

Beer Can Cock ain't going in your ass no no not in my ass anyway not happening no well there's we know people that uh can take fisting in their ass that's true but remember the one gentleman i had the the young black youngish black guy with the dick that was really big and i when, oh, he was a tiny little guy. Oh, yeah. And he was like all dick. Yeah. I was afraid if he got hard, he would pass out. Yeah. He said sometimes doing anal was painful for him because he was so big. He was big, yeah. You know, and he was not a big guy. He was just like all dick. He literally was.

Yeah, he hung soft nine inches. Yeah. Hard 14. Literally. I measured it with my fist. It was big in diameter, yeah. Yeah, it was never fitting in my ass. So again, the second step, yeah, no. The second step is for the woman to, or whoever, the other person, to kind of take the reins and work themself up. Yeah, I mean, there's all kinds of things. Yeah, I think it's...

woman to kind of or whoever the other person to kind of take the reins and work themselves up yeah i mean it's all kinds of things again speaking as the as the person who would be doing this with them right you can't put pressure on them yeah there's some guys that get over zealous i want anal and anal today i want your answer but does it okay you've had my ass you've had my pussy do they feel that much different not really yeah see what i mean so what i mean okay my ass might be a little tighter it might be like because it's different tissue might feel a little different just the tabooness of it so if somebody were to slide their dick into a pussy or an ass and they didn't know.

They don't know. Could they tell? No. Maybe in some women, like women who've had children maybe. Oh, okay. Like there's women who. So their butt would be tighter. Yeah. Okay. But let's just say. There's women that I've talked about. Right. Not on air. But I've talked about that I had sex with. Right. You know, they had kids or whatever and you couldn't get traction. And you could fuck them for hours because you weren't getting traction. It's like, I'm not going to come. Thank you.

i've talked about that that i had sex with that right you know they had kids or whatever and you couldn't get traction and you could fuck them for hours because you weren't getting traction it's like i'm not gonna come but then you pop it in their ass also it's like okay because it was tight it was tighter you know okay so there's that difference well with me there's not a lot of difference for you there's not a lot of difference not a lot of difference no i mean i can tell like my ass is because it's a different muscle it's softer sure you know your vagina is more muscular Thank you.

not a lot of difference not a lot of difference no i mean i can tell like my ass is because it's a different muscle it's softer sure you know your vagina is more muscular it's very common for a woman for the first time they do anal right sit there like or a person i guess i can only speak for women that you put it in and they're like okay just leave it there leave it there and do that oh yeah yeah that's not a bad idea let them get used to the feeling because you're stretching out that sphincter that's and they're i hate to get like so medical but you know it's fine no you know it's not sexy but i think it's a matter of they also need to mentally relax so their sphincter can relax right exactly you know if you make it a bad experience you're not going back you're never going back again you go to a bad it a bad experience you're not going back you're never going back again you go to a bad restaurant have horrible food you're not going back there you know i wouldn't think so but you know so give them a chance to make the right meal god damn it there's a lot of steps that go into this yeah a lot of steps but and again now like one of the next steps that you've worked with is for the woman to buy herself a set of Thank you.

lot of steps but and again now like one of the next steps that you've worked with is for the woman to buy herself a set of butt plugs oh the butt plugs yep and you know they have graduated ones small medium and then gigantic small medium large and holy shit and then it's just a giant fist it never works i'm not judging the one that I have in? It's up to you. Of course I'm going to do that, Jesus. Actually, Vince bought me these. This is the medium size, not the large. She can't do the large. You know, I thought I was doing the large. I was so disappointed. I found the large.

I was like, ah, I was only doing the medium. When you get worked up, could do the large you think so i've never tried i didn't even bother there's been guys that you're like oh no his dick's too big and you guys be playing the next thing you know he's like yeah fuck my ass i'm like that's a big dick uh really yeah like the black gentleman that uh was here uh which one? I'm going to tell you. The one that you took his white girl virginity. Oh, white girl virginity. You're like, oh, there's no way he's fitting in my ass. Yeah. You know what it was, though? He's so tall.

We were doing doggy because he's so tall. And it's just logistics. And you're so short. And I'm so short that the only hole we could actually go into comfortably was my ass. I'm like, oh, you're in my ass. You're in my ass. And it's like, oh, never mind, you're in my ass. Well, obviously it didn't feel bad to you. It was like, whoo. Then I was like, you know, what if I just chill a little bit maybe? And it wasn't that bad. So you have a medium-sized butt plug. A medium-sized butt plug I will demonstrate. Well, you'll show it. You're not demonstrating, it's already in.

Well, I can take it out and put it in okay then demonstrate that's not the noise of that coming out that was her bumping the microphone in case for those who are watching the podcast and again if you are listening to the podcast and want to see the videos go to hotwife donnalyn.com and you'll find the links and you can see this video for free on Pornhub and on her many vid site. And she bumped that again. Sorry, I can't help it. I have a big butt. Can you see my little... Your hand's in the way now. Use both hands. Pull it open. Okay, hold on. There you go. There we go.

Blue stud in there, yeah. Oh, yeah. Wow. It's also, see, more than just a butt plug there, but that's fine. See, and it's just a metal. These are metal. Sometimes they have, I'm going to take my shoes off. I don't know why I'd have them on. But sometimes they're like a rubber or a silicone or whatever.

These are they slide in easier they don't grip well that's why i like the um the cigar things the cigar cases because they're metal sorry um that's why i like the cigar cases because they slid in and this is metal and you think oh i'm having a metal thing in my ass it's like me so great but these slide right and put a little lube on them and you know bada bing bada boom they just slide right in so you need to demonstrate sure he's like sure because i'm not gonna be doing it yeah i'm over here i'm i don't step on anything my ass is puckering is it really it's not get on couch so that way the camera i'm sure if the camera gets so here she's uh been over i'm putting it in my ass boom there it goes boom there you go and and there's some really nice ones i've seen with that you know different colored jewels oh yeah um somebody we saw or maybe someone online they I got a rose, a 3D rose on it.

Oh, that's cool. It was really sexy, yeah. I should put that on my little... Again, if your wife gets into it, or whoever gets into it... Your significant other. Yeah. I mean, how sexy would that be that you come home and you go to play, and as you're messing around, all of a sudden you notice she's got that plug in. So basically she's teasing you to tell you the plug is just waiting to be removed for you. Well, that's if it's a female. Okay. Whoever it is says if I remove the plug... A rose I, I would think, well, it could be, whatever. Whatever. Anyone could like flowers. That's true.

Now, here's another one. A good friend of mine begged his wife for this. She was not into anal. Oh. She was against anal. Oh, boy. And he kind of talked her into it because he saw a video, and he liked where it had, and you've done a video like this, one those animal tails oh yeah and he talked his wife into it and she has this i don't know it's called a fox tail sure yeah they like a fox with a butt plug you shot a video with a guy who had one yeah he's like here i have this thing and i'm like did you use it with anybody Nope.

I was and actually there was just a girl on instagram i think i showed you yes yes she's wearing a dress she has a real short skirt and i told you i thought that'd be sexy as shit to do i think it would be she was just like she just pulled the tail out from under her skirt and she goes yeah how is this attached but if you were in a in the mall like just to be generic right and you saw this pretty girl walking with a short skirt but you saw a little i know exactly like she's got a butt plug in but how sexy is that it's pretty it's pretty erotic yeah you know she's fucking you know yep again they make butt plugs that vibrate oh i want one of them well you've had the anal beads that vibrate yeah they all died i brought these great concept terrible execution we'll have to get you the bead ones again yeah the bead ones again but this is what i had left and this is not good okay well let's move into the the next step is different toys to consider.

Sorry, it turned on by itself. I know how that goes. I didn't mean to do that. Again, I know how that goes. But, yeah, getting, like, different toys. This is not so great. A great idea, like I said, because this goes in your pussy, this goes in your ass. It could go vice versa. This is not going to do anything in my pussy, though. I didn't say whether it would do something. I just said you could go vice versa. I think if this was a little more stiff, because getting it into your butt, and it bends, and it's flaccid, it doesn't go in real easy.

And if you take it in and out, it bends again, then it plops out. Sorry. It's not the greatest toy in the world, but I have it, so I've used it a lot. Well, people have got to find their own toys. Yeah, that's true. What works for them. Yeah, just because you not necessarily enjoy it doesn't mean it's not right for somebody else.

That's true i just i've used it a lot for i was doing like all the anal webcams i've done a ton of anal webcams and this is the one i could use but i was like just getting it in there like initially was like ah because it bends and it's just a little bit of rigidity would be good and that one's small enough that it would not get you really ready for double penetration It's smart if it wouldn't yeah i don't think it would really get you it's certainly it kind of gets you turned on for it but isn't like would do you think that would be a good preparation for it for the first step yeah for the first step yes okay you, you know.

Oh, no, you're not going to double-fisted fucking vibrator. Thank you. That's where I was going to go with that. No, yeah. If you've never had anything in your ass ever, this is not bad. This is okay. This is fine. No, even this is okay in your ass. Sure. You know, I mean. Well, theoretically, you can put the cock-shaped one in your ass. Right. And the softer bead ones, you can just rub that on your clip. Yeah. I mean, when it vibrates, there's more going on in the cock-shaped one. Yeah, because it's more rigid. Yeah. See, that's what I need, rigidity. Why do you look at me when you say that?

I't I just looked in your general direction okay thanks I'm gonna cry myself to sleep sensitive aren't we but um you know that's fine but I found that other ones that fit in my ass should I demonstrate these that's up to you um is it up to me I'm not my asshole Honey, you're my ass. Should I demonstrate these? That's up to you. Is it up to me? It's not my asshole. Honey, you're my asshole. And you're mine, honey. You're mine. So yeah, if you're my asshole, just jam shit in there, bitch. Well, let me take this out. Hold on. Do the pop noise because I can't. Oh. There you go.

So I can't do it as loud. Yeah, it's more like... Shut up. So always, you know, with your butt, I would definitely use... Again, if you want to see what's going on and you're just listening to the podcast, go to hotwifedonnalyn.com and follow the links to either Pornhub or to ManyVids. ManyVids, right. It's free to see these. I am now putting Spunk Loop on my anal beads and then the one that will go in my pussy. This is like double penetration. Doesn't that look delicious? I just rub it around a little bit so it's the whole thing. The one that goes in my pussy is not that big of a deal.

But the one that goes in my ass, I wonder if I should turn around and do it the other way so i don't know you're on your own i'm on my own huh i'm too busy running the board here again i don't know if anybody can see this can you see let me go look behind the camera hold on okay see it's it's like flaccid, so you can't see. Your hand that's on the vibrator is kind of in front of the camera. Okay. Ooh. See, I wish this was more stiff. Rigid. Rigid, yeah. Okay. I see that. It's like it's kind of buckling under your ass a little bit. Yeah, I don't like it.

All right, so something to consider if you buy a double-headed vibrator. Yeah. Okay. Just shopping tips by Donna Lynn. So, actually, this one is still my favorite. Just a normal kind of vibrating dildo style. Oh, it's nothing special. I've had it. How many years have I had this? I don't know. I don't have the receipt anymore. It's been a while. I've had it for a long time. It's nothing special. It's like a plain pink rubber. It has double-A batteries. It's not even... Okay, so while you're doing this, you have had plenty of vaginal orgasms and clitoral orgasms. Yes. Okay.

anal orgasms yes okay yes if i don't know the answer i'm asking for everybody who else is listening well here's the thing it's it's usually in conjunction with something else like i'll have great anal orgasms but usually there's clitoral stimulation going on at the same time okay because i've seen you being fucked by a guy just mainly and i rub against his like sometimes okay nubs like okay see that part i don't see so okay like what i am i was with one gentleman i'm thinking the one gentleman who um we haven't shot with a long time yeah i know what you mean well he had like nubs like he'd shaved but he had like just little nubs and actually those were great anal orgasms on his cock like yeah one fuck session like two three times oh yeah yeah i know exactly what you're talking about the thing is with that i kept saying it's like when i'm fucking him anally there you're getting fucked anally by him you're not fucking him anally okay you can put it that way i i thought i was fucking him but okay his dick just happened his ass was intact and his dick was in your ass so but i could still be fucking him i guess in a way i took control tomato tomato anyway he was fucking meally.

But his pubic hair had just a little roughness to it. Okay. And it rubbed against my clit, which I was having clitoral orgasms in addition to the anal orgasms. Or one fed the other. Whichever. I don't know. It doesn't matter. I had orgasms and lots of them. I had like five.

Now, how different sorry how different is an anal orgasm over a quatorial or vaginal is there is a different sensation probably somewhat because the i mean as a man i mean i've only ever had come on honey let's just let's just try this come on you know you want where's my mace he's gonna make don't make me get the taser out again i know you like that but i do i don't i slide this bad boy right in there we go jesus christ didn't even hesitate No, no, this one works well. Oh, yeah. I think we can find Jimmy Hoffman there. Oh, yeah. I think we can find Jimmy Hoffman there. Oh, come on.

Yeah, it goes pretty well. Yeah, it slides in easily. So what you're basically saying is once the woman or person finds a comfortable size. Yeah, I start small. It might pay them to find a toy that is very comfortable.

And then maybe they can practice on their own and become comfortable with that size in their ass yeah so then when they add flesh to it it's a little easier well yeah because flesh this slides it grabs more so i suggest lots of loops and for god's sakes don't use anal ease do not use anal ease because the problem with that is and you know what that is the dick that is going in your ass also becomes numb and they'll never be able to come so guess what what could have taken 15 minutes we're talking old anal ease we don't know what if there's any new products we don't know it's been years true that's a good point in all honesty yeah that's a good point i don't know if anal ease has changed if it's even a product it is the old anal ease i don't know it numbed everything you can't feel anything down there so what was it the other one they used to use maryland chambers the late great maryland chambers talked about it in a talk show one time oh did she really how they would use um something they use on your gums oh um oh how yeah if you had toothache you rub it on you like yeah ambusol ambusol they would use ambusol to keep guys from coming too quickly oh there you go and the problem is they would put it on there not only would they not come but it would make the girl's pussy completely numb so now they're fucking and fucking it's like okay two hours later it's like all right you know so yeah it kind of deadens the whole thing that's the problem so but Thank you.

fucking it's like okay two hours later it's like all right you know so yeah it kind of deadens the whole thing that's the problem so but again if you can get your significant other maybe a toy that they could play with on their own practice get comfortable with it could help the whole process yeah and you know start maybe start smaller especially they're very intimidated by don't be don't be they might want to start solo without you around oh yeah absolutely just so they can like okay what is this how's this gonna feel because it they're from what i've been told like i said that there's a some people express that you feel like you're gonna shit yourself i get up even with this one because i'm not as fired up as as I could be.

What? I'm not doing it for you? No, hon, you're doing it for me just fine. Wow, you're really doing it. I'm not selling it. You're really doing how to sell it. No, because I'm not in that with other people. There is that slight burning. I'll cry myself to sleep tonight. Oh, you poor baby. Do it every night. I'll suck you. That's all right. I'll make you feel better. Yeah, right. There is that slight burning sensation that you get. I don't get the... Don't know it. Go ahead. I don't get the, I have to defecate sensation. I get that burny sensation, which does go away over time.

Yeah, but again, it's been a lot of years since you started doing the anal. Yeah. And again, everyone is different. Everyone's different.

Yeah, and you know, if I do yeah the burning sensation might be like part of it too for people because they're getting stretched out a little more than they're used to sure i mean i can only relate to that burning sensation like sorry about this i'm gonna get a graphic on us one of those like turds it feels like it's coming out sideways man we've all had that oh yeah it's like no no other direction other direction turn 90 degrees um yeah you sit there and go it's like now i know i'm not gay that was not fun not fun i felt like i was giving birth i was going through the breathing exercise i was waiting to pick the turd out of the toilet and slap it so it'd breathe yes seriously i've raised this in some baby turd it's just a baby turd but uh anyway this one this one's about the same size yeah they're about the same size yeah doesn't matter but the same thing no that one's got like a little catoral stimulator yeah but i'll put it together again you can put that in your vaginal it's just tease your asshole with that little that's true spike or whatever you want to call that thing yeah it's like a generic rabbit type of thing has a little crock with a bad fucking zit it has a tumor on it but yeah it i mean yeah there's kinds of it's there's no wrong way to use them really but yeah you could you know put this in your i could put it in my pussy and turn it around so it kind of like teases my asshole which is which is kind of cool or it could just i was like thinking i probably don't even need any spunk glue i just slide it right in yeah yeah you got enough in there already yeah i'm already yeah you're already spunked up i'm already i'm already spunked up so i'm good yeah that's not too bad well let's say you want to turn around the other way but you could put that in your vaginal hole and then just use that.

Yeah, actually, this fits better. For a woman beginning, she could actually tease, put that in her pussy and then use the little thing to tease her asshole to get it ready. Kind of like this kind of a thing. Yeah, see, I can't see from my seat, but that's fine. Okay, you can't see from my seat? That's fine, that's good. Like that? Yep. Hello. Oh, that's okay. Yeah. I like it. It doesn't give you as much sensation as you probably need. But again, I'm talking for someone who's trying to ease into anal. That's really easing in because this would need to be this little growth on here.

The little tumor needs to be longer. Well, there's so many variations of everything. Yeah. So get a rabbit that has a little longer clitoral stimulation part and then just switched around. Or anal. No. It could be either one. Well, yeah, but it's meant, generally it's meant for clitoral. For clitoral, sure. But turn around. It just needs a longer one, that's all. And that'll be fine. That works well. Yeah. That works okay.

And then there's no way this is ever going in my ass this big one tell yourself that what i brought out just as a joke wait i got some of my hair stuck on it damn it donna your stupid hair is all everything i shed worse than a golden retriever i do it's like good lord where does care come from definitely not mine no definitely not yours it's mine. I swear it's mine. But yeah, it's like, I don't think I'd want this on my ass. I don't know. Do you think it would fit? I think so. You think? I've seen guys that big go in your ass. No, there's no way skin is different than rubber. Come on.

I'm not arguing that. Well. Want to give it the college try? Yeah, I'm going to give it the college try.

I don't think I'm going to be very happy with it but you don't know you don't know I might be like hey well if this vibrated I would like it better oh sure vibration always helps with any kind of well it's extra stimulation yep exactly I need all the stimulation I can get because god knows I don't get it from my husband I mean uh love you dear i'm kidding i'm kidding oh that turned your mic off i'm sorry you turned turn off a whole lot of things welcome to my world i don't know if this is gonna fit so, so I'm trying. Let's see here. It's slippery. Duh. Oh, wrong hole. Slid into the wrong hole.

Ow, it's really slippery. Ow, it's slippery? Yeah. Okay, it's a right hole. Yeah, I'm not liking it, but there it goes. It's in. Turn your ass more towards the camera. Okay, hold on. How about that? There you go. Thank you.

uh okay it's very whole yeah i'm not liking it but there it goes it's in turn your ass more towards the camera okay hold on how about that there you go uh yeah i'm not liking it not comfortable no okay yowza i wish it was comfortable that'd be great yeah if you tried something clitoral stimulation while you did that i need another hand well i'm just taking hold yourself up all right so yeah i got it like halfway in it's it's you can feel it stretch like i can i understand like why people are intimidated and shy away from your anal because you feel that stretching i mean i have control it's uncomfortable it's a it generally it's thought as very taboo.

Oh, yeah. It's absolutely taboo. You know, and, you know, it's, you know, some people think that there are some people that, and they obviously, they don't listen to this podcast. But, you know, they're like, oh, my God, that's slutty. Oh, my God, whatever.

But I know people, we've met people that's like fuck yeah man i'm all about anal oh yeah you know the one nice thing about anal is you don't have to worry about getting knocked up oh that's true too well isn't that the vessel virgins uh back in greece was supposed to be all they did all anal just for that reason i guess i wasn't around then oh neither was i but i that's always been the myth. Sure. It very well could have been. Isn't that why they call, you know, Greek is synonymous with anal sex because of vestal virgins? I didn't know where it came from.

I just figured the bathhouses, they were all fucking each other in the ass. No, it was vestal virgins. The virgins had to be virgin, but they didn't say what part of them had to be virgin. Their asses were as wide as a fucking baseball bat. Well, they didn't have toilet paper that way it turned just fell out they don't have to worry about it i i don't know if that's true i could be totally wrong my history could be totally messed up but that's what i always you know they always made reference to that you know that the virgins had anal sex i I had a friend I went to high school with. Oh, yes.

He's a great guy. Great guy. Not one of the sharpest tacks in the box. Yeah. Dating this beautiful Asian girl. Oh, boy. Very hot. Way above his pay grade. Okay. Above my pay grade. And apparently he came to me one day because a lot of people made fun of him because he wasn't, he pushed on a pool door. Okay. Great guy though. He keeps saying great guy. I'm trying to justify what I'm about to say. And he came to me and he goes, hey, I got to ask you a question, Vince. I'm like, yeah, sure. He goes, you know, my girlfriend wants to stay a virgin. I'm like, okay.

He goes wants she wants me fuck her in the ass he says that way she keeps her virginity i'm like oh okay okay he says i can't get her pregnant there i'm like uh no you can't as long as it all stays in the asshole no you can't it's a whole different plumbing situation how many times well you know you're fucking someone vaginaling whoa wrong hole oh my god yes that has happened now if you go from the anus to the wrong hole now you know but uh yeah i guess he didn't pay attention in biology or human anatomy remember one day to the next he's a great guy he keeps saying that he was he's a guy he felt bad for he's nice he people took advantage he's one of the guys people took advantage of him hey chris you know chris can i borrow you know 100 bucks and he would go get 100 bucks somewhere from his dad or whatever oh my god give it to you and then it's like hey man you're paying back no i don't have the money oh okay oh no and more people did this it was anyway different story that's just wrong that's just wrong yeah but uh so he thought he didn't know if he could get her pregnant if he yeah did her and that was one of the few people didn't really make fun of him and was fair to him and yeah back when i'm a cigar podcast he always wanted to come on it and everything else he's a good guy so but uh yeah yeah human anatomy is it it's a good thing to know these are basics so yeah you know you see you know you're sticking your dick you know what all to put it in it doesn't help me but okay no dear.

I draw you pictures, videos. I got pointers. It's like, you know, got the X's and the O's going. Step by step. One, two, three. Then you put numbers. This is one. This is two. Yeah. Hey, tab A into hole B. I still get lost. I know. I get my numbers. My letters are confused. It's awful. I don't know. I'm working at it. I have a giant whiteboard in front of the bed. Here we go. I'll show my age. I've seen the film strip. Oh, the film strip. Oh, God. I've seen the overhead projector. Oh, my God. I haven't thought about an overhead projector in years. With the flaps. Wait, this one.

Yeah, on top of that one. Yeah, we're showing our age here.

case uh you're younger do yourself a favor go look up on the internet overhead projector and then they had the film strips the films well which was basically a photo slideshow through a projector that you had to turn a dial to go one picture at a time is that what a film strip you would feed them through the projector yeah and a dial someone has such a like they would have a they have a cassette tape player oh my god oh yeah the boop yeah it wasn't even a freaking video or or a film it had to turn it Well back then the 8mm projectors Like you watch So we were watching the flight of the duck Flying across the floor At the end it would flip around It was staying too long It wasn't clean audio It was just like Oh it was terrible So the edge of the cell flower I don't know.

It wasn't Queen Audio. It wasn't Queen Audio. It was just like, instead of like, well, Edgerton, Edgerton, so far. It's like, Edgerton, so far. And that's how they taught. Like, I remember watching videos of, you know, human anatomy and blah, blah, women's, you know, body parts. It's like, oh, yeah, this is really exciting, is there any wonder why people didn't get sexuality back then? The human penis, the male penis fits in the woman's vagina. It's like, I don't know. Once the male is around, I will see it's complete interaction. Yuck!

You sat there, it's like, you wanted to pay attention, but you're listening listening to like how can i take this asshole serious i can't oh my god anyway that's too much so our general consensus here for if you're gonna oh my god if if you and your significant other are going to try anal first thing we're going to stress is slow and easy yep patience yep you know slow and steady wins the race you know just put yourself in the position if your significant other would put something in your ass how do you want it done oh how many men want to be pegged i don't know and i don't see that's a whole other can of worms yeah No want to put that that are very arousing there's a lot of them there that you know that it i it feels good i know when i'm totally aroused and i have anal stimulation it feels good and i have i have very strong orgasms from it so pegging just i'm gonna be anxious for you to do double penetration oh i haven't done that in a while and again when you did it it was an awkward thing at the time so you weren't actually able because you were so amazed you were able to do it i was so amazed so you didn't actually get to really enjoy it no i don't think it was a good position to be and i don't think i'm gonna place we were into wasn't great yeah well that old house was dirty you're on the floor hard no no i was on that chair but it was an awkward chair then you guys moved to the floor to finish it oh did we i don't remember i just remember it was just like the guy on the bottom was hurting his back and it was it just wasn't good well here's the thing there's a lot of logistics with you know double penetration so you have to think about that and um maybe if i was had a gentleman on the bottom and i have him vaginally and then i'm on top of him you were reverse cow growing the guy on the bottom you had in your ass you were facing up yep and the other guy was missionary on me which works well too but the problem was it was on a hardwood floor yeah that didn't work out so well yeah so i wonder if i work well on this futon sure do you work well or we could reverse it maybe have a gentleman lay down, I climb on top of him, you know, cowgirl style, and then as I lean over, it exposes my butt.

Yeah, if you're on top of a guy and the other guy come up, which is very common, yeah. Is it? That might work. It generally only works reverse cowgirl or cowgirl. Yeah, I can't think of any other way it could work.

I mean, is there a sidewinder type of thing side winder type of thing that could work so it's again so if you're going to try to get your significant other into it please be patient and lots of alcohol lots of no not okay not a lot of alcohol no we don't want to condone anyone no i'm kidding i am kidding i'm totally kidding you i know you got a guy i got the evil eye i am kidding but you do have to be relaxed however you do that so there's make sure the person you're doing it with is cognitive and will and yes and consenting yes and it can be a very very enjoyable uh experience it really can i mean if you fuck it up it ain't gonna happen again oh yeah that's for sure so don't fuck it up don't fuck it up, it ain't going to happen again.

Oh, yeah, that's for sure. Don't fuck it up. Don't fuck it up. But also, there's lots of stimulation you can do ahead of time. Yeah. No, well, the best sex you're going to have is. The shower head, that, oh, my God, I could come, boom. I put that on my butt. Oh. That can be dangerous, though, because the shower head is so strong. Is that the same shower head I showered in? No. Okay. That one's too high. I can't bring it down. I'm too short. Okay, good. Then we're fine. We're fine. I have not been able to masturbate in our shower because the thing is up seven feet, and I can't reach it.

I need a stool inside the shower so I can masturbate. This is very frustrating for me, sir. Very frustrating. I need to bring that thing down. You do use the garden hose a lot. I do because it's at my level. So anyway, again, that's going to be another show we want to do is household objects you can masturbate with. So keep the garden hose in mind. Keep the garden hose in mind. Keep that away from me. Yeah, I try to. Anyway, so again, be patient. Be caring. Be caring. Be loving. Yeah, just... And you will be getting that butt. Hopefully both of you will get the benefits. Yeah, I agree.

I mean, you got my butt. You married it. You married my butt? That's not... Oh, you're so sweet. i just married the whole ass the whole ass so did i that's awesome so anyway but yeah it's it's definitely a work in progress and it it can definitely be add a whole level of eroticism to your relationship. So, you know, be patient. Work into it slowly because it is an accident. It's not meant to be penetrated. It's just not meant that way. Yeah, I guess. Oh, definitely. Yeah. But it's worth the wait. Well, and be considerate of the person you're with.

Yeah, because they can put a strap on and go after you well yeah you gotta sleep sometime well if they're another male they could be after you too so there you go so be careful roofies works both ways no i'm just kidding so anyway so again i want to thank everyone for listening yes thank you guys thanks again if you listen to us on apple podcast or many one of many others i'm going to ask you to do us a favor and follow us a little love yeah just follow us uh throw us a like share us whatever you know if you if you enjoy the show unless you're really embarrassed tell one person that yeah you got to check out this podcast we'd really appreciate it the numbers keep growing we really appreciate it love it uh hope we keep you not only entertained informed and titillated i am yeah so all right i want to thank you i don't know about educational we're not even gonna go there informative we're informing them we're assholes oh there you go so and that just goes we're informing them we know nothing we know nothing about we're we're not doctors we don't even play them on porn movies no but we sure have a lot of fun just experimenting with things and finding out what works and what doesn't work so that's all we're doing we're just conveying what our experience is we don't that's all we do don't claim to know anything, and no one will tell you we do.

I'm not a single person. All right. So, again, thank you. Yes, thank you, and have a great night.